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A .V. actress!

O .G .O.!

Decided!

Ladies and gentlemen, today's guest is the best actress of the A .V.

industry, Tomi Mei!

Is Tomi Mei really the best actress of the A .V. industry?

A .V. industry's best female food creator is here with us!

So, can you say that Hitomi Mei is a real woman?

Now, please introduce the performers.

Yes. Kyoi's Uzu Shiori Bukuro, Sato Shiori. Self

-proclaimed Gyarusone of the AV world,

Hitomi Mei.

Please explain the rules.

The time limit is 30 minutes.

If you eat all the noodles, the ramen will be finished.

You don't have to drink the soup.

How many times can you finish the ramen within the time limit?

The ramen is ready.

I will...

So, the winner, Hitomi Mei -san,

will receive a prize.

Itadakimasu!

Bye.

Thank you.

Amen.

No!

Gochisousamadeshita!

It's really scattered.

Oh, it's a meal.

Did you make this? Did you make this?

Yeah. That's a lot.

Three, four people.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no,

no, no,

It's amazing.

Do you eat every meal?

Yes, every meal.

Do you eat every meal like this?

I'm going to get closer to Shone's private life.

You live alone, right?

Yes.

You're a girl from now on, aren't you?

It's like a room.

I can see your underwear, but it's okay.

It's awkward.

It's not good.

Let's do it one by one.

You knew I was coming, didn't you?

I didn't look back.

I can't show it too much.

When will you start eating a lot?

When will you start eating a lot?

When I realize it.

That's right.

You're not going to do it consciously.

Does your family eat that much?

Oh, you're the only one?

Oh, I see.

I ate it.

It's small.

I'm going to eat it.

Oh, you're going to eat it all?

Yes.

Where do you usually go to play?

Shizuoka Prefecture.

Do you go somewhere?

I go to the office.

Are you friends?

Yes.

Are you going to eat with your friends?

Yes. Aren't you surprised?

Yes.

This is the first time I've met him.

Oh, I see.

So you guys have known each other for a long time.

Yes,

we have.

I think this is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.

It's like the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.

I don't know.

I'm not so conscious.

I'm not good at cleaning the room.

I'm not good at it.

I'm not good at it. I'm not good at it.

I'm not good at it.

I'm not good at

it.

Let's just throw it away.

But it's not in here.

It's just the right time.

Do you only do this job now?

Yes. Just one?

Just one.

It'll cost you a lot of money.

Oh, but every time it's packed, it's a split.

Oh, it's a split?

That's terrible.

Are you going to split it?

I can only take it if it stays.

Oh, is that so?

You can't take it to such a high place.

Yeah, even if it's a family restaurant, you can take it to a cheap family

restaurant.

You're going to split it.

I'm definitely going to refuse.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes, I do. Do you have a boyfriend? Yes.

Does he eat a lot?

He eats a lot. I don't know. I don't know if he eats as much as I do.

He eats less than I do.

Does he eat less than you do?

I think he eats more than me.

Do you eat a little?

Do you eat a lot of sweets?

Yes. Do you eat a lot?

Yes.

Do you eat a lot of sweets? Yes. Do you eat a lot of sweets? Yes.

Thank you

very

much.

What do you think about today's dish?

Hmm? What do you think about today's dish?

The taste?

Yeah.

The dough?

Yeah. It's a bit... It's a bit... It's a bit... It's a bit... It's a bit... It's

a bit... It's a bit... It's a bit...

I came here to look for my sister.

So I'm going to have a bite here.

After eating, you know.

There's something natural and rational about it.

If you eat it, you'll be fine.

I'm hungry now.

You're so fast!

I just farted. You're so fast.

Can I have a look here today?

Here.

Not in the bathroom.

Isn't that good?

Can I get ready?

Yeah. Let's move the desk.

Move it.

Get out of the way.

Can I move it?

Yeah.

Are you going

to

eat it?

I thought you were going to eat the sweet one.

Oh, that's right.

I thought you were going to eat the sweet one.

Oh,

I thought you were going to eat the sweet one.

I'm still okay.

You're still okay.

It's not like you have a stomachache.

You're still fine.

I'm still in my 80s.

I'm in my 80s.

You're in your 80s.

You're in your 80s.

You're in your 80s.

You're in your 80s. You're in your 80s. You're in your 80s.

You're in your 80s. You're in your 80s.

You're in your 80s.

You're in your

80s.

You're wearing it underneath, aren't you? I'm wearing it.

Oh, I see.

That's right.

That's how much you can fit in there.

I felt like I was holding it. It was 2 or 3 kilos.

Lightly. Yeah.

It's heavy.

It's heavy.

It's heavy. It's heavy. It's heavy.

It's heavy.

It's heavy.

It's heavy.

It's heavy. It's heavy. It's heavy.

It's heavy.

It's heavy.

It's heavy.

What did you

eat

last

night?

Kimchi hot pot.

I just remembered kimchi.

Did it come out?

It came out.

It came out.

It came out. It came out. It came out.

It came out.

It came out.

It looks like it's not enough.

It's still there, isn't it?

Eat that amount.

How is it?

Is it still there?

Well, I'll ask you again when it's about to come out.

This is a waste, so please take it away.

Try smelling it.

Normal. Normal.

Normal. Normal.

Normal. Normal.

Normal. Normal.

I'll take a picture of this.

I'll have you appear later.

By the way, do you usually have a girlfriend?

Mom, sit down.

It's okay, it's okay. I'll sit here.

Do you usually have a girlfriend?

I do.

You do?

Yeah.

Well, then you'll have to show me today.

Call for air.

Yeah, yeah.

You'll be able to see it.

Yeah. Where do you usually do it?

Bed?

Then go ahead and try it.

Is this how you do it?

My butt is sticking out. It's okay.

It's not sticking at all.

Ah, why?

So that's how you do it.

Don't worry about us.

Give me your hand.

Do you feel like you're curious?

Do you feel like you're curious?

Don't you use anything?

Where are you hiding?

You have it, don't you?

You like it, don't you?

No, I don't.

Really?

The window is open, are you okay?

It's not that bad.

You're brave.

Huh? Wait a minute.

Why are you getting so wet?

I don't know.

Are you an easy -to -get -wet girl?

Sorry, I'm sorry. It's okay.

Oh, you're going to put it in.

It's getting better.

It's getting better.

It's getting better.

The inside, too.

You're going to have a hard time tomorrow, too.

Don't you feel it in your buttocks?

What?

You feel it in your buttocks?

Don't show me that you're using your buttocks.

From the bottom, from the bottom.

You don't feel it in your buttocks?

It's like you're being pushed into something.

Like

this.

So it's always the other way around. I always switch

seats.

You dropped it again, didn't you?

Yeah.

It's kind of soft.

How does it smell?

Well, it's poop.

It's gross.

It's gross.

It's gross. It's gross.

It's gross.

It's gross.

It's gross.

It's gross.

Don't swallow it too much, or you'll break your stomach.

Don't swallow it too much, or you'll break your stomach.

It's such a waste.

There's a lot left.

Actually, among our excellent staff, there's a girl who loves that kind of

stuff.

When I was looking at Kusone -chan's brain, she told me to put up with it,

I'm already full of it.

With this?

I happen to have a lotion.

It's a little soft today.

Would you like me to rub it on you?

I'm just taking it off on my own.

I was fast, wasn't I?

I was fast.

Come closer.

Do you like the weather?

Yeah. You like it, don't you?

Yeah.

Do you want me to paint it for you?

Stretch it out.

It's a dream collaboration.

You're already tired, aren't you?

Yeah.

I love curry, so I'm going to do this.

It's a good opportunity, so I wonder if you can do it with your hands.

That's amazing.

This is the

first

time?

Is this your first time?

Yes, it's my first time.

I'm sorry, but you're saying it no matter what, aren't you? The soup... The

in my eyes... Do you like it, Kusame -chan?

Yeah.

Yeah. I like it.

Is it good? Is it a little good?

I feel like I'm going to die.

What are you guys doing?

You guys are weird.

Let's mix it up.

It's a waste.

Should I

eat it?

It's a waste.

Dessert. Dessert.

I'll eat it.

Please report it.

He did it today.

What? You're not a good kid.

He did it today. He did a collab.

Did he do a collab?

Are you laughing?

You don't have to cry.

Thank you for the meal.

Thank you for the meal.

Thank you for the meal.

Thank you.

Bye -bye.

I'm going to eat it all.

I'm going to eat it all.

I'm going

to eat

it all.

Thank you very much.

This is my ID card. I made it last night.

It's so cute.

I'll give it to you.

Really?

I'll give it to you after I finish eating.

After you finish eating.

I'll take you for a walk after lunch.

How long have you lived in this area?

About 34 years.

How is this town?

Is it easy to see?

It's a good place.

Do you have a favorite restaurant?

No.

You don't?

Nothing special?

Everything is delicious.

You don't have anything you don't like, do you?

But if it's not that, then it's about time.

I think everyone is hungry.

I think everyone is hungry. I think everyone is hungry.

Oh, that's a lot. That's a lot? That's a lot.

Because I'm going to eat chocolate.

So, this time,

the theme is... What are you going to eat?

Poo. What?

Poo. What? Poo.

That's right.

So, we're going to go find someone who can give us that.

There's no one.

What? There's no one.

I'm looking for someone like that.

I can't do it.

I'll catch you, so let's eat.

I don't expect much.

Do you know a good restaurant around here?

I don't know a good restaurant.

Do you know a good restaurant?

I know a good restaurant.

Can you wait a minute?

I just got a call from our brave staff.

They said they caught two people.

That's amazing!

It's amazing, isn't it? It's so amazing!

I'm going to hold it.

That's amazing!

That's amazing!

I said something like that!

How many years have you been doing this?

It's amazing!

It's different, isn't it?

But the first meeting...

It's my first

time.

Hello.

Hello. Please have a seat.

It's okay.

I'm sorry to bother you. Can you come closer?

What do you think?

I want to take a picture with you.

Really?

I think there is a difference in opinion.

I'm sorry.

I heard you want me to poop.

Yes.

Well, it's just asking me to do it, but who is this girl?

That's what it is.

Who is this girl?

This girl is a little OV person.

Have you seen her on TV or something?

Oh,

the fake one.

Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's the real one. She's the real one.

Well, that's what it is.

Then, I'll ask Kusone -chan for a favor.

I'm sorry, can I go in there?

It's too small, I'm sorry.

Are you ready, Kusone -chan?

Yes.

OK? Are you ready?

Yes.

Then, I'll ask you to do what you promised.

Can I ask you to do it?

I want you to do it on your girlfriend's face.

I want you to do it on your girlfriend's face.

I want

you

to do it on your girlfriend's face.

I'm hungry.

I'm waiting for you.

Please. Sone -chan, please.

Please.

Please.

Please. Please.

Please. Please.

Please. Please. Please. Please.

Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

Let's do it by hand.

Is that okay?

I'm not convinced.

Let's do it by hand first.

It's hard.

Let's do it by hand first.

Let's do it by hand first.

If that's okay, let's do it on the other side.

Don't run away too much.

It's hard to take pictures.

I'm sorry.

It's a little cramped.

I did my best to keep the promise.

Please.

Which one do you want to go first?

I don't know.

Do you want to go?

Yes, please.

Please let me

know

when it comes out.

It's soft.

It's soft.

It's okay.

How's the weight, Kusame?

It's not like that.

It's not like that.

It's too much. It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

What do you think, Otomo -chan?

I think I'll be fine if I come out.

You'll be fine if you come out.

That's dangerous.

Let's just keep it that way.

Let's just keep it that way. Let's just keep it that way.

Let's just keep it that way. Let's just keep it that way. Let's just keep it

that way.

Let's just keep it that way.

This is unexpected.

Did you

eat sesame seeds the other day?

What?

Did you eat it?

There's sesame seeds.

I ate it.

Did you eat it? Here it comes.

Did you find the sesame seeds?

I found the sesame seeds.

Okay, please switch players.

Do you want to report it?

It's like a soft cream.

It's like a soft cream.

It's like a soft cream. It's like a soft cream. It's like a soft cream. It's

like a

soft

cream. Let's blend it.

It looks like curry.

Let's mix it.

Oh, that's good. It's a waste.

Don't spill it. Don't spill it.

Don't spill it.

I've completely covered my eyes.

I'm sorry.

I was a little surprised.

It was my first experience.

No, I've only seen it at night.

What? I've only seen it at night. Oh, I see. That's normal.

It's strange, isn't it? We've only seen it at night.

I see. I see.

I see.

I see.

I see. I see.

I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see.

What? Tuna? It's not tuna.

Oh, I mixed up the sesame seeds.

Okay,

then.

That's it.

Now, let's have a snack.

Let's have a snack and relax.

Okay.

Let's bow to each other.

Look into each other's eyes.

Look into each other's eyes.

Thank you very much. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Well then, let's continue our trip.

Oh, I forgot to put on my seat belt.

You shouldn't be barefoot.

I shouldn't be barefoot, right? It's dangerous.

It's dangerous.

Well then, let's continue.

Yes.

Let's do it again.

It's a bit too soft.

Let's stretch it out a bit.

Stretch it out.

Stretch it out.

That's good.

It's like yakiniku.

What's wrong?

Is there a problem?

The smell is so strong.

I can smell it.

It's really spicy, though.

Oh, that's fine.

It's good for your health and your body.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Let's do it while putting on a mask.

I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it.

How does it taste?

It's sweet. It's bitter. It's bitter.

It's bitter. It's bitter.

It's bitter.

You didn't have enough sugar, did you?

The sesame seeds are crunchy.

Let me see.

There's still a lot of water.

I'll put some on your cheeks.

It's like the ganguro that was popular a long time ago.

Ganguro makeup.

There are still a lot left.

There are also legs.

It's better to go to the legs.

What's

wrong?

Are you worried about the eyes around you?

I thought it looked delicious.

How is it?

It's different from usual, isn't it? The view.

Isn't it good sometimes?

Yeah. Under the blue sky.

Fresh poop.

There's a park here, too.

Do you know this park?

Huh? Your mouth is cold, are you okay?

It's still hot.

Is it?

I'm still tasting it.

You're still tasting it?

Yeah.

Then knead it, knead it.

While kneading it.

Knead it, knead it. There's a lot of dirt coming out. There's not enough

there's not enough paint.

If you do that, it won't bake beautifully.

That's right.

It's a waste.

Don't spill it, don't spill it.

I'm getting a runny nose.

It's okay.

It's not runny at all.

There's still some left.

Try to get it closer.

It's like onigiri.

It's like onigiri.

There's something inside.

What is it? Beans?

Try to eat it.

Try to eat it.

Oh,

I drew a nail.

Carrot?

Did you make it?

How is

it?

Let me tell you something.

Do you want to take a picture of the package?

Yes. Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house.

Yes. Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house.

Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the

studio, near this house.

Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the

studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house.

Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the

studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house.

Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the

studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house.

Let's take a picture in the studio, near this house. Let's take a picture in the

studio, near this house.

Let's take a picture in the studio,

near this house.

Let

Let's take a little bit out and put it on your face.

Do you have a ganguro era?

Yes, I do.

Were you a ganguro?

Yes. Let's think about it.

Yes. Which one is black now?

It's like this.

It's black now. It's black now? Yes.

You wanted to be more black at the time, didn't you? Yes.

Don't bite.

It's bad for you if you don't bite well.

The weather is really nice. It was good.

What's wrong?

I thought you were going that way.

Did you find someone you know?

Yeah, maybe I did.

Everyone is looking back at you because you're famous.

Yeah.

Do you walk around the streets and get called?

No. You don't? Yeah.

Not at all?

Yeah. Yeah.

You don't have any friends?

No.

My house has changed.

Your house has changed?

Yeah. It's changed?

Yeah.

How much is your rent?

6 million yen.

You found a good place.

The store is close.

We'll be near the studio soon.

Are you still in there?

I'm still in there.

Let's get drunk and go to the studio.

Please.

How are you feeling?

Let's go over there Eh?

No, no, no, the captain and everything Eh? I'm fine Ah, is that so?

I can still eat It's good that you're healthy From now on, let's talk

about the food and diet Let's talk about the

food and diet

second or so, God.

Are you going to come out? Yes.

I'm sorry.

I didn't tell you properly.

Are you going

to come

out? Yes, I'm going to come out.

what's happening with them.

Jinpo kusei?

Jinpo nani kusei?

Does it feel good?

Mata Matrimon.

It's a dream collaboration.

What kind of collaboration is this?

What kind of collaboration is this? It's a collaboration with Chinko.

It feels so good.

What should I eat?

There's something green on it.

I don't know. It's a seaweed.

It's a seaweed.

Did you feel it?

Let's put it in your tongue.

Can I put it in my mouth?

It's a waste not to

get on.