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Sometimes it's nice.
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Oh, a massage helmet!
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A stylish helmet
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That massages your head.
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That sounds fun, right?
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It could be.
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Oh, it should.
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No, it's awful.
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I hate helmets.
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That's not good of an idea.
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It's a bad thing.
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Why is she all...
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'Cause it's only three days
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Until Trina's birthweek.
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Her birthweek?
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You mean her birthday?
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You don't know my sister.
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She thinks one day
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Isn't enough celebration
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So she calls it her birthweek.
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Now if I don't get her
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An amazing present,
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I'm gonna have to listen to her
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Complain about it
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For the next six months.
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All right.
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Chill down.
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We'll help you through this.
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Totally.
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Okay.
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The perfect present
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For Trina.
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Something amazing.
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Just get the massage helmet.
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Oh, my ribs!
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Suggestions for birthweek
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Presents for Trina.
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Okay.
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Andre, start us off.
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Cheese.
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Let's not do cheese.
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Robbie?
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Lotion or various lotions.
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Gross.
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Cat?
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Well, for my last birthday,
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I thought my parents
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Were gonna get me a bike.
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But when I got home from school,
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My brother was trying to cut off
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His hair.
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So my mom started yelling at...
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Jade.
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Yeah?
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What should I get Trina?
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Talent.
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Oh, Jade is so pretty.
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3, 2, 1.
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Does anyone have a good idea
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About a present for Trina?
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You people give me a rash.
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What kind of rash?
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It's my grandmother again.
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Who else would call you?
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Hi, Mammaw.
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Uch, another computer problem?
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No, Mammaw.
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I was not being sarcastic.
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Mammaw, don't...what?
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Mammaw, don't hang up on me.
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What's your grandmother
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Bugging about?
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She bought a stupid computer
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And she can't figure out
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How to work it,
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So she calls me
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Like every four minutes
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For tech support.
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Oh, that's cute.
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It's not cute.
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I was at her house
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For three hours last night
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And I have to go back again
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Tonight.
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Oh, will one of you come
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With me?
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Sure, I love old people.
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It's so cute how they shake
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When they pour their juice.
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You know what
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That makes me think of?
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What?
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Nothing.
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Now what am I gonna get Trina
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For her birthweek?
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How about a bobblehead
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That looks like me?
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My dad's a cop.
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Moving on.
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All right.
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Before I take you in there,
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I should warn you.
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About?
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My grandmother.
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She can be critical.
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That's okay.
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I take criticism really well.
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No, you don't.
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What's that suppose to mean?
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Just that you don't take
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Criticism very well.
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Why don't you just kick me
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In the face?
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I'm sorry.
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I take it back.
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Okay.
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I have a gun.
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Mammaw, it's Robbie.
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Hello, Robbie.
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Hi, Mammaw.
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This is my friend, Cat.
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Nice to meet you,
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Mrs. Shapiro.
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You too, sweetheart.
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You're so pretty.
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Come in.
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Come in.
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She's your girlfriend?
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No.
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Good.
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You can do better.
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Are you ready for this?
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I don't know.
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I can't see.
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Look it.
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Shoes?
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Boots.
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Fazzini boots.
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Trina has been dying
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For these.
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I had to go
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To 11 different stores
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Before I could...
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Hello.
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Hey.
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What's up, Trina?
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Okay.
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What has two thumbs
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And is already having
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A fantastic birthweek?
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This girl.
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Check out my kicks.
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Fazzini boots.
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Got 'em at simone's on sale.
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Oh, don't be sad.
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You could borrow 'em,
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After I'm dead.
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Mom, I got fazzini boots.
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Mom. Mom!
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You're gonna have to come up
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With another present.
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I know that.
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Got a cheese guy
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That could put together...
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I'm not giving her cheese.
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Maybe I should just give up
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And accept the fact
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That I'm not gonna find
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Anything good
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And Trina is gonna hate me
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For the next six months.
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I can't believe
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You hit me in the head.
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Help me.
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All right.
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How about a song?
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A song,
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As a present for Trina?
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Yeah.
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You can write it,
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Perform it yourself,
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You know, do it up real big.
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That's not bad.
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That is...I don't know how
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To write a song.
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Think, what has two thumbs
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And knows how to help a friend
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Write a song?
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This guy.
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No. No. No. No. No. No.
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You just...you just click
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On that little square
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In the upper right corner
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To open a window.
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I don't want
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To open a window.
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It's already too cold in here.
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That's not what I meant.
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Maury, turn up the heat.
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No.
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Mammaw, a window
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Is just this little...
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Why did you do that
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To your hair?
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What?
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You mean the color?
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Do you hate your mother?
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I love my mother.
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So how do I e-Mail this
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To my doctor?
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E-Mail?
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Those are your
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System preferences.
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Why would you e-Mail a doctor
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Your system preferences?
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Maury,
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Robbie is screaming at me.
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I'm hungry.
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Turn up the heat.
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No.
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Why does he do that to me?
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Okay, how about this?
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I love that.
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But you really think
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We're gonna be able
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To have a whole song ready
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By Trina's birthday?
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No worries.
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And I'll get
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A banging band here,
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Some girls to back you up,
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Lights, it'll be the chiz.
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What is chiz anyway?
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I think
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It's a german sausage.
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Let's get back to the lyrics.
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No. I can't write lyrics.
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Just play more stuff
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On your thingy.
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I'll help you.
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Just tell me some
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Of your favorite things
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About Trina.
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I said tell me some of your...
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I heard you.
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Come on, dig deep.
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh, how about
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She's the whole reason
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Why I got in to hollywood arts?
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Now you're digging.
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Yay, I'm diggy.
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All right.
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Now, when you think of Trina,
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What's the first word
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That pops in your head?
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Crazy.
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Crazy.
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But, I love her.
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Have you told her
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That lately?
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No.
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Wait, are you sure this stuff
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Is gonna help us write a song?
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Let's see.
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You're good.
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I'm home.
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Happy birthweek.
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Mom.
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Oh, dad.
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...make a wish.
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Okay.
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Where's Tori?
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Oh, over there.
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With a special surprise.
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Whoa. Hey.
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You're gonna love it.
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What is going on?
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Just relax.
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Happy birthweek, Trina.
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Thanks.
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So where is my present?
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Are you kidding me?
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No.
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Where's my birthweek present?
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Mom, dad,
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Could you please take Andre
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And everyone outside?
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But it's raining.
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Here's an umbrella.
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This way, everyone.
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Don't break anything.
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No promises.
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The song was your present.
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How much did it cost?
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It didn't cost money.
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Then it's not a present.
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Oh, you're unbelievable.
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I'm not the one
300
00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:23,164
Who didn't get her sister
301
00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:25,133
A present for her birthweek.
302
00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,834
I wrote a song for you.
303
00:13:26,869 --> 00:13:27,969
I rehearsed it.
304
00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:28,403
The people,
305
00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:29,971
I performed it for you.
306
00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:30,638
Yeah, I think
307
00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:31,239
You were a little flat
308
00:13:31,273 --> 00:13:33,107
On that last chorus.
309
00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:34,509
Ah, can't hit your sister
310
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,978
During her birthweek.
311
00:13:39,748 --> 00:13:45,119
That's a cool watch.
312
00:13:45,154 --> 00:13:46,087
I can't believe
313
00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:46,921
That you're not deep enough
314
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:47,555
To appreciate a gift
315
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,090
That totally came from my heart.
316
00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:50,525
A song is not a gift.
317
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,860
It is too.
318
00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:54,562
Can I wear a song? No.
319
00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:55,863
Can I eat a song? No.
320
00:13:55,898 --> 00:13:56,598
Can I flaunt a song
321
00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:57,565
And make anyone jealous?
322
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,801
No. You failed.
323
00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:01,536
Here. I am so sorry
324
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:04,105
This is all I got you.
325
00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:04,872
What is this?
326
00:14:04,907 --> 00:14:05,373
A flash drive
327
00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:06,708
With the song on it.
328
00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:07,742
How many gigs?
329
00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,410
I don't know. Eight?
330
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,913
Kinda small.
331
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:15,483
But the most surprising part
332
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:16,117
Of the play
333
00:14:16,151 --> 00:14:16,751
Happened at the end
334
00:14:16,785 --> 00:14:17,385
When the monster
335
00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:18,620
Gouged out pricilla's eyes,
336
00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:19,654
Which, for whatever reason,
337
00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:24,225
I found really funny. Questions?
338
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:25,627
I have two questions.
339
00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:26,294
Okay, no questions.
340
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,396
Great, I'm done.
341
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,764
Thank you, Jade,
342
00:14:29,798 --> 00:14:32,500
For that disturbing report.
343
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:35,069
Robbie, you're up.
344
00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:41,809
Right.
345
00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:42,810
Hello, everybody.
346
00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:46,080
Hi.
347
00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:50,184
My report is on vaudeville.
348
00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:52,387
Now, if you all look at...
349
00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:54,889
Oh, my God.
350
00:14:54,923 --> 00:14:56,090
Your grandmother
351
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,692
Wants to chat.
352
00:14:57,726 --> 00:14:59,894
Robbie, Robbie,
353
00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:02,096
Can you see me now?
354
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:03,665
Hi, Mammaw.
355
00:15:03,699 --> 00:15:04,299
Is this important?
356
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,166
'Cause I'm kinda in the middle
357
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:05,433
Of...
358
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:08,202
How do I open the internet?
359
00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:09,270
Grandma, grandma,
360
00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:10,571
You're on the internet.
361
00:15:10,606 --> 00:15:11,773
We couldn't be video-Chatting
362
00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:12,440
If you weren't on...
363
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,308
Hey, Robbie,
364
00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:15,109
I see your puppet.
365
00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:16,978
Are you still taking your puppet
366
00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:18,346
To school?
367
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,014
Rex is not a puppet.
368
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,783
Maury, Robbie still plays
369
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,985
With his puppet.
370
00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:26,421
I'm in the bathroom.
371
00:15:26,455 --> 00:15:27,922
Doing what?
372
00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:34,896
Robbie, Robbie, Robbie.
373
00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:46,274
Hey, Vega!
374
00:15:46,308 --> 00:15:47,508
Tori.
375
00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:48,376
What?
376
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:48,943
Try this coffee
377
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:54,682
And tell me what it tastes like.
378
00:15:54,717 --> 00:15:55,450
Hazelnut?
379
00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:56,017
I don't know.
380
00:15:56,051 --> 00:16:01,089
I found it in the garbage.
381
00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:02,090
Hey, Tori.
382
00:16:02,124 --> 00:16:03,157
Hey, Tori's friend.
383
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:03,658
No,
384
00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:06,594
I'm not really her friend.
385
00:16:06,628 --> 00:16:07,895
So listen...
386
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,330
I'm not buying you a present.
387
00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:11,799
Ah, you already did.
388
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,234
This hat.
389
00:16:13,268 --> 00:16:14,369
I didn't buy you that hat.
390
00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:15,837
Did too.
391
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,538
Well, indirectly.
392
00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:18,906
See, I sold the song
393
00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:19,774
And used the money
394
00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:20,541
To buy the hat.
395
00:16:20,576 --> 00:16:21,709
I know most girls can't pull off
396
00:16:21,744 --> 00:16:22,343
The whole hat look,
397
00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:23,678
But my head has a perfect shape,
398
00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:24,112
You know, so...
399
00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:26,280
What do you mean
400
00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:28,316
You sold the song I gave you?
401
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:28,983
Well, you know
402
00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:29,851
My friend molly?
403
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,185
Little feet, big thighs.
404
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,755
Mm-Hmm. Her uncle
405
00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:34,622
Is one of the main dudes
406
00:16:34,656 --> 00:16:35,790
At devilution records.
407
00:16:35,824 --> 00:16:37,091
I played the song for him
408
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,494
And he, like, freaked over it.
409
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:40,395
The song I sang
410
00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:41,329
For your birthday?
411
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:41,963
Yeah.
412
00:16:41,997 --> 00:16:43,231
He gave me 500 bucks
413
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:43,965
For the rights.
414
00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:46,634
And get this: He wants me
415
00:16:46,668 --> 00:16:48,436
To record it professionally.
416
00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,505
You? You're gonna sing it?
417
00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:51,072
Of course,
418
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,573
He thinks it could be a hit.
419
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,208
I turned your terrible present
420
00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:55,109
Into a new hat
421
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,311
And a great opportunity.
422
00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:57,879
But wait,
423
00:16:57,913 --> 00:16:59,213
But, but, but, but does he know
424
00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:00,081
That I was the one
425
00:17:00,115 --> 00:17:02,083
Singing the song and not you?
426
00:17:02,117 --> 00:17:02,817
You know,
427
00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:05,453
That did not come up.
428
00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:06,087
Trina,
429
00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:07,054
How can you just do that?
430
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:07,522
You can't...
431
00:17:07,556 --> 00:17:08,456
Got to scamper.
432
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:09,290
Hey, are you gonna finish
433
00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,191
Your coffee?
434
00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:10,591
No.
435
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:13,728
Jade found this in the...
436
00:17:13,762 --> 00:17:18,499
You can have it.
437
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:20,001
That's right,
438
00:17:20,035 --> 00:17:26,741
Drink the garbage coffee.
439
00:17:26,775 --> 00:17:27,875
Come on.
440
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:28,876
No.
441
00:17:28,911 --> 00:17:29,577
You said you were talking me
442
00:17:29,611 --> 00:17:31,913
To play baby golf.
443
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:32,713
We'll only be here
444
00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:35,082
A half hour.
445
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:35,750
But your grandmother
446
00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:36,684
Hates me.
447
00:17:36,718 --> 00:17:39,654
She doesn't hate you.
448
00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:43,424
Why did you bring that one?
449
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:44,225
Bye.
450
00:17:44,259 --> 00:17:49,096
Stay.
451
00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:50,364
Who is this?
452
00:17:50,399 --> 00:17:51,666
Robbie, this is brenda,
453
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,568
My friend rona's cousin's
454
00:17:53,602 --> 00:17:55,269
Granddaughter.
455
00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:56,070
Brenda,
456
00:17:56,104 --> 00:17:59,373
This is my grandson, Robbie.
457
00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:00,875
Hi, it's great to meet you.
458
00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:02,076
Why is she here?
459
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,277
So you don't end up
460
00:18:03,312 --> 00:18:05,480
With one of those.
461
00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:06,280
I'm leaving now.
462
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:07,849
No, you're not.
463
00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:09,617
Robbie is so smart.
464
00:18:09,651 --> 00:18:11,886
He's here to fix the internet.
465
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,454
Yeah, why don't I go do that?
466
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:14,489
Hey, what's your rush?
467
00:18:14,523 --> 00:18:15,289
Spend some time,
468
00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:17,325
Get to know brenda.
469
00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:18,826
Mammaw.
470
00:18:18,861 --> 00:18:22,430
Is that a face?
471
00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:27,969
Trina, you set?
472
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:30,304
I am super set.
473
00:18:30,339 --> 00:18:30,771
Okay,
474
00:18:30,806 --> 00:18:32,106
Then we're gonna put one down.
475
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:36,043
Yes, let's put one down.
476
00:18:36,078 --> 00:18:37,044
Track one.
477
00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:37,845
Playback.
478
00:19:00,969 --> 00:19:02,169
I'm not hearing any music
479
00:19:02,204 --> 00:19:03,170
Anymore.
480
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,072
Uh, yeah, your vocal,
481
00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:06,073
You're not sounding like you did
482
00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:06,674
On the live demo
483
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,608
You played for me.
484
00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:09,677
Oh, right.
485
00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:10,278
I was just trying it
486
00:19:10,312 --> 00:19:11,245
A different way.
487
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:11,946
Oh, okay.
488
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:12,980
Well, why don't you just try
489
00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:13,714
Singing it like you did
490
00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:15,249
On the demo?
491
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:15,950
Yes, sir.
492
00:19:15,984 --> 00:19:17,151
No problemo.
493
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:18,753
Great, great.
494
00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,354
Let's go again.
495
00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:21,589
Take two.
496
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,469
Can't you make her sound
497
00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:36,404
Better?
498
00:19:36,438 --> 00:19:40,708
Yup.
499
00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:42,310
You just turned off her mic.
500
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,113
Sound better?
501
00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:56,724
Yeah.
502
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,092
A girl doesn't dye her hair
503
00:19:58,126 --> 00:19:59,126
That color unless
504
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:01,362
She has psychological problems.
505
00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:01,996
My hair color
506
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:02,863
Has nothing to do
507
00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:04,532
With my psychological problems.
508
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:05,199
Don't you use
509
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,168
That tone with me, young lady.
510
00:20:07,202 --> 00:20:07,668
Well, you said
511
00:20:07,703 --> 00:20:08,803
A bunch of mean things to me.
512
00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:09,770
My mom thinks it's funny.
513
00:20:09,805 --> 00:20:10,371
Why would your mother
514
00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:11,806
Allow that.
515
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,040
Over my dead body, would I let
516
00:20:13,075 --> 00:20:13,908
My grandson ever marry...
517
00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:16,510
We're just friends.
518
00:20:16,545 --> 00:20:17,011
No, no, no.
519
00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:18,679
Oh, this is bad news.
520
00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,181
Oh, no.
521
00:20:20,215 --> 00:20:21,148
What?
522
00:20:21,183 --> 00:20:22,917
What's wrong, sweetheart?
523
00:20:22,951 --> 00:20:25,453
They canceled the internet.
524
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,590
Yeah, look.
525
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:30,558
You know, bad economy,
526
00:20:30,592 --> 00:20:31,292
Low ratings,
527
00:20:31,326 --> 00:20:32,493
They just cancelled
528
00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:33,661
The whole internet.
529
00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:34,328
It says right there
530
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,363
On the screen.
531
00:20:35,397 --> 00:20:38,633
Aww, that's too bad.
532
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,800
That's terrible.
533
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,569
Yeah, it's a tragedy.
534
00:20:41,603 --> 00:20:42,169
Bye, Mammaw.
535
00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:43,904
Let's go, Cat.
536
00:20:43,939 --> 00:20:45,439
Hey, wait, Robbie.
537
00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:47,108
I made you a chicken.
538
00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:47,975
Give it to brenda.
539
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:50,945
Bye.
540
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:07,561
Oh, no! Oh, no, no.
541
00:21:07,596 --> 00:21:08,562
What happened?
542
00:21:08,597 --> 00:21:09,263
I was feeling that one.
543
00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:11,866
You weren't feeling it?
544
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,167
Okay, what up?
545
00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:13,668
Oh, you want me
546
00:21:13,702 --> 00:21:14,502
To sing louder?
547
00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:17,204
No. That live demo
548
00:21:17,239 --> 00:21:18,072
You played for me,
549
00:21:18,106 --> 00:21:18,739
How come you can't sing
550
00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:20,107
Like that now?
551
00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:22,376
Well...
552
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:22,977
Are you the singer
553
00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:24,445
On the demo or not?
554
00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:27,114
I'm genetically similar
555
00:21:27,149 --> 00:21:29,250
To that singer.
556
00:21:29,284 --> 00:21:30,084
All right, that's it.
557
00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:30,851
I'm pulling the plug on this.
558
00:21:30,886 --> 00:21:31,318
No, no, wait.
559
00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:32,219
Hey, pull the plug, man.
560
00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:32,853
We're going home.
561
00:21:32,888 --> 00:21:34,255
Just wait a second.
562
00:21:34,289 --> 00:21:36,057
Let me fix this.
563
00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:40,461
How?
564
00:21:40,495 --> 00:21:41,162
What...who are you gonna call?
565
00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:43,130
Just shush.
566
00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:54,075
She killing it or what?
567
00:21:54,109 --> 00:21:55,509
She's fantastic.
568
00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:04,085
Can I have a coffee?
569
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:07,221
No.
570
00:22:07,255 --> 00:22:10,958
It's not good.
571
00:22:10,992 --> 00:22:13,194
It's so good.
572
00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:14,962
Bring it down.
573
00:22:14,996 --> 00:22:18,466
Yeah.
574
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,935
What? Shut up.
575
00:22:20,969 --> 00:22:22,970
Don't play with me, man.
576
00:22:23,004 --> 00:22:24,739
Are you serious?
577
00:22:24,773 --> 00:22:26,974
Okay, we're on our way.
578
00:22:27,008 --> 00:22:28,075
Cut it, cut it.
579
00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:28,709
We're in the middle
580
00:22:28,744 --> 00:22:29,276
Of a take.
581
00:22:29,311 --> 00:22:31,145
Cut the session, man.
582
00:22:31,179 --> 00:22:32,046
What happened?
583
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,048
Are we taking a break?
584
00:22:34,082 --> 00:22:35,382
That was jesse.
585
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,283
He played the song for Beyonce
586
00:22:36,318 --> 00:22:37,618
And she went nuts over it.
587
00:22:37,652 --> 00:22:38,285
Shut up.
588
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,220
She might wanna record it.
589
00:22:39,254 --> 00:22:40,054
Beyonce?
590
00:22:40,088 --> 00:22:41,055
He's with her right now.
591
00:22:41,089 --> 00:22:42,289
Oh, my God!
592
00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:43,557
What's happening out there?
593
00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:44,625
Beyonce likes our song?
594
00:22:44,659 --> 00:22:45,760
My song.
595
00:22:45,794 --> 00:22:48,195
Best 500 bucks I ever spent.
596
00:22:48,196 --> 00:22:49,063
Hello?
597
00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:50,164
Come on, man.
598
00:22:50,198 --> 00:22:51,465
Let's go meet Beyonce.
599
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,433
Can I come?
600
00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,068
No.
601
00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:54,635
But I wanna meet...
602
00:22:54,669 --> 00:22:56,737
Aren't you gonna...yo.
603
00:22:56,772 --> 00:22:59,774
Really? The lights.
604
00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:01,208
Guys.
605
00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:06,477
Going to the slap.com
606
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:07,711
Is like...
607
00:23:07,746 --> 00:23:09,113
It's a slap.
608
00:23:09,147 --> 00:23:10,147
...a wonderful bowl
609
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:12,349
Of hot fresh milk.
610
00:23:12,384 --> 00:23:15,019
The slap.com.
611
00:23:15,053 --> 00:23:16,587
It's like being slapped
612
00:23:16,621 --> 00:23:18,222
By the internet.
613
00:23:18,256 --> 00:23:19,223
Okay.
614
00:23:19,257 --> 00:23:22,593
No, that's disturbing.
615
00:23:23,461 --> 00:23:25,564
Can I get a rubber band?
616
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000
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