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This is a very special episode of Make That Movie.

Last night, authorities were alerted to what has now been classified as a

national emergency.

A young couple, identified as Philip and Robin Noonan, were taking part in a

commercial tour of the Crenley Grotto Cave.

After becoming separated from their group, a flash flood has left the

trapped underground.

A full -scale rescue operation is currently underway.

Every second counts.

I have been chosen to make an original movie for the couple to lift their

spirits as they fight for their lives.

Minions, you are not alone.

I know this wasn't in the diary, but this is a big one.

It's all over the news.

It's actually a very shocking situation.

Please be respectful.

So sorry about that.

Sorry, my sisters.

I was supposed to meet them at the airport.

Huh? No, it's nothing. We were just going to hike the Camino de Santiago.

This kind of pilgrimage thing is stupid.

Oh, you've been planning that for months.

All nine sisters taking the Camino.

Yeah. This fucking job.

Oh, spare me. There's going to be other bottomless brunches, Pat.

Yeah, whatever.

Let's get a move on.

Can I go to the toilet real quick?

Sebastian, they said if it rains again, they'll definitely die.

Of course.

Come on.

Time was of the essence as we descended upon the rescue side.

The emergency response team could breathe a sigh of relief.

The cavalry had arrived and they were cave ready.

First things first, I needed to strategize with the head of the

A lady who I believe is some sort of dirt scientist.

I have to say, really.

Okay, so we've established a pilot shaft crew to deliver food, water, and

medicine. Now the decision we need to land on is whether or not we expand the

passage from above, or we drill through the rock to the eastern side of the

cave. Question, how loud is this drilling going to be?

You're the movie guy who employed the generator.

You should get one with more socket.

Yeah, can I ask who requested your department's involvement?

Came from the top.

Are you from New Zealand?

Then we've got picture.

Where are we going?

A hydraulic winch can pull three tons. It's the best in the world.

And who's looking after Apricot? Oh, is Apricot okay?

Is he scared?

Apricot, is that a pet?

Apologies for that. We're daisy training the transmitters. Can you hear us?

Naden, how are you holding up?

We're surviving.

I love that.

I'm Sam Campbell, head of entertainment on this one.

I'm going to be making a movie for you guys.

Keep you going down there. That is actually not something we... Oh, wow.

The connection keeps dropping.

Is that better?

A chocolate for you.

Look, this briefing is for essential contributors, so you and your team need

leave. Tina!

Where are the toilets up in this cave?

Hey! The people!

I can't believe what's happening to you.

Very shocking.

I swear, I'm suing that tour guide.

Look, it's very important that you tell me what the diameter is. If you say

anywhere on the website, we weren't allowed to be barefoot in the cave.

Barefoot?

Okay, I'm going to have to interject here. As medical research, people who

choose to wear shoes often have weaker, deformed feet. They resent us. It's

getting harder and harder to coexist with the shoe community.

I wish someone told me I'd be talking to some fellow barefooters.

Oh, my God.

No way.

He was just wearing shoes.

I don't think so.

I've been a barefooter for 15 years. Never looked back.

Wait, is the movie going to be about the corpse? No, nobody is making a movie,

okay? We can send you down a movie that already exists.

What are you into?

Moana 2?

We've already seen it.

If my memory serves me correctly, I believe Moana is bad, but... I like the

sound of this guy. Sounds playful.

So, will our movie be animated?

What's the idea?

The idea?

What were we thinking?

oh um so so it's a movie it's definitely about feet it's a and it's a family of

feet and they are going on a journey and then they all of a sudden there's this

hand and a giant end up the giant hand really mean hand and then it comes up to

them and then it it says you're gonna wear shoes and then they go no and so

there's a big fight but the shoes lose and the feet win

You ever been to Costa Coffee?

Yeah. You know how they got the big cup outside?

Mm -hm. I once got trapped inside of one of those.

Yeah.

We've lost the feed.

How have you been?

While I set about installing Final Draft on Dina's special computers, Pat took a

quick breather above ground.

And who's this?

I'll borrow your lighter.

Do you want a cigarette?

I don't touch them.

I try and stare at an open flame at least once a day.

I'm apricot.

Hot.

What are you, a friend of the Noonans, or...? A bit more than that.

I'm their third.

We're in a polycule.

Horrible phrase. Cheers.

So, do you think they'll get out of there or what?

You know, I've got couples already sniffing around.

Hey, Brookhart, I heard you're back on the market.

Why don't you show us a good time?

Careful of this broken glass.

It wasn't just the Noonan's loved ones holding their breath.

It seemed like the whole world was watching our mission unfold.

The movie's already getting a ton of buzz.

The Barefoot Brigade are really getting behind us. Look at all these messages.

I mean, you did hold a press conference.

Even Barefoot celebrities are reaching out. They want to help in any way they

can. I thought our thing was working with regular people.

Ooh.

I need you to have a quick word with Winnie.

Did you hear that?

They want a cartoon.

Anything is possible in the world of animation.

Yeah, it hurts my eyes.

Whitney, just real quick.

Sam needs you to stand down.

Jessie, what are you on about?

I'm really sorry.

Just a second.

It might not be my wheelhouse, but I can do some coloring in. The Barefoot

Defense League have done some digging.

And they found out you worked at Foot Locker.

Whitney, is that true?

I did one trial shift.

During COVID.

I was at a loose end.

You can't do this.

Please. Where will I go?

It's my life, kiddo.

You're all mad.

I'll show you.

This guy Sebastian has always rubbed me the wrong way. But his foot... Was

perfect. Yeah, I had more fun with it. I installed him as chief concept artist

and set about filling out our animation division.

Now, I'm not asking anyone to jump ship.

God, no.

But when was the last time you just drew something for fun?

Remember when you were a kid? Box of crayons, that's all we needed.

Mum's so proud she waxed it on the fridge.

I started making a graphic novel when I was at uni.

Excuse me, that's amazing.

If you've got a window, I'd love to see you have a crack at a storyboard.

Why do they call it a storyboard?

If it's a great story, I'm never bored.

Sebastian, the people are in the cave.

I'm going to need you to return to your allocated nook.

Hey, uh, you know how many of these rescues?

We've probably done about four on the scale.

I've made over 50 movies.

It's my birthday in September.

Dina's underlings were finally getting a taste of real leadership.

I'd fostered a really creative atmosphere, and before long we'd

Footopia's opening vignette.

A long time ago, in a land unlike any you and I have ever seen, lived a family

of travelling feet.

They skipped and hopped and tiptoed in harmony, bound only by a

sacred pact of pure...

Unrestricted freedom.

Unbeknownst to these gentle creatures, a darkness stirred.

Thirsty for power.

Determined to shackle all that is good.

The hand comes last.

It's the masterpiece.

There's no other word for it.

Thanks for coming at such short notice, Debbie McGee. Wild horses wouldn't have

kept me away.

Anything for the moon.

So, will the feats have to leave the homeland, or will they stay and play?

Well, first things first.

I'm going to need some celebs to provide the voices.

You want us to play at the feast?

Oh, my God!

The Noonans are going to be so grateful you've come on board.

Pat!

This is our sound recordist. She's going to set you up in a recording booth down

in dazzling Soho.

You what?

Lay down some tracks.

I've got to go all the way to fucking Soho.

Lose the attitude.

Is Jess driving?

I need her to keep this Dina woman off my back.

Oh, you're heading back to the city?

Let me grab a lift.

Yeah, sure. No worries. I love your work.

I'm DJing at Prince.

Early set.

I was there just last week.

What's this?

Footprints. It's a nightclub that caters to the barefooted themselves.

Very trendy.

Come with.

I'm doing the early set.

Maybe I can get you some free drinks. That sounds so fun, but we're recording

voices for the foot tribe and we're racing against the clock.

You know what?

Let's do it.

Sure we've got time for one drink?

I'm apricot, by the way.

The next day, I awoke to find the rescue team had gone out of their way to rush

ahead of our production.

I knew. If the Noonans escaped before seeing my movie, they'd be crushed.

They were counting on me. Hey, I'm a little uneasy about the hand.

Hands are notoriously difficult to draw. Everybody knows that. You knew that

going in.

I haven't heard from Winnie. Should we be worried?

Finally!

But fell over.

Really upsetting.

Pat was clearly buckling under the pressure.

And she wasn't the only one.

This is so intense.

Listen, I want you to take a breather. I just can't seem to calibrate the drill

bit. It's fine, don't worry. Go for a walk. Take as long as you need. That's

order.

Are you sure?

You are so much more important to me with a clear head, okay?

We got this.

Everything's going to be okay.

Sounded a little crunchy.

Where did you record this?

I got a booth.

We've got a booth!

This

is

horrible!

Have you been drinking?

Oh, at a time like this.

Alcohol, I presume.

Pat, you've really let me down.

Not a big deal.

Are you on something?

You are, you're pinging.

Your eye is a UFO.

Shut up, man.

This is unacceptable behaviour.

You're dismissed.

Effective immediately.

Got the link out to the Noonan.

I'm coming, Noonan.

With no usable audio and an estimated 900 ,000 drawings left to complete.

I needed to buy her some time.

I wish someone told me feature -length animation can take weeks.

How's the movie looking?

We have good news.

Debbie McGee is attached. We're going to get you out today.

Today?

We've neutralised the eastern tunnel, so there is still a risk of falling

debris, so as soon as we reach you, we'll get you secured in PPE, then our

will take you back through the tunnel to our Phoenix capsule.

Ideally, we would have sourced a model that can fit both of you at the same

time, but that shouldn't... I don't want to... Yeah, this seems really

dangerous.

We can get a bigger Phoenix. We can do that.

Is this going to work?

What's the proper... How do we know if... What is the actual chance of full

survival is what he's trying to say.

Under these circumstances... What percentage?

There are a lot of factors.

Please, give us a percentile.

93%. Don't love those odds.

No, we'd be much more comfortable with 100%.

You'll have to head back to the old drawing board.

View adjustments, calculations.

We need you to guarantee 100%. That is impossible to do. We cannot legally tell

you 100%. That's what we want to work with.

We don't mind as long as we're out by Christmas.

Christmas?

We'll stay put, thanks, Dina.

We can't miss Futopia.

We are this close.

Dina was becoming very passionate.

She and I had a bit of a will -they -won't -they thing going on.

The Noonans would need to stay put while I shifted our production into

hyperdrive. Speed up, mate.

I'd like to raise a concern.

No time.

Sam, I have to address the unfair treatment.

She was on drugs.

Her eyes were as big as dinner plates.

No, I'm not talking about... The old man was slowing us down.

What? No. I don't feel comfortable with us portraying all hands as evil.

What? I'd like to introduce the character.

The baby hand princess.

She falls in love with her little foot. They broke her a peace treaty.

Great.

It's Jess, right?

Yeah.

I respect that you're trying to help out here, but this isn't a game, okay?

Have you seen the forecast?

Totally. Of course. Yeah, I think they're just adding the finishing

Why don't I believe you?

Well, they only have about a minute and a half done.

Don't tell him I said that.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

It's just his process.

Can I get you anything hot chocolate?

How do you put up with that?

Publicly, the Dalai Lama condemned the project.

But privately, he told me he loved it.

Any questions?

Train tracks, what do you got?

Um, hey, sorry, I'm nervous. You're my favourite film director ever.

Um, I, uh, yeah, when you go to make a movie... Gonna stop you there!

I have never made a movie.

Never will.

It is always a team effort.

Always.

Next question.

Look, we're just trying to save these people's lives.

Now, I know this is not an easy position to be in, but if there is any way you

can make him stop.

It's just confusing.

The hands have to be evil.

Hands are somewhat evil.

They point at you. The fist is a hand.

They can be nice.

They wave at you. They touch gently.

They give vouchers. It's not up for discussion.

You're messing with my idea.

Your idea?

Yeah. You didn't come up with it.

You never do.

I beg your pardon?

You're a leech.

You don't care about other people. You take their ideas and then you boss

everyone around.

I've got plenty of ideas for movies, thank you.

Like what?

Fine, we'll do Hand Princess.

She intrigues me.

Say one original movie idea.

I will.

I'm waiting. And I'm ready.

It's all set at Christmas. Because it is a... But because it's a Christmas

movie. Because that's near the end of the year. So everyone's getting

And it's just this real... It is the season.

So... Listen, honestly, because... You know what?

You are a thorn in my side.

You're fat.

I plan to choke you.

Sam, I need you to sit down.

Kindly escort this dickhead out of my nook. They're gone.

They have died.

Huh? The Noonans.

There was a tremor in the cave and a rock fell on their heads.

So they've died.

It's really sad. We have to go now.

Jess, what are you talking... It's all my fault.

No, no, no, not at all.

Are you sure they're dead? They might just be a little bit squished. They're

squished. They're dead.

We know for a fact they've died completely.

Yeah, it couldn't reach him in time.

It's all over, Red Rover.

You have to go.

It's illegal to say 100%. We can't give up.

Don't just stand there. We have to help them.

Thank you.

Am I in the kingdom of heaven?

Put a big crystal near your head.

It gets helped with the healing.

I'll never lie to you again.

What you did was so brave.

It was?

It was on the news.

News website.

Near the side bit.

Did you get screenshots?

I missed it.

Sorry I gave you a spook, boss.

I fall apart when I'm on my own.

You've got a real monster.

Cheers. Nurse has said you should be here for a couple of weeks, but it could

months. No, Pat.

Must wait, Pat.

No.

Don't worry. We'll be here every single day.

We've been busy.

We may do something.

What's this?

What the hell is this?

Hi, Virginia.

Did you hear?

About this new tradition everybody's talking about?

Oh, no, don't you start.

Christmas sounds like a fad to me. I wouldn't get too excited.

Pay attention, water women, while I introduce to you the one

and only Santa Claus!

I'm looking to find a human wife!

Oh no!

The funny Christmas!

What is the gift you speak of? The gift is anything that someone wants, but...

You shouldn't have done that.

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