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Are you fucking kidding me?

I knew it.

Hello?

Hello?

Yeah, so... What the fuck?

This motherfucker fucking hanging up on me.

Are you gonna fucking answer your phone? Hello?

Fucking knew it.

Finally.

Hey, yeah.

So are you going to fucking explain to me? Oh.

Oh.

Hi.

Yes. Mr. Pistol.

I'm so sorry. That wasn't for you.

I totally forgot you were coming by to fix something.

Oh, you're here right now?

Okay, cool. Yeah.

I'll go let you in. Just give me a second.

Perfect. See you soon.

Hey.

Hey. Sorry I yelled at you on the phone. Oh.

Yeah. Don't worry about it.

You know, the fridge just needs a little part I could go get.

This shouldn't be a problem.

I had to deal with the same thing, so.

Yeah. Yeah, I could come back in a few hours and fix that for you. Okay.

Yeah, that sounds fine.

Hey, you okay?

I didn't want to say anything, but now I'm pretty sure something's wrong. And

you sounded upset on the phone, too.

Yeah, just some stuff with Mark.

Oh, um, you could talk to me. What's going on?

Well, I guess he's always been pretty cool.

I found this in his pant pocket today.

I'm sorry.

Mark has always had kind of an issue with

being with one person and I really thought marrying you would change

all that.

can't even focus and be happy but i didn't know how wrong i was i'm so sorry

thought the same thing but clearly he has something else going on wow

that's how are you doing i'm okay

i guess i don't know he's a great provider and all but yeah i'm looking

than that of course

I couldn't tell, like, all the times we went out and did stuff. I thought

everything was great. We both seemed so happy. And obviously I thought it was

being fulfilled and you were in everything. But, wow, this is a big pill

swallow. I'm really sorry.

Yeah. And we haven't fucked in over six months.

Yeah. That's horrible.

I'm really sorry to hear that.

Wow.

Wow.

Six months.

That's a long time.

That is a long time. And from someone on their third divorce, I know for a

fact that is a very long time.

Wow,

Mr. Pistol.

You are divorced. I guess.

Wouldn't you like a blowjob or something?

Oh, okay. That escalated really fast.

I don't...

I really don't know if I want to ruin what's going on.

I don't think that would ruin anything.

Yeah, but man, six months with you. Six months. And not doing

anything. You know I have needs.

I can only imagine the needs you have.

And him not taking care of them is crazy.

You know.

I think this could be a learning experience.

I agree. I think you need to be fulfilled and I

think you deserve whatever you want.

And I think if we do

this, it can only happen once. Because.

Once is enough for me.

Is it? Oh, wow. Okay.

You're really serious. All right.

Wow.

It has been a while for me.

And me.

Well, let's... Let's fix both of our issues.

Once the ice started going, it's just... I know.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God. That is so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

I should sit back.

I'm going to do that.

Yeah, let's do that.

Should I sit?

Just like that.

Oh,

wow.

Oh, I didn't know how to turn it on.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah.

Holy shit.

Yeah, okay.

Loud and clear, you are deprived.

Oh, my

God.

That's me.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes.

Wow. Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh yeah.

Hmm.

oh yes yeah

Mmm. Mmm.

I told you this would be a good idea.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

wow that is amazing

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck,

yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Ugh. Ugh.

Yeah.

Yes.

Hope this helped get you.

Totally worth it. Yeah? Yeah.

Totally. You better? You feel better? A little better?

Much better.

Okay.

I'm going to have a talk with him. I promise.

Yeah? Yeah.

Are you going to do this again?

Except one time, but I don't want you banging some stranger.

Exactly.

So this works out.

Huh.