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- aloft airlines welcomes you
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Aboard flight 18141.
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- hey... Tori.
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Hey.
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- what?
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- is this chicken?
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- I think
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It might be pineapple.
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Or part of a thumb.
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- ulch.
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I can't eat airplane food.
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Too gross. Ulch.
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- and why is this now
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On my tray table?
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- 'cause I'm done with it.
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- I don't care
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If you're done with it.
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Keep your garbage on...
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- hey, hey, kid!
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I told you to stop kicking
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My seat.
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- so?
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- stop that!
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- you're not the queen
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Of this plane.
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- excuse me.
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Will you please do something
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About your son?
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- will you stop kicking
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Her seat?
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- no.
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- some people are so rude.
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- I know.
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- this is Captain stubing.
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Sorry about our late start
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Today.
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We should be arriving
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In Los Angeles
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At around 11:14 P.M.
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- wait, what time did he say?
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- 11:14.
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- aw, great. 3 1/2 late.
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- why do you care?
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- I'm supposed to meet andre,
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Beck and cat to write a script
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For class that's due
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In the morning.
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- what teacher?
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- gradstein.
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- ooh, he's tough.
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- no chiz.
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- what is "chiz" anyway?
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- andre thinks
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It's a German sausage.
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- --water.
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- thank you.
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- can I get you anything?
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- uh, excuse me?
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- yes?
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- does this plane have wi-fi?
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- no, but we do have wireless
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Internet service.
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- that's what wi-fi is.
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- please don't give me
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Attitude.
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- what are you doing?
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- I'm gonna see
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If andre's online
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So we can work over video chat.
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- oh, smart.
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Maybe you guys can, uh--
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Did you just kick my seat again?
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- why don't you ask your butt?
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- look, if you don't
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Knock it off,
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I'm gonna tell
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The flight attendant.
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- ooh, you're a scary witch.
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- I wish I was a witch
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'cause I would take
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My broomstick and I would...
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- trina, sit.
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- oh, good. Andre's online.
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- I need some more air.
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- you have a pimple
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Under your arm.
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- don't talk about it.
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- Tori Vega, what's up?
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- hey, I'm on the plane.
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- you're on the plane?
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Well if I were you,
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I'd get in the plane.
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So you're on the plane?
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- and I'm not gonna land
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Until after 11:00.
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- oh, but we gotta write
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That script for class.
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- I know.
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Wanna do it over video chat?
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- yeah, sure.
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I'll text cat and Beck
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And tell 'em to get online.
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- cool.
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- will you pop this for me?
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- no.
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- I let you borrow
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My green sweater last week.
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- and that means
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I should pop your pit pimple?!
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- yes! We're sisters.
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If you had a pit pimple, I'd--
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Quit kicking my seat!
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- quit kickin' my seat!
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- your desserts.
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- what is this?
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- I dunno, pudding?
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- aww. It's got fur on it.
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- just like your pimple.
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- oh.
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[music]
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♪ here I am once again ♪
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♪ feeling lost ♪
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♪ but now and then ♪
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♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪
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♪ and you don't know ♪
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♪ where you are now ♪
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♪ or what it would come to ♪
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♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
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♪ when you figure out how ♪
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♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
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♪ you disappear ♪
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♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
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♪ to put your dream in action ♪
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♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
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♪ you'll be ♪
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♪ the main attraction ♪
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♪ not a fantasy ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when it turns out right ♪
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♪ 'cause you know ♪
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♪ that if you live ♪
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♪ in your imagination ♪
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♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
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♪ everybody's fascination ♪
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♪ in my victory ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when I make it shine ♪
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[music]
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- woo. You're a long one.
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- hey, tori.
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- oh.
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Hey, uh, did you get cat
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And Beck?
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- yeah, they're about
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To get online.
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- nice. Where are you?
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- at my grandma's house.
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- why are you
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At your grandma's?
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- she called me
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And said she was scared
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'cause the numbers
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Kept changin'
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On her digital clock.
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- isn't that what clocks do?
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- all I know is,
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When I got here,
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She was hidin' under her bed.
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- did you get her out?
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- uh-huh,
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But I had to use butter.
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Oh, cat's on.
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- yep, I see.
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Let me invite her.
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- hey, are you gonna eat
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Your pudding?
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- you ate yours?
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- yeah, I just scraped the fur
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Right off the top,
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It wasn't bad.
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- go nuts.
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- hi.
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- whassup, little red?
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- hey, cat.
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- andre!
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- one sec.
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What's wrong, grandma?
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- the numbers on my clock
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Changed again!
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- it's a clock, grandma.
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The numbers are supposed
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To change.
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- what happened to my butter?
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- I'll go to the store tomorrow
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And get you some more butter.
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[screaming]
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- what was that?
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- my grandmother just screamed.
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- why, what happened?
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- I don't know.
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I think she saw herself
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In a mirror.
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- andre!
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There's another me on the wall!
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- it's okay, grandma!
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Just introduce yourself.
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I'm sure she's nice.
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- Beck's online.
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- oh, yeah.
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- requesting...
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- ow!
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- what?
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- that rotten kid behind me
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Kicked my seat again
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And made me poke my eye.
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- I didn't kick your seat.
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- you did too.
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- how's your pit zit?
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- that tears it!
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- trina! Trina!
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He's a little boy.
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- yeah and I'm about to put him
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Into a little hospital.
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- you requested my face?
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- hey, man.
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- hi.
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- hey, Beck.
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- is that a dog with you?
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- aw, look at the puppy.
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- he's cute, huh?
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- so cute.
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- is he yours?
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- nah, I'm watchin' him
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For my neighbor while she's
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At her cheerleading practice.
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- you live next door
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To a cheerleader?
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- I do.
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- figures.
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I live next door
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To a one-legged old man
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Who throws lemons at me.
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- so, what's up?
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- tori's plane's late.
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- I don't get in
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Till almost midnight.
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- but we gotta write the script
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For gradstein's class.
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- yeah, so we're gonna do it
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Here over video chat.
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- oh, sounds good.
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- all right.
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I will type...
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- cat, read the assignment.
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- 'kay, 'kay.
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It says,
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Write a single-scene script,
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Between 7 and 10 pages.
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The scene must involve
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A mystery--ooh--
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Use at least 3 characters,
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And have a surprise plot Twist.
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- got it.
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- we can do that.
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- ideas?
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- hey, you guys wanna hear
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A cute joke?
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- a joke?
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- yeah. Listen. Okay.
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What did the young shrimp say
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When his mom asked him
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Why he wouldn't share
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Any of his toys?
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- what?
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- sorry,
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I'm a little shellfish.
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Get it?
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'cause shrimp
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Are very self-centered.
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- I think the joke
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Is that shellfish sounds
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Like selfish.
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- oh, my God.
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That's even funnier.
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Okay, back to the script.
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- hey.
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What if our script's about a kid
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Who goes into a closet
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To look for something and--ulch.
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- what?
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- who was that?
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- Robbie's requesting
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To join our chat.
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- hey.
295
00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:54,040
- hi.
296
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- 'sup?
297
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- hey, Rob.
298
00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:56,780
- hey, Robbie.
299
00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,880
What did the young shrimp say
300
00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:58,780
When his mom asked--
301
00:08:58,850 --> 00:08:59,810
- I'm a little shellfish,
302
00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,450
You told me yesterday.
303
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- poo.
304
00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:05,080
- listen,
305
00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:06,450
I need your guys' help.
306
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,960
- you need professional help.
307
00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:11,260
- I don't either!
308
00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:12,090
- Robbie...
309
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:12,830
- we're trying to work
310
00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:13,430
On a script
311
00:09:13,490 --> 00:09:14,860
That's due in the morning.
312
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,730
- this'll just take a second.
313
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,430
- okay, what's your problem?
314
00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,100
- well, on Friday at school,
315
00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,170
I asked Rex if he wanted
316
00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,200
To see a movie with me
317
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,570
On Sunday night.
318
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,040
True or false?
319
00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,370
- you said, "how would you feel
320
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,470
"about seein' a movie
321
00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,340
On Sunday night?"
322
00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:28,980
And I said,
323
00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,410
"sounds like a plan."
324
00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,280
- exactly.
325
00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:32,310
And now it's Sunday night
326
00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:35,150
And Rex says he has other plans.
327
00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,550
- which I do.
328
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,120
- why would you go
329
00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,020
And make other plans
330
00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:39,850
When you said you'd see a movie
331
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,550
With me?
332
00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:41,450
- you guys.
333
00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,190
- I never said
334
00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:43,520
I would see a movie with you.
335
00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:45,460
I said, "sounds like a plan."
336
00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:46,890
- what's the difference?
337
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,460
- you never called me
338
00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:49,200
To confirm.
339
00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:51,100
- I'm gonna get a rootbeer.
340
00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,430
- Robbie, Rex, you guys
341
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,070
Work this out yourselves.
342
00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,070
- bye, Robbie.
343
00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:55,900
- wait, no, don't kick us out
344
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,000
Of the chat!
345
00:09:57,070 --> 00:10:00,310
No, don't!
346
00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:01,170
- all right,
347
00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,340
Back to our script.
348
00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:03,710
- hey, what if we write
349
00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,080
About a giraffe
350
00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:08,950
Who learns to love?
351
00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:10,120
- a giraffe?
352
00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:11,650
- that's not good.
353
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,550
- no.
354
00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:14,520
- let's just stick with the kid
355
00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:15,660
In the closet.
356
00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:15,960
- right.
357
00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,360
So I was thinking,
358
00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:18,690
Maybe he comes home from school
359
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,890
Looking for something,
360
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,430
And he goes into his closet,
361
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,630
And there's like a small,
362
00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:27,100
Secret door in the back of--cat.
363
00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:28,540
What are you doing?
364
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,570
- I clicked on rainbow.
365
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,940
Woooooooo.
366
00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,340
-ill you please stop that?
367
00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:37,910
- we gotta do this project.
368
00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,650
- sorry.
369
00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:42,380
- now where were we?
370
00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:43,180
- uh, the kid goes
371
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,320
Into his closet.
372
00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:45,450
- right.
373
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,320
And maybe it's not a normal kid.
374
00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:48,760
Maybe he's like created
375
00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:49,860
By scientists
376
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,360
In a government lab or...
377
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,660
- who's that?
378
00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:53,990
- jade.
379
00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:55,660
Let me see what she wants.
380
00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,930
- aww.
381
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,830
- hey, look.
382
00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,670
We're doing this project
383
00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:00,730
That's due tomorrow morning,
384
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,430
So...
385
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,740
- where have you been?
386
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,300
- home. Why?
387
00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:05,510
- I left you a voicemail
388
00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:07,340
And you haven't called me back.
389
00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:09,340
- I'm doing homework.
390
00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:09,940
- so you wanna break up
391
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,380
With me.
392
00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,080
- wait. No. No.
393
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:13,810
Why would you think
394
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,550
That I want to break up
395
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:15,480
With you...
396
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:16,820
- why do you have that animal?
397
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,020
- my neighbor's dog.
398
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:20,490
- his neighbor the cheerleader.
399
00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:22,620
- cheerleader?
400
00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:25,120
- why? Why would you say that?
401
00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:26,290
- sorry.
402
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:26,890
- you know
403
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,530
What cheerleaders have?
404
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,600
Pep.
405
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:32,530
- pep?
406
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,600
- did she say pep?
407
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,500
- why are you doing favors
408
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,470
For a cheerleader,
409
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,240
And what is she doing for you?
410
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:39,110
- it's not what you think.
411
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:39,810
She's just...
412
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:41,510
- I'm coming over there.
413
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,340
- no, no.
414
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,140
You don't need to...
415
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:45,280
- all right.
416
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:47,450
So far we have nothing.
417
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,410
So it'd be great if we could do
418
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,050
A little writing together, okay?
419
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:50,950
- look!
420
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:55,590
I'm in a kaleidoscope.
421
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,590
- oh, how does she do that?
422
00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,390
- you just click effects
423
00:11:58,460 --> 00:11:59,660
On the lower left.
424
00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:00,430
- this is not a time
425
00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,490
For effects.
426
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,360
- wooooooooooo.
427
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,370
- hey, look at me!
428
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:07,070
You guys are giving me
429
00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,100
A headache.
430
00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,270
- andre...
431
00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,900
- ooh! I'm getting dizzy.
432
00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:13,540
Look at me, I'm spinning around.
433
00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,510
- what effect is that?
434
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:17,680
- it's spinning clockwise.
435
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,580
- why tell her that?!
436
00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:21,280
- whoa. Look at me.
437
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,750
- we're not making progress.
438
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,050
- here I go!
439
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,590
- andre, I need you to focus
440
00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:26,990
And keep your eyes...
441
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,020
- I'm spinning.
442
00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:30,260
I can't focus on anything.
443
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,490
- it's like a space ship.
444
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,190
- I'm princess rotation.
445
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:34,890
- you guys.
446
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,100
We have a project to work on.
447
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,000
I'm not gonna sit here and watch
448
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,030
You guys spin clockwise!
449
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,270
- hey, you heard the lady.
450
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,430
Ready?
451
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,040
- counterclockwise!
452
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,740
- oh. Reverse!
453
00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,710
We're in reverse now.
454
00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:48,110
- that's not what I meant.
455
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:48,840
- look at me
456
00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:51,180
Going back in time.
457
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:51,840
- when did I become
458
00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:53,350
The mature one?
459
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:56,480
- I don't know. Quit it!
460
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:57,380
- make me!
461
00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:58,850
- oh, I'm gonna make you, kid.
462
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:03,760
- you guys.
463
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:04,220
This is no time
464
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,020
To fool around.
465
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:05,660
- you cannot treat me
466
00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:06,290
Like that.
467
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:06,760
Excuse me.
468
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,280
Your son is being a brat.
469
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:27,760
- all right.
470
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:32,900
So the little boy yells...
471
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,130
Will you stop that?
472
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,200
- what?!
473
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,340
- stop dancing in your seat
474
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:42,940
Like a weirdo!
475
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,710
So the little boy yells what?
476
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:46,710
- how about,
477
00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:49,220
"mom! There's evil in my closet!
478
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,320
Eviiiilll!"
479
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,850
- okay. Good.
480
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,520
How do I spell eviiiilll?
481
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,760
- use four is and three ls.
482
00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:01,460
- got it. Okay.
483
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,160
Now, why don't we say
484
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,360
The mom walks into the closet
485
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,600
To find her son's face
486
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,970
Being eaten by...
487
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:12,170
- look! Now I'm a cherry pie.
488
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,270
I'm pie girl!
489
00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:18,850
But don't bite off my nose.
490
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,710
- cat! We have a 10-page script
491
00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:21,310
Due tomorrow morning
492
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,480
And we're on page three,
493
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:23,580
And you're not helping at all.
494
00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:24,250
Now will you please stop
495
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:29,620
Acting like a child?!
496
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,760
- there she goes.
497
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,530
- look.
498
00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:34,430
I didn't mean to yell at you.
499
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,130
Please don't cry.
500
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:40,030
I was frustrated because--oh.
501
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,170
- what happened?
502
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,170
- I made cat cry
503
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,340
And she signed off.
504
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,370
- well, you have to learn
505
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,240
To be more careful
506
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:48,380
With people's feelings.
507
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,580
- stop kicking my seat
508
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,180
You worthless little nub!
509
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:56,450
- shut up, old lady!
510
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,820
- are you gonna let your kid
511
00:14:57,890 --> 00:15:00,190
Talk to me that way?!
512
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,690
- I gotta take a wazz.
513
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,790
- enjoy your wazz!
514
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,190
- so where are we
515
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:07,990
In the script?
516
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,230
- still page three.
517
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,100
The boy says, "mom!
518
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,000
"there's evil in my closet!
519
00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:11,930
Eviiilll!"
520
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,770
- right.
521
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:13,370
- oh, yeah.
522
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,500
- okay. So next,
523
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,570
Why don't we say the closet
524
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,800
Starts turning into, like,
525
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:19,340
A fiery den of...
526
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,010
- is that Robbie again?
527
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:21,780
- yeah.
528
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,210
He wants to re-join our chat.
529
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:23,910
- no.
530
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:24,740
- deny it.
531
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:28,450
- denied.
532
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,420
- move back.
533
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,320
- where are you going?
534
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:31,250
- the tanning salon.
535
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,150
Where do you think I'm going?
536
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,520
I gotta take a wazz.
537
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:35,190
- the nub's dad
538
00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:36,720
Is in the bathroom.
539
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:37,990
- I'm not going back there.
540
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:38,730
I'm gonna go pee
541
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,260
In the first class lavatory.
542
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,290
- you're not allowed to.
543
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,960
- yeah, yeah. Move.
544
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:44,630
- ah!
545
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,070
- ah! What was that?!
546
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,900
- that was trina's butt.
547
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:53,740
- that was horrible.
548
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:56,610
- your sister's a freak.
549
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,310
- yeah. I know.
550
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:03,480
- but she's kinda hot.
551
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,380
- did you just call
552
00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:05,790
My sister hot?
553
00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:14,330
- yep. But you're hotter.
554
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,560
- so, who is your new
555
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:16,960
Boyfriend there?
556
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,800
- not cute, andre.
557
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:19,270
[knocking]
558
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,500
- what's that noise?
559
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,200
- open the door.
560
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,500
- is that jade?
561
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,240
- yeah. I'm busy working
562
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,870
On a project!
563
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:30,180
- I need to talk to you.
564
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,780
- sorry. Door's locked.
565
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,110
[door being forcefully opened]
566
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:36,120
Now it's not locked.
567
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,120
- she has a key?
568
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:40,220
- no, she has a foot.
569
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,590
- what is going on?
570
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,820
- you just kicked my door open.
571
00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,260
- put the dog down and tell me
572
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,230
About this cheerleader chick
573
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:47,160
Who lives next door.
574
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:47,890
- I'm not gonna put
575
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,660
The dog down.
576
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,130
- oh, aren't you?
577
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:50,930
- if you wanna meet
578
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:51,430
The cheerleader,
579
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,130
She'll be back any minute
580
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,230
To pick up her dog.
581
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,000
- then I'll wait for her.
582
00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,500
- whatever you want.
583
00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:58,810
- okay, can we get back
584
00:16:58,870 --> 00:16:59,970
To writing the script now?
585
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,670
- yeah, let's get this done.
586
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,280
- okay. Boy's in the closet.
587
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,380
Face being eaten.
588
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,980
Mom walks in and...
589
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:08,820
- another video chat request?
590
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,250
- who is it now?
591
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,280
- someone named
592
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:13,290
Lilóstephanie21.
593
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:14,290
- who's she?
594
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,590
- I don't know. Let me see.
595
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,790
- hello.
596
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:20,860
- Robbie!
597
00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:21,630
- dude!
598
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,000
- oh, come on.
599
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:23,630
- you created
600
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:24,900
A fake screen name?
601
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:27,170
- well, you denied my real one.
602
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,240
- but why lilóstephanie21?
603
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,340
- 'cause lilóstephanie1
604
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,710
Through 20 were taken! What?
605
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:34,540
- you couldn't have picked
606
00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:35,440
A boy's name?
607
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:38,140
- says a lot, doesn't it?
608
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:39,750
- look, don't you guys agree
609
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,580
That if a person says
610
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,550
He'll see a movie with you
611
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,480
On Sunday night,
612
00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:43,950
He should honor that commitment
613
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,820
And not just leave me hanging.
614
00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,020
- what happened to Robbie?
615
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:50,190
- my finger.
616
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,120
- ah.
617
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,290
- all passengers, please...
618
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,530
- move, move, move.
619
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,400
- ah!
620
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,860
- it's back!
621
00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:58,830
- will you stop wiggling
622
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,000
Your butt in my friends' faces?
623
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:01,630
- guess who I just met
624
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,800
In first class!
625
00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:03,600
- who?
626
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,040
- Perez Hilton!
627
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:05,840
- shut up.
628
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,870
- I swear! Row one seat b!
629
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,380
- oh, man, please tell me
630
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,580
You didn't bother Perez Hilton.
631
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,750
- I had to!
632
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,050
- trina.
633
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:14,680
- do you realize
634
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,220
How powerfule is in Hollywood?
635
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,850
He can make me famous overnight!
636
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,250
- so you talked to him?
637
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:21,890
- I tried to,
638
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,390
But then he called
639
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:23,120
The flight attendant
640
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,020
Who called the sky marshal
641
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:24,920
And then they escorted me
642
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:27,290
Out of first class.
643
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,360
- so why are you all smiley?
644
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:33,500
- I got his camera!
645
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,730
- why?
646
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,140
- 'cause tomorrow
647
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:36,840
I'll email him,
648
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,070
Say I found his camera,
649
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:38,840
And he'll be so grateful
650
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,470
When I give it back
651
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,240
That he'll write about me
652
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,380
In his blog and I'll be famous!
653
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,080
- what ever happened
654
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:43,780
To getting famous
655
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,550
By having some talent?
656
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:47,080
- talent has nothing to do
657
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:51,080
With being famous.
658
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,720
- oh, now who?
659
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:53,490
- somebody wants
660
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,990
To join our chat.
661
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,560
- it's probably Robbie again.
662
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,360
- ugh.
663
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,890
- what's the screen name?
664
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,430
- Mr. Skinny jeans.
665
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,760
- that's sinjin.
666
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,870
- hey guys.
667
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,800
I see you're video chatting.
668
00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:09,570
- what you need?
669
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,670
'cause we're really kinda busy.
670
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,240
- are you on a plane?
671
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,870
- yeah, I'm on a plane.
672
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,640
- and they have wi-fi?
673
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:17,380
- no, sinjin.
674
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,110
I have the world's longest
675
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:18,910
Internet cable
676
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,880
Hanging out the window.
677
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:21,920
- nuh-uh.
678
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:25,990
Airplane windows don't open.
679
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:31,190
- hey, wait a minute. Sinjin?
680
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,160
- hi, jade.
681
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:38,100
- where did you get that lamp?
682
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,470
-- at the lamp store.
683
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,470
- it looks exactly like
684
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,240
The lamp I have
685
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,270
In my den at home.
686
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:46,910
- oh. Weird.
687
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:53,050
- are you in my house?!
688
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,650
Take your computer with you!
689
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,650
- please don't tell my mother.
690
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,480
- all right,
691
00:19:58,550 --> 00:19:59,190
We're not accepting
692
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,750
Any more chat requests, okay?
693
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:01,850
- good.
694
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,590
- agreed.
695
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,420
- andre!
696
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,290
Stop talking to yourself!
697
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:05,960
- grandma,
698
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:06,860
I'm not talking to myself.
699
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:08,190
I'm talking to tori and Beck.
700
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,500
- that's a lie!
701
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,360
They're not here!
702
00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:12,230
- I know that.
703
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:16,000
I'm talking to them online. See?
704
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,000
- hi, Mrs. Harris.
705
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,200
- how you doing?
706
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,510
- I don't understand this!
707
00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,440
- grandma.
708
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,810
- ah! Grandma!
709
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,380
- aw, grandma!
710
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,280
Just go sit down on your couch!
711
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,450
- it's just me, Mrs. Harris.
712
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:33,250
- leave me alone!
713
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,190
- guess that just leaves
714
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,820
You and me.
715
00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:38,190
- and me.
716
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,160
- let's just get an f
717
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:40,230
And be done with this.
718
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:41,290
- oh, come on. We can finish
719
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,760
This script ourselves.
720
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,160
- you really want to?
721
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:44,700
- sure.
722
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,400
Why don't we just try to--
723
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,270
[knock on door]
724
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,970
- oh. Now what?
725
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:48,800
- is that your cheerleader
726
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,200
Friend?
727
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:51,270
- come in.
728
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:56,440
- yeah! Come in!
729
00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:58,110
- hi, Beck.
730
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:01,610
- hi, Allie.
731
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,720
Jade, this is
732
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,880
My next door neighbor, Allie.
733
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,020
Allie, this is my girlfriend,
734
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,350
Jade.
735
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,120
- nice to meet you.
736
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:12,630
- hello, Allie.
737
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,430
- thanks for taking care
738
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:14,490
Of sparkles.
739
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,500
- any time, kiddo.
740
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,230
- your girlfriend's pretty.
741
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,870
- I know.
742
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,140
- bye.
743
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:33,150
- see you.
744
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,650
- wow, jade, looks like
745
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,620
You got some competition there.
746
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,050
- you gonna say you're sorry?
747
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:39,690
- you didn't tell me
748
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,190
She was nine.
749
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,160
- you didn't give me a chance.
750
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:42,820
- oh, don't try
751
00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:43,760
To turn this around on me!
752
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:44,620
- hey. Beck.
753
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:45,730
- you love making me jealous.
754
00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:46,560
You could've said she's nine.
755
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,760
I wouldn't have gotten
756
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:48,930
Upset with you.
757
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,300
- listen.
758
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:49,930
Can you guys fight later?
759
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,560
- stay out of this, tori!
760
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:51,400
- but I just need Beck
761
00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:53,630
To help me write--
762
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,000
- oh.
763
00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:57,200
- now what are you gonna do?
764
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:58,840
- I am gonna finish writing
765
00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:00,370
This script myself.
766
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,210
We have 62 minutes
767
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,410
Until we land, and I'm sure
768
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,750
If I type really fast,
769
00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:07,110
I can get this done--
770
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,350
- you!
771
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:10,580
- Perez!
772
00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:11,380
- oh, my God.
773
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:14,550
You're Perez Hilton!
774
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,760
- you took my camera!
775
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,220
- no, no I didn't!
776
00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:19,330
- yes, you did.
777
00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:22,300
It's in your hand!
778
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,130
- I'll give it back
779
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:23,930
If you write about me!
780
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,930
- no! It doesn't work that way!
781
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,970
Give me my camera!
782
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:26,770
- oh, come on!
783
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:27,500
- trina!
784
00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:28,300
- you don't understand.
785
00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:29,200
- give me my camera!
786
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:29,900
- this is a big deal to me.
787
00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:30,570
This is like something
788
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,070
I've waited for my whole life.
789
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:32,540
No, no, no!
790
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:33,810
- oh, my God!
791
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:35,510
Perez Hilton is on my lap!
792
00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:41,980
Perez Hilton is on my lap!
793
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:42,520
- can you invite me
794
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,080
To your party.
795
00:22:43,150 --> 00:22:48,550
- no. Stop it.
796
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:49,160
- this is a really big
797
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:51,490
Deal to me.
798
00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:55,430
- gimme my camera.
799
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,860
You're a freak.
800
00:22:56,930 --> 00:22:58,730
You're crazy.
801
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,270
- I love you, Perez.
802
00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,430
- trina!
803
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,380
Stop harassing Perez Hilton!
804
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:05,780
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