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i really enjoy living in spain with my wife she's very beautiful she's very

loyal to me she makes me lovely dinner and we work well together i hope you

enjoy like i enjoy spain spain is fantastic i want to live here for many

years and you are welcome in my house anytime with my beautiful

Thank you, my darling.

She's a very lovely girl.

She's beautiful.

I'm a lucky man to be married to such a beautiful woman.

She's wonderful.

Wow. If there's anything for me, I like.

She's absolutely beautiful.

It's gorgeous.

My wife is Primero.

And I love living in Spain with her. It's fantastic.

We've been together many years.

She's so wonderful.

Yes, baby.

I hope you'll be very happy with joining us for dinner many times.

She's gorgeous.

How are you, my darling?

Good,

baby? Yes, of course. Sit down.

Thank you.

Okay.

Enjoy.

And what do you do? What do you do for a living?

Well, the truth is that I sell cars.

I bring cars from Germany.

Interesting.

Yes. It's going to be good. It's going to be good. I make money. I make money.

And you?

Nothing. I'm just a good wife who takes care of her husband.

You're the biggest family.

No. We've married many years. She's wonderful.

Oh, baby.

Thank you.

My English is no good.

The house is beautiful, the house is beautiful.

La casa, la casa es muy bonita. La casa es buena para ti.

Todo está bello aquí.

Oh,

baby, what happened?

I need more salt.

Oh, sorry.

I need more salt, baby.

Oh, baby, sorry.

I need more salt for me and my friend. Okay, okay.

Me gusta tu casa. It's beautiful.

Don't watch.

I don't care how much it costs. For her, it's fine.

That's good.

You can be my guest anytime.

You want to buy it?

You want to buy the house?

Yes.

About one hour from the Costa Grande, if you get the bus outside, you can take

the bus over the hill to Can Ruti, and you can go to Laredo March in one hour.

You come here, it's great.

You reach the playa one hour from here to here. That's true, actually.

You can get the bus here, number 12, go over the hill to Can Ruti, change the

bus number 6, and go down to Badalona, the playa de Badalona.

You can go with us, go to the beach.

We will bathe together in the sea, in the sun.

It's good fun.

They come from Barcelona into Montana. Actually, it's a true story. My friend,

he's from New York City. He actually has a house in Blattis.

Yeah, and it's good for all the days.

I hope you like it. You might get them for him.

Banus, where are you?

Banus, where are you going?

We need to stop, Banus. I'm going, baby.

One moment, please.

Oh, yes, please get it. We need to stop.

Okay, baby, sorry.

We need it. You will be sorry, my love. Do you like the dinner?

Thank you.

You want

to enjoy it?

I hope you enjoy my wife's hospitality.

That's good.

Eat your salad.

Salad. We can go into Moncada. It's a nice town.

Have some dinner and things.

With me and my wife.

You want to join?

Yeah? Good?

Where is the salad?

It's coming soon.

I might get the salad.

We can go into the restaurants on the beach.

That's where.

Do you have a good restaurant?

Yes. Moscato.

And... Ciparones. Do you like Ciparones? Do you like Ciparones? Do you like

Ciparones? Do you like Ciparones?

Do you like Ciparones? Do you like Ciparones? Do you like Ciparones? Do you

Ciparones?

Do you like Ciparones?

All the gambas.

Gambas, langostino. We were talking about shrimp.

Yes, yes,

yes.

Is it good?

Yes.

In my Rolls Royce.

Yeah?

You like Rolls Royce, Emilio?

Yeah. Yeah? I will take you there.

In the Rolls Royce.

With the chauffeur. He'll be very nice.

Yeah?

You can bring your sister or something. It would be good.

You're enjoying the hospitality

in my house. Yeah?

That's good.

You can be my guest any time at the castle, any time.

You can come and share the swimming pool, the barbecue, anything you want.

I will send the Rolls Royce to pick you up from your house.

Where is your house?

Where is your house?

My house? My house is yours and hers.

No, your house is mine and hers.

Where is your house?

Amelio, are you feeling okay?

Do you want me to put on a conditioning?

Very hot. It's very hot? Why are you hot?

Yes. Why are you hot?

Mucho, mucho.

Por qué?

You look out of the animal.

Don't move.

Perus, where is the salt? I need the fucking salt. Bring it to me.

Fucking Emilio is passing out here with the heat exhaustion.

He needs salt.

Please bring the fucking salt.

We need it. Let's teach ourselves.

You want me to hide here, baby?

Rapido, puta. Get the salt.

Perus, Perus.

Where is the salt?

Where is the salt for my friend? He's collapsing.

Hurry, you son of a bitch! Where is the salt? Please!

He's okay, no problem.

You need salt.

Fetch the salt for him.

He's dying.

What is wrong with him?

Hurry, you son of a bitch!

She just likes to buy expensive clothes, spend all my money, go on holidays.

She does nothing for me.

She does nothing.

She cannot cook.

The dinner is terrible.

No sal.

I apologize for the hospitality.

Next time, I will pick you up.

Yeah, my shopper. I will pick you up and I will take you to wherever you want to

go.

We can go to Barcelona, Salamanca, and then the next day we can go on my

private yacht and we can go to...

Where is my wife? She takes so long, I don't know if she gets anything.

But I'm sure she will be okay.

And then we can go many times to Ibiza,

Menorca, Mallorca, my home, everywhere.

You can be my guest on my boat.

Are you okay?

Is it hot?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you need a window opening?

Oh, no problem, no problem.

I'm glad you're out of it yet. Yeah.

You want to go in?

Yeah.

But we won't take Venus because she cannot cook.

We'll go to the great, what do you call it?

The... Circus, Circus in Las Vegas.

It's a great hotel.

Are you okay?

I'm okay, I'm okay.

Do you need a shower?

Take a drink

Do you need help? No, no, no. Take a drink.

I think you need a hand. It's very hot in here.

It's hot.

Eat the salad. Eat the terrible salad.

Eat a little more.

Eat a little more.

Where have you been?

Where did you go?

I'm not happy, baby.

Why not?

No, in house no have sauce. You alone have sauce?

No.

My darling, you have sauce in your chest. Clean your chest.

It's sauce.

But it's in your chest.

It's sauce, I like.

Yeah, but wipe your chest. It's terrible.

Wipe it with the cup.

It's terrible.

You kept my guest waiting for the sauce. And it's been very thick.

You have not made a good house tonight in our house. What happened, baby?

Because you've not been good to our house. Please, the next time my guest

to our house, you must treat him a lot better than you have. Okay. The man has

not enjoyed his meal, he has no salt on his meal, and he's feeling sick, and you

do nothing for him. I understand, baby. I'm sorry.

Please apologize to our guest. Okay.