All language subtitles for Carneval Heaven Leslie Bovee

All right.

You know how I do that?

You do that great.

Everybody has the same muscles, you
know. How long have you been teaching?

Oh, all my life.

Oh, yeah.

If you think this is one more orgy,
you're in for a big surprise.

These people are about to receive the
world's greatest sexual secrets.

Secrets so powerful that their lives are
going to be changed.

Well, this is exactly what we're
learning right now.

Let's look at some people Just people
like you and me Let's pick up a

couple They look okay Let's learn a
little about them

all you ever do is look at women?

From this height?

You're so jealous.

I'm so jealous.

What about all those women on the street
today?

Your head bobbing in every direction?
Oh, and the blonde.

Look, if I didn't look at the blonde,
I'd have knocked her down and run right

into her.

I'm not a horse with blinders on.

And I know about your hookers.

What do you mean hookers? Explain that.

What do you mean hookers?

I was cleaning your jacket the other day
and I found a phone number.

I called it.

It was a hooker.

I'm a businessman.

I have clients from out of town. I have
to entertain them. What do you want me

to do? You want me to bend over and fuck
them?

Excuses, Richard. Always an excuse.

You're full of shit.

Again.

They are well -to -do and educated.

How much do they know about sex?

Above average.

They've gone through sex manuals and
other books.

They read magazines, especially those
articles appealing to the sex -hungry

masses.

How is their sexual life?

Let's see.

It's not the same.

What do you mean?

Us.

The fire is gone.

It's not happening anymore.

You're so jealous.

We're bored with each other.

You drink every night. I smell the
alcohol over the house.

Your J &B or vodka bottle stashed away.

It just isn't working.

What about you? You drink.

In fact, you're the one that taught me.

Look, I have a martini after work.
Socially, I drink a little bit, but I

drink. You're turning into a chronic
alcoholic.

No, I'm not.

What about the answer?

Look, our daughter, she's grown,
married.

There's no reason for us to stay
together anymore.

She's totally unhappy.

My business is suffering.

As far as the house, the car, you can
have that. You can have half of

else. I'll pay you alimony.

It's fine.

Isn't there any other solution?

Yeah, right now, I'm going to go sleep
in the other room.

Money alone cannot buy happiness.

They belong here.

I think it's time for us to, for someone
to trade partners. Now this fellow,

he's doing very well. He has disease.

How would you like to trade partners
now? Experience someone other than your

wife.

Okay?

Who would you like?

I'll choose her.

Okay. Very good.

Lovely, yes.

Just sit down right here, and we'll have
a little demonstration of pussy eating.

Just stick forward a little there, yes,
and open up so we can all see.

And we'll have a little demonstration of
how to do it. Cheryl is going to show

you what this did, and then you can
demonstrate right here on her pretty

quill.

Now this, right in here, just like the
salt, just really little...

Let's see another couple These two were
high school sweethearts They love each

other and are married now

How much do they know

about sex average

Jesus Christ, Debbie.

What do you think? Money grows on trees?

Oh, come on, Bob.

Oh, come on, Bob. Look, here.

Look. What do we have?

Four dollars in pain to get me through
the whole week.

Oh, we needed groceries.

Well, we needed groceries, but we needed
good crap and hairspray, cosmetics.

I mean, I don't know.

Four bucks to get me through the week.

Well, I'm sorry, Bob. You know, you've
been awfully upset lately and picking on

me a lot.

Well, okay. Last week I had to take a
day off to take you to the doctor.

Well, I got sick. I'm sorry. Okay, you
got sick, but I didn't get a full

paycheck. Well, what can I... What can
you do? You could be a little more

careful with the money. I mean, four
bucks and change and you can go out and

hairspray.

Christ.

What's the matter?

It's your breath.

What's wrong with my breath?

Bob, you've been smoking too many
cigarettes.

Nice. Your breath smells like stale
tobacco.

Well, honey, I don't like the way you
smell either.

Well, I just took a bath.

What's this?

A hairspray. It stinks.

And so does your timing.

The illusion is gone.

Facing reality is hard.

They also belong here.

Overeating.

Too much smoking or drinking are signs
of a poor sex life.

Prudery and religion have kept even well
-educated people ignorant in sexual

matters.

Complete sexual release is essential to
your health.

to your psychological and emotional
sanity.

We know that more than 30 % of the
population of the United States is

it's a demographic fact that this
percentage is growing.

Blacks tend to have larger families.

Does this mean they are happier?

What about visiting a beautiful black
couple right at home?

Say, Pat, come here. I want to talk to
you for a second, okay?

Yeah, come on.

What do you want now?

Yeah, well, you don't like the thing
here. That's a really nice Cadillac.

Now, I got all the money, and I need
about $100 and a cosign.

Now, with your job, the credit would be
no problem.

So why don't you help me out, okay?

Wait a minute. I know you're not asking
me to help you buy a Cadillac. Yeah.

No, that couldn't be it.

No, I'm sure you'd like a car now. You
know, like, we'd look good. I'm not

to put my money down for you to get a
Cadillac.

Then why not?

Why should I? I'm not going to have you
riding around while I'm at home.

I guess I'll just watch the television.

No.

No. You can't watch the television. I
got somebody coming over. Now, this is

house. And you mean to tell me I can't
watch a football game in my house? When

you start paying for this house and you
start paying for that television, then

you can come over here and sit down and
watch TV.

So you want to take it like that, huh?
Yeah, we'll take it like that.

Shit.

I'll let your company in on my way out.

Hey, how you doing? How are you?

You made it in just the time.

This episode should be pretty good,
yeah.

How great are they in bed?

No,

wait, wait, wait.

Oh, wait.

Oh,

you could have waited.

Well, hey, I mean, Mama, I can't help
it.

I mean, I've been working all day long,
hard hours. I mean, what do you expect?

You could have waited a little longer.

Not my fault that you don't know when to
come.

I can't.

Nah, I stuck it in deep enough.

You just don't know when to come.

Not that I don't know when to come. What
happened to all that old black power

you're supposed to have? There's plenty
of it.

I don't want a vibrator.

Why not? I mean, you said you used one
before we got married.

That was before we got married. I think
I have a man now.

I don't need a vibrator. Yeah, but when
a man's got to come, he's got to come.

Don't forget.

They also belong here.

And what about a real tough man?

A he -man.

Macho. Just out of jail.

What is that motherfucker?

What's wrong, Johnny?

He's gonna bring a beaner over.

A beaner? What's a beaner?

A fucking gun.

A gun?

Joey, what do you need with a gun?

You know what I'm going to do with a
gun.

I'm going to pull that job.

You're going to go back to prison.
That's what you're going to do.

Listen, babe.

That was five years ago.

Five fucking years.

I was a kid, a punk. I didn't know what
I was doing.

Learn my lesson.

You're going to have a gold mine, babe.

We don't need a gold mine.

We just need each other. We need some
good time to feel comfortable together.

We don't need all that money, Joey.

What do you want me to do? Go out and
get a job?

Yeah, we both could get jobs.

Both?

Why not?

Number one, your place is at home, not
at work.

Number two, I'm not going to go out and
work for some goddamn asshole for 90

fucking dollars a week.

Son of a shit.

I want to see you go back to prison,
Joey.

Five years is a long time.

If you went back, Joey...

I don't think I could wait that long.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't wait that long,
Joey.

Do you mean that?

Listen, babe.

You know, you know you're all I have.

I love you.

I love you too.

Look, we'll find a solution.

Sure.

Are they happy together?

What's wrong, Joey?

Nothing.

You know you've changed.

All you want to do now is bomb me in my
ass.

It's a little variety, you know.

Five years in prison do that to you?

Give me a break.

It's not just that. You're so fast.

You always want to hurry, hurry.

Why are you in such a big hurry?

Well, we have things to do, maybe.

Oh, we don't have anything to do.

Besides, Joey, I really don't enjoy it.

I don't enjoy it either, really.

No one should be blamed for being a
lousy lover if he never had a chance to

learn how to make love the proper way.

The main sexual organ is the brain.

The brain controls all bodily functions,
including those of the penis, which

we'll call the cock.

Now, the brain sends impulses to the
cock, whether or not to urinate or to

or to ejaculate or to cum.

For example, in peeing, if you're peeing
in the park and you're suddenly

surprised, you stop peeing. Why? Because
the brain sent an impulse to your cock

to stop.

The same thing in fucking, if you wish
to...

slow down or stop to prolong the
pleasure of your partner, the same

be used to stop you from coming. It's
easy.

The very most important thing that we're
going to learn about the female sex

organ, vagina, we're going to call it
the clit, is the location of the

clit. I call the clit the joy button.

A woman achieves her greatest pleasure
from stimulation,

right there of the clitoris.

During intercourse, it is very important
that the cock not go straight in,

just like this.

It must move in such a fashion as to
stimulate the clit. A

woman loves to have a nice big cock in
her pussy, but she loves especially

to have her clit stimulated.

Now, all of you guys, I'm sure, think
you know how to fuck.

In and out. In and out. Right?

Well, I'm going to tell you the secret
of the great Latin lovers and the secret

of the Incas.

The Inca nut.

Lift the cock until the shaft of the
cock is rubbing against the top of the

vagina where the clit is.

In and out. In and out. Right on that
joy button.

That's the secret.

Right with the shaft of the cock here
rather than with the head. That's right.

Now we're going to ask Shell to show you
the exact location of her clit, her joy

button.

And if you want to eat something, what
you do is you eat right on the joy

button. Thank you, Cheryl. And now, Dr.
Klein is going to show you where her

clit is. Dr. Klein?

Okay, everyone gather around here.

One at a time now.

You see right there.

See? Oh, wow.

It moves a little when I touch it
because it's not too tiny.

Do you like it? I like it. I love it.

Is it so good when you touch it also?

Oh, that's wonderful.

Now we're going to have some supervised
intercourse.

We're going to pick up some pointers on
how to increase our own pleasure and

that of our partners, and we're going to
switch partners.

And we're going to learn that fucking is
just good, clean, decent, wholesome

fun. It's a normal bodily function.

Follow me.

Now we're going to prepare for our
supervised prepping by having a little

-up session.

Let's all pick off our clothes and start
touching one another's bodies and

pleasuring one another, just feeling
comfortable, enjoying the touches.

Come on, let's all pick off our clothes.

Show those pretty bodies.

Yes, I'll fit up tonight.

Very good.

I forgot myself.

That's the way. Now let's touch our
breasts and touch our genitals and enjoy

them. Yes, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, everyone is doing so well.

Oh, hey.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, what a lovely, lovely warm -up.

Oh, yes.

So this fellow right here, he's doing
very well.

Yes, now...

One thing that's very important in
feeling self -confident and having sex,

confidence is so important, is to
experience other sex partners.

When you can please many women, you know
that you can please your wife.

When you can please many men, you know
that you can please your husband. That

should feel more confident.

We can all be super fuckers.

Oh, I want to jump in. I want to join. I
want to do something.

Oh, look at that.

Oh,

look.

Doing very well.

Now, um, oh yeah.

He won't stop.

Um, next, um, would you help us all and
demonstrate to us the ink and that with

this young lady?

All right. Okay, do you remember what it
is?

Yes. Come forward and show me with your
pot. This is my pussy, and my clit is

right here.

And how are you going to do it? I would
put it in.

Is this right? Yes. And then I push up
and run a clip. Yes.

And you rock the clip. You go in at an
angle, not straight in, but at an angle

so that you can rub my clip and give me
lots of pressure.

All right. Yes.

Well, I'm going to help you so that you
can fight this nice young lady here.

Thank you.

Okay, now you're ready. Now let's try
this ink in that.

Yes. Now, remember what that is. Put it
in, and then slide a little

forward so that you press.

Lean into it. Yeah, so that you rub it.

Yeah, so that you press her joy button.

Very good.

Down, yeah, yeah.

Very good.

That's an excellent ink in there.

Very nice.

Really? First time?

That's an outstanding example.

Does everyone see that?

Does everyone see that? He's doing very
well, yes. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, incredible.

Very good.

Are you enjoying that?

Does that really feel better than an in
-and -out message?

Yeah.

Okay, now who would like to be the next
fellow to switch partners?

Hey, I want to try.

You do? Okay, good.

And let me see.

Here, I'll come over. Yeah, do.

Good.

Now we'll have some more of the warm -up
method.

The Inka Nut can be practiced in many
positions.

Thank you.

It's going to come.

You're doing very well.

If Mother Nature had intended that sex
serve only the function of procreation,

people would only have sex two, three,
four, five times in a lifetime,

on the numbers of children that people
want to have.

This is not the case.

Sex is essential to a normal, happy
human life. Just for example,

sex, a good fucking relieved tension
more completely

than anything else in life except maybe
a good night's sleep. The two are

essential to a normal, happy life.

But doctor, what's the big deal about
the clitoris?

Well, the clit, short for clitoris, is
the most sensitive part of the human

body. It has more nerve endings than any
other part of the body and it

serves the sole function of bringing a
woman to a perfect orgasm. Oh, I see.

In order for a woman to increase her
enjoyment of sex, it is necessary for

to strengthen her vaginal muscles
through the use of vaginal contraction

exercises. For example?

Well, you put your finger into your cunt
for your own practice, or, of course,

during intercourse, you would contract
your vaginal muscles on the man's cock

this way to squeeze. It feels wonderful
to his cock, and, of course, it feels

wonderful to your vagina as well. It
increases the vaginal sensations, you

Here, let me put your finger in, and I
can show you what I mean.

Here.

Do you feel that? Oh, so that's what it
feels like down there.

Is it nice? Yeah, that's really far out.

Wow.

It feels nice to me, too.

Well, you just contract those muscles.
You know, the more you do it, the better

you'll get at it.

And as for...

Oh, yes, how long and how often?

Just, you know, a few times a week for
the rest of your life.

Yes, oh, but it's such an enjoyable
exercise, I promise.

Am I still yours?

Oh, yes, indeed.

Oh, yes, do.

Mm -hmm.

Tightens up in my fingers. Yes.

It's a very pleasant exercise to do, I
mean.

Let me try one. Yes, yes. Anyone else
who wants to feel, come right over. Oh,

do.

Now, you're supposed to put your finger
in.

That's very nice.

The exercise right now, put your finger
in.

Yes, in.

And you feel that?

It's a vice.

Is there any

name for this exercise?

It's known as the 50 grips.

It's a great deal of pleasure.

And of course, there's another one.

Another exercise which is also very
effective in enhancing

both your pleasure and health is called
the figure eight.

You see this?

Move your hips in the shape of a figure
eight.

All the while you're in your gypsy grip.

Your vaginal muscles.

Doctor,

is there any special technique to giving
a blowjob?

Well, you seem to be doing very well. I
think just remember that the tip right

here, the glands, is the most sensitive
part.

And you have to match your rhythm with
the rhythm of your partner.

Yes, thank you. You're doing very well.

Well, I think you all should concentrate
on practicing the exercises that I've

named now.

Okay?

Star people here.

Very good.

Thank you.

God bless you.

I'm going to hide.

Thank you.

I think I got it.

I love you.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Bye.

Thank you.

That was nice, huh?

Nice. Fantastic.

I mean, it's... It was better than the
first time, you know? It's just so good

right now.

It was so big. So hard.

You really learned to rink in that well.

Yeah, that gypsy grip.

You like that? I've been practicing.

I can tell. It was just squeezing.

Cotton is making it feel so good. You're
just drawing me in.

Why do you suppose we took so long to
get to that clinic?

It doesn't matter.

We got there. That's the main thing.

You know, we have a secret that's
really, really unusual.

Not many people have it.

Just some of the great lovers, you know,
Casanova and Valentino. Yeah.

Now we have it.

I think you're the greatest fact in the
world.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe. What?

Well, they taught me about women to be a
little uninhibited.

So maybe you could bring some home.

You think?

Oh, do you want to watch or?

Participate. Oh, okay. That would be
nice. You'd like that, huh?

Would turn you on?

You're such a good lover. There's enough
for two.

To try a homosexual experience, if you
so desire, is both normal and beneficial

to your understanding of others.

Well, tell me, dear, why have you come
to theater?

Well, I've been married for over ten
years.

My friends are a little older and a
little more conservative.

And I'm a little inhibited, so I thought
since I'm interested in women, it would

be nice to...

Try it out for a sandwich?

Excuse me, but could I ask you why we
had to sign that document, you know, the

one about not telling anybody what went
on here?

As you probably know, Masters and
Johnson's and some other sex therapists

suffered a lot of harassment for doing
the kind of sex treatment that we're

going to do here.

Who would do the harassment?

Well, there are those who have a vested
interest in keeping the public unhappy.

Vested, of course.

Yes, we just want to help people.

You know, and they want to hurt us.

Me too.

And you, Olivia, why have you come here?

Well, I have a set of factory sex life
with my boyfriend.

But for some time I've been, you know,
desiring women.

Walking down the street.

I don't know, it bothers me, though,
because I'm afraid that it might be

unnormal, you know, to feel that way.
Oh, no.

No, not at all. It's the most normal
thing in the world to enjoy any bisexual

desires that you have.

Well, I put my fears to rest. Yes, yes.

And I guess today we'll just proceed
with finding out exactly how women do

even though we don't have any cons.

How might one begin?

Well... How is the hardest?

I think probably you have a pretty good
working knowledge of the erogenous zones

that women have, but we'll just begin
anyway.

The breath.

Breaths are a favorite.

Manual manipulation.

You know, it feels very good. And it's
very pleasurable to the person who does

it also.

And then, of course, there's oral
stimulation.

Oh, yeah.

Standing up. See that, Olivia?

Excited.

Before and after.

Okay, now, after,

I mean, of course, one can do that as
long as she wants, you know, as long as

it's enjoyable. But then, well, there
are...

There are a number of erogenous areas,
you know, the neck and feet and backs of

the legs and so on. We'll go into those
as sort of specialties, but for the

moment we'll just start with the most
familiar business area. See here?

This is the clit, the joy button. You
already know about that. Of course.

Every self -respecting woman.

And really a great deal of pleasure can
be administered to the clit.

by a woman or a man through the use of a
little expert tongue action.

Expert, yes.

That's what we're here for.

Why don't I just demonstrate with you,
Olivia, and you can watch, Leslie.

Gladly, I'm a lawyer.

Did you like that? Yeah.

It wasn't bad.

How did that look, Leslie?

Well, inviting.

Well, the hardest, I'm sure you both
know, you know, all about how to do this

sort of thing. The hardest thing is
really to just leap in there and do it,

know. Right? So why don't you just do
it, Leslie? Just go right ahead, and

Olivia, that's all right.

Yeah, it's fine.

I love it.

Now you see that's not hard at all, is
it?

Did I say I haven't been to my house of
late?

Trying hard I guess to make depression
the

51st day.

Ah,

she comes flying.

It's your fault.

Thank you.

Another wonderful.

The notes are being very nice to me
lately.

Well, you're being pretty nice yourself.

Want to know a secret?

What? I quit smoking.

Want to know another secret?

What's that?

I stopped using hairspray.

I know.

Bob's attitude has improved a great
deal.

He's been promoted in his job and he's
making more money now.

He's a happier man.

He's a happier man. While I'm driving
through the rain, and I think I'm

maybe I'll see her again.

Talk about moving down the road, and I
feel my wheels taking flight.

And I'd like to think she's doing what
she said to begin.

She can move like a monkey, and she can
cry your heart out.

With a smile like a grand piano, and a
cheese like cherry pie.

So I turn the car around now, and I
ain't been at her place.

Now I'm driving through a cross town
just to see her face.

I recall this time I met her with a tic
-tac -toe.

And I slid my wings around her just to
keep her there.

Oh, she's a hot -legged woman.

She can't eat your heart.

She can suck the soul.

I'm sitting in Cadillac. I want it. Damn
Cadillac.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's fantastic.

Your pussy feels... So good.

Ink and nut.

Aren't you glad we went to those
meetings? Oh, yeah.

Your cock felt extra big in my pussy.

You know something?

What?

I don't want any trouble with the law.

They're going to get a job.

We're going to... Fuck all day.

With your lips and eyes and fingers Tell
her that she needs your motor

Show her by the way you touch her body

That you plan to have a party And you do
hope she'll come Now

you can say most anything that a man can
tell a woman Say it all and never say

a word

You can sweeten up your coffee, seven
lumps of sugar, but your coffee still

tastes bitter till it's turned.

Making love is talking with your body.