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Sweet, sweet, sexy, like love.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy like love.

Oh, sweet, sweet, sexy, like love.

Swimmer!

Rocking chair.

I'm gonna rock my side neck like you were on a boat.

Man.

Helicopter.

Hear him up.

You know, I go through all the, you know,

the noises and sounds and that type of thing.

And he's going through changes and I'm actually just calm.

I could be, you know, looking at my watch, telling the time.

Thinking about what I'm gonna cook for breakfast.

You're not listening.

We're supposed to do two positions.

Well, how long is it gonna take you to do one of these?

Until he yells cut.

Come on, you're wasting your time.

This morning I had a long talk with Reverend Sutton.

He says his hands are tied in dealing with these conservative whites.

He calls them head bobbing hypocrites.

Guy tells me he can get all the money he can to make a pornographic movie,

but he can't get a damn dime to set up a ghetto art class.

Man, what can I say?

You don't have to say nothing.

In with the good air.

Out with the bad.

In with the good air.

In.

Out.

In.

And out.

Yeah, that's it.

So I told the Reverend.

I take the money we can make on this show and lay it on him.

Man, I don't give a shit what happens to the white folks.

But I ain't burning them either.

I'm just interested in making that goddamn dollar work for us.

The thinker!

The brother there.

I want to put him in his own playboy jet.

And that sister out there, I want to make her the first lady in the White House.

Are you up to that?

I want to take good black tits, cunts, dicks, pricks,

and make him into a good-time, money-making, good show.

Oh, my goodness.

Jason, get in the finale.

That's it.

I'm all through for the day.

That's it.

That's it.

All of you out.

No more.

That's it.

That's all.

I'm not taking anybody else.

I can't come back tomorrow.

Come back any time after 9.

All right?

I can't.

I can't.

Can't you see my act now?

Give the kid a chance, Harlow.

Do you fuck on stage?

No.

That's just what I thought.

Don't need any bare-ass dancers.

I sing.

I don't need any singers.

And strip?

And I don't need no strippers.

Well, what's the matter?

What are you standing there for?

Out.

I'll play for you.

Give the kid a chance, Harlow.

You sing like that, ain't nobody gonna use you.

Sing from that black throat of yours.

Okay?

Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Make me the family way.

Open up wide like this.

Now that's how wide you gotta open up.

Do it right this time, Jason.

Touch me again.

Here.

Here.

Oh, touch me again.

Where it feels good.

Oh, just touch me again.

Where it feels good.

Oops.

Take my face, and let's go.

Feels

good, I'll just touch me again.

Me again, here.

And touch me again, there.

And touch me again, everywhere.

And touch me again where it feels good.

And touch me again where it feels very good.

And touch me again, in the samemit.

Sereenia.

That's there.

In the samemit.

Really.

It's just there.

Here to see Rodgers?

Mr. Rodgers isn't seeing anybody.

Just tell your Mr. Rodgers Arlo's here, okay?

I'm eating my lunch.

I don't work on my lunch hour.

You know something?

Your hair would look much prettier if you just pushed it up.

You're not going in here.

Does that rat hole slumlord pay you to lay your body in front of doors?

I'm warning you.

I have a brown belt.

Easy.

Much, much sexier.

Yeah.

Go try your lines somewhere else, creep.

Boy, he's really fucked your head up, hasn't he?

Peace.

Local ordinance requires... me to tell you... that my hands are deadly weapons.

I bet you got deadly thighs, too.

But I'm warning you.

I'm a black belt.

Listen.

Is this too much?

Now you be cool.

I'm gonna leave you be.

I'm not gonna mess with you no more.

Wait a minute.

You mean you're not gonna rape me?

Rape you?

I'm here to see your boss.

He's not here.

He's out collecting rents in Harlem.

Oh, is that right?

It's his time of the month.

Oh, is that right?

Now come here...

before I put a karate chop on your cock.

Oh, you want it, huh?

You want it, huh?

Okay.

All right.

You're no good, bitch.

Good to you?

Good to you?

Good?

Ah, you look good, huh?

Looking well?

Ah...

How was that?

Oh, deeper.

Deeper?

Deeper.

Deeper, yeah.

So you want it harder, deeper, huh?

How's this?

How's this, sister?

I love your cock.

What do you do, huh?

Give it deeper.

Deeper?

So long, bitch.

Enjoy your lunch.

See you later.

Hello.

Arlo?

Lila.

Oh, yeah, honey, I remember you.

Yeah, you been practicing?

Good, good.

Yeah, your auditioning number was pretty nice.

Yeah, when you came down and gave me hard, baby,

that was the ultimate, you know what I mean?

I'd love to see your cock again.

Oh, you know it's the most beautiful cock in the world.

I'd like to have it right here, right now.

Just riding it.

But what you gotta do is keep it up.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah, just think of me.

Yeah, moisture those big lips of yours.

Yeah, take my cock in your mouth.

Right.

That's right.

Just imagine me in your big pussy.

Yeah.

Chris.

Chris, come here a minute.

You've gotta hear this.

Wow.

I don't believe it.

What is it?

Some guy turning his chick on.

Listen to this conversation.

Yeah, I took the head and licked out real hard.

I think it's working.

Yeah, lick my balls.

Don't forget that.

Ooh, is that sexy.

Why doesn't it go down?

They're separated by telephone lines.

He's one place and she's another.

Okay, don't let me out now.

Just slide it in and out.

Does it feel good to you?

Oh.

This is getting me horny.

I want you real nice and firm.

Now, I want to get right into that stuff of yours.

Yeah, just kiss me all over.

Lick my balls, baby.

Lick my ass.

You can be right then.

Who is it?

Hello, anyone home?

Yeah.

I'm back here.

Come on in.

Don't look so shocked, honey.

Just come on in and have a seat.

I'll be through in a second.

I'll tend to you later.

All right?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Ooh, don't it feel good?

Just ease it in and ease it out.

Oh, ooh, don't pull too hard.

You're gonna hurt me.

Okay, keep looking at the head.

Hold on just a second.

What's the matter, baby?

You look like you got a bowl of chitlin' stuffed up your ass.

Have a seat.

Be comfortable.

Knock yourself out.

Yeah.

Yeah, just lay back.

Easy.

What is it you said you wanted?

Hi.

My name is Helen Gurley Black and I'm doing a survey.

Heavy.

It's a survey for the International Black

Cooker's Manual and Entertainment Quarterly.

Really?

Well, you follow me, okay?

Well, what is it?

What is it?

Well, I'm just doing a survey.

Uh, a survey on soul foods.

What type of foods do you like to eat?

Nam going on.

What type of soul foods do you like to eat?

You have got to be kidding me.

Um...

Potato salad.

Hog mugs, codont dreams.

What?

You know.

Hey, what are you doing?

Mr.

Rose, just a moment.

Mr. Rose is busy.

Mr. Twang.

No.

Yes, I know.

It's been very busy for us.

I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck you, Mr. Paley.

See the sign of a churchman.

Yeah!

See the sign of a churchman.

Yeah!

See the sign of a churchman.

Yeah!

Yes, Lord, time is drawing nigh.

Let's do it one more time.

Let's get some pep into this time.

Let's do it.

I want to get out of here tonight.

See the sign of a churchman.

Yeah!

See the sign of a churchman.

Yeah!

See the sign in a fig tree.

Yes, Lord, time is drawing nigh.

Right into the next song.

Give me that old time religion.

Give me that old time religion.

Give me that old time religion.

All right, that will be it for tonight, girls.

Right.

May God bless you.

And I'll see you all on church Sunday.

And may Jesus walk with you all the way.

Hallelujah!

Reverend?

Yes, ma'am.

What?

What's wrong with you, Lila?

You've lost that old confidence in yourself?

Don't you know that if you help yourself, the good Lord will help you all the way?

You've got to stand on your own two feet.

And once you get there, the Lord will help you to stay, Lila.

I have a show I have to sing Saturday.

And I don't think I'm good enough.

Bullshit, old Lord.

Forgive me, Jesus.

But plenty of bullshit you can sing.

Open your mouth, child, and let it flow.

And the good Lord will help the good times to roll.

Wait a minute.

Hold it just a minute, please.

I'll be right back.

I hear the Lord will call it.

Be right out.

The Reverend doesn't understand.

I've got to do more than sing.

Gee, I'm not going to get in on that.

I don't think that man needs anybody else for the show.

Yeah, there are three of us, three sisters, just like we sing in church.

Well, I haven't told you all the time.

What is it?

Oh, I've got my... Oh, Lord, I don't know.

Are you bleeding?

No, I'm not bleeding, sweet Jesus.

Somebody get a doctor.

Get a doctor.

I'll go.

I'll go.

Oh, get a doctor.

Don't bleed.

Oh, I'm not bleeding on anything.

Don't bleed.

No, I didn't breathe something.

I've got my fucking... Oh, Lord, I've got my fucking prayer card in my zipper.

God, forgive me.

Oh, no, don't touch it.

Oh.

Oh, yes, that hurts.

Oh, you don't know.

You've never had it, don't you?

Oh, I didn't tell my tinham a refrigerator door.

Oh.

Oh.

Just show me your head.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Right here.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey, Mr. Rogers.

How you doing?

Coffee?

No coffee.

Sugar?

No coffee.

Cream?

No coffee.

Here's your coffee.

I said no coffee.

I don't care how many people are waiting outside the line to get their rocks off.

I want my dough before the show starts.

No bucks, no money.

No fucks.

Why don't I turn you on to Arlie?

Don't try to seduce me, man.

Mr. Rogers, you're so uptight.

I'm sure we can work something up.

I'm no faggot, man.

No offense if you are.

Well, you'll just have to wait.

Man, I'm not going to wait.

And the cops are going to find out about this anyway.

Man, where do you think you're going?

Get your hands off me, Tar Baby.

You dirty black motherfucker.

Don't, don't, don't you do that again.

Ow, my face.

Not my face.

Here.

I like it here.

You like it there, huh?

Oh, yes.

Feels good, huh?

Oh, yes.

Come on in.

Come on, come on, come on.

Thank you.

Uh-huh.

Thank you.

Uh-huh.

I'll give you one.

Hello, sexy.

Hope you enjoy the show.

Now, Mr. Rogers, you and your secretary have both been fucked.

Isn't there anything better at the Radio City Musical?

I really don't think the Rockettes are up to

doing the kind of things we're going to see here.

Okay.

Hi, honey.

I meant to talk with you before.

I mean, all the other girls are always such big girls and I'm such a damn small guy.

Do you think they... would you like to put your hands in my pants?

Honey, I've got to save myself for the show and put my makeup on.

You don't understand my problem.

I had a girl once.

She was fine.

Oh, my God.

She had large boobs and, well, anyway, I would see her

every night and we would sit on the couch and just make out.

Boy.

And she can grind and just make you... Oh, my goodness.

Well, this went on for a couple of weeks and I

tried to get up enough courage to try and fuck her.

So I kissed her and put my hand on her skirt and she

looked up at me with a smile and I just knew I can get it.

So I took my dick out.

I just ripped it around and it got hard.

Got big groove.

Got big.

Then I stick my other hand up her crotch and...

She had a dick and balls and everything.

Lila.

Lila.

You're a lovely girl and everything.

Well, let me hold you.

Kiss me.

Let me feel you.

Feel me, Lila.

Lila.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Why does everything have to happen to me?

I'm a sickie.

You're a crazy guy.

Disgusting.

That's what I am.

Disgusting.

All those years wasted.

Disgusting.

I'm disgusting.

It's over now.

You're normal.

Do you think my dick is small?

No, it's normal.

Honest to God.

It's big.

It's real.

It's really something.

Yeah.

I guess it is something.

It's beautiful.

That's not ordinary fat you're looking at.

This is pure love muscle.

I know.

I never thought you'd like me.

That's why.

I like you.

I like what you do.

You really

do.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila She's warm to your touch Affectionate to your desires

Loves when there's lovin' to be done So beware, beware of Lila Sweet, sweet,

sexy Lila Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila Sweet,

sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila She's got a move for every

groove Watch out She can make a man sweet around ya.

She's a constant wreck to his mind.

So watch out, yeah.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Oh, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sexy Lila.

Music

Having a good time?

Well, you're on in two minutes.

Come on, let's go.

This morning with a smile on my face Yes, I slept, I slept with a man last night

And hanging up, honey, easy Sit me down, sit me down Sit me down, sit me down

Baby, I said I remember all of my sighs And I remember the

experience of my eyes Looking, oh, just looking at your thighs And

hanging up, honey, easy Sit me down, sit me down Sit me down, sit me down

Soon it's tonight again And I can't wait to turn And soon the night is here again

And I just can't wait, no, no To turn you on

Baby, cause I sleep Yes, I sleep with a man again

Take my coat

Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down

Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down Sit me down

That's a fiver, not a c-note.

Hey, don't.

I just want to watch.

You gotta kick

up me, lying down beside ya.

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.

Sugar, don't you know, virtue ain't my style.

Cause holding you is on my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind.

I'm on the inside, I'm on the outside, on the outside.

So won't you come, come inside, my love, my love, my love.

I'm coming, I'm coming, bro, I'm wearing the blue.

I'm coming, bro, I'm wearing the blue.

Let me make you happy, honey, I don't need no more.

But four nights in the evening, and you're mine, oh mine.

I'm on the inside, I'm on the outside, on the outside.

So won't you come, come inside, my love, my love, my love.

I'm coming, I'm coming,

bro, I'm wearing the blue.

You've got soul, baby, so raise a fist and raise a flag.

But don't neglect this child.

Me down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.

I'm on the inside, I'm on the outside.

So won't you come, come inside, my love, my love, my love.

I'm coming, I'm

coming, bro, I'm wearing the blue.

Tickets.

Tickets.

My, my, my, my, this lady here is a winner.

Don't you want to know what you win, sweetheart?

Here you go.

We're getting out of here.

Come on, guys... All the time.

I'm the punkt of no return.

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