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Hello Hi What are you doing here?

I live here

I thought you were at wrestling practice.

I got canceled.

Oh, okay.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing.

Hanging out.

Can I hang out?

Why are you being weird?

You guys are being weird.

No, we're not.

What, you just want to hang out with my stepsisters? Why is that weird?

Why are you guys sitting so close to each other?

Dude, we're just hanging out.

Why were you, like, whispering stuff to each other?

Yeah.

Why?

You didn't know I was home.

I know.

It's just what we do, but, uh... You know.

You guys are definitely... You're being weird.

...up to something.

It's none of your business.

You know what I don't understand?

What?

It's like, why don't you guys have boyfriends?

I don't want to.

I don't like being single.

Me too.

Because I know, like, four different guys from school that, like, each of you

out, and they all said that you should turn them all down.

And you didn't even, like, go on a date or anything. And, like, these are, like,

you know, like, pretty good -looking dudes.

They were, but, you know, we're good.

You like being single, doing your own thing.

Yeah.

That just seems weird to me.

It's not interested.

Alright,

whatever. I'll leave you weirdos alone, I guess.

I knew it.

What are you doing in here? I freaking knew it.

What are you doing here?

What are you guys doing? You're doing lesbian stuff. I knew it. I knew that's

what was going on.

No, we're just... She wanted to check something and... We're doing girl stuff

and girl can do that.

That's not true.

That's a lie. I'm telling mom. I'm telling mom you guys are lesbians.

I don't think she was worried about it.

So you're here to have her?

Yeah, she's checking for me.

You're lying.

I know you're lying.

No, we're not.

What are you even doing here?

I just, I didn't know you were in the bathroom.

You're like making it awkward and stuff, so.

Now you're making it awkward.

I'm going to tell mom. I'm going to tell mom.

What?

yeah well i'm all i'm not being important i didn't do anything i didn't

we're not doing anything either you just walk in and all right i didn't yeah all

right whatever i know you guys are

Okay, that was weird. I don't know.

I had to keep going.

You want to hear that?

What the fuck?

Alex!

What the fuck?

What the fuck are you doing here?

What the fuck? I knew it. I knew what we were doing. I saw everything. I saw

everything you were making out and eating.

What? I mean,

what are you doing?

I just... I...

Don't worry about what I'm doing. I'm telling you for sure now. Are you spying

on us?

What are you doing?

I started jerking off because I got sick.

You guys are sick.

You're not doing anything. Just being friendly.

Okay,

I'm going to tell. I don't care.

You're going to tell mom?

Yes.

Well, we're going to tell mom on you.

I don't care. She's going to believe me. We're all going to be in trouble. She

trusts me more than you guys.

After this? I don't think so. They're still in court here.

Or... What would it take for you not to tell?

Maybe you guys would just let me hang out.

And I just don't say anything and you just do what you were doing.

No, that's sick.

I'm not trying to get in trouble. Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm pretending I'm not here. I'm just going to be quiet. I don't say

anything. Don't say anything at all to anyone. This didn't happen to me.

Okay.

Oh, it's jerking off really loud.

It's really distracting right now.

No, no.

I'm jerking off like normal. What are you talking about?

Okay. Get off my face, dude.

What? It's all in my face.

You're talking to me. It's loud, and it's in my face, and it's distracting.

It's kind of big, though.

Don't touch it.

It's so weird.

You're in my spot. i think it's flat right now i don't know how

are you you're kidding me

yeah try

it

So can you go?

I'm not okay.

I can't

go further.

This is just so weird.

This is so distracting for me.

It's so weird.

It's like, I can't, I can't overdo this.

You should try it.

Yeah, you should.

It's a good idea.

I don't know. It's too weird.

I don't know.

It's like, what are you doing?

I can't do this.

Look at it. Look at it.

What are you doing?

This is... Come on, just try it.

What? It feels really good.

Just try it. Just a little.

It's really good. I don't know. This is weird.

I'm a parent.

Just really... Okay.

Okay. Before I start this...

Don't worry, nobody's going to find out, okay?

I'm honest.

Nobody's gonna get in trouble.

I don't know.

You can just relax.

Yeah, just relax.

It's fine.

It's really good.

I can't look

No.