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Oh, welcome to the motherfucking bang bus.

That's right.

Oh, shit. And who we got here? We got Rachel motherfucking Cavalli. Yeah.

Oh, man.

You are a little fucking sex demon, aren't you?

Yeah, you can say that.

I don't know. It's going to be hard. I've got to find you some dick the fuck,

huh? Oh, yeah. We're going to find somebody.

Oh, my God. Drop down to your knees. Let's see what you've got. Let's see

Look at these fucking tits.

Holy shit.

Might have smothered somebody with them.

It's going to be fun.

Yes, it is.

It's going to be fun. Let's see. Turn that. Turn around.

Fucking ass.

Wow.

All right. Well, I mean, if you want, you can just go get comfortable in the

front seat. All right.

All right? Yeah.

So fun.

And I guess when you see something you like, just point them out. We'll drive

and, you know, we'll let you do, put in the work to get them in the van.

All right, bud.

All right.

All right, I hope you have some fun, Rachel. Thank you.

Hope we can find you some dick today.

Something you like that can handle you.

For real.

Let's roll down that window for her.

You got to push it.

Nothing but the best equipment here at Bang Bros.

You got to help it down.

We're over here in the ranches. We're going to pick up some ranch dick for

Pick up some cowboy dick? I'd like some cowboy dick.

That'd be fun.

I don't know. Maybe turn around. Let's see what else we have. Go down the other

block. I know the other block has, you know, some more popular drive -by -the

-city or something.

It's kind of a gloomy day.

It is.

Let's see what kind of... It's all right.

Like, I have high hopes I'm going to find some motherfucking dick. We're

to make it a good day.

I can see titties now that...

Man, those things barely cover your eyes. I know.

Yo, just fucking slow down. What are you doing, bro? What the fuck?

Yo,

there's somebody right there. Hold on.

All right, well, you go ahead and try to talk to him. I'm just going to sit

here.

He's got headphones on. I can't hear you. You gotta pull up in front of him

can wave him down.

Yeah, pull up a little bit on him. He's like in his own world and shit.

Yo!

Hey! Come here!

Come here!

She has something to ask you!

What?

Yo! Come here!

Hey! Hey!

Come here! Hey! She has something to ask you!

Come here.

She has something to ask you.

Like what?

What's your name?

Colton. Come here, Colton.

I want to introduce you to Rachel.

What? Are you trying to fuck?

Are you kidding me?

No. Come here.

He doesn't believe you. He doesn't believe you. Pull up, pull up, pull up.

here. Hey, look.

Hey, look.

You want to see some titties? Come here. Listen,

just give us two minutes to explain ourselves.

Yeah, come here. Give us two minutes to explain ourselves. Come here, Colton.

Come here.

Look, you're going to regret it if you don't let us explain ourselves. Come

here. Don't be scared.

Come here. You want to touch him?

There you go, Colton.

What?

Where are you headed to?

I'm walking to the gym.

Listen. Well, we have a workout for you. I can give you a good workout.

You should get it in the back.

Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Rachel is just a really horny girl.

Like, super horny.

And, like, there's no catch or anything to this, but she's really looking for

someone to fuck.

I know that sounds crazy. I know that sounds crazy. Listen, the catch is, she

just, we have to film it. That's all. This is just for her, like, little, you

know. But she loves to fuck.

I mean, do you have a girlfriend, a wife?

Yeah,

I have a girlfriend. I'm not sure.

Well, your girlfriend is not going to know or find out because we can get in

van back to her. I bet you she's better than your girlfriend at a lot of things.

And no one's going to tell your girlfriend, I promise.

How old are you, Colton?

31. All right, so listen, 31 -year -old Colton.

I feel like if you don't take this opportunity and run with it, you're

regret it later on in life. We'll drop you off at the gym after.

She's being too nice now.

All right, fuck it.

You're going to do it?

Fuck yeah, let him in.

Okay, fine, get in.

Fuck you guys.

Oh, okay.

Get over there.

Get back there.

I hope you know what you got yourself into, buddy. This guy said, I'll do it.

All right, well, sit down and pull it out then. Shit.

It's always the confident general. This guy just whipped it out.

Yeah, she went right to it, huh?

Right to it.

This wasn't what I was expecting for Tuesday.

Yeah, it's okay, Colton.

better, right?

Hmm.

Take those shorts off.

Yeah,

strap

them up. Let's do it.

Take your shit off, bro. Get comfortable, man.

Get comfortable.

He said, fuck that. He put it right in.

He put it right in.

That feels good, too.

Fuck it.

You don't like that? Yeah.

Fuck.

Keep him.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

That's the driver bridge. Right.

My shirt off, bro. Take your time.

Yes.

Fuck.

Condom broke. What the fuck?

What the fuck, dude?

Oh, man, bro. That's not right, bro.

Did he cover me?

I mean, he came, but the fucking condom broke.

Oh, hell no.

Oh, man.

I wonder if he did that on purpose, bro. Here, get your shit, man. We got to

drop you off.

Pull over. Pull over.

Pull over.

Put your shit on, bro.

Fucking.

Little fucking condom sabotager.

Bro. Oh, shit. Gotta get out.

Take your condom with you, bro. Take your condom with you.

Take your condom with you, bro. Oh, wait. Here's his shirt.

Bye. Bye.

The condom broke.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, well. I mean. I can think of worse things.

You want some more dick? I do want some more dick. That was fun as fuck. You're

not done?

No. Oh, shit. Okay. All right. Well, let's get you some more dick.

Let's go back some more. Yeah, just go ahead and play with it until we find

someone. That's crazy. Look at it.

It's so wet from the last one.

Oh, wait. Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

Damn.

Yeah, if this doesn't, like, talk anyone into it, then they're gay.

Yeah, exactly.

Your sex drive?

Yeah. Why not?

What, are we lost or something?

I don't know, bro.

Let's go find some dudes.

Driver's hoping that you'll attack him if we don't find anyone.

Sabotaging the shoot.

Let us know if you find anyone. We're just going to stare over here.

Getting it ready for the next one.

There's somebody right there.

What the fuck are you doing? Feeding the fucking chickens or something?

What the fuck is going on here?

You mean the ducks? Yeah.

Feeding the ducks?

Yeah, what are you doing? Feeding the ducks?

I'm on the phone. I'm talking to my buddy.

Come here. I've got to ask you something.

Flash your titties.

Come here.

What are you, a fucking prostitute?

Oh, no. No.

Damn, that's rude.

I don't want money.

She's not a working girl.

If you give us five minutes, we'll explain ourselves.

Five minutes? Yeah, come here.

You can bring your ducks with you.

Come here. Look, what's your name? Come here.

Tony. Hey, Tony. Come here, Tony. Let me talk to you, Tony.

Listen, she's a friend of ours.

Just kidding. You want to touch her?

Are you serious?

I don't have any money. I'm sorry.

No, no, no. We're not charging you. It's free. Free of charge. Yeah, I'm just

horny. You'll just owe us some favors.

Come on.

Touch them.

Don't be scared. Look down here.

I don't even think you saw this part.

Oh, shit.

She's butt naked.

Not real.

What the fuck? Am I in the hidden camera somewhere? No, no, no. I got the

camera. No, we got the camera.

It's in your face.

It's not hidden.

Listen, I don't know what you're doing today, but listen.

She's going to be blunt with you. She wants to fuck. She's horny. Fuck.

She's at that age that she's just horny all day, all night. And she's just, you

know. You can touch them. Don't be scared.

Yeah, see?

And so the problem is she can't find enough kind of guys to have sex with.

you're pretty hot.

You're fucking hot too.

Well, so you should get in the back with me. So what kind of balls do you got,

Tony? Do you got some big fucking cojones?

He got a second grab.

He got a second grab.

Listen, Tony, are you married? You got a girlfriend? No, I'm single.

Oh, shit. You literally have no reason to take her up on her offer.

So here's the catch, though, Tony.

It's in the van, and you got to let us film it.

That's the kind of catch.

I mean, okay.

You guys...

I guess.

What are you doing right now? I got nothing to do.

You got nothing to do.

Perfect. Except for this.

You have me to do now.

Are you down to do this? Are you down to show us what you got, Tony? Come on.

She's dying to see the shaft, Tony. I'm wet, too.

Waiting for you.

You want to get in the back? You want to touch the pussy?

You want to touch it? One situation.

What's that?

Wait, you don't come with stipulations. You don't come with stipulations. What's

wrong with you, bro?

I'll get in the van if you make me taste it. He wants to be made to taste it.

Get on in, Tony.

Come on, Tony.

Come on in, Tony.

Fucking guy.

I hope you like Italian food.

I don't think he wants to hear anything I have to say right now.

It tastes so fucking good.

Thank you.

I hope I'm making your day better.

Whatever you're doing out there.

That's never been compared to what I'm doing right now.

Oh my goodness.

Are you going to let me taste you?

Yeah. I will.

I want to lick your ass. Can I lick your ass? Oh, my God. The dirty mouth on

Tony.

Oh, my God.

The dirty mouth on Tony. He's just fucking lucky.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Tony sure knows how to take advantage of the situation.

Tony's a good boy.

He's good.

Oh, yeah.

That's when you know they've been around the block a couple times.

Exactly. Hey, I'm going to take full advantage of this situation.

I want to eat ass.

Oh, yeah,

I fucking love eating ass.

Do you? Really?

Just random booty, huh? This guy just likes eating random ass.

Hey, hey, my ass. She's fucking hot.

She's a hot random fucking ass.

What are

you cuban or what are you

cuban spanish?

Man, out here, you never know, man. You know, Tony could be a Cuban, you know?

Fucking... You ready

for an Italian sausage? Hell yeah, I

do.

Yeah, just sit down and just whip it out. Give her that Italian sausage.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Fuck.

You like your fog lit, don't you?

Yeah.

What was this fucking real life?

It's like you're in a dream. I'm in a dream.

I'm in a dream.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, let me fucking choke on this shit.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Such a deep throat. Fuck.

Such a good, deep fucking throat.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I like your cock.

Yeah.

Fuck, I'm so fucking hot.

I'm such a fucking child.

So hot.

Fuck.

Wow.

So good.

Oh, God.

Fuck, yes.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

She's so fucking good.

Now you suck it up.

Yeah,

let's wrap it up. Let's fucking wrap it up.

That's it.

Oh,

boy, you're so fucking sexy.

I'm sick.

Oh, I'm so fucking sexy now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fucking sexy.

So sexy.

You're sexy.

Fuck. Fuck.

I like this. You like this? Yeah.

You want to put your fucking cock in me?

You're really fucking horny. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck.

Oh.

You're so fucking perfect.

You're fucking beautiful. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Wow.

Holy shit.

You're going to make me cum. Yeah?

What the fuck are you going to make me cum? Fuck.

You are so fucking funny.

You want to bring me over and fucking come behind?

Oh, yeah, fuck, yeah.

Yes.

Is that funny?

Is that funny? I don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Fuck. Oh shit.

Shit, that looks good. Oh my god. Yeah, that looks good.

Fucking nice. Fucking ass.

Fucking ass.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Fuck yeah.

Yep. Yep. Keep it up.

Keep it up.

Keep it up.

I'll have his fucking ass licking up on him.

I don't like that.

Can you give me your ass and feed it to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

I know.

Oh my god. So much better than feeding ducks.

You look so fucking good like this.

Fuck yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, I like that. Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Get that shit.

Get that shit. Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, you're so fucking pretty.

You're so fucking pretty.

You want to come again?

Come on, come on.

Come on, you.

You come on my car.

You come on my fucking car.

There you go, girl. Oh, fuck yeah.

Fucking good.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's it.

That's it. That's it. I'm still coming. I'm still coming.

Fuck. Keep coming. Oh, my God.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's good.

Oh, it's good. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh.

I want to fucking come for you. You want to come for me? You want to come for

me? You want me to fucking come for you? You want me to fucking come for you?

You want me to fucking come for you? You want me to come for you? You want me to

fucking come for you? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I'll check outside and see if I want you to come. Yeah.

Come all over me. Come all over me. All over me?

You're so pretty.

Can you clean my boat?

Oh, there you go.

Oh, I'm going to fucking come for you. Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. You are so fucking pretty.

Oh, my God.

You are so beautiful.

You are so fucking beautiful.

Fuck. Tony made me cum so good.

Tony made you cum so good?

Fucking Tony.

Way to go, Tony.

Tony's a fucking champion.

But guess what? Tony's got to go.

Tony, you were good, bro. You got to go.

We got to drop you off. That's all we needed. We needed you to kind of bang

out.

Bucker, have some fun. I'm going to go back home and let it all out.

The ducks are waiting for you. Oh, my ducks.

Put your clothes on. Put my shoes, put my clothes on.

Put your fucking jeans on, bro.

Put my fucking clothes on. The shoes are out there waiting for you, though.

Way to go, Tony.

Tony put it down for Italy. Tony put it the fuck down.

For Italy.

That's right.

Fuck yes.

Thank you. Wait, you're forgetting something. I'm forgetting.

Oh, your condom. You gotta take your condom with you. Thank you. Bye, Tony.

it a ride. Bye.

What the fuck?

Yo, you got... I like Tony.

Tony's fucking awesome.

Tony pulled through.

What's up with Tony? I should've got his number, damn it. You should've.

Shit. We could use him on the roster.

Yeah.

Look, here's... Let me see here.

Oh, fuck.

There you go.

Yay. You got to sign your name somewhere.

Hold on. Driver, pull over so she can sign it carefully.

Anywhere in the book. Anywhere? Anywhere. This is all yours.

I want it right here.

All right.

There you go. Right here.

Thank you. Thank you.

You want to go eat some lunch? Fuck yeah, let's do it. Let's go eat? All

well, let's go fucking eat. Thanks for showing up. Let me see what your pussy

looks like.

This guy's fucking, he's still got cum on you. I know.

Cum.

I mean, look, if we find another guy in the way to eat, we can keep doing this.

All right.

Thank you, Rachel. Thank you, Bang Bros.

There you go. Say it one more time. Thank you, Bang Bros.