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i really enjoy living in spain with my
wife she's very beautiful she's very
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loyal to me she makes me lovely dinner
and we work well together i hope you
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enjoy like i enjoy spain spain is
fantastic i want to live here for many
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years and you are welcome in my house
anytime with my beautiful
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Thank you, my darling.
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She's a very lovely girl.
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She's beautiful.
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I'm a lucky man to be married to such a
beautiful woman.
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She's wonderful.
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Wow. If there's anything for me, I like.
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She's absolutely beautiful.
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It's gorgeous.
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My wife is Primero.
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And I love living in Spain with her.
It's fantastic.
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We've been together many years.
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She's so wonderful.
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Yes, baby.
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I hope you'll be very happy with joining
us for dinner many times.
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She's gorgeous.
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How are you, my darling?
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Good,
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baby? Yes, of course. Sit down.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Enjoy.
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And what do you do? What do you do for a
living?
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Well, the truth is that I sell cars.
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I bring cars from Germany.
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Interesting.
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Yes. It's going to be good. It's going
to be good. I make money. I make money.
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And you?
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Nothing. I'm just a good wife who takes
care of her husband.
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You're the biggest family.
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No. We've married many years. She's
wonderful.
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Oh, baby.
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Thank you.
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My English is no good.
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The house is beautiful, the house is
beautiful.
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La casa, la casa es muy bonita. La casa
es buena para ti.
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Todo está bello aquí.
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Oh,
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baby, what happened?
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I need more salt.
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Oh, sorry.
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I need more salt, baby.
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Oh, baby, sorry.
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I need more salt for me and my friend.
Okay, okay.
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Me gusta tu casa. It's beautiful.
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Don't watch.
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I don't care how much it costs. For her,
it's fine.
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That's good.
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You can be my guest anytime.
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You want to buy it?
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You want to buy the house?
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Yes.
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About one hour from the Costa Grande, if
you get the bus outside, you can take
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the bus over the hill to Can Ruti, and
you can go to Laredo March in one hour.
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You come here, it's great.
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You reach the playa one hour from here
to here. That's true, actually.
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You can get the bus here, number 12, go
over the hill to Can Ruti, change the
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bus number 6, and go down to Badalona,
the playa de Badalona.
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You can go with us, go to the beach.
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We will bathe together in the sea, in
the sun.
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It's good fun.
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They come from Barcelona into Montana.
Actually, it's a true story. My friend,
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he's from New York City. He actually has
a house in Blattis.
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Yeah, and it's good for all the days.
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I hope you like it. You might get them
for him.
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Banus, where are you?
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Banus, where are you going?
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We need to stop, Banus. I'm going, baby.
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One moment, please.
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Oh, yes, please get it. We need to stop.
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Okay, baby, sorry.
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We need it. You will be sorry, my love.
Do you like the dinner?
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Thank you.
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You want
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to enjoy it?
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I hope you enjoy my wife's hospitality.
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That's good.
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Eat your salad.
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Salad. We can go into Moncada. It's a
nice town.
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Have some dinner and things.
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With me and my wife.
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You want to join?
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Yeah? Good?
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Where is the salad?
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It's coming soon.
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I might get the salad.
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We can go into the restaurants on the
beach.
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That's where.
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Do you have a good restaurant?
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Yes. Moscato.
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And... Ciparones. Do you like Ciparones?
Do you like Ciparones? Do you like
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Ciparones? Do you like Ciparones?
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Do you like Ciparones? Do you like
Ciparones? Do you like Ciparones? Do you
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Ciparones?
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Do you like Ciparones?
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All the gambas.
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Gambas, langostino. We were talking
about shrimp.
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Yes, yes,
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yes.
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Is it good?
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Yes.
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In my Rolls Royce.
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Yeah?
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You like Rolls Royce, Emilio?
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Yeah. Yeah? I will take you there.
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In the Rolls Royce.
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With the chauffeur. He'll be very nice.
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Yeah?
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You can bring your sister or something.
It would be good.
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You're enjoying the hospitality
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in my house. Yeah?
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That's good.
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You can be my guest any time at the
castle, any time.
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You can come and share the swimming
pool, the barbecue, anything you want.
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I will send the Rolls Royce to pick you
up from your house.
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Where is your house?
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Where is your house?
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My house? My house is yours and hers.
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No, your house is mine and hers.
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Where is your house?
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Amelio, are you feeling okay?
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Do you want me to put on a conditioning?
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Very hot. It's very hot? Why are you
hot?
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Yes. Why are you hot?
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Mucho, mucho.
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Por qué?
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You look out of the animal.
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Don't move.
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Perus, where is the salt? I need the
fucking salt. Bring it to me.
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Fucking Emilio is passing out here with
the heat exhaustion.
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He needs salt.
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Please bring the fucking salt.
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We need it. Let's teach ourselves.
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You want me to hide here, baby?
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Rapido, puta. Get the salt.
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Perus, Perus.
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Where is the salt?
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Where is the salt for my friend? He's
collapsing.
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Hurry, you son of a bitch! Where is the
salt? Please!
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He's okay, no problem.
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You need salt.
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Fetch the salt for him.
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He's dying.
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What is wrong with him?
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Hurry, you son of a bitch!
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She just likes to buy expensive clothes,
spend all my money, go on holidays.
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She does nothing for me.
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She does nothing.
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She cannot cook.
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The dinner is terrible.
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No sal.
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I apologize for the hospitality.
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Next time, I will pick you up.
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Yeah, my shopper. I will pick you up and
I will take you to wherever you want to
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go.
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We can go to Barcelona, Salamanca, and
then the next day we can go on my
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private yacht and we can go to...
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Where is my wife? She takes so long, I
don't know if she gets anything.
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But I'm sure she will be okay.
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And then we can go many times to Ibiza,
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Menorca, Mallorca, my home, everywhere.
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You can be my guest on my boat.
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Are you okay?
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Is it hot?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Do you need a window opening?
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Oh, no problem, no problem.
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I'm glad you're out of it yet. Yeah.
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You want to go in?
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Yeah.
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But we won't take Venus because she
cannot cook.
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We'll go to the great, what do you call
it?
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The... Circus, Circus in Las Vegas.
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It's a great hotel.
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Are you okay?
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I'm okay, I'm okay.
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Do you need a shower?
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Take a drink
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Do you need help? No, no, no. Take a
drink.
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I think you need a hand. It's very hot
in here.
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It's hot.
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Eat the salad. Eat the terrible salad.
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Eat a little more.
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Eat a little more.
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Where have you been?
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Where did you go?
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I'm not happy, baby.
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Why not?
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No, in house no have sauce. You alone
have sauce?
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No.
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My darling, you have sauce in your
chest. Clean your chest.
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It's sauce.
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But it's in your chest.
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It's sauce, I like.
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Yeah, but wipe your chest. It's
terrible.
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Wipe it with the cup.
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It's terrible.
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You kept my guest waiting for the sauce.
And it's been very thick.
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You have not made a good house tonight
in our house. What happened, baby?
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Because you've not been good to our
house. Please, the next time my guest
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to our house, you must treat him a lot
better than you have. Okay. The man has
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not enjoyed his meal, he has no salt on
his meal, and he's feeling sick, and you
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do nothing for him. I understand, baby.
I'm sorry.
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Please apologize to our guest. Okay.
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