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Original subtitles

Hop on the Holiday Jolly Day Tour Bus!

Go where the wild giggles grow.

Where snickers are blooming and belly laughs booming.

And have lots of fun as you go, we bet.

Hop, hop, hop, here comes the bus.

Chug, chug, hop, hop, squeeze.

It won't forget, it runs alas.

Sing another verse now, please.

Take the Holiday Jolly Day Tour Bus.

Don't pass the Grand Canyon by.

When you holler hello, I've heard it is so.

The echo comes back, goodbye.

Hop, hop, hop, here comes the bus.

Chug, chug, hop, hop, squeeze.

It won't forget, it runs alas.

Sing another verse now, please.

Hop on the Holiday Jolly Day Tour Bus.

Go where the wild, wild giggles grow.

Where snickers are blooming and belly laughs booming.

And have lots of fun as you go.

Hop, hop, hop, Holiday Jolly Day Tour Bus.

Chug, chug, hop, Holiday Jolly Day Tour Bus.

And have a good time.

Have a good time as you go.

Hey,

hey, hey, the Dome of the Spruce Goose.

Yogi Bear's Holiday Jolly Day Tours did it again.

What did he do?

Got us where he said he would.

Where we were supposed to be.

Here, the right place even.

And we only got lost five times.

Four if you don't count Pismo Beach.

Believe me, son, Pismo Beach don't count.

It's getting late, Yogi, let's go.

Right you are, Boo-Boo.

Gosh, California sure is pretty.

Quick draw, McGraw.

The sunshine, the ocean, them trees with the pointy leaves.

Quick draw, McGraw.

And everybody knows your name.

He's here, Yogi.

I'm not so sure about that, Huck.

Huckleberry Hound.

I'm here, I guess.

That's a good guess, Huck.

Snagglepuss.

Guilty as charged, your honor.

Tis I, tis me.

The very same, even.

Oggy Doggy.

Oggy Doggy is right here with my dear old Doggy Daddy.

In person?

I don't believe I caught your name.

There it is, right there, Boo-Boo.

Right you are, Boo-Boo.

With a bee and a noo and a boo-poopy-doo.

All present and accounted for.

Attention.

To the spruce goes forward march.

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

You're gonna have to hurry.

It's almost closing time.

Not to worry.

This is the Quicky Quicky Tour.

In and about, round and out, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Mind if I ask a stupid question?

I don't think that'd surprise anyone.

Thank you.

What exactly is this here spruce goose we come to see?

Welcome to the home of the spruce goose.

The largest plane ever built.

And more unusual, the body of this plane is built entirely of wood.

Here is the actual film of its only flight 40 years ago.

The pilot is Howard Hughes, the man who built the spruce goose.

And now, here it is for you to see for yourself.

The world's largest aircraft.

The one and only spruce goose.

Goosh.

It sure is cute, ain't it?

It's gigantic, stupendous.

Bigger than a bread box even.

They say its wings are longer than a football field, dear old dad.

That's amazing.

But who wants to play football on the wing of an airplane?

Especially when it's flying?

This way, if you please.

Stay close behind me.

We don't want anyone getting lost.

Especially you.

I resemble that remark, boo-boo.

I have a native animal instinct.

I'm never lost.

Now, man, onward and upward.

Let's go, go, go.

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

Gee.

Sorry, old buddy, but my go, go, go just went, went, went.

But look, boo-boo.

A genuine shortcut for us touristy type tours.

But Yogi... Trust me, boo-boo.

I'll avoid this first goosey.

In a moment, you won't believe your eyes.

You're right.

I don't believe my eyes.

Because they ain't seeing nothing.

I'll open the door and shed some light on the situation here.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Yogi, you all right?

Light another match, I can't see a thing.

Light another match, snagglepuss.

You okay, Yogi?

Cancel the tour, boo-boo.

I can't see a thing.

Anyone got a nail file?

A hairpin?

A can opener, even?

Uh...

Yo!

Nice catch, quick drawer.

You're rootin' tootin' welcome, partner.

Don't panic, men.

Jolly Day Tours has a contingency plan for just such an emergency.

It's time for one concentrated effort.

Ready?

Closing time, everybody out.

Okay, gang, here we go with plan B.

On the count of three, we go.

Yogi, my son, I appreciate your spirit, but...

You are right, oh thoughtful and considerate dad.

One.

I'll just wait over here out of harm's way, oh father of mine.

That's my obedient son.

Two.

Is this okay, dad?

Whoops.

Golly.

Three.

Charge.

Uh, I think I found a way out.

Now he tells us.

Step right this way, troop.

Your trusty guide will have you out of here in a jiffy.

Get a load of this place.

Why, it's bigger than the Orpheum, even.

Oopsy-Daisy now.

Just a step or two and we'll be... lost?

Did you say we're lost, Yogi?

No, I said not all is lost, Boo-Boo.

I've guided us to the control room.

I'll have us out of here in half a second.

Gosh, what a fancy aerial plane.

Haven't Samarga tried?

I feel just like an astronaut.

Gee, how's a guy to know which thingamajig opens the door?

I don't know, Yogi.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Eeny, meeny, miny, more, which button will open the door?

Oogie my boy, I got a feeling this is one door

we're getting more than our money's worth.

Hmm, nothing is working down here.

I wonder if any of these switches work.

I give up.

I must have pushed everything on this dashboard.

Accept, accept, one.

Bingo!

Oh, hello, Yogi.

Gee, Yogi, sure giving us a super tour.

What a stupendous production.

It sure is.

Dang if it don't feel like we're a ballerina.

Yogi, we're moving through something.

In case you ever noticed, old buddy, I did.

Whoa!

You can say that again.

Whoa!

Whoa!

These are the best special effects I've ever seen.

Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey, you can look up now, little guy.

It isn't scary anymore.

I believe you, but my body doesn't.

Relax, Boop.

Enjoy the special effects.

Those Bruce Goose people sure put on a good show.

It feels like we're really moving, doesn't it?

It even looks like we're moving.

If it feels like we're moving, and it looks like we're moving,

I got a strange idea, Yogi.

I think we're moving.

Ridiculous, Boop.

It's just an optical illusion.

Yogi, yow!

I gotta admit, that's the best optical delusion I ever saw.

Where are you going?

To get the rest of the gang.

They're missing all the fun.

You can't leave.

You're the pilot.

You gotta steer.

Those things don't really work, Boo-Boo.

They're just part of the show.

See?

Be right back.

Hey, so tell me, how do you like the tour so far?

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Is it over?

Can we go home now?

I echo those sentiments in extreme exactitude.

That's my dear old daddy who said that.

And that goes double for me too.

Me three.

Quadruple even.

Do I detect an undercurrent of dissatisfaction amongst the troops?

I couldn't have put it better myself if I only knew what he was talking about.

It's more than an undercurrent.

It's a groundswell.

A tidal wave even.

Dang it all, Yogi.

We wanna know what's going on.

Uh, that is what we wanna know, ain't it?

Yeah!

Yogi!

Yogi!

You guys, look at Boob here.

A satisfied passenger on this holiday jolly day tour.

Is he yelling and screaming like it's the end of the world?

Yogi!

Yogi!

What is it, Boob?

It's the end of the world.

We're gonna crash into the bridge.

You see?

We're just gonna crash into the... whoops.

Yep, that's the bridge all righty.

Well, let's see what this does.

Whoa!

There.

Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Whoa!

Another example of perfect coordination.

And dumb luck.

Look out!

We're gonna crash!

Well, hey!

Yogi's flying the spruce goose.

It appears this better-than-average bear is also your better-than-average flyboy.

Uh, flybear.

Yogi, this isn't special effects.

You're really flying.

So?

You don't know how to fly a plane.

Shh.

You know it, and I know it.

But don't tell the spruce goose.

Relax, Booboo.

Enjoy.

Put on some music.

This is a night to remember.

Boo!

Look, Yogi.

Star dust.

Naturally, Boo.

You're with a star.

We're all stars, Yogi.

That's my son who said that.

Look-a there, Oggie.

That there's the doggie star.

Take a look at that there Sagittarius, quick.

Well, what do you know?

That's such a whatchamacallit sure looks familiar.

Look, Ogg.

A miracle.

A heavenly mirage, even.

I'm finally up there in light.

Hold on there, you horse thief.

Wow.

Yogi's jolly day tours sure beats all.

Stupendous, even.

But what's he gonna do for an encore?

Furkin, Furkin, Murkin.

Tenex to Gygax.

Prepare for invasion.

Earth is hopeless.

Atlant Scouts Murkin and Furkin will take over the United States of California.

Murkin and Furkin.

You and me.

Goodie, good, good.

We will now transform to Earth people so we can mingle among them undetected.

Goodie, good, good.

Stand by for...

What was that?

I didn't see anything.

No, that's why we almost hit it.

Furkin?

That's Murkin.

That's us.

Invade New Jersey.

An incredible ice storm has marooned thousands of animals at the South Pole.

They're landlocked, unable to get food.

Penguins, seals, polar bears, all trapped by

the most powerful arctic storm in history.

Every rescue attempt has failed.

No one can get through.

Boo-boo, they haven't counted on a spruce goose.

Yogi, where are we going?

See that herd of pelicans flying out there, Poop?

We're doing what they and all the other birds do.

We're flying to the South Pole for the winter.

Birds fly south where it's warm, Yogi, not to the South Pole.

The South Pole is the winter.

Ice storms, blizzards, we'll freeze to death.

We'll get sniffles even.

Achoo already.

Listen again, boys and bears.

Thousands of animals in the South Pole are doomed to starvation.

A sudden shift in the ice pack has blocked their lanes to the sea.

They are completely surrounded and cut off from all food supply.

Only a miracle can save them.

In case you didn't know, every Yogi Bear Holiday

Jolly Day Tour comes with miracles included.

No extra charge.

How much is a tour without miracles?

You couldn't afford it.

Ouch!

Hey, we hit a pothole in the sky.

Better fasten our seatbelts.

And tell the others to buckle up too.

Good thinking, Co-Pilot Booburino.

Let's see, which one turns on the fasten seatbelt sign?

That's not it.

Not that one either.

Whoa!

Attention, please.

This is your captain speaking.

We might be encountering mild turbulence.

That's a pilot talk for dipsy-doos and loopty-loops.

So I suggest you fasten your seatbelts.

Sure is nice of you to warn us like that, Yogi.

Yeah, but I got a question.

Shoot, any more of them loopty-loops and dipsy-doos... and I just might do that.

My question is, if you're a captain, who's flying the plane?

Good question.

You heard of the automatic pilot?

Well, when I'm with you, the spruce goose is an automatic boo-boo.

Of course, naturally.

What else, even?

Makes sense to me.

Sure do.

Hi, boo-boo.

I got another question.

Since you're both out here, I guess the plane is set on automatic crash landing?

Harder, Yogi, harder!

I am!

I am!

We made it!

And what's more, we made it to the right place.

Look!

What do you know?

It's a sign.

It says, welcome, you all.

Yep, that's a sign, you all.

Is that your heart pounding with excitement, Boo?

I don't know what it is, Yogi.

Can't see too well from here, Boo.

Have somebody stick his head out and look around.

I'll do it.

I love anything to do with the South.

What do you see, Huck?

You see the marooned animals, Huck?

Huck?

Huck?

Well, look what we have here.

A frozen popsicle.

Popsicle, get it?

Popsicle.

I got it.

Now how do I get rid of it?

Herb and Ferb and Purplebeard.

I can't make out what he's saying.

He said, Herb and Ferb and Purplebeard.

What does that mean?

We'll find out in a second.

You're looking at the fastest hammer in the West.

Are you all right, Huck?

Herb and Ferb and Purplebeard.

I told you that's what he said.

But what does it mean?

There's a baby pelican out there on the Burfle Bay.

I mean, on the wing.

And he's hurt.

You're right, Huck.

There is a baby pelican bird out there.

I bet he's been making those bumpy bumps.

And he does look hurt.

Oh, boy.

You better believe it.

There's no way we can go out and get the little fella, is there?

Of course not.

Ridiculous.

Beyond possible.

Beyond beyond, even.

Sure there is, Mr. Snagglepuss.

That's my boy, you faggot.

With these.

Ah, plungers.

My thought exactly.

On the nose.

On the button.

On the wing, even.

Huh?

That's my line.

Everybody wants to get into the act.

Well, here goes.

Hang on, little birdie.

I'm a-comin'.

I'm a-comin'.

I'm a-comin' for to carry you home.

He's got him!

Yeah!

Tape.

String.

Tape.

String.

Sandpaper.

Sandpaper.

More string.

Sandpaper.

More string.

Hammer and saw.

Hammer and saw.

All right, glue.

Super or not so super.

Super.

Super-duper, even.

Finished.

Give her a flip-flop, little birdie, and see how she feels.

I can fly.

I can fly.

Thank you, doc.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Now I can join my mommy in Miami for the winter.

You're welcome to stay with us.

We're flying south, too.

Thanks to all the same fellas, but I want my mommy.

Ain't that cute.

Okey-dokey, little buckaroo.

Here goes.

Hey.

We did it, Boo.

Not only did we help another human be an animal bird creature...

But we also got rid of those bumpity-bump noises.

Boo-boo, let's rally the troops and see what's going on.

I think we're getting closer.

Good guess, Quick-throw.

Everybody stand back.

I'm scared, dear old dad.

Me, too.

Anything could be in there.

An alien?

A monster?

A slimy, gooey monster.

A creature from a black, slimy, gooey lagoon.

A little boy, even.

Take that back, Buzzface, before I slough you.

I'm a girl.

A girl?

You want to make something of it?

Good.

Now, where does a woman go to freshen up around here?

Can you imagine?

She's been locked in here all this time.

No wonder she wanted to freshen up.

If you ask me, she's pretty fresh already.

My name is Snagglepuss.

Right this way, you little delicate blossom, you.

I may be little snag, but I'm no delicate blossom.

That's for darn sure.

I can talk about myself that way.

But when you say it, you better smile, partner.

Okey-dokey, little lady.

Do does you.

Oh, that ain't fair.

You can't smile and talk at the same time.

And you can't whistle Dixie, neither.

I could always whistle Dixie.

Easy.

Simmer, simmer.

Relax, even.

What she means is, she's a girl-type female woman person...

and wants a little respect.

Right?

I'm a W-O-M-A-N woman.

Yeah!

Good for you, Bernice.

Bravo.

Bravoissimo, even.

Bernice?

Her name is Bernice?

Right.

And if anybody calls me Bernie, I'll slug them.

Cease, desist, and stop, even.

Violence never settled anything.

Yeah?

Well, tell that to the last kid who called me Bernie.

Hey, everybody getting pelty-welty?

Not exactly wetly.

Take the wheel, boob.

I believe my better-than-average wisdom is needed here.

Bernice was just gonna tell us how come she's here.

Right, Bernice?

Well, I was on the spruce goose tour with my

parents, got lost, and woke up locked in that room.

Sounds like she made the same dumb mistake we did.

Mistake?

I beg to disagree, contrary-wise, my friends.

We're here by cosmic chance, off on a great adventure.

A magical mystery of mercy.

Huh?

Say that again.

I can't.

He simply reiterated that we both goofed it.

Yogi!

Yogi!

Come here!

Captain Yogi here, Co-Pilot Boo-Boo.

Look over yonder.

Over yonder.

Nicely put.

It's the landlocked animals we've been looking for, dear old dad.

That's my boy, you said that.

Hungry.

I think they're all hungry.

And they can't get to the ocean.

The ice has sealed off the seals.

Well, we're gonna unseal them.

Fasten your seatbelts, boys and bears.

And who else, Fuzzy?

Gee, boys, bears, and Bernice.

That's better.

We're going in.

Das Briscoes is gonna turn them loose.

Go, go, Yogi.

That's our captain speaking.

Who else?

The brown bear himself.

Yogi, what are we gonna do?

We're gonna crack through the ice and open a channel to the ocean.

But that ice is ten, maybe twenty feet thick.

Thirty, even.

Gosh, Yogi, it can't be done.

If this is the plan that couldn't be built, it ought to do things that can't be done.

Right.

Happy landing.

Hey, get out of the way.

Yay.

Yoshi, no, and away we go.

Whoa.

Hey, what did I say?

You're doing it, Yogi.

You're doing it.

Hip, hip.

Hooray.

Hip, hip.

Hooray.

Hip, uh... Hip, uh... Hooray.

Guess I'm a hero type.

You're a hero type, all right.

When did you know we could do it, Yogi?

Right after we did it, Augie.

But now we better buckle up and get out of here before... Hold it.

Huh?

We can't go yet.

Look.

You're right.

We gotta save these little guys in the fancy suits.

They can't get to land because they're surrounded by sharks.

But how do we save a whole herd of penguins?

Surrounded by ferocious sharks, even.

I'll have to put on my better than average thinking cap.

I know how we can save them.

But you probably wouldn't take an idea from a girl.

I'm an open-minded bear.

Okay.

Well, then here's my idea.

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, you guys!

Over here!

On the double!

All right!

What?

Easy, Bernice.

It's slippery out there.

Bernice?

Bernice?

Bernice!

Bernice!

Bernice!

Oh, no!

Where did Bernice go?

This is terrible!

This is awful!

A catastrophe!

It's a lot worse down here!

Huh?

This is becoming another remake of Draws!

Bernice!

Hey, you're okay!

Bernice!

Come on down!

Join me for a bite!

Hold on, Bernice, baby.

I'll have you up in a swifty-chiffy.

I told you not to call me Bernice!

That goes for you, too, buster!

Sorry, Bernice.

Here we go.

Careful, remember what you told me.

It's slippery up there.

Not to worry, little one.

We bears are among the most sure-footed of all creatures.

Oops!

So much for sure-footed creatures.

Thanks, Yogi!

Yogi?

Yogi!

Hey, you guys!

Make bigger circles!

Hang on, Yogi!

It's my turn for a good turn!

I suppose you're hungry.

Me, too.

What do they keep the picnic baskets around here?

Sheesh!

First it's penguins, then it's little girls, now it's bears.

You'll eat anything, won't you?

I'm going for help!

Hang on tight!

I'm hanging on tight, and I'm sliding down fast!

Hey, hey, hey!

Blah, blah, blah!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Now I know what a hamster feels like!

Come on, quick, draw a movement!

Yogi needs help!

Hold on, Normacy!

I don't take a hankering to your newfangled, cushy ways!

How about an old-fashioned bop on the beat?

Well, that's different, as long as Yogi needs help.

Let's go!

Hold on there, partner!

I'll have you up in a minute!

You want to help, Yogi?

Easy, a snap, a mere snip-snap, I might say.

How?

Just turn on the propeller, and it'll swing him back on up.

I'll show you!

Demonstrate, even!

A flip of this, a flap of that!

Put her there, pal!

Hey, hey, hey!

Quick thinking, quick draw!

A turn of this, a twist of that!

Come on, let's go back in!

I'm freezing!

Me too, but first I gotta do something!

Better luck next time, you wild and crazy bear-eaters!

And now, we push this red one here!

Sure, indeed, is a real friend in need!

A big buddy!

Ah, well, we'll tell!

Thanks a bunch!

Yep, most of the boys, partner!

Spruce goes to South Polk at 12th hour, ready for takeoff!

Firkin!

Firkin, Merkin!

Telex to Gygax!

Prepare for invasion of Earth by sea!

Earth is hopeless!

Advanced Scouts Merkin and Firkin will take over abandoned ocean liner!

It carries only weird Earth creatures!

Merkin and Firkin, you and me, that's good!

But what about that great big flying thing we saw before?

That, you know... Shh!

There is no giant flying thing!

No, you know!

We imagined it!

Gygax demands we conquer Earth or we are doomed!

Gygax!

Gygax!

Go!

Go!

Go!

I still think I saw the giant, you know what?

An ocean liner loaded with animals is adrift in the Selman Sea!

The criminal poachers who illegally trapped the animals have abandoned the ship!

Leading hundreds of poor creatures of the wild to their doom on the high seas!

Wrong, Mr. Announcer!

Co-pilot Boo-Boo?

I know, Captain Yogi!

Head for the Selman Sea!

Boo-Boo's the best!

Where is it, Yogi?

Where is the Selman Sea?

You don't know and I don't know!

But I'll bet you a billion bazoos the spruce goose'll get us there!

Yogi?

What is it, Boo-Boo?

Are you sure the spruce goose knows where the Selman Sea is?

Does a bear live in the woods?

Of course it does.

It has natural instincts.

Just like me.

That's a relief.

Thanks for reassuring me, Yogi.

Think nothing of it, Boo.

Wake me up when we get there.

Sure thing, Yogi.

Yogi?

Yogi?

Yogi!

Is it spring already?

We're flying in the spruce goose, Yogi.

Remember?

But of course, Boo.

And you woke me up.

Which means we've arrived at the Selman Sea.

And we're ready to save the animals, which are adrift on the abandoned ocean liner.

How's that for a quick story recap?

I don't seem to see the ocean liner, Boo.

That's because there isn't one, Yogi.

Then indeed, there's no need to wake up a slumbering bear, Boo.

I need my Z's.

Let me know when we get there.

Yogi?

So soon?

We're lost, Yogi.

We can't find the animals.

We can't find the ocean liner.

We can't find the Selman Sea.

We're lost, lost, lost.

You mean... Yes.

Ridiculous.

I'll find the Selman Sea.

Where's the map, Boo Boo?

Right here, Yogi, but...

Round and round she goes.

And where she stops, nobody knows.

But me, and that will be the Selman Sea.

And here we are.

Hey!

You

won't tell, I won't tell.

Oh, you can trust me, Yogi.

I won't tell.

Good.

And neither will I.

Right.

Wait a minute.

Marken!

Marken, Marken.

Tell X to guide X.

Advance Scouts Marken and Falcon taking over abandoned ocean liner.

Step one to Earth invasion.

Good evening, Captain.

Good, good, good.

We will now transform to Earth animals so we can mingle among them undetected.

Well, what do you think?

Pretty good, good.

They'll never know we're not one of them.

There it is, Yogi.

The ocean liner.

You found it.

Spruce Ghost coming in for a landing.

Park it, Falcon.

Falcon, Falcon, Falcon.

Stand by for...

It's another giant flying thing.

But yourself will just amount to...

Yeah!

Whoa!

Yo!

Hey, I'm excited too.

Now it's another flying saucer, dinner plate, ladder even.

Just like the one we saw before.

Tish, tosh and tosh, tish.

You know there's no such thing as a flying saucer.

Anywho, I missed it.

Lucky for us, if you'd have hit it, you wouldn't have missed it.

That's my dad who said that.

Uh, Furkin?

Furkin, Merkin?

That's two giant flying things.

Biggie Big Unowats.

I know.

I know you know about the Unowats.

And you know I know about the Unowats.

But Gygax?

He doesn't know.

What?

About the Unowats.

No.

Merkin tell him?

No, Furkin tell him.

No.

So?

I don't know.

I know.

Let's invade New Jersey.

On

behalf of Captain Yogi and his crew, Boo Boo, that's me,

we'd like to thank you for flying Spruce Goose Airlines.

That's darn nice of you, Boob.

We didn't have much of a choice, Quick Draw.

That's my boy, you said that.

There will be a brief stop over here at the

Zelman Sea while we rescue a ship full of animals.

We ask those of you continuing on with us not to go

out and stretch your legs or you'll fall in the ocean.

Look at those poor things.

Captured by low down sneaky poachers and then abandoned at sea.

Okay, Yogi, old pal, old chum.

You got us to the right place.

Now what's your plan?

Plan?

Plan?

Who said plan?

Did I say anything about a plan?

You gotta have an idea, a thought, a light bulb over your head.

There's no opening big enough to take them on board, so... So?

So, we tow.

We tow.

Okey dokey, all tied with a perfect cowboy half hitch knot.

And a sailor's double clove hitch with a sheep shank and

a triple axle off the low board in tuck position even.

All clear, Captain Yogi, sir.

Ready to tow.

Aye, aye, and hey, hey, hey, start the engines.

Engines started, Captain Yogi.

Good work, co-pilot Boo Boo.

Stand by to tow.

Standing by to tow, Captain Yogi.

Where to?

Hmm?

Where to, Captain Yogi?

Where are we towing the ship to?

Nobody's brought that up before, Boo Boo.

I see no reason to bring it up now.

Let's just go.

We gotta hit land sooner or later.

Hey there, Snake, look.

I'm looking, I'm looking.

The ship's splitting apart.

It's breaking open.

It's sinking, even.

The ship's sprung a leak.

It's heading for Neptune's Locker, to the bottom, even.

Oh, no, it's not.

This is a job for El Cabong.

Oh, boy, El Cabong, he's my hero.

Let's quick-draw secret identity.

There's an empty plume, even.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Everybody to the back of the boat.

Cabong!

You got it, boys.

Everybody to the back of the...

They saved the ship.

It's not gonna sink.

It's gonna float, even.

Quick-draw secret identity.

No, it was El Cabong.

My boy's a big fan of El Cabong.

I'm a big El Cabonger myself.

Yogi, it looks like the ship is sinking in the other direction.

Hey, how about we man the engines, man the lifeboats, man the... Hold it, fuzzy!

A woman has found the answer.

She has?

Where is she?

I don't see her.

Take a closer look, furball.

I'll be glad to take a peek-a-boo.

They gave us this on the spruce goose tour.

The front doors open to load cargo, see?

Hey, if we can open the doors, we can load the animals into the goose.

You got it, Yogi.

Great, they'll all be saved.

Another mission of mercy accomplished.

It's us to the rescue.

Hooray for us.

Huzzahs and cheers, even.

Hey, that's gotta be the way.

Hey, we got a problem.

There aren't any doors.

Not a one.

Not even a turnstile, even.

Solid as a rock, thick as a brick, strong as an ox, hard as a... Okay, okay, Snag.

We get the idea.

Hold it, you guys.

Knock off the gloom.

It says the doors were removed and the new front end put on without doors.

Oh, no.

That means we can't save the animals.

Not so, Boo-Boo.

What the mind of man can conceive, the mind of a better-than-average bear can believe.

Huh?

What did he say?

What did he say?

I think this is where he gets us to clap for Tinkerbell.

Oh, great goose in the sky, show us those doors.

I believe in your doors.

I believe in those cargo doors.

Do you believe in those cargo doors?

Clap your hands if you believe in cargo doors.

What did I tell you?

Quiet, he's on a roll.

We believe, we believe in those cargo doors.

Give us a sign, give us a sign.

Look, it's a sign.

It says cargo doors.

Of course it says cargo doors.

What did you expect it to say, eat at Joe's?

Hey, well, there's a better-than-average will, there's a better-than-average way.

Uh, maybe it needs a little...

Nothing's happening, Yogi.

Maybe we should start clapping again.

I love applause.

Hang on, Quick Draw, we're coming for all of you.

Well, it's about time.

What took you so long?

That makes two elephants.

One chimpanzee, another chimpanzee.

That makes two chimpanzees.

Gosh, Dad, they're coming aboard two by two.

It's a regular Yogi's ark.

Two chickens.

Two chickens.

Two ducks.

Two ducks.

Next we have two yipes.

Two yipes.

Two skunks.

What did you say?

Two skunks.

Right, two skunks.

Two skunks and a little stinker.

Hey, off we go into the wild blue yonder.

And then where to, Captain Yogi?

We're going to return our animal friends to their natural habitat, Boop.

Head for the nearest land.

Aye, aye, Captain Yogi.

That's not land.

That's not land.

That's still not land.

That's land.

It's even got a name.

Quick, Boo-Boo, look in the map for a place called Help.

Hey, our animal friends are home.

There you go, little guy.

I'm sure your Mama and Papa will be glad to see you again.

Okay, kid, out you go.

He's cute, but he can't fly.

That tickles.

Well, guess it's the end of the trail for us old paint.

You've been a true blue critter, partner.

And I'm sorry to see you go.

Gosh darn critter.

Cowboys don't kiss.

Hey, we've done our good deed for the day.

So now it's up, up and away.

Oh, no.

Boo-Boo, is that you?

That's funny.

I thought I heard something here.

A breeze, breeze in the trees.

Guess it was just a breeze in the trees.

Just a breeze in the trees, singing sweet melodies.

Hey, hey, hey.

Yep, just a breeze in the trees.

Yogi.

What is it, Co-Pilot Boo-Boo?

There isn't any place on this map called help.

Oh, but that's what we saw from the air.

The word help written right here on the sand.

I think that might mean somebody else is here.

And they're calling for our help.

Gosh, that's darn clever of you to figure it out, Yogi.

Let's get the gang together and start a search party.

Great, I love parties.

Ah.

What, what, what?

Wake up, you're saved.

What a fuss and what a plane.

When, where, who, why, who?

What, what, what, what, what?

Stop mumbling, mumbly.

Speak up, you dunderhead dog-brained dodo.

You wake me, the dread baron, out of a sound sleep like an unwashed peasant.

You show up without the dozen eggs I sent you for.

I'm tired, lost and starving.

Cursed with an inconsiderate, incompetent canine with a case of the mumbles.

Speak English, meathead.

Speaking... There's a plane on the beach, old chap.

A rather large one.

Oop.

That booby.

It is a plane.

I'm saved.

No, it's more than a plane.

It's the spruce goose.

I'm not just saved, I'm rich, rich, rich.

All right, all right, we're both saved.

And we're both rich, rich.

Ouch.

Oh, drat, it's Yogi Bear and Quicksilver McGraw.

And Boo Boo, a whole miserable bunch of Yogi's dimwit friends.

And they all know I'm a stinker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got to think, got to think.

Must have seen our sign for help, which means they'll start looking for us.

And they'll find us.

Two pitiful, helpless, shipwrecked old friends.

Wait, there's a little kid with them.

That kid is our ticket to the spruce goose.

I'll keep going this way.

You guys look over there.

But Yogi told us not to split up, Bernice.

It could be dangerous.

I can take care of myself, Oggy.

We'll just get done faster, that's all.

That's for me.

I'm dog-tired.

Of course you are, dear old dad.

You're a doggie.

That's my boy who said that.

Yoo-hoo, where are you?

Aha, the kid's coming this way.

Just lie down and look miserable.

Oh, that was miserable, all right.

Hello?

Is anybody here?

Hello?

Hello?

Uh-oh.

Quicksand!

Quicksand?

Wonderful.

We'll rescue the kid and we'll have them in the palm of our hands.

They'll have to take us aboard.

Go, Mumbly, to the rescue.

Huh?

Uh-uh, not me.

Yes, you.

Now get going.

Hey, great, give me a hand, will you?

Hey, Kud-El, stop with the mud bath.

Oh, no use.

Come on, you try.

Imbecile, I have to do everything myself.

Come on, son, take my hand.

I'll save you, little boy.

Boy?

You canine cuckoo.

I'm a girl, Bozo, and I can do it myself.

Bozo!

I ought to charge a toll for this bridge.

Help!

Help!

Hey, help is on the way.

Quickdraw McGraw will save the day.

So loggy-doggy in his dear old dad.

I can do without trouble, but can trouble do without me?

You'll be safe and sound with Huckleberry Hound.

It's time for Snagglepuss to enter.

Downstage center.

It's the Dread Baron.

You're safe now, little girl.

Huh?

If you have one tiny ounce of human mercy in you, you'll take us away with you.

You do, you do.

I know you do.

No, I don't.

But I've got a couple of quarts of better-than-the-average-bear-common-sense.

Then you'll take us?

No way.

It reminds me that you're a sneaky, no-good, lying, conniving stinker.

And those are his good points.

Oh, thank you.

You forgot untrustworthy.

So we'll be Democratic and vote on it.

It's a tie.

Eight votes now.

Eight votes yes.

We have our fans.

But there's only ten of us here.

How can there be sixteen votes?

Somebody's a sneaky, no-good, lying, conniving stinker.

You forgot untrustworthy.

And his initials are D.P.

But don't forget, these guys are...

Yeah, yeah, we did, we did, yeah.

Yes, we did.

We gotta be fair and square.

I'm changing my vote.

Your what?

He tried to save Bernice, and also, he knows how to fly an airplane just in case.

You got a point there.

Sorry, Yogi.

We took our own vote and you lose.

He can't come with us.

That's my dear old dad who said that.

Do you realize what you're saying?

This is mutiny.

Yeah.

What a title for my next production.

Mutiny on the Goosey.

Mutiny.

My friends have turned against me.

All because of you.

Mutiny on the Goosey.

You got it.

We took a vote and he can't come with us.

We don't trust him this much.

Not a teeny bit.

Not at all, even.

But suppose Dread Baron promises to reform?

Oh, yes, I do.

I will.

Yes, yes, yes.

Bopped on the bean by an egg?

I'll scramble it.

Oh, no, you won't, Ness.

That's it.

That's what?

That Dread Baron's good deed.

What?

Exactly.

You do a good deed and that'll prove you're reformed.

Okay, gang?

Sure.

But what's the good deed?

You take the egg back to its nest.

Is that all?

Done.

Where exactly is the nest?

Exactly there.

Right.

Take this to the nest.

Oh, no.

Uh-uh.

No way.

Do it.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Stand by to take off.

Stop.

All right.

We'll do it.

Sniveling coward.

Yogi, you think the Dread Baron can actually do a good deed?

Actually, actually?

No.

You mean he might get the egg back to its nest?

But it won't be because it's a good deed.

Right.

It'll be an act of desperate desperation.

His last resort is snatch a victory from his job to feed even.

Cause he wants to fly out of here with us on the spruce goosey.

Well, we promised him he could if we did.

And a promise is a promise.

And a Dread Baron is a Dread Baron.

Higher.

Higher.

Higher.

So far, so good.

No.

No.

Ouch.

What took you so long?

Stop fooling around, you conniving cur.

We've got work to do.

Crat.

It rolled into the cave.

Mumbly, go fetch.

Nope.

You weak-kneed whiny wimp.

All right, I'll go with you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

I'm right behind you.

Don't be such a scaredy cat.

Ah, I found it.

Yah!

Mumbly, look.

I did it.

Okay, we did it.

We did it.

Well, I'll be an uncle's monkey.

He did it.

He did it?

Ta-da.

Bravo, bravo.

Oh, Mumbly, I'm a mother.

Coochie-coochie-coo.

That's the drop down one.

Huh?

Everybody knows me.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ow.

Ooh, ooh.

Stop that.

Ooh, ouch.

You bird-brained ingrates.

That's the last time I'll ever be a good guy, ever.

You hear me?

Ever.

Ooh, ouch.

You little ungrateful feathered friends.

And you promise to reform and be a good guy from this moment on?

Oh, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.

And to obey all the orders of the captain of the Spruce Coos?

Who happens to be yours truly?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I do, I do.

I'm completely under your command.

Good.

I like humility in villains.

Welcome aboard.

We take off in five minutes.

Simple twit.

I'm going to take over the Spruce Goose and become rich, rich, rich.

Uh-uh.

Me, me.

All right, you greedy mutt.

Deal.

Deal.

They won't know what hit them.

That goes for Mumbly, too.

Hey, hey, hey, we're on our way back to the USA.

Hey, hey, back to the USA.

Hey, hey, back to the USA.

That's what they think.

We're taking this plane where we were headed before, to the Isle of Moolah, Moolah.

Hey, hey, hey.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Old Blue Eyes will be happy to know his career

is in no danger from you or those other twits.

Now get back to work.

Yes, yes, I agree.

But we've got to be perfect crew members, Mumbly, to lull their suspicions.

Now, when they least expect it, we strike, and it's off to Moolah, Moolah.

Back to the USA.

Again?

Hey, hey, hey.

Dum-de-dum-de-dum.

Oh, Captain Yogi.

Attention.

Dread Barron and Mumbly at your service, Captain.

At ease, D.B.

The spruce goose is getting a spruce up.

You're fast workers.

You'd better believe it, Buster.

What was that?

Oh, I said, here's the feather duster.

That's what I... Show him, Mumbly.

Hey, hey, hey, you're okay.

Don't encourage him.

He'll want to do impressions.

Not bad.

All blue eyes, right?

By the way, D.B., where were you guys headed when you ran into that tree?

Oh, nowhere in particular.

Just out for a casual spin across the ocean.

Uh-uh.

No, no.

Moolah, Moolah.

Hmm?

Moolah, Moolah.

Oh, he was just singing his old Yale song, you know.

Moolah, Moolah.

Here, wash out your big mouth.

What's a fucking shimmering thing?

I was just curious.

Well, hey, hey, hey, we're on our way back to the U.S.A.

Uh, Captain Yogi, might I be allowed to thank

you and your crew for your kindness to me?

And him.

By presenting you all with a little surprise.

Permission granted.

Go right ahead.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

You're overdoing it, D.B.

A simple grovel is enough.

I love surprises.

Believe me, this one's a killer.

What are you snickering for, you flim-flopping turncoat?

I'm cutting your chair in half.

All right, all right.

We're even partners again.

It's time to put Dirty Plan One into action.

This is the kitchen.

That's a funny way to spell kitchen.

On ships and planes, the kitchen is called the galley, dear old dad.

Galley.

Close enough, close enough.

What are they doing in there?

Nobody knows.

It's a surprise.

From Dread Baron to us with love and kisses.

That's not a surprise.

That's a miracle, a marvel.

A phenomenon, even.

I hope it ain't a phenomenon that backfires on us.

You whip the cream for the cake, mumbly.

Here, use my whip.

But first, finish the ham and cheese sandwiches.

Don't forget the cookies.

Ah, mumbly.

In just a little while, the spruce goose will be ours.

And then, it's off to the golden riches of Moola Moola.

Toss the salad.

No, you canine cretin.

Not that kind of a toss.

Why not?

Welcome to the friendly skies of the Dread Baron.

I invite everyone on board to join me for our...

All right, yes, yes, we, mumbly and I, invite

everyone on board to our surprise party.

Come and get it.

Oh, boy, are they gonna get it.

Hmm, I really think the Dread Baron has turned over a new leaf.

Or somebody turned over a new rock, and he was under it.

Oh, come on, Boo Boo, give the old stinker a chance.

I hope you're right, Yogi, but if not, remember I told you so.

And if you don't remember, he'll remind you.

Ladies first.

Hold it, furball, you don't have to do that.

Then I'm snagglepuss, snag to my friends.

And I'm not doing it because I have to, I want to.

Huh?

We like you, Bernice.

And if somebody wants to be nice to you, let them.

Let me even.

Sorry, guys, you can hold the door for me anytime.

But I'll bet it's only because you know I can bop you one.

That's it, that's it exactly.

Welcome to Shade Dread Baron, my dear friends.

I hope you'll find everything to your liking.

Hey, this is a bit of okay.

I'm sorry, sir, do you have a reservation?

Oh, yes, most indubitably.

The name is Bear, party of eight.

I'm terribly sorry, sir, I don't seem to... Oh, yes, here we are.

Bear, Yogi, party of eight.

Right this way, sir, table number one.

You see what a little tip does?

We got table number one.

Yogi.

Oh, I love it.

The vittles look delish.

And the ambiance has a certain ambiance about it.

A feel, a look even.

It looks like a cargo hold.

Exactly.

Dig in, everybody, enjoy the vittles.

For you, oh, captain, my captain, I have a special treat.

A picnic basket filled with your favorite goodies.

A picnic basket, I can't believe my eyes.

But I certainly can believe my tummy, and that was yummy, yummy, yummy.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

For he's a jolly good fellow.

Which nobody can deny.

I deny.

Fools, idiots, dodos.

You're my prisoners, all of you.

If anybody says I told you so, I'm really gonna get upset.

Yogi Bear and his entire gang of nitwits are my prisoners.

I did it, me, the dread baron, the dreadest baron of them all.

Yes, yes, mummy, you helped a little.

A lot, a lot, you helped a lot.

Enough.

Now take these maps, this sextant, this slide rule, star-charged protractor

compass, and plot our course for the Isle of Moolamoola.

It's very small, out of the way, and hard to find, so your calculations

must be precise, perfect, and scientifically accurate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There.

Right.

Whatever you do, don't say I told you so.

We told you so.

Hey, gang, I trusted him and he fooled me.

But look at all the trouble he went to.

Yeah, being a villain sure is hard work, ain't it?

You better believe it, cowboy.

Huh?

That's as may be, but being a superhero is more fun.

Kaboom!

Kaboom!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't!

Oh, darn.

What happened?

I broke my kaboom.

But at least now we can plan how to get out of here without Dread Baron listening in.

Anybody got any bright ideas?

Okay, how about a dim idea?

A flicker of a notion?

A gleam of a glimmer, even.

How about something stupid?

Well... Not that stupid.

It's black as pitch out there.

And no landing lights.

I can't see a thing.

But if our calculations are correct, we should be right over Moolamoola Bay.

Stand by to land.

Now I lay me down to sleep and I fall asleep.

Knock it off, you craven canine.

Night flying is my specialty.

30 feet, 20 feet.

Cut the engines.

Our use was a truck driver compared to me.

Knock it off.

Cut it off.

Stop it.

Tonight, we sleep.

Tomorrow, we become rich.

Rigged, you Quidditch head.

Sounded like a one-point landing.

Rich.

Time to get up, sleepy head.

Now, how about a nice dip in Moolamoola Bay?

Moolamoola.

Malagula.

Moolamoola.

Malagula.

Moolamoola.

Malagula.

Moolamoola.

Missed Moolamoola Bay by this much.

What's that stupid dog looking at?

It's me.

I knew if I was a good boy, I'd be rewarded.

Thank you.

Oops.

What's that name you're supposed to shout when you jump out of a plane?

Some Indian chief.

Running nose?

No, no, no.

Falling pants?

No.

Oh, Geronimo.

Look.

Look, Malagula.

Malagula.

Malagula.

There is a family resemblance, isn't there?

Another offering to Malagula.

Malagula?

Another dumb vase for Malagula.

Enough with the vases already.

Where's the gold?

Malagula wants gold.

Gold?

Gold?

Yes, gold.

Gold.

This gold.

Ah, gold.

Ah, yes.

Gold.

I don't think you've got the nose just right.

But it's a start.

Okay, fill it up.

Quick, Mumbly.

More rocks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now you're getting the idea.

Now you know why I wanted the spruce goose, Mumbly.

It's the biggest cargo plane ever built.

It'll hold more gold than four rocks.

Ooh, that looks like fun.

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

What am I saying?

Hey, hey, we're gonna get away.

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

Huh?

Mula, Mula, do-waka-do.

Do-waka-do?

Do-waka-do, waka-do, waka-do.

Hmm, how strange.

I didn't know you could speak Malagolanese.

I don't.

But that means open the door in any language.

See what I mean?

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

Hey!

Do-waka-do, waka-do, waka-do.

Dosido to you too, partner.

Dosido?

Come on, Quickdraw, let's go.

Wise guy.

Dosido.

Look, a shortcut.

Follow me.

Uh-oh.

Hang on, everybody.

Looks like we're going to be airborne.

That was fun.

Let's go on it again.

Gosh, did I see something wrong?

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

Mula, Mula, Malagula.

No question, my profile is classic.

So is your villainy, Dread Baron.

Hey, hey, hey.

You.

And you.

And you.

And you.

And you.

And you.

And you.

And you.

And you.

And...

You counted me already.

The game is up, Dread Baron.

You're finished.

We'll see about that.

Malagula.

That won't do you no good.

We got you surrounded.

Oh, really?

Well, take a look and see who's got who surrounded.

You got a lot of points there.

You dare to trifle with the great Malagula?

Now hear this, my loyal peasants.

These jokers have bugged me for the last time.

Lock them up and throw away the key.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Waka, waka, socka with a rocka, waka.

Knocka, waka, waka, waka, waka.

Enjoyed our stay?

All too brief, but you know business trips.

See you next time where...

Well, he doesn't get a tip.

We gotta think of a way out of here, guys.

Come on, let's put our heads together.

Okay, now what?

If brains can't do it, how about brawn?

Brute strength, hard body muscle even.

Okay, back to brains.

Hey, I'll buy brains and brawn.

Wonga!

Wonga!

Better, better, waka, waka, better.

Woggle, woggle.

Better, better, waka, watch it.

Yeah.

Hut,

two, hut, two, hut, two.

Waka, waka, hula, hula, yokey, yoke.

We did it, Yokey.

Now let's stop and get out of this thing.

Okey dokey, Boo Boo.

There's a big hole in the ground up ahead.

We'll stop over it and climb out.

Instead of jail, I should have thrown Yokey and his nitwits into that big hole.

We're almost there.

Get ready to climb out.

Hut, two, hut, two, hut, two, hut, two.

Out of the frying pan and into the pit.

Okay, gang, everybody.

Welcome.

How nice of you to drop in.

Yokey, did you feel something strange?

Yes, I did, Boo Boo.

I think it was that hero sandwich I ate at the banquet.

I don't think so, Yokey.

Uh-oh.

What?

Boogalooa!

The mountain was blown off steam.

That ain't no mountain.

That's a volcano and it's erupting.

Easy now, easy.

There's no need to jump to conclude.

It's a volcano and it's erupting.

Boogalooa.

Oh boy, a boogalooa.

Quick, gang, to the plane.

You sniveling chicken hound.

Wait for me, the chicken baron.

Chicken?

Chicken, chicken.

Tell Hux to guide Hux.

Chicken and chicken about to invade Earth at safest place.

Small out of the way island named Moola Moola.

Where there aren't any, ahem, you know what.

Chicken and chicken, Moola Moola, goody good good.

Come on, snag.

Hux right behind me.

Hux aboard, he's the last one.

Last but not least, we're ready for takeoff.

Help, save us, help.

We're reformed, honest we are, help.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We can't leave him, Bernice.

Why not?

I don't know, we just can't.

Made it.

Mowgli, you're weighing me down.

Son of a...

Oh, no.

Boo Boo, something's wrong.

I got everything turned up full and we're not moving.

You can't take off from a mountaintop, you ninny.

You need room to taxi.

Oh dear, we're doomed.

Stand by to resume Earth invasion.

Earth is... Doomed.

Doomed, goody good good.

No,

no, no, no, no, no.

Ouch.

Helix to Gygax.

Oh, what a beautiful song.

Hey, we're too heavy.

Something's weighing us down.

We've got to lighten the load.

Throw out everything useless.

Okay, we start with you.

No, the seats, the tables, the chairs, the door.

That's for sure, it's gotta go.

Exit, pile of gold, stage right and straight down even.

Push, Gerald, Dad.

I'm pushing, son of mine.

Hey, bear, catch.

No, not the gold.

What's

the name of that Indian again?

Running pants?

No, no.

Falling nose?

No.

Ah, Geronimo.

Mumbly.

Look, we're flying.

Yeah, we did it.

Hey, hey, hey, we're on our way back to the USA.

Here we are, hey, hey, hey, in the USA.

Not only that, Yogi.

We're back in Long Beach, California.

Look.

Right you are, Boo.

There's the Queen Mary.

And there's the dumb home of the Spruce Goose.

But how are we gonna land and get back in there?

Do you know how we got out in the first place?

No.

Well, we're gonna do the same thing.

Hey, the same thing exactly.

Hey, hey, hey, what did I say?

Visitors aren't supposed to sleep here, up and out.

I got the message.

I don't understand it, but I sure got it.

Yogi's Holiday Jolly Day Tour.

All present and accounted for.

Yay!

Then it's hey, hey, hey, we're on our way.

Hold it, you bozos.

Bernice.

Mom, these are the guys who looked out for me last night.

What a scruffy bunch.

You think they're scruffy now?

You should have seen them on Moola Moola when the volcano blew up.

Really, Bernice, your stories.

Be seeing ya.

Bye, Bernice.

We interrupt our music program to bring you this special news bulletin.

Animals from the South Pole and as far away as the Zelman Sea have been

mysteriously rescued from certain disaster.

Hundreds of landlocked Arctic animals safely reached the open sea and illegally

captured jungle animals strangely reappeared back in their native homeland.

How these near miracles happened, no one really knows.

Well, we do, don't we, boys and bears?

And Bernice.

Let's hear it for the sprucey goosey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hop on the Holiday Jolly Day Tour bus.

Go where the wild geagles grow.

Where snickers are blooming and belly laughs booming.

And have lots of fun as you go even.

Hop, hop, hop, here comes the bus.

Chug, chug, hop, hop, wheeze.

It won't burn gas, it runs on glass.

Sing another verse now, please.

Hop on the Holiday Jolly Day Tour bus.

Go where the wild, wild geagles grow.

Where snickers are blooming and belly laughs booming.

And have lots of fun as you go.

Hop on the Holiday Jolly Day Tour bus.

Jump on the Holiday Jolly Day Tour bus.

And have a good time.

Have a good time as you go.

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