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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,406 --> 00:01:32,637 Buy an extra paper! Buy a paper! Big advance... 2 00:01:54,737 --> 00:01:58,945 But I've told you! We have many many more women than we can possibly use! 3 00:01:59,305 --> 00:02:03,077 - I'd only be too glad to give you work - You can't make me believe, sir, 4 00:02:03,197 --> 00:02:08,135 that in a big war like this, you can't possibly find something for me to do? 5 00:02:08,255 --> 00:02:11,622 - You've tried the hospitals I suppose? - That I have, Mister. 6 00:02:11,742 --> 00:02:17,547 Hospitals, nursing, bandaging, munitions everything! 7 00:02:18,253 --> 00:02:21,900 They all say the same thing. You're too old! 8 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:26,493 I'm not too old! As a charwoman, I can outscrub 9 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,851 any lady of my profession in London! 10 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:35,167 I'm not as old as you are, judging by appearances! 11 00:02:35,287 --> 00:02:37,905 You're working for your country! 12 00:02:38,562 --> 00:02:42,550 - You could knit for a soldier? - Everybody's knitting things! 13 00:02:42,977 --> 00:02:47,702 I want to do something different! Something more, more... 14 00:02:48,947 --> 00:02:52,128 Why, I could scrub floors here, 15 00:02:52,248 --> 00:02:57,499 and then you could spare another man to go to France, and I'd be doing my bit! 16 00:02:59,117 --> 00:03:01,964 It's a wonderful spirit you old ladies are showing! 17 00:03:03,185 --> 00:03:06,966 If there were more like you, the war would be over much sooner! 18 00:03:07,473 --> 00:03:12,071 You women, you mothers, do more than your share, 19 00:03:12,555 --> 00:03:14,964 when you give your sons to your country! 20 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:20,219 But.... but I haven't got a son..... 21 00:03:21,314 --> 00:03:24,438 I haven't... anybody. 22 00:03:25,286 --> 00:03:29,170 It'll be all over in three months, the spirit our boys are showing! 23 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:32,328 Well what about the women? They're doing their bit, ain't they? 24 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:36,343 - And what about the nurses? - And the ambulance drivers too! 25 00:03:36,463 --> 00:03:39,294 - And what about us war mothers? - What about us? 26 00:03:39,414 --> 00:03:42,060 My son's at the front, what a fine boy he is! 27 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,885 My boy is out there too! 28 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:06,007 Any particular regiment you're looking for? 29 00:04:06,711 --> 00:04:09,419 - The Canadian Black Watch. - I'll take it! 30 00:04:10,621 --> 00:04:13,399 Give me this one, it has a better sparkle! 31 00:04:21,701 --> 00:04:23,614 I'll take a flag too! 32 00:05:08,746 --> 00:05:11,052 You're quite right, Mrs Twymley! 33 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:14,594 Our troops' progress is quite progressive! 34 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:18,318 It's more than that Mrs Mickelham, it's miraculous and astonishing! 35 00:05:18,779 --> 00:05:24,427 Look, here's where we was last May, and now they've gone right up past 'Wypers'! 36 00:05:25,816 --> 00:05:28,679 The French is 'Yee-pris'! 37 00:05:29,238 --> 00:05:32,512 The Belgian is 'Wypers'! But we won't argue! 38 00:05:33,319 --> 00:05:36,220 My son Percy writes me, 39 00:05:36,511 --> 00:05:41,248 the fuss he's making is blooming lively for the Huns! 40 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:44,346 Yes, and my son Alfie informs me, 41 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:48,104 that the Royal Horse Artillery ain't asleep, neither! 42 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:52,396 We ought to be in Berlin by Christmas! - Oh, before Christmas, 43 00:05:52,684 --> 00:05:57,444 if my son's regiment, the Black Watch, has anything to do with it! 44 00:05:58,803 --> 00:06:03,333 Black Watch! There it goes again! 45 00:06:04,682 --> 00:06:08,543 Before you moved into our neighbourhood, Mrs Dowey, 46 00:06:08,663 --> 00:06:13,026 we was hardly aware the kilties were fighting in this war! 47 00:06:13,315 --> 00:06:16,151 But we'll take your word for it! 48 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:23,469 I used to be a lily on the Sunday! 49 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:23,469 50 00:06:23,987 --> 00:06:30,299 Now I'm nothing but a little faded flower! 51 00:06:42,796 --> 00:06:46,001 - Tired! - Me with.... 52 00:06:46,254 --> 00:06:48,721 Oh well, I'm thankful today's over! 53 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:53,157 - I'd give something for a nice cup of tea! - I'm sure I would too! 54 00:06:53,277 --> 00:06:57,771 How about a dish with me, ladies? - I've heard of worse ideas, Mrs Dowey! 55 00:06:57,891 --> 00:07:00,469 - What do you say, Mrs Twymley? - Yes! 56 00:07:00,589 --> 00:07:05,060 I always say, no more than my poor husband would too if he was alive, 57 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:10,259 that there's nothing better about 5 o'clock, than a nice cup of tea! 58 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:16,512 Here all, here all, good wage in the East End! 59 00:07:16,632 --> 00:07:20,267 Meat! meat! eggs! meat! 60 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:25,988 - Oh, here all! - Black water, black fine water, 3/2! 61 00:07:26,299 --> 00:07:28,132 Water, 3/2! 62 00:07:28,252 --> 00:07:30,118 We can now get watercress I see! 63 00:07:30,337 --> 00:07:32,735 - Oh, it'd be lovely! - Fine watercress! 64 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:36,423 The pinch, the punch, tuppence a bunch and all three pound then lady, how many? 65 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,663 - Half a can's worth? - Stop your chatting! 66 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:43,031 Are they fresh? -Fresh lady,I got them this morning down Covent Garden market 67 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:51,663 There's that Haggerty woman! 68 00:07:53,484 --> 00:07:57,265 Let's be a going before she smells the tea party! 69 00:07:57,385 --> 00:08:00,307 She smells a mile off with that long nose of hers! 70 00:08:00,791 --> 00:08:02,912 There'll be no getting rid of her then! 71 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:09,874 - Hello, ladies! - Hello. - Hello! 72 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:19,096 - Buying watercress I see - Ain't she observant? 73 00:08:19,627 --> 00:08:22,993 I've just had me fortune told by a weighing machine! 74 00:08:23,326 --> 00:08:27,579 It says I'm going on a long, long, journey, it says. 75 00:08:27,699 --> 00:08:30,845 - You don't say so? - That's the best of the news I've heard 76 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:33,749 - since the spring advancement! - Come along, Mrs Dowey! 77 00:08:33,869 --> 00:08:37,115 - Watercresses, ladies? - Eh, not today, thank you! 78 00:08:43,782 --> 00:08:47,424 The idea! You'd think she'd know her place! 79 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:51,424 - Working in a fish shop! - But she has a son at the front! 80 00:08:51,544 --> 00:08:56,417 She may have a son at the front, just the same she always smells like a bloater! 81 00:08:56,537 --> 00:09:00,903 I'd like to tell you what me son writes me from the war, ladies! 82 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:04,904 - Won't that be nice? - It would be better if you told us inside! 83 00:09:05,024 --> 00:09:08,067 You know Mrs Dowey I ain't never set foot in your home, 84 00:09:08,187 --> 00:09:10,844 since you come to live in Friday street! 85 00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:15,512 Oh what a horrible smell! 86 00:09:15,632 --> 00:09:18,384 Oh it ain't me ladies, it's the apron! 87 00:09:18,903 --> 00:09:22,949 - The open air's the place for that! - Oh well I'll hang it on the railings! 88 00:09:28,157 --> 00:09:30,382 Make yourselves at home, ladies! 89 00:09:30,502 --> 00:09:33,655 - Shall I lay the table, Mrs Dowey? - Yes, do! 90 00:09:33,775 --> 00:09:37,533 - You'll find the things over there! - I'll fix the watercress! 91 00:09:37,653 --> 00:09:41,635 Thank you. You'll find a pot of raspberry jam there too! 92 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:47,798 Oh I love raspberry jam, and a thick slice of bread! 93 00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,562 Sugar? 94 00:10:05,512 --> 00:10:09,050 One's my ration. Quite enough for anybody, these days! 95 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:14,520 My son writes me, they have more sugar in the army than they could eat! 96 00:10:16,054 --> 00:10:20,030 My son Percy writes me quite a different story, 97 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:23,349 and he's never told me a lie ever since I knowed him! 98 00:10:23,718 --> 00:10:27,208 What does your son Kenneth write to you on the subject, Mrs Dowey? 99 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:32,812 Oh, my Kenneth... he doesn't concern himself with small things like that. 100 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:36,122 The Black Watch have their problems above sugar! 101 00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:40,237 I say it is so, what my son Percy writes! 102 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,590 I say it may be so. 103 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:48,809 I suppose I ought to know. Neither has a son a prisoner in Germany! 104 00:10:49,099 --> 00:10:52,892 Being the only lady present that has that proud misfortune... 105 00:10:54,148 --> 00:10:56,838 My son is fighting in France! 106 00:10:57,530 --> 00:11:00,411 Mine wounded in two places! 107 00:11:00,531 --> 00:11:03,638 Mine's in 'Saloneiki'! 108 00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:10,593 Oh, you'll excuse me Mrs Haggerty, but the correct pronunciation of that, 109 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:13,785 - is Saloniki! - I don't think so! 110 00:11:14,315 --> 00:11:18,454 And I speak as one who has War Savings Certificates. 111 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:24,275 - We all have 'em! - It's a terrible war! 112 00:11:24,987 --> 00:11:26,520 It is! 113 00:11:26,889 --> 00:11:32,699 What I say is, the men is splendid, but I'm none so easy about the staff... 114 00:11:32,939 --> 00:11:35,268 That's your weak point, Mrs Mickelham. 115 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:38,644 You may take it from me the staff's alright! 116 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,021 Very relieved I am to hear you say it! 117 00:11:42,297 --> 00:11:46,089 I say that word is 'Salo-ne-iki'! 118 00:11:46,728 --> 00:11:52,749 Let's change the subject. Have you seen this week's fashions yet? - No! 119 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:58,760 The gabardine with the accordion pleat is quite worn out! 120 00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:02,165 Mercy! I dare say so! 121 00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:07,737 Lady Dolly Cannister was seen conversing across the railings in a dainty blue 122 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:11,194 She married Colonel The Honourable Chingford. 123 00:12:11,775 --> 00:12:13,746 Suds, they called him at Eton. 124 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:19,115 Very likely, he will be sent to Salo-ne-iki too! 125 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:24,964 Wherever he's sent to, she'll have the same tremors as us! 126 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:29,805 She'll be just as keen to get them letters wrote with pencil, 127 00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:34,069 - as you or me. - Them pencil letters! 128 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:40,093 And as women in enemy land, get their pencil letters too... 129 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:44,370 And then... stop getting them, the same as ourselves... 130 00:12:44,647 --> 00:12:49,265 - Let's occasionally think of that! - I ask you! 131 00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:55,688 That's awful language Mrs Dowey! - Oh, kindly excuse... 132 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,869 I swear to death, I'm not one of your pacifists! 133 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:06,041 Freely granted. I've heard of females that having no menfolk in the war, 134 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,285 it makes them say such things, I've heard of them! 135 00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:14,010 But I don't mix with them. - What should we have to say to the likes of them? 136 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,350 It's not their war! 137 00:13:17,526 --> 00:13:22,050 They're to be pitied! - The place for them, Mrs Dowey, is 138 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:25,329 within doors with the blinds down! 139 00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:28,209 That's the place for them! 140 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:32,186 I had a letter from my son Percy yesterday... 141 00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:35,448 Alfie sent me his photo! 142 00:13:36,138 --> 00:13:40,992 Letters from Salo-ne-iki is that common! 143 00:13:41,798 --> 00:13:45,508 Kenneth writes to me every week! 144 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,842 Look at these! All him. 145 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:02,430 Alfie has little time for writing, being a bombardier! 146 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:13,334 Do your letters begin, "Dear Mother"? 147 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:17,035 - Generally - Invariable 148 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:19,784 Every time! 149 00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:24,773 Kenneth's begin "Dearest mother"! 150 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,807 A short man I should say, judging by yourself. 151 00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,979 He's six foot two and a half! 152 00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:41,711 - A kiltie, did you tell me? - Lord, ain't you heard that afore? 153 00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:45,602 - I thought all London knew that - Most certainly. 154 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:48,105 He's in the famous black watch! 155 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,445 - We can't all be kilties! - That's very true! 156 00:14:51,848 --> 00:14:57,474 Has your Kenneth got great hairy legs? 157 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:01,472 Tremendous! 158 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:07,303 Won't you read us some of his letters, Mrs Dowey? 159 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:12,479 They're very private to me, Mrs Haggerty I'd rather not. 160 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,218 I tell you sir some of these replacements are a disgrace to the regiment! 161 00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:38,995 It's almost certain that Dowey's wound was self-inflicted! 162 00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:42,730 - That's a very serious charge to bring against any soldier! -You know it's true 163 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,624 His record in the army hasn't been good, 164 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,413 and from all I can learn it was worse in civilian life! 165 00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:49,984 And he's too cagey to let us find him out! 166 00:15:50,104 --> 00:15:52,841 Still there must be something within the man! 167 00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:56,979 I've made up my mind that there's only one thing to try with him. 168 00:15:57,878 --> 00:15:59,150 Orderly! 169 00:16:00,061 --> 00:16:03,058 - Send in Private Dowey! - Yes sir! 170 00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:11,712 Private Dowey! 171 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,235 Here, hold it. 172 00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:20,083 Say you already think you're going to get that leave, do you? 173 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,668 Watch me! 174 00:16:24,059 --> 00:16:27,505 Can you imagine the nerve of that fellow Dowey asking for seven days leave? 175 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,511 After what he's done? 176 00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:32,771 He'll be lucky if he doesn't get seven years in jail! 177 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:36,016 That won't bother him, he's been there a couple of times before 178 00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:38,817 I know a fellow in Canada told me all about him. 179 00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:44,411 - So how's the wound? - Private Dowey! 180 00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:49,725 - As a wounded soldier you have applied for leave in London! - Yes, sir. 181 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,699 You know of course that there has been 182 00:16:52,819 --> 00:16:55,672 some reason to believe your wound was self-inflicted! 183 00:16:56,594 --> 00:17:01,435 And you know that if this could be proven, you not only would get no leave, 184 00:17:01,884 --> 00:17:04,523 but you'd be severely disciplined! 185 00:17:05,353 --> 00:17:09,664 Well, in spite of this fact, and in spite of your record, 186 00:17:10,389 --> 00:17:14,977 I am going to have faith in you and grant you this leave. 187 00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:21,487 I know that in return you will prove yourself worthy of the regiment. 188 00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:24,969 Thank you sir. 189 00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:38,725 Lot of impression that'll have on him! 190 00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:42,160 I'll bet you a fiver he doesn't even come back! 191 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:46,967 Seven days in Blighty! You lucky swine! 192 00:17:47,438 --> 00:17:50,157 Say, you might bring us a couple of blondes when you come back! 193 00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:54,872 Yes, I might. Don't hold your breath waiting for me to come back! 194 00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,695 Hey! 195 00:18:04,006 --> 00:18:06,934 Well, that goes right out... 196 00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:11,766 You don't understand properly trench warfare. 197 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:15,017 Now, if I had a map... 198 00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:19,903 - That's the river 'Somm-ay'! - If we had barrages here, 199 00:18:20,023 --> 00:18:23,595 Pretty soon you'll be invalided. Where's your supports, my lady? 200 00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:28,506 What none of you seems to grasp is, this is artillery war! 201 00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:31,126 And over there in Salo-ne-iki! 202 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,801 I thought we'd closed that subject days ago! 203 00:18:36,093 --> 00:18:40,842 - Oh Mrs Dowey! You have a visitor! - I wonder who it could be! 204 00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:44,570 It's the Reverend 205 00:18:44,904 --> 00:18:49,077 - Mr Willings? Oh! - I'd say he's had his boots cleaned! 206 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:58,961 - Won't you have some tea? - No, I thank you friend. I have news! 207 00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:00,636 - News? - From the front? 208 00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:03,126 - My Alfie, sir? - I'll tell you at once, 209 00:19:03,246 --> 00:19:08,253 that all is well. My news is for Mrs Dowey. 210 00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:11,798 News? For me? 211 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:16,111 Your son, Mrs Dowey, is on leave, in London! - Who? 212 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:17,790 Son! 213 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:24,187 - You're....sure? - Quite sure. He has arrived! 214 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,903 He's... in London? 215 00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,411 I have spoken to him! 216 00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:37,633 It.. it was quite a romance, ladies. I was in the... 217 00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:43,222 church army choir, when suddenly my eyes, I'd had a cold, 218 00:19:43,342 --> 00:19:46,934 but suddenly, my eyes alighted upon... a Highlander! 219 00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:50,626 - A big man? - Oh, a great brawny fellow 220 00:19:51,162 --> 00:19:52,257 Name? 221 00:19:54,117 --> 00:19:55,074 Dowey! 222 00:19:55,715 --> 00:20:00,222 Then, I placed my hand on his shoulder as it might be, there. 223 00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:03,808 No, it was the other shoulder. 224 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:08,313 Kenneth Dowey, I said, I know your mother! 225 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:15,948 - What... did he say to that? - Oh, he seemed incredulous! 226 00:20:16,442 --> 00:20:19,704 In fact he seemed to think that I was ... barmy! 227 00:20:20,579 --> 00:20:22,827 Then I offered to bring him here! 228 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,861 Bring him... here? 229 00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:29,511 I'd wonder he needed to be brought! 230 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:33,799 Oh, he had only just arrived and he was bewildered by the great city! 231 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:36,414 Is he coming? 232 00:20:37,682 --> 00:20:40,345 Oh, he has come. He is up there! 233 00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:46,176 I told him that I thought I had better come and break the joyful news! 234 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:52,254 Kindly get them to go away! 235 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:57,948 Ladies, I think this happy occasion scarcely requires you! 236 00:20:58,535 --> 00:21:00,737 I also am going instantly. 237 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,496 I'd thank none for their company if my Alfie was at the door! 238 00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:11,721 A good son, Mrs Dowey, to have written to you so often! 239 00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:31,155 There she is, Dowey my friend, waiting for you, with your letters in her hand! 240 00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:46,557 Don't you recognise your loving son, Mrs? 241 00:21:48,114 --> 00:21:51,410 I'm pleased I wrote so often. Let's see those! 242 00:22:01,639 --> 00:22:03,391 Nothing but blank paper! 243 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,665 Is this your writing in pencil on the envelope? 244 00:22:10,694 --> 00:22:12,227 Where'd you get em? 245 00:22:12,803 --> 00:22:18,295 I'm a charwoman. I picked the envelopes out a wastepaper basket, 246 00:22:18,957 --> 00:22:20,894 and changed the addresses. 247 00:22:26,832 --> 00:22:31,016 - Don't you burn them letters, Mister! - They're not real letters! 248 00:22:31,593 --> 00:22:33,391 They're all I have 249 00:22:34,911 --> 00:22:36,883 I thought you had a son! 250 00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:41,574 I never had a son, nor a husband... 251 00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:44,020 nor anything. 252 00:22:44,354 --> 00:22:48,158 I just call myself Mrs, to give me a standing. 253 00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:50,636 Well! 254 00:22:52,168 --> 00:22:54,185 You're past my seeing-through! 255 00:22:57,713 --> 00:22:59,707 What made you do it? 256 00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:06,009 It was everybody's war, except mine. I wanted it to be my war, too. 257 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,916 You'll need to be plainer. Yet I'm blamed if I care to listen 258 00:23:10,036 --> 00:23:13,927 - to you, you lying old trickster! - You're not going, already! 259 00:23:14,284 --> 00:23:17,680 Yes. I just came to give you an ugly piece of my mind! 260 00:23:17,994 --> 00:23:21,868 - But you haven't given it to me yet! - You have a cheek! 261 00:23:22,744 --> 00:23:26,073 - You wouldn't drink some tea? - Me? 262 00:23:28,057 --> 00:23:31,699 I tell you I came here for the one purpose of blazing away at you! 263 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:36,212 You could drink some tea while you were blazing away! 264 00:23:45,932 --> 00:23:48,860 Now then out with it! Sit down! 265 00:23:52,415 --> 00:23:54,513 Go on, you old sinner! 266 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:58,918 - It's true that my name is Dowey! - Enough to make me change mine! 267 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:03,319 I've been charring and charring as far back as I can mind! 268 00:24:03,596 --> 00:24:05,773 I've been in London these 20 years! 269 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,355 - Well, skip your early days! - And then.... 270 00:24:08,805 --> 00:24:11,894 When I was old, the war broke out. 271 00:24:13,322 --> 00:24:16,077 - How could that affect you? - That's it mister! 272 00:24:16,584 --> 00:24:20,700 It didn't affect me! It affected everybody but me! 273 00:24:21,564 --> 00:24:23,893 The neighbours looked down on me. 274 00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:28,583 Even the poster on the wall, of the mother saying, "Go, my boy!", 275 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,715 leered at me.... 276 00:24:31,188 --> 00:24:34,344 Sometimes I cried to myself in the dark! 277 00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,921 - You wouldn't have a cup of tea? - No! 278 00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:45,814 Sudden-like, the idea came to me, to pretend I had a son! 279 00:24:46,539 --> 00:24:48,810 Why you old criminal! 280 00:24:49,765 --> 00:24:53,765 What in the name of Old Nick, made you choose me out of the whole British Army? 281 00:24:56,670 --> 00:25:00,393 Maybe... it was because I liked you the best! 282 00:25:00,946 --> 00:25:02,710 Now, now, woman! 283 00:25:03,573 --> 00:25:09,279 One day, I read in the newspaper, look what it says here! 284 00:25:19,763 --> 00:25:23,733 In which he was assisted, by Private K. Dowey, 285 00:25:24,015 --> 00:25:26,978 42nd Highlanders, Black Watch. 286 00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:35,370 Well... I expect that's the only time I was ever in the papers! 287 00:25:36,523 --> 00:25:40,872 I didn't choose you for that alone. I read a history of the Black Watch first, 288 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:44,706 to make sure it was the best regiment in the world. 289 00:25:46,159 --> 00:25:48,211 Anybody could have told you that! 290 00:25:52,211 --> 00:25:54,471 I like the Scotch voice on you, woman! 291 00:25:54,860 --> 00:26:00,094 Frozen water runs by where I was born. Maybe you'd teach me to speak, Mister? 292 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,906 How did you guess the K in my name stood for Kenneth? - Does it? 293 00:26:23,362 --> 00:26:26,969 An angel must have whispered it to me, in my sleep! 294 00:26:27,730 --> 00:26:31,153 Well, that's the only angel in this whole black business! 295 00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:33,619 You didn't thought I would turn up! 296 00:26:35,936 --> 00:26:37,089 Well did you? 297 00:26:38,011 --> 00:26:41,089 I was beginning to weary for a sight of ye... 298 00:26:42,484 --> 00:26:43,452 Kenneth... 299 00:26:44,028 --> 00:26:45,848 What word was that? 300 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:59,973 - I hope you're pleased with me now you see me! - I'm very pleased! 301 00:27:07,152 --> 00:27:10,518 - Do your folk live in England? - Canada. 302 00:27:11,128 --> 00:27:13,250 - Both living? - Aye. 303 00:27:13,964 --> 00:27:18,104 - Is your mother terrible proud of ye? - Naturally. 304 00:27:19,392 --> 00:27:21,747 Where did you come to stay in London? 305 00:27:23,033 --> 00:27:25,431 I don't see that that's any affair of yours! 306 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,278 So... she's in London! 307 00:27:29,874 --> 00:27:32,617 - Who? - Your young lady! 308 00:27:34,105 --> 00:27:37,021 - Are you jealous? - No 309 00:27:37,897 --> 00:27:41,071 You needn't be. She's a young thing. 310 00:27:41,434 --> 00:27:44,962 Wouldn't surprise me. A beauty no doubt. 311 00:27:45,285 --> 00:27:48,086 You may be sure. She's a titled person. 312 00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:53,237 She's equally popular as maid, wife, and munition worker 313 00:27:53,784 --> 00:27:55,582 Tell me more about her, man. 314 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,904 She sends me a lot of things, especially cake! 315 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:03,143 And a 'Worcester's Waisted' with a loving message on the... 316 00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,368 317 00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,368 enclosed card! 318 00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:08,586 You'll try one of my cakes! 319 00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:10,278 Not for me. 320 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:15,210 - They're all my own making! - No, I thank you. 321 00:28:29,365 --> 00:28:32,259 That's exactly the kind of cakes Her Ladyship sends me! 322 00:28:32,996 --> 00:28:37,238 Was the waistcoat right? I hope the Black Watch colours pleased you.... 323 00:28:37,815 --> 00:28:39,946 What? Was it you> 324 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,554 I daren't give you my own name, you see, 325 00:28:42,674 --> 00:28:45,748 and I was always reading hers in the papers 326 00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:50,566 Woman... is there no getting rid of you? 327 00:28:57,238 --> 00:28:59,543 Are you angry? 328 00:29:03,186 --> 00:29:04,592 Give me some tea! 329 00:29:11,395 --> 00:29:12,813 What? 330 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:26,085 Don't be thinking Mrs for one minute that you have got me! 331 00:29:28,618 --> 00:29:31,281 No, no! 332 00:29:31,695 --> 00:29:33,528 I have an appointment. Tonight. 333 00:29:34,508 --> 00:29:36,810 How long is your leave, Kenneth? 334 00:29:39,807 --> 00:29:41,167 Oh, couple of weeks. 335 00:29:44,176 --> 00:29:47,382 Kenneth, this is a queer first meeting! 336 00:29:49,304 --> 00:29:51,667 It is woman. Oh, it is! 337 00:29:53,454 --> 00:29:55,708 And it's also a last meeting! 338 00:29:56,366 --> 00:29:58,832 Yes. Yes 339 00:30:05,026 --> 00:30:07,493 - What was your trade? - Me? 340 00:30:10,479 --> 00:30:12,081 I was a farmer. 341 00:30:12,565 --> 00:30:15,712 A farmer? Planting and growing things... 342 00:30:19,664 --> 00:30:23,480 - You're a proper man to look at! - I'm generally admired. 343 00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:29,774 She's an enviable woman... 344 00:30:30,673 --> 00:30:33,313 - Who? - Your mother! 345 00:30:35,309 --> 00:30:37,798 Well, that was just protecting myself from you. 346 00:30:38,675 --> 00:30:42,006 I have neither father, nor mother, nor wife, nor grandmother. 347 00:30:42,455 --> 00:30:44,957 - Is that true? - Gospel! 348 00:30:45,485 --> 00:30:49,589 - Heaven be praised! - See that? None of that! 349 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:54,071 I was a fool to tell you but don't think you can take advantage of it! 350 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,861 Pass the cake. 351 00:31:10,081 --> 00:31:12,029 Kenneth? 352 00:31:12,327 --> 00:31:15,658 I dare say, it's true we'll never meet again, 353 00:31:15,993 --> 00:31:18,748 but, if we do, 354 00:31:19,393 --> 00:31:21,145 well, I wonder where it'll be? 355 00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:24,491 God, if I ever get to Berlin I believe I'll find you there waiting for me! 356 00:31:24,779 --> 00:31:27,361 With a cup of tea for you, in my hand! 357 00:31:27,717 --> 00:31:30,184 Aye, and very good tea too! 358 00:31:30,553 --> 00:31:32,616 We could come back by Paris 359 00:31:35,330 --> 00:31:37,508 All the ladies like to go to Paris! 360 00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:41,785 Oh Kenneth, I wish just once before I die, 361 00:31:42,165 --> 00:31:46,952 I could be fitted for a Paris gown, with a dreamy corsage! 362 00:31:48,688 --> 00:31:51,754 You're all alike, old woman. We have a song about it! 363 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,957 Mrs Gill is very ill and nothing can improve her, 364 00:31:59,077 --> 00:32:02,575 but to see the Tuileries and waddle through the Louvre! 365 00:32:03,128 --> 00:32:05,872 Oh Kenneth you must learn me that! 366 00:32:06,769 --> 00:32:12,395 - Mrs Dowey's very ill, nothing can improve her... - Stop! 367 00:32:14,203 --> 00:32:18,374 But dressed up in a Paris gown and waddle through the Louvre! 368 00:32:22,271 --> 00:32:23,862 Hairy legs! 369 00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,186 Mind your manners! 370 00:32:30,719 --> 00:32:33,901 Well... I must be gone. 371 00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:36,080 Thank you for the tea! 372 00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:39,656 Where are you living? 373 00:32:40,117 --> 00:32:43,022 No place just this minute, but I have an idea! 374 00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:48,129 I'll tell you this. London's no place to be in without a friend, or... 375 00:32:49,186 --> 00:32:50,453 a connection! 376 00:32:50,891 --> 00:32:53,646 That's my quandary too Kenneth! 377 00:32:54,268 --> 00:32:58,187 I feel sorry for you, you poor old lady. But I see no way out for either of us! 378 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,687 Do you mean that? 379 00:33:02,163 --> 00:33:03,903 Are you at it again? 380 00:33:05,010 --> 00:33:10,001 Kenneth, I've heard, that the one thing a man on leave longs for, 381 00:33:10,253 --> 00:33:14,553 more than anything else, is a bed with sheets, and a bath! 382 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:17,170 You never heard anything truer! 383 00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:20,952 Go into that pantry Kenneth Dowey, and lift the dresser top, 384 00:33:21,072 --> 00:33:22,983 and tell me what you see! 385 00:33:42,402 --> 00:33:45,998 - It's a kind of a bath! - You could do yourself there pretty! 386 00:33:46,448 --> 00:33:47,716 Me? 387 00:33:51,818 --> 00:33:54,757 - How? - Half at a time! 388 00:33:55,990 --> 00:34:00,035 There's a woman through the wall, who'd very gladly give me a shakedown 389 00:34:00,155 --> 00:34:01,844 until your leave is up! 390 00:34:02,421 --> 00:34:03,839 Oh, is there? 391 00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,461 Kenneth, look! 392 00:34:19,779 --> 00:34:21,079 My word! 393 00:34:21,411 --> 00:34:22,877 That's the dodge we need in the trenches! 394 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:26,334 - That's your bed now! - Mine? 395 00:34:36,505 --> 00:34:37,584 Let's see how it works! 396 00:34:45,579 --> 00:34:46,916 You queer old duck! 397 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:50,411 Would you think it routine to want to be burdened, burdened by a lump like me! 398 00:34:52,732 --> 00:34:56,264 I've been a kickabout all my life, and I'm no great shakes at the war either! 399 00:34:56,955 --> 00:35:00,505 How can you say that, and you with a wound, child? 400 00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:04,867 Suppose that makes me a hero? - Yes, it does! 401 00:35:05,706 --> 00:35:07,827 How many have you killed? 402 00:35:08,951 --> 00:35:12,243 Just two for certain. There was no glory in it. 403 00:35:12,695 --> 00:35:14,882 It was just cause they wanted my shirt. 404 00:35:15,341 --> 00:35:19,924 Oh Kenneth. You're just a wonderful soldier. 405 00:35:21,168 --> 00:35:22,883 You're easily pleased. 406 00:35:30,403 --> 00:35:33,897 Listen old lady, if you really want me I'll stay. 407 00:35:37,115 --> 00:35:40,171 Mind you, I don't accept you as a relation. 408 00:35:41,218 --> 00:35:44,233 For your own personal glory you can go on pretending to the neighbours! 409 00:35:44,796 --> 00:35:47,474 The best I can say for you is you're on probation! 410 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:52,251 - I'm a cautious character, I'm waiting to see how you turn out! - Yes, Kenneth 411 00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:57,059 Now, I think that's that. I have an appointment later. 412 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:00,942 You'll be sure and come back? 413 00:36:01,411 --> 00:36:02,241 Yes. 414 00:36:03,135 --> 00:36:06,142 - Here's my gift and pledge - Oh, Kenneth... 415 00:36:06,601 --> 00:36:08,446 don't liquor up too freely! 416 00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:14,994 You're the first to care whether I do or not! 417 00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:19,079 I promise. I'm damned looking forward to being waked up 418 00:36:19,199 --> 00:36:21,946 in the morning by you saying "Get up, you lazy swine!" 419 00:36:25,532 --> 00:36:27,856 I kind of... envied men that had 420 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:30,254 womenfolk with the right to say that! 421 00:36:38,055 --> 00:36:39,466 What is it Kenneth? 422 00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:42,277 The theatre! 423 00:36:43,181 --> 00:36:45,642 It would be showier if I took a lady! 424 00:36:49,017 --> 00:36:52,355 Tell me this instant, what do you mean? 425 00:36:58,613 --> 00:37:00,983 Nope. Couldn't be done. 426 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:03,150 Don't keep me on the jump! 427 00:37:04,173 --> 00:37:05,149 Was it... 428 00:37:05,629 --> 00:37:07,602 me you were thinking of? 429 00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:10,950 - For the moment, but you had no style. - Not in this! 430 00:37:11,070 --> 00:37:13,367 But you should see me in my merino 431 00:37:13,487 --> 00:37:16,110 It laces up the back and it's the very latest... 432 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,392 433 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,392 That's none so bad! 434 00:37:29,724 --> 00:37:31,744 be a bit of chiffon for the neck, 435 00:37:31,964 --> 00:37:35,219 It's not bombs, nor Kaisers, nor Tipperary that men in the trenches 436 00:37:35,339 --> 00:37:36,353 think about! 437 00:37:36,473 --> 00:37:37,414 Chiffon! 438 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,513 I swear I have, and I have a bangle! 439 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,453 and a muff, and gloves! 440 00:37:43,573 --> 00:37:45,177 A'ight, A'ight. 441 00:37:48,459 --> 00:37:50,885 You think you could give your face less of a homey look? 442 00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:54,922 I'm sure I could! 443 00:37:56,093 --> 00:37:58,407 Alright, then you can have a try! 444 00:37:59,699 --> 00:38:00,805 But mind you! 445 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:04,106 I promise nothing, it all will depend upon the effects. 446 00:38:40,089 --> 00:38:44,985 Oh Mrs Dowey's very ill, and nothing can improve her, 447 00:38:45,695 --> 00:38:51,260 But to see the Tuileries and waddle through the Louvre! 448 00:38:51,882 --> 00:38:56,817 Oh Mrs Dowey's very ill and nothing can improve her! 449 00:38:56,937 --> 00:39:02,790 - But dressed up in a Paris gown... - And waddle through the Louvre! 450 00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:25,585 Hey! 451 00:39:26,627 --> 00:39:27,983 Let's see em! 452 00:39:40,806 --> 00:39:43,176 - Name? - Lilac! 453 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,197 C'mon! 454 00:39:54,822 --> 00:39:56,030 Who's that? 455 00:39:56,546 --> 00:39:58,262 She out with the bag lady? 456 00:39:58,990 --> 00:40:00,217 Alright! 457 00:40:08,481 --> 00:40:10,049 This way, Kenneth! 458 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:22,688 - Good day to you, Mrs Dowey! - Good day to you, Mrs Upson! 459 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,515 Amelia! Amelia! 460 00:40:34,906 --> 00:40:36,843 Ain't he a whopper! 461 00:40:40,388 --> 00:40:42,647 He'd fix the door alright! 462 00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:54,064 Gorgeous! 463 00:40:55,926 --> 00:40:58,121 464 00:41:23,703 --> 00:41:25,866 What do we do between now and the theatre? 465 00:41:26,414 --> 00:41:29,166 Well, we could go to the zoo! 466 00:41:29,899 --> 00:41:31,826 Perhaps that's too far. 467 00:41:32,942 --> 00:41:36,911 We could go to Lyons' restaurant first, and eat! 468 00:41:39,147 --> 00:41:41,241 Or we could go to the waxworks! 469 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:44,246 But perhaps it would be better, to go first 470 00:41:44,366 --> 00:41:47,503 to Sam Isaacs' Fish and Chip Emporium, and eat... 471 00:41:50,571 --> 00:41:53,109 Or we could go to the skating rink, 472 00:41:53,604 --> 00:41:57,874 and if you don't like that, we could go somewhere and... eat. 473 00:41:58,905 --> 00:42:00,943 Alright! The 'eats' have it! 474 00:42:01,063 --> 00:42:03,948 And then after the theatre, if you like we could go on to... 475 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,381 Whoops, hold your horses old lady! 476 00:42:06,501 --> 00:42:10,211 The YMCA told me to beware of conniving females! You're on probation! 477 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:13,658 Very well, Kenneth, just as you say. 478 00:42:18,714 --> 00:42:24,293 I. M. Shelley and his Union Jack monsters, songsters! 479 00:42:25,180 --> 00:42:29,901 Every soldier over there, 480 00:42:30,124 --> 00:42:34,769 every airship in the air, 481 00:42:34,889 --> 00:42:39,102 shows a lonely, some boy there... 482 00:42:41,919 --> 00:42:43,844 Where are your bags? One song... 483 00:42:45,053 --> 00:42:47,635 Kenneth, this is the shilling side! 484 00:42:47,889 --> 00:42:50,356 The gallery only costs sixpence! 485 00:42:50,476 --> 00:42:53,294 Let's forget that you're Scotch. We're going in the fifth! 486 00:42:53,414 --> 00:42:55,288 Violets! Sweet violets! 487 00:42:55,408 --> 00:42:57,964 Here you are ladies, sweet-scented violets! 488 00:42:58,084 --> 00:42:59,879 Only threepence a bunch! 489 00:42:59,999 --> 00:43:02,173 Oh, don't they smell lovely? 490 00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:04,548 I love violets! 491 00:43:05,032 --> 00:43:08,697 Don't you Kenneth? - I hope we haven't missed the acrobats! 492 00:43:09,435 --> 00:43:14,426 Smell them lady. Ain't they gorgeous? And only threepence a bunch! 493 00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:18,723 They'd go well with my marino, don't you think? 494 00:43:18,843 --> 00:43:21,179 And only threepence a bunch! 495 00:43:26,999 --> 00:43:30,849 496 00:43:26,999 --> 00:43:30,849 Oh, in your dear, braw, bunnet... 497 00:43:46,641 --> 00:43:49,511 There you are, they're all hot! All hot and meaty! 498 00:43:49,631 --> 00:43:52,846 Who says a hot potato? Only a penny! - Darn! 499 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,523 Why do I have to make it... 500 00:44:01,797 --> 00:44:04,033 You know, I think I had mine last time I saw them... 501 00:44:01,797 --> 00:44:04,033 502 00:44:04,423 --> 00:44:07,200 - It was a good show - The acrobats! 503 00:44:07,939 --> 00:44:10,521 Who's with that tall man in his... 504 00:44:10,810 --> 00:44:13,196 Mother, you are the greatest of all mothers... 505 00:44:25,337 --> 00:44:27,356 Everything is over now... 506 00:44:30,547 --> 00:44:31,873 Finished! 507 00:44:37,372 --> 00:44:39,332 A wonderful work of art, sir! 508 00:44:44,001 --> 00:44:47,885 So, Lady. We haven't done half the things you wanted to do yet! 509 00:44:48,126 --> 00:44:51,273 Oh, but Kenneth, it's getting so late! 510 00:44:51,654 --> 00:44:55,204 - Well, none of that now! - We can go to some more tomorrow! 511 00:44:55,964 --> 00:44:58,534 Huh? Not on your life? We're going to the skating rink! 512 00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:03,706 - Oh, Kenneth, really, I have forgotten how to skate! - You suggested it! 513 00:45:04,727 --> 00:45:08,681 - I guess you're getting tired already! - Indeed I'm not, Kenneth Dowey 514 00:45:23,019 --> 00:45:26,811 Well, alright, you really don't want to skate! 515 00:45:26,931 --> 00:45:29,612 I'd say we've got all evening, if.. 516 00:45:35,802 --> 00:45:37,036 Hey! 517 00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:41,645 - Where you going? - To see that you get safe in bed, Kenneth! 518 00:45:42,568 --> 00:45:46,187 - Oh no you don't. I... - Oh, don't talk nonsense! 519 00:45:46,307 --> 00:45:49,095 I've waited too long to tuck my boy in bed, 520 00:45:49,215 --> 00:45:52,081 you needn't think I'm going to give up the chance now! 521 00:46:03,366 --> 00:46:05,636 Get in there and undress yourself! 522 00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:14,902 Hurry up, now! 523 00:46:25,367 --> 00:46:27,315 Getting your bed ready! 524 00:46:35,898 --> 00:46:38,998 Throw out your things, as you take them off... 525 00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:40,843 I'll hang them up! 526 00:46:55,697 --> 00:46:58,233 This reminds me of old times... 527 00:46:58,970 --> 00:47:00,469 What old times? 528 00:47:00,826 --> 00:47:04,250 The times... when I used to pretend 529 00:47:04,596 --> 00:47:07,997 I was putting my son Kenneth to bed. 530 00:47:09,229 --> 00:47:11,903 - Old lady, you're daft! - Daft? 531 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:16,470 Many's the time I spanked him for saying less than that! 532 00:47:25,128 --> 00:47:26,753 Shut your eyes! 533 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:31,825 Turn around! 534 00:47:39,453 --> 00:47:40,974 Now I'm in bed! 535 00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:47,380 Oh! What bonny big feet you have, Kenneth! 536 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,706 - Sleep well! - I will! 537 00:48:12,236 --> 00:48:14,679 Hey! Where are you going with my boots! 538 00:48:14,799 --> 00:48:18,184 - I'm going to clean them! - Oh no you don't! You bring them right back here! 539 00:48:18,304 --> 00:48:21,769 Kenneth Dowey, I have a perfect right to clean my son's boots! 540 00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:25,426 - You come right back here I tell you! - Good night dear Kenneth! 541 00:48:46,475 --> 00:48:48,365 Here's luck, old gal! 542 00:48:53,713 --> 00:48:57,508 Between you and me Amelia, the spoiling of her! 543 00:48:57,804 --> 00:49:00,719 Have you seen her new Astrakhan jacket? 544 00:49:00,984 --> 00:49:03,820 - He bought it for her! - No! - Yes! 545 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,785 It has Venus sleeves, and a muff to match! 546 00:49:10,873 --> 00:49:14,124 Look, here comes that submarine! 547 00:49:16,555 --> 00:49:18,975 - Hello Ladies! - Hello! 548 00:49:19,287 --> 00:49:22,457 - Oh, ello - I suppose you ladies, 549 00:49:22,848 --> 00:49:25,141 working like you do inside offices, 550 00:49:25,407 --> 00:49:29,211 ain't got the same opportunity of observing things like I have! 551 00:49:29,331 --> 00:49:34,985 - What things? - Things that happen on Friday St and inside places of purchase! 552 00:49:35,393 --> 00:49:37,860 Meaning just what, Mrs Haggerty? 553 00:49:46,803 --> 00:49:50,342 If it concerns us personal... - As mothers, 554 00:49:50,462 --> 00:49:54,179 who have sons in the service, it touches us all! 555 00:49:54,823 --> 00:49:57,809 Then we have a right to know, Mrs Haggerty! 556 00:49:58,535 --> 00:50:00,794 I haven't quite made up my mind! 557 00:50:01,601 --> 00:50:06,758 - Mrs Haggerty, you've been a-drinking! - No I ain't, I swear! 558 00:50:07,663 --> 00:50:10,545 Not that I ain't thirsty! 559 00:50:19,243 --> 00:50:20,718 Here they come! 560 00:50:21,917 --> 00:50:26,758 Look at her!She struts about with him as though the two of them made a procession 561 00:50:33,765 --> 00:50:37,084 Oh look Kenneth! We have friends here! 562 00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:43,095 Well you told us to meet here, didn't you? To see the new coat he bought you! 563 00:50:44,611 --> 00:50:46,766 And have a drink or two? 564 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:48,921 Alright! 565 00:50:50,535 --> 00:50:53,509 - What will you have to drink, ladies? - Mine's gin! 566 00:50:53,629 --> 00:50:57,888 - Mine's beer, half and half! - I'll have a small pot! 567 00:50:58,255 --> 00:51:01,610 - What are you going to have, Kenneth? - Scotch! 568 00:51:02,589 --> 00:51:04,837 I'll take the same. 569 00:51:05,204 --> 00:51:07,544 The best you have! 570 00:51:09,469 --> 00:51:12,773 - And where away tonight, Mrs Dowey? - Well I really don't know... 571 00:51:12,893 --> 00:51:15,081 We've been most every place! 572 00:51:15,201 --> 00:51:18,793 I suppose you'll be telling us next you're going to dine at the Imperial! 573 00:51:18,913 --> 00:51:21,274 Only swells eat at the Imperial! 574 00:51:21,394 --> 00:51:27,084 Kenneth wants to take me there! But I've done my best to discourage the idea... 575 00:51:27,315 --> 00:51:30,770 Then we're going to Buckingham Palace,and dine with the King and Queen! 576 00:51:33,308 --> 00:51:34,978 Here's to you ladies! 577 00:51:35,098 --> 00:51:37,802 - Your health! - Looking at you! 578 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,533 It must be time you were thinking of going back to the trenches, eh Mr... 579 00:51:47,653 --> 00:51:53,101 - What an indelicate question! -Kenneth has several more days leave yet! 580 00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:59,420 - I was just sort of wondering if he was going back! - Well I never! 581 00:52:00,699 --> 00:52:04,711 Mrs Haggerty, I have to ask you to explain that last remark! 582 00:52:04,831 --> 00:52:08,294 - We all ask you! - Yes, that's what I asked myself, 583 00:52:08,628 --> 00:52:12,098 when I saw him in a shop looking at civilian clothes! 584 00:52:12,218 --> 00:52:15,497 - Well! Your eyesight must be getting bad! - Mrs Haggerty! 585 00:52:15,617 --> 00:52:19,225 - You'll apologise for them traitor's words! - Hold on, old lady! 586 00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:23,382 - Did you hear what she said, Kenneth? - Yes, I heard what she said. 587 00:52:23,793 --> 00:52:25,395 But she was mistaken! 588 00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:29,565 - Weren't you, Mrs Haggerty? - I ain't one to admit... 589 00:52:29,797 --> 00:52:33,913 - You'll admit you was wrong! - Come, come, ladies, stop it! 590 00:52:34,939 --> 00:52:39,595 - Or I'll have to kiss the whole lot of you! - Ha ha, vain sod, you! 591 00:52:39,715 --> 00:52:42,684 - You kilties is the word! - Well, here's health! 592 00:52:47,563 --> 00:52:50,283 Finish your drink and I'll get you something special! 593 00:52:53,050 --> 00:52:55,943 I tell you they do! No. 594 00:52:56,378 --> 00:53:00,701 No sir! A Scotchman don't wear pants under his kilt! 595 00:53:01,116 --> 00:53:05,830 - Oh, what do they do on a windy day? - I don't know what they do! 596 00:53:06,187 --> 00:53:09,092 I know its army regulations! 597 00:53:10,463 --> 00:53:14,985 - I'll bet you a bob he don't! - I'll bet you a bob he does! 598 00:53:15,273 --> 00:53:18,304 - I'll prove it. Come along! - Righto! 599 00:53:30,261 --> 00:53:31,633 You're right! 600 00:53:34,317 --> 00:53:37,856 Now, now matey don't get excited. No offense meant! 601 00:53:38,317 --> 00:53:42,940 - What's the big idea? - Wait a minute now... - You want to give us a go? 602 00:53:47,998 --> 00:53:50,407 It's your Kenneth! 603 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,644 There, there! 604 00:53:58,659 --> 00:54:01,564 Kenneth? I don't see him! 605 00:54:02,647 --> 00:54:06,348 Kick him Kenneth! Kick him! Go on! Bash him! 606 00:54:17,146 --> 00:54:19,268 Give him a punch in the gob! 607 00:54:47,723 --> 00:54:49,971 Where do you think you're going? 608 00:54:50,091 --> 00:54:52,034 That's my business! 609 00:54:53,429 --> 00:54:56,622 - Cause he started it! - Oh you did, did you? 610 00:54:56,742 --> 00:55:00,356 -Well I've a good mind to shove you in the lockup!-Better than being in the army 611 00:55:00,476 --> 00:55:02,964 What's that? You're a disgrace to this uniform! 612 00:55:03,084 --> 00:55:05,696 - Uniform? You can have the uniform! - What? 613 00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:08,993 You heard me, I'm sick of it! You can take it back any time you want! 614 00:55:09,113 --> 00:55:11,585 You better come along with me! 615 00:55:11,705 --> 00:55:14,064 Hey what's the idea? 616 00:55:21,987 --> 00:55:24,604 It's a terrible war! 617 00:55:27,828 --> 00:55:32,188 Oh wait a minute Kenneth, you need to cool yourself off a bit! 618 00:55:32,898 --> 00:55:36,909 - You're not hurt are you? - No, but I wish I'd broken his neck! 619 00:55:39,284 --> 00:55:41,785 Kenneth! You're not... 620 00:55:42,118 --> 00:55:45,807 You're not angry with me, are you? 621 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:49,300 - No, not with you, with those MPs! - I know! 622 00:55:49,852 --> 00:55:53,977 You didn't mean those other things you said, did you? 623 00:55:54,715 --> 00:55:57,377 - What other things? - Why about... 624 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,227 About the... the bonny uniform... 625 00:56:01,861 --> 00:56:05,107 Didn't I? You bet I did! 626 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,023 I'm sick of the uniform, and the mud in the trenches, and the fighting! 627 00:56:09,143 --> 00:56:13,034 - And everything about it! - No, you don't mean it Kenny! 628 00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:17,428 Don't I? You bet I mean it! I'm fed up with it! 629 00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:20,780 I have had enough of the whole rotten business! 630 00:56:32,383 --> 00:56:33,466 Kenny! 631 00:56:39,356 --> 00:56:40,716 What's the matter? 632 00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:44,852 To hear you talk like that... - What? 633 00:56:46,962 --> 00:56:50,523 - What's this old lady? - You're a kiltie, Kenny! 634 00:56:50,643 --> 00:56:55,203 I was so proud of you. So proud of my boy! 635 00:56:56,125 --> 00:57:02,215 Oh, so that's it is it? I told you I was no great shakes at the war, didn't I? 636 00:57:02,746 --> 00:57:06,135 My boy... in his uniform... 637 00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:08,821 I was so proud of him. 638 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,961 Come come, it can't mean that much to you! 639 00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:15,405 Oh, it means everything to me Kenny! 640 00:57:15,681 --> 00:57:22,055 Didn't I pick you out to be my boy, because I read how fine, brave you were! 641 00:57:22,999 --> 00:57:24,994 Here, here I was only fooling! 642 00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:26,623 I didn't mean it! 643 00:57:27,107 --> 00:57:30,599 Did you hear what I said? I didn't mean it! 644 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:35,314 I'm thinking, maybe Mrs Haggerty was right, 645 00:57:35,556 --> 00:57:38,961 about you buying the civilian clothes! 646 00:57:45,742 --> 00:57:47,932 Here, you don't believe that! 647 00:57:50,330 --> 00:57:52,958 Why, what would I be wanting with civilian clothes anyway? 648 00:57:53,223 --> 00:57:55,471 - Run away with? - Oh, Kenny! 649 00:57:56,944 --> 00:57:59,077 Here, here. 650 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,296 If that's all that's worrying you forget it. 651 00:58:04,794 --> 00:58:07,376 You got to act better than this, you know! 652 00:58:07,786 --> 00:58:09,918 You're still on probation! 653 00:58:11,555 --> 00:58:13,941 You're a fine one, spoiling our whole evening! 654 00:58:14,562 --> 00:58:16,994 Just when we're going out to have a lot of fun! 655 00:58:17,767 --> 00:58:20,741 Just when we're going out to the Imperial, too! 656 00:58:22,849 --> 00:58:24,982 Don't you want to go to the Imperial? 657 00:58:26,423 --> 00:58:32,302 Oh come on. We'll.. we'll have... we'll have champagne! You like that! 658 00:58:33,027 --> 00:58:34,226 Won't you? 659 00:58:37,063 --> 00:58:40,636 And after that we'll... we'll keep our appointment with the King and Queen! 660 00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:43,091 Oh, now, let's sing! 661 00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:48,747 Mrs Dowey's very ill, and nothing can improve her... c'mon, sing! 662 00:58:49,258 --> 00:58:54,455 But dressed up in a Paris gown, to waddle through the Louvre! C'mon! 663 00:58:58,498 --> 00:58:59,997 It's all in French! 664 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,395 Eh... Garcon, dis donc... 665 00:59:03,882 --> 00:59:07,017 - Par.. parlez-vous Francais, oui? - Yes, sir! 666 00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:10,013 OK 667 00:59:10,762 --> 00:59:15,119 Ehh, avez-vous pour le... Madame and eh... me, 668 00:59:16,341 --> 00:59:18,910 ehh, n'est-ce pas? la? 669 00:59:19,775 --> 00:59:21,504 - Soup? - Soup. 670 00:59:22,461 --> 00:59:25,850 - Soup. - You couldn't have said a thing like that unless you meant it! 671 00:59:26,079 --> 00:59:30,471 - Two soups. And, ehh, champagne! - Champagne with soup, sir? 672 00:59:30,990 --> 00:59:32,818 - Yes! - What kind? 673 00:59:33,144 --> 00:59:35,380 - The best - Very good, sir. 674 00:59:36,971 --> 00:59:38,873 How does that suit Your Ladyship? 675 00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:42,239 - Kenneth, I heard you saying... - Eh? No, no, no 676 00:59:42,530 --> 00:59:45,654 You're going to have more than that to eat. There's, um.... 677 00:59:46,496 --> 00:59:49,316 Poulet. That's the French for chicken. 678 00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:53,376 Poulet. Chicken. Funny, isn't it? 679 00:59:57,225 --> 00:59:59,830 - Where's the champagne? - Uh, coming, sir. 680 01:00:02,012 --> 01:00:03,787 Listen to the music 681 01:00:04,709 --> 01:00:06,531 Doesn't that make you want to sing? 682 01:00:06,921 --> 01:00:08,790 I'm sure it's very nice. 683 01:00:09,526 --> 01:00:13,687 Very nice? Well, I should hope so. This is the Imperial. 684 01:00:14,965 --> 01:00:16,500 Better pop! 685 01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:31,293 Well, old lady... here's to you! 686 01:00:32,791 --> 01:00:34,832 You could give me one smile! 687 01:00:37,412 --> 01:00:39,118 Drink the champagne! 688 01:00:41,009 --> 01:00:44,259 Here. Take a sip of mine. We'll make a loving couple. 689 01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:50,956 - Kenneth, how could you say...? - Take it! 690 01:00:54,019 --> 01:00:55,921 - But my Kenneth... - All of it! 691 01:00:56,041 --> 01:00:58,676 - Talk like that? - All of it! All of it! 692 01:01:06,327 --> 01:01:08,218 I told you I wouldn't want to... 693 01:01:08,587 --> 01:01:09,693 hurt you. 694 01:01:10,187 --> 01:01:14,466 But when you talk like that about a soldier, you hurt me terrible, Kenneth. 695 01:01:15,064 --> 01:01:18,614 The uniform. Oh, I love you in it. 696 01:01:18,879 --> 01:01:22,536 It means so much to me, and people like me. 697 01:01:22,882 --> 01:01:27,793 It means that men like you are going to war, to keep the war from coming to us! 698 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:32,874 If it means that much to you, I'm sure I didn't mean it! 699 01:01:34,327 --> 01:01:38,638 I do believe you are fooling me all the time! 700 01:01:44,116 --> 01:01:45,534 Put here. 701 01:01:48,347 --> 01:01:50,249 Do you like the smell of that? 702 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:52,992 Don't it make your mouth water? 703 01:01:54,603 --> 01:01:57,093 That's not beer you're drinking. 704 01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:01,415 I'll bet you wish you were having your fish and chips. 705 01:02:04,475 --> 01:02:09,639 Oh Kenneth, look how it bubbles! It sparkles like diamonds! 706 01:02:12,256 --> 01:02:13,985 You uh... 707 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:16,274 care to waltz, with a soldier? 708 01:02:16,623 --> 01:02:19,574 I could die waltzing with a soldier! 709 01:02:20,393 --> 01:02:22,952 Let me escort you, Mrs Dowey! 710 01:02:57,038 --> 01:02:59,920 Oh Kenny! I'm flying! 711 01:03:00,356 --> 01:03:03,630 - I'm flying! - haha, no... 712 01:03:19,397 --> 01:03:22,405 Don't forget to wake me up, Kenneth 713 01:03:23,281 --> 01:03:26,025 So that I can tuck you in bed. 714 01:05:42,830 --> 01:05:44,951 How are you, Mrs Haggerty? 715 01:05:45,071 --> 01:05:49,249 Horrible. Me head's opening and shutting 716 01:05:49,369 --> 01:05:53,707 I haven't had so much in since the Coronation! 717 01:05:59,123 --> 01:06:03,319 - Hello, Mrs Dowey! - Good morning, ladies! 718 01:06:03,439 --> 01:06:06,351 Did your Kenneth get hurt last night? - Hurt? 719 01:06:06,570 --> 01:06:09,843 Him? No, he knocked them all over! 720 01:06:09,963 --> 01:06:13,566 And then we got hungry, so we went to the Imperial. 721 01:06:13,819 --> 01:06:17,226 - The imperial? - And we had a sit-down supper! 722 01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:20,146 I swear we had Champagney wine! 723 01:06:20,446 --> 01:06:23,351 Champagney wine! 724 01:06:24,087 --> 01:06:28,364 And to anyone who doubts my word, there's the cork! 725 01:06:32,086 --> 01:06:35,358 I suppose you'll be telling us that you're going for another taxi ride 726 01:06:35,478 --> 01:06:37,191 this morning! 727 01:06:41,766 --> 01:06:44,913 I don't think that's for us! 728 01:06:46,088 --> 01:06:48,578 Whom might you be waiting for, sir? 729 01:06:48,698 --> 01:06:51,748 I'm waiting for an idle soldier who's going back to the front! 730 01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:54,691 He told me to whistle for him a half hour! 731 01:06:54,921 --> 01:06:57,446 Time's almost up now! 732 01:07:06,701 --> 01:07:07,600 Kenneth! 733 01:07:08,571 --> 01:07:10,784 Where are you going? 734 01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:13,424 Back. 735 01:07:14,023 --> 01:07:17,966 - But I thought you had more leave. You told me... - I just made all that up. 736 01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,834 I didn't want you to be thinking about it. 737 01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:26,079 Is it time? 738 01:07:26,517 --> 01:07:30,102 No, no. The taxi driver's going to whistle for me. 739 01:07:35,781 --> 01:07:37,718 All is ended. 740 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,093 Now then. 741 01:07:41,373 --> 01:07:44,704 The last time we talked together, you promised to be gay. 742 01:07:44,981 --> 01:07:46,860 We were going to help one another! 743 01:07:47,471 --> 01:07:48,888 Yes, Kenneth 744 01:07:49,396 --> 01:07:51,563 It's bad for me 745 01:07:51,931 --> 01:07:53,660 But it's worse for you. 746 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:58,893 - The men have medals to win, you see - The women have their medals, too. 747 01:08:02,915 --> 01:08:05,059 Come here. 748 01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:08,518 No! I'll come to you. 749 01:08:15,179 --> 01:08:19,617 - Have you noticed you've never called me son? - Have I noticed it? 750 01:08:20,390 --> 01:08:23,260 You see, I was feared, Kenneth 751 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:26,321 You said I was on probation. 752 01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:29,899 So you were. Well... 753 01:08:30,418 --> 01:08:31,962 Probation's ended. 754 01:08:33,739 --> 01:08:37,866 I'm not much to have, but if you really want me you can have me. 755 01:08:37,986 --> 01:08:40,828 Oh Kenneth, will I do? 756 01:08:41,543 --> 01:08:44,250 Woman, don't be so forward! 757 01:08:44,781 --> 01:08:47,663 - You must wait till I have proposed! - Proposed? 758 01:08:48,838 --> 01:08:51,562 - For a mother? - And why not? 759 01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:59,200 Mrs Dowey, you sweet thing! 760 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:03,141 Have I your permission to ask the most important question... 761 01:09:03,694 --> 01:09:06,449 that a neglected orphan could ask of an old lady? 762 01:09:07,024 --> 01:09:08,880 None of your sauce, Kenneth! 763 01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:12,292 For a long time Mrs Dowey, you cannot have been unaware 764 01:09:12,412 --> 01:09:14,736 of my sonnish feelings for you! 765 01:09:15,834 --> 01:09:17,702 Wait till I get my mop to you! 766 01:09:18,209 --> 01:09:22,405 And if you're not willing to be my mother, I swear I shall ask no other! 767 01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:32,960 - Was I a well-behaved infant, mother? - Not you, sonny! 768 01:09:33,317 --> 01:09:36,107 You were a rampaging rogue! 769 01:09:36,227 --> 01:09:38,297 Was I slow in learning to walk? 770 01:09:39,089 --> 01:09:41,740 The quickest in our street! 771 01:09:49,643 --> 01:09:52,455 Is that.. the whistle? 772 01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:01,627 No. 773 01:10:10,321 --> 01:10:12,788 See here! You've taken me over, 774 01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:15,785 you have in a manner of speaking joined the kilties! 775 01:10:17,524 --> 01:10:20,533 I like to think that, Kenneth. 776 01:10:27,865 --> 01:10:31,347 Then you must be brave so that the ghost piper will be proud of you! 777 01:10:32,084 --> 01:10:33,318 Attention! 778 01:10:34,113 --> 01:10:37,675 That's the style! Now listen! 779 01:10:38,411 --> 01:10:41,650 I've turned in your name as being my next of kin. 780 01:10:41,914 --> 01:10:44,715 And your allowance will be coming to you weekly in the usual way. 781 01:10:44,835 --> 01:10:47,954 But... isn't that... wicked, Kenneth? 782 01:10:48,074 --> 01:10:49,963 No, no, old lady. 783 01:10:50,083 --> 01:10:53,214 You're as much responsible as any mother ever was for sending a man to war! 784 01:10:53,491 --> 01:10:55,335 and maybe more so than you know! 785 01:10:56,246 --> 01:10:59,404 And besides you have a right to be safeguarded, in case anything happens! 786 01:10:59,524 --> 01:11:01,560 - Kenneth! - Attention! 787 01:11:02,908 --> 01:11:06,689 I'll be coming back, all covered in mud and medals! 788 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,561 And be sure you have that cup of tea waiting for me! 789 01:11:13,432 --> 01:11:16,233 Won't it be a lot of fun writing to one another? 790 01:11:16,902 --> 01:11:20,037 - Real letters this time! - Yes Kenny! 791 01:11:21,373 --> 01:11:25,039 I think it'd be a good plan if you began the first letter as soon as I'd gone! 792 01:11:25,159 --> 01:11:26,894 I will. 793 01:11:28,370 --> 01:11:31,489 I hope Lady Dolly goes on sending me cake! 794 01:11:32,933 --> 01:11:35,585 You may be sure. 795 01:11:36,276 --> 01:11:38,420 I've got something for you. 796 01:11:46,813 --> 01:11:50,913 I'll bet you were a pretty thing when you were young! - Away with ye! 797 01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:54,938 The scarf sets you off well! 798 01:11:55,238 --> 01:11:57,948 Blue was always my colour! 799 01:12:22,211 --> 01:12:23,617 Old lady. 800 01:13:08,572 --> 01:13:10,969 - Hey, the mail! - Oh, the mail! 801 01:13:11,361 --> 01:13:13,033 Is there anything for me? 802 01:13:13,153 --> 01:13:14,992 - Your mail, George - Nothing for you, Scotty. 803 01:13:18,717 --> 01:13:21,023 Parcel for Dowie. 804 01:13:21,143 --> 01:13:23,271 Is it one of Her Ladyship's cakes? 805 01:13:24,619 --> 01:13:26,798 - Must be something for me - Two for you... 806 01:13:27,303 --> 01:13:28,825 One for you 807 01:13:30,151 --> 01:13:32,295 - Nothing for me? - Come on boys 808 01:14:33,302 --> 01:14:34,513 Say, 809 01:14:35,341 --> 01:14:38,292 how would a guy like me go about to learn to be a farmer? 810 01:14:38,984 --> 01:14:42,580 What's the matter? You're not thinking of turning honest, are you? 811 01:14:46,856 --> 01:14:48,032 What were you thinking of? 812 01:14:50,878 --> 01:14:52,215 Oh nothing 813 01:14:54,070 --> 01:14:55,949 It wouldn't be any use anyhow 814 01:14:56,433 --> 01:14:58,784 I know what he's thinking about. He's thinking of her! 815 01:14:59,094 --> 01:15:01,544 Was it nice to see her on leave? 816 01:15:01,768 --> 01:15:03,647 - Yes - Is she pretty? 817 01:15:04,270 --> 01:15:06,886 - To me, yes - Do you love her? 818 01:15:07,693 --> 01:15:10,838 Who wouldn't love a woman, what makes a cake like that? 819 01:15:11,449 --> 01:15:13,098 Well, what about it? 820 01:15:13,882 --> 01:15:15,957 Well, what about cutting the cake? 821 01:15:17,654 --> 01:15:20,870 - Sorry to break up the party,boys - Why, what's up? 822 01:15:20,990 --> 01:15:23,936 Jerry's got a couple of new machine guns, here below this place. 823 01:15:24,190 --> 01:15:27,417 - Take Dowie, he's good at it! - How about it, Dowie? 824 01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:31,338 -Alright with me. - Alright, you, you, you and you.C'mon! 825 01:15:39,989 --> 01:15:41,834 I'll mind the cake for you Dowie! 826 01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:44,416 I'm going to put it where the rats won't get it! 827 01:15:46,975 --> 01:15:49,027 No rats are going to eat that cake! 828 01:15:49,348 --> 01:15:52,057 No, and listen you little worm, if you touch 829 01:15:52,177 --> 01:15:54,697 that cake before i get back I'll split you on this bayonet! 830 01:15:58,369 --> 01:16:01,619 But if you don't come back, can I have it? 831 01:17:53,934 --> 01:17:58,902 I love violets. Don't you, Kenneth? 832 01:18:21,319 --> 01:18:23,624 Blue was always my colour! 833 01:18:49,246 --> 01:18:54,031 Oh Kenny, I'm flying! I'm... 834 01:20:16,263 --> 01:20:18,834 Good morning, ladies. 835 01:20:35,929 --> 01:20:37,957 So long, ladies! 836 01:20:38,077 --> 01:20:41,243 - Oh, so long - So long! 67399

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