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What a game. I'm so proud of myself, honey. You did pretty good yourself.

Those tennis lessons are really paying off. I'll tell you. You're three, baby.

Watch the tennis balls. Watch them. Watch them.

All right. Wow.

Oh,

this is home.

Who were those people?

There are new neighbors, I presume.

And I don't get it.

The leasing company told me that the people moving next door were bankers.

Blood bankers.

I bet they're good for two pints a week, huh?

That really burns me up.

Don't they screen tenants here anymore?

They gave us a third degree when we moved in here.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Whoa.

Hey, what is it?

Our AT &T stock just shot up by 12 points.

Ooh.

I've got to see our broker as soon as possible.

Do you realize the profit we just made?

Oh, Chuck. My skin tingles all over when you talk about Dow Jones and

investments and all that stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Don't be so sarcastic, Sonia.

We just made enough money to keep you in breathe the next two years.

I'll get it, honey.

Uh,

hello? Hey!

You must be Chuck Rollins.

Uh, yeah, I am. Yeah, I'm Jake Barnett.

Your new neighbor. I can use your help, buddy. Wait, sir, wait. I have my wife.

Jake, sir.

Please, no, come on. Sir. Hello, Jack.

I'm so strange to see you in a tall black hat. It's nothing personal, but I

don't know... Yeah.

Oh, Chuck, my batteries are dead, and the worst part of it is I'm seconds away

from a wonderful orgasm. A wonderful orgasm.

Would you be a dear and slide your head between my thighs and finish the job?

Oh, Jack.

As if it wouldn't be too much of a bother.

I love you, power broker type. Never at a loss for words.

Yeah, look, I really appreciate the offer, and you both are a very charming

interracial couple. But I'm a very happily married man, so if you'll all

excuse me.

We'll excuse you, Joe. Help us.

There's a pussy stinging me in the face here.

Oh, Chuck, who is it?

Ava, lady.

Oh, what did you tell her?

I told her Ava wasn't good enough for my wife.

Come here, Chuck.

You smell different.

Are you wearing the cologne I bought you?

You know what they say about big heads.

But we already know.

That feels good.

So much bigger.

The better the stuff... I mean...

Oh Chuck, you seem so different tonight.

I'm going to pretend like you're a big black guy.

You're going to do anything you want to me, okay?

You don't even sound like one.

Stop right now, okay Chuck?

Slap me.

Slap.

Carter, I was bad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah,

baby.

Project the Ballet Association will sell season tickets this year.

Oh, well, my projections are anywhere near accurate.

I would expect we could sell 5 ,000, maybe more.

Wow. 5 ,000.

Imagine.

When I started this downtown ballet association, we were lucky we could sell

enough tickets to fill a pop tent.

Now we have dear Sonia heading up the drive.

Oh, and 5... 5 ,000 ballet enthusiasts will enjoy the wonder of Swan Lake,

Giselle, Romeo and Juliet.

I'm really glad that you're satisfied with the members, Marshall.

Satisfied?

By my dear... I am absolutely enchanted.

I don't know how you and Chuck managed to do it.

You had the PTA, numerous charitable drives.

Local politics.

I plan to sell even more next year.

Oh, and she's so modest, too.

Excuse me.

Of course.

I'm pleased.

Oh, no. Babs, out of my house. Get out now.

In a second, Sonia. I just want to ask your guest a question.

Who are you, miss?

I'm Babs. Babs Burnett. Out!

I'm an old friend of Sonia and Choco's.

Well, Miss Burnett, you obviously are not welcome. So would you be so kind as

leave the premises at once?

In a sec, Mr. Three -Piece Suit Man. I just want to ask your wife a question.

I was curious, lady. Have you ever examined another girl's bush?

Come along, miss.

I will show you to the door.

Come on. This way. Here you go.

Here.

Please. My dear.

Please.

Marshal.

Marshal.

No. Stop.

Yes. Oh, no. Not to me. No.

Oh, my wife never gets this.

Oh,

no. What are you doing?

What are you doing to me?

Oh, she's so good.

So good.

It's almost your turn. Be patient. Come on.

One more.

One more.

One more.

Oh, yes,

baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh, Marsha.

Oh,

Jack.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

If you're going to fuck in my bed, you're going to fuck me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, sure, yes.

Now, wait. I've got to get undressed.

I'll get you some help.

Are you going to take off this?

I've got to get some water.

That's enough water.

Yes, take it with you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Oops.

What?

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

You're such a cunt, so deep inside of me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Question number one is, where is my wife?

Question number two is, what are you doing in my home?

Deeds and shots. Thank you. Have a martini. Thank you.

Who gave you permission to drink my liquor?

Oh, speaking of liquor, I took the privilege of ordering up a case. A gin.

The best.

You know, by the way, I found your credit card in the bedroom.

Chucky.

Disappointed.

Only green.

What's wrong, baby? Couldn't qualify for gold?

You bastard!

You think you can just walk in and take my credit card?

Nice shot.

Thank you. You're welcome. Where's Sonia? My wife.

Sonia. Where is she? Oh.

Don't worry about it. Her and Babs were out doing the town.

Raising a little help.

Never know what happens when them two get together.

For them to get together.

I know for a fact that Sonia wouldn't be caught dead with Babs.

Hey, Chuck.

That's my wife you're insulting now.

But you're lucky.

I love you like a large brother.

Uh... What's that?

Oh, that's just a little something.

Go ahead, open it up.

You hit my foot.

Oh, so I open it up just like that? Yeah, just open it up.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

You're a little overdressed, aren't you?

Yeah. What is your name?

Oh, for me?

Ah! This is the worst present.

Ah.

I love you.

God, you suck a mean dick.

Yeah, put your tongue back in.

Yeah, put your tongue back in.

Watch a little of this.

Yeah.

Do some of that.

Do you want some of this, honey?

Mmm, doesn't that look good?

Thank you for sucking.

Oh, yeah.

I like your penis.

End to end, side to side.

Here we go.

do happen.

After five years of marriage and your nose isn't stuck in the financial page.

My, my.

What are we going to do? We should throw a party.

Hey, wake up, boy.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't hear a word you were saying.

Sonia, can you repeat yourself?

It wasn't important.

Look, where were you yesterday?

The doorbell rings and you're gone for ten hours.

Where the hell were you? You had me worried sick.

Uh, yeah, uh, well, you know, I went to answer the door, and there was that

crazy neighbor of ours next door.

Jake? How did you know his name?

Um, I saw his name on the directory when I went to get the paper.

Oh. Well, so, anyway, he asked me to help him move in his furniture, and then

insisted on buying me a drink.

Well, you could have at least told me.

Yeah, uh, I, uh, would have, but I figured I'd be back before you get out

bathtub. You know, those marathon bath sessions you take.

You're always in there for at least an hour.

And so one drink led to another. He kept buying me more rounds, and I didn't

want to call you half -crocked.

Look, I got tired of worrying, so I went to bed early.

I was really exhausted after that workout.

You haven't worked out at the spa in over a week.

Um, I did some leg exercises on the bedroom floor.

Yeah.

Huh.

Well, did you meet his wife?

Yeah, just for a minute.

That's all. A minute.

I'll get it.

Hello.

Hi, Chuck.

This is a little old band.

What are the possibilities of you and I continuing where we left off last night?

I don't think that would be a very good idea.

I'm going to go to the trust.

Right now I'm lying on my bed, my perfect ass waving in the air,

my pussy exposed to the cool air, and Jake is sliding his

wonderful tongue in and out of my moist openings.

The average woman, like your lovely Sonia, would find Jake's touch beyond

satisfaction.

Almost otherworldly.

But the truth is, as you know, Chuck, I'm not an ordinary woman.

I'm an exceptional woman with exceptional needs.

I need you, Chuck.

You got me sweating.

You're a sweet asshole, baby.

Got me still wet.

Does that sound good, Chuck?

Yeah. Does that sound good, Chuck?

Would you like to have your dick sucked?

Chuck,

would you like to find out how my ass feels?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, nice long strokes, yeah.

Oh, yeah, Chucky, nice long strokes.

You hear that, Chuck? She loves to suck dicks.

I especially want to suck yours.

Ooh, yeah. You hear that, Chucky?

I want to suck your gut, baby. Ooh, yeah. I want to suck your gut, baby.

Oh, while I put my finger in your ass. Mm -hmm. Tight ass.

You hear that, Chuck? You want to fuck her right in her ass.

Mm -hmm. Ooh, she loves it.

Oh, yeah.

Stand by, Chuck. Don't go away.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you hear that dick sliding in and out there, sweet pussy Chucky?

My dick inside you, don't you?

Feels good, baby. I can feel that big dick inside me.

Oh, yeah, baby.

That's why they call me Jake the Snake. Yeah.

This is the best

Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

I'm not lying.

It's bad.

No, I wouldn't think of it. It's bad.

Oh, I'm not bad.

Watch your teeth.

You wouldn't think I'd do anything

mean to me, would you?

You aren't playing your way. You're bad. You are bad.

Oh, listen to this, Chuck. It's called Briarlight Express.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Oh,

oh.

Wait a minute, Chuck. You'll be missing out.

Oh.

There you go.

You ready, honey?

Is this our mix?

Time for our nuptial agreement. Come here, honey.

Oh, that's fine to know.

Oh, back up, honey. Stand there.

Look at the greatest dance.

Stick with old bads, and before long, you'll be hitting tens.

Oh, isn't she cute?

Please, Chuckie boy, have a good day.

Important bit, Chuckie.

I'm disappointed.

What's wrong, Chuckie? Isn't American good enough for you? I'm a veteran.

Honey, he's drinking my beer.

Oh, come on, Sonia. Let's go.

Chuck's got to get ready for work.

in your business.

Do I detect a sense of hostility in your voice, Chucky? Oh, no.

Chucky, you better be good. I won't let you see bads anymore.

Let's go, baby.

Oh, now, let's invite him to dinner, at least.

Y 'all come over for dinner.

I've got a latex night. It'll look gorgeous on you, girl.

He's taking my beer.

He forgot his fucking toy.

I think we created a monster. Ha, make that monster.

What

is

it?

I'll do it. Let me, let me.

It was in our mailbox, and it says here,

Dear tenants, it has come to our attention that a pair of intruders broke

the building and maintained residence in a vacant unit for the past 24 hours.

Jake and Babs. Jake and Babs.

Wow. We regret if anyone was disturbed by their presence.

Nobody. No, no. The authorities apprehended the couple and booked them

morning. Oh, man.

Thank you, the management.

You're welcome. You know, those two wackos brought out something in me I

thought I had.

Really? Honey, I found it a few times under the covers in the past year or

They were a nice bunch.

Hmm.

Well, I'm going to miss them.

You know something? I am too.

Oh, who could that be?

It's a cute little wiggle when you walk.

Hey, Chuck, did you order a case of gin?

He really did it, that son of a bitch.

How's my credit card pay for that?

Then we can have a party and buy it with some people. A case of gin.

I'll hardly even drink.

They're in jail.

Oh, what a world.