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I may
have to ask for a loan.
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Get your own place,
there's so many other options.
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Hey, come on!
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Hey, I saw you last week, man.
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Welcome.
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Drama, betrayal, beef,
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The Wahlid Show has it all,
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and it starts right now.
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This week,
lifelong friends...
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We've been friends
since high school.
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...turn into enemies.
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He's been taking from me!
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Ask his mom, ask his sister,
everybody hates Jasmeet.
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After this
YouTuber stylist...
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I'm the reason why
he has any sense of style!
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Look at him before,
he was trash.
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...ditches him
for a more popular
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and younger streamer.
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Hey, I'm Prem,
and I'm hot.
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She's doing it for
the clout, okay?
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I just want my friend back.
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I hate him!
you, Jasmeet!
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We're done!
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Can this friendship be saved?
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Or is it a forever beef?
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We're going to find out.
Jasmeet, come on out!
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Hey, everybody! Hey.
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Big fan of your work.
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Thank you.
How are you? Hey.
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Alright, hey.
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Jasmeet, welcome to the show.
Tell us, what's going on?
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Look, man. I wish I knew
what was going on, you know?
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I just want to know
why she ghosted me.
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And you guys have been
friends since high school?
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Yeah. That's what
makes it even more sad.
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She's like one of
my best friends.
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Man, she's
a snake for real!
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Appreciate you, thank you.
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And you claim she
left you for Prem,
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the same guy that got you
cancelled on his live stream.
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Yikes!
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That's what I'm saying!
That guy's a weasel-ass,
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clout chasing, son of a ,
mother, ass.
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I hate his
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That's what I'm saying,
that guy.
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He's a clout chasing !
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Don't have a stroke now.
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Jasmeet, what would you do
if Prem was here right now?
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Honestly, Wahlid,
if he was here right now
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I'd him up.
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Really?
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that guy, as a matter
of fact, I wish he'd come out.
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
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- You wish, you wish?
- Yeah, I wish.
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Be careful what you wish for.
Anyways, let's go ahead--
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Wait. Why'd you
give me that look?
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Huh? Don't worry
about it, alright?
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Wait, no, I...
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Well, I've got Chippy
backstage listening right now,
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let's get to the bottom of this.
Chippy, come on out.
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Oh, you.
, you!
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Which one of you holes
called me a snake, huh?
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, I bet it was you.
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You left the house
like that? you.
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Chippy, why
the sudden betrayal?
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I have my reasons.
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Yeah, right!
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Yeah, but what did I even do?
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Honestly, at this point,
it's so much stuff
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I can't even keep track, like
you're so exhausting, Jasmeet.
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Ooh.
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I don't have the capacity
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to do your emotional
labour anymore.
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I should be getting paid!
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Get your money, girl!
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Thank you!
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You know what,
Chippy, you're right.
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On this show, we believe
in women getting equal pay
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for what they do.
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Thank you.
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You want to know
what's exhausting?
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You constantly using therapy-ass
lingo all the time on me.
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Emotional labour this,
capacity that.
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Like, what are
you even trying to say?
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You're criticizing me for how
I show up in our friendship
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to keep you accountable?
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No, I'm criticizing you
because all you do is act
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like my therapist.
How about acting like my friend?
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Just keep it real with me.
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Chippy, it can't be
that hard to keep it real.
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I'm not responsible
for you doing the work.
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Yeah, do
the work, bitch!
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See, Wahlid, this is
what I'm saying, man.
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Like, what does
"the work" even mean?
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Sounds like a nine to five.
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Maybe if you weren't so
self-absorbed in your own
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and you actually looked up
out of your hole
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at the rest of the world,
you'd know.
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It's always your world, Jasmeet,
and we're all just living in it.
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I mean, it is Jasmeet's World,
am I right?
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Thank you!
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Game recognize game, brother.
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Let's take a quick break
and when we get back,
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we'll find a little
solve For all of this.
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Okay. Hey, nice to meet you.
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Hey, look, man,
I'm actually a huge fan.
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You said something about
be careful what you wish for.
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I just wanted to know...
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Don't worry
about it, alright?
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First up
for the seals
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is a new innovation in
the meal delivery space.
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Hello, Mummy.
What's for lunch?
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Oh, shoot. I forgot you
are thousands of miles away,
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all the way in India.
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But I miss your cooking so much,
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whatever can I do?
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Don't worry, let
Supi Auntie take care of you!
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Ha!
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Just Like Home Tiffins!
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Just Like Home Tiffins. Fuck.
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I started this business
back in Covid,
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providing a good meal to all
the hard-working
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international students
who don't have time to cook
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or can't afford
expensive takeout.
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Today I'm asking for $50,000
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for my new kitchen renovations
in the backyard shed.
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Including more cooking space,
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storage, dishwashers,
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and these cute reusable
metal tiffin containers,
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just like in India.
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You want to have a look, sir?
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Uh, yeah.
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So, what is the valuation
of your company?
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Well, if you look
at your pamphlets,
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you can see that this year
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I have a new increase of 70%
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in revenue from the time
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I started in Covid to now.
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The demand is soaring
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and we are planning
to expand our operations,
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while being ethically priced
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and environmentally friendly
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because we are...
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Just Like Home Tiffins!
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Yeah, cute. Okay.
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Listen, I think it's kind
of bold to ask for 50k
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for a tiny company
that has no real future.
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And I mean, how do these
flimsy tins even work?
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Well, we bring the food
one day, we wash the dishes,
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and we collect them the next day
with a brand new tiffin sets.
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They're not even durable.
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Will our judges
move past this tiffin tantrum?
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Or will Just Like Home
become just for home.
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Find out next.
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Welcome to Nest Quest!
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We're on a mission to
connect sad, pathetic losers
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with their next best nest.
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Hi, I'm Maanvi,
I'm an accountant,
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I like to travel
and learn languages.
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She's freshly divorced,
looking to move out
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of her overbearing
parents' house,
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and start a brand-new life
as a strong, independent woman.
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Just to clarify,
they're not overbearing.
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Sorry, one second.
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Haanji, mummy.
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No, I'm out with a friend.
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Tell Dadi I'll take her later.
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No, I don't know anything
about her hemorrhoid cream,
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why would I know
anything about that?
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Why do you always
do this when I'm out?
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You're so annoying!
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Okay! So, what kind of nest
are you on a quest for?
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I'm open to anything,
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something cute with
ensuite laundry, maybe.
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Close to work, I'm easy.
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Okay, sounds
not too difficult,
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let's get on the quest.
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No, no, don't let me interrupt
your little daydream moment.
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Please, continue...
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Don't you have any shame?
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How many times have I
told you...
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I like my kitchen filthy!
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Understand?
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But my sweetest daughter-in-law.
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Wouldn't a little cleanliness
help your mood
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and the vibe in the house?
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Vibe?
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The vibe was fine until you
got here!
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Interjecting yourself into every
little thing.
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Ruining my tea.
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I like it weak! Weak like water!
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I don't need your help.
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I already have my little
student slave.
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What have you done to her?
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Go somewhere else to rot out
the rest of your life!
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We are modern Canadians,
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we don't need you here!
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Get up!
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Oh god, what has happened?
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Welcome back to the show,
Jasmeet, tell me,
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Chippy is working
with this guy Prem.
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Does that bother you?
- Yeah, obviously it bothers me.
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She's working with the guy
that set me up to crash out.
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You're working with my op!
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Oh, he made you say
you're homophobic?
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I'm not.
- Not cool, buddy.
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He rage-baited me into it.
It was intentional.
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Yo, this guy fell for
the rage bait, that's crazy.
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Can't you see how slimy
he moves? That's your man?
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He wants me to style him
and he's going to pay me.
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What am I supposed to say? No?
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Mm-hmm,
get your money, girl!
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- Thank you!
- I ain't going to lie, man.
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Money is a second language.
And I be speaking it, man.
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There are other ways to make
money and promote yourself.
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Gee, if only I had a friend
who was really popping online
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and could put me on
every once in a while.
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You know, I even
made this jacket
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for him to wear on the stream.
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That looks like support to me.
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Yeah. If he had worn it.
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Wait, wait, you're telling me
he didn't even wear the jacket?
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Alright, no disrespect,
it's just not my style.
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You asked me to
make it for you.
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What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?
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I didn't ask you to make shit.
- Yeah? That's funny.
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Because I got receipts.
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Oh, that is great, that's
great. Let's pull it up.
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Wait, why are you
bringing out a TV?
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Alright, we have a little
text exchange here.
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Chippy, "Got some
good stuff on the way."
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And we got some photos
of some fabric.
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And Jasmeet, you responded with,
"Neeeed dat."
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With four e's and a flex emoji.
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I don't know about you guys,
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but this looks like
an agreement to me.
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See? I don't lie.
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Yo, I thought you were making
some futuristic-ass Sari, okay?
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Like, we, we as in
the culture, need that.
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There he goes again,
saying things he doesn't mean.
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You send me a picture
of a pile of fabric
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and I'm supposed to know
that that's a jacket.
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It clearly looks
like a jacket! Are you blind?
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No, it clearly looks like
a bunch of cut up safety vests.
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Like, guys, back me up.
Wahlid, back me up.
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I can kind of see
how it's a jacket.
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What! How?
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Can I actually get
a closer look at the jacket?
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Sorry, I just want to take
a look. Yeah. Do you mind?
250
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,402
I'm just going to
try this on real quick.
251
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,404
Nah, this is crazy,
what the heck?
252
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,865
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
253
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,366
No, you a dummy on this.
254
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,160
Yo, dawg, take
a photo real quick?
255
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,498
Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh!
256
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,500
Nah, dawg, you
actually slipped this,
257
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,919
because this is actually
so dumb, what the heck.
258
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,255
Yo, Chippy, after the show I'm
going to have our stylist
259
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,716
get in touch, I'm just going
to have you make some pieces
260
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,302
for the show, because like,
this is crazy.
261
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,720
I'm going to wear this out of
the studio.
262
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,639
You didn't wear this jacket?
You didn't even try it on?
263
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,266
Yo, is he not a clown?
264
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,810
Like that's actually crazy,
he's dumb as hell.
265
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,145
Like he's actually dumb.
266
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,151
Let me see if I
got this straight.
267
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,112
You're asking the consumer
268
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,323
to wash their own dishes?
269
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,534
It's idiotic, it's inconvenient
270
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,495
to the consumer.
271
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,413
That's why there's services
like Skip The Dishes,
272
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,083
it's literally in the name,
273
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,502
you eat, you toss, easy.
274
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,797
But we are mindful about
the environmental impact.
275
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,559
Time for a little bit
of reality here, sweetie.
276
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,437
We all want to save the turtles
277
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,273
but paper straws suck.
278
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,858
Not in the way
they're supposed to,
279
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,277
they're supposed to suck up
the liquid, they don't,
280
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,947
they just suck, suck.
You get it.
281
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,324
People don't give two shits
282
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,159
if it makes their
lives inconvenient.
283
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,661
Can you even swear
on this show?
284
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,455
Fuck, yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
you should give it a try,
285
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,499
I think it'd relax you
a lot more. Fuck!
286
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,835
So what is your profit
margin for the month?
287
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,044
Is it like 25 bucks?
288
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,046
No, it's more than that,
if you look at the chart--
289
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,507
I see no plans for expansion
outside your backyard.
290
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,717
No growth in different cities,
291
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,385
no growth in
different provinces.
292
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,264
There isn't even
butter chicken in this!
293
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,349
Like, what kind of
Indian food is this?
294
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,892
Sir, this is authentic
Kashmiri-Punjabi--
295
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,603
- No, no I haven't finished--
- Sir, you asked her a question.
296
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,105
- I am still talking!
- Mr. Seal, please.
297
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,733
I'm not finished!
298
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,776
- This guy's an asshole.
- Shut up.
299
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,945
Sorry.
300
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,822
Look, if you don't
have a real plan
301
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,949
for me to make real money,
302
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,285
I cannot see any value in this.
303
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,079
We're not running
a charity, kids.
304
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,457
We like money.
305
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,668
Money.
Mon-mon-mon-mon-mon-mon-money.
306
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,504
You might as well be
pitching a soup kitchen
307
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,089
the way you're going.
308
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,467
Come on.
309
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,304
Will they seal the deal?
310
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,973
Or will her dreams get
clubbed away?
311
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,602
Find out next.
312
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,314
Kapow.
313
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,859
Oh, God.
314
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:55,872
I will fix your problems.
315
00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:01,335
Hello, Haanji, who's
next on the phone call?
316
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,505
Uh, Gurd...
Gurpreet Bhatta.
317
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,424
And what is the seem problem?
318
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,302
Yes, I'm calling because...
319
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,013
I have someone in
my life...
320
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,431
... and I love her but,
321
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,266
- But I have to tell her...
- Yes.
322
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,395
I don't like
what she's doing.
323
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:24,108
Well, listen, buddy.
Relationships, they take time.
324
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,944
So if you just talk to her.
325
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,406
Anything more
least confrontational?
326
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:34,118
Are you able to give me some
kind of magic spell
327
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,414
to get my mom to go back
to India?
328
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,208
What the hell you think I am?
Like the wizard?
329
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,960
You think I'm a wizard
or something?
330
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,296
Help me, please.
331
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,215
Buddy, go to a counselor
or something like that.
332
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,842
Not me, okay?
333
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,511
I'm just, I'm here
to sell some ad space,
334
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,638
I'm not qualified at all.
335
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,307
This isn't even my real hair.
336
00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,019
My real name
is Charles, actually.
337
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,521
You an call me Chuck.
338
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:07,777
♪ I will fix your problems ♪
339
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,255
I'm going out, bitch.
340
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,008
Beta, maybe you can cover
up more?
341
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,053
For your own safety that is.
342
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,014
This is the fashion these days!
343
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:41,352
Being as naked as possible
is cool, okay?
344
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,439
Your traditional ways
of thinking are garbage.
345
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,607
I'm going to go
drink 50 beers
346
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:50,570
and smoke 75 cigarettes
and kiss 100 boys now.
347
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:59,079
Beta, I spent all day
knitting this sweater for you.
348
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,502
Great! I can use
this to wipe up my filthy,
349
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:11,298
bloody, disgusting
junkie period blood.
350
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,903
We used to hide our periods
in shame,
351
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:37,158
pretend like they didn't
even exist.
352
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,910
Oh my strong son.
353
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,621
You will save me
from the darkness of this home.
354
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,125
When will you come home?
355
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,088
Next time, on The Wahlid Show.
356
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,881
You locked me out
of our YouTube channel,
357
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,258
and now he's making
videos by himself.
358
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,926
Whatever, bro!
359
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,137
Why don't you go get deported
again like you always do?
360
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,015
What? You know that's
a sensitive topic for me.
361
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,683
True. Sorry.
362
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,685
Bro, if you actually think about
it, if you never got deported
363
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,061
then we would've never met.
- Yeah.
364
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,273
And we would never have become
best friends.
365
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,650
Why are we even on this show?
366
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,195
And why does
this guy smell like ketchup?
367
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,824
And why is his
chest hair poking out?
368
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,577
Bro, my grandma just died,
want to go to her house
369
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,454
to see if we can
find something cool?
370
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,372
- What?
- Yeah!
371
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,543
Well, this episode
is going to suck, so...
372
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,382
Alright, Mrs. Dutta.
373
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,678
Explain to me why
I should give a crap.
374
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,267
Okay? Yeah.
375
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,813
I cook every day
because I love to feed
376
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,024
those less fortunate than me.
377
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,485
We employ students
because we care.
378
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,112
We keep the prices low
because we care.
379
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,741
We have love for them,
as if they are our own family.
380
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,747
No one watches out for them
381
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,083
and as a mother
it breaks my heart.
382
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:14,129
All you people care about
is money, money, money.
383
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,590
But where is your decency?
384
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,675
Sitting on millions of dollars,
385
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,387
having fancy suits, nice cars,
386
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,181
don't you ever think
to spend some of it
387
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:27,018
to help those who do so good?
388
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,979
Wow!
Will her passion be enough
389
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,232
for the judges
to have a change of heart?
390
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,778
That was so lovely.
391
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:41,323
I really hope they put
some violins behind that,
392
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,158
because that was beautiful.
393
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,370
But, we're out.
394
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,545
Fine.
395
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:57,131
I think this is
the wrong place for someone
396
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,676
who isn't a selfish
asshole head like you!
397
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,011
Challo, let's go.
398
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,265
Oh! Uh, wow, okay.
399
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,059
Uh, I thought she'd
at least throw a counter-offer.
400
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,144
Alright.
401
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,229
Well, anyways,
up next we have a--
402
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,480
Wait.
Oh.
403
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,316
Just one more idea.
404
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,859
It's like sled pants.
405
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,363
Like pants with a sled
if you forget your sled.
406
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,616
Fuck you, fuck your wife.
407
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,285
She's not my wife.
408
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,662
And fuck the hot guy.
He should be in the middle.
409
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,383
Alright, what do you
think of this one?
410
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,593
12th floor, lake view?
411
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,511
Uh...
412
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,680
I don't think my mom
would like that place.
413
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,265
She'd get sick there.
414
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,142
Okay, well actually, right
next door we have this one.
415
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,436
Amenities include
a squash court.
416
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,396
No, that's too high up
for my dad.
417
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,066
- Alright. Yeah, this place.
- No.
418
00:21:57,067 --> 00:22:00,069
Right here is a church,
an old church.
419
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,445
So it's haunted?
420
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,654
Uhh... What about here?
421
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,951
- I don't like it.
- Okay.
422
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,579
Alright. What do you
think of right here?
423
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,750
And you share it with
an old Portuguese woman.
424
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,054
Okay. We have looked
at over 200 places
425
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,555
and you've had a problem
with each of them.
426
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,891
Well, my dad wouldn't like how
high up any of those are...
427
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,018
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and your
mom's going to get vertigo.
428
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,063
Do you realize that we have
never not matched a bird
429
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,565
with a new nest before?
I'm not giving up, okay?
430
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,275
I'm not fucking giving up.
431
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,486
Wow. That's really great,
thank you.
432
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,113
Argh! Jim.
I need more cigarettes,
433
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:46,532
more coffee and more coke.
Way more fucking coke.
434
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,379
Son, you're home?
435
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,466
Save me from the darkness
of this home.
436
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:09,723
My back is aching. Could you
take me to the doctor?
437
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,184
My son, what's gotten into you?
438
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,854
She sucks,
get her out of the house.
439
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,355
Tell her to take the bus.
440
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,899
Yes, take the bus.
441
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,278
Catch the bus, old hag!
442
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,655
I don't have any money!
443
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,699
And I can't understand these
white people.
444
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,868
That's not my fault.
445
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,704
You are an uneducated fool!
446
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,915
I bet she can't even read.
447
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,625
Uneducated woman!
448
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:45,049
My sweet son, what dark magic
have these witches done to you?!
449
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,643
I just wanted to give my love,
450
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,813
but no one understands me
in this home.
451
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:09,199
Take me away from here!
452
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:20,376
How does it feel
to not seal the deal?
453
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:24,046
I just thought they would see
the importance of my company.
454
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:26,341
So yes, I am disappointed.
455
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,720
Wow, look who it is.
456
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:33,305
Jaspreet?
What are you doing here?
457
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,266
Oh, I'm just pitching
my new business.
458
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,560
And I have to thank
Jasmeet for it.
459
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,354
He really got me
back on my feet.
460
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:43,691
- This is confusing.
- Tell Maanvi I said hi.
461
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,402
Arf, arf, arf, go seals!
462
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,404
What happens for you now?
463
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:53,534
You know, I have a lot
to think about. Thank you.
464
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,452
Looks like she does
465
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:58,205
have a lot to got
to think about...
466
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:01,458
Woah. Woah, woah, hey.
What's going on here?
467
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,795
Oh, um.
468
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,339
Bhua ji, we were just
looking for the car...
469
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,216
What the hell's gotten into
these two?
470
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,511
No, Auntie, wait, please.
Please, Auntie, wait.
471
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,890
Can I have 100 bucks?
472
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:18,559
Oh, fuck off.
473
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,437
Just 50, or...
474
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,689
Just give me a ride home?
475
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,816
Will Neal get a ride home?
476
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,945
Okay, after taking everything
477
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,363
you told us into consideration,
478
00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:34,867
we have found the perfect
place for you, finally.
479
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,827
What do you think?
- What the heck!
480
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,495
Let's do this thing!
- Okay, great!
481
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,539
That's the spirit.
- Does it have a pool?
482
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,291
Uh, sure, yeah.
483
00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:44,877
What about, um, in-suite
laundry, does it have that?
484
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,295
Don't worry about that,
485
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,964
there's someone who does it
here, she's very motherly.
486
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,633
A few more steps, and...
487
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,928
Take off your blindfold!
488
00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:57,806
What? I don't...
489
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,183
I don't want to be here.
490
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:00,726
Well, because you
can't tell your parents
491
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:04,438
that you want to move out,
we found the only spot for you,
492
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,814
so let's take a tour.
493
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,733
I'll look at
the other places...
494
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,568
Time to go on the tour.
495
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,780
- No.
- No? No, no, come on.
496
00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:16,992
Here's where you'll
be sleeping forever
497
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,453
because you can't
grow past your guilt.
498
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,537
No!
499
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,873
The same room, the same house,
500
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:25,209
the same people,
until they get old.
501
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,419
- No!
- And then you get old.
502
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,462
No!
503
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:32,591
Forever and ever until
you're a spinster...
504
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,259
- No!
- ...divorcée...
505
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,636
- Please.
- ...living with your parents.
506
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:38,722
- I'll live anywhere.
- It's too late for that now.
507
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:40,557
I'll live with
the Portuguese lady.
508
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:43,185
- She's dead.
- I don't need to take showers.
509
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:44,728
I'm stinky Maanvi.
510
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,356
Please, please,
you can't do this.
511
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,651
You can't do this.
- We didn't do anything, Maanvi.
512
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:51,944
You did this.
- I can't be here.
513
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,696
I can't be here.
514
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,823
Wait, no, get back here!
Don't do that! Don't...
515
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,574
Come back!
516
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,542
Oh, she'll be back later on.
517
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:07,960
Oh, gosh.
518
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,045
Oh, it's good.
519
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,673
I could live here.
520
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,342
Mummy? Mummyji?
521
00:27:15,343 --> 00:27:16,468
West is hungry.
522
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:24,101
I just don't understand why
you're so mad about a jacket.
523
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,270
Oh, my God, it's not
just about the jacket.
524
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:29,189
I mean, Chippy, you've gotta
spell it out for us, right guys?
525
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,528
Alright, fine. Here it is.
526
00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:39,367
Jasmeet, you were the first
person I came out to.
527
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,661
Do you know how hard that was?
528
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,664
And still is?
529
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:49,335
Yeah. I know, okay?
530
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,254
So then why haven't you
addressed your crash out?
531
00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:54,798
All your little fans
are out there
532
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,008
thinking it's cool
to be homophobic.
533
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:57,634
No, they don't,
it's like 2% of them.
534
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,636
Have you even looked
at what they're saying?
535
00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:02,139
Why do you care so much
about these like redpill bros?
536
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,516
I can't control what
the internet thinks.
537
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,769
Not control, influence.
538
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:10,731
You know how weird
brown people are
539
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,109
when it comes to queer issues.
540
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:17,196
Okay. I'm going to address it.
541
00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,114
I just need some time.
542
00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:21,909
I don't want to come across
as fake and performative.
543
00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,744
I want to it right.
544
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,623
Okay. Yeah.
545
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:30,084
It's not just about the apology.
546
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:33,588
It's about how easily
you said what you said.
547
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,589
You're right.
548
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:39,052
I get it and I'm sorry.
549
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,268
But, if I'm going to
be honest with you,
550
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:51,855
I can't help but feel
like I was disrespected too.
551
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:55,150
What?
Yes.
552
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:56,360
You're kidding.
553
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,946
No, I'm not,
you ditched me for that idiot.
554
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:02,033
Jasmeet, all I do
is support you.
555
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:05,828
You never do the same for me,
you understand that, right?
556
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,621
Meanwhile,
I've been there for you.
557
00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:10,040
Your mom, your sister,
your whole family,
558
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:11,542
when you choose not to.
559
00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:13,836
Well, nobody
asked you to, okay?
560
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,045
This is insane.
561
00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:16,964
I've done so much for my family.
562
00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:18,298
So much.
563
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,801
And the one time that
I do something for myself,
564
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,052
everybody has a problem with it.
565
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,596
One time? It's all the time.
566
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,224
And everyone just
keeps covering for you.
567
00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:30,060
You know what?
You're not just a shitty friend.
568
00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,937
You're a shitty son.
569
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,732
You're a shitty brother.
570
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,234
You're a shitty person, period.
571
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,281
So then why are
you friends with me?
572
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,116
- I don't know.
- So you can use me?
573
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,576
To push your ugly jacket?
574
00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:48,537
Or is it so you can use me
to feel better about yourself.
575
00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,873
"Oh, look at me, I'm Chippy,
I'm going to go around fixing
576
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,667
everyone that I can, even though
it's none of my business.
577
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:56,086
And anybody else that
doesn't do the same
578
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,755
and anybody else that
doesn't think like me
579
00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,423
must be a shitty person."
580
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,550
I'm sorry I don't have like,
581
00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:03,260
two, three million
more followers,
582
00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:06,096
because then this whole thing
would not be a problem.
583
00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:08,766
Oh, my God, you're
talking about Prem, right?
584
00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:11,560
This is not about Prem.
You're so jealous of the guy,
585
00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,562
you can't even see
that it's about you!
586
00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:16,398
Oh, yeah, no, I'm real jealous
that I'm not being glazed
587
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:18,400
by a bunch of
12-year-olds.
588
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:20,194
You want to be him so bad,
it's so pathetic.
589
00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:22,154
Yeah, no, I'm real jealous.
590
00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:24,448
That I'm not hacky
and I'm not going to be replaced
591
00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:26,575
by a younger,
hotter version of me.
592
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,285
And then what?
Then what am I going to do?
593
00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:30,329
Go on TikTok
and beg for galaxies?
594
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,081
"Please, guys, send me
a galaxy, what's up,
595
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,457
hit that like,
yeah, yeah, yeah."
596
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,125
- Come on, man.
- Do birthday cameo shoutouts?
597
00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:38,087
"Hey! Happy bar mitzvah,
can you pay me 10 bucks?
598
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,839
Hey, happy Diwali, $50 please."
599
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,635
He's a hack, he's a hole,
600
00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:46,512
he's not even that
good-looking to be honest,
601
00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:49,598
he has no style, he's going
to be washed in a year or two.
602
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,975
Prem, come on guys, Prem sucks,
603
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:54,812
Prem sucks, Prem sucks.
604
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,271
Alright, alright, alright.
605
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:59,108
Well, speak of the devil,
here comes Prem!
606
00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:02,861
- Prem is here, come on!
- Wait, what?
607
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,614
Give it up for Prem, yeah!
The hottest man on the internet.
608
00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,075
Let's go! What's that
you've been saying about me?
609
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,077
Glazing 12-year-olds?
610
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,495
What the hell's going on here?
611
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,621
The Wahlid Show, baby.
612
00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:15,916
You're right.
You could never be me.
613
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:18,419
That's why I stole your girl.
614
00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:39,189
Oh my God! Stop! (bleep) stop!
615
00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:41,568
Stop! Fucking stop!
616
00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,488
What is wrong with you?
617
00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:49,366
You know what?
618
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,535
I can't do this anymore. Okay?
619
00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:55,164
Wear the jacket,
don't wear the fucking jacket,
620
00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:57,541
I don't fucking care.
I don't care anymore.
621
00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,252
Get your ass beat on live TV,
622
00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,838
clout chase all you want,
I'm done with you!
623
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,424
I'm fucking done!
624
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,599
Ooh.
625
00:32:17,228 --> 00:32:20,064
Well, I'm glad
she didn't take this
626
00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:22,483
because these are expensive.
627
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:24,985
Like, 300 bucks for
one of these things.
628
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,613
It's so annoying, too,
because if you lose one
629
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,281
then you can't use
the other one.
630
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:31,367
This is all like TV stuff,
631
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,535
you probably have no idea
what I'm talking about.
632
00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:35,913
It sounds like Chinese to you,
what I'm saying.
633
00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,647
It's tiffins, done different.
634
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:04,066
With cheap, reusable packaging,
635
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:06,318
AI robots making
all the deliveries,
636
00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,946
and barely any
labour costs for cooking.
637
00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:10,614
How is that possible?
638
00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:14,368
Well, my uncle
is the head secretary
639
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,620
at one of the local Gurdwaras,
640
00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:19,206
so I may have cut him
a little deal,
641
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:21,291
if I bring in
some of the groceries,
642
00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,876
they'll set aside some food
643
00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:25,004
that the volunteers
will cook in the Langar Hall.
644
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,339
I repackage it, resell it!
645
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,134
Using existing kitchens
and free labour,
646
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:31,802
there's barely any overhead.
647
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:34,805
Exactly. With the network
of community kitchens
648
00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:37,391
and langar halls set up
across the country,
649
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:40,603
we can use this model
to expand all over.
650
00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,274
Holy shit,
I am so wet right now.
651
00:33:44,941 --> 00:33:48,193
Also, butter chicken
poutine anyone?
652
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,867
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Give it.
653
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:07,797
We're going to be rich.
654
00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,090
We're going to be rich.
655
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,550
We're going to
be rich.
656
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:15,512
We're going to be rich.
657
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:17,389
We're going to
be rich.
658
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:25,230
We're going to be rich.
We're going to be rich.
659
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,649
We're going to be rich.
660
00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,400
We're going
to be rich.
661
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:43,750
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