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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:06,173 [? group singing "Chaap Tilak"] 2 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,136 [rhythmic clapping] 3 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,860 [? music quickens] 4 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,404 [laughter] 5 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:30,906 [rhythmic clapping continues] 6 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:45,212 ?? 7 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,967 [? music fades out] 8 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,303 So, how'd the Bolivians react to the news? 9 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,596 Oh, not well. 10 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,266 But they're dead now, so who cares? 11 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,309 [laughs] Atta girl. 12 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,644 I'm a simple woman. 13 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,021 You betray me, I filet you. 14 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,523 I'll be sure to remember that. 15 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,316 [in Urdu] Assalaam alaikum Lucky Auntie, 16 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,985 -assalaam alaikum Ahmad Uncle. -Walaikum assalaam beta, 17 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,653 -walaikum assalaam. -Backyard, 20 minutes. 18 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,906 My band is doing a musical rendition of Tibetan Book of the Dead. 19 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,118 Can't wait. Mir, have you heard back from Wharton, Beta? 20 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:19,121 Not yet. I got accepted into my safety school, Drexel. 21 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,123 But if I have to go there, I'll probably kill myself. 22 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,291 You got to manifest it, man. 23 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,042 That's how we sold 20 tickets at our last show. 24 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,920 Nobody gives a shit about your band. It's Maroon 5 or nothing. 25 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,755 -Nerd. -Oh, and, uh, Baba wants 26 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,883 to see you downstairs to talk about, like, a business expansion or some shit. 27 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,428 -Duty calls. -Ah, he was talking about Lucky Auntie. 28 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:38,307 [? band continues singing in distance] 29 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,226 Don't be jealous. He loves us both. 30 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,311 -[Ahmad chuckles] -[Raj] Yeah. 31 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,770 -Yeah right. -[Raj] That's what I say to Mir 32 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,397 -all the time about Baba. -Get outta here. 33 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,107 -[Mir] Dude, shut up! -[Raj] You shut up! 34 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,817 [Mir] You're so dumb. I can't wait to go to college 35 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,943 and never talk to you ever again. 36 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,987 -[Raj] I swear... -[Mir] Once I start having sex... 37 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,739 [? tense music playing] 38 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:59,161 Where... did it all go so wrong? 39 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,582 [? funky upbeat music playing] 40 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,420 -[gun cocks] -[gunshots] 41 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,589 [bullet shells clinking] 42 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,051 [wet wiping] 43 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,262 [water splashing] 44 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,764 [? tense percussive music playing] 45 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:19,931 [Lucky chuckles] 46 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,270 Oh. Refreshing. I was parched. 47 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,773 Since you won't admit to the deli robberies, 48 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,566 I'm going to disembowel you... 49 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,694 -using a butter knife. -Okay, okay, hold on. [grunts] 50 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,404 Hold on. Just think about this for a second, okay? 51 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,407 Okay, okay. If you kill Ahmad, we can't prove that Raj didn't do it. 52 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,284 Look, look, look. Reza said we can pitch the board tonight 53 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:40,869 if I can prove that Raj is innocent. 54 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,162 Now we can. 55 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,872 -Come on. -[grunts] 56 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,791 Fine. I'll stop. 57 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,084 -[knife clatters] -Thank you. 58 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,960 -[grunts] -Starting now. 59 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,171 -Can we talk? -[Raj] Yes, please. 60 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,424 Look, if we take Ahmad to the police, he'll probably rat us out, 61 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,760 but we can get his whole confession on tape. 62 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,888 Solid plan. We can't keep him here forever. Habeas corpus. 63 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,599 You've heard of prison muscles? I have prison brains. 64 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,559 [Ahmad] That's a great idea. That's great. 65 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:05,936 Let-- Let me rehearse. 66 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:11,191 "My name's Ahmad Saeed, and the DarCo douches store their coke 67 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,776 -at 42 Van Buren--" -Alright! Mm. 68 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,653 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay. 69 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,739 Sometimes actors just need help finding their motivation. 70 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,077 -Here you go, baby. -Ah! 71 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,162 -[gagging] -Wait. Are you chutney-boarding him? 72 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,247 It's giving Cheney. 73 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,915 -[groaning] -[Lucky] A little bit of spicy chutney 74 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,084 for this heartburn bastard. 75 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,502 [Mir] Ahmad, you're gonna get on tape 76 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,170 and you're gonna say you were on a digital detox, 77 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,380 and you don't know about anything. 78 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,798 And that Raj is innocent. 79 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,091 Just fucking do it, man! 80 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,592 We have so much more chutney in the store. 81 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,094 Nobody ever buys this shit! 82 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,763 Okay, I'll do it. [spits] 83 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,350 [groans] But you gotta promise me on Baba's grave 84 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,227 that you don't kill me. 85 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,479 And give me 500,000 86 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,605 so I can... 87 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,275 [spits] ...set up a new life in a different country. 88 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,359 Okay, deal. 89 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,236 I'm gonna go to the Sugar Palace and get the cash from Max. 90 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,696 -You're gonna have it today. -[Ahmad] Max? 91 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,406 Sugar? 92 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:00,699 [laughing] 93 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,576 -Yeah. -[Ahmad] Oh, dear Lord. 94 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:06,163 [chuckling] Tell me you're not using that creep to clean your cash. 95 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,165 [? tense music playing] 96 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,337 Andrew Chadwater. 97 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,798 I see you've made yourself at home. 98 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,300 Can I offer you a drink? 99 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,010 Tequila, whiskey? 100 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,762 Milk. Neat. 101 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,138 We don't have milk. 102 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:26,767 Oh, he's a vile, shady fucking scumbag. 103 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,643 -[Lucky] Hmm. -And that's saying something 104 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:29,853 coming from me. 105 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,522 So, what brings you here? Low on campaign funds? 106 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,690 What can I do for you? 107 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,317 I need everything you have on the Dars, 108 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,401 and I need it today. 109 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,611 [Raj] You better be careful, man, 110 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,112 because that's Lucky's boyfriend-- 111 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:40,197 Uh, p-- Partner? 112 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,656 -[Raj] Man-friend? -[Mir] After a certain age? 113 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,950 [Raj] At what point does it become-- Turn from boyfriend to man-friend? 114 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,202 -We never talk about that. -[Mir] Yeah. 115 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,245 Doesn't matter! Okay? They're old and they're fucking. 116 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,538 A lot! 117 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,457 Well, if you want to play games with me, Andy, 118 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,750 you gotta have the cards. 119 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:56,671 Oh, well, my cards have every name you've ever laundered for. 120 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,257 Yeah, your little bobbleheads were quite talkative. 121 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,342 [lever clicking] 122 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,887 [laughing maniacally] 123 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,514 I could put you away for a long time. 124 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,724 -[Ahmad laughing] -[stomping feet] 125 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,477 What are you laughing at? 126 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,813 Your boyfriend's so old, he bullied Gandhi. 127 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,231 [Ahmad] You know, back in the day, 128 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,191 Max Sugar was known for enticing... 129 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,485 Oh, wh-what would you call them? 130 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,153 Oh, yeah. Bimbos. 131 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,905 ...by using certain tricks. 132 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,241 Let me guess. [chuckles] 133 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,577 He shut down his restaurant so you could have a romantic date. 134 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,080 -Yeah? Am I right? -Shut up. 135 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,832 [Ahmad] [laughing] Oh, Lucky! 136 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,586 Still filling your sad-hole by banging lowlifes? 137 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,840 Clearly, you're still the kachra chimney-sweep 138 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,132 you were when Baba found you. 139 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,968 -[screams] -[Mir] You don't need to do that! 140 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,052 Quiet! 141 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,512 [? intense music playing] 142 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,721 Listen to me. 143 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,891 I need you to think about the business. 144 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,603 And more importantly, think about Raj. 145 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,523 Lucky Auntie. 146 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,819 [heavy breathing] 147 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,112 [grunts] 148 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,031 You're lucky you have these two. 149 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,450 Untie this piece of shit. 150 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,746 I'll need full immunity. 151 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,666 This isn't an effing negotiation. 152 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,084 I will eff you! 153 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,545 Heck, I'll tell your daughter that you're going to prison 154 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,005 for a very long time. 155 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,840 How about that? How about I bring her in for questioning? 156 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,425 I said I'll cooperate. I'm here. 157 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,010 What do you want me to do? Bark like a dog? 158 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,553 Yeah, I want you to bark like a dog. 159 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,930 -[mimics deep dog bark] -Not a big dog. 160 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,099 You're like an annoying little guy who sits in a purse. 161 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,559 -Do that. -[mimics higher-pitched dog bark] 162 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,185 -More. -[mimics higher-pitched dog bark] 163 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,604 That's good. 164 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,897 So, I'm gonna get my things together, 165 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,857 and I'll meet you in your office in an hour. 166 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,066 Uh-uh! 167 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,192 I make the terms. 168 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:44,321 Gather your things. Meet me in my office in an hour. 169 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,032 -Bark again. -[mimics deep dog bark] 170 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,283 Ah. [mimics higher-pitched dog bark] 171 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,746 [sighs] 172 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:56,833 [sighs deeply] 173 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,377 [? tense music playing] 174 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,588 -[Raj grunts] -[knife slicing] 175 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,007 [Mir sighs] 176 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,675 Well... 177 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,013 this calls for a celebration. 178 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,224 Let's have a toast. 179 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,395 [laughing] Hey. 180 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,440 Glad you came to your senses, Lucky. 181 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,608 [chuckles] 182 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,444 -[banging bottles] -Oh. 183 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,781 Good thing you weren't on your period, eh? 184 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,658 -[laughing] -[shelf thumps] 185 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,034 -[hammer thuds] -[grunts] 186 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,119 [groaning] 187 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,873 -What the...? -[Raj] Does this mean our deal's off? 188 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,124 -[body thuds] -[Max sighs] 189 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,876 Tony. 190 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,837 Can you get some muscle out to the country house 191 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,089 within the hour? 192 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,757 And then... [sighs] 193 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,593 let's get Seven on a plane to Paris, tomorrow. 194 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,928 Got it. What's up? 195 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,137 I had no choice. 196 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,474 I have to hand Lucky over to that talking jar of mayonnaise. 197 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,558 [sighs] 198 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,436 She is going to butcher me and my daughter when she finds out. 199 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,522 Oh, definitely. She scares me. 200 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:04,025 I'll stall Chadwater until Seven is on that plane. 201 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,653 Sorry you gotta send your lady to prison. 202 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,904 Relationships are tough. 203 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,032 Relationships are tough. They're really hard. 204 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,369 Oh, well, that's how it is. 205 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,745 -[Mir crying] -[Raj] Shit, shit, shit! 206 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,247 I forgot about that booby trap. 207 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,082 -So much blood! -This is the same place 208 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,001 where Baba got hit in the head with the golf ball. 209 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,377 We should just let him bleed out. 210 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:23,837 There's absolutely no way you're gonna plug 211 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,672 a busted skull with TP. 212 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,215 -[Ahmad groaning] -It's not even two-ply! 213 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,383 [Raj] Do you think this will work? 214 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,010 [Mir] I don't know. Try it! 215 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,720 [groans] 216 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:32,804 [Mir and Raj grunting] 217 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,848 -[Mir] No, it's too small. -[Raj] His head is too big. 218 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,099 Ah! 219 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,226 [Mir] Come on, come on, come on, buddy, come on. 220 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,103 [? "Ass Shaker" by Peachcurls playing on car stereo] 221 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,896 [cell phone ringing] 222 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,358 -Hello? -Surprise! Ahmad's alive. 223 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,860 [screaming] Fuck! 224 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,737 Let me re-kill him, please! 225 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,821 No, no, no. 226 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,531 I need you to do something else for me. 227 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,491 -[Mir] What time is it? What time is it? -[Ahmad babbling] 228 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,535 -He can't read my Rolex! -[Ahmad continues babbling] 229 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,871 I have a, a bad feeling about Max. 230 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,831 I just want you to find him, 231 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,334 follow him, and if you see anything suspicious, 232 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:04,919 I want you to give me a call. 233 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,004 Consider him found. 234 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,130 [? "Ass Shaker" continues playing] 235 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,339 ? Shake wit it, bounce wit it ? 236 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,841 ? Now, bounce wit it, bounce... ? 237 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,301 I think this is gonna work! 238 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,594 [Mir] Oh, yeah, that's good, that's good. 239 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,846 [groaning, wailing] 240 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,390 It was an accident, drama queen! 241 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,933 What do you say when someone's about to die? 242 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,769 -Inna Lilla...? -Nobody knows the middle part! 243 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,520 You just mumble it in. Inna Lilla... [mumbling] 244 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:23,605 [both speaking Arabic] Raji'un. 245 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,274 -Ah! -I need medical attention! 246 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:30,361 If you let me die, I will fucking haunt you. 247 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,364 I'll get the worst djinn to give you nightmares. 248 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:34,741 -You okay? -Mm-hmm. 249 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:35,825 [Ahmad] Is she okay? 250 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,079 I'm wearing a head diaper, and you're asking if she's okay? 251 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,997 -You idiot! -You just gotta relax, man! 252 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,207 I hate you both! 253 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,291 [Raj] Breathe with me, okay? 254 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,876 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 255 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,002 [Ahmad] You're idiots! 256 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,381 [horn honks] 257 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,800 [people chattering] 258 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,553 [Max] If you were any later, I was gonna call you Seven-Thirty. 259 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,597 Kind of a flop joke, but... 260 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,099 -Hi! -Hi. 261 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,266 How are classes? 262 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,810 Oh, please don't ask me about classes. 263 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,478 Please don't ask me about anything personal. 264 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,980 The only thing worth focusing on right now is my play. 265 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,565 Theater is my passion now. 266 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,192 -Theater? What happened to NPR? -Mm-hmm. 267 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,401 -No. -[clicks tongue] 268 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,445 Well, here's the plan for today, okay? 269 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,656 Instead of just going for a bite, 270 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,242 what if we spent the weekend 271 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,327 at the country house with the horsies? 272 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,411 Just me and you. 273 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,330 I love that you're obsessed with trying to hang out with me, 274 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,791 but I-I-I have to do the adult thing right now. 275 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,751 I have to focus on my play. 276 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,087 The lead wore a durag to school last week. 277 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,506 She's white. She's actively getting canceled. 278 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,383 It's just, there's, like, a lot on my plate. 279 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,386 What if I said as an argument that we should ditch those chopped bums 280 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,554 and we should just dip? 281 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,931 Oh, my God. Okay. 282 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:41,933 You know what? 283 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,935 I will go with you 284 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,603 if you stop trying to talk like me. 285 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,938 Agreed. Okay. So you want to do it? 286 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,857 -[Seven Sugar] Yes. -That's great! 287 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,608 Great. You know what? You slay. 288 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:51,776 That's the last one. 289 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,027 [cell phone buzzing] 290 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:56,614 Uh, I'm so glad we get to spend some time together. 291 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,949 -Gonna ignore that. -[phone clicks] 292 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,035 -[Seven] Who was it? -[Max] No one important. 293 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,958 [? percussive music playing] 294 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,251 [chickens clucking] 295 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,216 [? tense music playing] 296 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,974 What are we doing all the way out here, Maxie? 297 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,031 Who in the Secret Lives of Amish Wives is this homewrecker? 298 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,325 So, I want to hear more about this play. 299 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:44,537 It's a re-imagining of Waiting for Godot but with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. 300 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,372 So, obviously it's fire. 301 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,083 That's interesting. Kind of through their eyes. 302 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,753 Why are there Amish guys outside with crossbows? 303 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,338 Oh, that's security... 304 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,714 for the horses. 305 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,050 Been a lot of horse-jackings recently. 306 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,134 -Mm. -So... 307 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,844 Oh, anyway, about my play. 308 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,680 So, we want to stage it in a castle. 309 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,183 [? tense music continues] 310 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:09,896 What if tomorrow, I flew you to Paris? 311 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,775 And you can go out there, check out castles, get some inspo. 312 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,693 I mean, there are plenty of castles out there. 313 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,074 I'd put you up at the George Cinq presidential suite. 314 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,742 You know what? [smacks lips] 315 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,119 Fine. Say less. I'll do it. 316 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,288 -Come here, I love you. I love you. -Aww. 317 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,332 [? tense music continues] 318 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:35,421 You don't trade a queen for a pawn, you ungrateful swine! 319 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,674 -[cell phone buzzes] -[Raj and Mir chattering] 320 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,926 Hi. Are you and Max poly? 321 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,011 [over phone] I'm guessing no. 322 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,556 Um, I've just caught Mr. Slimy Sugar 323 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,934 with some homewrecking bimbo. 324 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,437 That shady fucking prick. 325 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,522 [switch blade clicks] 326 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,901 You say the word, and I will fetch you his dishonest penis. 327 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,444 Send me the address. 328 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,989 Just gonna deal with him myself. 329 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,991 [keypad clacking] 330 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,659 [Ahmad groans] 331 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,204 Okay. We need to get him to a doctor or a shaman, 332 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,372 or he's gonna die. 333 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,707 Okay, I vote doctor, okay? 334 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,333 He needs medicine, not vibes. 335 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,003 -[Ahmad groaning] -You got this. I gotta go. 336 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,172 It's nice to see you boys manning up. 337 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,257 Thank you. 338 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,842 [groaning, whimpering] 339 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,345 I haven't been in this much pain since I lost my virginity. 340 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,681 -[horn honks] -Get out of the way! 341 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,351 Look, man, he's really fucked up. 342 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,312 Hey, uh, what if this is a bad idea? 343 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,980 What if he thinks he's gonna die and he rats us out 344 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,148 as a final fuck you?! 345 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,151 Hey! Don't bring that negative energy in here, man. 346 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,279 This is what the universe wants for us, okay? It's got our back. 347 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,156 -Oh, really? Does it? -Definitely. 348 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,199 This is exactly where the cosmos wants us. 349 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,826 Okay? Us together. 350 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,077 Co-Chief Saabs. 351 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,289 Brothers, hauling a half-dead prick in the back. 352 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,834 [Ahmad] Yeah. The only thing half-dead is your fashion. 353 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,128 -What did you say? Huh? -[Mir] Be careful! 354 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,504 [Raj] What did you say to me? 355 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,173 -Hey, wake up! -[groans] 356 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,424 -Wake up! -Alright. 357 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,592 We're almost at the hospital. 358 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,677 Yeah. And then we'll be done with you for good. 359 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,472 I will never know why Baba invited you into his gang. 360 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,391 [chuckles] Your Baba and I were the gang. 361 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,478 In the beginning, it was just the two of us, 362 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,688 running guns, selling dope. 363 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,441 They called us the DarCo Boys. 364 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,984 That's why he always considered you a brother. 365 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,903 -How could you do that to him, man? -Oh, stop! 366 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,196 After all you guys went through. 367 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,947 Don't be sentimental, boy. 368 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,657 It was just business. 369 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,494 [Raj] You say that, but we always considered you our uncle. 370 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,621 You were our family. We all loved you. 371 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,206 [Ahmad] Oh. 372 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,542 Maybe that's why they say don't mix family and business. [chuckles] 373 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,252 Yeah. It's complicated. 374 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,255 There was a time I would have died for your Baba. 375 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,925 Ha ha. I certainly killed for him. 376 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,302 But... things change. 377 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,263 Still, there are days I regret what I did. 378 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,266 Most days, I'm glad I did what I did. 379 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,601 You had everything. 380 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,646 Respect, money, family. 381 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,773 And you threw it all away for greed. 382 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,609 I hope one day... 383 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,154 you can get all of this hate out of your heart. 384 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,489 That is what Baba would have wanted. 385 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,949 Oh, stop talking. 386 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,867 I'm gonna gag on my vomit. 387 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,577 I hope you fucking choke on it. 388 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,954 [tires screeching] 389 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,038 [door thumps] 390 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,042 You two chutiyas better get my money 391 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,252 before I leave here, 392 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,087 or I'll fucking ruin you. 393 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,839 [groaning] 394 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,298 [whimpering] 395 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,383 [Raj sighs] 396 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,009 What a dick. 397 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,303 -[? percussive music playing] -[groaning] 398 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,471 [moans] 399 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,764 [both] Oh! 400 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,684 [cop] Who brought him in? Any ID on him? 401 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,935 -No, no, nothing. -[Ahmad] Ahmad Saeed. 402 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,645 Holy shit! This is Saeed Ahmad. 403 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,730 This guy died in a car explosion a few weeks ago. 404 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,566 [paramedic] Okay, well, he's alive for now. 405 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,401 Just tripped. [groans] 406 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,652 I wasn't dead. 407 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,736 [grunts] 408 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,906 I'm more alive than you, you soy-boy-beta-twat. 409 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,242 [laughing, coughing] 410 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,910 [paramedic] Oh, we're losing him. 411 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,662 [cop] Look, you're not gonna make it. 412 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,497 Just tell me who did this, I'll use it in court, 413 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,832 -bring 'em to justice. -[Ahmed wheezing] 414 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,625 [cop] Just give me a name. 415 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,419 [paramedic] Oh. 416 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,880 [groans faintly] 417 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,257 [? suspenseful music playing] 418 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,259 [chuckles] 419 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,679 Fuck the police. 420 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,306 [grunts] 421 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,642 [? somber music playing] 422 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,025 [Raj] Damn. That was some Tupac shit. 423 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,359 He didn't rat us out. 424 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,612 Oh, this is proof that I didn't bomb the car. 425 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,531 That asshole came through in the end. 426 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,783 Hey, if we go right now, we can make it to the board meeting. 427 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,202 Yeah. Let's go. 428 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,621 Wait. Can you present? You have blood on your coat. 429 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,122 Oh, fuck, no. 430 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:43,628 Actually, I have a suit in the car that I think just might work. 431 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,383 [horse snorting] 432 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,552 [? tense music playing] 433 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,262 Are those two still in there? 434 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,515 The floozy just took off with the two guards. 435 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,766 You just missed her. 436 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,392 [Lucky] Goddammit. 437 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,937 I went to therapy with this guy, 438 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,064 trying to convince me to build a life with him. 439 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,025 Wanted me to leave the boys behind. 440 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,235 -Monster. -[switch blade clicks] 441 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,613 Matthew, we are not cutting any penises off today, okay? 442 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,114 -Put that away. -[sighs] Bummer. 443 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,116 You know, I really thought I'd get to use this a little more. 444 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,994 Oh, shit. That's Chadwater's car. Oh, no. 445 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,788 [Lucky] Did he say he was coming? 446 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,040 No. He's been obsessed with Max. 447 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,667 I don't know why he'd come all the way out here. 448 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,919 [Lucky] It's a good thing I'm here to find out, then. 449 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,880 -Maybe they're boning. -[switch blade clicks] 450 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,466 [Lucky] Something is rotten in Philly. 451 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,428 This hither be private property. 452 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,306 [Lucky] Stay calm. 453 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,518 The Amish are humble and peaceful people. 454 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,811 [in Pennsylvania Dutch] Guder daag. 455 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,939 Mr. Sugar decrees violence upon intruders. 456 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,859 It brings us merriment to bathe these fields in blood. 457 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:52,947 There's no joy like cutting sinful heads off thine bodies. 458 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,323 Okay, I take that back. 459 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,741 These ones are psychos. 460 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,619 -[switch blade clicks] -Finally, I get to use this thing. 461 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,580 -[arrow whooshing] -[thumps] 462 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,498 [screams] 463 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,958 -[Lucky yells] -[groans] 464 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,252 -[grunting] -[scythe whooshing] 465 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,503 -[Lucky yelling] -[kick thuds] 466 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,629 -[grunting] -[punches thudding] 467 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,922 Oh! 468 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,259 -[scythe slicing] -[guard yelps, groaning] 469 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,428 [? dramatic music playing] 470 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,596 [Matthew groaning] 471 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,182 Okay. Slay, queen. 472 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,601 [breathing heavily] 473 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,645 Hide the bodies. I'm going in. 474 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,731 [heavy breathing] 475 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,858 [groans] 476 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,820 I have got to figure out health insurance. 477 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,114 [? dramatic music playing] 478 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,117 What do you think? How is it? 479 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,161 You look great! Is this Baba's old suit? 480 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,121 Yeah, I had it dry cleaned after my freak out. 481 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,165 I-Is it too big? I'm worried that it's too big, you know? 482 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,833 Why couldn't I inherit Baba's Cricket shoulders? 483 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,585 Chill, bro. Oversized is in right now. 484 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,879 You look like a brown Bieber at The-- The Met. 485 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,756 You know who else was at The Met? Zayn Malik. 486 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,007 So, I basically look like him. 487 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,550 Yes. You look like Zayn Malik. 488 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,010 -Yeah, yeah. You look great. -I don't know, man. 489 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,262 I-- What I really think we should do is maybe postpone it by a week 490 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,222 -to get a better suit and just recalib-- -[Reza] Postpone? 491 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,599 Did I hear "postpone"? 492 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,850 Hey, Reza. What's up? 493 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,019 That's a thought. Here's what I'm thinking. 494 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,313 You can't push this meeting again. 495 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,856 I put my reputation on the line. 496 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,485 If you screw this up, I will use my billion-dollar trust fund 497 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,988 and my powerful friends to wreck your shit! 498 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,573 -[whimpers] -[Reza inhales sharply] 499 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,699 [exhales sharply] 500 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,327 Have fun with it. You got this. 501 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,413 Okay, okay. You saw that. 502 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,581 We can't be here. We gotta get out of here. 503 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,416 We just gotta give up this dream of buying a fucking golf course. 504 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,168 It was dumb to begin with. What were we even thinking? 505 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,836 This is all white people here. We don't even belong here. 506 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,004 -We gotta get out of here. -Shh! 507 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,507 -You got this. -Okay. 508 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,051 We're gonna relax, and we're gonna take some deep breaths. 509 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,678 -We're gonna close our eyes. -Okay. Okay. 510 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,054 -Alright, let's do it. -Close my eyes. 511 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,889 -Take a deep breath. -Deep breath. 512 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,725 In through your nose, out of your mouth. 513 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,144 -[Mir exhaling] -And just give me a couple more of those. 514 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,897 -Think about where you are right now. -[breathes deeply] 515 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,482 -Let's just do one more. -Okay. 516 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,566 [Raj] Really deep. 517 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,151 -Okay. Here we go. -Here we go. 518 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,611 [sniffs deeply] 519 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,987 Oh, what the fuck?! 520 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,864 Was that cocaine? Did you just give me cocaine? 521 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,032 Are you out of your goddamn mind? 522 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,827 I gave you a little dose of confidence. You're gonna be great. 523 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,453 [panting] No, no, I can't, dude. 524 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,163 -Why would you do this to me? -You're gonna be fine. 525 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,249 It's gonna get to your head in three seconds. 526 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,334 -[panting] -Three, two, one. 527 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,670 [? upbeat music playing] 528 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,588 Let's go buy a fucking golf course. 529 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,881 [laughing maniacally] 530 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,008 So, to sum it all up, if given the opportunity, 531 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,303 we will modernize facilities, hire world-renowned chefs, 532 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,347 double our profits, and make this club 533 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,142 the premier location to be, 534 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,393 and to be seen. 535 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,312 With exponential growth on vibes. 536 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,897 -[board member] Hmm. -[murmuring] 537 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:35,317 [applause] 538 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,821 Great pitch. See? I told you these guys had big plans. 539 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,905 [board murmuring] 540 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,074 As president, I fully endorse them. 541 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,284 This is gold. 542 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,996 With the extra dough, I could become my church's number one donor. 543 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,790 Suck it, Becky Larson! 544 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,250 That's what I'm talking about. 545 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,628 All in favor of giving us the keys to the castle, say, "Aye." 546 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,796 [all] Aye! 547 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,548 Yes! Baba's dream came true! 548 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:58,632 [both laughing] 549 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,718 -And I did it with my brother. -Yeah! 550 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,305 Yes, yes, yes, yes! I cannot wait to start working! 551 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,556 [? music stops abruptly] 552 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,312 Is this cocaine, Mir? 553 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,397 [? tense percussive music playing] 554 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,484 [heavy breathing] 555 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,989 [? suspenseful music playing] 556 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,495 [Chadwater] Surprised to see me? 557 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,371 There's nothing you can hide from me. 558 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,792 Not your crimes. Not your subscription for butt plugs. 559 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,170 Not your ranch house that you have listed under one of your shell corporations. 560 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,671 I'm playing ball, Andy. 561 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,049 I wasn't hiding from you. 562 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,510 If you're lying to me, I have tricks to put you away 563 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,804 for much worse than money laundering. 564 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,056 Google Joey Tomatoes. 565 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,641 Am I supposed to be scared? 566 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,226 Yeah. 567 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,937 I do what it takes to get the job done. 568 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,855 Oh, that could be my motto when I'm mayor. 569 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,316 -Oh, that's good. -"Do what it takes to get the job done." 570 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,361 [Max] I do what I can to get the job-- 571 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,488 -[Chadwater] I do what it takes-- -[Max] I do what it takes to get... 572 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,573 -Yeah. It's concise. -[Chadwater] Thank you. 573 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,118 What I'm trying to do is I'm just trying to get my daughter to a safe place 574 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,787 before we hit DarCo. 575 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,705 Lucky will kill her. 576 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,333 But I did betray your trust, so my bad. 577 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,252 I don't need your bads. 578 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,046 I need to know you'll do what it takes to bring the Dars down. 579 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:22,925 Yeah. It's either them or me. 580 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,844 And I choose me. 581 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,971 You know what my motto is? You ever hear it before? 582 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,432 Loyalty-schmoyalty, I'll do whatever it takes. 583 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,519 They trust me with everything. 584 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,604 Yeah. How'd you manage that? 585 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,566 I staged a fake robbery at their little deli... 586 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,901 -[gasps] -...and then I came in at the last minute 587 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,695 and saved the day. 588 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,071 Leave them alone! 589 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,616 Hey, Lucky, guess what you forgot at the casin-- Hey! 590 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,287 [whispering] That lying son of a bitch. 591 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:52,830 [sighs] 592 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,919 This is not good. This is not good, man. 593 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,212 [Mir] Why did you make me do drugs?! 594 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,298 -I thought it was gonna help! -This is so bad! 595 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,716 They know about-- 596 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,217 Hi. Um, listen, 597 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,303 I feel like you guys have been talking for a really long time, 598 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,680 and we're focusing way too much on whatever that is 599 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,391 and not enough on how much you guys loved our pitch. 600 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,475 -And-- -Remember all the "Yays"? 601 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,603 -We can explain everything. -Yeah. 602 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,397 And-and-and by "we," I mean Mir, my brother, 603 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,481 he can explain everything. 604 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,483 -Mir, go ahead. -Yeah, uh... 605 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,820 Did you really bring cocaine to a pitch meeting? 606 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,741 -It's sea salt! I'm very low on sodium. -Oh. 607 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,409 -My doctor said that I need minerals. -Oh. 608 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,577 Do not try-- 609 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,078 [licking] 610 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:40,502 The only time I've tasted snow that pure was off Bob Dylan's dong. 611 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,257 These boys know how to party! 612 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,593 [board members cheering] 613 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,677 [cork pops] 614 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,554 To our new owners! 615 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,598 [all cheering] 616 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,517 Ha, ha! Ah-ha-ha! 617 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,602 -Come on! -[snorting] 618 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,686 [both yelling] 619 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,396 -[group] Woo! -Ahh! 620 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,522 -Go, go, go! -[both snorting] 621 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,649 [all cheering] 622 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,317 ? Recognize a real Don when you see one ? 623 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,819 [? "Notorious" by Malaa playing] 624 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,575 ? R-I, O, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 625 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,828 [cheering and laughing] 626 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,289 ? It's the N-O, T-O, R-I, O ? 627 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,375 ? The game is mine nobody do it better ? 628 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,627 -Oh, shit, man! -Oh, fuck! 629 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,462 [all] Whoa! 630 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:27,591 I am a business god! 631 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,677 -Yeah! -I'm so proud of you, bro. 632 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,262 -You made that happen. -No, no, no. We made it happen. 633 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,682 Baba's dream, our future, all secure! 634 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,976 -You are a business god! -[chuckles] 635 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,186 And I'm a free man. We gotta call Lucky. 636 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,021 -Let's do donuts in the parking lot. -Yeah. 637 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,106 [ice clinking] 638 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,780 [gun clicking] 639 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,658 -[Seven] Dad? -[Max] Uh, yes? 640 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,994 [Seven] There you are. About Paris, 641 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,912 -my French sucks right now. -[Lucky sighs] 642 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,581 [Seven] I feel like before the trip, I should Duolingo. 643 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,333 You know I was on a streak during COVID. 644 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,711 [Max] People forget, some good stuff came out of COVID. 645 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,630 -I remember I was learning guitar. -[Seven] Oh, you did... 646 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,716 [conversation continues indistinctly] 647 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,301 [? "rebound" by Kari Faux playing] 648 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:14,013 ? Off the back porch, you got me jumping through hoops ? 649 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,347 ? Am I a rebound? ? 650 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:16,765 ? Baby, tell me the truth ? 651 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,852 ? I said off the back porch, you got me jumping through hoops ? 652 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,353 ? Am I a rebound? ? 653 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,688 ? Baby, tell me the truth ? 654 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:28,318 ? It's like ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 655 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:34,700 ? You got me like ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 656 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,828 ? I think I'm gonna lose it, so much damn confusion ? 657 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,580 ? You say I'm not a substitution ? 658 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,081 ? Then what's the truth, then? ? 659 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,876 ? If you show me proof then I will not refuse it ? 660 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,920 ? But I came to the conclusion you wanna use me ? 661 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:51,884 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 662 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,218 ? You got me like ooh ? 663 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:58,515 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 664 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:01,477 ? Off the back porch, you got me jumping through hoops ? 665 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,853 ? Am I a rebound? ? 666 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,188 ? Baby, tell me the truth ? 667 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,274 ? I said off the back porch, you got me jumping through hoops ? 668 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,358 ? Am I a rebound? ? 669 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,777 ? Baby, tell me the truth ? 670 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:13,238 ? It's like ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 671 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,574 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 672 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,618 ? You got me like ooh, ooh ? 673 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,621 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 674 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,372 [? music fades out] 675 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:25,375 [? fanfare playing] 676 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,461 ?? 677 00:26:27,511 --> 00:26:32,061 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50064

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