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[upbeat music plays]

♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪

♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪

♪ Yea-ah ♪

♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪

♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪

♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

[group] Cheers!

[Kelly] Whoo-hoo!

[all] To the Kill Devil Pass Riders' Club Annual Ride!

[burps]

So, uh, who d'you think will be cursed

with the Devil's Mark this year?

Please let it be me, please let it be me!

Devil's Mark goes to the worst rider.

Why would you want that?

'Cause I'm quirky!

Well, I'll be rootin' for ya, weird little dude.

Hey, Kelly, the new vest looks good on ya.

Thanks, Hekapoo!

Official membership feels great.

Y'know, I think this is the best group

we've ever put together for the annual ride.

Talon wouldn't change a thing!

Me neither!

Ha! Uh, funny you should say that.

I actually, uh...

[muffled] invited someone else this year.

Uh, what?

Without telling us?!

Quirky don't like surprises!

Not cool, Marco.

Don't worry, guys!

It'll be fine.

He's a total pro.

[screech, crash]

[engine revving]

[groans]

Oh, my gosh, Tom! Are you okay?

Oh, yeah! Yeah, me?

Totally fine.

I'm totally fine. I'm good.

You always know how to make a grand entrance.

Guys, you know Tom.

[all, unenthused] Hi.

I'm still just getting used to the new drag.

Or, uh, d-dragon cycle?

Huh! Looks like you're gonna have a little competition

for that Devil's Mark, li'l dude.

But I was supposed to be the belle of the ball!

Oh. Well, here's the problem.

You gotta take off the hood so he can see.

[bellowing]

Whoa! It's alive?!

Shh shh shh. Whoa there, whoa there!

Hey, hey, hey, it's okay!

It's-- it's okay.

I didn't know it was alive!

Ha ha ha ha! Good one.

Let's just get this show on the road.

[engines revving]

-Whoa! Gah! -[growling]

It's obviously not used to--

Whoa! Having a driver.

Yeah, the young ones, they usually take a little time to calm down.

Y'know, there's no shame in backing out of the ride.

Maybe get to know Hampton a little better.

Nah, he'll learn on the go.

Okay. Let's ride.

[riders] Whoo-hoo!

Sparky's goin' fast!

All right, let me just.

-[engine roars] -Whoa! Aah!

Everything okay?

Yeah, just tryin' out some new tricks!

You go ahead, and I'll catch up!

Whoa!

All right, Kill Devil Pass Riders Club.

Let's shred some sky!

-Whoo! -Whoo-hoo!

Aaagh, c'mon!

Get in the air!

Get in the air!

-[growls] -Aaaghh!

-Aaaah! -[thud]

So he's a total pro, huh?

How about you guys just go ahead

and we'll meet you at Dragon Bone's rest stop.

All right, but just don't spend all day with Lucitor.

Tom, you okay?

Yeah, just takin' a little rest.

C'mon, man, it's obvious you've never ridden a dragon cycle before.

What gave it away?

-[engine revving] -[Hampton screaming]

Tom, if you're gonna do this,

you're gonna have to get to know Hampton.

Who's Hampton?

-Ughh. -[growl]

Half of dragon cycling

is just forming a bond with your cycle.

There you go, buddy, That's the spot.

Dragons are living creatures,

not some expensive product you buy from a catalog.

Well, technically, they're both,

but I see what you mean.

You and Hampton need complete trust between each other.

Ready, Nachos?

See, complete trust.

All right, let's develop some trust, Hampton.

[growl]

Okay, light touch.

And a little under there.

And right with-- phew!

All right, open up, Hampton.

Hrmpf!

Look, I'm sorry about all the wheelies

and not treating you like a living thing.

[growl]

I-- I promise I'll do better.

Okay, bud, okay. Yeah, here we go.

I'm just gonna lean in here, and...

Hey, he didn't bite me!

[snap]

Now let's go for a little ride.

Whoo! I'm doing it!

I feel so free!

Nice, nice. Now just follow me!

Hampton, let's go up.

-Please. -Rrrr!

Whoaa!

Oh! I'm-- I'm really flying!

This is incredible!

Hey, thanks for doing this, man.

I know I'm taking time away from you and your lady friend.

Actually, Kelly and I decided

to stop doing the break-up buddies thing.

But it's cool. Things were super amicable.

Cool.

How sad is that?

My break-up buddy broke up with me.

Yeah. That's why I only date the dummies.

Ain't that right, boys?

-What? -What?

Hey, everybody!

Ohh! The lovebirds finally show up!

Hey, careful, Tom.

Being break-up buddies isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Uh... so are we going to this jump or what?

Let's get rolling!

Quirky needs a Devil Mark! Whoo-hooo!

Varooom!

Hey, the ride starts getting pretty intense.

You sure you wanna keep going?

Yeah! Let's get intense.

Aaaah!

Whoa! Aaah!

-Aah! Aah! -[screeching]

Poor guy's havin' a hard time, huh?

Can't get much worse than that.

[roaring]

Wild dragon cycles, incoming!

[engines revving]

Aaah!

[whimpering]

Uh, Hampton?

-[engine revs] -Whoa!

Aah! No no no no! Hampton!

Hampton! Bad! Bad Hampton!

Aaaah!

Looks like his cycle

would rather be with the wild herd than with Tom.

Hampton, I swear, if you don't stop right now!

-[screech] -Oof!

Hey, buddy. You doing all right?

Oh, man! This is the--

I mean, thrill of a lifetime!

We're coming up on the Devil's Mark jump up ahead.

It's pretty dangerous.

You really think you're ready?

Dragon cycles already fly, right?

I mean, how hard could a jump be?

[thunderclap]

See? I mean, that--

Yeah, that-- that looks cool.

You think that's cool?

Check this out!

Oh, mama.

That's gonna be me, that's gonna be me!

Are you weenies just gonna stand around all day?!

Yee-haw!

Oh, my goodness.

Hey, Tom? You don't have to do the jump.

[nervous] What?

And miss out on all that sweet air?

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Totally rockin', H-Poo!

Look, buddy, I don't know if you're ready for a jump like this just yet.

Oh, nah, we got this.

My turn! Whoo-hoo!

Aaagh! C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Your dude is right.

You ain't ready for this!

Yaaaah!

[cheering]

My best one yet!

Tom, seriously.

I'm doing the jump, Marco.

But why? Nobody's pressuring you to do this.

You're doing it.

You always do cool stuff like this.

I'm not the cool one. You are!

Yeah! That's what I thought,

but then I actually realized

that I don't really do anything.

So I bought a dragon cycle,

and I'm gonna do this terrifying jump.

Don't do it, kid.

That's Quirky's Devil Mark!

Here I am! Come and get me!

Come to Papa!

-Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark. -Ouch!

[strained] Hey, guys, check it out.

I got the mark!

[cheering]

Tom, I really like the idea of me being the cool one,

but, dude, just do the stuff you want to do,

then it doesn't matter if it's cool or not.

So I'm gonna jump this cliff,

not because it's cool,

but because I like jumping cliffs!

[fart]

Dude, did you just fart?

[engine starts]

I did!

Man, that guy is so cool.

-[cheering] -Thank you. Thank you.

Tom's not really thinking about doing the jump, right?

I-- I really hope not.

You ready, Hampton?

Let's shred some sky.

[roaring]

[Tom] Wow. They're so free.

You just wanna be up there, don't ya?

[whimpering]

Hey, what's he doing?

Something pretty cool.

Ughh!

What are we doing?

You don't wanna do this jump.

I don't wanna do this jump.

Hampton, I'm sorry.

You should do what you want.

Rrrr?

Be free!

Have fun with those wild dragon cycles, buddy.

[Marco] Hey, Tom! I'm not sure what just happened,

but I'll come back to pick you up!

That's cool, Marco.

I have my own way.

[grunting]

Rrrr! Ahh-haa!

Ha ha!

Oh, yeah, he can fly!

-Way to go, Tom! -[cheering]

Whoo!

[smash]

Ohh! Why did I do that?

You took that hit like a total champ!

Now let's see that Devil Mark!

Ohh, right. Let's see here.

Oh, thank goodness.

He ain't nothin' but bruises!

You may not have a dragon cycle,

but you definitely earned this.

I'm part of the club!?

Maybe next year, you'll get one of these bad boys.

Check it out. It's embossed in the back.

Oh. Lucky.

So you coming back next year?

We'll see.

I think I'm just gonna do what I want.

But-- but, no, I'm definitely not gonna do this again.

[Star] Now that Seahorse is in prison for Queennapping Eclipsa,

Ponyhead thinks he's hot again.

But he's in jail.

They're never going to see each other!

-[clattering] -Hey! Glossaryck!

Glossaryck!

What?!

What are you doing?!

Uh, shopping for antiques.

No, you're not! This stuff is mine!

This is my secrets closet.

You don't get to shop in here!

Ohhh! Oh, I get it.

You-- You think that I'm the only person

who takes things out of your closet.

[laughing]

[laughing harder]

What are you talking about?

[laughing]

[gasp]

Oh, no!

The book piece is missing!

Who would need--

[gasp] Eclipsa!

Whoop!

[gasp]

[laughs]

Oh, you.

What took you so long?

I had to find the perfect box for your gift.

Oh, no, no, wait!

I'm taking you to a secret place.

[kiss]

[scraping]

Globgor, dear.

Oh! Yeah, of course.

Ha ha!

Whoop!

Oh, I like your earrings.

Thank you. They're new.

Wow. It's so peaceful out today.

I know.

No unsuspecting fishermen,

no beefy loggers.

I don't even hear any miners.

Too bad.

I used to get so many rubies stuck in my teeth.

[laughing] If I'd kept eating those miners, I'd be rich!

Ha ha ha!

It's a joke! It's a joke!

'Cause I'd never eat another Mewman,

even if it made me rich! Hee hee!

Uh, that was a terrible joke.

But you are a very good vegetarian.

Yeah. Well, it took me a while to get the hang of it.

You thought leeks were the same as leeches.

I mean, they still sound the same.

I mean, leeks, leech. Leeks, leech, you know?

And you thought potatoes were a type of rock!

It's a miracle you said yes to a second date.

Well, by then, I'd made up my mind anyway.

[bump]

My Lady.

Don't call me that.

Can we do the shoulder thing?

Whoaaa!

Wheee!

Ha ha ha!

So exhilarating!

Okay, my turn!

Oh, all right.

[both] One, two, three!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Ahh! How'd you know that was there?

I have some surprises, too.

-[strumming] -♪ When the sun has set ♪

♪ And the night has come ♪

♪ We'll creep out the garden ♪

♪ And go have some fun ♪

♪ 'Cause all I wanna do ♪

♪ Is sneak around Mewni with you ♪

♪ And all I want to see ♪

♪ Is you sneaking around next to me ♪

♪ I don't care if it's wrong or right ♪

♪ I'd do anything for one more night ♪

♪ Dawn breaks, our night fades away ♪

♪ Someday we'll get to stay ♪

♪ We'll get to stay ♪

♪ No more sneaking around ♪

♪ One day we'll ♪

♪ Have our day ♪

♪ We'll have our day ♪

♪ Have our day ♪

♪ Have our day ♪

I hope you like our spot.

Made it extra special today.

Ta-da!

Wait. Where is everything?

I had a picnic basket and a lawn blanket.

I made salads and lemonade!

Who-- Who would've done this?

I bet it was those miners.

Greedy little buggers!

They took our picnic for themselves!

Um, dear, you might want to...

[footsteps thudding]

Rrr! How's the salad, you little thieves?!

Knock knock. I know you're in there!

Come out!

Ah! Gotcha!

Oh, dear.

[grunting]

Ha! You thought it was a miner, huh?

Get it?! That's a joke!

'Cause I'd never do that!

Anymore!

Oh, Globby, you might want to tone down your jokes.

[thudding]

It's beautiful.

Yeah. Too bad it's not real.

How long have you known?

Well, I mean, this place is usually crawling with Mewmans.

Where are the Mewmans?

And then there's that.

[heroic fanfare]

What... is it?

That's Bananahat Musclewhale.

I'm afraid I don't know who that is.

[Globgor] Bananahat Musclewhale was the last crusader

against the evil tyranny of Lord Rygax,

Wizard Overlord of the kingdom.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lord Rygax?

Yeah, but listen.

Bananahat Musclewhale was unprepared

for the Enchanted Skaddlings

that Rygax mind-controlled to do his bidding,

and Bananahat fell to their awesome powers,

leaving Lord Rygax to run the kingdom into darkness...

forever.

I missed this part of Mewni history.

This isn't Mewni history.

It's from my mind!

I created Bananahat when I was a little boy.

Oh. Makes sense.

Wait. Are we in my mind right now?

Yes.

Ohh!

That's creepy, boo!

I thought you'd be happy to see me.

Well, I am, but I don't wanna be in my mind!

I mean, where's my body?

Your body is still trapped inside of one of Rhombulus' crystals.

Bummer.

Then where are you?

Well, I'm free, basically.

So how'd you get in here?

I used a spell.

And, uh, Meteora?

She's wonderful!

She has my eyes and your beautiful fangs,

and she just learned how to crawl on the ceiling!

That's adorable!

It's less adorable when she vomits from up there.

That's my girl!

I wish I could see her.

You can.

What do you mean?

Mm!

My mother created a spell that'll break your crystal,

and I've done all of the steps,

except for the last.

All that's left is for me to pull the ribbon

from the beak of this rooster to make it crow.

Then you'll be set free.

You're so weird.

Are you ready to see your daughter?

Of course! But I don't know.

I mean, don't the Mewmans still hate me?

You're... controversial.

Even if the people let me come back,

they'd just be waiting for me to mess up.

And maybe I'm still not over what happened.

Maybe I'd prove them right somehow.

I want you with us.

Can you tell me without a doubt

that the kingdom is ready for me?

[sigh] I don't know.

When the kingdom is ready, you'll know.

Then maybe I'll be ready, too?

I hate it when you're right.

[sigh]

So looks like the book is back.

Oh! You got Glossaryck's silkworms

sliming it back together!

And what do ya know?

It's turned to that Crystal Pulverizing Spell.

Star, I can explain.

So when's he coming out?

He's not. He's not ready.

The kingdom isn't ready.

Yeah, no doi!

You stole that piece of the book from my closet.

Yes.

[sigh] How did you even know it was there?

I may have gone inside your mind.

That is... so creepy, Eclipsa.

Yes, people keep saying that.

Is there any way you can forgive me?

Are you seriously worried about what I think?

Eclipsa, why don't you ever worry about what your people think?

My people? They haven't even given me a proper coronation.

That's your excuse?

Okay, fine.

I'll give you a coronation.

What?

Yup. That's right.

Then they'll have to accept you,

and you will have to lead them.

Maybe then you'll think twice

before you get up to all this witchy stuff again.

[sigh]

Yes, I suppose you're right.

I know what it's like to miss someone when...

when you love them.

You do crazy things.

All right. Glad we had this talk.

[groans]

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

- ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪