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[loud metallic clanging]
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[footsteps clomping]
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[loud banging]
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[clanging continues]
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Raj Dar!
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[voice echoing]
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[speaking Hindi]
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-[screams]
-[bars creaking]
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[debris clattering]
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[? Bollywood action music playing]
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[whistles]
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[doors banging]
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[? "Boom Boom" by Photronique playing]
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[yelling]
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-[grunting]
-[baton thuds]
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[groaning]
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-[grunts]
-[kick thuds]
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[groaning]
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[yelling]
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[all thudding]
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??
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[yelling]
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[both grunting]
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-[punch thuds]
-[groans]
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Ah!
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[both grunting]
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[growling]
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Et tu, Mir?
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[panting wildly]
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No!
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[? funky upbeat music playing]
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[gunshots]
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[bullet shells clinking]
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[wet wiping]
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Okay, okay, okay.
It was barely a betrayal.
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The second one was a dream.
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Like a Bollywood dream.
That doesn't even count!
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Dreams are just the future in flashbacks.
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Okay, look, you're my priority.
I'm not gonna let you go to jail--
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-[cell phone ringing]
-[Raj] I'm your priority?
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Ha! That's rich.
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[phone continues ringing]
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-Reza! What's up, buddy?
-[Raj sighs]
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How are-- You need
the down payment. Today?
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There's a lunch?
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With other board members?
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Hey, buddy, I gotta go.
I'll call you back.
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See? I'm all in.
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I'll believe it when I see it. Dude,
my trial is in less than two weeks.
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I'm gonna go to jail, Mir.
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-Tick tock, dude.
-Okay, okay, I got it.
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Alright, all we have to do is find out
who really killed Ahmad,
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and then you'll be good.
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Right? We just gotta keep searching.
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Oh, do you still have that Kill Ahmad map?
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You know, like your,
your murder vision board?
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Do I still have it?
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Yeah, like the one with the yarn.
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It's on the dining table.
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Oh. Wow.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm actually pretty impressed.
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We have some, oh,
violent free verse poetry.
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Yeah, they call me the Rumi of Vengeance.
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[sighs] I bet they do.
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What'd you find in Ahmad's work locker?
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What the fuck is a work locker?
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-Oh!
-Oh, God.
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-Ugh!
-What is that smell?
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Alright. Some male-pattern baldness shit
he's clearly never used.
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Oh, a surprising amount of Viagra.
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Um... Oh, what's this?
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Alright.
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-Oh.
-Bunch of photos of him and Ali?
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-[Mir] Eagles game.
-[Raj] Eagles game.
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Just the two of them?
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[Raj] Gatsby-themed party.
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-Historic tour of the Titanic?
-Titanic?
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Do you think they were banging?
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Oh! You know what?
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Zubair told me that
Ahmad and Ali are tight.
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God, drugs have really fried your brain.
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We gotta go! See what Ali knows.
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Why don't we just call him?
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Right? [chuckles] Of course.
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Like all great detectives.
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Matlock would call ahead of time
and be like, "Hey, just checking in.
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I'm gonna interrogate you."
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-You don't watch Matlock.
-Yes, I do.
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I watch everything Kathy Bates does.
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She's a national treasure.
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Okay, whatever.
Call Lucky and let her know.
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I don't need to call mommy
every time I have a problem.
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I'm a grown-ass man.
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What is wrong with you today?
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I've called her five times,
and she sent me to voicemail.
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-[phone buzzing]
-[Max] Thanks for coming here with me.
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This really helps me when I'm in a funk.
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Oh. I'm excited.
I've never really done acupuncture.
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You think it's gonna help with
the shooting pain I have when I do this?
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-Okay, but, Lucky, here's the thing.
-Ow. Ow.
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This isn't really my acupuncturist.
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This is couples therapy.
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Therapy? I'm out.
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No, wait. Just--
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-Just stay. Just try it out.
-I'd rather be stabbed.
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[Max] I want this to work.
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This is gonna help us be really honest
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-with each other.
-Ugh.
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Just don't say who we are,
what we do, or who we work with.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Allana Iverson.
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No relation. That I know of.
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Or he'll admit to.
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[? intense music playing]
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[softly] Please, Lucky.
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[? intense music continues]
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You will never fix me.
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Okay, Lucky Auntie's not calling me back.
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But you know what?
We got this. We'll be fine.
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We can be, you know, like a duo.
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Like, like, Utley and Rollins
or Saquon Barkley and--
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The Fuck Me Felon. Check it out, 400K.
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I think the Fuck Me Felon should post with
those balloons that say "400K" on 'em.
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You know, those shiny ones?
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Why are you talking in the third person?
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You think I should get an agent?
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I think it'll really help me get
a book deal in prison.
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You are not gonna go to prison!
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Okay, just follow my lead.
Hit the doorbell.
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-Come on.
-[doorbell rings]
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Mir! Raj! Uh, Chiefs.
Uh, w-w-what's going on?
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Ali! How are you?
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We're just doing a bit
of a quarterly check-in.
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-Do you mind if I step in?
-Uh, maybe not right now.
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My wife is cooking,
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and she really doesn't like
surprise guests.
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No way!
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[both chuckling]
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The Fuck Me Felon at my door?
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Oh, my God.
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You are even more gorgeous in person.
[giggles]
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My fairy smut book club is gonna
die over this.
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Please, uh, come in! Have some chai!
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Ali, move.
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I'm definitely getting an agent.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-How are you?
-Hi, Fuck Me Felon. Welcome.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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Close the door. [chuckles]
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[Aisha clears throat]
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Ah. Should have worn better socks.
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That's why I keep mine white and tight
like your Fruit of the Looms.
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I stopped wearing those.
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[? curious music playing]
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-[staffers chattering]
-[office phones ringing]
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Raj Dar is mocking me.
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You shouldn't have liked his post?
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The election is two weeks away,
and we haven't collared my nemesis-sees.
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[exhales sharply]
This is panic mode, Carl!
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Got it. Fuck!
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Yeah. That's the energy I'm looking for.
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We need to use the arrest warrant
we have for the Sugar Palace.
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It's time to tighten the screws
on Lucky's boy toy.
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You think that's the best route?
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He's the weakest link,
you flippin' Jolly Rancher.
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[voice muffled] He launders money
for every cool kid in Philly,
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-including the Dars.
-[staffer] Hi, Dino!
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So if we get him for money laundering,
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he'll turn on those Jawnie-dealing
sons-of-fishes.
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Haven't you seen The Departed?
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It's in my queue.
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It's Blake Lively's finest work.
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We can get into the casino by tomorrow.
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No, we need it now, Carl.
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Today. Panic mode.
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-Yeah.
-And we need hard evidence this time.
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It's too risky to pull a frame job
like the one I did on Joey Tomatoes.
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[? tense percussive music playing]
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I told you about that, right?
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Many, many times, sir.
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You planted the murder weapon
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-in the glove compartment.
-In the glove box.
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-Then you contacted a cop...
-I called the cops.
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...who then did a routine traffic stop
and then found...
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-Oh, there's a gun!
-[Carl] ...the planted murder weapon.
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[door banging]
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[chuckles]
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It's chive o'clock.
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Um, because you ordered extra chives.
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You know I'm intermittent fasting.
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I would fire you,
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but I have something
very important for you to do.
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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I need you...
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to return these clothes to J.Crew.
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And don't let those fuckers stick me
with a store credit this time.
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Yes, sir.
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-[staffers chattering]
-[office phones ringing]
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[Matthew grunting]
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[straining] Okay.
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-Please move slower.
-I'm sorry.
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I'll bring some snacks.
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Thank you.
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You guys want some chai?
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-Uh, yeah. Thanks.
-I'm good.
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Alright.
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[Raj slurping]
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Look, Ali, you've been
a very valuable asset at DarCo,
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and we really want to--
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You were best friends
with that piece of shit, Ahmad.
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We weren't that close.
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Then why was he
at your nine-year anniversary
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one month before he was killed?
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A Gatsby-themed party
for a ninth anniversary is very weird.
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Fine. He was an asshole,
but he was my asshole.
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That doesn't excuse
what he did to your dad,
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but maybe he got what he deserved.
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We need to find Ahmad's real killer.
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[coughs]
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Why would I know anything about that shit?
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Shit!
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This chai's too sweet.
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[? percussive music playing]
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He's lying.
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Yeah. This chai is perfect.
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What brought you two here?
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He tricked me.
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Told me you were an acupuncturist.
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I think she has
a co-dependent relationship
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with her two surrogate sons.
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-Ow!
-Ahh!
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-Stop it!
-You don't clean up shit!
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[both] Ah!
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It's giving me the ick.
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The ick?
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[Max] You baby them.
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"Raj, I'm so sorry
you got arrested for murder.
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I wish I could help you."
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Murder?
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It's, um, uh, symbolic.
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Not a murder-murder, but just a murder.
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A light... murdering.
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Now, I need to remind you that if there is
a serious threat to someone's life,
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I will need to report this, Gerald.
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[in nasal voice]
Gerald?
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[chuckles awkwardly] It's a nickname.
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Enough of this shit.
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Here's what's gonna happen.
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-[gasps]
-We're gonna talk freely,
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and you are not going
to repeat shit. 'Kay?
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Alright. No, this is fine.
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Can we just do this another time? Hmm?
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We'll have you guys over... [stammering]
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Just-just not-not right now.
Not right now.
255
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,555
Dude, we need to find out who killed Ahmad
'cause I didn't do it.
256
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,723
Of course you didn't.
257
00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,434
[Mir] Look, we would love to go,
honestly, but we can't,
258
00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,854
you know, because we haven't had
any mithai yet.
259
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:23,938
-Right.
-Everyone knows
260
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,274
my wife's sweets are mid at best.
261
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,358
[Aisha] [scoffs] Mid?
262
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,486
That's rich coming from a solid four.
263
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,653
Ooh.
264
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,738
Sit down.
265
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,906
Yes, ma'am.
266
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,408
Can I please talk to you
in the kitchen, again?
267
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,578
-Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'll be back.
-[Raj] Alright.
268
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,122
-I'll be waiting.
-Okay. [giggles]
269
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,665
'Kay. [chuckles]
270
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,086
Ali's acting insanely weird.
271
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,504
Okay. Rushing us out?
272
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,757
Accepting my "no" about the chai?
That's insane.
273
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,634
Everyone knows there's
a back and forth, okay?
274
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,135
I say, "No." He says, "I have to."
275
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,554
I say, "No." He says, "Please, please.
It'll bring shame to my family. "
276
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,806
I say, "No, I can't do whole milk."
277
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,390
He says, "No, it's--
Please, it's no takalluf."
278
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,184
And then I'm drinking 16 cups of chai.
279
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,685
You thinking what I'm thinking?
280
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,646
-Ali's lying about Ahmad.
-Aisha wants to fuck me.
281
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,730
-What?
-What did you say?
282
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:06,815
What were you talking about?
283
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,274
Something is going on, okay?
284
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,692
We can't prove it.
285
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,860
Yes, we can.
286
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,695
Look, A-S-S.
287
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,322
Ahmad Sadiq Saeed.
288
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,449
-Holy shit.
-Yeah.
289
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,868
Those are Ahmad's chappals, not Ali's.
290
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,578
What do you think this means?
291
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,956
[whispering] Ali killed Ahmad.
292
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,083
[? dramatic music playing]
293
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,088
[? tense music playing]
294
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,924
Hello. I have a warrant.
295
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,342
What the fuck, man?
296
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,511
Leave no stone unturned, boys.
297
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,429
We need names and numbers.
298
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,141
[records clattering]
299
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,184
[fabric ripping]
300
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,561
[hinges squeaking]
301
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,064
Is that a Herman Miller
with advanced lumbar support?
302
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,316
I've always wanted one of those.
We should take it for evidence.
303
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,401
[items crashing]
304
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,445
Well, gosh darn it, Pam,
now there's dice on the floor.
305
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,824
Hey, boss, you better get down
to the office right now.
306
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,785
You know, my mom told me not to marry
a Punjabi. I should have listened.
307
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,288
Well, my mom told me not to marry
a Sindhi, so suck on that.
308
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,414
My mom's racist, too.
309
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,375
This isn't a racist mom's competition.
But mine's better at it anyway.
310
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,003
Oh, yeah? Because she's a little bitch,
just like you!
311
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,546
[speaking Urdu]
312
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,215
-[screams]
-[plate shatters]
313
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,426
I'm going outside
before my hemorrhoid flares up.
314
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,595
-Gross.
-Ew.
315
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,263
You really think Ali killed Ahmad?
316
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,472
Yes. Like, 100%.
317
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,849
[sighs] What do we do?
318
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,642
I don't know, man.
We gotta find, like, a murder weapon
319
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,853
or, I don't know,
a list of debts Ahmad owed.
320
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,105
Or, like, a, a laptop
with sensitive information?
321
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,523
I don't know, man! I'm just spitballing.
322
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,108
-Fuck.
-[Mir sighs]
323
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,903
We just need more time to search around
and find something we can use.
324
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,113
Okay. I'm gonna keep looking.
325
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,407
You distract her with your hot bod
that people like.
326
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,950
How many people like it?
327
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,368
Four hundred thousand.
328
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,205
You're fucking right.
I'm the Fuck Me Felon.
329
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,540
Raj and Mir, they're idiots.
330
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,209
Only I can say that!
331
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,211
You know, why don't we just end it
right here, okay?
332
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,171
This is why I don't mix business
and pleasure.
333
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,591
I don't either, but you beguiled me.
334
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,302
-Ah!
-I put on a motorcycle jacket
335
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,512
that I did not want to wear,
336
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,098
and I knew it was gonna
make me look insane.
337
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,266
Talk about the ick.
338
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,436
I paid a million dollars
339
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,314
to bail Raj out for murder.
340
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,691
-There you go.
-That's where I wanted to be.
341
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,068
Paying a million dollars.
342
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,403
Sorry, I don't have the luxury
of hiding them away
343
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,656
-like you do with your daughter, okay?
-[Max] It's not a luxury. Mm.
344
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,823
It's their cocaine empire.
345
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,450
I'm gonna have to advise them.
346
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,576
Oh, my God.
347
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,994
[Dr. Iverson whimpers]
348
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,746
-[book thuds]
-[grunts]
349
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,830
[gun cocking]
350
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,501
I am so sorry. Please don't kill me.
351
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,294
I'm not gonna kill you. We need help.
352
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,130
Okay.
353
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,882
[grunting]
354
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,009
Thanks for coming back, Dr. Iverson.
355
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,511
I feel like we were
356
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,096
-really getting somewhere.
-[Lucky] Yeah.
357
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,181
Yeah, definitely.
358
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,393
I-I think I'm just gonna take a benzo,
if that's okay.
359
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,769
-Whatever you need.
-Of course. Yeah, yeah.
360
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,938
-Feel free.
-I'm probably gonna need three.
361
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,022
[pills rattling]
362
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,315
[chomping]
363
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,526
Okay. Where were we?
364
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,736
Right. Cocaine empire and murder.
365
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,029
[Lucky] Mm.
366
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,157
[grunts]
367
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,703
[drawer rattles]
368
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,246
[panting]
369
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,292
Ooh. Artisanal Rooh Afza.
I love this shit.
370
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,835
[cell phone ringing]
371
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,295
[gasps]
372
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,755
Hey, Reza. How are you, dude?
373
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,632
Listen, can we push that lunch,
like, later?
374
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,427
We can do it like Barcelona-style, okay?
I promise I'll bring the deposit.
375
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,678
[Reza] [on phone]
Let me stop you there.
376
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,513
-[FaceTime ringing]
-Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
377
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,724
Listen, I, I can't do
a FaceTime right now, okay?
378
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:32,186
But our top board member,
Meredith, wants to talk to you.
379
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,230
-Say hi.
-Oh. Hi, Meredith!
380
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,315
You look stunning.
381
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,108
He didn't tell me how beautiful
your hair was.
382
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,651
Oh, you're sweet.
383
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,112
Now, are you bringing
the down payment to lunch?
384
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,906
Or do I have to eat all
of this lobster salad without you?
385
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,658
[chuckles] You siren, you.
386
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,784
-[door slamming]
-I'm gonna...
387
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,578
-Mir? Mir!
-[approaching footsteps]
388
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,746
You still there?
389
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,040
Oh. Um, sorry, there was,
like, an earthquake.
390
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,666
-Fracking. You know what I mean?
-[call disconnects]
391
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,336
How was I supposed to know
those two idiots were gonna show up?
392
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,838
I'll get rid of them for good.
393
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,299
Yes, I'll do it now.
394
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,384
[? tense percussive music playing]
395
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,845
Oh.
396
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,097
-You're so kind.
-Ah.
397
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,974
Not many people offer to help around here.
398
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,310
Well, you shouldn't have to clean up
that mess alone.
399
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,978
-[? romantic music playing]
-Yeah.
400
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,522
Um... [exhales sharply]
401
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,940
[speaking loudly]
...nice helping you out.
402
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,068
We should probably go find your husband.
403
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,613
Uh, sometimes it's lonelier
to be with someone
404
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,739
than to be alone.
405
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,157
You know?
406
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,825
[chuckles nervously] Uh...
407
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,245
Uh, sh-should we take some pics?
408
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,081
[squeals] Yes!
409
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,290
[sighs]
410
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,416
Come on, Mir.
411
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,836
Just wait for my signal.
I'll let you know when it's done, alright?
412
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,463
Shit.
413
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,048
Ali! Where's the camera?
414
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,008
Wh-What camera? Why do you need a camera?
415
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,385
I'm gonna take pics with Raj.
416
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,095
Samia from book club thinks she's hot shit
417
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,721
'cause she has a selfie
with Jay Shetty. [sputters]
418
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,848
I have the Fuck Me Felon in my house, ho.
419
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,683
[Ali] Oh, yeah. [stammers] Yeah. Okay.
420
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,893
Uh, DSLR is probably in here--
421
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,311
Who needs a DSLR?
422
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,439
Let's go take photos outside
with our camera phones,
423
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,607
'cause we all have 'em!
424
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,527
And look at the natural light outside.
It's so beautiful. Come on.
425
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,945
I'll take my clothes off for you guys.
426
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,738
-Oh, uh, I'm gonna go change my bra.
-Great. Yeah.
427
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,948
-Ali, you should come too, man.
-Yeah?
428
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,076
Take the photo. You know, you,
you can put oil on my body.
429
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,494
It'll be great.
430
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,037
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
431
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,957
But why do you want to be so protective
of these baby boys
432
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,209
that didn't even come out of your hoo-ha?
433
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:23,339
Their father... pulled me out
of a-a-a life of darkness
434
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,883
and-and-and gave me a life. You know?
435
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,427
You got this.
436
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,013
[? solemn music playing]
437
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,392
[voice breaking]
And so I vowed to, um...
438
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,521
always, you know, return the favor
439
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,483
and protect and care for his sons
no matter what.
440
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,193
You know, I-I was the one...
441
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,738
who told them that
their mother died as kids,
442
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,449
and, and that was heartbreaking.
443
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,369
-And now that their Baba's gone...
-[sighs]
444
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,538
...I can't abandon them.
445
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,665
[snoring]
446
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,041
Dammit!
447
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,003
Oh, she is not getting out
of my breakthrough.
448
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,297
[? percussive music playing]
449
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,090
[snoring continues]
450
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,843
Here you go, Kitty.
451
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,512
[sniffs] Ooh! Let's go.
452
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,097
What'd I miss?
453
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,182
[exhales]
454
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,726
We gotta get the fuck out of here.
I heard Ali saying he wants to kill us.
455
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,978
Is that why you left me in here
with Aisha for so long?
456
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,897
I'm sick of objectifying myself, dude.
457
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,232
Oh, I'm sorry everyone wants
to jack you off.
458
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,317
It's tough.
459
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,610
Just get a weapon, okay?
460
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,403
-We gotta go.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey!
461
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,739
I got that all the way in Hyderabad.
Come on. What are you doing?
462
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,657
You better put your fucking hands up
right now, man.
463
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,993
-[grunting]
-Guys, can we talk about this?
464
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,828
Hey, we tried talking to you.
You lied to us!
465
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,122
Step the fuck off!
466
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,917
Okay, okay. You're gonna kill us now?
467
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,461
Just like you killed Ahmad.
468
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,837
I killed Ahmad?!
469
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,631
Oh, hell no!
470
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,924
Okay, I'm not going down for Ahmad.
471
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,509
Aisha...
472
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,593
[in Urdu] meri jaan.
473
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,719
Yeah?
474
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,095
Tell him to put the gun down.
475
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,389
We can clear my name together.
476
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,850
-You want to clear your name?
-Yeah.
477
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,353
Then why don't I just give you
Ahmad himself?
478
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,437
-[Raj] Huh?
-[Mir] What?
479
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,231
Yeah. He's been hiding out in our house.
480
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,774
-Excuse me?
-Aisha!
481
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,067
-Ahmad's alive?
-What the fuck?
482
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,237
Yes, okay! And he is
the worst house guest ever!
483
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,989
He was supposed to give us 30K
to hide out for one night.
484
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,075
And now he's like, "I'll Venmo you.
I'll Venmo you."
485
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,868
You know, he has all
of his calls on speaker?
486
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,120
He runs a full wash load for one shirt.
487
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,997
And he has the audacity to tell me
488
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,582
-that my food is too salty?
-[gasps]
489
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,793
Okay, then you cook, bitch!
490
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,877
[front door slams]
491
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,672
See you, pussies!
492
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,095
-Holy shit.
-Holy shit.
493
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,265
[? dramatic music playing]
494
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,891
Come on, man, he's getting away!
495
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,059
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
496
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,770
[groaning] No shoehorn,
or, like, a little chair--
497
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,230
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
498
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,314
[groans]
499
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,817
I hate you.
500
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,943
I hate you more.
501
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,361
Let's fuck on the counter.
502
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,445
-Yeah.
-? Yeah ?
503
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,822
? Inslumnational, underground ?
504
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,323
? Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground ?
505
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,659
? Like a million elephants
and silverback orangutans... ?
506
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,910
I saw him go in there.
507
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,161
-? Who want some... ?
-There he is.
508
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,371
? I'll be there, but when I leave there ?
509
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,789
? Better be a household name... ?
510
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,249
We gotta take our shoes off, right?
511
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,333
Oh, my God, man!
512
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,418
[cell phone ringing]
513
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,128
Hey.
514
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,671
[Reza] [on phone]
Dude, I went to bat for you,
515
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,797
and you hang up on us?
516
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,090
Are you bailing on the down payment?
517
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,758
[Raj] Mir, come on!
518
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,635
Uh, I'm sorry, dude.
M-my brother needs me. Bye.
519
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,596
[thudding, grunts]
520
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,348
? Bombs over Baghdad! ?
521
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,726
? Yeah, don't even bang
unless you plan to hit... ?
522
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,477
Got you, bitch! [grunts]
523
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,647
? Bombs over Baghdad, yeah! ?
524
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,816
[? music stops]
525
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,359
-Don't play dead again.
-[kick thuds]
526
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,653
[yelps, thuds]
527
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:33,988
[Raj groaning]
528
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,490
[? tense percussive music playing]
529
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,744
Check and mate.
530
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,287
[Dr. Iverson] I got it!
I got it, I got it.
531
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,788
This is the best idea I've ever had.
[sniffs]
532
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,206
Gerald, you're threatened.
533
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,291
That.
534
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,584
[Dr. Iverson] Oh, my God, I'm a genius.
535
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,753
[sniffs] Even if Mir and Raj
were completely independent,
536
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,671
you would hate them
because Lucky loves them.
537
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,797
-Thank you.
-[Dr. Iverson] You're welcome.
538
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,215
-[Lucky] Thank you.
-[Dr. Iverson] You're welcome.
539
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,300
You want me to give up everything,
540
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,802
and you don't even make room
for me on your nightstand.
541
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,596
There's nowhere to put my sleeping gun.
542
00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,972
Oh, that is so wrong.
543
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,016
She needs to feel safe!
544
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,603
And you. You are hyper-capable!
545
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,896
I am!
546
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,522
You're always worried about everyone else,
547
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,816
but what do you really want?
548
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,944
No one has ever asked me that before.
549
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,199
That's because I'm
Dr. Allana Motherfucking Iverson.
550
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,909
Allen was named after me.
551
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:24,163
So, tell me, what do you want?!
552
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,333
I want it all.
553
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,876
[Dr. Iverson] Yeah.
554
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,462
-I want money.
-[Dr. Iverson] Ooh.
555
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,006
-I want power.
-Mm-hmm.
556
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,176
I want safety for me and mine.
557
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,260
[Dr. Iverson] Mm!
558
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,429
And I want a seat at the table.
Oh, fuck it!
559
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,723
I want to own the table!
560
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,558
Lucky's table!
561
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,143
Woo-hoo! Yes!
562
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,937
Two seats at Lucky's table, please.
563
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,480
[Max chuckles]
564
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,400
Those boys are holding you down,
and you know it.
565
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,318
We can have it all.
566
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,863
[Dr. Iverson] [panting] Anybody else hot?
567
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,408
Are you asking me to choose
568
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,202
between you and the boys?
569
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,872
No. I'm making you choose
between what you've always wanted
570
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,418
and being stuck with taking care
of two grown men.
571
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,587
That's the deal I'm offering.
572
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,548
Take the deal, bish!
573
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,133
Take the deal, bish.
574
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,593
You know, they do need
to grow up and actually
575
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,429
-start doing things on their own.
-[alarm ringing]
576
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,638
Welp, that's our time.
577
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,057
Thank you so much, Dr. Iverson.
578
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,517
-Yeah, thank you.
-That was very productive.
579
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,727
No problem, Gerald.
580
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:28,936
[Max] See you out there.
581
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,521
-Thank you, Doctor.
-Yeah.
582
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,605
[inhales deeply]
583
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,399
If you say anything about this,
I will kill you.
584
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,025
-Yeah. No. Took an oath.
-[Lucky] Okay.
585
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,361
I'd love to get some more of that coke,
if you have any left.
586
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,114
I got you, girl.
587
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,198
Thank you.
588
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,536
This doesn't count
towards your deductible, by the way.
589
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,622
I can't believe you faked your own death.
590
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,666
It was the only way I could get out.
591
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,168
[laughing]
592
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,795
And thanks to my mate at the morgue
for giving me a dead body
593
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,046
I could burn as a decoy.
594
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,131
[breathing heavily]
595
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,967
Sacrificing half a toe provided enough DNA
596
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,219
to convince those idiot cops it was me.
597
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,888
And pinning it on you,
598
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,975
well, that was just the cherry on top.
599
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,269
You are such a little bitch.
600
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,896
I'm the bitch?
601
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,063
[gun cocks]
602
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:16,358
A bitch with a gun is still
a bitch... bitch.
603
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,153
Maybe I'm just a criminal mastermind,
604
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,198
and you are a cocky little roach.
605
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,699
-Ah!
-[Ahmad yelps]
606
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,035
[both grunting]
607
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,038
-Ahh!
-You showed up?
608
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,831
I got you.
609
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,666
-Tiff in the tiffin?
-Tiff in the tiffin.
610
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,959
-[hands smacking]
-[both chuckle]
611
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,670
Alright, let's get this old haram zaada
out of here. Come on.
612
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,089
-[Mir grunting]
-[Raj] How's your shin?
613
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,216
[Mir] It's fine, why?
614
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,425
[Raj] Yeah, I saw you eat shit.
615
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,594
Oh, yeah. I saw you get taken out
by an 85-year-old.
616
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,137
-Hey!
-You know, I have a gun in my pocket.
617
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,680
I was genuinely concerned.
618
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,308
Therapy isn't that bad.
619
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,102
Well, the gun and drug taking
certainly amped up the session.
620
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,312
[Lucky chuckles]
621
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,480
So, what do you think?
622
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,732
Are you gonna take the deal, bish?
623
00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,778
I think I am going to take the deal, bish.
624
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,990
Let's always be honest
with each other, okay?
625
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,075
Always.
626
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,493
-[cell phones chiming]
-[both] Oh.
627
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,580
[Max groans]
628
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,124
??
629
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,920
-What's wrong?
-Oh, nothing.
630
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,798
I just missed a manicure appointment.
631
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,133
Why? Is there something wrong on your end?
632
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,469
No, but I should go.
633
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,679
Yeah, yeah, I should go.
634
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:27,763
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
635
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,848
[kiss smacking]
636
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,267
-[groaning]
-[Raj] Shut up!
637
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,393
[Mir] He's squirming so much.
638
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,395
-[door bell jingles]
-[Raj] Stop! Stop moving.
639
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,813
[Mir] Just make sure you tie it tight.
640
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,357
-[Raj] Alright. I'll tie it tight.
-[groaning continues]
641
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,359
Alright. Oh. Surprise!
642
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,320
What the absolute fuck?!
643
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,405
Yeah, he is not dead.
644
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,489
-[grunts]
-Yeah.
645
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,992
This thing won't die, huh?
646
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,493
-[muffled] Fuck you!
-There it is.
647
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:50,786
Still an asshole.
648
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,454
We got him.
649
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,123
-[both] Together.
-[hands clap, fingers snap]
650
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,709
I am so proud of both of you.
651
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,627
Never should have doubted you.
652
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,045
But now...
653
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,130
[jacket thumps]
654
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,592
...I get to sweep the floor
with this piece of shit.
655
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,052
[? tense percussive music playing]
656
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,470
Lock the doors.
657
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,972
-[Mir] Yep.
-[whimpering]
658
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,893
-[Ahmad grunting, whimpering]
-[chair thudding]
659
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:17,605
We have torn apart this entire office,
660
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,565
and the only thing we know
661
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,066
is that Max Sugar
662
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,360
-is a Yankees fan!
-[bobblehead rattling]
663
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,362
[Tony Lips]
No, I told you you was wasting...
664
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:26,614
That's all we got!
665
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,158
-[Tony] Now you gotta clean up this shit.
-[officer] We're not cleaning up shit.
666
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,577
A Yankees fan in Philadelphia.
667
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,540
-Dumb traitor!
-[bobbleheads clattering]
668
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,084
[? curious music playing]
669
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,670
Why aren't you moving, Mickey Mantle?
670
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,841
[lever clicking]
671
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,053
[panel scraping]
672
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,014
[laughing maniacally]
673
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,517
Well, butter my toast
and call me breakfast.
674
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,937
We just hit the mother lode.
675
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,981
? Used to be the kid with the big eye ?
676
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,067
? These dumb motherfuckers
wanna steal IDs ?
677
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,818
? Used to be a little bit mid
with the heat ?
678
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,570
? Now we burn bars at a thousand degrees ?
679
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,238
? They call me the B
but the B come number ?
680
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:09,949
? One on the beat
when I flip, don't stutter ?
681
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,492
? Fuck all that drip
I'm the waterfall, bitch ?
682
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,369
? Now you ought to call this
I'm the King Kong's mother ?
683
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,912
? Play slow-mo and the time high speed ?
684
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,664
? Einstein on the rhythm
when I'm mad like this ?
685
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,415
? But when I'm on the grid
all square are the peeps ?
686
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,084
? We on four by four
with the snare to the beat ?
687
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,961
? When I spit that fire, burn that pyre ?
688
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,712
? Been a long trip
but I'm back on the tire ?
689
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,422
? Never been mid,
I am what they desire ?
690
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:27,049
? Look at my shit
I'm the bitch on the flyer ?
691
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,968
? They call me the tyrant
I rule with the violent abuse ?
692
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,719
? They can never clone this
can't divide it in two ?
693
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,471
? Not compliant, I move,
but the trident in you ?
694
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,390
? When I spit it on the track
know I'm driving the youth ?
695
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,350
? Now we on the speed
hit the peddle, don't stop ?
696
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,018
? Dumb bitch wanna beef, huh?
Sit on my pot ?
697
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,770
? Never out of battery
bitch, not on my watch ?
698
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:40,938
? Now can they really stop this?
699
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,022
? Is you stupid? ?
700
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,774
-? Is you stupid? ?
-? Is you dumb? ?
701
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,150
? Fuck a cupid ?
702
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,569
? Fuck a cupid, shoot a gun ?
703
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,446
-? Is you stupid? ?
-? Is you stupid? ?
704
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,864
? Is you dumb? ?
705
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,658
-? Fuck a cupid ?
-? Fuck a cupid ?
706
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,952
? Shoot a gun, bitch ?
707
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,162
??
708
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,258
[? music ends]
709
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,179
[? fanfare playing]
710
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,182
??
711
00:25:17,232 --> 00:25:21,782
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