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I'm hip and lying, I know you're jiving.

I understand, I understand it.

Walk pretty for the people, I try to get all you can.

Walk pretty for the people, if you want your man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, gone, gone.

So that's Eddie's wife.

She's not at all like he described her to me.

I try to get all you can, all you can.

Walk pretty for the people.

You know what that is?

The American actress who almost got the prime minister into a pistol duel over her.

If you want your man.

That's the wrong chord.

That's right.

I'll show you the right chord, damn it.

Give me that.

All right, everybody, stick them up.

That's right, folks.

Seriously, stick them.

That's a natural fact.

Get it.

All right, come on, come on.

Get it over with.

Come on.

Come on.

Steal from the rich.

Keep it.

That's my motto.

Watch the ring.

Wallets, everything.

Take, here, that's it.

Watch.

Hey, stop.

Watch, get it going.

Hey, are these people for real or what?

Watch.

This ain't a nice place for a girl like you.

How about this?

Let's do this.

Come on.

Don't leave her alone.

Come on, boys!

All right, everybody!

Down on the floor!

Get down on the floor!

Hey!

Hey!

What do you want me for?

I'm gonna rape you.

What the hell do you think I want?

Oh, baloney.

I don't believe it.

Besides, you can't rape me.

I like sex.

Oh, all right.

Okay, you're a hostage.

How do you like that?

I love it!

Oh, baby, you really got some class, man.

Somebody's gonna pay a lot of pesos to get you back in the family.

Where are we going?

Do your bandits hide away or something?

Bandit?

What the hell do you mean, bandit?

I ain't no bandit.

I'm a revolutionary.

Christ, I know who you are.

You're that crazy chick who's been shacking up with half the government.

Now, wait a minute.

Christ, I can't get a dime for you.

Man, they'd pay me to get rid of you.

You ain't nothing.

You're nothing but plain, purple...

poison.

Baby, this is where me and you gonna part company.

Tell them I went the other way, will you?

We've

captured the female accomplice.

What do you think you're bloody doing, you idiot?

Shut up.

You're under arrest.

You put us in a difficult position, Miss Rich.

Of course.

You understand that this is only an informal summary proceeding.

We have to make some temporary arrangements.

These things take time to arrange.

I demand to contact the American Council.

Of course.

You may write a letter.

However, your behavior here has already embarrassed your government.

I wouldn't expect a very enthusiastic response if I were you.

I want a lawyer.

I've already told you, this is your lawyer, Miss Rich.

Believe me, Miss Rich, I have your own interests at heart.

As your lawyer, I advise you that it's best to let matters quiet down a bit.

Yes.

It will take time.

These things always take time.

You two, get out.

This way, this way.

This way, this way.

Okay, girls.

Line up there.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

You, out.

There will be no special favors for anyone.

The main rules here are no fighting.

And no fornication with anyone of any kind, ever.

Now, I want you to see something.

You see?

They know who you are.

And they will always be able to find you, no matter how fast or how far you may run.

Jeez, Django, where have you been?

Huh?

I said, uh, where have you been?

Who?

I've been to the goddamn Father's Brasserie, you dumb shithead.

Baby.

Oh, baby.

Blossom, honey.

You philandering, fornicating bastard.

You went off with that skinny honky for two

days, and gonna come back here and call me honey?

Now, wait a minute, Blossom, honey.

I told you I was gonna cut it off if you try to pull that shit on me.

Inhead cock-rod.

Come on.

Come on, chai bass.

How's he know...

Your ass is mine, woman.

.

I'm sorry, baby, but I figure you need to cool off.

Oh!

Hooray!

Django, baby.

Baby.

What a man, that Django.

What a woman, that Blossom.

If only we had more like her.

What a revolution we could have, then.

Yeah, yeah, what an army we could raise.

We only have a lot of women.

Hey, that's a good idea.

Let's steal some.

What?

Women.

Let's steal some women for the revolution.

How many do you think we should have?

A hundred, two hundred.

Great.

Great man.

Splendid.

Now, from where?

What?

Where are we going to find... two hundred women we can steal, eh?

Oh.

There must be some place.

Don't play coy with me, Tootsie.

You don't have anything I'd be interested in anyway.

Hi there, Rocko.

You big stud.

What's up?

Nothing's up for you, Bull Jones.

Solve your own problems.

Oh, come on now, Rocko.

Doesn't this do a little thing for you?

Not even a little tickle down there?

Oh, thank you very much.

Well, what's this?

I was just leaving.

What's she afraid of?

Leprosy.

Leprosy, obviously.

All right, ladies.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Never mind the crotch booties.

They have to eat, too.

What's your hurry, Rocko?

Your boyfriends will wait for you.

But Dean is envy.

You.

Come on, you two stupid.

Get up and wash the bugs out of it like everybody else.

Come on.

Wash your toes.

All right, girls.

Step briskly.

We have a few new guests tonight.

I want to show hospitality and respect to them.

Clean up those rooms.

Pick up them bugs.

I don't want them in my toes.

Come on.

Come on.

We're moving along.

A little faster.

Oh, go play with yourself.

I'd love to later.

Thank you.

Oh.

My, you smell nice.

Oh.

I'm sure Mickey will love you.

Ah, yes.

Come along, girls.

A little faster.

Come along.

Let's go do your thing.

Sweet.

Number 18.

I think you'll like it.

Firm bed.

Nice mattress.

The bug's on the right.

Ring me.

Room service.

Thank you.

If you need me.

That one is yours.

We have a new pig, boys and girls.

Ah, knock it off, Jones.

Can't you see the chick's got class?

What does a hoe like you know about class?

She's got no class.

She's just another hoe, too.

Welcome to cottage number two.

We start work at four o'clock in the morning.

You ready?

That'll be the day.

Suppose I don't.

You get your ass kicked in.

Don't worry about it.

I'm going to be out of here in a day or two.

Yeah?

Who's going to spring you?

Your friend the prime minister?

You mean she really knows the prime minister?

I don't know if you know her.

I know this.

But around here among us honest thieves and murderers, a

political prisoner is about the lowest dirty scum you can be.

Come on, come on, Carla.

Tell us what she had to do with the prime minister.

She was bawling.

Wait a minute.

She's all right, then.

If that makes her a hoe, she's okay.

No, that's not the same thing.

Not with the prime minister.

Look.

Whether you're bawling some clapped-up dude in the back room of a bar,

a king shitting imperial palace baby, it's still hoeing.

She's okay.

Unless she did it for fun.

Then she's not a whore.

She's political.

Fun with that fat creep.

How about it, pig?

Did you like it?

Or not?

I always like it.

Don't you?

Hey, my things are gone.

All right.

Which one of you bitches took my things?

You must have lost them somewhere, honey.

Nobody in here would ever steal anything that didn't belong to them.

Oh.

Well, I'm gonna call the guard in and see what he has to say about that.

You know, you've got a very pretty face.

Well, forget it, honey.

You're not my type.

I'm only trying to tell you, if you call the

guard, it's not gonna be so pretty anymore.

Oh, is that a threat?

It's a fact.

Honest.

I'm only trying to help you.

You two, get a move on.

Joe!

Keep it straight.

Go down before he gets in line.

Come on.

Come on.

All right.

Straighten these lines up.

Straighter.

All right.

What is this big birdcage?

That's what we call the mill out there.

That big machine that presses the sugar out of the cane.

The warden Zappa is nuts about it.

He had the whole thing built from his own plan.

And he keeps adding to it, making it bigger and bigger.

The ones who work in the birdcage are the ones

who didn't keep up their quotas in the fields.

Or girls who make trouble.

Like fighting or stealing something.

That's because people get hurt sometimes in the big birdcage.

Especially informers get hurt.

Maybe even killed.

Like I was saying, informers always get found out.

All right, you girls.

Off to work we go.

All right.

Look at our little Miss Fancy.

You look like you were born with a coconut in your mouth.

I learn fast.

Almost anything.

Oh, very good.

We'll see in the long years to come.

You're lucky.

She likes you.

So what?

At first I thought you were going to be in for a lot of trouble around here.

But I can tell.

You're smarter than anybody.

You know how to get on the good side of people.

Look, I don't need any friends.

And I don't want any enemies.

All I want is to get out of this place.

I heard about you and your letters.

I want to tell you something.

Your letters aren't going to do you a damn bit of good.

I don't believe you.

I haven't even had a trial.

Somebody'll get me out of here.

Plenty of us said the same thing.

You see.

You there.

Up the stairs.

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Place her in the mud house.

At once.

It's horrible.

Not for anything.

Hey, Karen.

You're a big dummy.

Why don't you get in there with the rest of them where you belong?

There.

It ain't gonna be jamming anymore now.

Ah, Blossom, honey, you're a genius with them things.

Ah, it just takes a lady's touch.

Gunga den.

Fetch me a new jug, man.

This one's warming up on me something fierce.

All right, G.

Yep, Blossom, honey.

You stick with me and one of these days you're

gonna be the first lady of this here republic.

You bet your long goody I am.

And with you.

Then I am.

I'm gonna kick a few asses, too.

I'll show them society bags how to throw a real presidential bash.

Nice.

Just as soon as we have that revolution you've been promising me.

Say, when are we gonna have that revolution anyway?

Pretty soon.

Pretty soon.

Tomorrow the revolution, tonight we feast.

That's my motto, baby.

No shit.

Hey, gimme that.

Hey, so what's happening?

Me and the boys have been talking about the revolution and things like that.

Yeah?

Yeah, like how to sort of really get it all started, you know.

Well, the way they got the French Revolution started.

What?

The French Revolution, you know, in France.

Oh, yeah, that one, right.

They started by storming the Bastille.

They did?

Yeah, I guess they did.

And that's what we wanted to do.

Do you have any Bastille in particular in mind?

Oh, as a matter of fact, we got one all picked out.

It's all full of women.

Hundreds of them.

Think of it, man.

What a blow for freedom.

Liberate all those young pretty girls.

How you figuring I'm going about that?

We gotta get somebody.

Or they insane.

Hey, Stud.

Looking for anybody?

Special?

Sure.

Chan.

Prisoner Chan.

There she is over there.

Ah, there you are.

Why you looking so dirty?

You've got to get all cleaned up.

Oh, please.

Not again.

Take somebody else with you.

Who are you kidding, cutie pie?

Come along now.

What's going on?

The warden feels like having a little company.

Well, it's good to know there's at least one

man around here who's naturally inclined.

Don't get your hopes up.

Lin Shang is the only one he's ever inclined with.

Why not?

She's a good-looking dish.

You like chop suey.

Oh, you must be pretty thirsty.

Yes.

But you know, I think I'm better now.

I've stopped hearing those voices.

Almost.

But the others, they're insane.

I don't want to be in here anymore.

Listen, I'll see if I can get you out of here.

I'll talk to the warden, okay?

Oh, please.

I'll be all right now.

I promise.

Look, Rena, you just hold on, okay?

Okay.

Is she coming yet?

He's still got his red light on.

You have nothing else to report?

No.

There's nothing more.

I swear it.

Well, I see.

Then listen to this.

Mommy, I miss you very much.

Every night I cry and cry.

When are you coming back?

No.

Not now.

That's enough.

Perhaps next time, if you bring me more important information

than news of petty thefts of alcohol from the infirmary.

Well, we mustn't have anyone suspecting you.

Not even the guards.

These women have ways of learning things from the guards.

Down, boy.

We're not going anywhere.

We're just looking.

Well, girls, get out your cups.

Gina's going home tomorrow, and she's got a little surprise for us.

Give me that stuff.

Uh, let me get in here.

Oh, Chateau Green Liver.

19, not 12.

Guaranteed to make you feel like orangutan in heat.

Wah!

Zoom!

Just about now, cocktail hour.

Step up, girls.

Belly up to the bar, girls.

Belly up to the bar.

Here, have that cup.

Thank you.

Where did that come from?

She works in the infirmary.

Wait a minute.

That ain't from them jars with the guts in them again, is it?

No.

This time is a good stop.

Honest.

Hmm.

What happens if they find out that she took it?

Then she don't go home tomorrow.

Or for a long time after that, either.

Hey.

Hey, here she comes.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, big girl.

It's for your protection, you know.

The hell it is.

It's for my protection.

From that big sex maniac.

Over there.

Can't you make her shut up?

Make her shut up.

Shut up!

We know all about you.

You're getting ready to get yourself in some real trouble.

Somebody else here is in real trouble, too.

Gina.

No.

No!

Come on, baby.

It's solitary for you and the birdcage in the morning.

No!

No!

No!

I didn't do it.

Leave me alone.

Let me go!

No!

No!

No!

How was it, Lynn?

Was it good?

Huh?

Leave me alone.

Please!

Come on, Lynn.

Tell us about it.

Yeah, we want to hear.

You owe it to us.

Hey, lay off of her.

Can't you see that she's obviously shook up over it?

There she goes.

Damn it!

She has no right not to tell us!

She's the only one around here that ever

gets any and she won't even tell us about it.

Well, it's criminal!

Doesn't anybody even know a new dirty joke?

Of course, some people around here don't need talk.

You can tell what they're thinking just to look at them.

Now you take this big dyke here.

You can tell by the way she looks at me exactly what she's thinking.

And it ain't nice.

You can tell how she'd love to put those big horny hands on my skin.

Press that big ugly body down on top of me.

Hey, wait a minute!

Hey, let go of me!

Jesus!

Hey, let go of me!

Let go of me!

Don't help me, you little bitch!

I'm gonna get you!

I sure hope

all of this works like you said it would.

If it doesn't, just...

fake it.

Well, baby, this is it.

Good luck.

Remember, this is for the revolution.

That

was very good, boys.

Very good.

Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor today needs no introduction.

Your friend and mine, Governor Carlos Rodriguez.

Up yours, pig.

Aw, shucks.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You'll be all right.

You'll be all right now, Rita.

Yes, I'm well now.

I promise.

Sure you are.

I told that to the warden, and he let you out.

And you know what else?

You're going to a party.

What?

Some government people are coming to inspect the camp,

and some of the girls have been chosen to meet them.

Now, this is our chance to get some help.

Don't you see?

Oh, yes.

If we can only talk to someone.

We will.

But first, we've got to get you cleaned up.

The warden wants to see you looking pretty.

Oh, yes.

Of course.

We are an almost completely self-contained community, supplying

all of our own needs by the honest labor of our own hands.

I want you all to notice the beneficial effect on these young women of good,

clean work.

And if you should come away from this visit with a restored faith in the human

qualities I have stressed... Come on, Sapa.

Let's meet the girls.

Well, yes, yes.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Senator.

Mr. Secretary.

Oh,

I see you found your things.

Sure did.

I really need something to wear right now.

Good.

I wish I could go.

Just for a chance to talk to some real men.

Aren't you going?

No.

I'm considered a real troublemaker at the moment.

Well, I'll talk to them for you.

For all of us.

I'll tell them what it's really like in this place.

And when I get out of here, I'll see that

something's done about the rest of you, too.

Yeah?

Do you really think you can?

Sure.

I've got some pretty big friends.

All I need is just to talk to somebody from the outside.

Just for a few minutes.

Just to get a message out.

I don't think those fellas come here for conversation, honey.

They come here for cooching.

Shut up about that.

I can't stand to think about it.

If only I could get laid by a real man once in a while.

I think I could stand it.

Don't worry.

I'll steer you through this.

I don't know how to handle these creeps.

This is just my bunch of bananas.

Good God.

Do you see what I see?

You're right.

That's her.

What the devil is she doing here?

That fool of a warden.

We've got to get her out of here before she talks to anybody.

This is a friend of mine, Rena.

I think you might be interested in talking to her.

Excuse me.

Miss Rich.

Someone has asked to speak to you privately for a moment.

You see already.

I told you I'd pull in our place.

We'll be out of here like that.

Just get her out of here.

Keep her quiet.

Will do, warden.

And remember, if anybody messes up my bed, I get clean sheets tonight.

Yes, yes.

Just get going.

Please let me talk.

Back, boy.

Back.

Mark.

That ought to shut you up.

Oh, I'm going to get you.

What a bitch.

I'm going to get out of here, too.

One way or another.

You.

Get away from there.

No one is to come near here anymore.

Come on.

Get back to work.

Work.

Work.

Work.

I have no right to work.

I've accumulated enough laxity in this company.

From now on, there will be iron-fisted discipline here.

And for those who refuse to bear their share...

Punishment.

Punishment!

This

woman is dead, too.

What does that fool-zapper think he's trying to do?

Hand it off.

I won't give a shit.

You have to let me into your room.

I've been sent here by mistake.

I need to make a telephone call.

Get a message out.

If you don't received it,美 שנ Ahmed Give us a kiss.

How?

Kiss?

What?

Telephone?

Here.

Come on.

Here is the phone.

Nothing like that ever happens to me.

As you see, this will be the punishment for anyone who attempts to escape from here.

Take this lesson to heart.

From now on, your workloads will be increased.

There will be no recreation.

No malingering.

There will be discipline in this camp.

All right.

All right, girls.

That's all the entertainment for today.

Back to work.

Back to work!

Hey, sister.

What she done?

Tried to bust out.

Yeah?

Got a lot of guts, huh?

Nah, just didn't know any better.

There's no way out of here.

There ain't, huh?

No.

So the best thing that you can do is make the time pass just as easy as you can and

take up with someone here that has some pull with men.

Can you dig it?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Well...

I put a lot of weight here.

You understand what I mean?

And I needs me a new flunky to wash my clothes, hang him up in the dormitory, drop.

..

Nigga, who do you think you are?

You ain't bigger than a minute.

And if you don't keep your black ass out of my way, I'm gonna get in your eye hard.

Stay away from the new prisoners, Mickey.

You, no talking, huh?

Hey, hey, hey.

Pay attention here, all you dumb trash.

Which one of you dykes thinks she runs this place?

Who are you?

My name's Blossom, but that don't mean shit.

All you have to know is that now I run this place.

Any other questions?

Yeah.

Where do you want to be buried, nigga?

And it's Miss Nigga to you.

Okay?

Okay.

That was easy to settle.

Try that on me, pig.

Oh!

Oh, ho, ho!

Okay!

Okay, break!

What's going on here?

What's the matter?

Nothing.

I've got a bellyache.

All right.

You've seen enough.

Make up your minds right now which side you're gonna be on.

Whee!

I mean right now!

No!

It's gonna be yee!

Ah, shit.

We've had enough.

You win.

So far, so good.

You're gonna get it from me when we get back to camp, you'll see.

Say, old buddy, I think it's time for me to take a shave.

Stop

it.

Well, I think it's time for me to get my beard done.

Oh, boy.

And you know who's gonna get the beard?

Why?

Because I'm a man of my word.

I've got a piece of chalk on my head.

You know how to get a shave, right?

You know what I mean.

Big shoes.

Fourteen and a half?

D.

Can I buy you a drink, friend?

That would be ever so nice.

It's no use to lie to me.

I know of the trouble that you've caused here.

And you may be sure that you will be made to pay for it.

Unless...

Unless you give me information regarding the whereabouts of your friend Django.

I don't know any Django.

You have been identified.

We know.

Lying will only cause you to suffer.

Now, where is Django?

I told you I don't know any Django.

Don't you think I'd tell you before I left?

This fat pansy slapped me around.

Probably you enjoy it.

But you do know.

And you will tell me.

This is just a warm-up exercise, smart mouth.

I told you I don't know nothing.

I don't know this Django.

Smarts, doesn't it?

Do you want some more?

Huh?

Huh?

What happened?

Suicide attempt.

Threw herself on a husking knife.

Another one.

What is happening here?

Warden Zappa is double the quotas.

What?

He is losing his mind.

Oh, let me die.

I'm alive.

Bronco.

The warden wants to see you.

Well, well, well.

What have we here?

A new man around the house, Moreno.

My friend.

Sam Smith.

Samuel S.

Smith.

So nice to meet you.

Welcome indeed.

The more the merrier, I always say.

Samuel S., huh?

S for savage.

Rock has gotten rather silly in his old age, I'm afraid.

Why, you bitch.

I'm only 29.

Ha!

Well, come and meet the boss.

Uh, warden, this is a fellow I met down in the village.

His name is Smith.

That's right, Sam Smith.

He's all right in my book, warden Zappa.

We need a new man around here.

I am looking for employment, Mr. Warden.

Why here, especially?

So far from ordinary society.

Well, seems I'm not too well suited for ordinary society.

I can't imagine why.

It's true.

I can use another man, especially right now.

All right.

But I must be able to count on your loyalty.

Fear not, warden Zappa.

He's one of us already.

It's done, then.

You can start now and help Rocco take a prisoner to the infirmary.

She's unconscious, so you will have to be careful with her.

This way.

Are you awake, sweetie?

This is our new playmate, named Smith.

We're going to take you to the infirmary now.

That's right, sweetie.

Sam Smith.

Hello.

What happened to you?

Are you all right?

I'm terrible.

But not for long.

Not for long?

What do you mean?

I'm checking my black ass out, babe.

Well, fancy meeting you in a place like this.

Do I know you from somewhere?

You should.

You and your boyfriend got me in here.

Oh, yeah.

Now I remember.

You looked a lot better then.

Thanks a lot.

All right.

So you know.

You're gonna blow the whistle on us.

You know one reason why I shouldn't?

Yeah.

That wouldn't get you out of here.

You got any idea what would?

Maybe.

If you're up to it.

Try me.

This time I'm gonna get that little chick and

I'm gonna kick her ass all the way to China.

Stop it!

Stop it!

What are you doing, Terry?

Stop her!

Hold her!

I can't hold her!

She's all slippery!

Stop her!

My God!

She's all covered with chicken fat!

Buster!

Come on!

You're not working hard enough!

Come on, girls.

Keep moving.

Let's shake a leg here.

Turn that wheel faster!

Come on, you!

Faster!

Quick!

Fools!

Idiots!

You've ruined the mail!

It's cool.

She's an old friend.

Remember?

Oh, yeah.

Hi!

Hi.

Listen, I gotta make this fast first, lady.

Just tell me when.

Tonight.

Just before dawn.

Ace and the boys are gonna be waiting for us across the river.

Now, you think you can arrange a little riot about that town?

Hell, yeah.

I'll run this place.

Oh, yeah?

Christ, you wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get into this place.

Bye!

So you've broken the machine!

You must repair the damage!

We shall require a person small enough to crawl between the gears, and another

strong enough to support the weight over her.

It will be dangerous.

You will be responsible for her safety.

Nonsense.

He's perfectly all right.

I'll get you out of here.

Help me!

Help me!

You better go outside!

Hold it!

You

think you're gonna get anywhere this way?

Half of you won't get ten steps before you get a boat full of lead.

Some of us will.

That's enough.

You're out your fucking head.

It's better than going on like this.

Bullshit!

You'll just make it worse.

Anyway, I don't have to argue about it.

I'm just telling you to back off.

Now!

Warden, it is not safe for you to be out here without armed guards anymore.

Yes.

We'll need more armed men.

Many more.

Rocco, go and call for an army detachment.

I want them here tonight.

Warden, tonight?

You're too far away.

Tell them to hurry, then!

Lock the prisoners up for the night.

Now, Moreno!

Yes, sir.

Yes.

All right.

Everyone back to your cottages.

Come on, all of you girls.

I want to speak to the warden, please.

No.

Everyone back to your cottages.

You too.

Now move!

Come on.

Hurry up.

That's right, you silly bitches.

Back to your cottages.

It's tonight.

Pass the word.

It's tonight.

Pass the word.

Lights out, girls, in ten minutes.

Where are the others?

All prisoners still alive, sir.

Okay, sleeping uglies.

If a frog comes in and kisses you, don't open your eyes.

It's the girl across the aisle.

Speak for yourself, Sergei.

Please, Rocco.

I'm sick.

I want to go to the infirmary.

Take two aspirins and go to bed.

If you don't feel better in the morning, call me.

.

It came up awfully sudden, didn't it?

I just think she lost her nerve.

I just think we better keep an eye on her.

Got you.

All right, you chippies.

Now, I don't know just when this party's gonna start, but when it does,

anybody who tries to back out...

is gonna get their ass kicked in that hole with Karen and Mickey.

Don't worry.

We have all we can stand.

Yeah, that's right.

That's it.

Now, let's be sure we're good and ready.

Oh, damn.

The little bitch got blood on my trousers.

Looks like jism with a kidney condition.

Please, you've got to let me speak to the warden.

It's important.

Nonsense.

The girl you're ill.

No, I'm not.

Please call him.

I have some information for him.

Information?

What kind of information?

I can only tell the warden.

I'm afraid that's impossible right now.

All right, I'll tell you.

But you must go to the warden right away.

You can sleep in my room, Sam.

I...

Say, how would you fellas like to have some very special

coconut wine a good friend of mine brewed up in his own still?

I thought that might loosen things up a bit.

Good idea.

Darn.

Why does he always have to call at a time like this?

Don't get lost, I says.

Remember, I saw him first.

Gosh, I thought he'd never leave.

Let's have a drink in my room where we won't

have any of these free rollers coming around.

Huh.

Why, that'd be just swell, brown eyes.

Yeah, right on.

Yeah, that's it.

Shh.

Not so much noise.

Yeah, that's good.

That's good.

Make sure it stays on.

Now, that wouldn't dent a fly's ass.

Yes.

Make it sharper.

Now, this is the way to get a party started.

What a man.

I'm sure the troops will be here tonight, but you cannot expect them this soon.

Well, well.

See if you can get the base on the telephone.

You should learn to relax more, Warden Zappa.

Getting agitated is bad for your heart.

I am not agitated!

Don't you have work to do in the infirmary?

Seems to be dead, sir.

Idiot!

Let me have it!

The line's been cut.

Well, I wanted to talk to you, but you wouldn't listen.

Think I shall mention this incident in my report.

Just a moment!

You know something about all this?

What is it?

Rocco, go and fetch your friend Smith.

Well...

He hit me.

Down here.

Oh, I'm sick.

Sam?

Sam, baby!

What are you... Hi, Rocco, honey.

I was just getting some of the good stuff for the party.

Puta da!

Gee whiz!

I know where to put a bullet, so you're gonna bleed inside, all slow and painful.

And I will if you make the slightest little squeak.

Get the tape.

Okay, hard ass up!

You know what to do?

Yeah, I guess I can figure that out.

Move it.

Nice doggie.

Easy doggie.

It's okay, girls.

It's Django.

Oh, you're looking good, girls.

You're looking good.

This here's a hostage.

You can... you can use it.

You can do whatever you want with him.

Just so long as you keep him quiet.

Uh-oh.

Excuse me, girls.

Coming through.

All right, kiddies, gather around.

It's Christmas morning.

Here you go, honey.

There's one for you.

Here.

And take this.

Thanks, baby.

Sorry, honey.

You're gonna have to gift wrap this one yourself.

Ooh, Norwell!

Used to work on the big bird cage.

Don't leave me alone with them, my friend.

I'm busy.

Kill and burn, girls.

Kill and burn.

Say, I have an idea.

I'm afraid this is just gonna have to wait.

It'll be all the better then.

Uh-huh.

I got a present for you.

My baby.

Okay, girls, we gonna kick some ass tonight.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah.

Warden!

Warden Zappa!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Well, you're finally gonna get to use that thing for what it's made for.

No.

I can't.

Not like this.

Oh, yes, you can.

Come on, boy.

Up, boy.

Up.

I'll get it up.

No.

Hey, hey, hey.

Me first.

I'm next.

It won't last.

It'll last or you'll lose it.

You shut the bastard up.

I'll shut him up.

Tell me what you're up to or I'll... All right, all right.

It's Django, the bandit.

The new guard Smith is Django.

Idiot.

Find him.

He can be far.

Yes, sir.

.

.

Guards!

Over here!

Quick!

You!

Turn on the floodlights!

Quick!

Search the grounds!

I want you to find this new man Smith right now!

Bring him to me!

Come on!

Faster!

Shit!

So, Django I presume, eh?

Aye!

You win!

I give up!

I know when I'm licked!

My goose is cooked!

And so is yours, you faggoty-ass son of a...

Jesus, I've never had one like that before.

And the game's on!

Let go!

Whoa!

You

little mangy maggot!

Which

way did that Django go?

I don't know, but they're meeting their friends at the river.

Well, let's get moving.

That way.

Come on.

Reena...

Reena...

Reena... Reena...

Reena... Reena... You mother fucking goddammit!

Get away from me!

Get away from me!

Get away from me!

Ah, shit!

Django, no!

I'm sorry, honey.

Don't forget...

You showed society trash.

How a real first lady...

throws her first.

Oh, no.

We

can cross the river at the top of the falls.

It's shallow.

Listen.

The dogs!

They're getting closer, fast.

It's gonna be harder with her.

You know the rules about informers.

We don't have to follow the rules anymore.

We're out now.

The dogs!

Let's go!

Quickly!

Please!

This way.

My leg!

It's busted, dammit!

The dogs will catch us.

Leave her here.

You stay right where you are.

We'll make a splint and we'll carry you.

You'll be all right now.

We're crossing water.

I'm the odd man out this trip.

But you can make it.

Hurry!

You're crazy.

Give me that.

If you don't go now, you're gonna be dead anyway.

I'd be doing you a big favor if I shot you.

You just leave the thing with me.

We'll be over there.

Then tie our friend to that tree.

The dogs will come for her, see?

And I can get a good shot at her before they get at her.

Promise me you'll let them take her alive.

It'll be better for you that way.

I promise.

We'll be back.

Sure.

Sure.

Get yourself a good lay for me, will you?

Sure.

Shoot!

Shoot!

You've got to.

Look, we can get out now if you just keep going.

Keep going?

Where?

There's no place to go!

Look!

Well, I guess that's it.

Hey!

We're friends.

We're friends of Django!

Old Manuel there is a good man.

You'll see to it that you get to Hong Kong all right.

Uh, only for a little while.

I'll be back.

Then we'll see.

I can twist these comic opera politicians right around my little fingers.

Uh, just a second.

They haven't heard the last of Terry Rich in this country.

Have they found out about Blossom and Chanko yet?

Not yet.

But they're up there, somewhere in the

mountains, fornicating, making up for lost time.

They'll turn up one day, and...

Viva la revolución!