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spring break this year I've had so many things planned

I'm gonna go to the beach with my two best girls

I just love them to death

we've known each other

honestly I don't remember a time I didn't know them

and this is gonna be the best spring break ever

I can just feel it I'm going with my sweet

sweet Rory I love her

she brought this whole group together

I don't know where we would be without her

my little troublemaker Jasmine

God we cannot keep that girl out of trouble

she's definitely worth the try

and me well

of course you know

I'm the boobs of the operation

well I mean brains

I definitely have to think through everything

those little numbskulls think about doing

but they're my best friends

and I'm so excited to go to spring break with them

the only thing is Jasmine

you know has a boyfriend and he's kind of sketchy

to be honest

I don't know how I feel about him being with her

I kind of worry about her

and all the trouble that they might get into

you know

like they met after a really hardcore metal concert

and ugh who knows what that boy was on

he was just crazy and I don't know

the things she's been texting us recently

she just doesn't seem like herself nowadays

but we'll see maybe I'm just overthinking it

hey girl oh hi

hi haha

there's a whole lot going

on there

well yeah

I'm packing so I just needed to try things on

oh my God

crisis mode so

my parents found out that Jasmine's boyfriend

is coming with us and now they're not letting me go

are you serious

God they even have my brother watching me

like some little watch dog

I mean he's kind of a dog

so yeah

seriously how the hell did I find out that's ridiculous

there's we got we have to find a way

there's no way that you guys are going and out raging

and I have to stay here no

like no

you have to be involved you like

we can't even rage without you there to hype us up

to rage

I should probably sneak out huh

I probably just I'm gonna sneak out

you wanna get over here

we are going to break you out of that house

like don't even worry about your brother

we can handle your stepbrother

yeah like we have spring break

we have spring break to do

spring break is happening

spring break is here and it's not ready for us

oh my goodness

okay come over and help me pack

I will yeah

you better start early you better be packing

yeah well

come help me figure it out

alright well

I just have a couple of things to grab

and then I will be on my way

yes we have spring break to get to

that's right spring break

alright I'll

see you soon okay

see you soon bye love

bye

I think I hang up

it's spring break

oh shit

oh shit

oh fuck

oh oh crap

ugh

dude are you seriously trying to sneak out again

you know mom and dad got this whole place rigged

will you shop and help me

come on

Nathan

I do I should just call mom and dad up right now okay

I'm trying you're just gonna get me in trouble again

come on just do this one

I'm won't do it anymore just help me out this one

dude I'm really stuck here

hi

don't worry stop

can you just get this out how am I supposed to go

oh shit

um oh

come on sorry

you're my stepbrother come on

it's not it's not what it looks like okay um

let me take this be careful back there

take off this thing we gotta get these clothes off

what do you mean take it off I can't do anything

oh God you're so useless

just you just just relax OK

make it worse just

just relax what

what are you doing back there

just if you relax it will

you can pull out and get you out

is this gonna help me get unstuck

yeah uh uh

oh

uh uh

oh

oh oh

oh

I don't know this is necessarily helping it's

are you are you feeling more relaxed

oh

mmm hmm

oh

I still can't go anywhere

but it's helping I think

hmm oh oh

oh shit

what the hell is going on here

um nothing

ah

it looks like something dude

just can you help me

just try to help you out

what the hell oh

just you know

just helping her get stuck

oh I have to help her

come on girl

oh you're fucking there it is

oh my God thank you yeah

Nathan yeah what

shall we get him out of here

yeah when Pat's ready to go

well time for you to go too

seriously guys

come on yeah

it wasn't what it looked like

yeah you're not supposed to have visitors

well you're not supposed to finger your stepsister

this is not what happened

oh my God

wow hahaha

I'm just glad I'm free yeah

yeah jeez

you really messed up your overalls

just my shit up dude wow

shit I guess you gotta change

spring break spring break

spring break where's your luggage

oh let's get you out of here

yeah I checked out the window

but let me grab it

I wanna show you what I'm gonna bring

yes I need to see it

oh my I need help with bikinis too

everything I had was like not great

so I wanna grab it yes let's get it

yeah they're so cute

oh my God what are you guys doing in mom and Dad's room

ah

well Rory told me

promise me she's going to lend me some bikinis for my

spring break vacation yeah

besides your mom has the sluttiest anyway

no mom and dad said no visitors

you're supposed to be grounded

don't be a dweeb let us live

don't be a freaking dweeb

in fact you should

let me take your sister with me on spring break

but she's grounded yeah

but I'm not and I need your help

to pick out some bikinis for my spring break

cause it's gonna be

I'm so jealous

hmm come on

come on Nathan

just let me go don't say anything

I can't do that help me

well

let you watch us try on bikinis

you can watch us try these on

hmm hmm

yeah hmm

they're so cute

you know your mom's great taste

she really does have the wrong choice of bikinis

I know they barely cover her nipples

no wonder your dad likes her

OK

perfect these are so cute

when we go yes hahaha

these are so cute

well

should we try them on now

duh

obviously are you gonna stay and watch

yeah are you gonna watch us

yes

I want to go hahaha

oh okay

hahaha

look at you my God

you have the perfect spring break body

I hope it doesn't get stuck here I know with this to me

I love that color on you it's gonna be so great

all the boys out there uh huh

catch their attention oh yeah

purple is very in this year

oh no

oh it's

barely looking like

it's a good thing we're trying one ahead of time

yeah yeah

you can't move

no

this is a little bit hahaha

oh my God

there you go

try on these bottoms

they're so cute

it was difficult it's so hahaha

well

the bottoms are cute but as much as you like the top

I don't think I can take this one

should we test out the oil on these bikinis

oh yeah

we do need to do that mmm hmm

will you help us yeah

what's the oil for when we're going outside

well I have to make sure that these don't stain

don't you wanna help me

yeah sure help us put some oil on

you know you want to

that's not so bad is it

it's nice doing such a great job

yeah so really help prep us for spring break mmm hmm

hmm haha

oh

yes

really get in there

well don't leave your stepsis out

sure uh huh

you have to

make sure these bikini bottoms don't get stained

thank you finally

you're being helpful and now

oh uh

day full bitching and complaining from you

it's nice you finally get back yeah

so soft

what's going on guys

no you could join in if you want it

I can't she's my she's my stepsister

you could be playing with us all spring break

just join us

come with us uh huh

we'll be back when the time mom and dad get back

so beautiful

right

so sexy

just wanna jump in there

wait no

no I

I can't do this guys I'm sorry

um

you can stay I just I I can't

I told you he wouldn't go for it

relax girl

by tomorrow afternoon we will have all this figured out

it won't be a problem are you sure

yes I'm positive

so pack and be ready to bolt

okay

hey girls

hey yes

well that was weird

what's weird

well you know

you you're staring at me and then

you know touch my sister so

well why is that weird

I've had a crush on her for a while

what are are you gay

I'm pan bro

oh that's

that's that's cool

that's cool um

so you guys like a thing an item or something

no unfortunately

she's very straight oh

and very into you what

hey

yeah she's just using me to get close to you

I am not it's fine

I don't mind if you use me

well I mean

it is hard not to be into you

you are pretty hot

just look at those thighs

you're so thick and muscular

you're staring at my stepbrother's thighs

and you like him so much

you want to do something about it yeah

should I see if he can crush my head

in between those thighs

what are you guys talking about

hahaha

I don't

I think I should I don't think he believes us

I got her all riled up for you Stephano

she kind of does

you can feel just how riled up she's got me

oh

she's what

oh wow

I can't believe you haven't noticed

that's my job

whatever you want

that's not the only thing you got sick isn't it

hmm

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

no underwear

she always around the house with no underwear

oh look at you no underwear

oh oh

why don't we bridge this gap

hey bro

you have the right idea haha

take that haha

yes haha

hey bro

haha

how's it hanging down here

definitely hanging a little too low right

oh wow

look at that wow

this is like nice shorts thanks yeah

be ashamed of someone I did that

oh my God

is this a house full of no underwear hahaha

you've been waiting so long for this baby

time to try it out

definitely wanna give it a taste

oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

it tastes amazing

you wanna taste it I should try my bro's cock

you do wanna be a close family

look at this beautiful body

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

I've been dying to ride this car yeah

you wanna go all the way with it uh huh

I do

I wanna wrap my pretty

pink little pussy around that hard fat cock

hmm

that makes them wet for me

hmm

let me squeeze it right in there

oh

fuck

hmm

oh

oh my God

oh

oh fuck

oh

yes

put your sister's spit deep in my little pussy

yeah ah uh

huh

hi how does he feel

oh it looks like it feels so good

it feels amazing

oh fuck

that's right oh he's so fucking sick

oh my God yes

oh fuck

oh oh

it feels so good

oh oh

yes

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh yes

oh I'm so sorry

oh yes

oh yeah

how does it feel to put the fuck

I feel so good I feel so good feeling that pink

tight little pussy getting stretched on that thick cock

oh my God yes

oh my God yes

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

yes bro

yes bro

fuck my own pussy yes fuck my own pussy

oh what the

fuck

oh you're so cute fucking her

make her feel good

I want you to make her feel good for me

oh my God yes

yes yes

oh my God

that's so good that's so good

that's so good that's so good

yes yes

oh my God

oh

you make me laugh so hard

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

yes take that cock

yes

take every inch of that cock

oh yes oh my God

that beautiful ass just bounces oh

oh fuck yes

oh fuck yes

oh fuck

yes

oh

fuck fuck

you

oh my God

you look so fucking sexy with a cock in you oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God oh my God

yes

oh my God

oh

my God

oh my yes

oh Tito's here

wait for me bend you over

yeah you better bend me over

it's gonna pound you so hard yeah

oh that's fine

oh

you're gonna eat me up all you fuck too yes

oh fuck

you're so beautiful pussy

oh fuck

oh fuck oh

fuck my best friend

oh my God

oh my God

come on girl

oh my God

oh

that's hot oh

that is oh my God

oh

oh my God I can't believe this is happening

oh my God

he's so fucking hot he's so fucking hot

oh fuck

oh my God yes

fuck your sister when you look me in the eye

yes that's right

give her every inch of that cock when you look at me

yes

yes oh

fuck

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh

taste your pussy oh

yes taste your sister's pussy

oh

taste it will you fucker yes

yes oh

look at that swan Claire

look at that big Claire

it's so fucking swan for that cunt

oh she's so fucking small and wet for that big cock

yes yes

she's such a good girl

she's such a good girl yes

yes yes

she is yes

she deserves a good fuck oh

yes give her that cock

yes give her that stepbrother cock yes

that's right look at me while you fuck her

oh yes

sorry

you're starting this for me

come on no

come on

I got some news baking for

you

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

oh fuck

oh my God

oh I love seeing your mind

oh yes

oh my God those pretty eyes

just

like that just like that

oh my God keep going oh

my

God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh oh shit

oh

oh oh

fuck

oh fuck

oh fuck oh fuck

hmm

oh

hmm hmm

I guess I'll have to get cleaned up huh

yeah you better get all nice and cleaned up

before he gets out of the shower

come on let's go

let's go 3 3

okay that was

I'm glad to be here but fuck you guys really

like this is a lot for me to sneak out yeah

she's just gonna sit here and like whatever

whatever so like you guys want something to do

come hop over here and join us yeah

we do not OK

but we're not sure we want to do spring break things

but this is a spring break thing

what are you trying to do for spring break

something fucking crazy not watching will get blown

can we go somewhere yeah

we just busted her out of her freaking fascist yeah

and that was not easy where are you trying to go

well I mean

we wanted to go to Florida

wasn't that the plan

yeah it was the plan

and you don't have money for that

I guess like all together

we don't have a lot of money

no I already cleared out my mom's fucking drawer

you guys are gross and you're bored yeah

yeah yeah

I mean like I got an idea watching you get head yeah

yeah you want you want

is it better than just like sitting here

yeah I mean

I got something here give me a sec

get head the fuck let's let's

you guys want to do something fun

I've been thinking about this for a minute

yeah throw this on

what is that yeah

Jasmine's already got one on here

this one's for you you look good in red

um throw this on

this is a ski mask yeah

yeah we're gonna go rob a corner store

you guys need money

get us to Florida and we'll have fun in the process

put them on come on

let's go are you fucking serious

yes nothing

are you babe you remember last time

it's nothing Florida

you ready babe let's go do this Florida Florida yeah

let's go fuck

throw them on we're gonna go

are you sure

spring break fuck

it's spring break come on

spring break

let's do it let's do it

I'm freaking out girl

maybe this is a bad idea I've never held a

just pretend it's a fucking video game

act like you're in a movie or something

you can't be scared of nothing nothing

you gotta be hard fuck that don't be scared of shit

baby how was I supposed to know

hit me baby one more time

haha fuck yeah

let's do this let's fucking do this

hit me one more time baby let's fucking go

Bos never used 51bce0c785ca2f6808

fucking money fucking money

all of it

no fucking smiles this isn't funny

get it come on quicker

hand over the money come on

give us the fucking money

is that everything

come on come on

shut the fuck up you stay quiet

yeah fucking go

fuck yeah

what the fuck did you say I said hurry up

come on get in the back

get in the back we are fucking here

let's fucking go come on

ladies welcome

to my little castle

this is what I'm talking about

make yourselves at home whose place is this

it's my place what do you think

fuck hey

who's this yeah

oh my God take care of the security system

it's all ours

wow

I don't even care honestly

you guys want to see what we got

yeah fuck yeah

dude that was great

come on

alright

we're cool but we're safe here right

yeah thanks

fuck did you hear that

yes

damn it

oh shit oh my God

no

oh my God

holy shit oh my God guys

look at all this cash

are you kidding me

how much is even oh my God

oh my God oh my God

dude wow

Florida come on

let's be bigger yes

come on where

where are we going baby yes

hell yeah we're going say a country

let's go Hawaii think bigger

we're going to England this is it

this is spring break

I'll be right back you do that

whatever we can do anything we can do

fuck yeah

yo you're never gonna believe where I am right now

from inside the belly of the whale

calm down man I've got this

you know me

you remember that new girl I've been fucking with

yeah well

her friends are even younger and dumber than she is bro

they're just as fucking hot

we just looted a corner store bro

and the pigs are right behind us

don't worry you fuck I've got everything from the house

just meet me at the drop spot in an hour alright deuces

yes

I see girls have fun without me haha

maybe

you can go anywhere

you can go anywhere

I'm thinking first before we go anywhere

we should move this party upstairs

OK I'm taking cash

yes yes

you can put on the cash

I'm gonna come all over this cat

welcome to our room for the night ladies

oh my God holy shit

we're bringing us up here

of course please make yourselves at home

oh my God oh

I just wanna jump on this fucking wall

oh my God it's so soft

it's just like mom

you're so fucking soft oh my God

what a highness

I can't believe everything we've done tonight oh my God

I'll leave the room again for 10 seconds

and I miss out on all this hi hi

you're taking such good care of us tonight

let us take care of you

thank you lucky

thank you girls

couldn't do it without you

because we actually get to party yeah all week long

love that one

well you still can't afford those hahaha

okay we just Learned the 5 finger discount

maybe you can't afford them now

six hands haha

this is what you were gargling on the car

now I can't blame you

that's

very sweet

I suggested this in the car like an hour ago

oh

wow

thank you for fucking sharing

what a great man you've got here

oh

my God

ah

mmm mwah mmm mwah

oh my God

good girls

I don't know how much longer can we talk about you guys

who wants a first

you get lucky hahaha

yeah that's why you guys up

you get lucky hahaha

this is fun hahaha

let me take these diapers off before I stop

oh my God

oh my God

you ready to share

yeah oh yeah

yeah

I'm kidding you need to feel lucky

oh yes

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

I think it's someone's turn

yes

please please

please please please

oh oh yeah

oh fuck yeah

this is good

oh mmm

fuck

oh

oh shit

oh my God

take this ridiculous thing off

oh my God

you're so hot and you're so fine

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my

God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

what's it taste like come on oh

my God

oh

my God

that was so fucking hard

oh my God

that's my dirty girl

oh

my God

oh my God

oh my

God

oh my God

oh

my God oh my God

the fucking ass

oh my God

what it smells so good

he's such a good boy

oh shit

oh my God

oh

my God

oh

my God oh

my God

oh

my God

oh

my God oh

my God

oh oh

oh

yes oh yes

oh my God

oh my God

you're so hot with the coffee

oh God

fucking water is on my taste too

oh my God

oh my God

I know I don't help you much

here

that's our fucking community dick right there

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck spring break

oh my God this

you ready babe

oh my fucking God oh yeah

this switch between all our holes

yeah

I'll fucking try them all try them all

oh yeah

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh my God oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh

oh oh oh oh oh

oh my

oh my God

oh my God

do you guys want to do a train of eating each other out

yes yes let's do it

let's show them some doggy

oh OK

that's smart let's do it

we're gonna go in the middle

OK

wait

is my brain thinking right it is

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

what

you guys are the best fucking friends a girl could have

oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh

yeah

oh

yeah

oh yeah

oh

yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh fuck us

oh fuck your pussy taste good

oh fuck us

oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh my God oh my God oh my God

that's so fucking hot

oh oh

fuck girls oh my God you're so fucking good

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

oh my God

oh

my God

this is so fucking loud

oh my God that's my heart yeah

oh my God put it right back inside of

me

oh my God yes

oh my God

oh

oh

oh my God

yes

oh my God oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

yes

ah

ah

oh my God

oh my God

hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

oh my God

oh fuck yes

oh my God I feel so good

I feel so fucking good oh fuck

oh my God yes

oh my God

oh shit

oh yes yes

yes yes

oh oh

yes oh yes yes

oh fuck

oh shit

oh oh

oh oh oh

my God

oh

my God you look so fucking beautiful

oh my God oh my God

what the fuck yeah

wow what a life

what a fucking good life

I don't know how much

longer I'm gonna be able to hold this girl wow

you wanna let it all out yeah

yeah you wanna have to your load all over us

yeah you girls want to face school

come on oh yes

oh yes

oh yes

oh come here

oh yes

oh my God

hahaha

that was worth the wait oh

I'm so fucking sick

what's below us

we're fucking up here

you know what's waiting for us downstairs

hopefully this is what it's like wow

you know I'll get to wipe our bodies clean

hundreds of dollars

I think I'm gonna find a towel

I guess I won't be quiet to you guys

alright you guys

want to figure out how we're gonna get to Florida

hmm yes

yeah let's go yeah

I'm gonna fly a whole ass limousine hahaha

a limousine with my jet hahaha fuck yeah

I got our cash yes I got cash alright

oh my God

what about round two anybody

anytime

let's count our money first yes

and I'm gonna fuck all of it again

oh fuck I almost forgot about all that

oh fuck it's me

no what the fuck

oh shit please guys

what do we do lucky look lucky

what do we do lucky lucky

what the fuck we're fucked shit

oh my God what do we do

we're fucked do you see everything

oh my God this one is fucking everywhere

oh my God what are we gonna do

we hide do we run

what's gonna happen to us

I like I can't I don't wanna fucking answer the door

oh my God

alright ladies you have the right to remain silent

anything you say can and will be held against you

in the court of law you have an right to an attorney

if you cannot afford one one will be appointed to you

watch your head

watch your dad there

make sure your arms are in the building

us holding up the store

fucking lucky totally played us he played us yeah

whatever he had planned

he just roped us right along like the Bodega card

wasn't even surprised when I mean

it fucking makes sense now

it's literally was lucky thing the whole time

I'm so sorry and we made it so easy for him guys

we totally got fucked okay ladies

Skeetsville County Jail here we come

alright

it's going together yeah

you wanna drive a little smoother up there

fuck that's the privilege of having sirens

just don't say anything when you get there

just keep your mouth shut

they don't have anything

we didn't do anything

we didn't do anything we didn't do shit

they don't fucking have anything else to fucking see

so

just breathe

we will get through this we will get through this fuck

I can't believe

this is how our spring break is starting

like you fucking kidding me to my parents

I'm so fucked

oh my fucking ass

this can't go on

oh my God I can't have a record

we're not going to we're not going to

we didn't do anything we didn't do anything

it's cause I have a record

we're definitely not going to get in that conversation

it's lucky it's not gonna go to record

cause we didn't do anything

what did you do

I don't care where that password is

I can't believe you did it either

how did you not know god

you're such a slime piece of shit yeah

we could as well do that yeah

you really know how to choose on

but I'll take him out next time I'm six 20 20

2023 now come on you doofus and dingus over here

fuck seriously

you got her

oh here you come

let's go ladies

come on in

you two have to see here

yeah

I'm sorry yeah mayor I I understand

this is a big issue hey

I completely understand that sir

I know this is an important matter absolutely

okay alright we'll do thank you

no I got nothing on us

alright ladies uh

well are you gonna tell us anything or

there's nothing to tell

we're just having a little party spring break

you heard of it

just a little party I bet the mayor didn't know

he was hosting a little party

the mayor

the mayor yeah

you fucking geniuses broke into the mayor's house

what do you think about that

I don't know anything about that literally

we're just trying to party

that's gotta be the dumbest fucking move

I've ever seen

breaking into the mayor's house

and then I don't know anything about that

what about the Bodega what about the Bodega

open your mouth

what do you think

looks like she's been sucking dick if you ask me oh

excuse me yeah you guys are so sure fancy over there

you know what a cock suckers to make excuse me oh

takes one to know one

I don't know what to tell you would you do anything

I mean

we're literally probably have the wrong girls like hey

come on do you know hey

how many girls are in town right now

if I wanted your opinions I'd give it to you

you're under arrest

you're gonna shut your mouths and let us do

our searches

whatever yeah

we're sick of you spring breakers coming into our town

wrecking this place this is Skeetville

God damn Skeetville well

do your search there's not much to search

police with their private vendettas

like it's all our fault

did I tell you to shut the fuck up

ugh

I'm so sick of these goddamn spring breakers

thinking they can come into our town

and just do whatever they choose

just having a fucking party

it's no big deal

we're not hurting anybody not hurt anybody no

no one got hurt what about the mayor

what about him what about the mayor

the mayor had his home broken into

he doesn't feel safe and you know who that looks bad on

this guy us

how is that our problem yeah

I mean

sounds like you guys need to do better police work hey

I told you about that mouth

she's not wrong though

what I'm just saying she has a point

what kind of point then

maybe you did your job better than

I can't hear you

I can't hear a thing you're saying

maybe you should do your job better

hahaha

that's all we're saying

oh

I mean

how did you let the mayor's house get broken into

in the first place

I know it's not your job to protect the town

oh man you spring breakers always around duty

yeah now it's all our fault

we're just three girls

you think we could have done

all this like we're just three girls yeah

three small girls nobody

three girls I know look at me

that sounds embarrassing yes sir

you ever eat a man's ass

um it's a weird question

I don't know what that is

no sir

well today's your lucky day

cause

there's gonna be a lot of ass eating going on today

as they should

tell them that what you guys do around here

we're not gonna kiss your ass oh

you're not gonna kiss my ass

you're gonna beat my ass

is one of you a boyfriend

lucky fate by chance what about lucky fate

is that one of your boyfriend

uh yeah who

what's what about him

he's a known cyber criminal around this neighborhood

and you think we were with him

yeah you tell us a big stretch don't know

lucky fate in the boat digger

I'm just saying it could have been anyone

you know what I think they're hiding something

and you know where they're hiding it

that's it let's get some gloves

cavity searches what the fuck

good call that's a bit extreme

you're hiding yeah

I hope you guys are gonna search each other shit

this one's got a fucking mouth on her

I'm getting tired of it

you think it's a little too far

we have just begun

this is ridiculous stand up

this is

yes officer

oh my God oh my God

like that I'm like that officer

oh get these out of here

oh my God is this totally necessary

yeah it is why don't you take a look

come here you take a look

and you look in that fucking ass

and you tell me what she's got in there yeah

what do you think is up there

is that a precious jewel she's got nothing in there

it's something find a pot of gold up there

see if I find anything down here try

so she put that there she doesn't have anything

so you girls are saying feels warm in here oh yeah

it's an asshole well yeah your finger feels cold

sounds like a you problem this one

keep running it Jasmine keep running it

they don't got shit you better keep your mouth

I think it's better if you just keep quiet

I think I'm gonna get bored and worn out soon

I hope so I'm already bored

I know they think they're so intimidating

this one sucks cock like she's got a boyfriend

is this the one that was dating lucky fate

I think so right

you don't know who that is

oh wow

look at that asshole

that's fucking impressive I don't think she's smoking

is there anything in there

I'm not gonna find anything up there you promise

I think there's a USB drive

well that is one thing we're looking for

that's lucky specialty apparently

well that was just a joke I don't know anything yeah

that's what they all say

are you done yet

this one's got a pussy like my ex wife

loose huh

whatever just let them be thorough

are you gonna tell us more

looks like the Mancini gang ran through that

motherfucker

wow whatever

they think they know everything

I don't see anything so far

really

these girls don't wanna listen

I'm gonna give you the fucking ass whooping

your daddy should have given you a long time

stop her passion like what is this you know what

I think it's time that

we do the one on one interviews right this way

have a seat right there

Jesus it's cold

what are you gonna tell us

I have nothing to tell so nothing

you're one of those huh

I guess so

take this off no clothes in the interrogation room

God your shit's so weird

please yeah

there you go

I have a sink there

are my shoes fine

take them off

it was me and lucky

we were kind of the ones that set it up

lucky fate right

yes you know that

you know that don't act dumb

and then like lucky just like started

like he like brought us to this like house

and like he had the keys and everything

so we didn't think we were like

breaking and entering anything

I mean he like literally had the keys and everything

we found Woodrum's oil all over the mayor's house

I don't know anything about that

I mean

do you know about the mayor's personal activities

I don't know

we know the three of you

have been associating with Woodridge oil

what about what about the oil

the entire house was covered in the oil

I mean

we I

we have nothing to do with that

are you sure you didn't do that all for Sofia yes

what

we have nothing to do with oil

I thought this was about data or some shit so

yes sir

you break into the Bodega

then you break into the mayor's house

anything else you want to tell us

I mean that sounds like a lot of projection

but look we didn't do anything

it's spring break we're just trying to have fun

you know

me and my girlfriend snuck out of my parents house

mess up just mess up

snuck out of my parents house

uh

kind of conned my stepbrother

but I mean

and we're just trying to party

trying to party yeah

it's spring break we're just trying to party

so did you

or did you not break into the Bodega

and then the mayor's house

like it's just like

it's a loaded question

all I remember is having fun with my girlfriends

I don't really know anything else

I don't have any more information

looks like you've got something else now

interesting

well the other two already told us everything

so you might as well just tell us your story

did they uh huh

sounds like something out of your playbook to

get me to talk everyone's got a story to tell

and I'd love to hear yours

it's true but not everybody wants to tell their story

it's time you fess up you'll feel better

you'll sleep better at night

I sleep just fine

you don't look like you've slept in days

you've been out partying

are you looking in the mirror

what you think this overhead lighting is giving you

bad ideas

that or the mountain of unsolved cases on your desk

how do you know about our cases

well I just know that they're unsolved

how do you know well

I mean yeah

you guys are not the brightest at your job

well we seem to get to the bottom of things

and we've gotten to the bottom of everything

we wanted to today

I think the keyword is things

but not cases look

we started at the bottom and now we're here

you understand me

so he's like a snake oil salesman

is that what you were trying to say

the oil that you just poured all over your hand

I didn't pour any oil was all over the mayor's home

you just poured oil he it's

are you guys trying to say

are you calling me a liar

he literally just poured oil

I had nothing to do with the oil

are you sure

he didn't fucking pour the oil over the mayor's house

before you got there listen

we've been doing this for a very long

time and we've seen your kind come through here

and what is my kind

well

so it's you guys on spring break all the time

I mean it is true

we're on spring break

that was I mean

that was the whole point of everything

we were just trying

we were just trying to get some money for spring break

vacation cause I mean

we're all broke as shit

so we just wanted to have a fun spring break

but broke as shit now the truth comes out

you know the type of people that will do anything

because they need the money

uh huh I don't know about anything

I mean we were just having a good time

we know you were hanging with me Nathan

I wasn't hanging with Nathan

we were told you were hanging with Nathan

well I think you should get your facts straight

and there was quite a bit of alcohol involved

alcohol I don't even drink

you're just pulling shit out of your ass now

like I don't you wanna eat my ass

did I say that I don't think I said that

you need your fucking ears checked

what do you know about oil

um I guess it depends on what kind of oil

like cooking oil olive oil

canola oil vegetable oil

tell me what kind of oil we're looking for

fossil fuels

did you see any wood germs oil at the house

any wood germs

you heard me no

I haven't seen any wood germ oil

don't play stupid

your hand is covered in wood germs oil right now

he just poured oil on my hand

look and it was earlier too

same with the other one

hands are covered in wood germs oil wood germs

I I don't know anything about oil

or why that's relevant to the case you

and both your little masquerading friends

are covered in woodchuck's oil

as well as the mayor's house therefore

with my detective skills I'm quite positive

the three of you broke into the mayor's house

and spilled the same oil that you used to jerk us off

all over the fucking house well

based off of your detective skills

you're probably wrong we weren't involved in anything

just Octavia and I are trying to have a good time

we caught up with Jasmine and her boyfriend

and who's your boyfriend

that lucky guy you guys already know him

hmm interesting

so why is he lucky cause he gets to fuck you

that's why that's why he's lucky

that's between him and Jasmine

did you fuck him no

well it seems like you guys are just making up stories

like oil like the fuck not just any oil

a specific oil Woodrum's oil

okay and this Woodrum's oil can't be found anywhere

except in the pocket of you

well I think you need to check your officer

because he's the one that fucking poured it on my hand

I didn't see that oh so you're in on it too

look at your hand

your hand is covered in woodroom's oil

of course it's covered in oil

he just fucking poured oil on me

what am I trying to get out of you

I'm trying to get to the bottom

I'm trying to get to the bottom of this

you're not gonna get it out of me

not gonna get it out of her

what do you think Officer Fiara

well you're gonna have to tell us

you know what

tell us about lucky

and tell us about the other two involved

lucky who where's lucky

how the fuck am I supposed to know

he snuck out the back fucking door

like a little fucking snake

is your boyfriend right

not any longer I mean

put your knees on the chair

what did he do do you know what he took from that place

I don't know what he took

I don't know what you guys think he took

all I know is we were just kind of following his lead

well he's a known cyber criminal

you know that right why would I know that literally

why would I know that no

why would you know that

because he has a reputation

a reputation they don't have

his father being a cyber criminal

and you have a reputation for being a fucking thief

uh huh

a cock sucking thief yep

you don't know anything

no you know what

I know something put your knees on that chair

I want you to give a fine inspection

to Officer Fierro's cock

okay

and what about lucky

what about lucky you wanna inspect his cock

Jesus the mouth on this one

we had nothing to do with it

he's just trying to fucking set us up

and Ryan and Octavia had nothing to do with this

nothing don't

don't try to get them in trouble

it really they really had nothing

they had nothing to do with this

it was I mean

why are they with you though

I mean they just

they just wanted a fun spring break like I did

and so lucky came up with this plan

and we were just supposed to do just like

a small project just to get some extra cash

and then then we went to the

where you guys showed up uh huh

and then all of a sudden you guys just like

fucking come to the front door

and Lucky's nowhere to be found

and that's that's about the extent of it

so I suggest you just tell us everything

just speak up right now speak up

that's what I'm saying

what she say

say it again

miss I know about the Bodega girl

miss following Lucky's lead

there we go

she was following Lucky's lead

I had a feeling that was the case

he said the house was his

oh interesting

and so that was our understanding

why would it be considered breaking

and entering entering

if we thought it was our friends

it was our friend's house

he said it was his place

do you ever wash this what's it smell like

um like sad

sad sad officer tears

can I keep that

I don't know why you're keeping us here

we don't know anything we didn't do anything either

I don't I don't know Officer Cara

these girls don't wanna say too much

are you guys even real cops

like what is all this about

I think they were trying to set me up

where the fuck did you get the oil from huh

we didn't have to do anything

you guys did it yourselves

I mean he's the one bringing up the oil

and you're the one that poured it

all over my fucking hand

look how do you explain that officer

how do you explain that huh

I would just tell us everything right now

I'm calling every

go on

and where are your parents

they're on their own vacation

God they must be so worried about me

oh you have to let me

you have to let me at least call my parents

they must be so worried

fuck out of my place

left my step bro behind oh fuck

we're gonna so much trouble

can I call them no

okay

no you cannot

who's your stepbrother

Nathan what do you mean

who's my stepbrother Nathan what

Nathan what Nathan

Nathan Bronson you guys don't know him anyway

so you guys were hanging with Nathan

we weren't we were

I'll take it was helping me get out of my house

were you that's all that was

no no alcohol was consumed while with Nathan

no I don't

are you kidding he's my brother

do you want in the castle

so what about your friends there

did they know about this

there's nothing to know about

we were just having a good time

it always starts with having a good time

next thing you know

you have to know more

I don't know anything

I don't have information to give you

how did you break into the mayor's house

that's a great question

we're gonna get to the bottom of it

I'll tell you that see

I knew they didn't say anything

they said a lot they told us everything

they told us you were the ring leader uh huh

that's rich rich

I thought you were fucking broke

now you're rich

yeah it's the same

how'd you get through the front gate

it was open I don't know

ask lucky

so lucky has the answers

that's what seems to be who we're looking for yeah

but these girls have all the answers

that's the thing keep thinking we know things

well I think you do

what do you have to say for yourself

I mean I'm trying to tell you everything that happened

okay

and the Bodega and the mayor's house

I don't know anything about the man's house

all these lies got me weak in the knees

what do you know about the man seen again both of them

nothing that they exist you know what

I'm gonna have to put this on yeah

can I call my lawyer

shouldn't I have been able to do that first

you know what

we're gonna give her the one call

you put this on

we're gonna give you a call and take you to the cell

you're not saying anything else

yes sir

and how do you put this on

haha so you think orange is my color

a cell why

we didn't even fucking do anything

it was lucky

yeah yeah

it wasn't even us why are you jailing us

and it seems like you were in on it too

if you're talking about this fucking oil

that I literally

have no idea what you're fucking talking about

you're going into this stuff yeah

put her in the fucking cell yep put her in the fucking

cell yep

what the hell is this come back up this way

right through this door

this way

pleasure doing business with you

yes Officer Little lady

fuck you didn't tell her anything right

I mentioned Lucky's name would you guys

I mentioned Lucky Jess I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry I didn't know what to do

I didn't fucking

it's such a dick wait

it's Lucky's fault

like he fucking set us up for this shit like yeah

who cares if we throw him under the bus like

but he's gonna exterminate us in the process

I know like this no no

no guys

this is just a way to spin it like it's all it's okay

it's okay

we can still make this work I mentioned his name

but I didn't know anything

that's why I kept saying I don't know anything I mean

his fingerprints are all over the fucking house anyways

we're gonna find out who was there seriously

we just have to figure out fucking get out of this oh

fuck

you guys have it doesn't sound like it's as bad as

right we we can't right

they don't know what they

they don't actually know anything

no shit they don't actually know

they're just a bunch of walking talking dildos

and like they mentioned video footage

but it's like if they actually had video footage

that's a shame

like they wouldn't be fucking interrogating them right

did they ask you about oil too

yeah how are you ladies enjoying the presidential suite

well I don't know does it come with room service

oh it comes with a service yeah

that's for sure can I see the menu

no there's no fucking menu you're in jail

is that why you're so grumpy all the time

I'm not grumpy I'm the happy one

he's the grumpy one

look at him he looks really miserable honestly

you girls don't talk much either well

that's our job what are we supposed to fucking say yeah

no

you guys realize you don't have enough to keep us here

uh huh huh

yeah right

we don't need anything to keep you here except our keys

hahaha exactly

hahaha

exactly but they're bigger than your dick

hahaha

wouldn't you like to find out

when you like to show me hey

you can have this dick but you'll never have these keys

there's a big difference

there is a big difference

yes there is

nothing

girls still wanna stay quiet or you wanna talk

there's nothing to talk about

yeah you can't hold us

I'll hold whatever I want

are you supposed to not interrogate

outside of the interrogation room

do you guys go to school

do you miss that day

say that again

don't think you're supposed to interrogate us in here

at all uh huh

I don't think you can hold us without actual evidence

we're not interrogating anything

we're just doing our job this cheap uh huh

oh I'm getting a call hold on

wow someone's popular hello

who is it

who is it alright

hold on

it's uh

lawyer's attorney and doctor's attorney oh

I'll be right back it's gonna be very long

yeah I'm sorry

I'll keep an eye on it yeah

you guys are gonna get sued yeah

you can't even spell sued for wrongfully detaining us

you guys are gonna get in so much trouble

so much trouble

detained you've never been detained

what are we right now we're detained in a cell

you're doing whatever it is you choose you want to do

yeah well

I didn't choose to be in this cell

so I guess I am

so which one of you is gonna talk

none of us don't have anything to say

I must see you not talking right now

whoever has the wood rums oil is the guilty one

well

it seems like it's your partner that's the guilty one

hey

I don't think you know what you're talking about

I don't think you know what you're talking about yeah

with your wood germ oil like a moron

how long are you gonna detain us here officer

hmm till

we get the much needed information

that you're going to provide us

we have no information to give you

we've given you everything we have

and I haven't had enough

I want some more of your information

you want us to just record what we have to say

and run it on a loop for you that would be easier

I don't know

I feel like you 3 are just using me at this point

using me using you

yep for what

for my information maybe

only cause it's so easy to get away with shit hahaha

allegedly

alright alright

what kind of detective is he

yeah

I saw the stack of case files on your guys'desk

so yeah I'm feeling pretty confident

feeling like there's a lot of unresolved issues

in Skeetsville

they

couldn't solve a crime if it was right in front of them

I know

I'll tell you this I'm gonna get to the bottom of it

whatever it is I'm getting to the bottom of all of it

I'm sure you're getting to a lot of bottoms

like you're detective

I am a detective

I'm a douchebag hahaha

let's take some bullshit

hahaha

I am scared half a mind

just one of them you do have half a mind

to bend one of you over and show you who the law is

oh big scary man

who's it gonna be

well I mean

I'm so frightened I guess it must be me

bend over

yes sir

I'll bend over

that's a big scary boss we're getting out of this

just like we got out of the Bodega

we're getting it one way or another

we always get what we want

so when the other ones back guys

let's play them pull one over on them

let's get them in here Bam

and then just me distract them OK

dip it's fucking dip it's dip

did you hear that detective

I haven't heard a thing yeah

they're so dumb here wow

yeah that's gonna be easy

we got this girls spring break

spring break spring break

this is fucking awesome yeah

oh yeah

we're gonna get our party

we're gonna make it the best of our time at ski

oh fuck yeah

haha

so fucking good

spring break spring break ladies

what about spring break

spring break you've ruined our spring break yeah

here's how depressing this year is gonna be yeah

kind of obvious one yeah

no kidding

I mean we did not come all the way to Skeetsville

just to meet the worst detectives in the US

for real like wasting our time

attorneys they're gonna fucking get us out

they're gonna get us sued

you don't even know how rich my parents are

my parents are so fucking rich yeah

they are the best attorneys

yeah

you're gonna regret this

you're gonna regret sustaining us

you're gonna get bailed out you're gonna get sued

and we're gonna make bank off of this

and you'll just have your sad

officer uniform to cry into

that was the highlight of your day

you know it sure sweetie hahaha

wouldn't you like to think

you bet

talking to us is a highlight of his day for real

he must be so lonely I know

I wonder when the last time a girl even talked to him

that he wasn't fucking detaining

it wasn't his mom hahaha

do they even let you have a gun around here

oh I got a gun

it's right here wow

that's when Bobby did judge of that

I don't think

he even needs a license to carry that thing

hahaha

it's open carry hahaha

so easy to conceal yeah right

oh we are so in love

right guys

we're so in love

yes another word we're getting out

we just need to make them think that we're done with

them are

well

I have good news and I have bad news and what is that

Rory's parents posted the bail fuck yeah

told you guys

but we have to wait till tomorrow to see the judge

why tomorrow what fucking bullshit are you serious

you're just fucking with us now nope

you just want to fucking control us

just let us out of here seriously

yep and this shit hole absolutely are you serious

uh huh

this is complete horseshit what do you mean by that

horse shit yeah

horse shit you can't just fucking horse shit hahaha

this is horse shit

you can't just fucking detain us for days on end right

like we have rights like they've posted the bail

you're not being detained

you've been under arrest what's the difference

big difference and there are no words yeah

oh my God I cannot believe this

I don't think you guys even know the laws oh

trust me we know the laws laws laws

so you guys are gonna have to stay the night

that makes no sense at all

if if we got our bail posted

then why the fuck would we yeah

then we should be able to go it's already paid for well

you have to you still have to see the judge

you guys see the judge yeah

for what

this town even has because we can't just let you

loose we don't know what you're gonna do in this town

we're not gonna do shit well

we haven't done shit until now

well you already caused enough trouble

we haven't done anything

you've just had us locked in this fucking cell

what are you talking this whole time yeah

I haven't done it

that's fucking bullshit I mean in this town

I don't know

you guys weren't afraid to fuck Rob the Bodega

we haven't done anything yep

I'm afraid of shit I can break into the Bears house

I don't think you have evidence for even literally

the wood room's all the evidence we need

shut up

the one that you fucking planted yeah

that was even worse that's kind of ridiculous look

if our bail is posted I'm pretty sure we're free to go

yeah

no you gotta stay overnight

we haven't even done anything

judge will be in tomorrow evening

tomorrow evening yup

so we're gonna be here a day and a half

two days basically our fucking spring break weekend

what if we have no free days

what if we help you find lucky

yeah yeah

what if we did help you find lucky

would you let us go

um

well

we might be able to work something out

I think we could work something out

you think yeah

I really want to do anything

we can help you guys with this really

what do you know well

I mean what do you know what

do you wanna know yeah

I'm just saying

we're not the ones that you're looking for

and if you really wanna close this case

maybe we should help you yeah

I don't think you're gonna do it by yourself

no you guys need US assistance yeah

definitely

you need some people to help you think around here

yeah I think you should tell him what you mean

well

we can help you find lucky

maybe even get back the data

maybe it's actually your guys'lucky day'cause

we're gonna help you actually close one

interesting'cause he still thinks we don't know shit

you don't know shit

the only thing you know is you're under arrest actually

no you got the right to remain

fucking fuck doesn't know anything

we could really get him here

well well

what do you think ladies

we should help him close the case I think we have to

that's what you make that happen

yeah if it means we can get out of here

before seeing a judge yeah

it makes it so much easier

well you guys

I don't know we're gonna have to

maybe give it another couple hours

maybe we can make a phone call hours

hours

but for right now you guys are in this jail

in this jail cell what do you think

we do run on walking time

well we have a couple of hours no

no well

you know

we're kind of hoping you'd let us go like pretty

much immediately yeah

like if we just like help you set them up

then what else do you need us here for

well exactly

cause we the rule is

you have to finish out your term until the judge comes

that's really what it boils down to

whose rule I mean that's the laws

you're just making fuck the law

you're making up all these laws as we go

bottom line is you girls are fucked

say that now fuck

fuck fuck

yep I think pretty much

I think we can work something out

you think

yeah something you should try

yeah and you tell us like

how we can set them up or what you need from us

and as long as we can fucking get out of here like well

how the fuck he fucking cares about our men

under the bus he fucking did that to us yeah

he just used us and left us

fuck that snake

I can't believe I fucking dated him

you know his usual go to spots right

you do

oh

yes oh my God

he brought me to his secret place

I'm very nervous don't let the cops know yet

we can think of a few places

what secret place I mean

there are just

just some restaurants and stuff that he likes to go to

like a secret garden

ah sure yeah

yeah like a garden

exactly

yeah exactly like that yeah

something like that

I'm gonna see if we

can get you girls out of here a little early

yeah really

I like that

but

but what we still have is we still have the breaking

the trespassing into the mayor's house

that's an issue

we didn't know the door was open for us

he had the keys

so it wasn't technically breaking and entering

I don't know how you gonna pin that on us well

we didn't know we were just invited in by lucky yeah

how are we supposed to know

like you guys said

we're just dumb whores like Harry's system pretty much

yeah this is a bunch of whore shit

yeah some oiled up whore shit well

I'm gonna talk to the I'm gonna talk to the um

warden and see

see what he says about getting you guys out of here

which warden that's good huh which warden

I'm not sure who's here right now

but I saw the warden sent it here

yeah yeah

well maybe it is

I'll check let me run out

talk to him real quick and I'll be right back

oh hey

let him know I said I love you haha

oh

fuck yeah I'm really disappointed in you girls

disappointed we're helping you

I expected so much more

you wouldn't have shit if it weren't for us well

we expected expected just an inch more as well more too

we'll play a little more and then we'll run for it

we already know what these guys want so

let's get what we want

I agree spring break

spring break spring break

all right so I spoke with them

yes and we might be able to work something out really

really and what about the mayor's house

we might be able to work something out about that too

oh this is perfect

so you're gonna drop the charges

well we're

we're thinking about thinking about

oh really okay yeah

can we help you drop those charges

help you think a little harder

yeah I think it'd be really good for all of us

you can help in any way yeah

close that case yeah

help you find lucky oh interesting

shut them up

interesting yeah

yeah we can help you with that

see I think this is gonna work out so

and it could be yeah

we can all work together yeah uh huh

yeah we could all be friends right

just us in the car we'll be good girls for you

now that we're on speaking terms really

yeah

I think we can work it out

I think I have a lot to offer this one

I think so too

you think yeah

I think we could hold our weight with us yeah

what do you think

I'm gonna talk to someone and see what we can do yes OK

thank you officer

well you know

I'm not exactly sure that they're still not guilty

but

wow yeah

that's interesting by the look on their faces yeah

yes

guilty is charged but we're not charged

we don't know you guys we don't know you guys

we don't

know you guys

we

don't know you guys we don't know you guys

is it me low flying down the ground

oh fuck

where the fuck did they go

where's the keys

shit

oh fuck

I hate when this happens

come on guys

holy shit

holy shit