All language subtitles for Love_Island_S07E04

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...'

'..there was drama in the villa...'
Aaron.

Oh, my God, I've been dumped
and I'm leaving.

'..and one girl let rip.'

If you don't like me, that's fine,
but don't make me feel like a dick.

'Tonight...

'..things are heating up.

'And two new boys...

'are about to shake things up.

'Last night, Faye called Brad
a nasty word, so we bleeped it.

'Brad's nan got in touch
asking what she said,

'and we explained
Faye called Brad the C-word.

'Brad's nan asked us to point out

'that her boy
is absolutely not a cad.

'Happy to clear that up, Brad's nan.

SHOUTING: 'I said
I'm happy to clear that up!'

Yeah, that's not a nice chat.

Honestly looks at me with disgust.

You do you, I do me.

She's fuming there, ain't she?

I mean, we all saw that
beer pong shit, though, right?

What else would he have done?
Kissed any other girl.

Yeah, but that's not part of
the game, innit? It's the game!

You kiss who you fancy
the most and the least

and they're the two
that look the same?

Right, go on, then, Faye,
stick it on me.

Do you know what I think it is?
I think, like,

we obviously came in here

and it was obviously us, like...
Starting.

..starting,
and obviously it's like...

I was stood there and I saw you
walk in and I was like...

I'll be honest, I did think that
you were gonna pick Brad

and I did think that.
Yeah.

And I thought, "Do you know what,
if she does, she does."

And I'm so grateful you didn't
because...

Yeah.

I personally don't care
for Brad and Faye's drama.

I think the whole thing's
a bit much, to be honest.

I don't think it needs to be that
much drama, but each to their own.

I think you made a comment yesterday
about him not being, like,

very forthcoming. Not those words.
Yeah.

And then, like, I feel like
it was kind of obvious to me...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
..you and Brad weren't, you know...

I think he made it obvious
in front of everyone.

Yeah.
Like, to me, it wasn't even obvious,

it was borderline
rude and offensive.

Honey, if you feel uncomfortable,
no-one should ever make you feel

uncomfortable like that.
That's not on.

I felt really uncomfortable,
like I'd actually made it worse.

Even in that challenge, I hope
between us, it's lifted something.

I feel like it has.

I just feel like there's a bit of
whatever it is, not tension...

Oh, there's tension.
Yeah.

Cos I was like...
You two do have more craic.

Like, you honestly do,

and I feel like I don't want you
to feel awkward with me.

And I don't.

This is why
I wanted to stress it.

That's what I didn't want you
to take from that.

I didn't want you to think
you'd said that and I'd got my bike

and thought, "Right, game on."
I did! I thought,

"She's on her pony, she's gone!"
I was thinking, "She's quick!"

I just felt like she maybe wasn't
being, like, completely honest

and she, like,
obviously had feelings there

that she wasn't maybe ready to,
like, maybe talk to me about.

I don't know.
Yeah, but I'm just glad now.

I feel like we've really
cleared all of the air now.

I feel like tomorrow
will be very different.

I feel like with me and you,
there's always been a bit of a...

But I think we're quite similar.
That's because we're quite similar.

That is it.
That is it.

Let's go join our girlies.

Faye! Faye! Faye!

Faye... Faye!

She's not listening now. Faye!

Look, first part of the apology,
I'll let you drink my wine.

ALL: Aw!

Thank you. Is this every night
for the rest of the week, or...?

LAUGHTER
Don't push your luck.

Girl after my own heart there,
that one.

I'll make you a bowl of granola
tomorrow and that's it.

Ooh!

It's clear as hell that me and her
aren't gonna be anything...

you know, anything more.
I'll be moving on.

I'll probably forget that tomorrow,

I'll not be holding
anything against it.

I'm thinking, where we going?

Come. We'll go up to the terrace.
I never go there.

Can I have another beer, please?
It's got flies in it.

So far,
things have been a bit rocky.

I've obviously been coupled up twice
with Shannon, didn't work.

Then with Chloe, which...
I wasn't really feeling as much.

Sharon has kind of been
my main target from...

I'd probably say the second day.

And I'm just hoping to grab her
for a chat and kind of just

let her know that I'm interested.

Oh, dear.
Yeah, this is long overdue, innit?

I know, I feel like every time
it happens, something else happens

and it gets wild.

Well, yeah.
And then you get coupled again.

Well, I was oblivious, weren't I?
I didn't have a clue.

You're not feeling it, then?
I mean, nah, she's not my type.

What is your type, then?

Like, dark hair, dark features...
and she's blonde.

LAUGHTER

Thanks for stating
the obvious there.

Yeah, nah, yeah.
And that's not really me. At all.

So what is you, personality-wise?

Like... I mean,
it's hard to describe, really.

Is it?
Like, kind of quietly confident.

You know when you talk to someone
and it's just not a vibe,

like, straightaway?
I was like, "Nah." Just dead.

Look at our favourite humans.
They're so cute.

Do you know what?
I would have stepped forward.

I don't why I didn't.
Genuinely, genuinely.

It's a bit late now, but to be fair,
if it makes you feel better,

I didn't step forward,
really, for anyone.

Yeah, but still,
I don't care about anyone else.

I was saying to the girls,
they were like,

"How was your chat with Aaron?"

I was like, "I've kissed him
more times than I've spoken to him."

Pretty much, yeah.
I was like, "I know his name,

"and I know his job."

You don't even know my surname,
do you? No!

That's the thing.

And I know that we kissed,
that's pretty much it.

Pretty much, yeah.

I mean, am I gonna have lipstick all
over my face every time I kiss you?

Yeah, I can't make any promises.

# I know that you like me

# You know it's not a secret

# I want to be your boyfriend

# I want to be your boyfriend... #

LAUGHTER

See?
At least we're upstairs though.

You have literally got make-up
all over your face!

It's all right,
we're in the dressing room.

Sort it before you go down
to the boys cos it's really bad.

Just have to sort my face
out as well. Yeah, that's...

LAUGHTER

If you like a girl,
I mean, show her, innit?

So I just thought I would.

LAUGHTER

Can I third wheel?
Yeah, man!

Sorry I can't get in the cuddles
and shit, you know what I mean?

Come here!
Come here, son! How are you?

Anyway, forget all of this.
What?

What were you doing on the terrace?

You've just been on the terrace,
honey!

Yeah, I thought, you know,
I can't be here.

Did you kiss?
Yeah, of course.

SHE SHRIEKS

Yes! I am so happy!
How did it happen? Like, what...?

We were chatting, and I kissed her.
What, did you just...?

Did you just...?
Did you just look in her eyes?

I just kissed her, innit.

Did you say anything
leading up to it?

Not really.

Ah! I told you!

Aaron and Sharon!

The sneaky little bastards
had a cheeky kiss.

I love them so much.

I'm literally just,
like, hoping that Aaron

gets to move back to Sharon's bed
so they can be next to me.

Hey, Aaron!
Hey, Aaron.

You've got a bit of...
Did you have a bit of snogging?

I ain't got nothing on me. What you
talking about? I look clean.

You've got red on that lip, brother.

My lips are naturally red.
Where did that come from?!

They're glistening from my Carmex,
do you know what I mean?

I always like to make sure
my lips are glistening.

It's that tinted lip balm, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.

You know about that.
Yeah, I know the drill!

Top quality stuff, that.
Premium, premium!

How was it, all right?
Yeah, she's nice, innit?

Even nicer when you're locking lips!

You...! Oh, look at that,
like a Cheshire cat, mate!

Pick that jaw up, boy!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, my God! I can't!

You know what, I like this place.
THEY LAUGH

'So, Aaron's with Sharon,
and Brad's made up with Faye.

'Faye. Faye. Faye.

'Faye. She's not listening now.
Faye.

'It turns out that
on the big issues,

'Jake and Liberty
hold very similar positions.'

What's yours? What's your favourite?

My favourite position?
Yeah.

Oh, I like the scissors.

What are the scissors again?
Shut up. Oh, my fucking God.

I'm thinking of someone
with your legs on their shoulders.

Is that not it?

No. The scissors,
you've got scissors like that,

so if you're like that,
then you're like that,

then you're in between,

so, like, leg there, leg there.
Oh!

I can't lie,
I've never done that one before.

Well, there's a first
for everything, you know.

Yeah, is there?!
THEY LAUGH

I think Liberty's eyes,
they draw me in.

Especially from being,
what, a few inches apart,

and she's just staring at your eyes.

Jesus Christ,
if looks could kill, bloody hell.

In a nice way, like. Phwoar!

Oh, I can't wait
for a cuddle later on.

Same. You are comfy, to be fair.

You're the first girl
to ever snore next to me.

Really?
Yeah.

Like, this morning, I was like,
"Lib, Lib, Lib..."

Why don't you use earplugs?
I put the pillow over my head.

Was I proper snoring really bad?
Yeah, and I was like,

"I can't deal with this."
So I just went like this.

It is mad.
Literally, in my whole life,

I've never connected with a guy
that well.

And, like, it to be that instant,

and to have that banter, and to have
that talk, and that connection.

We're like two peas in a pod.

Why am I giving all my game away?
You're getting butterflies!

Oh, butterflies! I've cracked you.

I've cracked you now,
you're getting butterflies already.

Did they just kiss?
Should we just stop and stare?

I'm thinking, "Should I celebrate,
or should I not celebrate?"

There was only so long I could
cuddle and not give you a kiss.

SHE SQUEALS
I love them!

HE FARTS
Oh, my God!

How to kill the mood.

THEY GIGGLE

Oh, my God!
LAUGHTER

Oh, my God, I can taste it
in my mouth.

You can chew on that!
No, I'm dying!

So, you lipsed, yeah?

Oh, yeah.
Yeah, boi! Nice?

It was just like,
when you're just there chatting.

Natural?
Yeah, so natural.

Just, like, it was just waiting
to happen. Do you know what I mean?

What a night, eh?

Did you do what I think you did?

Did you do it?

How was that for you?
It was good.

Was it nice?
Yeah.

Was it really cute?

I'm just, like,
I can't stop smiling.

Aww! You've got the feels.

No, I ain't got the feels!
Yeah, you do.

No, I don't!
Don't lie!

You bloody do. A liar, you are.

I ain't got the feels. But I do
feel like a giddy kid. It's weird.

Do you know why you have
the giddiness? Why?

It's a tell-tale sign of the feels.

'Still to come...
Jake's got the jitters.'

I don't want to be here thinking,
"Yeah, I really do like her"

when I don't, I'm lying to myself.

# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na... #

'It's morning in the villa,

'and I'd like to say a big hi
to everyone over here.

'Hi, everyone. Hugo, could you say
a quick hi to everyone over there?'

Hi, everyone over there.
How's it going? Morning.

# It's ridiculous

# It's been months
And for some reason, I just

# Can't get over us
And I'm stronger than this... #

I always say, ain't it mad how
all humans have eyes, nose, mouth,

but we all look
completely different? Mm.

And that's what our personalities
are meant to be like.

# So sick of love songs
So sad and slow

# So why can't I turn off
The radio? #

OK, so two peppermint tea
with honey in it.

One green tea with honey.
One green tea with honey in it.

One black coffee.
And a black coffee.

And then one normal tea
with two sugars.

And one normal tea with two sugars.
Thanks, babe.

Jake, you ready for the order,
yeah? Yeah, mate.

Hang on, let's get some cups first.

A peppermint tea.
Hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

LAUGHTER
Whoa, whoa.

I need to get it out of my head
before I lose it, you know.

I want to hear all about Lib's snog
cos I missed it.

I missed it, too.
You missed my snog?

We saw it!
LAUGHTER

I think I was making Kaz's toast,
and so I fucking missed it.

Right at the end of the kiss,
he let off this massive fart.

Oh, my God!

One of the top five stinkiest farts
I've ever smelled in my life.

She was sat there like this!

I was like, "Yeah, you like your
man." She was like, "Yeah, girl!"

You have to like your man
to be able to do that, damn.

Peppermint tea, let's go.
I'm gonna lose it.

Peppermint tea with honey in it.

Count one potato, two potato,
three potato, four.

Crap. I think I've lost it.

How was your smooch, Sharon?

Yeah, it was all right. I had to
stop the conversation after,

cos it looked like he'd
dunked his face in a bag of flour.

LAUGHTER
I was like, I can't... I was like,

"I need to stop this conversation
cos I can't take you seriously."

Black coffee. A peppermint tea,
there was a black coffee,

normal tea with two sugars.

Yeah, normal tea.
I forgot that one.

Kaz, did you and Toby
have a little spoon last night?

Yeah, a mini one.
I think I was... We were cuddling

and then I flipped over
and we was just spooning.

Is it two peppermint teas?
I think so, two.

Two peppermint teas
with honey in it. Right.

Two peppermint teas
with honey in it.

So I was the baby spoon.
Oh, you were baby spoon?

I was finally baby spoon.

You were a receiver.
I was a receiver.

Yes, thank the Lord.

It's cute, we cuddled a little bit.

So I feel like he's just opening up
every day, do you know what I mean?

So it's sweet.

Two peppermint teas, a black coffee,
a normal tea with two sugars.

Yeah, and what's the other one?

You don't know.
LAUGHTER

Look, I'll go and ask.

'The Islanders are really struggling
with the Spanish sun.

'The poor lambs.

'I'll just pop round
and set up a parasol.

'Oh, wait, hang on, I can't,

'cos I'm stuck in a windowless
basement in London!'

Fuck, it's hot.
To be fair, with my skin,

I could probably do with
all the help I can get.

Yeah, true, you need to tan.
Come and tan.

Oh, thanks, hon!

I'll suffer for a little bit.
"You need to tan."

Course.
I don't like to...

I have this fear of looking old.

So I don't like sitting in the sun.
No sunbeds, no sitting in the sun.

I'm ginger, aren't I?
You're ginger?

My dad's ginger.
Huh?!

You're not. Yeah, so my mum's,
like, dark skinned, Asian.

Yeah. And then my dad was,
like, ginger when he was younger.

Freckly, really light-skinned.

Oh, that explains the freckles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've got my dad's freckles and his
tendency to burn, which is great.

I'm about as sexy
as a potato waffle.

THEY LAUGH

I've not even got a comment
for that.

I think all the boys are a bit
shocked that we kissed upstairs.

Why? It doesn't mean anything big.

No, but I think it would
to some of the girls.

They'd be like...
HIGH-PITCHED: "Oh, my God!"

Yeah, that's kind of what
it felt like afterwards. Is it?

There's a lot of chemistry
between us

and a lot of flirty banter as well,
so, yeah, it's really good.

I think the way he's approached
everything is really mature as well,

which is, like,
a big win for me as well,

cos that's something
I find more attractive.

Would you, if a guy was
texting you on a dating app,

let's say you matched, chatting for,
like, a day, half a day,

and they were like, "Yo,
can we go out for a drink tomorrow?"

Yeah, let's go.
Oh.

No, there's no point
in dragging it out, is there?

I ain't got fucking time
to sit around texting people.

Like, I don't mind
paying for dates either.

Even the first date?
Yeah.

Surely they've
got to do their thing?

No, cos if I invite you on the date,
then I should pay.

Oh, yeah, I guess, yeah.
Do you ask a lot of guys out?

Not a lot, but I've asked...
Selective.

No, I don't ask a lot of guys out,
but I have asked guys out, yeah.

Seems like we're both
on very similar pages.

We're both quite relaxed,
which is kinda what I wanted,

it's what I needed.
Most other people seem a bit like

they're overthinking a lot,
and she's not doing much of that.

'Hugo's heading over
for a catch-up with Faye.

'Faye. Faye. Faye. Faye.
She's not listening now. Faye.'

Can I grab a water first?
Course you can.

I'll sit and enjoy the sun.
Aw. Have you got water?

Yeah.
Oh, I might just nick yours, then.

Do you want me to just pour some in?

That'd be fucking nice,
that, actually.

What's new with you, Brad?
Fuck all. Just...

Feeling a bit better
about Faye today?

Aye. I've spoken to her
and it's been, like...

And now you're friends.
It's easy.

Like, I knew it would be
because I...

Like, I can talk to anyone,
do you know what I mean?

Yeah, but do you not think now,
you've kind of cleared

and got over it,
now you'll get along, like...

Aye. I was telling her
I were fine this morning.

Do you not think you'll
fancy each other again?

No. Are you fucking ragged?
Are you sure?

I don't think so.
SHE LAUGHS

Oh, dear. I think her and Hugo
are better suited.

When did you decide
you wanted to be a teacher?

So, I loved PE at school.
Did you?! What did you do?

So cricket's my main sport.
Is it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's different, innit?

You know, you've never met someone
with big hands.

Look at that. Look at
those bad boys. Oh, my God!

They're huge.
You have big old hands.

They're, like, good for catching.
I bet!

Everybody loves it!

What's your worst date?
My worst date?

Yeah.
None of them cos I'm on them.

Oh!
Ha-ha-ha!

Pew-pew! Pew, pew! Oh!
SHE LAUGHS

Shots fired.

Always saving it.
'Ey!

Myself and Sharon, there's nothing
kind of romantically there,

and I think her and Aaron

are gonna be, potentially,
a pretty good match.

So I think this might be
a great opportunity to, you know,

take some time with Faye
and really get to know her

and see if anything's there.
I picked her at the start,

so, you know, there was that initial
kind of attraction there. So, yeah.

I don't know about you,

but I think as well,
in here, you're 24.

It's so weird because you act older
than, like, 24,

d'you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, like, you've got a career,
you've got... things going for you.

You know what's important,
if you know what I mean? Mm.

I'm not gonna stroke your ego.
No, I'm sorry.

You've already done it enough.
Have I?

Mm.
How?

I don't think I've stroked your ego
at all there.

A little bit.
Have I?!

Yeah!
I do think...

I do say you're a good-looking boy
all the time, to be fair.

You've got the fucking bone
structure of a god, haven't you?

No-one's ever said,
"Cor, Hugo's got..."

BOTH: "..bone structure!"
HE LAUGHS

You've got bone structure.
You don't even need to contour.

Yeah, I know.
Don't spill all my secrets.

My contouring kit is essential.
SHE LAUGHS

Hugo ticks a lot of boxes.

He's massively career-driven,

and I find that really attractive
in somebody.

Stunning, stunning guy.

Oh, he's beautiful!
So, yeah, big tick.

Well done. Well done, Hugo!

You get a big, green tick.

What do you do at the weekend?

On a weekend?
Mm.

It's, like, literally so routine,
it's weird.

It's me good pals,
we'll go and sit in the coffee shop,

just have a coffee and that,
and chat shite about fucking...

We talk literally...
Do you go to the same coffee shop?

Aye. Every single time.
Coffee shop...

Are you from a small town?
Oh, it's tiny.

Oh, OK.
Right, it makes more sense. OK.

There's loads of coffee shops,
but that one's the best.

That's the best one.
Always ten o'clock we meet there.

Like a mothers' meeting.
It is, aye.

What do you get?
Me? A latte.

Push the boat out,
I might get some salted caramel...

You know the... What's it called?
Syrup.

What's it called? Thingy.

Syrup?
Aye, the syrup.

I've never ever had a conversation
with a boy when, like,

they've not even asked you
one question.

I've never known anything like it.
We do that, and then normally

all the lads play football together
on a Saturday.

Right.

And then we'll just go, for a team,
go and play football.

What are your friends like?
Are they the same as you?

Exactly the same as me.
Oh, OK.

I'm asking questions about
his friends, what he gets up to,

and you just add on at the end,
"What about you?" It's polite.

I'm not pulling him
for a chat again. I don't want to.

It was painful!

IAIN: 'I hate men that don't show
interest in their partner's lives.

'I was saying that the other day
to my wife's brother.

'At least I think it's her brother.
I've never really asked her.

'Talking of questions,
Jake's got a few for Hugo.'

So what do you think about Faye,
then?

Are you gonna pursue it
a bit more or...?

Yeah, mate. Definitely.
Just getting to know her.

But, you know,
we've got a lot in common.

And, obviously, both our situations,

our current couples, we know
what it is. The old switcheroo.

So it wasn't Brad's cup of tea,
and that didn't work out for him,

but that doesn't mean
it's not gonna be for me.

If I didn't, like, give her
the chance or get to know her,

then, you know, I might regret it.

Yes, I guess if the same
with you and Lib as well...

Yeah.
..at the start, you know.

Oh, you know, but I don't want to
necessarily rip her clothes off

at the minute, but...
Judging from last night,

she's clearly grown on you,
in't she, a little bit?

I think ... The biggest thing
is the personality.

Yeah.
Personality is mint.

I can't... I can't fault her.

You can't complain.
You can't ask for anything more.

No. Literally, if I talk to Lib,

it's like talking to Jake
with a wig on.

Yeah. 100%.

And I find that funny as fuck,
but it's just not that...

100% where I look at her and go...
I haven't got the girl there

where I'm like, "Fuck me,
I want to rip your clothes off.

"I want to be in your attention."

Yeah. All the time.
All the time.

I'm quite, like... Not needy,
but I love attention from, like...

I want to walk past and give her
a slap on the ass.

Give her a little cheeky...
Cuddle from behind.

Yeah. Yeah.

I ain't got that with her.
Yeah.

It is a bit surprising, you know,
because from the outside looking in,

I kind of want what they've got,
to be perfectly honest.

I'm a little bit jealous.

I'm not quite sure what more
he's looking for, but, you know,

hopefully the ripping of the clothes

will hopefully come into play
at some point.

I don't want to fake any shit,
do you know what I mean?

Yeah.
I don't want to be in here thinking,

"Yeah, I really do like her,"

when really, it's not...
I don't. I'm lying to myself.

TEXT ALERT
'Still to come...'

I've got a text!
SHE SCREAMS

'..there's good news for the girls.'
ALL: We're going on a date!

'The Islanders are getting ready
for another big night in paradise.

'I like to get dressed up as well,
just to feel like I'm joining in,

'so I've put on my best turtleneck.

'And I think the ladies
are gonna love it.'

The only thing I don't like
boys wearing is turtlenecks.

Boys in turtlenecks is a no-go.

I like a linen.
I like a nice linen shirt on a guy.

If you see a bird on a night out,
what do you like?

A white dress in the summer,
I love that. A white dress.

With blonde hair, yeah?
Whatever, mate. Whatever.

Date night's when I whip out
my shirts and shit.

It's been so long!
It's been so long for a date night.

I'm gonna surprise you girls,

sometimes I even quite like
a little chav pick me up.

Oh, drinkies!
Straight to those bad boys.

Cheers, everyone.
ALL: Cheers.

'Hugo's chatting
to lettings agent Faye.

'You want to be careful going out
with letting agents, mate,

'if you break up,

'you need to give them two months'
notice, or you lose your deposit.'

How are you feeling tonight?
Yeah, good.

Obviously,
it was a pretty chilled day, so...

Yeah, it was nice.

For me, I feel like today's like
my first day in the villa.

Yeah.
Like, I've put to bed any issues

that I had with anyone.
Yeah.

Cos obviously, I'm,
as we established, feisty.

So I feel like I'm only...

not only just coming out of my
shell, but I'm more comfortable.

Yeah, yeah.
Like, so much more comfortable.

So, no, I feel like
I'm in a good place.

I feel like getting to know you,

that's still something
I would want to do anyway. Yeah.

I would just want to pursue this
and see where this goes

because you are the type of person
I want to get to know. Yeah.

Like, you are, you know,
sometimes... you go deep,

don't get me wrong, and sometimes
I kind of want you to be like,

"Oh, Faye, shut the fuck up.
Shut up, Faye."

I'm too sensitive?
"Shut up, Faye."

But we can work on that.
Yeah.

You can be like, "Oh, shut up, Faye,
you're such a prick."

I'm sure the more time I spend
with you, it'll probably happen.

If you are taking the piss out of me
and stuff,

then that's, like,
also all I want from someone. Yeah.

So, like, we're just gonna continue
doing what we're doing. Yeah.

Work on this.
Sounds good to me.

Work on this.
Yeah, we're gotta work on this.

Yeah, it's good.
Shall we go back up?

Yeah, let's do it.
Cool. We'll chat again later.

After you. After you.
Please. If that's OK.

I'll grab the blanket. Can we chat
again later? OK if we do that?

Yeah, let's do it. We'll get back
involved, and then get back to it.

Yeah, I hope so.

We don't need to rush things,
we're here for the proper thing,

we're here for love,
and you can't rush that.

So keep getting to know each other,
keep having fun,

and look forward to the future.

I texted Brad some questions
to ask Chloe,

so he at least looks like
he isn't totally self-obsessed.

I think he's about to ask...

Nope, he's showing her
a picture of himself.

SHE LAUGHS

You look like a Ken doll.
I do. I said...

Doesn't even look like you!

Now we're sat down there,
must have sat down there a while

cos you know when I came
back up with the lads? Yeah.

They were like,
"You've caught the sun."

We must have been down there
a while. Yeah.

They were like,
"Good chat with Chloe?" "Aye."

SHE LAUGHS
What?

Brad, you talk so much.
Do you not realise?

You talk so much. I was sat there
and I was thinking, like,

"I don't think I've spoken
in 20 minutes!"

Cos I just keep talking?
THEY LAUGH

Yeah, we had another Brad chat.

I know a lot,
a lot about Brad now, you know.

I have no clue
what he knows about me.

Do you think when it is silent,
you feel the need to talk?

I just will talk, I don't know,
can't sit there and just be like...

SHE LAUGHS
Oh, God.

Do you know what I mean?
LAUGHING: Yeah.

I've never met someone so chatty
in my whole life.

I hope this is a good thing.

I hope the chat was a bit more
two-way tonight.

I think it was, anyways.

At least the conversation
was actually flowing, you know.

Like, there wasn't a dull moment,
it was good convo.

I'm someone that can
enjoy my own company. Yeah.

But the majority of the time,
you're sat there and you're like,

you know just when there's things
that you want to do...

I think she would just like to have
some questions asked about her.

Like, if he's interested in her,
to ask her, to be interested.

Yeah, cos if you like someone,
you ask questions about them, right?

Yeah, you show your interest,
don't you? Yeah.

What's your, like...
What's your story? Like...

I had a really nice boyfriend when I
was younger, then I met someone else

and we were, like,
together for five years,

but I was never his girlfriend.

One question this time,
we got a question.

I genuinely think he just
doesn't know how to flirt.

Mm. It's not good.

Yeah, there's just... There's
random things I ask sometimes.

Can't even think of it off my head,

but sometimes
when you're in a situation

you're just like, "Nah,
this should be really good to do."

I found myself zoning out and being
like, "Oh, you're back in the room."

We had a bit of a... Again, we had
a laugh. Obviously that was...

A lot of it was funny,
but the chat is not it.

IAIN: 'Chloe, if it's sophisticated,
highbrow, intellectually challenging

'conversation you're after,
talk to a teacher. Hugo?'

I used to be able to put
my leg over my head. Sorry?

Yeah, I used to be able to put
my leg over my head,

like a party trick.
Can you?

TEXT ALERT

Is that an actual text?
Is it proper?

I've got a text!

Oh, my God. I know Chuggs!
What do you mean, you know Chuggs?

You know Chuggs!
How do you know Chuggs?

Oh, Aaron! Ooh!

Who you going on a date with?
Chuggs!

Chuggs?
Chuggs!

Who is Chuggs?
Sharon!

TEXT ALERT

Got a text!
Oh, shit!

Oh, fucking hell, new boys.
Two new lads.

Bring on Faye and Liam! Geez!

I love myself a brickie!

I know a Chuggs.
I know a Chuggs that plays...

It was a rugby hashtag, wasn't it?

It's the game, it's why we're here,
and we'll see the new boys

shoot their shot and play
their game, play their field.

And, yeah,
I've got my wits about me

so I'm all good, I'm all cool.

He knows a Chuggs that plays rugby.
Back myself, always.

I think you've always got to
back yourself, always.

I've made it very clear with Sharon
how I feel.

That's all you can do, really.
Let the best man win.

Oh, my God!
CHEERING

Chuggs. Who is a rugby player,
and it's "#scrummy".

All: You're going on a date!
You're going on a date!

I want to see him.
Yeah, always back yourself.

Got to back yourself, innit?

Your man gotta work harder,
he gotta work harder!

If it's the person I'm
thinking about, like, he's posh.

LAUGHTER

I don't even fucking know
what's going on,

I want to know
why he's called bloody Chuggs.

Is your arse going...
WHISTLES

No, mate, why are you thinking that?

What are you guys hoping for?
I hope for, like, somebody tall.

Like, fit. But if he's a bricklayer,
he's gonna be, isn't he?

He's gonna be like... Oof.

All right, boys, I'm gonna
go toilet. Be right back.

You shitting yourself?
LAUGHTER

Get you smelling good for Liam!
Oh, baby!

I am excited to leave the villa
and meet a new boy, you know.

Hopefully it'll spice things up
and we'll see what happens.

CHEERING

CHANTING: We're going on a date!
We're going on a date!

What a fucking treat!

I love this! How exciting!

'Coming up...'
Cheers.

'..it's date night.'
Will you come and hop in my bed?

I hope so.
Shall we try and make that happen?

IAIN STIRLING:
'Welcome to the Bistro D'Amor.

'Chuggs, Liam, I've got some special
little friends waiting...

'Nope, this is creepy,
just be nice to Sharon and Faye.'

Hello, you OK?
How are you?

Oh, my God, you just keep going.
How tall are you?

Six foot six.
6"6!

Not a bad height, is it?
That's all right.

I'll definitely wear heels.
That's a good thing.

I think you need them.
I know!

You smell amazing.
Oh, thank you.

How are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm not bad at all.

I'm really excited to be here.
I've got a question. Chuggs?

Chuggs. Yeah.

This was gonna come at some point.
Get it out of the way now.

So, it's my nickname, Chuggs.

It's like a baby name.
"Cuddles and hugs."

Oh, that's cute.
I looked at it and I was a bit like,

"Oh, no, I feel like
there's a story behind it."

My Christian name's Oliver.
OK.

How are you?
I'm good. How are you?

I'm very good, very good. Cheers.
Cheers.

You look lovely.
Oh, thank you. So do you.

I feel like I've got,
like, John Travolta vibes from you.

Not bad, not bad.
I know, right!

It looks good!
Thank you, thank you.

Lovely to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Cheers to your first date.
Yeah.

Not too bad.
Whereabouts are you from?

I'm from Oxford.
Oxford? I went to uni in Oxford.

I've worked in London
since I was 18.

In London?
Yeah, yeah.

Whereabouts?
Westminster.

Oh, I'm literally about to move
to Westminster.

Are you?! No way!
What about you? Where are you from?

The Valleys, South Wales.
Oh, are you?

Do you know the Valleys?
Well, I mean...

Pretty thick accent.
Yeah, it's very thick.

I've been to Cardiff.
Why did you go Cardiff?

I just went shopping.

Not a night out?
No!

You want a night out.

Do you know what,
I've never been on a night out

anywhere else apart from in Devon.
Really?

That's embarrassing, isn't it?
I've just never been.

Do you go out much?
I'm not like a go-hard party girl.

But I do like to go out.

And when I do go out, I go hard.

You go out-out?
I go out-out.

Are you a big party boy?
Erm...

You look a little bit like
you might be a bit of a party boy.

I do enjoy a party, yeah.
Do you?

What's your, like, traditional type?

Have you got your eye on anyone
currently?

Er... I feel like
it's early days, right.

Like, for me, main attraction

is about, like,
how you get on with someone,

whether they understand your banter.
I'm really dry and sarcastic.

If I come across
like I've offended you,

I'd rather somebody
called me out on it.

But yeah, like, someone who's
active, has their own hobbies,

has their own life.

You're independent?
Yeah, yeah.

So, like, it's nice to have
someone who has their own thing

and we can spend time together.
That's basically my type.

Generally, like, physically,
there's not one single type.

Like, I've dated people that look
very differently from each other.

But that's the sort of things
I tend to go for.

That's interesting.
What about you?

Traditionally, like,
I've always just gone for,

like, petite, really,
like, facially pretty,

blonde, or brunette.
I'm not overly fussy.

But what I'm looking for most,
it's so important to me,

is, like, a best friend.
I just want that, like, best friend.

I need a girl that goes in there,
like, gives my mum a kiss,

says hi to my dad,
is chatting with my brothers,

giving them chat, you know?

Not just, like,
sitting there shrivelled all up.

Not asking for a lot, then!
Yeah. The list goes on.

What is it that you're looking for?

I haven't had a relationship
for the past two-and-a-half years.

Really? Same.

Same for you, yeah?
Yeah, same timing.

Two, two-and-a-half years.
My mates are always

in and out of relationships.
And I just never seem to be.

I don't settle for...
settle for less.

OK.
And yeah, it takes a lot for someone

to really, like,
sweep me off my feet.

OK.
So that's why I'm coming here.

To see what you can find?
Broaden my horizons.

Yo, Hugo.
How are you feeling?

How do you feel
about Faye's reaction?

Cos I'm seeing her doing a little...

Nah, like, mate,
at the end of the day,

obviously,
if she was going on, like...

I can't stop her, can I?
That's just the way it is.

I'm pretty chill, like.

I might have a chat afterwards,
or at some point tomorrow.

Depending on what time
they get back. Go from there.

We'll just wait and see.

Hugo, man, just relax.
You'll be fine, mate.

Oh, I am. I'm calm. Mate, I'm calm.

Who are you coupled up with
at the moment?

So, I'm coupled up with Hugo
at the moment.

Hugo.
Yeah.

But it's very much like, we are...
We're good friends. OK.

So you're coupled up, but you're
looking elsewhere, basically?

Just waiting for some,
two strapping lads to walk in?

Well, yeah... I mean, I'm looking
for one, as opposed to two!

But no, like,
we've both had that conversation.

I'm happy for him
to get to know other people.

You've had a conversation?
Yeah, yeah.

I've enjoyed getting to know
the other guys in the villa.

And speaking to, like... I've
spoken to Aaron quite a few times.

We've had quite a few conversations,
and things like that.

You're cool, like, you're ready?
Yeah.

That's cool.

So, how old are you?
I'm 21.

Are you?
21, yeah.

How old are you, do you mind me
asking? Oh, sweet Jesus.

I've just turned 26.
26? Yeah, yeah.

You don't look 21.
Do you get that a lot?

I get that a lot, yeah.
Do you?

People say I look 30, which
is a bit of an insult, I think.

No, I thought you were, like,
my age. Oh, wow.

Have you ever been on a date
with someone younger?

I've been to Cougarville.
I quite liked it, to be fair,

I quite liked it.

So, I've been single
for nearly half a year,

so sort of like four or five months.

Erm... Was going out with her
for a year-and-a-half, two years,

sort of on and off.

I think, as time grew on,
we just sort of realised

that we don't have as much in common
as we once thought we did,

it just fizzled out from there,
really.

I'm definitely ready to go again,
I've been on a few dates,

and so far, so good!
SHE LAUGHS

Yeah, no pressure, then, hey?
No pressure.

No, that's really cool.

I think it's probably easier to find
out earlier on in a relationship

than find out later.
Yeah, for sure.

I think if you feel something's off
with Hugo,

you guys, by the sound of things,
didn't feel it, and you close it,

it saves all that drama,
the maybes, the ifs.

It's a waste of time,
no-one's got time for that.

So, your normal type, then?
What type is that?

So I always go for someone who's
older, so 26 is the perfect age.

Do you? Stop it.

A big thing for me is independence.
Yeah.

I want them to want me.
Oh, OK.

But I don't want them to need me.
Oh. Yeah, I like that, I like that.

Looks and personality-wise, I tend
to go for tanned, tanned skin,

brunette.
Oh, do you?

Good teeth, good body.

But they've got to have the
personality, looks only go so far.

I like someone who's fun,
you know, outgoing. Mm.

And takes charge. I need someone
to keep me on my toes.

So what do you tend to
look for in a guy?

So I'm looking for good height,
good teeth, good hairline.

Yeah.
And that you can tan.

I can't think of anything worse
than someone who can't tan.

I haven't got a bad tan.
Not a bad tan, is it?

You've got a good tan going on,
I was thinking that.

The Spanish sun.
It's lovely, isn't it?

It's looking after me.
Looking after you well.

You have a good tan as well, mind.
I know.

Great tan. I was like, "I'm doing
all right for a blonde girl."

Oh, shit's got real, boys.
I quite like it.

Yeah, I like it, I like attention.
How did Sharon take it? Was she...

She was excited.

Was she?
She's going on a date, innit?

A brickie and a rugby player.
I know a load of brickies, me.

Normally, rugby players
are canny confident an' all.

Chuggs is a good-looking lad,

plays rugby at uni,
like, he's got a bit about him.

No, they can potentially
take your lasses,

but it's gonna be a different bit of
craic straightaway. Yeah, exactly.

I like this tension, I like it.
Ooh! I love it.

You're coupled up with...?

Oh, God. I'm coupled up with Brad.
I mean...

He's a good-looking lad,
though, you know.

Dead as a dodo.
Really?

I can't say that he's not a
good-looking lad, cos he's stunning,

he'll definitely find someone
in there. Oh, gosh, yeah.

It's just not me. So...

So you're not enjoying the bed...
Oh, my God, the bed is awkward.

I literally sleep
so far on the other side of the bed

that it actually hurts my spine

cos I'm, like,
half nearly falling off the bed.

Do you want to move beds, yeah?
Yeah, oh, I want to bed swap.

I'll have a bed for you
in a few days' time.

Oh, I hope so. I hope so.
You can come and hop in my bed.

I hope so. Shall we
get back to the villa, then,

and try and make that happen, or...?
We can, yeah.

Can swap things around.
Yeah. Well, cheers.

Cheers to that.
Thank you for a first date.

Cheers to that. Cheers to
many more dates, hopefully.

MUSIC: 'Only Ticket Home'
by Gavin James

# You'll be my only ticket home
La-la-la-la-la

# Can we take the long way home? #

Oh, you're gonna be psyched, guys.
I'm looking forward to it.

So exciting.
Oh, my God.

Are you nervous?
Aye.

No, don't be nervous.

No-one's eating my fucking yoghurt,
I tell you.

I'm going on a diet tomorrow.

Have you not had one of these?

HE MUMBLES
Huh?

Oh, my God, they're stress eating.
SHE SNORTS

Shove it down, shove it down,
shove it down.

Can you actually believe
you're going in?

It's crazy, innit?
Let's go.

Let's get you meeting everyone.
This is mad.

Are you nervous?
Wow.

Shall we take your hand?
Yeah?

Shall we take your hand?

Oi-oi!
SCREAMING

Hey.
Hi!

Oh, my God.
Hello.

# I'm here to rumble... #

Oi-oi!
All right, lads?

How are we?

This is gonna funny. Trust me.

Thank you, the British public,
you have pulled it out the bag.

What a fucking treat. What a snack.

'Tomorrow night...'

See which one of the boys
clocks over, clocks over first.

'..the new boys turn heads,
and a re-coupling...'

TEXT ALERT
'..shakes the villa.'

Tonight, there will be a re-coupling

in which the girls will choose which
boy they want to couple up with.