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Real sex, real passion

Real orgasms

My fiancé'sister

And who insisted on throwing me a bachelorette party

I only agreed if Allison promised not to hire male stripper

Allison is everything i'm not

Wild free super promiscuous

But Allison's going to be family now, so I guess

better get used to the idea of having her around.

That Zoey... she is worse than i am

Super uptight and really conservative

She probably only here make sure party stays G-rated

Ah Jessie

She a token hippie chick

Jessi and me have been friends since were in preschool

And she tried make eat mud pie

Always had soft spot for her

That's Elle and Sensi, my bridesmaids. We've known each other for years... on the surface anyway

That is the way most of my friendships are

And that is Taylor

My maid-of honor

She here to support me

and probably have a little fun in process

An that' sme

Evelyn

In high school I was voted

Most likely not suffer fools gladly

I think they created that title just for me.

i've always been somewhat conservative, despite the efforts of some of my wilder friends

and suffice it to say this party was NOT MY IDEA

The wine trick.

I'more like happy about this thing than the cup of tea, and that one's for you!

Everyone cheers?

There you go

Cheers

There we got

Okay what is the next gift

Open that one

Purple

Maybe we'll get so tight

This is not at all

Maybe this one will be a little more appropriate

I know

Really shirt

You can wear it for your wedding

Or you can use it as choker

Oh my gosh

More sex bugs guys

You need it!

You're gonna need it after this marriage.

Oh the dice, the dice is so cute

Thank you for jail

Who do you think got me that?

Uh well I know its not Zoe

Yeah but your all natural

Why don't use this one

Im pretty sure

Pretty sure

Its a frame

Thankyou

This one is a proper gift.

Our gifts were proper!

Properly inappropriate

Aww, love

We don't want any photos in this

I dont even know what to do with all of these

Just sex

So many gifts

Can you hand me the pink ones?

This one's for her

Oh, that's from her.

Oh no!

Something is going to be in here...

What are you doing?

No way

She does this all the time

What is that?!

Where did it go

You'll get used too

Don't lie

No, hey you've got two holes.

What?

You have a hole in your head level!

Ew...

I'm so pissed off

How do you even know that?!

Holy god

It's like small fucking people

Before she opens it

Promise- promise you have to play it

Promise

Play!?

Yeah

We promised

Clearin' off

Yeah

Oh no

Shouldn't of asked

Tell us your most embarrassing moment of your life.

Okay, so one time I was riding my bike through the park and

And i wasn't paying attention and totally fell in front of a bunch

Of guys playing football

My dress went up on everything

It was very embarrassing

Were you wearing any panties?

Well it'scary

How many sexual partners have you had

Everyone wants to know

Oh gosh

She is thinking

Oh my gosh.

Not including middle school!

Four girls, not including girls?

Not including girls...

Okay hold on I have to completely recount

Do three sums count as two different people or is it one time

Two different people

Yeah two different people

It's way above like

mid 40

oh man

Giant order

I don't know.

Okay, well you pick one

You're daring

Do you prefer sex in the morning noon or the evening?

Um...I prefer evening it's more romantic

The gentleman

Yeah pick one

Oh wait do i have to pick on

This looks like coming out

Dont look at me

If we get naked

I'm gonna have to make the follower, because we can't make it.

Oh! It's going to come out of his mouth

This one is a garbage too

Now it balancing on my hand

Is she grabbing?

Totally got in

Was the same

Okay

This one for Jessie

Do you own any sex toys and describe them?

No, I only have sexual partners.

We don't use toys

Natural!

They're all natural

That's a good answer

Good

Is it the wind

Let go to the top

I'm so lonely.

Okay, be ready!

Use a prop to demonstrate

A blowjob

You sucker

No no

Just in case you do

It's really big

We're playing

Oh no, you're playing!

Just do it for a second.

You're getting married we know you know how to go global

Come on just feel it

It's like sensations on your tongue

Right?

Alright show us

How are you doing

I'm sure she would better at this.

Well, i could toot my own horn but...

She thinks she's good!

Nice

Yeah there you go

Do the real demonstration

It is really good

The best hawkeye ever tasted

That wouldn't be the first thing she says.

Do the hand movement too, you know?

Oh I can do it... oh no

Maybe a bottle

You gotta like use the

Hey if shes there

Do you need to drink more

Yeah hold it

Okay so use your hands

Let's move on

What is your biggest sexual fantasy that

thanks never told anyone

let me think

They're all like, really embarrassing sex questions.

I don't know...

Lately i've just been a little curious about different types of things

Just look at you!

You need to be more specific

Oh nothing like that

Um, like other women? I guess.

Maybe just experimenting with another girl

There's nothing wrong

Okay well there is the answer

Next question

Cool

Everybody is trying to make sure Evelyn has a good time

I didn't expect to be put on the spot like that.

Yeah, she seems pretty freaked out by Phoenix

Phoenix is like her worst nightmare

Thank you for coming out here

My parents would kill me

Who's pulling it?

That one

I'll get it.

Okay, my other gift just arrived but you have to close your eyes for this one

Close my eyes? What is it

You need to close your eyes.

Keep your eyes closed!

Okay, keep your eyes closed let's do it a little this way

I told you he didn't like it

Well that was great idea

She is gonna have learn how loosen up

Oh sorry thats the kind of show usually doing

Most people are okay with

Is she really religious or something?

No, she's just conservative. She'll be okay

Maybe I should go apologize to her

No you don't have do that

Yeah...that is probably a bad idea

Actually..I think you should

Can i come in for second?

Oh hey listen it was not your fault

It wasnt expecting

No, it's okay.

I just wanted to apologize for making you feel so uncomfortable

It was supposed to be fun but

your sister-in law didn't realize how you'd take it

Well...it is jus that

Im not used that sort of thing

And

Ididn' want a bachelorette party at all

for just tha reason

People arent satisfied

unless they can embarrass

and bring up sex

And ask humiliating questions and get naked. I just don't get it, i'm sorry

It's jus a way to let your hair down and have fun

You're about to spend the rest of your whole life with the same person

So this is one chance for you kind off letting all hang out

I don't need to let it all hang out.

Well, most people do

i've always known exactly who am and

And feel very secure in my relationship with my fiance

Ahem...I mean

Don' t need act like some fat boy

You're lucky

Most people get curious about the things they'll never get explore

And a people they will never know

Your just different

Is it some kind of crime?

I mean, i hate to be a buzz kill but is really that unusual just to satisfied with your life

No. But...

...I guess if you're that secure its kinda weird that you'd so threatened by stripper

Or game with truth or dare talking about sex

If your'e sure yourself why not take the grain salt and enjoy yourself

Did you say threatened?

Are you implying that I'm not interested in these stupid games because i am afraid of them.

Well only you know that,I just met u

Im jus saying most people who feel secure can relax and have a good time

I am NOT threatened.

You acted pretty freaked out by me when i was dancing for you

Absolutely not

Are you sure about that?

Okay, do it again!

You'll see...I'm totally fine

No..i think have made yo uncomfortable enough for one day

I insist. Do it!

Do your little dance, do your little strip tease

You're my present remember?

Okay

D'you want me to stop

No i'm okay

Just like that.

I don'think it's appropriate to do that.

keep playing this game. I mean, it's causing a lot of trouble

Well maybe your idea of fun isn't for everyone

Have you ever considered that?

Whatever

Maybe we should just like wind down now

Actually

i kinda think Allison is right

and then

know Evelyn almost all my life

And yeah

think she does need to loosen up

little

Maybe

This

Is good

For her

Supposed

To be

A bachelorette party

Not psychotherapy

Evelynn

Happy with who

She

Well, I want to keep playing.

Well then i'm going to sit out this round if you don't mind

Cool!

This one?

Haley

How dare you take Ella in the other room and have mad passionate sex with her

It doesn' t say that

Let me see

Yeah there's no way

You can''t do tha

That is a little too far

Why

We're co-workers, like we're friends!

Yeah Allison. Something else please?

Nope that's your dare

Are you chickening out

This is absolutely disgusting

Really?! Like you are really going to go there after everything that has happened today

Yeah I am

Sorry about that

Okay fine

Wait let us where

Upstairs lets make passionate love

Are you serious? It's just a game, right. Come on let go!

Let go

Pretty weird are you sure do want to this

Come on don't be ridiculous we just came in here pretend that did it

I need break from the freak show anyway

You scared me for minute there

That Allison is the biggest pervert in the world. I can't believe Evelyn has to deal with her for the rest of her life

That should be interesting

Idk, i think she's pretty harmless

She just free spirited

Seems like shes playing with fire

Yeah but thin about it

Why sex such a big deal?

I mean, it's the 21st century. Why are we all acting like a bunch of nuns?

Because sex IS A BIG DEAL! That is why people are faithful to each other

That it why people get married and that its when they leave each other

When they have affairs

Sex Is HUGE deal

I know, but why?

Because it just is!

We've known each other for years now.

Why are we so terrified touch each other

when you think about it

when you really analyze

because friends don't do that

That's what friendship

Why did he accept the definition

never question

I mean, why are we all so scared of exploring our sexuality?

To be honest Allison seems like the happiest person at this party.

Allison is crazy!

Yeah well maybe not...

Taylor what are you saying?!

Im saying maybe we shouldn't just say that because were sure everything

Maybe should open to new experiences

Like what??

Like this

I don't want to offend you or anything, but what is your problem? You're kind of a drag.

Excuse me?!

It's like you're the fun police! What is your problem anyway!?

Actually...I think you should probably take look at yourself before criticizing my for anything

You're embarrassing.

You make Evelyn uncomfortable

The only reason you are even here is because

you are her fiancé'sister

I shouldn't have said that, sorry

No no

Now your right

i am embarrassing

Dont really belong here

Evelyn isn not comfortable around me

stupid

NO!

Should probably just go

Enjoy your party

I'm really sorry that i need to-

Don't go, come on. Let's keep playing

Okay my turn

Epic truth

And the truth is

You make me uncomfortable because you threaten me

Threaten?

Because yo have the guts

To try all of things that scare

Me at death

Your not afraid

Of what people might think

Your no afraid

Live life and explore things

And

I am.

And the truth is,

...I wish i was more like that

...i wish it was more like you

Okay your turn

Truth or dare?

Dare

To kiss me

I'm so excited!

Oh my god, we're going to get married.

Hey guys

Hey

Are you excited to get married?

Yeah

To Evelyn

One of best friends

And i hope your very fulfilling

Thank you

Cheers

I'll take my top off.

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