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So you gotta work at the radio
station on Christmas Eve?
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God, it's like doesn't anyone respect
the sanctity of that holy night?
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We were gonna get drunk and fool around
behind your dad's manger scene.
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But this is my first shot at DJ-ing.
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If I do well, Hot Donna could be the regular DJ
on Tuesdays from 1 to 5 am.
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Every insomniac and burn out in
town is gonna know who I am.
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Well say hello to your target audience.
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Play more Zeppelin.
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You guys, I've got some terrible news. I've
just been kicked off the cheerleading squad.
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- Oh my little Jesus!
- Oh no! - Why?
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Jackie I know how you feel,
I once got kicked off a cheerleader.
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Well I need to get back
on that squad.
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They might be a bunch of pom-pom
waving bitches, but they're all I know.
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Steven, you've gotta take me to the
"Christmas Eve dance" tomorrow night.
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Uh no.
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I can either dance with, or spend
Christmas Eve with you; cannot do a combo.
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Steven, they will never take me back
if I don't show up all proud.
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If you could just see...that this is something
that's...really important to me then...you'd
understand that as my boyfriend...you should go.
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Fine!
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Please...
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Fine!
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Hey shut up, if I'm going,
you guys are coming with me.
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Oh no, cannot go to
a high school dance!
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I'm gonna be a father soon
I gotta start acting more mature.
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All right, orange!
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Yeah, I'm not going either. The football
team and I have a little disagreement.
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They think it's funny
to stuff me into a locker,
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and I disagree!
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Yeah man, the day I graduated, I promised
myself I would never set foot in that
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God forsaken place again.
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Great news, kids.
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Red's gonna be the Santa down at the mall
on Christmas Eve, and I've signed you
all up to be his little helpers.
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Oh, I'm sorry Mom, we're all going to the
Christmas Eve dance at school.
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That 70's show Season 6 Episode 7
Christmas
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Subtitles by Sir Martini
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moonshine85@gmail.com
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Don't go away kids, "A Year Without
A Santa Claus" will be right back.
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Man, Heat Miser is badass.
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So what time are you coming
down the station tonight?
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Let's see, the Christmas dance starts eight o'clock,
so I'll just come as soon as it gets lame...
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say uh 8:02.
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Yeah. Hey y'know what, I'll even bring you
something sweet to munch on, oh and some cookies!
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What? Oh, What?
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Okay now,
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please stand still.
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Nobody likes a Santa
with plumbers butt.
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- Why am I doing this? - Because I
wanna force some good cheer through your
clogged arteries and into your cranky heart.
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Yeah, it's like Christmas Draino.
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I can't believe you're
replacing me as Santa, Red.
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Three years and now
management says I'm too jolly?
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- What do you want, Bob?
- I want to be Santa!
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Well, it's Red's turn this year.
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Santa could use an elf.
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Fine.But I don't wanna sit in the back and
pretend to assemble toys,
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I want to participate.
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Yeah Bob, you gotta keep your dignity.
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If you're in an elf costume, you don't want
that tiny hammer making you look silly.
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Steven, for the Christmas Eve dance...
What do you think about this tie...
Maybe this jacket...How about a blazer? Fine!
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Bolo?
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- Fine
- Ok!
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Okay Brooke, I made a list of all the reasons
why I'm gonna make a great dad
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for our little baby.
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Okay number one, I am a waiter,
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so we'll never run out of straws.
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See, look kids love straws
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Michel, look I really appreciate
the gesture, but no thanks.
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Seriously, I think if we just hang out,
you'll see that I'm getting a lot more mature.
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I mean, just the other day I watched golf,
and took a nap.
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Look Michael, if we weren't in this situation
I think you'd be a really good friend.
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I mean you're nice, you bring
me stuff,dogs love you.
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I just think we should limit
our time together...
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... to almost none.
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Alright, how about we make a compromise between
'almost none' and what I want to do, which is 'it'?
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Okay, if you want, you can help me hang decorations
tonight for the library's Christmas party.
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Spend Christmas Eve in a library?
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Why don't you just kick me in the 'nads?
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Okay, here comes Julie, the head cheerleader.
Now, Steven make me look good.
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- Hello Jackie.
- Hello Julie!
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This is my boyfriend,
Steven J. Hyde the third.
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First two are in jail.
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He pretends to be poor,
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isn't that funny?
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I have to say, I thought you'd be too
embarrassed to show your face here tonight.
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Well to be honest, I only came to see your
outfit... so I'd know what not to wear.
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Well, let me show you the back.
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You're trying to get back on the cheerleading
squad; shouldn't you be nice to her?
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Bitchiness is the only language
cheerleaders understand.
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These are bad girls, they need
to be punished, and they know it.
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Yeah this is way better than hanging out
at the library with Brooke.
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Lotta great memories in here.
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Did it in there...
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did it back there...
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got caught by Miss Tompkins
doing it down there...
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did it with Miss Tompkins over there.
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Everyone look for football players,
I cannot spend another holiday in a locker.
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And this time if I don't show up
for two days, come look for me.
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Oh my God, Eric Forman?
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You look great, I love your shirt.
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Really?
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I wore this shirt for four years,
and no one said a thing.
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I guess now you really fill it out.
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Thanks.
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I'm... I'm like up to seventeen
push-ups a night so...
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No I don't think that's it. I think it's
because you're not a high school boy anymore.
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Yeah, you're eighteen now.
You've seen and done it all.
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No, no I... yes, yes I have.
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Yeah, that's true...
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Hey, you need to watch out okay? Girls are talking to you,
I think there might be a practical joke in the works.
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No man, I don't think so.
I think it's cause I graduated.
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Hyde, am I cool now?
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Well, you're cool like
margarine is butter.
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Close, but there's
a little aftertaste.
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You're in the middle of a Christmas Eve
rock block on WFPP with me, Hot Donna.
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That was bacon.
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I recorded that
myself earlier today.
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Stay tuned for more Christmas
classics with me, Hot Donna.
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I'm sorry but
that is just too cool.
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Okay, Mr. Clause.
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Let's hear your best Santa laugh.
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You left out a 'ho', Red.
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It's three ho's,
did you even read the Santa manual?
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Okay Red, I'm sure you'll do fine.
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Just remember Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow,
who never calls a child dumbass.
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So what do ya want for Christmas?
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I want a slinky.
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A slinky?
Oh you'll get sick of a slinky in a day.
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I'm putting you down for flash cards.
Math - that's what you're getting for Christmas. Next!
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- I want a pony.
- Ponies die.
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What you need is a good pair of boots.
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Go on keep it moving.
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I want a flying car.
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I did too when I was your age, kid.
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But then the future came and...
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took my dreams away.
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Just like it's gonna take yours.
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Okay, okay little girl, y'know what?
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I bet if you're extra good,
you'll get your flying car one day.
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Don't listen to her, it's a lie.
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Bad Santa.
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Yep, life after graduation
sure is sweet.
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Some days I wake up and I'm like...
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"hey I'm having ice-cream
for breakfast"
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And you know what, I do.
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Wow, so what have you two
been up to since graduation?
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She talked to me,
what do I do?
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Yeah, I got a librarian pregnant.
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Damn, good answer.
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So, like Eric,
what are your plans for the future?
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Well, I guess I'm just gonna
keep on keepin' on, y'know?
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I'm thinking about buying a boat.
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Okay, we're back and uh,
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if my boyfriend's listening you're late and I'm a
little worried you're trapped in a snow drift or something.
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So honey if you're cold,
I'm with ya baby.
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Okay so let's take some requests.
Hello, you're on the air.
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Hi, I'd like to dedicate "He's the Greatest
Dancer" by Sister Sledge, to Eric Forman,
the coolest guy at the Christmas dance.
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What? He's still at the dance?
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Sorry I have to go,
he's telling us about his boat.
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That sneaky bastard.
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Uh, that sneaky bastard Santa Clause is on his way
with a non-stop block of classic Christmas tunes.
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And remember you're listening to WFPP
with me, Hot Donna.
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You hear that Eric Forman? That's not bacon,
that's your ass when I get a hold of you.
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Hey, I brought you something
sweet to munch on -
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oh and some cookies!
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Oh man, I knew that was funny.
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Man, I can't stop thinking
about Brooke.
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I mean, both you and me know
that every girl in here wants me...
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except for the couple of weirdo's
that seem to want you...
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but I don't care about any on them.
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Look Kelso, are you sure you don't just have
a crush on Brooke because she's a librarian,
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and you've seen some
librarian layout in Playboy?
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Eric, I'm sure that's part of it.
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Whatever, I'm going to the library.
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Whoa, that felt weird to say.
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Steven you don't look like
you're having a good time.
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I'm not.
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I know, but I need you
to act like you are.
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Just think about stuff you enjoy,
like shoplifting or dirty jeans.
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Jackie, how come you never to me you
were dating an older man?
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Well I guess I was just distracted by the life
I lead outside of cheerleading,
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where I do fun and glamorous things,
with my older, mysterious boyfriend.
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That's true. Why just last week,
we sat on the couch and had a fight.
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I'm jealous.
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Ah this dance sucks.
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None of the girls remember me,
they all think I'm a waiter.
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Hey, I got an idea how you can
get these girls attention.
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Oh boy, does it involve me
hiding in the girl's bathroom?
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- No!
- Okay, we'll try your way.
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And that's what really happened...
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in Vietnam!
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- I don't understand!
- Neither do I, kid. Neither do I.
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Okay little boy, time to
say goodbye to Santa.
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What's an ambush?
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It's a pretty bush with yellow flowers.
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Kitty I gotta tell ya,
I'm good with kids...
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I really taught him something. Y'know I think
I'm beginning to feel the Christmas sprit.
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Well I'm glad Red, but let's try telling a Christmas
story where nobody gets caught in a fire fight.
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Bob what the hell are you doing?
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You're depressing the kids,
I'm Santa now.
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Get out of my chair Bob,
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or you're gonna get
a candy cane up your chimney.
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I'm not moving.
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Kitty hold my silly red hat.
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You're right, I really am funny.
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What do you think you're doing?
Eric you never showed up,
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I was worried about you.
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Well I'm sorry, I guess I lost track of time,
maybe it's because I am a God to these people.
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Donna they like this shirt.
This is a horrible shirt.
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I gave you that shirt.
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I know, I love this shirt.
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Eric I can't believe you let yourself
get a swelled head just because a couple of
high school kids think you're cool.
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Excuse me, aren't you Hot Donna?
You were so awesome on the radio today.
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You really think?
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Wait, what's going on?
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I think we're in for a treat.
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Nice decorations.
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I see you're using one of the
better tasting glues.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh I just though instead of having
a fun Christmas Eve somewhere else,
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I'd rather have a boring
one here with you.
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But we could have some fun.
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Michael, I've told you before,
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just because you come to the library after hours,
does not mean I'm gonna walk around topless.
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But it's Christmas.
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Oh here let me help you
with the decorations.
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Pregnant women should not be
standing on their tip toes,
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cause the baby will
come out all cross eyed.
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Listen, if you think you're gonna get me interested
in you by being cute and making me laugh
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...well it's probably gonna work.
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But if you screw this up, I'm gonna ruin your credit
with thousands of dollars in library fines.
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Fair enough. Well what say we seal this newfound
friendship with a round of topless ornament hanging?
231
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,200
Okay fine, whatever you wanna do...
232
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topless!
233
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,200
This mall is only big enough
for one Santa, Bob.
234
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:06,400
Tell ya what, you name 5 reindeer
and I'll step down.
235
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,900
I can name 5 toes that are
gonna be in your ass.
236
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,800
Oh for goodness sake, why don't we stop
calling it Christmas and call it Assmas?
237
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,400
Fine, I'll go.
238
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,600
I only got worked up because
Joanne's gone, Donna's working.
239
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:26,800
The only people I got at home are
my two friends, Egg and Nog.
240
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:31,300
Alright fine.
You wanna be Santa, go ahead.
241
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,700
- Thanks Red
242
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:37,800
Yeah it's all for the best, I've already
eaten about 2 pounds of fake beard as it is.
243
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:42,600
There he is. Santa's the one
that told me communists hate God.
244
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,400
Gotta go Santa.
245
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,300
Merry Christmas, Bob.
246
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,700
Mrs. Clause needs a drink.
247
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,300
And then I push a button,
and it sounds like bacon.
248
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,500
This is so awesome;
we're like a celebrity couple.
249
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:08,900
- It's intoxicating.
- Donna it is a heady brew.
250
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,500
Hey let's go drink beer in front of
some sophomores. Come on.
251
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:19,400
Jackie, in light of you showing up tonight with your
boyfriend, who by the way is totally cool, and a fox.
252
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,600
Big newsflash there.
253
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,100
I'd like to invite you to
rejoin the cheer squad.
254
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,100
Really?
255
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,600
You know I don't think I wanna be
a cheerleader anymore.
256
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
But we hugged and jumped.
257
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,700
Well I'm gonna have to take back that hug
and jump with a pout and a shrug.
258
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,200
Are you telling me I came to
this hell hole for nothing?
259
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,200
No, not for nothing, Steven.
260
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,600
I realised these girls aren't
my friends anymore.
261
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,900
I learned something about myself.
262
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,900
Oh, well isn't that ...
263
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,400
Okay, well if it makes you feel any better,
I get to keep the uniform.
264
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,200
Yeah that helps.
265
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,000
You set me up, 'sing a song they'll all love you',
well I'm gonna spend Christmas in a locker.
266
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,700
Oh crap, I'm still on the air!
267
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,300
Hmm.
Jigsaw puzzle.
268
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,000
baseball glove.
269
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,500
Barbie doll tea set.
270
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,700
- Wow, you're good at this.
- Yeah, I've had a little practice.
271
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,300
Ant farm.
272
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,800
It's a Lone Ranger cap gun set.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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