All language subtitles for A.J. Wentworth B.A Ep. 36 - Problems, Problems (1080p) starring Arthur Lowe, Harry Andrews

For I'm in true angels,

Me to risk when good and lost,

In the worthy end of

Thou must have a glorious

Though the sound of glorious

Sucks!

Sucks!

Put his hucks up, boy!

Oh, yes, sir!

Sorry, sir!

Oh!

Oh!

Is that him?

What do you think you're doing with Brooke?

Sorry, Me to you!

Sir, I should think indeed.

It's Mr. Wentworth's, Me to you.

Your sharp, your...

Mr. Wentworth?

Keep it, Wentworth, keep it.

Oh, good morning, how about it?

No, no, right.

Boy, with the socks on, she said, I...

The healthy body!

The healthy mind!

Yes.

Thanks, sir.

It wouldn't be something to do with you.

To do?

Boy, it's running backwards.

Just look at these.

No, thank you.

And as for boys running backwards,

if I tell the boy to pull these socks up,

whether he goes forward,

backwards or not at all,

is entirely his decision,

or even sideways.

Since socks have come up...

Down.

Down.

As it happens, I was looking for you.

What is the point of my laying out

clean socks for the boys on Sunday morning?

If you decide to take them on their nature walk

in the afternoon,

through every plowed-fielding mum,

Mr.

The boys' socks have got nothing to do with me.

As long as they're up.

They have a great deal to do with me.

I am a Bachelor of Arts, not socks.

I have to lay them up.

You are a Bachelor of Socks.

My job is here to teach you mathematics.

And how about you run my department properly

without the full cooperation from the teacher staff?

Now, I do have a class waiting method.

I'm sure it'll excuse me.

Well, I don't expect this.

Thank you very much.

The state there's boys' people in this world

who are prettier to err.

Yes, I know it was worse than boys' work.

You know it makes my workier harder.

You have no consideration for others.

Don't at all think it'll think it'll be worse.

I'm prettier to err.

Yes, I know it.

Oh, we start with the problem.

Two matrons are approaching each other.

At...

Two trains are approaching each other.

At the relatives' fees of...

Oh, please continue, Mr. Wendell.

Er...

Which, er, what?

And who?

Yes, very good, very good, Mr. Wendell.

Anyone else?

How?

When?

And why?

Excellent. Well, thank you for all your help, Mr. Wendell.

Thank you.

We're all in your text.

Mr. Rawlinson.

B-Quiet.

B-Quiet.

The use of quammer is the birdie.

It is the nurse, the absolute maxima.

I...

...bram cellaromy...

And...

Oh, hey, oh, hey.

We begin with a problem.

No!

Stop learning.

Now...

A train leaves Edinburgh for Glasgow at 3.30.

It reaches its...

What is it?

Yes, Richard, you don't even know the problem yet.

I do, sir.

Oh, do you indeed?

Yes, sir. In a way, sir.

Oh, my purpose.

You show the rest of us the way in that case.

No, sir.

It's only at the half past three leaves

then we've got a quarter past now.

Does it?

And is that with the slightest importance?

Only if you're trying to catch it.

You'll catch it in a minute, Adkins.

You're trying to be funny?

Adkins?

Good Lord, no, sir.

It's a summer timetable, sir.

They put the Glasgow train 15 minutes on

to connect with the 640...

Richard Leibbens in Edinburgh, sir.

I'll take his life, sir.

He's nuts on Bradshaw.

No, thank you, old Hora, sister.

That's a toss, sir.

I warned you, Mason.

But for the purposes of the problem,

we can't get to us to be kind enough to undertake.

It is immaterial with the Etheridge that is in Edinburgh

or factored on seed.

No, I mean, nuts about Bradshaw.

Odd wave.

Thanks.

I don't give a brass farling.

If he says that the harp us three train leaves a breakfast home.

He wouldn't say that, sir.

Don't you see you stupid little nanny goes, indeed?

Whatever Bradshaw says is no concern of ours.

I'm trying to sit a sum.

Not a range of Sunday outing on the Clyde.

No, sir.

What?

That's right, sir.

Thank you.

She doesn't run all Sunday, sir.

I see.

She doesn't run on Sundays.

Well, it's very useful to know.

And if you've all made a note of that vital piece of information,

perhaps we can get on.

She doesn't run on Sundays, indeed.

Next thing we know, we should be having a seppelist

asking for a non-smoker.

Oh, good gracious me.

What's the matter now, boy?

Mason homesick, sir.

What?

His father's a non-smoker, sir.

A great, con-on smile, Mr. Sanders.

Oh.

Here, Mason, I don't have to wipe his eyes on there.

And for heaven's sake, they just get on.

I will not have any more of these idiotic interruptions.

Now, I train these, Edinburgh.

I am not interrupting, am I?

Ah!

Anything we can do for you, Mr. Gilbert?

Are you all right for chalk?

What?

Yeah, as far as I know it.

Yes, yes, thank you.

Oh, good, because I've run out.

Oh.

I'm not sure if you'd better have a piece of mine.

Mm.

You can spare this.

Oh, quite easily, yes, thank you.

Providing its return this afternoon.

Yes, of course.

I quite understand that.

I may have used some of it.

LAUGHTER

It's not loving.

I said stop laughing, several of us.

I've never known such boys for laughing at nothing.

Something I want you to be in, Blum, and just fill it in, of course.

But our town's room, we can have a jolly with a glass together.

No harm done.

But this idiotic giggling at nothing, what is it, Hopka?

Oh, we think you ought to tell Maitre and Sir.

Be quiet, Maitre.

Maitre, what is it you think you ought to tell Maitre?

Look, Sir, Saf is be wiping his snitch on my brother's sock, Sir.

Snitch?

Yes, Sir, on my brother's sock, Sir.

Yes, Sir, his sis on the name tape, Sir.

Hop good one, Sir, on the name tape.

And Saf is be wiping his snitch.

You're lying!

Yes, Sir!

All right, all right.

Sound is be quiet in this room.

I've heard quite enough about socks and snitches and such, like...

This may be a very good moment to inform you that I am instituting a new plan of punishment,

which will dispense with lines.

Hey, why did I stop talking?

Instead, against your name in the classroom...

No, not fair, Sir.

I've done my lines, Sir.

Take 50 lines, Ecken.

Didn't I withdraw it?

Against your name on the classroom...

Oh, the same, Sir.

Will you shut up, Ecken?

Against your name is on the class list.

I shall put a cross for combatants, inattention...

Writing lines in class.

Writing lines interrupting in class.

Up at two.

One cross.

No, Sir.

Yes, Sir.

Yes.

And anybody who has three crosses at the end of any period will be very severely dealt with.

How?

How?

Well, we only get one cross at a time. What's ever we do?

Oh, no, no, no, no. No, I shall award two crosses, for instance, for asking silly questions.

Finish, two crosses.

It's not fair, Sir. I didn't know it would be done.

Anybody want a third, Cross?

I'm all in this class. Be very, very careful.

Right.

A train needs Edinburgh for Glasgow. What time, Etheridge?

Three, thirty, sir.

Thank you.

Three, thirty.

Mrs. Carter.

Edmond.

Oh.

Haven't you brought Johnny?

Johnny?

Well, I'm very pleased to have met you, Mrs. Carter.

Thank you so much, Mr. Horace.

You're welcome.

Say thank you, Johnny.

I'm afraid he's rather a shy little boy.

We should make all the lances for that, shall we?

Oh, indeed, we shall have Master Edmond.

On your way back, would you kindly ask, let me see you.

Mrs. Carter has seen Gilbert, Matron, Scombs, yourself.

Er, ask Mr. Wentworth to look in, would you, please?

Yes, certainly, Mr. Horace.

Yes, certainly, Ed Master.

Then I think you'd have met all my staff, who will be looking after little Johnny, providing, of course, you do send him here.

We have a very happy environment here, I'm glad to say.

Essential to the well-being of the boys.

Well, I've been very impressed by what I've seen so far, Mr. Scombs.

Good, good. Good.

Good.

A plus B into A minus B equals A squared minus B squared.

I think that's perfectly clear to everyone.

Yes, even to you, Mason.

I don't see any sense in it, sir.

Mrs. algebra, Mason.

I didn't think it was scripture.

Yeah.

Take two crosses for impure terms.

Oh, sorry, I said it didn't make sense.

I see.

So you see no sense.

In taking away the brackets from A plus B and A minus B, in order that the equation shall not apply out into A squared minus B squared.

Really?

No, sir, because yesterday we started with A squared minus B squared and spent hours getting it to A plus B times A minus B.

And I was starting with A plus B times A minus B and got it back to A squared minus B squared.

I mean, that doesn't seem any end to it, sir.

Yes, yes, Mason.

No, no, sir.

When it's A squared minus B squared, we have to slave away until it's A plus B times A minus B.

And it's still not satisfied, sir.

And we have to get it back.

Well, you can't get on with your word.

And we have to get it back to A squared minus B squared against, sir.

Couldn't we jolly while make up our minds, which is best in leering it back?

Good old mate!

Yes!

That is a little bit back to you, Dana.

Miss.

Miss.

Miss.

I have told you.

May I have a word?

Silence!

Mr. Allers to the country of the day of teaching?

Oh, really?

Can I see you're outside for a moment?

Not the sound, do you understand?

Really, Rawlinson.

There's nothing you couldn't have said in 2003, we have a perfect understanding.

Yes, so I hear.

I just thought you wouldn't wish them to hear you getting an urgent summons from the squid he sent me for you.

Oh, really, Rawlinson.

I thought you and Gilbert had exhausted my comic possible that is a breakdown.

Still, that was a good try.

No, no, he wants to see you.

Couldn't do better, Rawlinson.

I think he's just seen Nathan.

Nathan?

Oh, no, no, kid.

There's a way to make sure I wanted to see him about her.

Thank you, Rawlinson.

I see.

You wouldn't get a look after three days for a few minutes, would you?

Oh, thank you very much.

There are no removing brackets.

Oh, is that what you call it?

Yes.

It's not one of your history periods, you know.

40 minutes sleep with the plantagellates.

Oh, the sound of glory and, oh, the sound of glory and...

Oh, the sound of glory and, oh, the sound of glory and...

Oh, oh.

I'm feeling okay.

Yes!

If this is the business about my dirty socks headmaster,

although I assume my name is...

Mrs. Carter...

It was she who said that, you see.

As a matter of fact, the socks were the boys.

Dirty socks were the ones who were the ones who weren't concerned with me.

Me at all.

And I was perfectly prepared to leave and let them at a rest of that.

But no.

You're a servant, madame.

No.

Me to must come to you, tittle tettly old.

Mr. Wentworth is our mathematics master.

Secretary of the United States, I am here to teach mathematics.

I'm attracted with those of you who put that down.

Well, really?

Well, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...

Thank you, Mr. Wentworth, but I think that's quite enough.

Oh, thank you very much, sir.

It's so long as the position is clear.

What are you?

Mr. Wentworth.

Good, Master?

We all very much hope that Mrs. Carter's little Johnny will be coming here to bear growth.

Doing?

Johnny.

Oh, who was she?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ha ha!

Fine, boy.

You've got there, Mrs. Carter.

Oh!

And if I'm a sister, sir, the very image of yourself?

No!

Oh, yes, yes, Master.

I mean, like father, like son.

Captain Ferguson kindly motored us down.

Who's Captain Ferguson?

I am.

How'd you do?

Captain Ferguson, Mr. Wentworth.

How'd you do?

How'd you do?

What lovely weather for what you do?

No!

Hey, Mr. Wentworth, come to Lovey, darling.

Johnny, Johnny.

Yes, of course.

You're a big boy, now you know.

I'll have to learn to take one or two hard knocks if you're coming here to bear growth.

And why is that, Mr. Wentworth?

Do you make a point of trading on the boys' feet at this school?

Oh, not at all, Mrs. Carter.

No, no, no.

Here at Bear growth, we try to teach the boys to stand on their own feet.

Isn't that so?

Thank you, Wentworth.

Not at all.

Shouldn't make a man of you, my boy.

We'll soon knock you into shape.

Bit pleasure, man.

Mr. Wentworth has a class waiting.

Thank you, Wentworth.

Yes, yes, indeed I have.

These candles.

You're so absurd.

Bye.

Bye.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh, Mr. Wentworth is, is...

He's one of our most...

I'm sure he must be.

Yes.

Uh, we have a new brochure here.

Uh, would you care to have it?

Thank you.

Perhaps you would care to have this?

How now?

Express one third as a decimal.

That shouldn't be causing anybody any difficulty.

Anyone finished?

Sir.

Well done.

Nice to see some applications are changed.

Oh, I haven't finished, sir.

I asked if anybody had.

Yes, sir, but it won't be finished, sir.

Now stop it, Mason.

It won't be stopped, sir.

It goes on and on.

It goes .33333333333333333333333333333333333333.

That's only correct to 16 places, sir.

And it's gone right off the paper, sir.

Nothing to laugh about.

Please, sir.

I can have some more paper.

No, you can not.

Oh, sir.

What do you really reckon?

0.3333333333

You're right hand.

Nothing, sir.

Bring it up here.

Right, anybody else got that answer?

0.3333, you're curry?

Good, that you should have no difficulty

in expressing the decimal 0.745 as a fraction.

What's on, sir?

Reverend Gregory Sondes, am I?

What's the seconds?

Let her to the headmaster.

Well, sir.

Beast of Burgrove.

Sir, they're by.

Yeah, Mr. Merritt.

Beast of Burgrove.

This is very serious, matter of Atkins.

I can't possibly overlook this one, are you?

Couldn't drive a look at Toni's birthday, sir.

Is it your birthday, Atkins?

No, sir.

In that case, someone I don't quite have a problem with.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mason.

And what about him, on means?

What do you mean, Helen?

He means, if it was, I could guess so.

I was only wondering if it had been his birthday.

Would you have opened up, tick?

Thank you.

When I want advice about how to treat people on their birth,

this I will ask for it.

Birthdays make no difference to the amount of work

we have to do here, and the sooner you realize that, the better.

I shall have to confiscate this.

You know that, Atkins?

Yes, sir.

When do I get it back?

On their birth, when I think fit, go and sit down.

Now, Lenny, ten minutes ago before the school

finishing bill, there was she could tackle a more advanced

problem.

Stop going, eh?

I am half my father's age.

In 20 years time, I shall be five years older

than he was 20 years ago.

How old am I?

51.

50 what?

Mason, unless you are possessed of some supernatural powers,

of which I have seen no evidence.

How could you possibly never age without working it out?

I saw it in the school yearbook, sir.

LAUGHTER

I have been extremely patient with you all.

Mason, two crosses to impedance.

But as to you, one across each for insulin and stupid laughter.

Stop that banging and wait until I dismiss you.

Now, two crosses for.

All right.

Yes?

Yes, it went worse.

Ah, I asked if you could spare a moment.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, quite easily.

If we were all perhaps not as easily as that,

I mean, I have my papers to Mark and Post,

but can I help you in any way, sir?

Thank you.

Have you any explanation to offer?

Explanation.

For your rudeness to a prospective parent,

and your extraordinary behaviour in removing an article

from my room with a new room,

without even asking.

Oh, who would I have had?

Yes, Mr. Johnson.

Yes, no, I don't think I will.

Are you paying a chance of hurting Mrs. Carter

and the maiden half her?

You and the maiden half her.

Oh, well, like you said, I should have thought that my reasons

for removing it were perfectly obvious.

Not for me.

I have, of course, heard of men subject to ungovernable impulses,

making the possession of some desired object

of paramount importance.

If that is the explanation, Wentworth,

then you should have given me just an inkling of your desire

for a maiden half her.

And one could have been placed in your room in the master's house

at the beginning of term,

and this deplorable incident could have been avoided.

There's nothing like that at all.

That's right.

Not on balance, I prefer to regard your action merely as a particularly

mistaken and ill-timed piece of clowning.

And that case, headmaster, I have no option to resign my position here.

I spent many happy, and I hope not on productive years here,

at Virgo.

There should be more than solid to leave.

No, we should be sorry to lose you, Wentworth.

No need to lose me.

The whole thing's been blown up out of all proportion.

Anyway, I might do a good thing.

A maiden half her now.

But to be accused of my age.

Clipped to aid here.

And I learned clownishness.

Leave me the stand, Wentworth.

At least leave me the stand.

The Reverend Griggly Saunders, in me.

The beast of burglar.

In the earth, memory art,

Then be to a friend of us.

No say, say, loud, in us.

Love and human love,

Always while we're Set alone.

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An element on the Rs.

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