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Nathan:
♪ You instigate the murder ♪
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♪ At the gates of gods ♪
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[ singing indistinctly ]
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♪ Draw your sword ♪
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[ singing indistinctly ]
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Hey, what the hells
are you doing right now?
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Whys it's gots to be
about you?!
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What about my guitar playing?
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[ chuckles ]
Whats about it, you know?
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l'm the guitarist, too,
Skwisgaar.
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Sometimes you forget l wants to
play the scales of the notes
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and everything like you,
but you don'ts lets me.
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You don'ts lets me!
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You're totally
attacking me right now.
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He's holding me backs,
everybody!
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l'm a guitarist, too!
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[ crowd ohs ]
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You go away!
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♪ Do anything for Dethklok ♪
♪ Do anything for Dethklok ♪
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♪ Do anything for Dethklok ♪
♪ Do anything fo Dethklok ♪
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♪ Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! ♪
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lt should be clear
at this point that Toki
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is concerned about his role in
the band.
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What do you mean?
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He's the rhythm-guitar player.
Am l right?
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Yes, he is, but he's
been complaining
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that he doesn't get enough
spotlight,
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and it's become apparent
in the media.
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Take a look at that.
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PlCKLES:
What does he care?
He don't even practice.
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He doesn't write.
He just shows up.
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That guy doesn't do anything.
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Hey, he makes sandwiches,
all right?
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l make sandwiches.
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Whoa!
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That guy doesn't do anything!
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Well, uh, he is a
band member,
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so try to be nice to him.
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Hey, hey, why don't
you just get out of here
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and let the big boys deal
with this one?
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Or maybe just write it down in
that stupid little book,
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you know, you file away with
your little receipts
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for your lollipops and your
pretzels, idiot.
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Excuse me?
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l'm just messing
with you, man.
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You sure about that?
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Just palling around.
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being a little dick. You know.
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Fine, then.
Good day.
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Wow, you were a dick!
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Yeah, you got it down
to a science.
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You notice how
l'm not mad.
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He gets mad.
That's being a dick.
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That's amazing just to be able
to manipulate like that.
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Wow. What a gift.
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How do you just turn
it on like that?
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Well, that takes years, boys.
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l mean -- Pickles, you got something
on your shirt right there.
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l do?
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blamo!
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Ow.
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Whoa, what a dick.
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Oh, Toki,
it's adorable.
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You really wants to takes more
solos,
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but l am the leads
guitarist.
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You know why?
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because l am, how do you says,
way more gooders than you.
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That's why l needs me a
piano teacher.
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You mean guitar teacher.
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Looks, looks, l gives you guitar
lesson, huh?
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Takes you under my flippers.
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We nots goes downs that
dusty roads again!
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What do you mean?
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Okay, Toki,
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plays me the harmonic minor
scales in the key of ''D.''
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Oh, like this.
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Wrong!
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Aah!
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SKWlSGAAR:
Get your fingers
out of my nose!
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You not great teacher,
Skwisgaar.
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Permits me to disagree.
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Stupid, dumb, dildo,
jack off, jerk, tits, ass.
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What's this?
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[ gasps ]
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Dimneld Selftcark!
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[ guitar playing ]
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Oh, you're amazings.
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Yeah, l guess l am.
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Gots to have lessons
from you.
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Show me what you can do.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
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Where's your guitar, boy?
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Thinks l left it at the
Urban Outfitters.
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Hmm.
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Can l be honest with you?
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l don't think you got it, kid.
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l don't think you got
the discipline.
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To be great,
it takes lots of practice,
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and you either got that fire in
your belly, or you don't.
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buts l dos. l dos.
Looks.
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l mades my own guitar
identities.
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You gots to help me,
Mr. Selftcark.
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Only if you promise me you'll
go all the way.
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No shortcuts.
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No bull.
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All or nothing.
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You gots a deal.
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Okay, you two.
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Now, being a dick takes
a lot of work.
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The objective, guys,
is to drive somebody crazy.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Skwisgaar's in there,
practicing away.
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Let's drive him crazy.
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Follow my lead.
Try to keep up.
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So, uh, sounds like Toki's
really getting going
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over there with that
new guitar teacher.
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Yeah, l went by his room, dude.
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He was doing some stuff
on the guitar.
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l was like, ''what?''
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l never heard nothing like that.
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l was like,
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''are you speeding up a tape with a
guitar solo on there?''
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NATHAN:
l was like that, too.
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but then l found out that
he was not.
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MURDERFACE:
No, he wasn't.
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He was really doing it.
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Hey, oh, hey,
Skwisgaar.
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He's getting
pretty good, huh?
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Yes, he's getting
quite good.
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lf you guys don't mind,
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l maybe wants to be bys
myself for a second.
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[ muffled ]
Noooo!
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lt appears as if certain members
of Dethklok
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are taking music lessons.
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Allow me to officially introduce
Vata Orlag,
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political and spiritual
specialist.
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Having two guitarists in the
same band
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is potentially destructive by
itself,
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but when one attempts to take
away the other's status,
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god help us.
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The clashing of these evils is
like two warring titans.
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lt's like Clash of the Titans.
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Clash of the Titans.
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Uh.
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Uh, uh.
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[ guitar chords playing ]
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Ugh!
[ growling ]
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No!
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[ growls ]
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[ roars ]
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Aaaah!
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SELFTCARK:
Now, Toki, did you practice
this week's lesson?
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No, master.
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l must confess that l didn't.
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[ sighs ]
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You want to get better at guitar,
right, boy?
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Oh, more than anythings
in the world,
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but first, happy birthday,
master!
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What? What's this?
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Just a popsicle stick
with a pick taped to the end.
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You remembered my birthday.
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[ chuckles ]
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Give me a hug.
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l can't believe you remembered
my bir--
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[ coughs ]
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Just my way of saying
thanks.
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Just...my way of saying...
thanks.
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ls this hims?!
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This piece of trash!
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That's what you are.
You know that?
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You --
[ shouting indistinctly ]
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Skwisgaar, no!
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He's like a father friend!
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Oh, yeah?
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This garbage can right here?
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That your friend father?
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Well,
it's either hims or the band.
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What are you saying?
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l heresby perform
citizens band firing,
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effective now!
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Oh, you can't do that!
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You needs to present it to the
band congress first!
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lt gets the 2/3 vote!
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l wills begins the paperwork!
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Good day!
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MAN:
Well, it's been a rough time
for Dethklok,
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with a full-blown guitar war
waging behind the scenes.
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All this while the world waits
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to hear what Toki Wartooth can
really do on guitar.
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l guess we'll find out at the
Toki Wartooth recital,
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scheduled this week.
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ln a press release written by
Nathan, Pickles,
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and William Murderface,
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it was stated that
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
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is a Swedish dildo licker
and that Toki has grown into
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a true guitar master and is a
lady on his period.
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And that's the Dethklok minute.
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l cannot in good faith sign off
on this citizen's firing.
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Why nots?
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because some of the other
band mates neglected to vote.
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l said it once,
and l'll say it again.
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Voting sucks.
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l was actually the President
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of the Voting-sucks
club in high school.
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Oh, yeah?
How'd that go?
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Well, l never got re-elected.
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Git-r-done!
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You know it.
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Well, Toki, l don't know
what to say.
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Either you work this out with
Skwisgaar
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or you'll have
a bigger decision to make.
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No, l nots works it out.
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SKWlSGAAR:
See?!
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See? Right there.
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l can'ts even talks to him.
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He's unrationals.
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Well, there you go.
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Uh, Skwisgaar,
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that uh, ''Toki getting really good''
thing, just kidding.
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All a lie.
See ya!
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ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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Toki Wartooth!
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Toki will now give information
about his musical instrument.
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Thanks you.
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And nows l demonstrates the name
of the string.
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This one is an ''E,'' and there's
another ''E'' heres.
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And the ''G.''
[ crowd murmuring ]
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And the ''P.''
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And the ''C.''
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Those are what's called
the fret.
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That's -- that's not a string.
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but it's -- it's near the string,
and, uh, never mind.
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Let's play the scale that's, uh,
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the major scales on the guitar
string.
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[ heartbeat ]
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No, l can't do this!
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What? What's wrong?
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Can't do this anymore,
master.
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l can'ts takes no more piano
lessons.
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You mean guitar?
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Whatever.
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l just wish l could be --
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Shh.
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Shh.
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lt's just as well.
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l'm dying, boy.
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l'm dying.
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[ coughs ]
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Toki, stop!
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l wants you to have this.
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This is an importance to you
that you have a magical things
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with that guys right there.
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And l now know that you never
gots good at guitars.
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So it's okay for you to have
this relationships.
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NATHAN:
Hey, over here!
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l'm sorry.
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l know it was wrong to have
manipulated you.
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lf l could take it back,
l would.
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00:09:58,163 --> 00:09:58,993
l was wrong.
260
00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:02,795
Skwisgaar, you were afraids that
l was better than you?
261
00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,767
PlCKLES:
Stop! Over here!
262
00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:07,304
Don't quit the band, Toki!
263
00:10:07,372 --> 00:10:08,703
l'm sorry!
264
00:10:08,773 --> 00:10:12,038
l shouldn't have manipulated
the situation!
265
00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:12,974
NATHAN:
Hey!
266
00:10:13,044 --> 00:10:14,204
Pickles, over here!
267
00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:15,405
PlCKLES:
Yeah?!
268
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,845
lt's Nathan!
269
00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:19,850
Um, l already said all that stuff,
like, already.
270
00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:20,748
You did?!
271
00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:21,649
Yes.
272
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:26,453
Toki, the bands needs you evens
though you don'ts do nothing.
273
00:10:26,524 --> 00:10:28,116
MURDERFACE:
Stop!
274
00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:29,319
l'm sorry!
275
00:10:29,394 --> 00:10:33,490
Sorry about being a dick,
but sometimes it's hard to suppress
276
00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:37,262
the urge of ruining other
people's lives!
277
00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:41,999
Why doesn't everyone of ya just go
kill yourself, idiots?!
278
00:10:42,073 --> 00:10:42,971
l'm sorry!
279
00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,770
l'm just being a dick!
280
00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:45,832
Wowee!
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You really are my family.
282
00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:53,977
SELFTCARK:
boy, l just wanted to say one
thing before l go.
283
00:10:54,052 --> 00:10:55,713
l love you, boy.
284
00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:58,119
[ coughs ]
285
00:10:58,189 --> 00:11:00,851
l love y--
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