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[music]
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[snorts]
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>> Dad's leaving.
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I know.
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He's moving in with Maryanne Hughes.
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And you're you're just going to let him?
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I'm taking the car tonight.
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Malcolm, I've never seen you.
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I'm not all that sure
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you can see me right now.
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Hey! [screaming]
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Happy graduation,
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[ __ ]
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>> [cheering]
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[screaming]
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>> Where were you?
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I fell asleep in the woods.
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We need more waffles.
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How are you?
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I'm I'm fine.
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Right. Well, if you need anything, I
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want you to call me.
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>> [snorts]
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>> Mom?
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Mom, if you don't sit up, they're going
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to call an ambulance.
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I sit up.
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Sit up.
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Okay.
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Thanks. She's okay.
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Hello.
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Matthew?
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It's Henry.
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Henry?
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Dad took off and and Mom had some sort
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of breakdown or something.
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I just thought that you should know.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Later.
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Henry.
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You know,
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if you ever need somebody to to, I'm
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available.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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Okay.
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How's your mother?
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Uh how's she doing? You know, I can I
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can stop by the house. Uh she's out of
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town.
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Okay.
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Well,
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you know where to find me.
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[ __ ] ministers.
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Seen you twice in the last 3 days.
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Yeah. Well, it's been a [ __ ] week.
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Yeah?
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Can I make it a
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50 over, get some cash back? You paying
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me with your mom's check? Yeah, she's
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not going to notice.
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Ah, I'll tell you what.
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You want cash.
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I could use someone to help me mow.
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I got a bigger customer base this
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summer. What do you say?
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12 bucks an hour?
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Free tan? What else you got going on?
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>> Not a whole lot. Sweet. Meet me out
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front in the morning at 9:00.
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Don't be late.
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Tardiness is a sign of a selfish man.
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Keep this.
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Take it out of your first paycheck.
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I'll let you buy weed with the family
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funds.
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And what family?
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I'm supposed to give these to you. Oh,
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Oh,
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thank you.
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Um
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why?
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Because your mom went crazy.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Are those Toll House cookies?
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Sweet.
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She's just a kid, man.
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I'm a dad.
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Let's back up.
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>> [music]
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>> You know they say that people that meet
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in grocery stores usually fall in love
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at first sight. I was just thinking
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about that at a party.
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That's it?
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I had so much hope for you.
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Oh, wait a sec. I don't even know your
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name. If you told me that one night at
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the party, I was kind of shit-faced.
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Bet.
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Bet.
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Bet what? Bet Matt.
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I'm Henry.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Since that's what everyone was chanting
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when you wet yourself that night.
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I can't believe I've never talked to you
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before.
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How long have you lived here?
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About a month.
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Yeah? Where'd you move from?
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Pick a state.
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Seen most of them.
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Straight to
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Make yourself at home.
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So, what are you doing for the 4th of
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July?
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Well,
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I suppose I could hang out with you, but
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you probably leave in the middle without
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any explanation.
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I won't.
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I promise. Then I guess
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we're watching fireworks.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Hey. Hey.
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What are you doing here? You
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You called me.
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You didn't have to come home. I
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I don't have any summer classes or
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anything.
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I so
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Well, um
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Yeah, don't expect anything to be the
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way it used to be.
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It's not.
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It's not that good anyway.
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>> Oh, wow.
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You look so good framed in sparkles. You
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know, people tell me that all the time.
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Um,
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let's go over there.
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Got the best view.
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>> She has a crush on you, Cole.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Okay.
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Okay, biggest fear?
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>> [music]
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>> Zombies. Yours? Thunder.
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Favorite color? Uh,
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rainbow. I don't think that's a color.
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>> Yeah, it is. It's seven colors in one.
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Most embarrassing moment? The night we
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met. I was kind of an idiot.
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I wish I knew you in the third grade.
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Why?
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Cuz I'd already know everything about
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you.
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So, you live with your parents?
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With my mom.
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Me, too.
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Dad off at the jackass convention with
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mine?
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Yeah, something like that.
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So someone told me
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that you were like the Babe Ruth of your
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team.
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Not really. No?
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I played baseball, but I quit last
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season.
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How come?
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I just felt like it.
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You just felt like you just like woke up
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one day and you're like, "I don't like
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baseball." Pretty much.
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Good.
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Now that's over with.
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What?
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First kiss.
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Always keep waiting for it.
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Uh is your mom going to get pissed if we
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mess up the kitchen? Uh she's away on a
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trip. Here, you sit.
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I am going to make you something good.
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You can really cook?
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>> Midnight snack is my specialty.
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Okay, I'm guessing this isn't you.
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That's my brother. Yeah, he's got all
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the brains.
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>> Oh god, that's right cuz you're just a
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dumb stoner who hates baseball.
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Pancakes. Ta-da!
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Really? You're to-dying pancakes? God, I
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hate to break it to you, but frozen
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waffles pretty much the same thing, 10
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times easier to make.
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I've got waffles.
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>> Waffles.
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I would say that this makes us
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soulmates, but if your soulmate is
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determined by a frozen waffle, then
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we're all pretty much screwed. Aren't
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we?
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What?
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Beth, Mac, you did not just do that.
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>> Oh, yes, I did. No, NO, NO, DO NOT EAT
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ME, DO NOT EAT
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NO, NO.
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WHAT HAPPENED? I HEARD NOISES, SO HEY,
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HEY, WHAT?
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OH, HEY, BETH,
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your brother just sprayed me with
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pancake syrup.
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Is he always such a jerk?
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Jerk.
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Oh, lord.
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Uh.
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I lied.
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What?
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My mom's not away.
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Where is she?
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She's in the next room.
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Oh, my
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Uh. Shh, what?
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The walls are thick. Uh.
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>> [laughter]
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[gasps]
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>> She hasn't gotten up for a while.
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How long's a while?
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A few weeks.
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That's how long your dad's been gone.
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Yeah.
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They always go with the bag.
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Don't they?
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Yes, they do.
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Hey,
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it was so nice meeting you. I'm late for
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work.
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I'll see you later, okay?
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See you. Bye.
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Did you sleep out here? Well, you were
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um
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So, I just
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Dude, you you don't need to sleep on the
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porch just cuz I have a girl in the
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house. Well, she left her gum in the
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kitchen.
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So, what are are you the gum police?
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It's unsanitary.
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Oh, [ __ ]
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What are you Are you spying on us?
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What did you think you were going to
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see?
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I just wanted to see what
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>> go inside and see what your screwing
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around has done to her? Look, I don't
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want
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Go [ __ ] look at her.
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Well, that was
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productive.
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Shut up.
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Amy, do you want him to come back or do
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you want him to stay away?
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I want him to go [ __ ] himself.
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>> I'm going to the store later if you need
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anything.
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Quinoa, kelp, smelt.
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Oh, no. But, I'm not dead.
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I'm just reevaluating.
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Oh.
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Hey, Harvard.
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What?
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I almost didn't recognize you without
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your old pajamas on.
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Did Henry tell you that I work here? No,
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uh actually
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no, he did not. No? Let's see what you
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got here. Millet, vitamin C, shampoo.
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Let's see. Greasy hair or dry hair? Dry.
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Yes. Try this.
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>> [music]
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>> It's got like rattlesnake juice or
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something in it. I don't know. It's
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supposed to work miracles.
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Okay, I'm going to pay now.
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>> Woah, hold on. You only got like half
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your stuff.
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>> It's fine. Okay, soy milk is over there.
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I'll grab your colon cleanse. No, no,
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that's not for me. Oh, don't worry. I'm
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an expert. Too much cascara sagrada and
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you will not be able to leave the house.
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I mean, you could, but it wouldn't be
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pretty. And you don't strike me as the
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type who likes to poop in public.
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Right.
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Got your colon cleanse? Let's ring you
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up, buttercup.
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Awesome.
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That's
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and
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Let me know how it all goes.
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They're calling it
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Miss me?
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You have no idea.
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I think someone still owes me a couple
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of orgasms.
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I think that I like you a lot, Bet Mack.
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>> [laughter]
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>> I think you do, too.
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What would you like to do with your
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life, Henry Iris? Hmm, well, that's a
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good question, Bet.
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I think that I would like to do this.
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And that.
321
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Lots and lots of that.
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Seriously.
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What would I like to do with the rest of
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my life?
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>> Mhm.
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I don't know.
327
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What would you like to do with the rest
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of your life?
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Um
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well, I'd like to save the whales, cure
331
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cancer,
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and make lots and lots of waffles.
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And I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do
334
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,480
yet.
335
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I think I'd like to figure it out with
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you.
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Wow.
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I didn't know anyone was down here.
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Woo.
340
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Who are you?
341
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:19,000
I'm Henry's new girlfriend.
342
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,720
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
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But my mom is telling me that I scare
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her all the time cuz like cuz I don't
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make any noise when I move.
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Maybe I should wear some bells or
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something.
348
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:34,600
Oh, I'm Beth, by the way. I'm
349
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guessing you're Henry's mom.
350
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,280
Augusta.
351
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,520
Yeah, Henry was saying that you uh
352
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you're having a bad time.
353
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,800
I didn't realize it was so bad. Well, I
354
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wasn't expecting to see anybody.
355
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,640
>> Oh my god, no. Don't Don't apologize.
356
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I'm the one that just like suddenly
357
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appears in your kitchen at 3:00 in the
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morning.
359
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:56,400
Now, you know what? My mom she did the
360
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complete opposite when my dad cut off on
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her. She started wearing [ __ ] clothes,
362
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got her hair dyed, her belly button
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pierced.
364
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:07,560
I think you're doing the better thing.
365
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:10,040
You know, freak out right off the top.
366
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:13,640
Get it out of the way.
367
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:16,520
Tell you that when my mom did hit bottom
368
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,800
you were looking like a supermodel
369
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,200
compared to her.
370
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,920
Mhm. Damn.
371
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,680
You know, just stay in bed until the
372
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pain checks out.
373
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,400
It won't be long though.
374
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:31,160
I can tell you.
375
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,680
You're on the upswing.
376
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,960
Hey, you forgot to take his rabbit's
377
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,960
foot.
378
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:44,000
Yeah, I know it's silly. It's just a
379
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:47,480
goddamn keychain.
380
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,480
But I think you would have wanted it.
381
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,440
What's up with you and this Beth chick?
382
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:05,360
How'd you hear about that? Small town,
383
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,800
people talk.
384
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:09,120
Yeah, no [ __ ]
385
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:12,560
Is she
386
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,560
hot? Yeah.
387
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,040
She's nice. Nice? She's nice. Oh my god,
388
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,360
this is serious. You're really into this
389
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,720
Beth chick.
390
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,040
>> Okay.
391
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,280
Hey.
392
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,400
What can I get you?
393
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,400
Uh I'll have draft.
394
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,120
There you go. Thanks.
395
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,400
Holy [ __ ]
396
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:35,160
>> [gasps]
397
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,240
>> You sure have grown up, haven't you?
398
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:40,520
Yeah. Mhm. I guess.
399
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,920
Wow, I I remember when you were just a
400
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,160
pervy little freshman in gym class
401
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,400
trying to look at my shorts.
402
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,040
Yeah.
403
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,960
Well I'm
404
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:52,880
I'm sorry about that.
405
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,880
I actually don't mind.
406
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,520
Oh.
407
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,520
I'm Janine in case you forgot.
408
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,000
I'll see you around, Henry.
409
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,400
Dude.
410
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,320
Go get her.
411
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:18,360
Nope. Oh, really? Oh my god, this is
412
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,040
serious. You really like this Beth girl.
413
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,760
>> on.
414
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:25,080
Slow down.
415
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,080
>> No, it's great. Easy, old-timer.
416
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:45,440
Stop down here.
417
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,440
Yeah.
418
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:52,960
Yeah, I was waiting for Beth.
419
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,920
She never came.
420
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,880
I think that you should
421
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,920
tell me if she's going to be spending a
422
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,240
lot of time here, and then if she is, I
423
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,320
think we should work out some kind of
424
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,160
schedule.
425
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,600
Why do we need a schedule?
426
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,600
She's She's very disruptive.
427
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,480
What the [ __ ] is there to disrupt?
428
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:16,120
This place was like a tomb until you
429
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,120
came home.
430
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:27,360
My god,
431
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:27,360
my mother is driving me crazy.
432
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:33,600
There's luggage Why does she have
433
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:35,120
luggage? I cannot deal with her.
434
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,880
What happened?
435
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:40,040
Can I Can I just stay here? Yeah.
436
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,040
Hm?
437
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,560
Yeah, of course you can.
438
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,080
Hey.
439
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,960
Rise and shine.
440
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:36,360
Or maybe just, you know, sit up and
441
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,360
twinkle. No need to overexert.
442
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,000
I
443
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,720
I don't watch TV.
444
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,600
>> Oh, it is never too late to start.
445
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,960
I would recommend you start with, you
446
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:48,240
know, like a few talk shows, then work
447
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,080
your way up to a good, healthy soap
448
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,800
addiction.
449
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:55,040
Steamed kale, really? This is not
450
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:57,320
depression food. Matthew really needs to
451
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,640
get with the program. Cuz we are Defcon
452
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,240
3, people. Need spring or snack food,
453
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,000
crash meds. I'm going to get some
454
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:07,240
Cheetos. You know why? Today's goal is
455
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,840
to be bloated and brain dead by noon.
456
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,920
I'm serious. I want you like 5 lb
457
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,640
overweight by the time I get home from
458
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,880
work.
459
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,880
Hm?
460
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,360
You know I live here now, right?
461
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,840
Okay.
462
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,960
What was your mom like?
463
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:42,200
Like before.
464
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,200
She made me feel safe.
465
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:47,400
She came to all my games.
466
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,520
She She cut my hair.
467
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,400
Made brownies.
468
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,400
Gave me advice.
469
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:58,360
Girl advice.
470
00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:01,880
Um what girls? You're the only girl I
471
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:04,000
know. And the best girl you know.
472
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,000
Um
473
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,320
I just
474
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,640
I wish that you knew my mom back when
475
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:14,240
she was normal.
476
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,520
Your mom is plenty normal.
477
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:19,000
Okay, being sad doesn't mean you're
478
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:21,040
crazy. Being crazy means you're crazy.
479
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,120
Yeah.
480
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,840
Yeah, what's the difference?
481
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,840
>> No, trust me.
482
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:29,240
Once you've seen crazy,
483
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:31,760
you never forget what it looks like.
484
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,760
Ever.
485
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:37,480
Henry!
486
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,480
Time for work!
487
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,960
Your yard looks like [ __ ] amigo.
488
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,120
Yeah.
489
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,880
Well,
490
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,000
talk to my dad. He used to mow it.
491
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,480
I'm not going to pick up his [ __ ]
492
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,480
slack.
493
00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:36,840
Henry?
494
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,080
Henry.
495
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:47,360
How are you? Oh, I'm fine.
496
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:49,960
Is your uh
497
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,440
Is is your mother still away?
498
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,560
Uh she's home.
499
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,480
Oh.
500
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,240
Okay. Well,
501
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,639
if you need anything, let me know.
502
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,639
Yeah.
503
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,640
Uh you should probably uh take that
504
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,320
joint out of your pocket before it burns
505
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,320
your dick off.
506
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,520
Apparently,
507
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,880
every week on this show,
508
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,960
someone inexplicably comes down with
509
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,320
hypothermia and has to get naked with
510
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,840
their sworn enemy, which they just
511
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,040
happen to have
512
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:37,200
amazing sexual chemistry with,
513
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,200
in order to stay alive.
514
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,280
Oh.
515
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,240
Okay.
516
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,839
I find that rather
517
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,859
convenient.
518
00:35:43,839 --> 00:35:45,859
>> [snorts]
519
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,040
>> So, um
520
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,360
it's my birthday.
521
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,960
It is?
522
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,960
Mhm.
523
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:12,240
I'm sorry, Maddie.
524
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:14,440
I forgot.
525
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:17,000
No, it's just
526
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,640
I was thinking about those birthday hats
527
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,400
that you always used to make me, and I
528
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,880
was thinking about how I never
529
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,680
appreciated them much,
530
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,160
and thought maybe I
531
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,160
could have been a nicer kid.
532
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,120
No.
533
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:38,000
I should have been a better mother.
534
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,600
Hey.
535
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,240
Hey.
536
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,280
Oh my god.
537
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:20,600
Your dad was kind of a hippie when he
538
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,280
was young. Yeah.
539
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:26,280
Yeah, I guess. But that photo of him
540
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:29,320
upstairs, he's all normal and dad-like.
541
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,320
Why do my people [music] do that?
542
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,120
Do what?
543
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:36,760
Change.
544
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,760
Is that his art studio out back?
545
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:41,880
Yeah. Yeah, it was his art studio.
546
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,560
Let's go check it out.
547
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,240
No.
548
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,160
How come?
549
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:48,280
Because I could think of about a
550
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,240
thousand better things to do. Well, like
551
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,400
what?
552
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,840
Ooh, we going to have dinner?
553
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:58,000
I got to get all I can while you could
554
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,000
still stand me. Mhm.
555
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:14,480
I saw some old pictures of you
556
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:16,920
downstairs.
557
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:19,240
You are hiding quite the rack underneath
558
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,720
that shirt. I want to think about
559
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,920
letting the ladies see see sun again
560
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,560
someday.
561
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,560
Even the Bible says not to hide your
562
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:28,200
light under a bushel.
563
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,200
Let him out.
564
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,280
It's Matthew's birthday today.
565
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,320
Really?
566
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:36,600
And I forgot.
567
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:39,360
You had to tell me.
568
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:41,320
Oh, hey, don't don't worry. I You know,
569
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,760
I will bake a cake and light some
570
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,000
candles and sing a tune, all that good
571
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,600
stuff.
572
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,600
How old is he?
573
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,680
He's 25.
574
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,160
Wow.
575
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,720
He does not seem 25.
576
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,720
I know.
577
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:03,000
I'm on it. I got it.
578
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,000
I got it.
579
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,640
She's insane.
580
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,640
I'm so cool.
581
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:20,280
Happy birthday!
582
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,960
Henry's bringing pizza home. Told him to
583
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,240
get veggie for you, so make sure you
584
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,200
come down for dinner. Yes, I will do
585
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,920
that. Oh, hey.
586
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,680
Um
587
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,080
got a girl for you. You can thank me
588
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:33,280
later. She's a vegan, but not opposed to
589
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,880
candles made with animal fat, and she
590
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:38,760
really, really
591
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,760
wants to meet you.
592
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,800
Um I brought some
593
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:47,080
two vegetarians and the meat lovers
594
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,440
deluxe.
595
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,440
Henry?
596
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,560
We met uh
597
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:58,920
I know where we met.
598
00:39:55,560 --> 00:40:03,080
Afraid I didn't make a good impression.
599
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:03,080
I'm sorry about everything. Henry.
600
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,000
Let me talk to him.
601
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,120
>> So, we are enemies now? We are not
602
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,680
anything now.
603
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,160
Look, I didn't believe you, Henry. I
604
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,600
left your mother. You are just too young
605
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,560
to understand.
606
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,360
>> are right. You are right. You didn't do
607
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,320
anything wrong. You are [ __ ] perfect.
608
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:36,160
>> Can we talk about this, please?
609
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,160
You lied to me.
610
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,600
Yes.
611
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:43,600
I'm sorry.
612
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,600
What can I do to fix it?
613
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,160
Hey, uh
614
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,800
Where are you going?
615
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,760
Hey, come here.
616
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:27,600
Wow.
617
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,600
He's a really good artist.
618
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,360
Yeah.
619
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,360
Yeah, he is.
620
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,040
What's wrong?
621
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,720
I saw my dad today with Marian.
622
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:49,040
I used to love to come in here as a kid
623
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,040
and watch him paint.
624
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:06,120
Did you make that?
625
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,120
With my dad.
626
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,760
It's okay to remember the things that
627
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,760
you liked about him.
628
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,920
I don't want to remember.
629
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:51,120
Matthew?
630
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:55,320
Got your birthday cake.
631
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,320
Gluten-free with non-dairy frosting.
632
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:02,760
Happy birthday. Happy happy birthday.
633
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,760
Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Matt.
634
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:07,640
Fine. I'll blow out your candles.
635
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,920
Don't worry.
636
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,920
Made you a really good wish.
637
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,240
Got some pizza.
638
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,880
Did Matthew like his cake?
639
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,720
Okay, seriously?
640
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,200
He's got some issues, and I know it's
641
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,880
not like you don't know.
642
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,920
I just don't understand how he can be
643
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,280
getting his PhD
644
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,960
and not be able to have a conversation
645
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,640
without [ __ ] himself. Shouldn't
646
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,000
Harvard have fixed that by now? He's
647
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,440
been like that since he was a little
648
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,440
boy.
649
00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:00,240
Does your mother know that you're living
650
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,600
here?
651
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,520
Yeah.
652
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:06,160
I still want to live with her.
653
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:08,160
She's a little unstable.
654
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:10,480
And I'm the pillar of sanity. Yeah, but
655
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:12,520
you have your reasons. I mean, she does,
656
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,040
too, but
657
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,720
the guys that she's picked since my dad
658
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:19,520
has left are so freaking foul, it's
659
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,520
Where's your father?
660
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:25,480
Um
661
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:29,040
last I heard Tennessee.
662
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,040
He doesn't exactly keep in touch.
663
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,640
What is that?
664
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,200
That's Henry. He's smashing stuff in his
665
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,280
studio.
666
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,120
Why?
667
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,880
I think he's trying to figure some
668
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,880
things out.
669
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,680
Hey.
670
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:37,160
May I come in?
671
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,160
Yeah.
672
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,240
Brought you some coffee.
673
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,160
Thanks.
674
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:55,840
Are you okay?
675
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,840
I just need to clear my head.
676
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,840
Okay.
677
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,480
Well, I invited over a
678
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,480
potential girlfriend for Matthew for
679
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,640
dinner tonight, so probably going to
680
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,400
need your help in the conversation
681
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,400
department.
682
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,480
I'm just going to stay out here for a
683
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,480
while.
684
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,880
Ugh.
685
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,880
Hey.
686
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:54,160
I was just pruning out the dead limbs.
687
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:57,040
Stimulates growth.
688
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,040
I'm a professional.
689
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:05,240
Do you have a cigarette I can borrow?
690
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,240
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
691
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,960
You can take the whole pack.
692
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,760
Do you have a lighter? Yeah.
693
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,040
Good catch.
694
00:47:28,627 --> 00:47:30,647
>> [cough]
695
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,560
>> It's your first time?
696
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,520
Yeah.
697
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,760
Who are you anyway?
698
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:47,280
I'm Jeff.
699
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,880
Thanks, Jeff.
700
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,880
You're welcome.
701
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,720
Hi. Hi.
702
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,103
Mhm.
703
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:00,040
Oh, I I brought my famous green tea
704
00:47:58,103 --> 00:48:01,080
[music] pudding. Awesome. Hey, why don't
705
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,000
you uh just put it in the kitchen right
706
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,120
over there? I'll go grab Matthew.
707
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,600
I really think you two guys are going to
708
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,600
hit it off. Oh, I hope so.
709
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:18,360
Uh did Beth tell you about our vegan
710
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:21,760
bargain points down at the store? Oh,
711
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:23,400
yeah. Uh 10% of every vegan item goes to
712
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:25,600
Guatemalan orphans who lost their
713
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,680
village due to capitalist rape of their
714
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,200
habitat.
715
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:31,240
Mhm.
716
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:35,200
Did I tell you that Matthew is getting
717
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:38,640
his PhD? Oh, wow. Yeah.
718
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:40,560
It's uh it's chemistry, right, Matthew?
719
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,600
Uh
720
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,120
Yes, chemistry, organic.
721
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:48,200
Carbon and oxygen-based
722
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:50,440
compounds. Uh that is fantastic.
723
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:53,080
You could invent a new fuel and save us
724
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:55,040
all from blood-soaked petroleum.
725
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:57,400
Uh yeah. Yes.
726
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,400
Yes.
727
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:07,480
Uh Matthew, why don't you take Annie to
728
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,480
the farmers market this weekend?
729
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,120
No.
730
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,880
Come on.
731
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,960
It'll be so much fun.
732
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,160
I'd love to go.
733
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,800
You know, I heard that they're getting a
734
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,600
new melon.
735
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,920
Mhm.
736
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:27,000
Excuse me.
737
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,400
I'm going to help you. Just a second.
738
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,840
Matthew?
739
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,360
Hey.
740
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,320
Hey, what's wrong? Why did
741
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,600
I didn't want to meet her.
742
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,560
>> Well, I'm sorry, okay? I I just wanted
743
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,080
you to get out and have a good time with
744
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,240
a nice girl.
745
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,240
No.
746
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:50,800
I'm sorry, he's just a little nervous.
747
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,640
I really think that he likes you.
748
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,320
See?
749
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:56,800
Oh, trust me.
750
00:49:53,320 --> 00:50:00,680
Call you tomorrow? Okay. Awesome.
751
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,680
Thanks for the pudding. Oh, sure.
752
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,560
Matthew, I'm sorry. I I just wanted you
753
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,480
to have a good time.
754
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,960
I really think a girl would make a big
755
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,520
difference in your life. You know, give
756
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,880
you a little confidence.
757
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,440
I know. Okay, why don't you make a list
758
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,080
of all the qualities you're looking for
759
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:25,520
in a girl, and then I could go scout
760
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,520
around for the perfect one.
761
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,320
Or maybe you could just tell me to [ __ ]
762
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:32,400
off.
763
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,400
Yeah, that.
764
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:05,440
It's okay.
765
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,440
It's just me.
766
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:14,160
I'm going to sleep in here tonight so
767
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:16,960
you can get used to being around a girl.
768
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:19,680
Just think of it as therapy.
769
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,680
Okay.
770
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,800
Goodnight.
771
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,440
Jesus, you look like [ __ ]
772
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,880
Get up.
773
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,880
Got to go.
774
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:50,200
What the hell is this? Did you make this
775
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,200
thing?
776
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,600
Yeah.
777
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:59,400
See inside of my head.
778
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,400
You probably shouldn't advertise that.
779
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,200
Hey.
780
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,520
Listen.
781
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,160
I can cover for you for a couple of
782
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,200
days.
783
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,680
Then I'm really going to need you back,
784
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,680
Henry.
785
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,000
Right?
786
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,960
Seriously?
787
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,000
I'm the first girl who's ever been in
788
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,240
your room.
789
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,840
What about at school?
790
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:35,440
I did have a lab partner over a few
791
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:37,440
times freshman year. Okay.
792
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,840
Did you kiss her?
793
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,320
Once.
794
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,920
Then what happened?
795
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,480
Got the feeling I wasn't very good at
796
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,800
it.
797
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,640
Mostly because she told me and then she
798
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,400
dropped the class. What?
799
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,240
She's so rude.
800
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:52,520
>> Henry. Henry.
801
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:54,240
Hey.
802
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:57,200
How are you?
803
00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:00,840
Do we have any waffles? Um yeah. There's
804
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,840
a couple boxes in the freezer.
805
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:14,600
Is there anything else you want
806
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,600
that I can get for you?
807
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,000
Nah, I'm good.
808
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,480
>> Our step-by-step guide to become
809
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:15,360
Married and divorced women are precluded
810
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,360
from taking their vows.
811
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,640
God damn it.
812
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,960
Hey.
813
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,960
Hey.
814
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,480
Are we still together?
815
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,320
May I come in?
816
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:12,640
And he asked about you today. Um why are
817
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:14,080
you
818
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,240
I think once we get you past your first
819
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,800
time,
820
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:19,920
you're going to be fine. I am
821
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:22,960
Why are you doing this?
822
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,960
Because you need me to.
823
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,840
Woah. Woah.
824
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,680
Hi. Oh.
825
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,680
Uh
826
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,200
Do you think that you could go to the
827
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:07,560
store and get me some more beer?
828
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,619
We're out.
829
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,800
Yeah. I mean, um
830
00:57:09,619 --> 00:57:11,480
>> [clears throat]
831
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,160
>> Yes.
832
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:15,680
Yes.
833
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,680
Thanks.
834
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:51,440
>> Hey.
835
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,440
Need another pack?
836
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,280
Here.
837
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,040
Thanks.
838
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,120
I like your robe.
839
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:09,160
Sorry, did you say something? Your robe.
840
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,160
Like it.
841
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,960
Some summer, huh?
842
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:23,720
I suppose.
843
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,720
Hey, you mind if I come up?
844
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,840
Just kind of It's kind of hard to talk
845
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,840
like this.
846
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,120
Mhm.
847
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:37,400
Okay.
848
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,400
Yeah? Okay.
849
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:53,080
I just came up to tell you that
850
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,080
smoking's bad for you.
851
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,920
Huh.
852
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,560
What?
853
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:02,360
It looks exactly like I thought it
854
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,880
would.
855
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,280
That's rare.
856
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,840
When a place lives up to your
857
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,800
imagination.
858
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,920
I'm sorry. I must
859
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,480
a little off. You must think I'm a
860
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,600
little off.
861
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,600
No.
862
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,120
No, I've I've uh
863
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,520
never really been one to make judgments.
864
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:20,840
People are usually
865
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:23,200
too busy making them about me.
866
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:25,240
People drive by this window and
867
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,960
they slow down and
868
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,720
look up like there's going to be
869
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,720
something to see.
870
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,720
Yeah.
871
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,960
Move the bastards.
872
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,640
Actually, I was thinking about like
873
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:37,651
getting a recording of a woman screaming
874
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:39,671
and blasting it out the window.
875
00:59:37,651 --> 00:59:39,671
>> [laughter]
876
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,960
>> Well, let me know. I could hook you up.
877
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,960
I got a pretty decent sound system.
878
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,600
Listen, we could we could
879
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,720
like rig up a dummy.
880
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:54,026
Give it a wig and you could chuck it out
881
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:55,991
the window when the cars go by.
882
00:59:54,026 --> 00:59:58,011
>> [laughter]
883
00:59:55,991 --> 00:59:58,011
[crying]
884
00:59:59,921 --> 01:00:01,941
[snorts]
885
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:08,280
>> Well,
886
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:10,280
I guess I should get going. Thanks for
887
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,440
the cigarettes. Yeah, anytime. Just call
888
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,320
me.
889
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:16,120
Seriously, it's
890
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,880
68 grass. It's easy.
891
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:20,920
Ask the phone company for it specially.
892
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:23,480
Oh, because you do lawns.
893
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,480
That, too.
894
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,080
So,
895
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:36,600
now that you've done it, how do you
896
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:38,440
feel? You like new man today? I think we
897
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,160
might have to do it again.
898
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,560
Just to make sure that
899
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:44,080
I got it right.
900
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,640
Once is a lesson, twice is a
901
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:49,080
relationship.
902
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:49,080
And I'm still in love with Henry.
903
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:54,920
You ready to go with Annie now?
904
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,560
Does she even like me? Of course she
905
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,640
did. She's all into that brainy stuff.
906
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:01,160
When I said PhD, she got
907
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,160
twitchy.
908
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:05,000
I might not even finish my thesis.
909
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:10,480
What's the hold up?
910
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:12,960
If I finish, then I have to graduate.
911
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:14,440
Get a job.
912
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,840
Another point.
913
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,120
In theory.
914
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:20,360
You know, there's not a lot of people
915
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:22,760
out there with a brain quite like yours.
916
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:24,520
So, you know, I'm thinking that God or
917
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:26,360
Buddha or whatever,
918
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,320
they wouldn't have given it to you
919
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:31,320
unless they knew you were going to do
920
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:31,320
something kick-ass with it, right?
921
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,160
Did you sleep then?
922
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,840
I'm not going to lie to you, Henry.
923
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,640
You leaving? Hey, I'm really sorry. I
924
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,760
didn't mean to screw anything up. No,
925
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:03,160
you didn't. You
926
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:06,480
You
927
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:06,480
didn't screw anything up.
928
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,760
>> You mother [ __ ]
929
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,840
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
930
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:36,800
That's enough. [ __ ] [ __ ] Stop it.
931
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:38,360
That's enough, Henry. Stop it, Henry.
932
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,880
Oh my god. Are you all right? Can you
933
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:42,560
stand?
934
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,560
Henry.
935
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:47,440
Oh god, you're bleeding. Go go check on
936
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,440
Henry.
937
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,160
Henry's gone. Can you find him?
938
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:03,160
Yeah.
939
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,160
Yeah, it's going to be okay.
940
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,560
Henry?
941
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,160
Off day?
942
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,080
Yeah.
943
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:27,160
You want another one?
944
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:29,080
I want a lot of things.
945
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:32,280
Yeah. Glad you finally came to your
946
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:35,000
senses. Henry.
947
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:36,200
Buddy, your mom's worried about you.
948
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,920
Let's get you home.
949
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:41,360
What do you know about my mom?
950
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:44,640
Buddy, you've had enough to drink. Let's
951
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,640
You need to get your [ __ ] together.
952
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,680
Stay away from my mother.
953
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,600
Take care of him.
954
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,600
Yeah.
955
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:21,160
>> Henry?
956
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:23,760
Henry. Hey.
957
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,760
You all right?
958
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:37,560
Not really. My girlfriend
959
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,560
and she um
960
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,160
she [ __ ] my brother.
961
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,160
Oh.
962
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,960
Slide over.
963
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,960
Honestly, I
964
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:04,040
I didn't know my brother had a dick
965
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,040
until last night.
966
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,360
>> [snorts]
967
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:15,320
>> I just want to get out of here, man. I'm
968
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,320
sick of this town.
969
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:20,720
Well, that might not be a bad idea.
970
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,720
You got a place to go?
971
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,680
I met this girl that lives out in
972
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,680
Cornwall.
973
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,400
Janine?
974
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:32,280
Yeah, she
975
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:34,240
she said that I could stay with her for
976
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,920
for a while.
977
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,920
What should I do?
978
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,240
You want to know if I think you should
979
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,960
stay or go?
980
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,406
Yeah.
981
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,480
Oh,
982
01:06:43,406 --> 01:06:47,000
>> [sighs]
983
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,000
>> Henry.
984
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:51,080
I think it's time that you lived your
985
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,080
life.
986
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,600
Yeah.
987
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,080
Yeah, I really [snorts] didn't know what
988
01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:01,520
that meant, huh?
989
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,520
You will.
990
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:07,041
>> [music]
991
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:14,640
>> Some kind of
992
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,640
magic
993
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:19,040
happens late at night
994
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:27,480
when the moon smiles down at me
995
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:27,480
and bathes me in its light.
996
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:32,200
I fell asleep beneath you
997
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:35,861
in the tall [music] blades of grass.
998
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:35,861
[singing]
999
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:44,400
When I woke, the world was new.
1000
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,400
I never felt that.
1001
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:51,080
It's a brand new day. [singing]
1002
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:52,181
The sun is shining. It's a brand new
1003
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,160
day.
1004
01:07:52,181 --> 01:07:56,320
>> [singing]
1005
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:57,760
>> For the first time
1006
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,920
in such a [music] long,
1007
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:01,560
long time,
1008
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,560
I know
1009
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:06,000
I'll be okay.
1010
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:16,840
Most kind of stories
1011
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:21,600
save the best part for last.
1012
01:08:21,002 --> 01:08:25,560
>> [music]
1013
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:27,080
>> Most stories have a hero who fights.
1014
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:29,240
You make your past
1015
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,240
the past.
1016
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:33,480
You make your past
1017
01:08:31,319 --> 01:08:33,480
the past.
1018
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:37,440
Hey. Hi, are you? It's a brand new day.
1019
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,920
>> Come on.
1020
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:42,240
The sun is shining. It's a brand new
1021
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,240
day.
1022
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,279
For the first time in
1023
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:49,000
such a long,
1024
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:49,000
long time, I know I'll
1025
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:54,120
I'll be okay.
1026
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:58,839
You think we'll be like them one day?
1027
01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:02,200
What?
1028
01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:05,240
Old?
1029
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,240
You know what I mean.
1030
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:10,319
I like to think that
1031
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:12,880
we could be them someday.
1032
01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:12,880
Old.
1033
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:16,319
Holding hands together.
1034
01:09:41,799 --> 01:09:44,319
Henry.
1035
01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:54,359
Henry, what's the matter?
1036
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,680
Do you like frozen waffles?
1037
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:04,040
Wha- waffles?
1038
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:06,400
Yeah.
1039
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:07,920
Do you like them?
1040
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:10,800
Yeah. Yeah,
1041
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:13,200
they're okay, I guess.
1042
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,200
Why?
1043
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:38,480
Henry.
1044
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,600
I'll tell Mom you're here.
1045
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:43,560
>> no, no, no, hey, don't tell her I'm
1046
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:43,560
here, okay? I I I came to talk to you.
1047
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:46,840
Okay.
1048
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,640
It's It's cold out.
1049
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:58,000
So, where have you been
1050
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:59,120
staying?
1051
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,080
I've been
1052
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:03,360
uh living in Cornwall
1053
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:05,600
with this girl, Janine,
1054
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:08,600
because
1055
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,600
I couldn't live here.
1056
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:13,040
I wish I could change everything.
1057
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:17,400
I never meant to hurt you.
1058
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:20,040
I don't even know how it happened. It
1059
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:21,520
was just like everything my brain said
1060
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:24,280
didn't make any difference to the rest
1061
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:24,280
of my body.
1062
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,440
I'm sorry.
1063
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,920
I'm really sorry.
1064
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:40,640
I'm sorry I broke your nose.
1065
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:46,800
Kind of liked it, actually. Made me look
1066
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,800
badass.
1067
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,960
Nice coat, badass.
1068
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,480
It's not mine.
1069
01:11:54,534 --> 01:11:56,554
>> [sighs]
1070
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:02,400
>> Did um
1071
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:02,400
Did she ever come back?
1072
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,120
Come Come inside.
1073
01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:50,120
>> [snorts]
1074
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:50,120
>> Why didn't you sleep in your bed?
1075
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:55,000
It didn't feel like mine anymore.
1076
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:07,760
I hate to think of you so lost, Henry.
1077
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:16,840
I didn't know what to do.
1078
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,840
When Beth left?
1079
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,840
When you left.
1080
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:27,400
I knew that he was seeing Marian.
1081
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,360
I know.
1082
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,920
How?
1083
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:38,040
Because of that look on your face
1084
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:41,080
when you told me you were going to that
1085
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:41,080
poker tournament.
1086
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:47,360
And I hated him for making you lie.
1087
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:50,440
He promised that he would he would stay
1088
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:52,360
if I kept quiet.
1089
01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:54,920
I should have told you.
1090
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,920
No.
1091
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:58,920
You should have had less selfish
1092
01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:00,240
parents.
1093
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:02,560
If I had made him leave sooner, you
1094
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:05,440
wouldn't have had to lie.
1095
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:05,440
You made him leave?
1096
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:12,320
Kicking him out might have been the only
1097
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:14,920
decent thing I ever did as a mother.
1098
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:16,200
That's not true.
1099
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:19,160
Trust me.
1100
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:19,160
I could have done better.
1101
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:24,400
So.
1102
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:31,280
Tell me what I can do to make it up to
1103
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:32,840
you.
1104
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:34,760
Tell me what I should do for the rest of
1105
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:36,880
my life.
1106
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,880
Oh.
1107
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,800
Can I get back to you on that one?
1108
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:18,080
>> What took you so long?
1109
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,537
>> [laughter]
1110
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:35,000
>> Hey Henry. Hey.
1111
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:36,760
You're selling it?
1112
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,320
Yeah.
1113
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:39,600
Hate to, but
1114
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:42,080
I haven't driven it in years and it's
1115
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:42,840
just time to clean house, you know.
1116
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,760
Hm.
1117
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,160
I remember when you and your brother
1118
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,320
were little you used to
1119
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:49,280
come and sit in the driveway behind the
1120
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:49,280
wheel and pretend driving.
1121
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:54,640
How much?
1122
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:57,120
Is this the car that you peed in?
1123
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:57,120
Yeah.
1124
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:10,240
Nice wheels.
1125
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,680
Yeah.
1126
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:23,960
All right, before you guys get all
1127
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:26,240
weird, just do the math.
1128
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:28,200
5 months.
1129
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,880
Looks like you're the lucky winner,
1130
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:31,160
Henry.
1131
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,880
Guess all those health class lectures
1132
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:35,920
about how pot makes you sterile were a
1133
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,920
load of crap.
1134
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,680
>> Yay.
1135
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:59,200
What are you doing?
1136
01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:01,320
You know, a little bit of a warning.
1137
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:02,800
That would have been nice.
1138
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:05,520
Here's a warning.
1139
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,520
Use a condom.
1140
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:17,000
I'm just going to mess that kid up.
1141
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,840
You know that.
1142
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:27,080
Here's what I think.
1143
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:28,400
You're going to make a wonderful father.
1144
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,920
Why?
1145
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:32,480
Because because I had such a great
1146
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:34,560
example.
1147
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:35,920
You asked me
1148
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,320
what you should do with the rest of your
1149
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,760
life.
1150
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:41,680
And the answer is waiting for you
1151
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,680
downstairs.
1152
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,800
Henry, you got to tell me if you want me
1153
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,120
here.
1154
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:13,280
I mean, just
1155
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:16,720
take out the baby part.
1156
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:18,320
Are you at all happy to see me?
1157
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:20,720
I am.
1158
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,720
Really?
1159
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:33,200
I
1160
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:33,200
I wanted you back ever since you left.
1161
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:38,240
You know, underneath all the
1162
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:40,960
all the being being pissed off and
1163
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,960
everything.
1164
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:46,240
I missed you.
1165
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:48,960
a lot.
1166
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:50,920
And and I want you back.
1167
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,560
I just
1168
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,000
Didn't expect me to show up with your
1169
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:56,800
baby, Emmy?
1170
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,800
Yeah. Yeah.
1171
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:59,480
Whoops.
1172
01:18:58,324 --> 01:19:01,200
>> [laughter]
1173
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:04,120
>> I I wish you didn't make me want to [ __ ]
1174
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,120
myself. I
1175
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:11,040
You know what I figured?
1176
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:17,000
We've got a pretty good blueprint of
1177
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:17,000
what not to do to a kid.
1178
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:21,600
I think that's going to work to the
1179
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:21,600
baby's advantage.
1180
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:35,680
Just
1181
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:37,360
you can promise me that we're not going
1182
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,520
to mess this kid up.
1183
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:42,160
Shoelaces untied.
1184
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:42,160
Promise.
1185
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:47,200
You can't hide.
1186
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:49,520
Okay. So, now what?
1187
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:52,040
Perfect shadow. We're going to have a
1188
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:52,040
baby.
1189
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,080
Find her.
1190
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:59,240
This is the day I make you mine.
1191
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:06,720
Way your lies.
1192
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:12,880
Sometimes
1193
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:12,880
unrecognized.
1194
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:18,320
All the way from east to
1195
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:21,280
I got that one.
1196
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:21,280
Yeah? straight
1197
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:26,680
I'm losing space.
1198
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,680
I just need a minute.
1199
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,880
You are
1200
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,640
the one
1201
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,040
I've been waiting
1202
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:38,240
for.
1203
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:38,240
for today.
1204
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:42,120
And here
1205
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:44,080
comes the sun.
1206
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:46,800
It's been
1207
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:46,800
waiting on
1208
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,240
today.
1209
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:04,000
Hi.
1210
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,280
Hi.
1211
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:08,240
Who is it?
1212
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:08,240
It's your father.
1213
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:20,880
Henry.
1214
01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:22,960
Hey.
1215
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:25,600
How are you?
1216
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:25,600
I'm good.
1217
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,960
You look good.
1218
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:36,560
Where's your mother?
1219
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:54,560
I'll go see.
1220
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,560
What are you doing here?
1221
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:01,760
Aaron left me.
1222
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,200
You're going to be okay.
1223
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:26,880
Wow, what's that?
1224
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:31,240
Wow!
1225
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:39,640
>> What should I do? What is
1226
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:41,480
Oh my god. Okay, uh it's time to go to
1227
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:44,200
the hospital.
1228
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:47,520
You know, YOU SHOULD THANK YOU.
1229
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,520
MATTHEW OKAY.
1230
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,080
Oh yeah, you can do it.
1231
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:56,200
I'm scared.
1232
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,200
Don't be scared.
1233
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:00,680
Women have babies every day. Oh my god.
1234
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:06,560
Wait, let me go first. Let me go first.
1235
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,480
Okay.
1236
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:09,480
We're having a baby.
1237
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,960
What's happening?
1238
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:18,840
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
1239
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:27,040
face of puzzle pieces
1240
01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:36,280
puzzle pieces
1241
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:39,480
that don't fit together
1242
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:47,400
It's your heart.
1243
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:51,320
It's yours.
1244
01:23:51,767 --> 01:23:53,787
>> [music]
1245
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,800
>> And I see you.
1246
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:06,720
And I
1247
01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:07,640
know that you're so young.
1248
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:10,080
And I
1249
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:10,080
chase you.
1250
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:14,400
And I
1251
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:15,400
know that you're so young.
1252
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:17,760
And I
1253
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:17,760
need you.
1254
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:19,640
And I
1255
01:25:19,538 --> 01:25:22,120
>> [music]
1256
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:23,120
>> know that you're so young.
1257
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:25,440
And I
1258
01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,440
get you.
1259
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:30,560
And I
1260
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,560
forget that you're young.
1261
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,600
Can I fall right now?
1262
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:43,360
Can I fall right now?
1263
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:47,280
Can I fall right
1264
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:51,040
Can I fall right
1265
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:53,880
And I
1266
01:25:53,599 --> 01:25:56,160
>> [music]
1267
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:56,160
>> hold you.
1268
01:25:56,640 --> 01:26:00,480
And I
1269
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:01,520
forget that you're young.
1270
01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:03,840
And I
1271
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:03,840
kiss you.
1272
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:06,320
And I
1273
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:08,160
know that
1274
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:09,280
you're so young.
1275
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:11,520
And I
1276
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:11,520
need you.
1277
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:15,840
And I
1278
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:16,840
forget that you're young.
1279
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:19,560
And I
1280
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:21,520
please you.
1281
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:24,280
And I know
1282
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:24,280
that you're so young.
1283
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:42,240
And I
1284
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:42,240
hurt you.
1285
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:46,520
And I
1286
01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:47,680
forget that you're young.
1287
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:50,120
And I
1288
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:50,120
scare you.
1289
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:54,200
And I
1290
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:55,440
forget that you're young.
1291
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:57,720
And I
1292
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,720
leave you.
1293
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:01,880
And I
1294
01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:03,040
know that you're so young.
1295
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:05,320
And I
1296
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,320
miss you.
1297
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,440
And I
1298
01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:09,040
know that you're so
1299
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,760
young.
1300
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:12,920
Can I fall
1301
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:15,200
asleep now?
1302
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:17,960
Can I fall asleep now?
1303
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:20,560
And I know that you're
1304
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:23,200
so young.
1305
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:25,760
Can I fall asleep now?
1306
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,760
And I know that you're young.
1307
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:38,680
And I
1308
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:41,080
forget
1309
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:41,080
that you're young.
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