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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:07,340 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:35,580 [GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES] 5 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,350 [WOMAN] Kiki, I made you this scrapbook, 6 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,100 which I know is a bit weird, 7 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,650 but it all means nothing without you, 8 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,740 because you are my everything. 9 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:12,280 It's like my life only started that day 10 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,580 you rode into Clitopolis for that bounty hunting job. 11 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:21,250 I didn't exactly have girls knocking down my door, 12 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,290 before you did. 13 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,260 Kind of hard when everyone's obsessed with my moms, 14 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:33,890 the great Leanne and Anne, the lives of the party. 15 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,010 And I'm just there, too. 16 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:40,230 The most boring royal in the history of Clitopolis, 17 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:42,520 as voted by the people. 18 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,810 That was a tough day. 19 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,480 But look at me now! 20 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,290 No one ever thought they'd see the day Princess Saira 21 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,700 would have a hot as fuck partner. 22 00:01:52,490 --> 00:01:56,160 I can't be exiled to the singles zone at this year's Lesbian Ball. 23 00:01:56,990 --> 00:01:58,870 I know, we're a bit of an odd match, 24 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:01,750 like you love travelling, and danger, and partying, 25 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,960 and I'm scared to go anywhere, and of everything, 26 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,550 and I'd rather stay home and work on my magic tricks. 27 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:09,300 But you know what they say? 28 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,760 Opposites attract. 29 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:13,130 You complete me. 30 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,260 And I know in my heart 31 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,350 we'll be together forever 32 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,060 and ever, 33 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,140 and ever. 34 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,230 You're dumped. 35 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,310 Fuck. 36 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:27,020 [GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES] 37 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:28,940 ♪ She's a lesbian ♪ 38 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:31,070 ♪ She's in space ♪ 39 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:35,530 ♪ And she's also a princess ♪ 40 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,700 Oh, and she's very sad. 41 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:40,700 [SAIRA CRYING] 42 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:44,670 Look, maybe if things were different and you were a different person 43 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,960 and I was a different person, maybe this could have worked for me. 44 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,920 But, you're you... 45 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:53,800 - [SOBS] - and I'm me. 46 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,510 [SAIRA] I'm sorry. 47 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:57,140 Please stop crying. 48 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:59,470 I literally can't. 49 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,180 Hey, it's okay, you'll be all right. 50 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,350 You are really good with your hands. 51 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,980 [KIKI MOANING] 52 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,940 Oh my God, oh. [MOANING] 53 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,650 [KIKI MOANING] 54 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,360 Oh, you're so good at that. 55 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:15,320 [CHUCKLES] 56 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,030 It's my sleight of hand. 57 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,200 You're smothering me. 58 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:24,410 We've only been dating like two weeks, and you made this terrifying book. 59 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,750 [BOOK CLANKS] 60 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:26,830 [WHIMPERS] No. 61 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:29,960 I just thought dating a space princess would be more, 62 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,340 ah... fun. 63 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,050 I don't wanna Gayflix and chill every night. 64 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:36,180 I'm sorry. 65 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:39,600 And the "Sorry"s always with the "Sorry"s. 66 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,100 Sorry, oh, sorry for... being sorry. 67 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,020 [KIKI GRUNTS] 68 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:47,140 Can we at least still go to the Lesbian Ball together? 69 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,980 Absolutely not, I need to get outta here. 70 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:52,020 Goodbye forever. [MIMICS EXPLOSION] 71 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,150 Pretend you saw a smoke bomb and I'm gone. 72 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,110 [SAIRA SNIFFLING] 73 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,580 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 74 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:06,330 - Wait, Saira. - Yeah? 75 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,460 You're wearing my jumper. 76 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,290 Oh. [CRYING] 77 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:15,210 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 78 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,760 [KIKI SIGHS] 79 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,890 Oh man, fuck, that's my jumper, too. 80 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:29,190 Mm-hmm. [CRYING] 81 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:32,190 Ugh, you know what? Keep it, it can be your birthday present. 82 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,820 [MOMS] Yay! 83 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:36,900 I will never... 84 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,070 take it off. 85 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:40,240 [BOTH] Oh. 86 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,450 Yeah, I gotta get the hell outta here, I'm sorry. 87 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:45,540 Fuck, ugh, it's contagious, goodbye forever. 88 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,210 I'll miss you so much. 89 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:52,580 [MOMS CRYING] 90 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:55,500 Oh, and of course I'll miss you, too, Royal Pussy. 91 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,220 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 92 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,180 You always bring the party. 93 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:04,180 This hurts me more than it hurts you. 94 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,100 Honestly, I can't believe it lasted that long. 95 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:13,360 [MOMS] We told you the scrapbook was too much. 96 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:15,940 [UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 97 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:18,690 Okay, so that start was pretty shit house. 98 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,320 But welcome to... 99 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,450 [ANNE HUMMING] 100 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,910 That's a cool drum roll. 101 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,910 [MOMS] Our birthday party! 102 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:27,370 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 103 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:28,870 For Saira. 104 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,080 [AUDIENCE MEMBER] Oh. 105 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,500 [LIGHTS BUZZING] 106 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:32,420 [PERSON COUGHING] 107 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:36,050 We can't believe she's 22 today. 108 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,710 23. 109 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:40,970 We can't believe she's 23 today. [SNIFFLES] 110 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:43,760 Which means it's that time of the year 111 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:49,180 where we see if she can finally summon her royal labrys. 112 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:50,620 [AUDIENCE MEMBER] Think she'll fail again? 113 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,230 [AUDIENCE MEMBER] Is the sky rainbow? 114 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,940 [HAWK SHRIEKS] 115 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:56,650 For thousands of years, 116 00:05:56,730 --> 00:05:59,530 the Clitopian royal bloodline has been born 117 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:03,280 with the ability to summon one of the most 118 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:07,950 powerful weapons known to I-I-lesbian kind. 119 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:10,580 [MOMS] The labrys. 120 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:15,000 Let us now turn to the ancient scriptures of Wiccapedia. 121 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:19,510 [CLEARS THROAT] This all began back on Earth, it says... 122 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:22,420 [LEANNE] "In the 1970s, the labrys was adopted 123 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:25,640 by the lesbian community as a feminist symbol 124 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,970 representing strength and self-sufficiency." 125 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,350 [ANNE] The summonings happened first try for us. 126 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:34,480 But you know what they say, six time's a charm. 127 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,440 [MOMS] Try not to do that over the thinking thing you do. 128 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,290 Wait, what do you mean by that? 129 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,560 [MOMS] Let the summoning begin! 130 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:41,610 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 131 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:43,070 - ♪ Lesbian ♪ - [SAIRA GROANING] 132 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,110 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 133 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,070 [SAIRA GROANING] 134 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,620 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 135 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,570 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 136 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:49,280 - ♪ Lesbian ♪ - [SAIRA GROANING] 137 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,540 [MOMS] It's happening. 138 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,620 [SAIRA GROANING] 139 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:52,660 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 140 00:06:53,210 --> 00:06:54,250 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 141 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,000 [SINGERS VOCALISING] 142 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:01,920 - [SINGING STOPS] - [SAIRA PANTING] 143 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,050 - [AUDIENCE] Oh. - Boo. 144 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:05,180 Oh, for fucks sake. 145 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,140 [LEANNE] Oh, sweetie, that was really tough. 146 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,430 Especially for us. 147 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:15,520 [ANNE] It is so hard to watch you struggle, 148 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,120 but let's not have it ruin a good party. 149 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:18,610 Who wants to see us dance? 150 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,210 [LEANNE] I do, I wanna see us dancing. 151 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,530 ♪ Party, party, party, party, party ♪ 152 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:24,240 [LEANNE] Great dancing! 153 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,870 [BIRDS CHIRP] 154 00:07:27,950 --> 00:07:30,530 [SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING] 155 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:40,960 ♪ Really, really, really sad ♪ 156 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:47,260 ♪ Really, really, really sad ♪ 157 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:53,430 [SAIRA] Kiki, ever since you've disappeared... 158 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:56,270 who else can I talk to? 159 00:07:56,390 --> 00:07:57,390 I'm lost. 160 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:05,320 When you left, you took everything with you. 161 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:08,530 The absence of you is everywhere I look. 162 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:10,410 ♪ Really, really, really sad ♪ 163 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,160 [SAIRA] It's like a huge hole 164 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,500 has been pumped through my chest. 165 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:18,710 [SAIRA SCREAMING] 166 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,380 But in a way, I'm glad. 167 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,800 The pain is my only reminder that you were real. 168 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,930 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 169 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,180 [DAMSEL WHIMPERING] 170 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:40,480 [KIKI LAUGHS] 171 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,400 [GUN ZAPS] 172 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,940 [DAMSEL YELPS] 173 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,940 [DAMSEL WHIMPERS] 174 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:48,150 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 175 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:57,500 Kiki the Destroyer, for all your bounty hunting needs. 176 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,160 Hmm. 177 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,960 Couldn't you just watch me, like, all day? 178 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,040 Kapow. 179 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:06,340 [PHONE CHIMING] 180 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:08,220 Fuck, I'm good. 181 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,720 [DOOR OPENS] 182 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:14,510 Um? Yeah, no, this is my room. 183 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:15,930 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 184 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:20,020 Take them, not me, what the fuck! 185 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,400 [KIKI PANTING] 186 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,860 No, no, no, no, please, I'm too hot to die. 187 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,740 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 188 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:40,290 W-What the fuck? 189 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:42,210 Where am I? 190 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,750 Oh, what is this? 191 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,420 [MALIEN LAUGHING] 192 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:52,510 [MALIEN] Welcome to our cave, that is our toxic home brew. 193 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,720 [KIKI] Who the hell are you? 194 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:55,930 Who are we? 195 00:09:56,810 --> 00:10:00,020 We're the Straight White Maliens. 196 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,980 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 197 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:04,230 - Who? - Oh, come on. 198 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,810 Are you, are you serious? 199 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:07,270 The Straight White Maliens. 200 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,940 We used to be the most powerful beings in the whole universe. 201 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:10,990 Who? 202 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:14,070 Yeah, of course, everyone has forgotten about us. 203 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,030 Everyone! 204 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,490 You stripped our ancestors of all their power and you, 205 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:21,410 you left our kind for dead. 206 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,630 And we were exiled to this man cave. 207 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:28,880 But we've had a gut full of being pushed us bloody side. 208 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,210 I'm getting upset. 209 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,170 You don't wanna see us upset right now. 210 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:36,890 Oh, you don't want to see us get bloody. [MUMBLING] 211 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,220 It's not good. 212 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:41,140 Let me guess, you wanna rule the world again? 213 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:44,060 No, wrong, incorrect. 214 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,560 Then what do you want from me? 215 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:46,650 [MALIEN] You? 216 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:48,650 - This isn't about you. - [MALIEN 2 CHUCKLES] 217 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,360 [MALIEN 2] You are just the bait. 218 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:52,940 What? 219 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:55,240 You see, we can't get the hot chicks anymore. 220 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,820 So for thousands of years we've been slaving 221 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,740 over building this chick magnet. 222 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:01,330 [CHICKEN CLUCKS] 223 00:11:01,450 --> 00:11:02,700 But Larry fucked it up! 224 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,870 Well, I don't hear you complaining when you eat 225 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,640 these delicious, fresh eggs every morning, 226 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,920 Your eggs are shit! 227 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,750 You know those eggs are shit! 228 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,510 What are you gonna feed the chicks when we get 'em? 229 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,930 Anyway, shut up, I'm gonna feed the chicks our-- 230 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,360 Oh no, wait, that makes a lot of sense. 231 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:17,260 [LARRY] Thank you. 232 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,050 Anyways, long story short, 233 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:22,430 we ended up buying a new Swedish chick magnet online. 234 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,100 But when it arrived, what did we discover? 235 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:27,190 The bloody battery's not included. 236 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,770 Oh, hate that. Yeah, I do hate that. 237 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,530 [JOSH MUMBLING] 238 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:36,450 And according to the manual, the battery is Princess Saira 239 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,410 of Clitopolis's royal labrys. 240 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,450 What the fuck? 241 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,160 That seems weirdly specific. 242 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,910 It's so stupid! 243 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,130 Especially because we can't get past 244 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:51,250 that dumb Safety Bubble protecting gay space. 245 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:54,880 And that little princess is some sort of weird shut in. 246 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,760 It says she literally never goes anywhere. 247 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,180 Literally never. 248 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:03,430 But according to the manual, there is one thing 249 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:07,850 that could lure her out of gay space. [GIGGLING] 250 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,480 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 251 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:18,280 [PHONE RINGING] 252 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,780 Kiki, finally. 253 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,870 Wait, oh my God, where are you? 254 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,450 Saira, you gotta help me, I've been captured by these 255 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,420 things called Straight White Maliens. 256 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,170 - Who? - Oh, fuck you! 257 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,920 Now listen, princess, we need your royal labrys. 258 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,210 What, why? 259 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:35,610 For super tough cool dude stuff. 260 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,130 So if you don't want us to drown your beloved Kiki 261 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:41,050 in our toxic home brew, you will bring it here, 262 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:45,720 to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe. 263 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:47,270 [SAIRA GASPS] 264 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,060 - But... - Saira, please tell me 265 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,850 you actually have the labrys. 266 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,320 [MANTLE CHIMES] 267 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,500 Oh yeah, totally, I've got it. 268 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,240 Yeah, it's, it's not on me right now, 269 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,740 but I definitely have it. 270 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:00,950 Oh, thank God. 271 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,700 Great, bring it here in the next 24 hours and come alone, 272 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,660 or lover girl is going down, 273 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:09,620 or should I say going drown? [CACKLING] 274 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:10,710 Oh. 275 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:13,670 [GROUP CACKLING] 276 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:17,210 Going drown. [CACKLING] 277 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,970 [GROUP CACKLING] 278 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,260 [TIMER BEEPS] 279 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:25,970 Kiki, Kiki! [WHIMPERING] 280 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,020 [SAIRA GRUNTING] 281 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,320 [SAIRA CRYING] 282 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,700 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 283 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,450 [MONSTER] Why did you do that? 284 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:52,120 You'll never summon the labrys. 285 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:57,210 The only royal to fail at this simple tradition. 286 00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,840 You're a disappointment to your moms. 287 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:05,220 To everyone. [LAUGHS] 288 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:07,560 Kiki's doomed because of you. 289 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:13,190 If you weren't broken, you would have your labrys. 290 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,070 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 291 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,000 [MOUSE CLICKING] 292 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,080 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 293 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,800 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 294 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,300 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 295 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,980 [POSTER] Can't believe Kiki was with her. 296 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,480 [POSTER] Saira sucks. 297 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,710 [POSTER] How can you be a princess, 298 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:58,060 - and not even like to party? - [POSTER] Saira still sucks. 299 00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:00,070 [POSTER] I heard she's straight. 300 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,320 [POSTER] Ew. 301 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,530 [SAIRA SIGHS] 302 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:09,160 [BLADE] You all need to give her a break. 303 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,700 No wonder she can't summon her labrys. 304 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:15,120 She should come to my club, I can help. 305 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:19,250 Blade, your resident weapons expert, kisses, motherfucker. 306 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,090 [SAIRA GASPS] 307 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,420 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 308 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:29,640 ♪ Now it is cool, cool, cool, Cool, cool, cool, yeah, yeah ♪ 309 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,890 ♪ To be queer, to be queer ♪ 310 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,600 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 311 00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:41,110 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 312 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,070 [DOOR KNOCKING] 313 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,950 [ANNE] Saira, we left some food outside, okay? 314 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,200 It's a banh mi. 315 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,160 [LEANNE] Also, honey, we, we hate to bring it up, but-- 316 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,870 [ANNE] We put you down as single for the Lesbian Ball tomorrow night. 317 00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,960 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 318 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,420 No need, I'll be going with Kiki. 319 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,380 [MOMS SIGH] 320 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,260 [LEANNE] Oh, thank God she's taken you back. 321 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,280 - [ANNE] Oh my goodness. - [LEANNE] That is a relief. 322 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,430 [ANNE] Oh, it's just so, so sad to be single. 323 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,510 Well, we can only imagine it is. 324 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,470 [MOMS] Never done it, never want to. 325 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,810 Like everyone can see it, 326 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,660 'cause there's no one standing next to you, 327 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,440 and when someone's single, 328 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,650 you just imagine them in a food court, by themselves. 329 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:28,820 Eating alone, chatting to the cleaner who doesn't even want to talk to you. 330 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,570 She's got her own life, she's not bothered with you. 331 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,490 You look sad, sad, sad, sad. 332 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:34,580 [ANNE RETCHES] 333 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,000 [ANNE] Okay, well, we'll pop the two of you on the list. 334 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,040 [LEANNE] So glad you've got a girlfriend. 335 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,420 [ANNE] And you're not alone. 336 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,460 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 337 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:48,760 ♪ Looking for an awesome spaceship ♪ 338 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:53,970 ♪ To take me where I need ♪ 339 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,100 ♪ To go ♪ 340 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,180 [SAIRA] Oh. 341 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:58,810 Umm. 342 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,480 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 343 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:07,650 ♪ 'Cause if I had an awesome spaceship ♪ 344 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,530 Mm-mm. 345 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:12,660 ♪ I just might make it ♪ 346 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,450 Whoa, awesome. 347 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:19,830 ♪ Where I need to go ♪ 348 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,080 [MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 349 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,220 Hey, who's there? 350 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,140 [SAIRA SCREAMING] 351 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,640 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 352 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,270 - [MUSIC STOPS] - [SAIRA GRUNTING] 353 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,560 [SHIP BEEPING] 354 00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,360 Uh-oh. 355 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,320 [SHIP BLASTING] 356 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,990 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 357 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,450 [MOANING] 358 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,620 Huh? 359 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,700 [GASPS] 360 00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:59,790 Huh? 361 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,460 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 362 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,090 Oh, no. 363 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:17,010 [SHIP COUGHING] 364 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,560 [SHIP] Ugh, I thought I was never gonna get off planet of the lesbos. 365 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,690 Who's there? 366 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,190 It's me, the ship. 367 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:29,320 You don't wanna know how long I've been trapped down there, 368 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,690 the things I've seen. 369 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,610 What's your name, sir? 370 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,700 [NERVOUSLY] Um, Saira. 371 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,780 [SHIP] That sounds like a girl's name. 372 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:38,910 [SAIRA CHUCKLES] 373 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,040 - I am a girl. - [SHIP] What? 374 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,750 Girls can't be pilots. 375 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:48,090 Yeah, this was a mistake, take me back please. 376 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,590 Here's what I'll do, I'll be your temporary ship. 377 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:54,220 I'll drop you off at a nail salon and we'll go our separate ways. 378 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:57,050 So, Sahara, where are you from? 379 00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,600 Clitopolis. 380 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,350 Yeah, but like where are you from? 381 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,310 The palace? 382 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:06,190 No, no, no, where are you really from? 383 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,610 Well, my cultural heritage is half Clitopian, and half Indian. 384 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,360 Namaste. 385 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:23,040 [SAIRA] Hey, um, please turn around, you don't understand. 386 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,680 - [SAIRA] I, I've never been outside of the-- 387 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:27,880 [RETCH] Oh God, that was an awful night. 388 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,000 I hope that Shetland pony survived. 389 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:33,380 Oh my God, this fucking song again. [GASPS] 390 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:38,300 ♪ See my face, I'm the Safety Bubble ♪ 391 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:44,480 ♪ That stops all the trouble Getting into gay space ♪ 392 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:45,890 Hey daddy. 393 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:46,980 [SHIP] Huh? 394 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:51,860 I am Safety Bubble, fierce protector of gay space. 395 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,590 They say space is a vacuum, but nothing sucks like me. 396 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,610 What are you doin'? 397 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,160 [SHIP]Oh, let us out of here. 398 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:58,970 Why the hell would you want to go out there? 399 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,780 It's straight, also, it's like way dangerous or whatever. 400 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,450 Or as they say in German. [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 401 00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:07,120 [SHIP] Danger is my middle name, baby. 402 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,240 Ew, how did you even get in here? You can definitely leave. 403 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:13,300 [SAFETY BUBBLE SCREAMING] 404 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,130 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 405 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:19,510 [SHIP] Yes, sweet freedom! Beautiful, isn't it? 406 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,680 [EXPLOSION BLASTS] 407 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,010 [SAIRA] Oh, no. 408 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,450 [GIRLFRIEND] Babe, what's for dinner? 409 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:25,600 [BOYFRIEND] Chicken. 410 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,890 [COUPLE SCREAMING] 411 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,270 [SAIRA] Oh, no. 412 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,520 This one's for my bodacious babe. 413 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:36,490 ♪ Baby girl, let's go on adventures ♪ 414 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,530 ♪ Til the day we're in dentures ♪ 415 00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:42,080 ♪ And grow old, stay young ♪ 416 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,500 ♪ I know you're the one ♪ 417 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,000 I love you, baby girl. 418 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:53,630 [SOBBING] It's worse than I ever imagined! 419 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:59,050 [FEMALE SINGING] ♪ Approximately 23 hours left ♪ 420 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:04,640 Okay, okay, now there are gonna be a lot of really hot chicks coming in here soon. 421 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,180 - Yeah. - And we need to learn 422 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:09,690 - how to charm them bloody heck out of 'em. - Mm. 423 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,600 Now Josh is our expert speaker 424 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:12,690 - for today. - Hi. 425 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:16,230 He was once successful in getting a woman's number. 426 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,150 Now we don't know what happened after that. 427 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,030 We called the number and the line was dead. 428 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,320 I dunno if Josh mistook it down. 429 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:24,410 No, phone companies. 430 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,080 Phone company sort of going, 431 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,870 maybe playing tricky business, maybe doing-- 432 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,000 Tricky business. 433 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,890 Maybe tricky business was going on, some sort of-- 434 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,790 Tricky business. 435 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,440 Some sort of tricky business was going on 436 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,010 with the phone companies. 437 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,510 - Number didn't work. - Yeah. 438 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,930 Obviously, phone companies playing tricky business. 439 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:44,550 Still, huge achievement. 440 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:48,060 And now Josh is gonna come and he's gonna tell everyone here 441 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,600 what you know about talking to chicks. 442 00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:54,610 All right, gents, boys, thanks for having me. 443 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,610 [MALIEN] Josh. 444 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,440 Show of hands, who wants to meet a chick? 445 00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:58,530 Me. 446 00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:02,450 Hands up if you don't know the process of how to go about that, 447 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,240 who wants to walk outta here today with chicks in hand? 448 00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:06,160 - Ooh. - [MALIEN] Yeah. 449 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,490 - Yeah. - [MALIEN] Fuck yeah. 450 00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:10,370 Now, take note boys, all right? 451 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,170 Act like you are listening and then interject 452 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:17,000 over the top of it, that gets the chicks ticking. 453 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,960 Don't let 'em get a word in edgeways, with me. 454 00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:22,760 [MALIENS TOGETHER] Don't let 'em get a word in edgeways. 455 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:25,890 Let them know how much Reddit karma you have, as well. 456 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,100 I have a lot of opinions on Marvel movies. 457 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,020 Would, would they be interested in them? 458 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,850 They'll love that. 459 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,900 Okay, firstly, if you want a chick to like you, 460 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,980 you need to connect with them. 461 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:40,360 Ask questions and listen, 462 00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:42,420 no matter how boring the answers are. 463 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:46,450 And secondly, let me go now and no one will get hurt. 464 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:49,740 But if you don't, when I get myself loose, 465 00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:56,460 I will kill every single one of you. 466 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:01,050 What did she say? 467 00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:03,220 [WHINES] 468 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:06,590 Please take me back, this was a mistake. 469 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,350 What, aren't you excited to get your nails done? 470 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,970 I don't wanna get my nails done. 471 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,330 I have to keep them short, anyway. 472 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:15,650 Oh God, well, where can I drop you then, Pilates? 473 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:18,060 Supermarket? 474 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:20,860 Why did you even board me if you don't want to go anywhere? 475 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,860 Well, I thought... 476 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,820 Come on. You can't stay with me and I'm not taking you back. 477 00:23:25,910 --> 00:23:28,570 So pick somewhere, chop chop. 478 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:31,040 - S Club. - I can't hear you. 479 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:35,120 Do you know where S Club 17 is? 480 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:38,750 The party hub, now you're talkin'. 481 00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:43,260 [SHIP]I can't remember how to get there, though. 482 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:45,970 Hmm. 483 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,390 I have a good feeling about this way. 484 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,430 [SAIRA WHIMPERS] 485 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,060 Such a strong feeling about this way. 486 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:57,190 Don't even think about it. 487 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,690 Now, what takes you to S Club 17, hmm? 488 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,320 I need to find a way to summon my royal labrys. 489 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,280 Whoa, yeah, say no more, I know that part of the vagina. 490 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:12,790 And then I need to go to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe. 491 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:13,950 [SHIP SHRIEKING] 492 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,540 What, are you mental? 493 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,870 I don't think people say that anymore. 494 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,750 I'll take you to S Club 17, but no further. 495 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,960 But my girlfriend is there. 496 00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:25,720 What the fuck is your friend doing there? 497 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,430 She's in trouble and she's my girlfriend. 498 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,260 Yeah, like a girl who's a friend. 499 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:34,220 Like, my partner, I'm literally from Clitopolis. 500 00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:35,980 Oh, yeah. 501 00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,270 She used to be my girlfriend, at least. 502 00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:42,190 Wait, so she's your ex? 503 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,780 Well, technically yes, but maybe if I can save her-- 504 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,280 Oh God, this, this is pathetic. 505 00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:54,580 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 506 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:58,330 ♪ Here I go ♪ 507 00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:03,210 ♪ Leaving everything I know ♪ 508 00:25:03,290 --> 00:25:07,720 ♪ Because I would go to The edge of space for you ♪ 509 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,800 ♪ Just to hear you say you love me too ♪ 510 00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:15,060 ♪ I'm so scared of being alone ♪ 511 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,230 ♪ Don't wanna end up on my own ♪ 512 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,270 ♪ Live my whole life on a throne ♪ 513 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:22,230 ♪ Now head into the great unknown ♪ 514 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:24,940 Fuck, what am I doing? 515 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:28,990 - [KIKI GRUNTS, CHUCKLES] - ♪ Oh, no ♪ 516 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:32,370 ♪ Okay, here I go ♪ 517 00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:35,580 ♪ Here I go ♪ 518 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:40,580 ♪ Leaving everything I know, 'cause I ♪ 519 00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:41,500 [EXPLOSION] 520 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:42,580 [SHIP] Oh, hello! 521 00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:45,340 No one actually goes the speed limit, poofter. 522 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,020 You definitely can't say that anymore. 523 00:25:47,050 --> 00:25:48,880 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 524 00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:53,430 [SHIP THUDS] 525 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,180 - Oh, what is your problem mate? - [THUD] 526 00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:58,640 Oh, this guy's a bit rude. 527 00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,600 What do you think you're doing? 528 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,690 Sorry! 529 00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:02,900 [SHIP] Mutiny, mutiny! 530 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:06,360 I was distracted, for not even one second, 531 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,690 and you have gone and couped me. 532 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,990 I am a man, and I have rights. 533 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:16,080 My old pilots were right, and you just cannot trust women. 534 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,790 [SHIP AND SAIRA SCREAMING] 535 00:26:23,830 --> 00:26:27,840 I'm hurt, I'm hurt, now what are we gonna do? 536 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,920 We're gonna die out here, I told you not to drive. 537 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:32,380 - Sorry. - [SHIP] You are covering 538 00:26:32,470 --> 00:26:35,090 my insurance premiums, okay, from now on. 539 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,850 [SAIRA] Maybe there's moon crystals on this moon? 540 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:44,060 [SHIP] Even if there was, we don't have anyone capable, 541 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:47,020 brave, or strong enough to find them. 542 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,150 Yeah, sorry. 543 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:56,820 Sweet, sweet freedom, only to get stuck somewhere else, shitty. 544 00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:58,530 [SHIP SOBBING] 545 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,500 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 546 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:07,210 - What if I went? - [SHIP] You? 547 00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,210 Ugh, yeah right. 548 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,630 Well, just sitting here isn't going to help. 549 00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:12,720 How bad could it-- 550 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,380 [EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 551 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,310 Be? [GULPS] 552 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,560 Oh, thank God. 553 00:27:31,070 --> 00:27:33,610 - It's gone. - [SAIRA] Oh. 554 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,320 If you'd have been here two years ago. 555 00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:44,000 It's just me, I may go over this way. 556 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,330 There's nothing here. 557 00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:51,670 [SAIRA SCREAMS] 558 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,510 Oh, you found a hole. 559 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,930 Ugh, make a friend, lost a friend. 560 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,680 [SAIRA CRIES] 561 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:05,770 Huh? 562 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,610 ♪ One single moon crystal ♪ 563 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:13,360 ♪ Look at it shine ♪ 564 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:18,910 ♪ I want that moon crystal ♪ 565 00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:21,910 ♪ To be mine ♪ 566 00:28:21,990 --> 00:28:26,080 ♪ Oh, moon crystal ♪ 567 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,210 ♪ Moon crystal ♪ 568 00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:33,460 ♪ Oh, moon ♪ 569 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,420 ♪ Crystal ♪ 570 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:38,090 Yes. 571 00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:40,470 So shiny, right? 572 00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:42,350 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 573 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,350 [SAIRA SCREAMS] 574 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,650 Please don't hurt me. 575 00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:54,690 [MUSIC STOPS] 576 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:56,690 Whoa, do I look like I'm going to hurt you? 577 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,990 Oh, the goth thing? 578 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:05,040 Oh, it's just a look, I'm not going to hurt you. 579 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,750 I thought you could hear me singing that moon crystal song. 580 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,040 What? 581 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:12,380 Listen, I crashed my ship and I need this moon crystal. 582 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:16,170 My girlfriend's, well, technically ex-girlfriend's 583 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,760 life depends on it. 584 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,840 My goodness, you've got a lot on your plate. 585 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,890 Look, I'm just sorry for scaring you. 586 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:24,010 Oh, sorry. 587 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:25,510 Why are you sorry? 588 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:26,970 I don't know. 589 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,980 [FOOTSTEPS PATTER] 590 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,100 Enough apologies. 591 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,270 [MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 592 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,030 I'm so glad you are here. 593 00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:44,070 I came to this moon to write my solo album, 594 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,660 but I fell down a hole. 595 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,450 I fell down a hole, too. 596 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,710 [GASPS] We have so much in common. 597 00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,330 I'm Willow. 598 00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:56,840 I'm Princess Saira of Clitopolis. 599 00:29:58,260 --> 00:29:59,670 Whoa, a princess. 600 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,010 Also, I hear that place is famously hard to find. 601 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:06,310 It's actually not, if you know what you're doing. 602 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:10,060 Well, maybe you could show me the way sometime? 603 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:15,690 I mean, if we can ever figure out how to get out of here, 604 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,360 let me tell you, I've been down here a while 605 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,570 and there's no obvious way out. 606 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:27,700 I'm not sure if this will help, but what if we use that? 607 00:30:27,790 --> 00:30:29,870 [SINGERS VOCALISING] 608 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,460 I did not see that. 609 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,500 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 610 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:39,550 Gross, what is this? 611 00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:42,010 I feel like I should know what that is. 612 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,220 Weird, it wasn't here before you broke the crystal. 613 00:30:45,850 --> 00:30:48,140 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 614 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,430 Great, so this is my fault. 615 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,850 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 616 00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:57,520 It's okay, look, these things happen. 617 00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:58,610 Here, let me help you. 618 00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:01,820 Why is everything always so hard? 619 00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,070 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 620 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:05,450 You are so emo. 621 00:31:06,370 --> 00:31:07,370 I love it! 622 00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:10,200 Why did I think a reject like me could do anything? 623 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,080 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 624 00:31:12,410 --> 00:31:14,040 Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay. 625 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,170 Why is it not targeting you? 626 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:17,590 I don't know. 627 00:31:17,670 --> 00:31:19,880 Wow, I'm really grateful for that. 628 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:23,380 You're like, annoyingly positive. 629 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:24,340 [WILLOW LAUGHS] 630 00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:25,510 Thanks for saying that. 631 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:30,510 Wait, maybe it's responding to me being negative about myself. 632 00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:35,480 ♪ Gloom goo, do-do-do-do ♪ 633 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,190 ♪ Gloom goo, do-do-do-do ♪ 634 00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:42,860 ♪ If you give it bad vibes ♪ 635 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:47,410 ♪ It will eat you alive ♪ 636 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:52,660 Sorry, I remember now, we sang a song about this. 637 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,870 It's this incredibly dangerous sentient goo that feeds on bad vibes. 638 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,000 [SQUEAKS] 639 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:02,420 So I should just say something positive about myself, right? 640 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:03,670 Great idea. 641 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,550 - Ah... - Come on, quick. 642 00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:09,050 I... 643 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:11,260 um... 644 00:32:12,770 --> 00:32:14,100 I don't know. 645 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,520 You don't know? 646 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:19,730 Saira? 647 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,570 Saira! 648 00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:24,530 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 649 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,280 Really good at holding a conversation, 650 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,450 and I can write a song about basically anything. 651 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,660 I did a great job coordinating my spikes and chains today, 652 00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,660 I have the voice of an angel, my eyebrows are great, 653 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:35,660 and also my guitar, 654 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:38,040 my public speaking has never been better. 655 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,460 I'm ambitious, and I'm brave. 656 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:43,300 And if I was a Pokemon, I'd be a freaking Pikachu, I'm that cute. 657 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,760 [PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 658 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,510 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 659 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,600 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 660 00:32:57,980 --> 00:32:59,270 [SAIRA] No, the crystal. 661 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:02,150 [WILLOW] Just forget it, keep going. 662 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,990 Stupid, stupid, stupid, I needed that crystal. 663 00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:07,070 I knew I couldn't do it. 664 00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:09,110 [WILLOW] Stop, you're encouraging it. 665 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,700 It's gonna blow! 666 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:14,830 [SHIP] What did you do? 667 00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:16,080 I'm sorry. 668 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,790 [SHIP] Please tell me you've got the moon crystal. 669 00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:19,750 Yes. 670 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:21,080 [SHIP] Oh, that's a relief. 671 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:23,210 But then I lost it. 672 00:33:24,130 --> 00:33:27,720 [SHIP] I knew you couldn't do it, you idiot! 673 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,340 Now we're completely fucked! 674 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:34,600 Oh man, it's a shame we can't use that one. 675 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,730 [GOO BLASTING] 676 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,310 [WILLOW] Where to next? 677 00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:41,400 I'm driving. 678 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,560 [SHIP] Where the fuck did she come from? 679 00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:44,520 [WILLOW SINGS] ♪ They ♪ 680 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:46,110 [SHIP] There's more than one? 681 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:53,660 - [WOMAN SINGING] ♪ Approximately 18 hours left before ♪ 682 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,240 ♪ Kiki dies ♪ 683 00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:59,500 Okay, so just remember when your permanent is tapped, 684 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,880 you can't tap that card again until it's been untapped. 685 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,250 And only when your turn begins. 686 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:10,130 When your turn begins, then you can untap your tap cards 687 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:11,470 so they can be used again. 688 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,630 Do you understand? 689 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,640 [KIKI SHIVERS] 690 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,400 Oh, and there are different phases each with their own set of rules. 691 00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:18,220 So the beginning phase rules-- 692 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:21,190 Please, stop, if you don't stop, 693 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:23,730 I'm going to make you stop, I mean it. 694 00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:27,860 I really am going to get myself loose any minute now. 695 00:34:28,230 --> 00:34:31,070 Why can't you chicks ever like what we like? 696 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:33,570 Now about the beginning phase. 697 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:35,950 Ooh, yes, the beginning phase. 698 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,740 [KIKI SOBBING] 699 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,250 [WILLOW] Wait, so you need this labrys thing to save Kiki, 700 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,420 and your only hope is that this Blade person 701 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,560 that you found on the future net, 702 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:46,500 and know nothing about, will be able to help? 703 00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:49,510 Yeah, I know, it's-- 704 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:52,930 Such a good plan. 705 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,380 [SHIP] Is it, though? 706 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,560 Hey, be careful, go straight, go straight. 707 00:34:59,970 --> 00:35:01,140 Typical. 708 00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:03,770 I'll have you know, I'm actually bisexual. 709 00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:05,940 [SHIP] Are bisexuals really a thing? 710 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:09,940 Where did you find this thing, the 21st century? 711 00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:11,650 Yeah, that is where I'm from. 712 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,360 [BOTH] Oh. 713 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:17,200 Hey, thanks for saving me back there. 714 00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:20,540 Oh, no, thank you, that was a thrill. 715 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,540 Besides, I might not have found that ladder without you. 716 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,750 I'm not super observant. 717 00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:28,670 Or book smart or street smart. 718 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,300 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Why? 719 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:34,590 It's not a bad thing, I'm just smart in other ways. 720 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,430 Like I'm super creative. 721 00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:38,640 That's right, you're a songwriter? 722 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,310 Trying to be, you see... 723 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,680 [SHIP] Oh, oh, oh, you better not sing it. 724 00:35:43,770 --> 00:35:45,310 [GUITAR STRUMS] 725 00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:46,900 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 726 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:51,980 ♪ I was in a gay pop band ♪ 727 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,320 ♪ We were in high demand ♪ 728 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:03,120 ♪ We'd dance and sing and dance ♪ 729 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:07,290 ♪ Our life great, at a glance ♪ 730 00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:12,340 ♪ But really, We were prisoners of gay pop ♪ 731 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:16,840 ♪ Forced to dance and sing nonstop ♪ 732 00:36:16,930 --> 00:36:21,140 ♪ But somehow to me, It all felt wrong ♪ 733 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,930 ♪ I dreamed to write not shared songs ♪ 734 00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:30,020 ♪ So I decided I would break free ♪ 735 00:36:32,770 --> 00:36:37,780 ♪ Become the songwriter I always wanted to be ♪ 736 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,120 ♪ Hmm ♪ 737 00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:50,880 - Wow. - [SHIP] Fuck my life. 738 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,710 They never used to let me play my own songs. 739 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,460 They said they were too... 740 00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:57,720 indie. 741 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,050 Now, I finally get to figure out my own music 742 00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:02,430 separate from the group. 743 00:37:02,510 --> 00:37:04,890 I thought I'd be able to write songs on the moon, 744 00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:08,640 but let me tell you, there was not a lot to write about. 745 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,310 But I'm hoping hanging with you will inspire some songs. 746 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:16,860 I mean, an inter galactic space quest to save your ex? 747 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:18,820 Oh, wow. 748 00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:21,700 Oh, I'm actually really boring. 749 00:37:22,660 --> 00:37:23,870 I don't think you are. 750 00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:27,830 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 751 00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:30,670 [SHIP] No, I think she is, she really is. 752 00:37:31,170 --> 00:37:35,380 Look, I love the emo vibe, but you must have something 753 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:38,090 positive to say about yourself, right? 754 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,890 What's something you're good at? 755 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:48,600 Well, I'm not bad at magic. 756 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,310 That's so cool, I'd love to see a trick. 757 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,230 No, you wouldn't. 758 00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:55,570 - Ah, yeah, I would - Pick a card. 759 00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:56,820 Duh. 760 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,450 - Ooh. - [SAIRA] Okay. 761 00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:02,740 So we're going to use your card, the ace of hearts, 762 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,130 and put it in the middle of the deck. 763 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,080 - Yeah. - [SAIRA] Because it's one 764 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,790 of the only cards that acts like a helium balloon. 765 00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:09,200 If I push it the whole way in. 766 00:38:09,290 --> 00:38:10,520 - [WILLOW] Uh-huh. - [SAIRA] Like this, 767 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:11,960 and snap my fingers. [SNAPS] 768 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,540 Did you see it come back to the top? 769 00:38:13,630 --> 00:38:15,090 What the freak? 770 00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:16,880 We'll do it again, we'll take it. 771 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,880 We'll put it in the middle like that, 772 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,720 now if I don't snap my fingers, 773 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,300 the card doesn't come to the top. 774 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:24,550 [WILLOW SPLUTTERING] 775 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,260 But if I either snap or cover it just for a second 776 00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:28,790 did you see it come back to the top? 777 00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:30,180 Oh my God! 778 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,270 We'll try this one more time, I'll take it just like this. 779 00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:36,400 In fact, I might use your hand for this. 780 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,860 [WILLOW PANTING] 781 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,740 You can press it, the whole way in, into the middle. 782 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,820 [WILLOW YELPS] 783 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,200 Here we go. 784 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:44,820 Oh. 785 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,080 Huh? 786 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,790 What did, how, wait, oh my God! 787 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,620 That's so cool, you're really good. 788 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,670 [NERVOUSLY GIGGLING] 789 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,550 No one's ever stayed for a whole trick before. 790 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,090 Well, they're missing out. 791 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:05,220 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 792 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,120 - [MUSIC STOPS] - What do you guys think about 793 00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:15,980 the sex scene in "Blue is the Warmest Colour?" 794 00:39:16,810 --> 00:39:19,320 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 795 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,240 ♪ I fell down a hole ♪ 796 00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:34,460 ♪ And so did you ♪ 797 00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:38,880 ♪ What a silly thing ♪ 798 00:39:41,130 --> 00:39:43,300 ♪ For us to do ♪ 799 00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:48,470 ♪ But we made it out somehow ♪ 800 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:51,930 ♪ Take a look at us right now ♪ 801 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,770 ♪ Oh, Saira and me ♪ 802 00:39:55,390 --> 00:39:59,150 ♪ Zooming through the gay-laxy ♪ 803 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:03,240 ♪ There's nowhere I'd rather be ♪ 804 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:07,990 [WILLOW VOCALISING] 805 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:15,000 ♪ Oh Saira and me, Zooming through the gay-laxy ♪ 806 00:40:15,410 --> 00:40:20,420 ♪ Something, something different lyrics ♪ 807 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:22,630 - [SAIRA LAUGHS] - I'm figuring that one out. 808 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,010 [GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES] 809 00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:35,350 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 810 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:40,770 - All right here, we are, S Club 17. - [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 811 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:43,780 This is where that lady who can help you find your labrys will be. 812 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,610 [STAMMERS] You mean, we have to go in there? 813 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,870 [PARTYGOER SNIFFING] 814 00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:51,950 Yeah. 815 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,740 Not looking like this, we won't. 816 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,120 It's montage time, baby! 817 00:40:58,580 --> 00:40:59,580 What? 818 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:02,210 ♪ Yeah, I'm in your city, Getting busy for my people ♪ 819 00:41:02,290 --> 00:41:04,400 - ♪ I got numbers ♪ - Oh, I'm good with what I've got on. 820 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,380 Come on, you can't go in there like that. 821 00:41:06,470 --> 00:41:07,880 But Kiki gave this to me. 822 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:09,180 Seriously? 823 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,470 What's so great about this Kiki? 824 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,100 Well... 825 00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:15,310 she's just like... 826 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,640 really... 827 00:41:17,730 --> 00:41:19,190 fucking hot. 828 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,100 [WILLOW LAUGHS] 829 00:41:22,270 --> 00:41:23,980 Wait, is that seriously it? 830 00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:29,860 It's just, there's only one [SPEAKING DEEPLY] Kiki the Destroyer. 831 00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:34,830 No one ever gave me a chance, but she did. 832 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:39,250 And being with her was like getting the keys to this better life. 833 00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:45,840 Without her, I'm like, nothing. 834 00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:51,220 You know, that's kind of how I felt after I left the group. 835 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,220 But you know what made me feel better? 836 00:41:55,390 --> 00:41:56,390 A makeover! 837 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,520 Come on, it's time to make you fucking hot, too. 838 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,690 Not that you aren't already, I mean, that came out wrong. 839 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:04,520 ♪ Feeling buzzy, Feeling cheeky ♪ 840 00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:05,880 ♪ I don't need you, But you need me ♪ 841 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:07,650 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, mm-hmm. 842 00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:11,070 [SINGER VOCALISING] 843 00:42:11,150 --> 00:42:12,410 [WILLOW MIMICS SAD TROMBONE] 844 00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:13,620 [SINGER VOCALISING] 845 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:14,660 [SAIRA YELPS] 846 00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:15,740 [WILLOW] Sorry! 847 00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:18,620 Ahh, Willow? 848 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:20,750 Sorry, sorry. 849 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:21,830 [SINGER VOCALISING] 850 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,330 ♪ Acting like Madonna ♪ 851 00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:25,920 Bow-wow! [BARKING] 852 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,460 [SINGER VOCALISING] 853 00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:30,630 ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪ 854 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,680 It's... perfect. 855 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,760 [UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING] 856 00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:43,520 What did you do? 857 00:42:43,690 --> 00:42:45,130 - Take off-- - I took off the jumper. 858 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,570 [WILLOW WHIMPERS] 859 00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:51,650 [UPLIFTING MUSIC CONTINUES] 860 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,450 Okay, I'll beam you over now. 861 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:02,370 Do you remember how to get back? 862 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,080 Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure. 863 00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:05,670 [SHIP] You sound unsure. 864 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,500 Okay, let me explain again. 865 00:43:07,590 --> 00:43:11,340 Thanks so much, but I think we got it, the first three times you told us. 866 00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:12,840 Oh, you say that now. 867 00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:15,390 But it can be pretty easy to get confused and mixed up, 868 00:43:15,470 --> 00:43:18,850 specially if you're a lady, or whatever you are. 869 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:21,140 And you know, not used to tech stuff. 870 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,140 [WILLOW] Honestly, I reckon we got this. 871 00:43:23,230 --> 00:43:24,230 Just one more time. 872 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:27,690 What you need to do is get up the remote beam tracker 873 00:43:27,810 --> 00:43:29,190 and press the beam button. 874 00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:32,900 Oh, fuck my life. 875 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:35,450 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 876 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,880 ♪ Lost my shit ♪ 877 00:44:19,870 --> 00:44:21,410 [PERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 878 00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:23,580 [BOUNCER] This is VIP. 879 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,670 Willow? 880 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:28,580 [OUTLINE BEEPS] 881 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,840 ♪ PRN, 'cause I've lost my shit ♪ 882 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,840 ♪ Give me a PRN, 'cause I've lost my shit ♪ 883 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,130 ♪ Give me a PRN, 'cause I've lost my shit ♪ 884 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:39,890 ♪ Give me a PRN ♪ 885 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:41,300 [MUSIC STOPS] 886 00:44:41,390 --> 00:44:42,600 [SIGHING] 887 00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,190 [WATER TRICKLING] 888 00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:49,400 [MONSTER] Willow ditched you. 889 00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:51,820 Your plans are stupid. 890 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:55,110 Blade doesn't wanna help you. 891 00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:58,150 You will always be broken. 892 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,200 You should just give up. 893 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,780 [GASPS] 894 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,450 We need to talk 895 00:45:07,870 --> 00:45:13,250 about Ryan. [CRYING] 896 00:45:14,050 --> 00:45:17,510 I swear he's cheating on me with Stephanie, 897 00:45:17,630 --> 00:45:21,180 and he is totally gaslighting me. 898 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,560 Like, why would he post all those selfies with her, 899 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,270 and what, you know, what is, if that's just the vibe, 900 00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:28,600 but like, don't tell me I'm crazy. 901 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:31,560 That's how things ended the last time. [SOBBING] 902 00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:42,570 So like I'm, [HICCUPS] I'm not crazy, right? 903 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,410 - Right? - What? 904 00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:47,160 Thanks for agreeing. 905 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,750 So yeah, he just always puts himself before me, 906 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:54,540 and makes me feel like a loser. [SOBBING] 907 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,690 You shouldn't let him make you feel so terrible. 908 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,090 Why do you let him do that? 909 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:09,640 He's just, like, really fucking hot. 910 00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:14,150 I just, I can't believe he likes me. 911 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,690 Huh. 912 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:21,150 Surely there's lots to love? 913 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,830 Well, I do listen a lot when he's talking 914 00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:28,240 to me about his video game. 915 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,710 I don't even, I don't know what's going on in there, 916 00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:32,540 but he seems really excited. 917 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:36,000 So he's telling me about AK-47. 918 00:46:36,090 --> 00:46:39,210 I don't know what that is, but it makes him happy. 919 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,050 And I'm really good at shoplifting. 920 00:46:42,590 --> 00:46:46,430 It sounds like this Ryan 921 00:46:46,510 --> 00:46:49,270 doesn't appreciate how great you are. 922 00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:51,940 Oh my God, you're right. 923 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:55,480 Thanks, babes, I needed to hear that. [LAUGHS] 924 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,330 It's wild to think I won't remember any of this 925 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,610 in the morning and we'll never see each other ever again. 926 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:00,940 You know what? 927 00:47:00,990 --> 00:47:03,860 You're right. Screw him, I'm great. 928 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,620 You're like the wisest, coolest, prettiest person I've ever met. 929 00:47:09,450 --> 00:47:11,370 You fucking rock, girl. 930 00:47:12,410 --> 00:47:14,020 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 931 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,790 ...like kept pissing in my bed. 932 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:20,960 Hey, Blade, I need to speak to you, please? 933 00:47:21,050 --> 00:47:21,880 What? 934 00:47:21,970 --> 00:47:26,930 I said, I need to speak to you, please. 935 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:27,930 What? 936 00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:30,310 - I said - I'll come down. 937 00:47:30,770 --> 00:47:32,890 [THRONE BEEPING] 938 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:34,060 Coming down. 939 00:47:36,310 --> 00:47:39,360 Fucking, fucking. [INDISTINCT] 940 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:42,940 [THRONE BEEPING] 941 00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:47,120 Well, hello. 942 00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:48,780 Hi. 943 00:47:49,780 --> 00:47:50,950 How's it goin'? 944 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:54,040 I'm Princess Saira from-- 945 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,170 I know who you are. 946 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,670 Ah, cool, yeah, yeah, well, yeah. 947 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,250 I saw on the future net that you might be able 948 00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:04,010 to help me summon my royal labrys? 949 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:07,340 You think you can just come into my club, 950 00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:12,220 march into the VIP area, make me come down from my throne, 951 00:48:12,310 --> 00:48:15,480 and expect me to just help you summon your labrys? 952 00:48:15,890 --> 00:48:18,770 [DEEP SERIOUS VOICE] If that's what you think, you would be 953 00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:22,110 [GENTLE VOICE] absolutely right. [LAUGHS] 954 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:25,150 I am so excited you're here. 955 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:28,700 Princess Saira, it would be my honour 956 00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,530 to help you out, darling. 957 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,660 Oh, oh my God, really? 958 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:34,870 Thank you. 959 00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:36,290 Get up, you little sweaty bitch. 960 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:42,000 You know, we're actually not so different, Princess Saira. 961 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:43,170 Really? 962 00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:46,090 I mean, my parents aren't queens or anything, 963 00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:47,170 [CHUCKLING] 964 00:48:47,430 --> 00:48:51,220 but they are renowned psychologists, and ooh girl, 965 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:54,100 when people talked shit about me, [LAUGHS] 966 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,310 I tried for the longest time to fit in, 967 00:48:57,390 --> 00:49:01,480 and be the psychological professional my parents wished for. 968 00:49:01,810 --> 00:49:06,570 But I realised if there's no room for you to be yourself, 969 00:49:06,950 --> 00:49:09,660 fuck it, go and make it yourself, girl. 970 00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:12,870 I finally followed my real passion. 971 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:13,790 - Drag? 972 00:49:13,870 --> 00:49:14,870 - Weapons. 973 00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:18,670 They love the drag, but the weapons, they said, 974 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,540 "Blade, your behaviour is very concerning." 975 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:23,670 But like, don't call your kid Blade 976 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:27,010 and expect them not to be into blades, right? 977 00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:28,260 [CHUCKLING] 978 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,890 Speaking of blades, your labrys. 979 00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:32,610 I'll tell you what's causing you trouble. 980 00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:34,640 As with all metaphysical weapons, 981 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:38,390 the key to unlocking your labrys is a mental one. 982 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,600 The wiring is all there. 983 00:49:39,690 --> 00:49:41,730 You just need to make the right connections. 984 00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:44,440 So, I'm not broken? 985 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:48,280 Not at all, and luckily, I happen to know 986 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,110 a thing or two about psychology. 987 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:54,330 Now let mama help you find your labrys, you ready? 988 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:55,830 Mm-hmm. 989 00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:58,830 Okay, close your eyes. 990 00:49:59,910 --> 00:50:01,750 This is safe, right? 991 00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:03,170 [BLADE LAUGHS] 992 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:06,460 Of course, we're only meditating. 993 00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:11,590 I want you to take a deep breath in. 994 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,010 [SAIRA INHALES] 995 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:15,600 And out. 996 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,350 [SAIRA EXHALES] 997 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,980 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 998 00:50:30,530 --> 00:50:32,820 Now babes, it might feel like 999 00:50:32,910 --> 00:50:35,240 you're not in control of your own mind, 1000 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,240 but your subconscious is actually trying 1001 00:50:38,330 --> 00:50:40,200 to protect you in a roundabout kind of way, 1002 00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,540 and a saboteur, all that shit. 1003 00:50:43,370 --> 00:50:45,960 But it's only as powerful as you let it be. 1004 00:50:47,090 --> 00:50:51,260 Now look around at your surroundings, what do you notice? 1005 00:50:53,010 --> 00:50:55,510 Reach out and touch the door. 1006 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,020 Feel the handle, feel its smoothness. 1007 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,100 [MONSTER] This won't work. 1008 00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:03,390 [BLADE] Remember, you're the boss. 1009 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,810 Breathe in. 1010 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:06,480 [SAIRA INHALES] 1011 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,980 And out. 1012 00:51:08,070 --> 00:51:09,400 [SAIRA EXHALES] 1013 00:51:10,030 --> 00:51:15,530 At your own pace, hold the handle firmly and pull. 1014 00:51:18,370 --> 00:51:19,660 [OMINOUS LAUGHTER] 1015 00:51:19,790 --> 00:51:22,290 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1016 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:34,970 [SAIRA EXHALES] 1017 00:51:45,350 --> 00:51:47,440 [SAIRA WHIMPERS] 1018 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:53,740 Wait, Saira, I wanna hang out with you. 1019 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:59,580 Just kidding, I ditched you because you-- 1020 00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,700 Bore me. 1021 00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:02,830 Bore me, bore me. 1022 00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:04,120 Bore me. 1023 00:52:04,210 --> 00:52:08,500 You bore me. 1024 00:52:09,130 --> 00:52:11,130 [DEEP BREATHING] 1025 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,180 [GRUNTS] 1026 00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:24,390 [LABRYS DRONING] 1027 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,650 [FOOTSTEPS PATTERING] 1028 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:32,190 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 1029 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,740 [PERSON] Why do we keep trying? 1030 00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,160 [KIKI] Boring. 1031 00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:41,030 [WHIMPERING] [SAIRA] Huh? 1032 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:48,330 [SAIRA SUBCONSCIOUS] Can't you just stay here with me today? 1033 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:49,630 [LEANNE] We can't, 1034 00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:53,300 we'll be late for our royal orgy, sweetie. 1035 00:52:57,510 --> 00:53:00,090 [SAIRA] Can I show you my magic show now? 1036 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:01,820 [ANNE] Not now, Saira, we're gonna be late 1037 00:53:01,850 --> 00:53:04,680 for our own burlesque show, much cooler than magic. 1038 00:53:04,770 --> 00:53:06,390 [LEANNE] You should do burlesque instead. 1039 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,520 [SAIRA] I'm 10. 1040 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,020 Wanna come over after school, maybe? 1041 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,030 [FRIEND] Will the queens be there? 1042 00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:18,360 [SAIRA] No, they're away. 1043 00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:21,240 [FRIEND] Sorry, I can't. 1044 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,950 [SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING] 1045 00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:33,290 [ANNE] What did we do wrong, it can't be us. 1046 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:35,420 [LEANNE] Waste of space. 1047 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:38,930 [SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES] 1048 00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:56,310 [PERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1049 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,360 [PERSON] Something wrong with her. 1050 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,360 [FOOTSTEPS PATTER] 1051 00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:07,370 [PERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1052 00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:10,620 [ANNE] Happened the first try, right? 1053 00:54:10,710 --> 00:54:13,630 [MOMS]You can't have it. 1054 00:54:13,710 --> 00:54:16,380 But... it's... mine. 1055 00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:19,170 [MOMS] You're not good enough for it. 1056 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:25,220 Yes, I am. 1057 00:54:26,470 --> 00:54:27,970 [SAIRA YELLS] 1058 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,440 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 1059 00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:43,820 [CHAINS RATTLING] 1060 00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:47,030 [SINGER VOCALISING] 1061 00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:52,960 [SAIRA PANTING] 1062 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,430 [MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1063 00:55:06,510 --> 00:55:09,350 [SINGERS VOCALISING] 1064 00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:20,530 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Yes, finally, yes, yes, yes. 1065 00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:22,490 - Yoink. - Yes? 1066 00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:24,490 - I'll take that. - Huh? 1067 00:55:24,570 --> 00:55:26,620 [BLADE CACKLING] 1068 00:55:26,950 --> 00:55:31,830 Finally, a labrys is mine, all mine. [CACKLING] 1069 00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:36,750 I can't believe you fell for it, you basic little bitch. 1070 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,420 Wait, I thought you wanted to help me. 1071 00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:40,590 Nah. 1072 00:55:41,210 --> 00:55:43,010 I can't believe you didn't see that. 1073 00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:47,390 But I need it. 1074 00:55:47,470 --> 00:55:51,850 Not when you're dead. [LAUGHS] 1075 00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:54,810 Time to christen this beautiful blade. 1076 00:55:56,150 --> 00:55:59,020 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 1077 00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:01,530 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1078 00:56:01,690 --> 00:56:03,280 [SAIRA WHIMPERING] 1079 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,910 [BLADE CACKLING] 1080 00:56:07,110 --> 00:56:09,950 [WILLOW YELLS] 1081 00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:13,950 Whoopsies, finally found you. 1082 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,750 Sorry I took so long, it took me ages to find the pineapple. 1083 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,040 What's it for? 1084 00:56:18,630 --> 00:56:19,630 What? 1085 00:56:20,670 --> 00:56:23,010 Oh, hey, you found the labrys thing. 1086 00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:25,930 [WILLOW GRUNTS] 1087 00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:27,770 - [BLADE YELLS] - [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1088 00:56:28,970 --> 00:56:30,220 Okay, so Blade is not cool. 1089 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:32,390 Yeah, she's trying to steal my labrys. 1090 00:56:32,470 --> 00:56:33,970 Oh, hell no. 1091 00:56:34,310 --> 00:56:35,810 [GRUNTING] 1092 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:39,610 [GRUNTS] 1093 00:56:39,690 --> 00:56:43,150 What are you gonna do, fight me with a pineapple? [LAUGHS] 1094 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,940 Oh, it all makes sense now. 1095 00:56:45,070 --> 00:56:46,200 [SAIRA LAUGHS] 1096 00:56:46,990 --> 00:56:48,990 [GRUNTING] 1097 00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:51,450 [BLADE GRUNTS] 1098 00:56:51,530 --> 00:56:52,620 [BLADE] Ow, what the fuck? 1099 00:56:53,450 --> 00:56:54,500 [WILLOW LAUGHS] 1100 00:56:54,750 --> 00:56:56,460 - [GRUNTS] - Willow! 1101 00:56:56,540 --> 00:56:58,120 [WILLOW GROANING] 1102 00:56:58,670 --> 00:57:00,840 [BLADE GRUNTING] 1103 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,380 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 1104 00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,460 [SAIRA GRUNTS] 1105 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,840 [MUSIC STOPS] 1106 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,550 Ha, have you ever used an axe before? 1107 00:57:10,390 --> 00:57:12,050 [METAL CLINKING] 1108 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:13,850 [SAIRA YELLS] 1109 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,810 Ha, even with that beautiful weapon, 1110 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:19,440 you can't defend yourself against a pineapple. 1111 00:57:19,730 --> 00:57:21,480 You're a joke. 1112 00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:24,570 [SAIRA PANTING] 1113 00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:26,360 No, what are you doing to it? 1114 00:57:26,490 --> 00:57:27,570 No. 1115 00:57:28,030 --> 00:57:30,950 Fuck, you bitch. [CRYING] 1116 00:57:33,330 --> 00:57:35,490 [SAIRA YELLS] 1117 00:57:36,830 --> 00:57:40,170 Yeah, that's how you use it. [COUGHS] 1118 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:45,420 Now who's a joke, you biatch? [CRYING] 1119 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,430 [SHIP BEEPS] 1120 00:57:55,510 --> 00:57:56,510 Hey. 1121 00:57:57,730 --> 00:57:58,810 Welcome back. 1122 00:57:58,890 --> 00:58:00,810 [SHIP] Is she okay, is she awake? 1123 00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:03,900 Yes, she's okay, you can stop freaking out now. 1124 00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:07,190 I wasn't freaking out, you were, I don't care. 1125 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,610 I beamed us back here after you decapitated that Blade lady. 1126 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:14,330 You are such a badass. [PURRS] 1127 00:58:15,530 --> 00:58:17,160 - Wait, where's my-- - Hey, hey, hey. 1128 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,960 Shh, shh, it's okay, it's okay. 1129 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,040 It's here. 1130 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,000 What? No, where's my labrys? 1131 00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:27,590 Oh, that, yeah, that's here too. 1132 00:58:29,670 --> 00:58:31,550 [SAIRA PANTS] 1133 00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:35,680 I really was pretty badass back there. 1134 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:38,930 Yeah, I have a huge crush on you. 1135 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,270 Wait, did I say that out loud? 1136 00:58:42,350 --> 00:58:43,350 [SHIP AND SAIRA] Yes. 1137 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,650 It's just... 1138 00:58:44,730 --> 00:58:46,900 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that got you. 1139 00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:50,490 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush on you ♪ 1140 00:58:50,950 --> 00:58:55,570 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush, it's true ♪ 1141 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,160 ♪ And it's on you ♪ 1142 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,420 ♪ My crush is on you ♪ 1143 00:59:03,870 --> 00:59:06,090 ♪ Specifically, you, Saira ♪ 1144 00:59:07,550 --> 00:59:09,920 That song was about you. 1145 00:59:10,010 --> 00:59:11,010 I got that. 1146 00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:17,260 [SHIP] Ooh, yeah. Called it. 1147 00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:21,480 That's been there this whole time? 1148 00:59:21,890 --> 00:59:25,400 Yep, it's been in front of you all along. 1149 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:28,520 We're not talking about the button, are we? 1150 00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:30,940 No, I'm talking about the button, I saw it ages ago. 1151 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,320 Oh. 1152 00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:37,780 [SHIP] How can you even have sex? 1153 00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:41,080 Now that he's gone. 1154 00:59:42,290 --> 00:59:45,580 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush on you ♪ 1155 00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:51,130 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush, it's true ♪ 1156 00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:53,630 ♪ And it's on you ♪ 1157 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,260 Woof woof. 1158 00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:58,430 ♪ My crush is on you ♪ 1159 00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:01,640 ♪ Specifically, you, Saira ♪ 1160 01:00:01,850 --> 01:00:04,310 Are yours hands magic? 1161 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:10,900 ♪ Approximately five hours left before ♪ 1162 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,820 ♪ Kiki dies in a vat of toxic home brew ♪ 1163 01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:18,780 [CLEAR THROAT] Hello there, lady at bar. 1164 01:00:19,330 --> 01:00:20,950 - Hello. - Hi, um. 1165 01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:26,120 Well, what, do, I like your dress. 1166 01:00:26,210 --> 01:00:27,210 Thank you. 1167 01:00:28,380 --> 01:00:30,790 I wore a nice shirt to this bar. 1168 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:32,460 It's making me horny. 1169 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,880 [LARRY LAUGHS] 1170 01:00:35,550 --> 01:00:36,800 Perchance... 1171 01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:39,150 Drink, drink, ask about a drink, ask about a drink. 1172 01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,300 I'm thirsty. 1173 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,430 - Oh, are you thirsty? - Yeah. 1174 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,900 She gave you the lead in, just go for it, man. 1175 01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:47,500 Just go for it, just be yourself, bro. 1176 01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:52,730 Can I get you with my money, a drink for you? 1177 01:00:53,190 --> 01:00:54,690 Oh yes, please. 1178 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:55,820 Close the deal, 1179 01:00:55,900 --> 01:00:57,820 - close the deal. - Now that I have purchased 1180 01:00:57,910 --> 01:01:00,070 you a drink, you owe me sex? 1181 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,740 - Yes. - Yes, correct. 1182 01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:05,160 [KIKI CACKLING] 1183 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,250 Hey, don't be so mean, this is a safe space. 1184 01:01:08,330 --> 01:01:09,170 What's so funny? 1185 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,580 It's just like, 1186 01:01:10,670 --> 01:01:13,800 I don't get why this is so hard for you. 1187 01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:19,430 Oh, wow, so predictable, from the lady of colour who's a lesbian. 1188 01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:22,220 I'm really shocked, lesbian of colour. 1189 01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:24,970 The whole universe is built around you, lesbian of colour. 1190 01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:28,890 Here's something that I guarantee you did not know. 1191 01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:32,400 Did you know that crash test dummies are built 1192 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:36,490 around the average size and proportions of a woman? 1193 01:01:36,740 --> 01:01:38,360 What if we get into a crash? 1194 01:01:38,450 --> 01:01:40,110 And look at this phone. 1195 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,620 They make these for chicks. 1196 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:45,080 How am I supposed to use this tiny phone with my huge hands? 1197 01:01:45,950 --> 01:01:51,170 It's a tiny fucking lesbian phone! Fuck you lesbian phone! 1198 01:01:51,630 --> 01:01:52,880 We gotta be confident. 1199 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,980 - We gotta be too - But not too-- 1200 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,560 - But not too confident. - Don't be too confident. 1201 01:01:55,590 --> 01:01:56,590 Don't be too confident. 1202 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:57,880 We gotta be beautiful. 1203 01:01:57,970 --> 01:01:59,530 - But not too beautiful. - But not too beautiful. 1204 01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:00,720 Can't be too beautiful. 1205 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:01,970 Can't look too good. 1206 01:02:02,470 --> 01:02:05,390 You gotta have nice shoe, you gotta, everything you do, 1207 01:02:05,470 --> 01:02:09,020 everything you do, I gotta do backwards in flat shoes. 1208 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,230 Do you understand? 1209 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:13,060 You've got the support of heels. 1210 01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:16,610 I just, it is hard for us, too, and I just think sometimes. 1211 01:02:16,690 --> 01:02:17,820 - Oh, no. - Oh. 1212 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,740 So, no, I'm sorry, I'm just... 1213 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:20,700 - Oh. - I know. 1214 01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:21,950 No, he does this. 1215 01:02:22,410 --> 01:02:24,280 - We can't win. - He's just upset. 1216 01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:28,160 I'm not, I'm not upset, I, these are angry tears. 1217 01:02:28,250 --> 01:02:29,500 I'm so angry I'm crying. 1218 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:32,710 Ugh, you should just stop complaining. 1219 01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:36,500 Screw this, my life is hard too, that's it. 1220 01:02:36,590 --> 01:02:39,720 I'm really doing it this time, I'm getting myself loose. 1221 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,010 [KIKI YELLS] 1222 01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:44,090 [PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1223 01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:45,220 [MALIENS GASP] 1224 01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,350 [KIKI GRUNTING] 1225 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,560 [MALIENS GASP] 1226 01:02:47,850 --> 01:02:49,100 Yeah! 1227 01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:50,480 No, no, no, no. 1228 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,190 [KIKI LAUGHS] 1229 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:53,650 [MALIENS GASP] 1230 01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,110 [KIKI GRUNTING] 1231 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:57,570 Oh. 1232 01:02:57,650 --> 01:02:59,860 [KIKI GROANS] 1233 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:04,110 I think it's time you realise who has the power here. 1234 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,240 Kill the lesbian! 1235 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:09,700 [CLEARS THROAT] 1236 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:14,880 To be or not to be. That is the question. 1237 01:03:15,130 --> 01:03:17,500 Oh, God, oh, this is the most painful 1238 01:03:17,590 --> 01:03:20,710 and horrible death anyone could ever experience! 1239 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:25,800 Oh God, why me, why, why? [GURGLING] 1240 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,370 Bro, I said kill the lesbian, not the thespian. 1241 01:03:29,390 --> 01:03:30,470 What the heck, bro. 1242 01:03:32,390 --> 01:03:34,390 - You can hear they sound the same. - [MALIEN] Yes. 1243 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:35,440 [MALIEN] I understand. 1244 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,150 I mean, I know this isn't my argument, 1245 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,230 but I'm pretty sure you said thespian. 1246 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,650 I don't think I did. 1247 01:03:40,730 --> 01:03:41,990 When I say kill the lesbian, 1248 01:03:42,070 --> 01:03:44,860 I'm talking about, quite specifically, her. 1249 01:03:44,950 --> 01:03:47,120 And you know that, you do this, you team up and-- 1250 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,720 - You said thespian. - [MALIEN] You pick on me. 1251 01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:50,200 - Fucking, I swear to God - Wow. 1252 01:03:50,290 --> 01:03:51,910 I didn't, and if I did, I apologise. 1253 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,620 Now, who's the lesbian, hey? 1254 01:03:53,710 --> 01:03:55,060 - What, no. - [LARRY] That doesn't make sense. 1255 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,580 No, no, no, no, no, do, what? 1256 01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:59,040 Do you know what a lesbian, do you know what a lesbian is? 1257 01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:00,300 - Yes. - [MALIEN] What? 1258 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:02,340 They're, they get on stage. 1259 01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:03,840 [MALIEN] That's a thespian. 1260 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,680 And, and, and date someone of the same sex. 1261 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,760 [LARRY AND MALIEN] That's a lesbian thespian. 1262 01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:10,930 It's a tha-lesbian. 1263 01:04:11,010 --> 01:04:12,310 No, no, it's a lesbian thespian. 1264 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,520 Just kill the lesbian, just kill the lesbian. 1265 01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:17,980 Every lesbian in "The I Word" was also a thespian. 1266 01:04:18,060 --> 01:04:19,940 Yes, that's fair, you cannot argue with that. 1267 01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:21,440 No, and I never would, either way, 1268 01:04:21,530 --> 01:04:23,780 - we're getting off topic. - [LARRY] Mm. 1269 01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:26,450 And I would like to kill the lesbian, we gotta-- 1270 01:04:26,820 --> 01:04:27,820 We already killed her. 1271 01:04:27,910 --> 01:04:31,580 No, we killed the thespian, you killed the thespian, the-- 1272 01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:33,250 Yes, and that's what you wanted. 1273 01:04:33,330 --> 01:04:34,750 - I thought you said thespian. - No. 1274 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:39,290 No, shut up, stop talking now. 1275 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,050 All right, now. 1276 01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:47,130 Kill the les... bi... an. 1277 01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:48,430 [KIKI GROANS] 1278 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:51,890 Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, you're right. 1279 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:56,350 Women like me suck, we take up too much space. 1280 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,150 Ah, no, no, no, no, no, too late. 1281 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:02,360 I am sick of you always patronising us. 1282 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,820 But you need me, mm-hmm. 1283 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,240 Saira's not gonna give you the labrys for nothing. 1284 01:05:10,530 --> 01:05:13,160 Do you really want to invite a lesbian, 1285 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:17,210 with one of the most powerful weapons in the universe to your cave, 1286 01:05:17,290 --> 01:05:21,040 and then tell them you've just killed the person they love? 1287 01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:22,130 [MALIENS GULP] 1288 01:05:23,170 --> 01:05:27,090 Well, if she loves you so much, what is taking her so long? 1289 01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:28,840 Just let me talk to her. 1290 01:05:29,970 --> 01:05:32,180 I promise I can get her here. 1291 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,810 [GRUNTING] 1292 01:05:33,890 --> 01:05:36,890 Fine, but you better hope she's close by. 1293 01:05:37,310 --> 01:05:38,440 I am done waiting. 1294 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,020 Button! 1295 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,730 [TIMER BUZZES] 1296 01:05:43,270 --> 01:05:44,570 [GULPS] 1297 01:05:46,230 --> 01:05:48,780 [PHONE RINGING] 1298 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,660 New time limit, princess, one hour. 1299 01:05:51,740 --> 01:05:52,570 What? 1300 01:05:52,660 --> 01:05:54,790 You can thank big mouth over here for that 1301 01:05:54,870 --> 01:05:57,200 and all the mean things she's been saying. 1302 01:05:57,290 --> 01:05:58,460 About me and my friends. 1303 01:05:58,790 --> 01:06:01,540 Saira, wait, where are you? 1304 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,250 Is that... sex hair, who the fuck is that? 1305 01:06:06,510 --> 01:06:08,510 Hey, I'm Willow, Saira's new partner. 1306 01:06:08,630 --> 01:06:10,010 What, no, they're no one. 1307 01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:11,380 [WILLOW] Oh. 1308 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,430 Wait, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry. 1309 01:06:13,550 --> 01:06:14,550 [KIKI] Are you serious? 1310 01:06:14,970 --> 01:06:17,020 I mean, I'm sorry, they're no one. 1311 01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:18,100 [WILLOW] Oh. 1312 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:21,810 I mean... I don't know, I'm confused. 1313 01:06:23,060 --> 01:06:24,060 I'm just, 1314 01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:26,900 sorry. 1315 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,900 No, Saira, I'm sorry. 1316 01:06:31,110 --> 01:06:35,160 I can see now, I screwed things up, I never appreciated you. 1317 01:06:35,990 --> 01:06:39,120 But Saira, you are the only one 1318 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:45,210 who can bring your royal labrys and save me. 1319 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:52,470 Now, but now I've lost you, and now I'm going die. [CRIES] 1320 01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,600 No. 1321 01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:03,770 That's not true, I'll come, of course I'll come. 1322 01:07:04,230 --> 01:07:05,980 You have one hour. 1323 01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:07,520 Kiki! 1324 01:07:07,610 --> 01:07:09,110 [KIKI SCREAMS] 1325 01:07:09,190 --> 01:07:11,950 [SAIRA PANTING] 1326 01:07:15,030 --> 01:07:16,320 Willow, I'm sorry. 1327 01:07:16,990 --> 01:07:20,950 It's okay, if Kiki means this much to you, 1328 01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:23,120 we can open this relationship up. 1329 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:29,420 No, Willow, I think maybe you and I should just be friends. 1330 01:07:32,130 --> 01:07:34,800 You're friend zoning me? 1331 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:39,890 [SERIOUSLY] I hid the body for you! 1332 01:07:40,970 --> 01:07:41,970 Not the head, though. 1333 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:45,350 I figured they'll never figure out who it belongs to without the body. 1334 01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:46,810 Um. 1335 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:50,280 You know, I don't even like murder. 1336 01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,030 I just wanted you to like me. 1337 01:07:53,110 --> 01:07:55,780 I do really like you. 1338 01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:59,870 I think you're the first proper friend I've ever had. 1339 01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:02,000 I got a bit caught up in that. 1340 01:08:02,830 --> 01:08:04,460 Now I've messed it up. [SOBBING] 1341 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:09,670 I just need some time. 1342 01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:13,880 And I'm taking this, you owe me that at least. 1343 01:08:13,970 --> 01:08:14,880 It's yours. 1344 01:08:14,970 --> 01:08:16,380 Don't let them see you cry. 1345 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:21,010 I definitely have some inspiration for my album now. 1346 01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:22,350 I'm sorry. 1347 01:08:24,270 --> 01:08:27,730 I really hope... we can be friends. 1348 01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:32,030 Fuck you, Saira. 1349 01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:34,900 [SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING] 1350 01:08:38,450 --> 01:08:41,030 [SAIRA CRYING] 1351 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,500 ♪ I met her on a moon ♪ 1352 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:52,670 ♪ She was still amid some gloom ♪ 1353 01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:56,760 ♪ So she took me on a wild ride ♪ 1354 01:08:57,430 --> 01:09:01,560 ♪ Did some fucked up shit, But we fell to life ♪ 1355 01:09:02,350 --> 01:09:06,310 ♪ Oh, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1356 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:10,520 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1357 01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:15,240 ♪ Oh, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1358 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,570 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1359 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:24,490 ♪ She's travelling the gay-laxy ♪ 1360 01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:29,170 ♪ I kind of wish it was for me ♪ 1361 01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:34,250 ♪ But something's just Aren't meant to be ♪ 1362 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,880 [SHIP] Finally, how was it? 1363 01:09:36,970 --> 01:09:38,300 Wait, where's the other one? 1364 01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,430 What happened? 1365 01:09:39,510 --> 01:09:42,760 Did she, they dump you, too? 1366 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:45,560 I kind of dumped them. 1367 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:46,930 Why would you do that? 1368 01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:49,350 They seem to genuinely like your boring personality 1369 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,690 and magic tricks. 1370 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:54,150 Because... I've gotta save Kiki. 1371 01:09:54,230 --> 01:09:56,230 [SHIP] Oh man, you still wanna do that? 1372 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,360 I, I can't just abandon her. 1373 01:09:58,450 --> 01:10:00,820 Listen, I know you didn't wanna come this far, 1374 01:10:00,910 --> 01:10:02,570 but she needs me. 1375 01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:06,200 Is it okay if I drive us to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe? 1376 01:10:10,830 --> 01:10:12,210 [SHIP CRIES] 1377 01:10:12,290 --> 01:10:17,300 No pilots ever asked me if I'm okay with something before. 1378 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:24,720 Honestly, they were a bit mean. [CRYING] 1379 01:10:25,010 --> 01:10:28,600 Well, what do you say, wanna stick with me? 1380 01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:34,360 I mean, we've come this far. [CRYING] 1381 01:10:37,610 --> 01:10:41,070 Sorry, you really hit a nerve. 1382 01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:44,280 [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah, whatever, let's go. 1383 01:10:44,410 --> 01:10:46,580 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1384 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:48,950 ♪ Saira, there she goes ♪ 1385 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,500 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1386 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,880 ♪ Whoa, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1387 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,710 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1388 01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:01,010 ♪ Yeah, well I'm so done ♪ 1389 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,180 ♪ Woo ♪ 1390 01:11:03,470 --> 01:11:04,470 [SHIP] Hold on. 1391 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:09,100 That's the worst, most dangerous place in the universe? 1392 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:10,810 [SHIP SOBBING] 1393 01:11:12,350 --> 01:11:13,650 Yeah, apparently this is it. 1394 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:14,600 [SHIP] Do you know what this is? 1395 01:11:14,690 --> 01:11:17,320 It's like one, one of those world's best cup of coffee 1396 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,440 bullshit slogan things. 1397 01:11:19,530 --> 01:11:22,360 It's like, "Oh yes, that shitty little cafe 1398 01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:24,990 has the world's best cup of coffee." 1399 01:11:25,070 --> 01:11:26,240 [NERVOUSLY] Ah, Ship. 1400 01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:27,370 [SHIP] What? 1401 01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:30,450 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1402 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,630 [SHIP] Oh, God. 1403 01:11:40,090 --> 01:11:41,090 Hey. 1404 01:11:45,550 --> 01:11:46,930 I'm so happy. 1405 01:11:47,010 --> 01:11:49,060 [METEOR BLASTS] 1406 01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:53,770 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1407 01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:58,230 - [SHIP] It shot us! - Right in the face. 1408 01:11:59,070 --> 01:12:01,070 I'm sorry I took you here, you should take us back. 1409 01:12:01,190 --> 01:12:02,190 Don't you dare. 1410 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:05,860 You are not the same shy, sad, pathetic, 1411 01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,910 boring, miserable princess you were when you hopped aboard. 1412 01:12:08,990 --> 01:12:12,290 My generous wisdom and guidance has helped shape you 1413 01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:15,670 into the strong lady warrior sitting here right now. 1414 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,340 So what are you gonna do, Sangria? 1415 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,010 I know what to do. 1416 01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:27,840 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1417 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:33,270 Okay, mama's driving now. [GRUNTING] 1418 01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:34,980 [INTENSE MUSIC CONTINUES] 1419 01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:36,390 [SAIRA YELLS] 1420 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:37,900 Ow, fuck. 1421 01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:39,060 [ROBOT GROWLS] 1422 01:12:39,150 --> 01:12:41,820 [BEAM BLASTS] 1423 01:12:42,030 --> 01:12:43,740 It's really on me. 1424 01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:46,450 Shit, this isn't working. [GASPS] 1425 01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:49,070 I think I've got an idea. 1426 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:50,620 I trust you. 1427 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,210 [SAIRA YELLING] 1428 01:12:57,330 --> 01:13:02,380 [SHIP] Take it back, I take it back, I don't trust you! 1429 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:04,880 [LASERS ZAPPING] 1430 01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:07,220 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1431 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,840 [SINGERS VOCALISING] 1432 01:13:19,230 --> 01:13:21,480 [SHIP BLASTS] 1433 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,570 [PENIS GASPS] 1434 01:13:24,730 --> 01:13:25,740 [SHIP BEEPING] 1435 01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:29,570 [SINGERS VOCALISING] 1436 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,960 [EXPLOSION BOOMS] 1437 01:13:37,870 --> 01:13:41,290 [SHIP AND SAIRA YELLING] 1438 01:13:42,670 --> 01:13:45,090 [BIRD SQUAWKING] 1439 01:13:45,710 --> 01:13:47,920 [SHIP COUGHING] 1440 01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:52,430 Oh, that does not sound good. 1441 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:55,140 What, me? No, I feel great. 1442 01:13:55,310 --> 01:13:56,310 [WHEEL CLANKS] 1443 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,690 Get outta here, go save your stupid ex-girlfriend. 1444 01:14:00,020 --> 01:14:01,690 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1445 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,190 Oh, and I guess, be careful, okay? 1446 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:06,780 Hey. 1447 01:14:07,150 --> 01:14:08,590 Thanks for being an ally back there. 1448 01:14:08,650 --> 01:14:10,780 [SHIP] Ew, what? I'm not gay. 1449 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,700 [TIMER BEEPS] 1450 01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:16,870 [KIKI GULPS] 1451 01:14:16,950 --> 01:14:19,790 [DRAMATIC WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING] 1452 01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:29,990 [MALIEN] Boys, I miss the thespian. 1453 01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:30,930 - Hey. - [MALIEN] What? 1454 01:14:31,010 --> 01:14:32,400 - [MALIEN] Oh, you shouldn't have-- - I've got the labrys. 1455 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:33,740 - Shouldn't have killed the thespian. - I miss that thespian. 1456 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:34,860 [LARRY] Shouldn't have killed the thespian. 1457 01:14:34,890 --> 01:14:36,200 They were putting on plays and stuff. 1458 01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:37,830 [LARRY] Why'd you tell him to kill the thespian? 1459 01:14:37,850 --> 01:14:41,140 I said, hey, I've got the labrys. 1460 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,270 - I remember specifically. - I fucking didn't. 1461 01:14:43,350 --> 01:14:46,480 They did my favourite one man show of "Book of Mormon." 1462 01:14:46,570 --> 01:14:47,570 [MALIEN] Yeah. 1463 01:14:47,610 --> 01:14:48,440 [MALIEN GASPS] 1464 01:14:48,530 --> 01:14:50,400 Our labrys is here! 1465 01:14:50,490 --> 01:14:53,660 - [MALIENS] Oh. - Our labrys is here! 1466 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,660 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, 1467 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:57,200 gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. [GRUNTS] 1468 01:14:57,330 --> 01:14:58,330 [SAIRA] Oh. 1469 01:14:58,950 --> 01:15:01,960 [MALIENS CHEERING] 1470 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,290 Now, let Kiki go. 1471 01:15:03,710 --> 01:15:07,420 Oh, gladly, terrible deal for you if you ask me, take her. 1472 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,420 Get her outta here, look at the labrys. 1473 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,510 [MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1474 01:15:19,310 --> 01:15:20,310 Hey. 1475 01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:23,560 You saved me. 1476 01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:28,110 I'm free! [LAUGHING] 1477 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,400 I'm finally free. 1478 01:15:31,150 --> 01:15:33,400 Oh God, I thought I was gonna die, whew. 1479 01:15:34,450 --> 01:15:39,160 You know, if we hurry, we could still go to the Lesbian Ball together. 1480 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:45,790 Yeah, I don't think so. 1481 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,170 [MALIEN] Ooh, rough. 1482 01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:49,840 But I came all this way for you. 1483 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:53,260 Yeah, well, you kind of got me into this mess. 1484 01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:56,470 But you said that maybe if I was different. 1485 01:15:58,180 --> 01:16:02,270 Listen, I'm so grateful you saved me. 1486 01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:04,480 I'm genuinely impressed you made it here. 1487 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,560 Mm-hmm. 1488 01:16:06,310 --> 01:16:11,280 But I don't owe you anything, nothing's changed. 1489 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,950 But, I have. 1490 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:20,290 Ugh, again, with the crying. 1491 01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:24,910 Look, I really don't want to be mean, 1492 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,250 but it never really made sense 1493 01:16:26,330 --> 01:16:28,670 that I was with you in the first place. 1494 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:29,840 You know what I mean? 1495 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,000 What's happening to it? 1496 01:16:31,090 --> 01:16:32,420 [MALIENS] Fuck! 1497 01:16:32,710 --> 01:16:35,300 What the hell, princess, we had a deal! 1498 01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:37,220 [SAIRA YELPS] 1499 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:39,680 I'm upset, fuck! 1500 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,430 - [MALIEN] Fuck! - [MALIEN] Fuck! 1501 01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:45,850 [SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING] 1502 01:16:47,150 --> 01:16:49,690 [KIKI SIGHS] 1503 01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:54,400 [SAIRA WHIMPERS] 1504 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,240 Huh? 1505 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,500 Huh. 1506 01:17:14,710 --> 01:17:17,590 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1507 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:21,050 [MONSTER] I knew you couldn't ignore me for long. 1508 01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:22,600 You haven't changed at all. 1509 01:17:23,510 --> 01:17:25,600 Get it into your thick head. 1510 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,850 You are not good enough for Kiki. 1511 01:17:28,690 --> 01:17:30,940 Without her, you're nothing. 1512 01:17:36,530 --> 01:17:37,860 That's not true. 1513 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,490 [MONSTER] Yes, it is. 1514 01:17:39,570 --> 01:17:42,370 Even your own moms don't like you. 1515 01:17:42,780 --> 01:17:45,370 Just stop it, stop criticising me. 1516 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,330 [MALIENS] What the fuck? 1517 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:51,130 [MONSTER] You disappoint everyone. 1518 01:17:51,210 --> 01:17:52,920 I'm just telling you how it is. 1519 01:17:53,340 --> 01:17:54,420 Are you? 1520 01:17:55,090 --> 01:17:58,840 Maybe my moms are just bad parents. 1521 01:17:58,930 --> 01:18:02,680 Maybe Kiki is actually a narcissistic asshole, 1522 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,600 and I deserve better. 1523 01:18:06,470 --> 01:18:08,060 I'm not always the problem. 1524 01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:10,350 [MONSTER] Yes you are. 1525 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:11,480 I don't think so. 1526 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,330 [MONSTER] You're a boring little wimp, and you know it. 1527 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,570 - Ah, shut the fuck up. - [SCREAMING] 1528 01:18:20,860 --> 01:18:21,700 [EXPLOSION BLASTS] 1529 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,990 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1530 01:18:34,290 --> 01:18:37,960 [UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES] 1531 01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:43,720 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1532 01:18:44,390 --> 01:18:46,100 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 1533 01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:48,100 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1534 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:53,100 Oh, good and great, you got it back, now hand it over. 1535 01:18:54,650 --> 01:18:55,650 No. 1536 01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:57,110 - What? - [MALIENS] What? 1537 01:18:57,610 --> 01:18:58,610 What? 1538 01:18:58,740 --> 01:19:00,030 But you said we could have it 1539 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:01,950 if we gave you the mean lady. 1540 01:19:02,030 --> 01:19:04,370 You can't have a lesbian and a lesbian thing. 1541 01:19:04,450 --> 01:19:05,620 That's too many-- 1542 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:06,530 - What? - Things, 1543 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,620 'Cause we don't have any-- 1544 01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:09,080 - [MALIENS] What? - What? 1545 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:11,160 [MALIEN SCREAMS] 1546 01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:14,540 I'm crying. [SCREAMS] 1547 01:19:14,630 --> 01:19:15,790 No, you're not. 1548 01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:18,380 - Aren't I? - No. 1549 01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,840 [MALIEN] We had a deal! 1550 01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,740 [SAIRA] Yeah, well, sometimes things don't work out 1551 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:24,760 how you want them to. 1552 01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:29,430 Oh, well we know that all too well. 1553 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,810 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1554 01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:34,900 [JOSH] Give it back, it's ours! 1555 01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:37,570 [JOSH LAUGHS] 1556 01:19:37,650 --> 01:19:39,650 Actually, it's mine. 1557 01:19:39,780 --> 01:19:42,280 Oh, oh. 1558 01:19:42,950 --> 01:19:45,740 [JOSH SCREAMING] 1559 01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:49,290 Why do you even need it? 1560 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:55,210 Well, because if we don't have your labrys 1561 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:59,500 to power our chick magnet, then... we'll never get hot chicks. 1562 01:19:59,590 --> 01:20:01,420 And we'll be losers forever. 1563 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:04,630 Wait, that's seriously why you want it? 1564 01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:10,520 We don't exactly have... chicks, knocking down our door. 1565 01:20:10,930 --> 01:20:13,430 - No. - I leave my door open, 1566 01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:15,600 and they still don't come through. 1567 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:21,320 Yeah, but all the chick magnets in the world won't help you. 1568 01:20:22,530 --> 01:20:24,740 I went through all of this. 1569 01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:29,620 And why, 'cause I wanted Kiki to love me? 1570 01:20:31,290 --> 01:20:34,580 But now I see my biggest problem... 1571 01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:37,710 was that I didn't even love myself. 1572 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:41,920 We deserve to love ourselves without a chick magnet 1573 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,550 or a hot as fuck girlfriend. 1574 01:20:45,630 --> 01:20:48,590 [ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1575 01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:52,850 Wow, I mean, no, you're full of shit. 1576 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:54,390 Get her, boys! 1577 01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:56,690 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1578 01:20:56,770 --> 01:20:59,610 [MALIEN LAUGHING] 1579 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:11,780 [MAGNET] Incoming chicks, incoming chicks. 1580 01:21:11,870 --> 01:21:16,040 Incoming chicks, incoming chicks, incoming chicks. 1581 01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:20,380 [CHICK SCREAMING] 1582 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:22,550 [BLOOD TRICKLING] 1583 01:21:22,630 --> 01:21:25,460 [LABRYS CLATTERS] 1584 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,340 [LARRY CLEARS THROAT] 1585 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:31,600 Wait, guys, I, I just had a random thought. 1586 01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:35,640 All the chick magnets in the world won't help us. 1587 01:21:36,890 --> 01:21:39,480 We went through all of this, and why? 1588 01:21:40,770 --> 01:21:43,190 Because we wanted chicks to love us. 1589 01:21:44,610 --> 01:21:50,780 But now I see our biggest problem is that we don't even love ourselves. 1590 01:21:50,870 --> 01:21:52,370 [MALIENS] Oh. 1591 01:21:52,530 --> 01:21:57,040 We deserve to love ourselves without a chick magnet, 1592 01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,120 or a hot as fuck girlfriend. 1593 01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:05,380 Wow, that was beautiful, bro. 1594 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,010 I'm proud of you, man. 1595 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,680 - You're so smart. - [LARRY] Thank you. 1596 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,930 God, you all deserve one another. 1597 01:22:13,010 --> 01:22:15,100 Shame you can't just date each other. 1598 01:22:21,350 --> 01:22:26,480 I mean, we would have the best time, 1599 01:22:26,570 --> 01:22:29,530 - like all the time. - [LAUGHING] 1600 01:22:29,610 --> 01:22:34,580 Yeah, and well, I guess they do say you should date your best friends. 1601 01:22:34,660 --> 01:22:36,140 - [MALIEN] Yeah. - Yeah, they do say that. 1602 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,450 And I hear, I hear sexuality is a bit of a spectrum. 1603 01:22:38,540 --> 01:22:39,460 - [MALIEN] It is. - [MALIEN] Can be. 1604 01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:40,410 - It is a spectrum. - You know what I mean? 1605 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,420 - [MALIEN] It is, it's a whole-- - Yeah. 1606 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,600 [MALIEN] It's a whole spectrum. 1607 01:22:43,630 --> 01:22:44,460 - Yeah. - [JOSH] So, you know. 1608 01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:46,300 Yeah, yeah. [JOSH] Put it out. 1609 01:22:46,380 --> 01:22:47,670 We would have the best time. 1610 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,420 Oh. [STAMMERS] 1611 01:22:49,550 --> 01:22:50,550 [KISS SMACKING] 1612 01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:52,550 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1613 01:22:52,970 --> 01:22:54,350 Hmm, oh, yeah. 1614 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:56,810 [KISS SMACKS] 1615 01:22:56,890 --> 01:22:59,270 [KISSES SMACK] 1616 01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:00,690 [KISSES SMACK] 1617 01:23:00,770 --> 01:23:02,850 - [MALIEN] Just, Larry. - [LARRY] Yeah. 1618 01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:04,820 [MALIEN] Just come over here for a second, yeah. 1619 01:23:04,900 --> 01:23:06,360 [KISSES SMACK] 1620 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:07,650 [LARRY] Okay, just a little. 1621 01:23:07,780 --> 01:23:09,070 [JOSH] Oh, yeah, oh yeah. 1622 01:23:09,190 --> 01:23:11,050 - [MALIEN] Can I just have a soft one? - [JOSH] Oh. 1623 01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:12,150 [KISSES SMACK] 1624 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:14,120 [MALIEN] Can you do the rough stuff with me? 1625 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,320 [JOSH] Come here, you. 1626 01:23:17,490 --> 01:23:19,120 [KIKI GRUNTING] 1627 01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,870 Let me in. 1628 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:25,130 [SHIP] I told you we're not going anywhere without Saira. 1629 01:23:25,210 --> 01:23:27,750 - [KIKI GRUNTING] - What are you doing? 1630 01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:29,510 Saira? 1631 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:34,090 Oh, thank God you're okay. [LAUGHS] 1632 01:23:34,890 --> 01:23:35,970 Mind if I... 1633 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:37,220 [TONGUE CLICKS] 1634 01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:38,260 bum a lift? 1635 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,350 Yeah, I just don't think that would really make sense. 1636 01:23:43,940 --> 01:23:45,540 - You know what I mean? - [KIKI CHUCKLES] 1637 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:48,570 Oh, come on, are you seriously mad at me? 1638 01:23:48,650 --> 01:23:50,740 - Yeah. - Fair. 1639 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:53,740 [SAIRA] You're looking better. 1640 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:56,820 [SHIP] Yeah, it was mostly just cum. 1641 01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,870 [SHIP HUMMING] 1642 01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:02,200 Oh, fuck, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1643 01:24:02,290 --> 01:24:05,000 [SHIP] We don't wanna ever see you again. 1644 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,000 [SAIRA] Oh, you can have this back. 1645 01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:11,590 I've never been more attracted to you. 1646 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,140 [SHIP] Where to now, Sasha? 1647 01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:17,260 Back to Clitopolis. 1648 01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,970 [SHIP] No. 1649 01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:22,680 Also, just as a heads up, it's Saira. 1650 01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,060 [SHIP] Oh my God. 1651 01:24:25,230 --> 01:24:27,060 Have I been saying it wrong the whole time? 1652 01:24:27,230 --> 01:24:29,570 That is so embarrassing. 1653 01:24:29,650 --> 01:24:31,960 I am so sorry, Saiyeera. 1654 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:33,100 [SAIRA] Saira. 1655 01:24:33,530 --> 01:24:34,670 [SHIP] That's what I'm saying. 1656 01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:37,370 [SAIRA] No, listen to what I'm saying. 1657 01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:45,210 ♪ Are you seriously friend zoning me ♪ 1658 01:24:45,290 --> 01:24:49,710 ♪ You can't be Seriously friend zoning me ♪ 1659 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,960 ♪ Say you don't even wanna be poly ♪ 1660 01:24:54,050 --> 01:24:58,140 ♪ I can't believe this, You're friendzoning me ♪ 1661 01:24:59,180 --> 01:25:00,600 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1662 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:04,520 ♪ You were my desire ♪ 1663 01:25:04,890 --> 01:25:09,560 ♪ My heart was up for hire ♪ 1664 01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:13,690 ♪ But you burned it down like fire ♪ 1665 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:19,120 ♪ Oh, you better watch out for Saira ♪ 1666 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:23,200 ♪ Yeah, you better watch out for Saira ♪ 1667 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:28,620 ♪ Well, you better watch out for Saira ♪ 1668 01:25:32,670 --> 01:25:35,840 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1669 01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:37,170 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1670 01:25:37,260 --> 01:25:40,090 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1671 01:25:40,430 --> 01:25:41,760 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1672 01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:42,720 ♪ Just because you ♪ 1673 01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:43,810 [SINGER VOCALISING] 1674 01:25:43,890 --> 01:25:46,350 ♪ Doesn't mean I owe you shit ♪ 1675 01:25:46,430 --> 01:25:48,440 ♪ Just because you shot your shot ♪ 1676 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,770 ♪ Doesn't mean that you get it ♪ 1677 01:25:50,860 --> 01:25:53,110 ♪ This isn't a transaction ♪ 1678 01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:55,480 ♪ Your kind of satisfaction ♪ 1679 01:25:55,570 --> 01:26:00,200 ♪ Doesn't buy you a fuck, I don't owe you shit ♪ 1680 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,580 ♪ Not in the friendzone ♪ 1681 01:26:03,660 --> 01:26:04,830 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1682 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:09,420 ♪ Don't believe it, Asshole, you're not a nice guy ♪ 1683 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:10,620 ♪ You don't get to ♪ 1684 01:26:10,710 --> 01:26:14,040 [SINGER VOCALISING] 1685 01:26:14,130 --> 01:26:16,340 ♪ Just because you pretend to care ♪ 1686 01:26:16,420 --> 01:26:18,760 ♪ Doesn't mean I drop my pants ♪ 1687 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:21,090 ♪ This isn't a transaction ♪ 1688 01:26:21,180 --> 01:26:23,550 ♪ Your kind of satisfaction ♪ 1689 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:27,850 ♪ Doesn't buy you a fuck, I don't owe you shit ♪ 1690 01:26:27,930 --> 01:26:31,480 ♪ Not in the friendzone ♪ 1691 01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:32,560 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1692 01:26:32,650 --> 01:26:37,280 ♪ Don't believe it, asshole, you're not a nice guy ♪ 1693 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:40,700 ♪ Not in the friendzone ♪ 1694 01:26:40,780 --> 01:26:41,990 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1695 01:26:42,070 --> 01:26:46,620 ♪ Don't believe it, asshole, you're not a nice guy ♪ 1696 01:26:46,700 --> 01:26:50,160 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1697 01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:51,330 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1698 01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:54,670 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1699 01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,420 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1700 01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:59,010 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1701 01:26:59,090 --> 01:27:01,590 ♪ Saira, there she goes ♪ 1702 01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:04,050 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1703 01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:07,720 ♪ There she goes, oh, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1704 01:27:07,810 --> 01:27:11,060 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1705 01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:14,520 ♪ Yeah, well I'm so done ♪ 1706 01:27:14,610 --> 01:27:15,610 ♪ Woo ♪ 116598

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