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Hey guys, I'm Sean Alf, and today, like
every day, I'll be having sex with
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somebody out of my league.
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I'm Sean Alf. For over four years, I've
worked as a production assistant on
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Pornset, handing out douches and
scrubbing come -off love feeds.
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But now I want to try and make the leap
from behind the scenes to performing in
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front of the camera as a porn star.
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So, all right, man. So we're ready to do
this then.
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Fucking, I'm pumped. Yeah.
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High five. High five, man. Yeah, there
you go. Give me a fist bump. Yeah, fist
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bump. There. All right, cool.
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Can I get a woo?
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Woo! All right. Can I get all right?
Yeah, all right. Yeah. Yes, let's do
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All right. Yeah, let's shoot some porno.
Woo!
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Are you Rachel Cavalli? I am. Are you
Sean? I am.
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We're going to be having sex today, so
I've heard. I can't stop.
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Come on in. That was like the smoothest
pickup line ever, son.
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I'm kind of known for my pickup lines.
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And I'm like, I guess.
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I just go to guys' doors.
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Yeah, sure.
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I love that it used to be important that
we had to pretend like you were
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ordering a pizza or a plumber or
something, but now it's just like,
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It's like both ways to a fucker girl.
Yeah.
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Do you guys know each other?
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Yeah, he's one of my step -sons.
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How many step -sons do you think you
have?
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A lot.
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So do you have any advice for having sex
with Rachel?
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Keep her happy, man. Keep her happy.
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That's my stepmom.
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My stepmom deserves happiness.
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Yeah, she does. And love. Where would be
like the prime place that you would
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wear that?
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Like a club?
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The beach maybe? I don't know if that's
a club enough.
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Is that a rhinestone bra?
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Yes, it is. Are you evil Knievel?
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I'm wearing that today for my shoot. Are
you really? Yes.
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That is fucking amazing.
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Do you wear this to festivals?
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I haven't got to wear it yet. But I'm
going to wear it to the club for sure.
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It looked like a Viking helmet.
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I feel like... Do I look like a
wrestler?
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It actually looks like a Viking.
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Or just... Like a battle helmet or
something? You just had some type of
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surgery. And he, like, bedazzled it for
you.
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They were like, oh, poor guy.
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Bedazzled his headpiece. Do you need to
wear a bra?
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No, they just...
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Make sure you brush everything off. What
do you like?
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I like this.
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Yeah? What do you not like?
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You're supposed to get my butt.
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Okay.
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There we go.
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There we go.
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Nobody asked me what I like. Yeah, I
like for Sean to get some of that hair.
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we tell you what you like, Al?
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Oh, yeah, you want my hair. I like that
hair out of the fucking way. That's what
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I like.
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So we can see what the fuck's going on.
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There we go. There we go.
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I understand.
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What are you doing?
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You like it? I like it all.
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mm -hmm
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Is he swallowing her?
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You can lie back.
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But you can lie back, Tom.
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candidates here, but... I want to look
like the nice one. Yeah.
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You did get sweaty.
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You did.
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But it was worth it.
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Totally.
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Thank
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you so
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much.
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I think I got squirt on you.
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Yeah, I didn't know if I was sweating or
that was a squirt.
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So either way.
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Everybody's wet right now.
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Everybody's got moisture on them.
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Guys, that seemed like hot. You guys did
great.
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That was fun.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So why don't we all catch our
breath being clitted and we'll come back
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we'll talk about it.
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Cool.
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All right. So we are rolling on.
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What are we rolling on? I don't know. I
don't know.
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She's just constantly like gently
touching.
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Yeah. And not so fucking great. Also, we
figured out we have the same old people
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hands. It means you have an old soul.
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That's what I was told by.
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We got old people hands. Thank you,
people.
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That was good.
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It was a great theme. What was your
thoughts?
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I thought it was great.
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I like that he prefaces it. It was a
great theme. What did you think?
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Yeah, I thought it was good.
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Yeah, what did you think?
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I thought it was good.
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Yeah. I had a lot of fun.
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You know...
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What I've come to realize is that it has
very little to do with me, and a lot to
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do with who I'm working with, or just
the energy that day, because I don't
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to... If I struggle, it's not always...
Right, I was going to say that's not
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necessarily fair, because I think it is
a combination of everything.
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