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Heat. Heat.

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Good deal.

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Daddy.

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Thomas.

Daddy.

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So, what were you doing?

I tossed a coin.

It came up heads.

I should have made it best out of three,

shouldn't I?

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How many times? What should we do about

the car? By that I mean how many men?

See, I don't know how you count

adultery.

Say you did it 10 times with one man.

What is that? Is that 10 small cases of

adultery or one great big one? Pass

yours. I could take it, send you some

money, or I could How many men? Leave

it, get a cab, you could sell it, send

the money on. How many? Three or four?

Wait, you're not sure? Four. Four men?

Yes.

Who were they? You don't know them?

Well, no chef. Apart from chef. When?

What should we do with these? When? When

was the first time? How long after our

marriage? Almost immediately, John. The

registar was following my bra, but the

vicer I thought would be quicker. Can we

stop this now? How long after our

marriage?

About 18 months. If you don't want any,

I'll understand. But if you do, you'll

have to choose. So, you lied. You want

some? You blamed it on living up here,

but you were doing it before. Before we

moved up here. Yes. Living up here made

it worse. That's all. Well, even more

boring.

Yes.

I choose the ones I want.

I did love you.

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I did love you. Did you talk? Sorry.

Before and after. Did you talk with

chef? Yes.

No, it was just sex. Oh, that's supposed

to make me feel better. Is it nothing

spiritual or emotional? Just sex. Well,

it doesn't make me feel better. It makes

me feel sick.

You never loved me. I did love you. You

compromised. You made do. The first time

I asked you to dance with me, you didn't

want to. You had your eyes on somebody

else. But you made do with me.

Even when we stood at the altar, you

didn't want to marry me. You were making

do with me. And it's always been there.

Mrs. is dissatisfied because you

compromised because you made do.

Hey, did you ever screw me after

screwing him? Did you ever do that? Did

you ever shut your eyes tight shut?

Imagine I was him.

No. Way beyond my powers of imagination.

That, John. You see, you've got a very

tiny dick and he's hung like a donkey.

For God's sake, man, what is wrong with

you? Three children dead and all you can

think about is you. You and your pain.

You pathetic winging self-indulgent

little [ __ ]

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Now in Saudi Arabia, you'd lose your

head. I lost it once in Blackpool. All

that sun and sand. I used to think no

barbaric. But um

does the swordsman get a

you know

here I am hesitating to say but you're a

woman who's had loads of men to slot you

used to it does the swordman get a hard

you know this sword raised and this neck

this elegant neck and is going to slice

right through it this will teach her on

her knees put it down her mouth at the

level of his dick make her pay his dick

her neck

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I'm going to talk to somebody.

I'm not going to gamble again.

I mean it. Never.

You will want to bet

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

Hello, John. Hi. I've brought you some

papers. Thanks.

Can we do this inside, please, John? Uh,

yes, of course.

transcripts of your evidence and the

coroner's directions. Right. Thanks. Uh,

you'll need legal advice. Yes. Are you

in a union? No. Criticizing there, John.

You're a teacher. Duty of care. You left

those three children unattended and they

drowned.

Yes. Oh, fire listener. And uh, this is

uh, Simone. Yeah. No. No. No.

Simone.

Oh, yeah. Oh. Where did you find it? It

was with one of the bodies.

Oh, the kids were always borrowing it.

I'll see if she gets it. Uh, no. No.

She's got a sign for it. I know it's

just red t.

Well, she's not here. Do you know when

she'll be back? No.

Do you want a cup of tea? Yeah. Great.

So, how you feeling? Oh, ecstatic.

Are you okay?

Yes. What's above

bathroom? It's flooding.

Yes.

It's flooding.

Yes.

No, it's okay. I'll say to it. Are you

okay? Yes. I'm left the taps on. I I

won't be a sec.

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You got a bucket or something? Fancy a

scotch.

Yeah.

I don't think you should be on your own

at the moment, John. Really? Did she say

when she'd be back?

Um, do you have anything with this? No.

There you go. Thanks.

When's she getting back?

Uh, she's left me.

I'm sorry. Thank you. Do you know where

she's gone? No. Does she have a family?

Uh sister. Might she gone there?

Possibly.

If she gets in touch, will you let me

know? She won't be in touch.

Are you sure? I'm positive.

That needs to dry out. Tape it down.

Then you can't switch it on.

All part of the service.

See you, John. Bye-bye.

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Just a minute.

Hello.

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Come here.

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You don't drive, do you, John? No. So,

what's going to happen with the car?

I don't know. So, she will be in touch

about the car.

Yes, I suppose she will be. When she is,

get her to for me. Yes, I will do.

Thanks. Bye. Bye-bye.

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Heat.

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Heat.

No camping.

No camping.

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Heat. Heat.

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All

right.

All right.

Danny's down there.

Danny

says he's got nowhere to live. He wants

to live here. I don't know.

Well, what? Do something. Do what? I

don't know. Go down there. Talk to him.

Sort it out.

God,

I didn't know there were anybody there.

I farted.

Twice.

All right. Hello.

He's got nowhere to live.

It'll only be for a week or so until

until I find his a flat or something. a

flat or something. Yeah.

Around here.

Well, yeah. You've won the lottery, have

you?

No. There's no flat, son. Bloody

tourists have got them all.

Well, I'll find us something. Start with

a job. It's your granddad's house. I'll

pack my stuff. Oh, don't be silly. If

he's not welcome. He's welcome. We're

not welcome. So, we'll get reorganizing

rooms. That's all. Are you just getting

in? Yeah, I'll keep on the couch. You

won't keep just out, man. All bloody

night. Annie will move in with Pete. She

won't. What does he think he is? Out on

the tiles all bloody night coming in

whenever he feels like it. What do you

think this is? Some kind of bloody. You

take the out of me. I bloody cocky one.

And he's moving in with you. Either she

moves in or you move out. Thanks.

Who's farted?

You're nearly there.

He gets much harder than you.

Younger, I suppose. Maybe that's why.

I'm wearing them for him.

I asked him why he likes them so much.

He said it's cuz they end.

He's only got to slide his hand up and

he'll touch flesh, which he often does.

We can be sitting across a table from

someone

talking

and underneath the table, his hand is

feeling my thigh and all the connecting

bits.

Well, that's made a difference.

How long's it been since you had

anything like this? Hey.

Hey.

Oh,

I've got to go.

I can't keep him waiting, can I?

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Children, this is Miss Spears.

Hello. Hello, Miss Spears. Miss Spears

is going to be teaching you from now on

cuz I

I've been asked to leave. So, um

I'd just like to say how much I've

enjoyed

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For I have redeemed you.

I have called you by your name.

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You are mine.

When you walk through the waters, I'll

be with you.

You will never sink beneath the waves.

Do not be afraid

for I have redeemed you.

I have called you by your name.

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You are mine.

When the fire is burning all around you,

you will never be consumed by the

flames. Do not be afraid

for

you.

Hi, Danny.

Why aren't you over there? Are you

looking for the smack? Not particularly.

I didn't get an invite. I can't think

why. It must have got lost in the post

or something.

You're not talking to me. Spotted.

Why not?

You are looking for a smack, aren't you?

No.

Lucy, you said I took money off them

kids. I pushed them out onto the lake. I

practically drowned them myself. I got

arrested, dragged through the courts.

Arthur Thuait nearly battered me. Me

in-laws can't stand me. And that's all

down to you right

now. Maybe it's me, but I don't think

that's a very good basis for a

relationship. Do you know what I mean?

But

if you can't take a joke,

piss off.

Why did you lie?

Was it because I knocked you back? Yeah,

partly. Partly.

Yeah.

What else

I wanted to matter?

I never wear a poppy.

I refuse to wear a poppy.

And uh it's not for all those trendy

lefty reasons.

No, I refuse to wear a poppy because of

that speech they always make.

They shall not grow old as we who were

left grow old.

Age shall not weary them.

Well, I think that speech is a lie.

I lost a beautiful young niece, Paula

Thuait.

Sheila and Arthur's daughter

and Tommy and Betty Charles lost their

young daughter Susan

Pat and Freddy Graham their Lisa

and it was their youth that made that

loss so heartbreaking.

All that life snatched away.

their first kiss,

their wedding,

their child,

their grandchild.

If only they could be here now,

growing up,

growing old.

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Peace be with you, D.

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Body of Christ.

Body of Christ. Okay.

Body of Christ,

buddy.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

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me.

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How are we going to do it?

me on top. No, no. I mean, no one's ever

asked me if they could watch before,

especially husband. Do you know what I

mean? So, what are we going to do? Just

what? Rip our kids off. We get stuck in.

Why not?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Look, he won't take the piss out

of me, will he? I mean,

no.

He knows the court could pop in seconds.

How long's he been a raspberry? Sorry.

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Not long. No. No.

What did he used to do? A chef. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you used to work? The

water.

Hello.

I've brought my young man home with me.

Why don't we do the show right here?

Hey.

Hey.

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He arrived in good time for his

appointment.

We know there are women in you.

Next please.

Hello Bernie.

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There's nothing wrong, nothing physical.

I just can't sleep. It was lack of

sleep.

Sorry. I'm just having trouble sleeping.

I think that's why I had that turn.

There was something on your mind. Not

really. Any uh aches or pains? How do

you define an ache? Sorry.

Doesn't matter.

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You wondered what was wrong with the

lady.

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I beg your pardon? You wondered what was

wrong with the lady?

Eerie.

Next, please.

You have no records.

I've just moved into the area.

You want the register? Okay. Can I have

a name, please?

Is it still Spears?

Why wouldn't it be? People get married.

Oh, it's still Spears. Address.

I'll be moving into the schoolhouse.

You're the new teacher. Yes.

Why does that bother you? Any health

problems? I'm a recovering alcoholic.

Recovering?

I haven't had a drink in 2 years.

Really?

Yeah. You know, I'd get drunk,

aggressive,

wake up the next day, feel guilty as

hell. Anyway,

I'll drink again. Yeah,

that's all in the past.

Previous doctor. I mean it. Previous

doctor, please. Lawson Hampton Bridge. I

mean it.

I don't know a great deal about

alcoholism. But you're supposed to

confront your past with total honesty.

You said you got aggressive. Aggressive

can mean anything.

Okay. I got violent.

Thank you. And I am so ashamed of it.

Well, I'll have your medical records

sent over. Is there anything else

bothering you? How long have you got?

There are people waiting.

No, there's nothing else. Right.

Can I have your phone number? No.

Bye.

Same perfume.

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Next please.

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Top of the morning to you. Top of the

morning to you, Knight.

Oh, they haven't sold you, have they?

Jeez.

£26. There's a lot of money

from the doctor. Hey, he doesn't know,

does he? Stay out of the carpet. He

doesn't know I've got his job, does he?

I've had other things on my mind. Good

god. What's up? Your whole porter. Tell

him you need his code. He's back in the

kitchen. Sexually transmitted disease.

What do we do? God knows. Remember what

mixtosis did to our rabbits?

Give them your jacket.

Go on.

And you're going to hear my daughter.

Can I have a father's worth, please?

Albby, what's he doing it? He's with me.

And why is he with you? Well, why do you

think

you having some of this? Why the laugh,

Blueie? Yeah. Uh, why the laugh? Well,

he's with you cuz he knows he'll get his

end away, right? What? Why don't you

mind your own business? Why don't you

stick to [ __ ] I need the job, mate. I'm

sorry and all that, but I need the job.

You're taking his job off him. Was it to

you? He loves that job. You're jealous.

Look, you need someone who can speak.

Thmy, give us your coat, lad. No, it's

all right for you, L. Look, bunch of

scallies coming up here. I thought you

scar as winter unions and pick it lines

and all that. And you're taking his job

off him. Look, he's got a job. Okay,

he's the new dumb waiter. Okay, now you

mind your own business. If I'm s at

last, you're a sad case stand. I can

understand these. They're here to get

pissed, get stoned, get the leg over.

You'd know all about that, wouldn't you,

love? safe. We're only here for the

season, but you you're married. You've

got a baby. You're living here. And look

at you. I'm fighting over a porter's job

in this place. I'm not fighting over the

job. Love, I've got the job. I'm

fighting over the jacket. Don't take the

pig. And guess who got you the job?

You won't give me the jacket. Give him

it. What are you doing here? Stirring

it. I'm doing nothing. Out. And clear

this table and take it with you. For

God's sake, must you live like pigs?

Now, Thi, you did a very good job. I

know you spoke Irish and you don't

stammer when you speak Irish. And I know

I said I'd rather have an Irishman than

a stammerer, but on balance th I'd

sooner have neither. So give Danny your

jacket and get back to the kitchen where

you belong. Who are you? Jed. Mrs.

Hodson's son. Yeah. And yeah, he's with

me.

Jed, that boy there has crabs,

a sexually transmitted disease.

Where was Scotty when he needed them?

All right. So, you're saying we've all

got it? It's a possibility.

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Out.

I play bridge with your mother.

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Me? I did.

Huh?

What are you doing? Hey, what are you

doing?

The window is your wife asked me to do.

Oh, well, can you do that one first,

please? I've just done that one. Will

you do it again? It's filthy.

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Hold me close and be my lover.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

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You said sorry doesn't mean

anymore

now

all over the

floor and music

doesn't mean

anymore.

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