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This is just so much fun.

I know you had as much fun as I did because it has been a long time

since we have came to this vacation house.

So much fun.

No rules.

All summer.

It's just so awesome.

Whee! I love bouncing on this bed. It takes me back to childhood.

Back whenever you would come here, like, every weekend almost, it felt like.

Hey! Hey, Michael!

Yeah? Come here!

What's up?

Celebration! Isn't this just so fun?

Beach house. Beach vibes.

Summer vibes.

This is the tradition, okay?

This is the ritual.

It is.

Beach house.

Cold beers on the beach. This is what it's all about.

So refreshing and fun.

Hey, sun's out, guns out.

I was going to say buns out. That's what I was doing over there on the shore.

You do have some buns, though. Well, I mean, you do have some guns. I mean, you

kind of always, but like, I don't know, lately, I just feel like they've gotten

even slower.

Like, what have you been doing? I've been drinking a lot of protein.

You know I'm natty.

And by the way, you need to get your tan on.

Yeah, I do.

I mean, buns out, more buns out tomorrow on the, on the floor. You could go, you

could go nude.

Would you ever go nude on the beach? I mean, as long as nobody besides like,

know, us are out there, then. Hey, we could go skinny dipping tonight.

We've never done that.

I know. How the fuck have we never done that? I mean, we were just like.

kids whenever i know vacation here with you know everybody but now isn't it

weird that the family's not here i feel like there's like some adults who's like

lurking in the living room yeah but they're not there it's literally like we

the adults this time we are the i don't want to be an adult Fuck that.

Youth forever.

Youth forever.

Yeah. Wow. Oh, okay. I like this choker. This is like the girliest choker I've

ever seen. Thank you. I just got it the other day. Nice. I like your necklace.

Thank you. Yeah. It's a barbell. That's what I was like. It's not a weight, but

I wasn't sure of the exact name.

Fuck, it's getting hot in this room.

The AC must be broken or some sort of shit. We need to work on that, but it's

okay.

Oh, man.

So much fun.

I know. So many memories right here. Yeah.

Childhood. Mm -hmm.

Wow. Yeah.

So much fun.

Hey, do you remember whenever we would build the fort and, like, play those

little games underneath the fort and just be in the little...

Secret world that we would be in? Mm -hmm. That was so much fun. We should do

again. Yeah, let's fucking... We totally could. Yeah, like, I mean, if you're

down. Why not? No, I'm totally down. As long as you didn't forget how to build

them. Because I... It's been a little while, you know? Yeah. I might need you

kind of show me how we used to do it, because... Let's grab some couch pillows

and we'll set up the old fort. Fuck, I love how you remembered that.

And how you're down, too.

I love all this childhood shit. How come for good? It was like some of the most

just pure forms of my life. Mm -hmm. You know? So much fun. Pure fun. I'm so

carefree. Innocence.

All of that. Carefree. I mean, I'm still pretty carefree, you know. Mm -hmm.

But, yeah.

Little kids not giving a fuck.

Right? Making a fort.

Got the copies.

It's time to fucking party.

We should work on the fort later and, like, I'm going to take a nap right now.

I'll take a nap, too. Yeah? I'm super tired. Yeah. All right.

Maybe we can, like, go out and take some shots or something tonight. A little

turn up. We'll go skinny dipping tonight. Yeah, so we'll go take some

then do skinny dipping.

Nap now.

Yeah. Skinny dip later.

Let's get the beauty rest. That's the fucking plan.

I fucking love this swimsuit on you. Thank you.

I just got it too.

Just for this trip. Can I do this?

Yeah, of course.

Hey, hey, Michael.

Hey, Michael.

Michael.

Michael.

Hey.

Hey, Michael.

Michael.

What are you doing?

Hey.

You cut your hands on my titties.

And your dick's hard.

And you're dry humping me.

Wait, what?

Yeah, what the fuck, man?

Huh? Yeah.

Wait, what'd you say?

I said, your dick's hard, and you were dry humping me, and your hands were on

titty. No fucking way.

I'm dead serious.

I was having a dream. I was having sex.

You were having a sex dream about me?

No, not about you.

Megan Fox.

Well, I mean... Okay, well, that's cool, but I mean... Holy shit, I can't

believe it.

That's crazy.

Well, I mean... I was sleep fucking.

Yeah, well, you were trying. Yeah, you were pretty much sleep fucking me. I

mean... That's so funny.

I mean... I can't believe it.

You know, I mean, I don't really mind.

You know, I mean, Megan Fox is hot.

Don't get me wrong. But, you know, I mean, I could be your Meg, like, your

-in Meg, you know?

Like if you're picking up when I'm putting out, I could close my eyes a

bit. Yeah. I mean, look, we're just debt cousins.

Yeah. That's what I was going to say. It's kind of like, well, I know it's

of weird, but you know, I mean, it's always been pretty hot and you know,

always been so close since we were little, you know? So, I mean, none of

adults are here. We are the adults. That's what I was going to say. Like, we

can't let the, like, Parents find out. Well. Like, if our parents found out,

they'd be totally pissed. Well, they'll totally be pissed, but they're never

going to find out.

It's whatever happens at this vacation home pretty much stays at this vacation

home.

It's always been a rule, you know, so.

Okay. I'm done. Yeah? Yeah. All right.

Well.

Oh, no.

What?

This is so weird.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm touching your pussy.

I know, right? It is a little bit weird, but, you know, I mean... Wait, is your

pussy wet right now?

Yeah. It's been pretty wet since you were dry humping me. Oh, shit.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Put your hand down my pants. Okay.

Grab my cock.

Wow. Oh, wow.

Mm -hmm.

Wow, your dick is so... hard and what the fuck your dick is big like what

this is i've never felt this thing before wow i did not know your cock

was so big yeah do you want to see it yeah let's get these off with you

nice

Your talk is so good.

Thank you. I would have never imagined.

I fucking love choking on your cock Fuck, it's so hot

Why don't you get down on your knees?

Okay.

Fuck, I can't believe my cousin gives such a head.

Right?

I can't stop queefing. Oh, my God.

Mmm.

What? What?

What?

if I'm choking on it.

Do you want to fuck now?

Yeah.

Right here?

Fuck yeah.

Fuck, your dick feels so good in my pussy.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, fuck

yeah. Holy fuck, I

can't believe I'm fucking my cunt right now. I know, this is so crazy.

Oh, shit. I would have never thought we would have ever done this. Your pussy is

so wet. Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Your cock and your pussy is so wet. Mm -hmm, fuck.

This is the best summer vacation ever.

You ready baby?

happens on vacation stays on vacation right cousin well

you made it come so much that was so fucking hot