All language subtitles for Vice Academy xx

You're late!

You think I've got nothing better to do
than sit around and wait all night?

Hey, sorry, Snake.

I just wanted to make sure I wasn't
followed.

Shut up.

Let me see the stuff.

Right.

I see where you're coming from.

Check this out.

Top grade.

I could make a killing on this.

How much more can you get me?

As much as you want, babe.

I've got a new source.

Unlimited.

Don't call me babe.

I told you about that before.

I hate it.

Gotcha.

No problem.

I remember you telling me that before.

What the hell is that?

Are you sure you weren't followed?

I'm positive.

I'll take care of this.

Alright, what do you want?

I'm looking to party.

Yeah, well there's no party here,
so why don't you just beat it?

You better shut that thing off,
will ya?

You want to wake up the whole
neighborhood?

What

kind of business, big boy?

None of your business.

So why don't you just move on?

I said I was looking to party.

Yeah, well it looks like you got an early
start on it.

Why don't you just get back in your car
and take that portable disco with you?

Listen.

I got money with me.

So if you just tell me where I can find a
party, I'll be on my way.

She's got money.

What the hell?

Shut up.

What kind of money are you talking about?

I ain't talking about change for the park
and me.

Yeah, there's a party here.

We just sort of forgot to buy the
streamers.

Screw the streamers.

Show me what you got.

Ooh, I knew you could help me out.

Yeah, I just might let you party with me.

There's just one little thing.

What's that sweetness?

You're busted.

Get your hands up.

Now.

You gotta be kidding.

Good morning, students.

Good morning, Miss Devonshire.

I see we're all here bright and early
today.

Let me just take our roll call and...

Yes, Holly?

I'd like to say that the
drug bust which I took on

single-handedly last night
went off without any flaws.

But we've never studied their setup and
operation.

We don't even know who their main supplier
is.

Well, since my father is
the chief of police, he did

give me all the inside
information that he had uncovered.

He thought that maybe if I
had the case all to myself,

I could pick up some
extra credit in the class.

I've warned you about this before,
Holly.

What if something had gone wrong and your
life would have been in danger?

Daddy had every surrounding block manned
by patrol cars.

If I had let out one little
scream, the entire area

would have been crawling
with black and white police.

And I'd be out of the house in seconds.

Sounds like an expensive operation to
catch one drug dealer.

You know, that's what Daddy said.

But after I talked it over with him,
he didn't seem to mind.

I'll remember that next time I need to ask
him for any expenditures.

Oh, and I do have a full copy of the
report from last night.

Watch where you're going.

Why don't you say it a little louder?

I'm sure there's a few people here that
didn't notice we came in late.

You're late.

See what I mean?

I don't suppose any of you have excuses
for your tardiness?

Class started without us?

I've heard that one before.

And you?

No comment.

You three are going to need to show more
interest in this case.

Showing up late is hardly any way of going
about getting your place on the force.

So most vice arrests take place at night.

How is getting up early
in the morning going to do

any good when all the
lowlife in this city is asleep?

Not all the lowlife.

Vice is a 24 hour a day job.

While you were
sleeping last night, Holly

managed to pull off
an arrest all on her own.

That brings her arrest quota to the
highest of anyone in the classroom.

Big deal.

If I had an entire police
force at my beck and

call, I'd have the
highest arrest quota also.

Dream on.

Just shut up already.

Girls, please.

We have other things at hand today.

Now you all realize that graduation is
just a few weeks away.

And each of you must make ten arrests in
order to get a position on the force.

My father says that my badge and uniform
are already waiting for me.

Well, that's fine for you.

But let's see what everyone else can do
before graduation day comes around.

Now, would anyone like to tell us where we
left off in our last lecture?

Yes, Duane?

We were about to watch
some X-rated videos so

we could study the craft
in which they're made.

No, I'm sorry.

That's not it.

We were about to study how to disarm an
assailant.

Close enough.

Shawnee, Duane, would you come up here,
please?

Now, Duane, you be the assailant.

Take this gun and act threatening.

Your money or your life?

Now, what would you do in your defense?

No, no, no.

That is hard...

Hardly the way to do it.

I'll show you the proper method.

And put your clothes back on.

Man has several pressure points on his
body, one of these being the groin.

A kick to this area will easily make him
release his grip on any object.

Any questions?

Yes.

Do you think that each of us could try
that?

Certainly.

Line up, all of you.

You can each have a chance to practice.

Very good.

Next.

No, not quite.

Go to the end of the line and try again.

We'll do this all day until each of you
gets it right.

Very good.

Yes.

Keep the line moving.

Good girl.

Excellent.

Very good.

Very good.

No, try again.

Very good.

That's it.

Excellent.

Knees up.

Good.

Very good.

Miss Devonshire.

Yes, sir?

I was wondering if you could spare a
moment of my daughter's time.

You know, to make a positive identification
of the dealer she arrested last night.

Certainly.

Line them up, Daddy.

Scum.

Pig.

Bitch.

You're gonna pay.

You were under operation.

I had to wring your neck.

Which one is it, Daddy?

The two on the left.

Maybe I just need a closer look.

Those are the guys, right there.

Hey, after all my hard work?

Don't you worry, Pumpkin.

We'll find them.

Honestly, does she
really think we're ever

gonna chase anybody
over one of these things?

Faster.

This is even stupider than the last one.

It really works for me.

All right, Duane.

One more stunt like that and we'll try the
disarm the assailant trick again.

How does that sound to you?

No, thanks.

Remember, always make your opponents
submit.

And begin.

And begin.

And begin.

Duane, at least make it look convincing.

Much better.

Next.

And begin.

Really, I wish Miss
Devonshire would have given

me a partner who was
somewhat of a challenge.

Look, isn't that your father?

Where?

Now, after you fire the
warning shot, the actual

shot you fire next is
the one that counts.

I prefer to aim for between the eyes.

Really?

Yes, really.

Now, Shawnee, you have six shots here.

Let's see if you can make them count.

And try and keep your clothes on.

Go on.

Keep trying.

Keep trying.

You'll eventually hit a target.

Sorry, mister.

I wonder if she got them between the eyes.

Go on.

You only have one shot left.

Well, at least it's better than last time.

And now, let's continue our studies with
something much safer.

Miss Devonshire, I didn't know you sold
makeup in your spare time.

Hey, I could use some new nail polish.

Silence, you imbeciles.

I'm not selling this makeup.

This is a demonstration of what you may
need when you go undercover.

Really?

I never seem to find a use for it.

Frequently, you may have to pose as
prostitutes.

When undercover.

I'm going to show you how they wear their
makeup so that you can learn.

Dee Dee, Shawnee, come up here,
please.

Miss Devonshire, wouldn't it be more
beneficial to us if you tried it on girls

who weren't so cheap-looking to begin
with?

No, Holly.

That will be enough.

Now, remember, time is everything.

No pimp is going to wait an hour for his
home.

It's time to put on her face.

Dee Dee, I want you to take this stopwatch
and time me.

Now, watch carefully.

Here I go.

Twenty-one seconds.

Now, let's see what she looks like.

Ooh!

Now, Shawnee, let's see if you've learned.

If you've learned
anything, let's see what you

can do for Dee Dee in
the same amount of time.

And begin.

Nineteen seconds, a new record.

Well, let's see what you've done.

Dee Dee, it's you.

I have to finish.

This just goes to prove something
unsuspected for some time.

What's that?

Only a witch could put on makeup this
quickly.

You know, you two really surprised me.

What do you mean?

I thought that I was the
only one in class who

took the time to go out
undercover every night.

I had no idea that we shared the same
interests.

Holly, you might be going out undercover,
but we're just going out to have some fun.

I should have known.

Isn't there anything in life that's
important to you?

Do you just want to have fun all the time?

Give it a rest.

School's out.

No, you just name one important cause you
have ever fought for.

We once petitioned for the legalization
and decriminalization of, uh...

Never mind.

Forget I asked.

You're right, Holly.

We're going to give that some serious
thought.

And when we think of what we can do,
you'll be the first to know.

Well, I'm glad that you see it my way.

I don't understand it, Daddy.

I have been out here for over three hours
and no one has even come up to me.

Keep at it, Pumpkin.

We'll get him.

I

hate to admit it, but Holly might be right
about something for once.

What do you mean?

We have to grow up already.

We can't just waste away the rest of our
lives.

Yes, girls?

We're going undercover to investigate
phony roller derby matches.

Well, I hope those weeks of practice come
in handy.

And we're going to try and shut down a
Mexican donkey shop.

There goes my wee jam.

Miss Devonshire, we heard about a porno
operation that hires underage girls.

We'd like to take a crack at it.

Girls, be serious.

No, we mean it.

I know the location of the company and the
people in charge there.

Very well, then.

I'll give you some equipment you can use
for your cover.

What's that?

It's your cover.

I'll just type your name on this phony
resume and you'll be all set.

There.

Just stick a picture of yourself on the
back.

Thank you, Miss Devonshire.

And remember, in order to make an arrest,
you need to obtain solid evidence.

You need to catch everyone in the act.

Yes, I understand.

There is one other thing you can use.

It looks like a horse purse, but look
inside.

It is a horse purse.

No, no, no.

Look at this.

It looks like a lipstick.

It may look like a lipstick, but watch.

Simulated gunfire.

Now, watch this.

What?

Wow!

What's that?

It's a portable radio.

But combined with these earrings,
it's also a receiver and transmitter.

You can talk into this earring for help
and listen from this one.

Your backup agent can wear the headphones
and come to your aid.

These are very expensive devices.

Just be careful.

Any questions?

Does it come in any other colors?

This is the place.

Thanks for coming along, Duane.

Well, how do I look?

That good, huh?

Remember, this case is important to me.

I'm not just doing it for our quota.

Hey, don't worry.

With this transmitter, we can hear
everything that goes on.

Good luck.

9.30.

9.30.

Can I help you?

Who is that on the street?

You're looking for a new actress?

Great.

Keep it on your back and let's see what
you can do.

Hey, listen.

Any work I do is considered a day's
paycheck.

So, unless you're willing
to start me on payroll

right now, you just better
keep your clothes on.

You're a pro, aren't you?

I'm not just off the bus from Omaha.

This mouse is kidding about the first
part.

Really?

This is great.

Oh, we needed some solid evidence now.

Do you think she should have gone on the
couch with him?

Shh.

I, uh, brought my resume with me.

It'll show you what I do best.

Quite impressive.

Well, I like what I do, and I do it well.

Hmm.

Is there anything you wouldn't consider
doing in a film?

Well...

I don't do any animal acts.

Really?

It says here that you've done quite a few.

In your picture, If I
Could Talk to the Animals,

looks like you made
it with half the zoo.

Uh, well, that was one of my earlier
films.

Animal acts?

Who gave her that resume?

Miss Devonshire gave it to her.

I think she should have read it first.

Uh, I also don't do any S&M.

Are you sure?

According to this, you enjoy it.

You've done everything imaginable in your
picture.

Beat me in St. Louis.

That was a long time ago.

I, uh, I'm looking for a new image now.

Are you sure you want to do a picture like
ours?

I mean, it's only straight sex.

Sounds fine to me.

What about your fans?

What if they don't like your new image?

Chuckie, just in time.

Yeah?

Time for what?

I'd like you to meet
the actress who's

auditioning lead opposite
of you in our next film.

Chuckie Longmeat.

Dee Dee Fluffer.

Hello.

Hello.

Dee Dee might be replacing the actress
that you usually work with.

Oh, I see.

Um, what happened to the other actress?

Uh, we had to get rid of her because she
turned 19.

I never thought she passed 18.

Hey, Chuckie, since you're here,
why don't you read a scene with Dee Dee?

Yeah, how about it?

I don't know.

I've got a full schedule today.

I've got an appointment at my tanning
salon, and in there is my facial.

Why don't you make time?

This thing's only 12 pages long.

Our films aren't about dialogue.

You should know that.

Oh, yeah, right.

All right.

Why don't you go ahead and start reading
from the scene on page three?

Baby, it's been a long, hard day,
and I'm looking for some relief.

It looks like you came to the right place.

Some things were just meant to be.

Brilliant.

You got the part.

Oh, great.

I'll do it for free.

What'd you say?

I said we'll discuss my scene.

9.45.

Yeah, and I gotta get
out of here, unless you

want me to change my
stage name to Lily White.

9.45.

I'll see you on your back.

Congratulations.

You got the part.

I love this job.

I love you.

I wish I knew what slut this résumé
belonged to.

So would I.

It's like a meter.

If you like it now, you're gonna love it
later.

If you like it now, you're gonna love it
later.

If you like it now, you're gonna love it.

How're you doing?

I'm nervous.

I'm nervous.

It's been a while since I've done one of
these.

There's too many people in here.

I think I'm going to go in the next room
and read a few lines by myself.

Where did she go?

She said she was nervous.

She had to go in the next room and do a
few lines.

Understandable.

If you like it now, you're going to love
it later.

If you like it now, you're going to love
it later.

If you like it now, you're going to love
it later.

If you like it now, you're going to love
it later.

If you like it now, you're going to love
it later.

If you like it now, you're going to love
it later.

I found a book that covers all their
illegal operations.

Good.

See if you can lift it without anyone
noticing.

I know, they might look there.

They're waiting for you on set.

Right.

Don't we have enough evidence to take them
yet?

No, not yet.

We have to catch everyone in the act.

Is it, if you like it now, you're going to
love it later?

Or is it, if you like it now, you're going
to love it?

Please, I want you to meet Desiree,
our director.

Pleased to meet you.

Likewise.

Now, you've probably never worked for a
woman director before.

And things might be a little different
than what you're used to.

Sex films used to be about women on their
knees in a cheap show booth.

Well, things aren't like that anymore.

My films tell a story.

All the women choose their sex partners.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Good.

Now take your places.

Oh, and Chucky.

Yeah?

Can you sing?

I'd like you to degrade her as much as
possible.

Okay, everybody, places!

I wish we could make our move already.

You want to hear the latest tape from
Severe Tire Damage?

Severe Tire Damage?

They're my favorite group.

Put it on.

Turn it up!

Woo!

Okay, you two know what to do,
right?

Yeah.

We got it.

Take three.

Scene one, take one.

Action.

I'm a horny stud.

Open up and let me in.

I want to rape you until you split in two.

No, no!

Cut!

Dee Dee, you're supposed to be frightened
of him.

You're not supposed to be so goddamn
anxious you rip the door off the hinges.

Sorry.

Take it from where you left off.

J.

Frog.

Scene one, take two.

Action.

Action.

I said action, Dee Dee.

Didn't you hear me?

Yeah, I just wanted to make sure everybody
else did too.

I forgot something my doctor told me to
do.

Her doctor?

Hey, you never told me she had any medical
problems.

She never told me anything either.

Oh, no.

No, it's about my back.

My doctor said that I should just stay off
my feet.

I mean, on my feet.

Dee Dee, are you having some sort of
trouble today?

She'll be all right.

Won't you?

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

Take it from where you left off.

You shouldn't open the door to strangers.

I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson.

I wish you degraded more.

Some

vice ring might try to crack down on that
operation.

Do you think it might be somebody in here?

Do you think that it might be one of the
crew members?

We've worked with this crew before.

We can trust them.

What about the new actress?

Are you kidding?

I think we're a little late.

A little late?

Wait!

Freeze!

Sorry, we're late.

You lie-twister.

You never had sex with any zoo animals?

Of course not, you fool.

I'm appalled at the way you betrayed me.

You're no sister.

Desiree, as a director, you have a lot to
learn about a woman's needs.

A vice cop?

I feel used and violated.

Shut up, Chucky.

Yeah, well, I faked my orgasm for you.

Shut up.

I might be able to grant you full
immunity.

All right, everybody, outside.

Come on.

You're coming with me.

Dee Dee, there's something I've got to ask
you.

Sure, what is it?

Was it good?

The best.

Oops, I forgot something.

Put your hands up!

Put your hands up!

What are we doing at your place?

You'll see.

Well, what are you going to do to me now?

Time to get back to work?

All right.

C2, take one.

You've got to be kidding.

I'm not kidding.

Oh, Chucky.

C1, take two.

Take three.

Wait, I need some rest.

C2, take one.

Oh, Chucky.

C5.

C6.

C7.

C2.

C3.

C4.

Chucky!

After

today, I bet we're finally going to get
back to work.

We're going to get the kind of respect we
deserve around here.

Oh, don't look now, but here comes Holly.

Good.

She can be the first to hear.

Holly, you know you're not
supposed to come to school

in the clothes your boyfriend
makes you dress up in.

For your information, Dee Dee,
while you were sleeping in this morning,

I was busy breaking up a high school
narcotics operation.

Is that so?

How many arrests did you make?

Ha!

While you were busting
freshmen, we made twice

as many arrests cracking
a porno operation.

A porno operation?

How did you hear about that?

I have my sources, too.

Really?

What sources?

You'll find out.

Just watch and see who's going to be
teacher's pet today.

In fact, here she comes now.

Miss Devonshire, would you like to hear
about the arrest that I made this morning?

I got two high scores.

One for a high school singer
to be dealing drugs, and

another two for writing
obscenities on the bathroom wall.

Later, Holly.

Dee Dee.

I got a report this morning.

It had something on it that was so
unbelievable, I had to hear it from you myself.

What is it?

You infiltrated that porno ring yesterday,
didn't you?

Yes.

Well, here's what I'm having trouble with.

It says that before you
made the arrest, you had

sex with a male lead in
front of the entire crew.

Now, is that true?

Well, yeah.

How could you be so stupid?

Don't you realize we can't put these
people away until we get a conviction?

How is your testimony going
to look in court when it comes

out that you performed a sex
act before you made the arrest?

Well, I don't know.

It's worthless.

We might as well let these people go right
now.

No jury is going to convict them based on
your testimony.

Miss Devonshire, I don't think you can
blame Dee Dee entirely for this.

We're also to blame.

Yeah.

We were late in making the arrest.

She had a choice between blowing her cover
or blowing... Holly, that will be enough.

You three are a disgrace to the entire
academy.

Go on, Dee Dee.

Tell us how you're going to be teacher's
pet today.

Shut up, Holly.

No, go on.

I only had to do a few cheers for my
cover.

What did you have to do?

You're right, Holly.

I should have left the case for you.

You make a much better whore than anyone
in class.

Girls!

Holly, get up!

This is against academy rules!

Watch out for the tires!

Girls!

Girls, break it up!

You trash!

Spoiled brat!

That will be enough!

Dee Dee, Shawnee, Dwayne, I have a special
assignment for you.

You three realize that since
you can't get a conviction on

this case, I can't count it
against your quota of ten arrests.

That's not fair!

We may be arrested.

But since tomorrow is graduation, I'll give
you one last chance to make your quota.

But you have to do it completely by the
book.

There is a prostitution ring working the
inner city.

If you can crack it, make the
arrests and close them down,

you will be allowed to graduate
tomorrow with the others.

That's the deal.

You have 18 hours.

Good luck!

Miss Devonshire, I couldn't help
overhearing.

My father's been working on the inner city
ring for quite some time now.

It's one of the Queen Bee's operations.

Every time he sends an officer out on the
job, they never come back.

He's lost five already.

Yes, I know.

I better let that group in the porno movie
go.

We can't keep them here any longer.

Yes?

Well, speak up!

I heard on the streets that you arrested
some people making a porno movie.

That's true.

I was just about to let them go.

Because of the technicality, though,
we can't get a conviction against them.

It won't be necessary.

I'm willing to testify against them.

This book will back up everything I have
to say against them.

You've got

to get her to say a price before you can
arrest her.

Right.

Muffins and fresh Queen's juice.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

I'll make them any way you like them.

Whatever she's charging you, I'll do it
for $10.

It's hitting below the belt.

You stinkin' piece of trash!

You tripped me!

You'll never win a wheelie.

Save it for the judge.

How'd it go?

Get in there!

Hey, look, here's another one.

Let's see how fast we can bust this one.

Watch

the stars is when I'm on my back.

That's a good position.

Watch out!

Sparkle is a trap!

Hey, keep it to yourself!

You ready to go gaze at some stars?

I couldn't help overhearing them.

I have a telescope.

What

the hell is this?

I've never seen you here before.

That's because when you're good,
you don't spend...

Honey, you must be good,
because you're not gonna

be spending much time
out on the streets either.

No!

There!

This is easier than I thought it would be.

What we need to do is to start picking
them up in quantity.

How do we do that?

We'll just bring

them and make one big arrest.

That's great if we can find them.

We will.

Look, there it is.

A laundromat posing as a front for
prostitution.

Oh, no, they found it!

I think I need a special cover for this.

Hello, girls!

I'm looking to party.

I have a lot of money, yes.

How much are we talking about?

I am looking for a good raise,
yes.

You can have us all for 150 dollars.

Up against the wall!

Spread them!

Hey, what?

Look, here he comes.

We're halfway there.

What about the johns?

Do you have to go to the bathroom?

No, now the laundromat is empty.

Dee Dee and I can take over and arrest
some of their customers.

Yeah, we can make our quota right here.

Get to it.

Yeah.

Oh, shit!

For Christ's sake, stop it!

Hey!

Come on!

Girls, it's okay if you want to struggle
and try to get loose.

I like to watch.

Hurt!

What do we do now?

You look like we mean business.

Oh, I'm just looking for change.

I think you came to the right place.

So, what are you doing?

My laundry.

Oh, aren't you supposed to take off all
your clothes before you wash them?

Sometimes, but I like to use a few things
at once.

Really?

So, what brings you here?

A hot wash, a fast tumble, or something on
the most delicate side?

Gee, I don't know.

What'll this get me?

Ooh, that will get you to wash all my
clothes.

So, can we go in one of the rooms and
back?

Sounds like you've been here before.

I think the back's a little crowded.

Why don't we just do it right here?

Right here?

In front of everybody?

Don't worry.

We'll have privacy.

A laundry bag?

There's plenty of room.

Look!

Now, why don't you just join me?

All right.

Here, you put it in place while I get to
work.

Huh?

Hey, what are you doing?

You're under arrest, bozo.

This...

This is entrapment.

Huh.

Yeah, and it works real well.

I'll check.

..

Oh, there's a bag.

I got another one.

That was fast.

Oh!

Get a tire!

Get a tire!

Oh!

Ah, Duane, help!

Fire!

Help, Duane!

Get her!

Get her!

Cargo, give me the keys to these damn
things!

Let's take them back to our warehouse
around the corner.

We'll take care of them there.

You're tampering with police business!

You can't get away with this.

Come on.

Just shut it off already!

Kelly!

Get out of my way!

Hello?

Oh, Chuckie, we were in the middle of an
arrest and saved them.

Oh yeah, how am I supposed to help?

You left me handcuffed to the bed.

I left you the key under the telephone.

I thought you'd find it by name.

Great.

Thanks a lot.

Now I'll see if I can walk after last
night.

Chuckie, please don't let me down.

They took them to a warehouse near Coanga
and Lankerskum.

Meet me there as soon as you can.

Okay, okay.

Goodbye.

You can yell all you want, because there
ain't nobody around to hear you.

Oh, Chuckie.

I'm so glad you're here.

You know, I don't know why I'm doing this
for you.

There's something I wanted to tell you.

What is it?

Well, this is kind of awkward for me.

Even though I only find you attractive on
a strictly physical level, and I could

never take you home to meet my parents,
I still think I love you.

I sort of feel the same way about you.

I lied to you before.

I didn't fake my orgasm for you.

I kind of figured that one out on my own.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, this way.

The Queen Bee will see you now.

Now just be quiet and wait.

You're the two that thought that you could
crack my crime ring.

But you didn't expect to run up against
the Queen Bee, now did you?

The Queen Bee?

Were you supposed to know you?

The Queen Bee.

The one who runs all the inner-city drug
and prostitution rings.

Don't recognize the name.

I thought you said they were cops.

Well, that's what I thought.

Miss Bee, we're not police officers.

We're students at the Vice Academy.

The Academy?

The Academy?

Well, you're a rookie.

I'm not a rookie.

Your people cost me a thousand dollars.

And I'm going to take it out of your hide.

And from what I can see now, you're about
950 short.

Didn't you realize that our
police force has already sent

out five undercover agents
to pose as hookers in my ring?

We captured all five, and we haven't heard
from them since.

What happened to them?

Well, we sent them overseas.

We sold them into white slavery.

They don't bother me anymore.

And soon you will join them.

Very soon.

What about me?

What about you?

Oh, we have a special assignment for you.

We need someone to watch over all of those
girls.

That's something I think you could do
quite well.

Watch a group of girls?

That doesn't sound so bad.

I might even enjoy it.

I doubt that.

Because first, we're going to castrate
you.

Dream all you want.

No one can help you now.

You can't capture that entire group.

You might as well call the police now
before we get caught also.

You heard what she'd do to us.

There are some things a man won't
sacrifice, no matter what.

Chuckie, it's no time to talk about major
surgery.

I have a plan.

A plan, right.

I still have a few tricks left up my
sleeve.

Just trust me.

Okay.

Now, I want you to make
a tape recording of you

sounding like a police
officer arresting everybody.

Now, go on.

Try it.

This is the police chief.

You're all under arrest.

No, no, no!

Make it sound more convincing.

Use the voice that you use in your movies.

This is the police chief.

You're all under arrest.

Put your hands in the air.

You have the right to remain silent.

Don't move or we'll shoot.

We have the building surrounded.

Anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.

Don't try to escape.

We're sending for backup.

We're sending for backup units.

That was great.

Where'd you learn to say all that?

Oh, I've been arrested a few times.

Hurry.

We've got to get back to where we were
before the tape starts.

Oh, get those shipping crates over here,
will you?

And don't forget to punch
some holes in them this

time so they don't
suffocate like the last group.

This is the police chief.

You're all under arrest.

What the hell is that?

It's a trick, Queen Bee.

Yeah, pack these two up.

Put your hands in the air.

Don't move or we'll shoot.

It is a trick.

They wouldn't shoot with two hostages.

This is no time to fix your makeup.

Shh.

Oh, my God.

I forgot.

They're broken.

They'll shoot at any time.

This place is a honeycomb of mazes.

They'll never catch us.

Follow me.

Don't try to escape.

We're sending you back up unit.

What's he doing here?

He was the only one I could call to help
us.

What's he done so far?

Don't move or we'll shoot.

Good work.

Hurry.

We have to get them before they find their
way out.

I thought we were going to do everything
by the book.

We are.

I'm just using a different book.

Follow me.

It's you.

On the salon.

I'm your biggest fan.

You can have it for free.

Do you like it kinky?

Does the queen bee sleep on her back?

Now, wait here while we catch the others.

It's

been a quarter to see one of your films.

Oh, never mind.

It was just a brief infatuation.

Come on, come on, come on.

When that girl took
off her blouse, it had an

effect on me like I've
never experienced before.

Oh, really?

Well, we'll have to discuss it.

Later.

This must be the way out.

What's this?

It's after seven in the morning.

Hurry.

We're going to...

Hurry.

Hurry.

Congratulations on your commencement.

Graduating the Vice Academy is an honor
that only we can bestow upon you.

Soon you will be working hand in hand as
proud members of the police force,

cleaning up our
streets of all the sleaze,

slime, and filth that
make our academy strong.

And now, Police Chief Wells would like to
say a few words.

Thank you very much for those very kind
words, Miss Devonshire.

You said them just the way I had them
written.

Oh!

Oh...

I'm especially proud of my...

Mr. Tremblay, you were not us!

How dare you interrupt my father's speech?

Shut up!

He'll want to see this.

I don't think you're going to get away
with it.

You're not going to get away with it.

Mom's not going to street before you know
it.

I don't believe it.

The queen bee.

My own police force hasn't been able to
bring her in.

Yes, I know.

We got them to confess
to where they had all of

their agents that they'd
previously captured.

This is the greatest sting operation I've
ever seen.

Better than anything my own police
officers have ever done.

Better than anything my own daughter is
capable of.

Daddy, how could you?

Oh, but Pumpkin...
Don't touch me.

Just leave me alone.

Aha!

Just as I thought.

What?

There are only nine people in the van.

Their quota was ten and they failed to
meet it.

But you know as well as I that they can't
be allowed to graduate.

But surely you could make an exception in
this case.

The queen bee should count on you.

Not double.

Literally.

We do things by the book around here.

The requirement was ten and they failed to
meet it.

I'm afraid she's right.

The requirement is ten.

I'm very sorry.

You forgot to count me.

It is ten.

Chuckie, what are you doing?

Be quiet.

I owe you one.

Why aren't you in the back with the rest
of them?

They let me sit in front on account of
good behavior.

Oh.

Chuckie, how can I ever repay you?

Post my bail.

It looks like you three are graduating.

Please reconsider.

Fitz one can't even keep her clothes on.

This is the most arrest
we've had at one time

since we booked that
group in the porno movie.

We were the one that brought in that
group.

But since Miss Devonshire
said that we couldn't

convict them, it wouldn't
count against our quota.

What are you talking about?

We had a witness come in here yesterday.

We've got a conviction that's good enough
to put the whole group away for some time.

What?

Oh, didn't I mention that?

Hi, you guys.

Sherry!

Hi, Sherry!

We have good news.

We're graduating!

Yeah!

I have good news, too.

My exercise video just went platinum.

Yeah!

Oh, dear.

Get out of town.

Yeah.

Oh, let me see now.

Our arrest quota is actually 20.

That's the highest in the Academy's
history.

Do you know what that means?

How

does it feel watching us graduate when
there's nothing you can do about it?

Let's hear it for our valedictorian!

Is there really money in making exercise
videos?

Are you kidding?

At this rate, I'll be able to retire at
18.

Hmm.

Pump it up with Chucky Long.

It's got a nice ring to it.

Colonel Stebenshire, we have a trip to
make downtown.

I'm sure your three prized pupils will
work very well side by side with you.

You don't mean it.

Of course I do.

I think their best place on the force will
be working right alongside you.

Shut up back there!

I mean, sure.

They'll make great partners.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous.