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Well, kids, sorry to love you and leave
you, but I got a hot date in
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Philadelphia. Oh, Danny. Your car is
three minutes away.
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Oh. How's your mom, Danny?
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You know Beverly. She fell off her
porch, and she's acting like she got a
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bite. Well, she's a tough cookie. Yeah,
I just got to be there until she gets
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out of the hospital, and then Aunt Pam
can take over.
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You think you'll make it back before
Christmas, though?
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I'm going to try. Well, in case you
don't make it back before Christmas,
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should have a really fast Christmas
right now.
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We still have three minutes, right?
Well, actually, we're down to one right
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Oh, fuck.
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Santa! Get out the Christmas cookies!
Start singing your Christmas carol!
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Go!
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That's what you're going with?
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It's so fast and high.
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It's just a couple of days.
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And you sure you don't want me to come
with you? No.
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But I want to be here.
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It's a sexy gingerbread man calendar.
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And there's one where he's wearing icing
for chap.
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I love you.
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Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas.
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Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas.
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Ding dong, ding dong, that is the song.
With joyful rain, all caroling.
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This song is stressful as shit.
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to the Council of Trent during the
Protestant Reformation.
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You guys want to hear more about it?
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No need to answer. Your faces betray
you.
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Guys,
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do you mind if I leave a bit too early?
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Just my mother's Christmas treat. Still
thinks she worries they will crush her
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grandchild. I have to go pick up my
cousins, chainsaws.
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You know, Italian Claude is wielding the
chainsaw.
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Okay. All right.
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I promise I'll check in later, okay?
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Enjoy the tour.
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Love you. Bye. Ciao, ciao.
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So, you want to go inside and read all
the little plaques?
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You know what?
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No. Since we've been here, we've visited
three churches and walked by five live
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nativities. No, look, another one. Six.
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Wow, Joseph is stacked.
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What if we did something not religious
tonight, like a romantic meal? Oh, I
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could definitely eat.
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Okay, yeah, great. So table for three.
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Oh, sorry.
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You guys won't have a romantic dinner.
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No, Anne, we can all go. No, you know
what?
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Yesterday I promised myself today I
would be a new woman.
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No. First things first, a new walk.
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Wow, wow, wow.
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I thought she said Newark.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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How's Beverly?
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Oh, I'm right as rain, baby.
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She cracked her pelvis and she needs
surgery.
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I may need to stay a little longer than
I thought.
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I should be there. Should I come too
late?
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No, no, no. It's all under control.
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But the doctor says that we may need to
look into a living situation with more
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hands -on care.
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Oh, you better not be talking about
putting me in no home.
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People get raped in those.
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I saw that on Action News.
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I'm not. I'm talking about Aunt Pam.
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Pam's on her way.
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We'll figure out a plan once she gets
here.
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I'm already here.
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Aunt Pam?
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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I got on the wrong bus and went the
other way off. Hey.
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Hi. You all right, sugar?
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I'm all right. How are you doing?
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It's that car.
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Mm -hmm.
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Hey, baby. Hi.
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Oh, my God.
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She shrunk like a sweater in the dryer.
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She can't take care of you, Mom.
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I'm getting a flight tonight. No, no,
no, no, no. I've got it all handled.
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This is just like the owl garden in the
caucus.
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You think I can take my shoes off here?
Because I have seen more than one person
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do it there.
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This is very nice, Jack. I'm glad we're
doing this. Me too.
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Look, I know I've been a bummer. No.
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But I kind of had a breakthrough
yesterday.
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Oh, tell me.
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I have spent so much this year trying to
pretend I'm fine. But the only way to
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feel better is to really admit where
you're at.
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Yeah, kind of like how I decided to
start telling my doctor the real number
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drinks I have every week. It is not zero
to two.
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Right. And where I'm at right now is my
lowest low.
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I just, I feel like a loser who's failed
at everything he's tried to do this
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year. What do you mean? What did you
fail at?
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Everything.
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Honoring our friend.
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Thanksgiving. I didn't run the marathon.
Listen, you tried your best. And you
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did honor Nick. Remember you got that
website to name a star after him?
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That was nice. I shouldn't have called
it a scam. And when I get more ink, I
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will print the certificate, okay?
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Okay.
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Yes, let's decide what we're going to
get. What looks good to you?
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I don't know.
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Hey, can we just have, like, a nice
evening?
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We are.
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I mean, I just said, I don't know.
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I haven't even read the secondies. Yeah,
but you failed at everything this year.
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I mean, honey, you don't always have to
sink to the depth.
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Well, no, I don't always have to, but we
can't never go there. You know, this
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year was hard on me too, Jack, but I
don't dwell on it. I just try to keep
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moving. Wow. Well, you're so strong and
cool. Congratulations.
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Oh, come on. It's the only thing that
I'm trying to get out here. May I play a
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song for the beautiful couple? Yes,
please.
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Se tu pensi di dover andare, vai.
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Ma lui mi ha detto di non andare, mamma.
Ma che faccio?
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Nessuno ti deve dire che cosa fare.
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Tu sei Claude.
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I am.
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Are you busy?
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No, I am just, you know, trying to
decorate for Gino's first Christmas. But
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have not really had time yet.
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His stocking is like a knee sock from
when I was Britney Spears for Halloween.
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Oh, honey, he's just a baby. You have at
least until they turn five until they
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start remembering your fog ups.
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Hey, hon, do you remember that duck that
I gave Gino when we were down the
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shore? I do, yeah. He plays with it in
the bath sometimes.
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Did you happen to notice a phone number
on the bottom of it?
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Yes, I did.
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Hang on.
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It's somewhere in here.
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If I can't find it, can I interest you
in this guy?
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Oh, yeah. He's a very generous lover.
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I got it.
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Ooh, texting you a pic right now.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Are you going to call Mac Brad?
Thanks, Jenny.
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Hello?
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Hi, Mark.
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It's Anne.
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We met and had sex at the Jersey Shore.
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I had sex with like 30 people at the
Jersey Shore, so... Oh, you did. No, no,
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didn't. That was a joke. I'm joking.
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That was funny.
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Hi, Ann.
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How are you?
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I'm good.
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I'm actually in Italy.
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No way.
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Yeah, I was... I don't know. I just was
thinking about you. Wait, Ann. I feel
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like I should tell you that I...
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Good for you.
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That is not why I was calling.
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That sounded weird.
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I was actually calling to tell you that
I have moved to Italy.
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Really? Yeah.
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Yeah, and so I'm just calling all my
contacts to let them know that. So
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why I called.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah. And I am dating someone, too.
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His name is Giampiero, and he is mi
amore, and that is why I'm calling.
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Yeah, if you are ever in Italy...
Actually, Tori and I were just
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maybe we take a trip in the summer.
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Great. Cool.
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I'll be here. You should come visit.
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Maybe we will.
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I can't wait.
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I thought their bread was really good.
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Yeah. Yeah, I liked that it was warm.
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Yeah.
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Fermi, per favore.
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Scusi.
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What's happening here?
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Domani c 'è una maratona.
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What'd she say?
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Marijuana? Maybe it's a maritime parade.
That'd be cool. Let me see your phone.
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Oh, my God, Jack. There is a marathon
tomorrow.
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You should do it.
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What? No.
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It's a sign. You have to.
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No, I haven't trained in, like, a month.
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I didn't pack any running clothes.
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I just ate, like, 60 clams. This is how
you turn this year around.
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Imagine how good you would feel on the
flight home. You would be a new man.
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Okay, prego.
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Gracias.
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Hey,
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I look stupid.
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No, you look Italian.
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All the people here are Italian. They
look normal.
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Well, I'm sorry. Claude's running
clothes look a little different on you
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him.
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I really don't think I should be doing
this. I mean, I haven't even trained at
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this altitude.
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You've got this, buddy.
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You've got this.
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I believe in you.
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I'm going to be so happy you did this.
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Hey, Ann.
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It was nice hearing your voice today.
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I'm just having a glass of wine here.
Or, I mean, a pint of Guinness.
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And I am watching boxing.
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Definitely not no clothes.
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Anyway, I hope you have a great day in
Italy.
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Send me a pic if you can. I'd love to
see you in your new town.
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Buongiorno!
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Hey, um, will you do me a favor and take
a picture of me where I look like I'm,
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like, having fun and living a cool life?
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Okay. Don't judge me, it's for Mark
Brett.
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Oh, copy that. Okay.
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Real quick.
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Smile.
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Hold on.
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Okay.
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Okay. There's something a little awkward
about your pose.
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Like, your uterus is falling out.
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Try that TikTok thing where you skip
toward the camera.
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Back up a little bit. Okay.
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Great. Yeah, and skip.
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I'm already halfway there.
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Oh, honey, that's kilometers.
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You've got like 20 miles left.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You can do it. Oh, no, no, no.
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You've got this. You've got this.
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It's okay, I'll take a picture.
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Do you mind?
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Jack, are you okay?
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I can't do it, Kate. I think my body is
shutting down.
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No, you're so close to the finish line.
You only have, like, three miles left.
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It doesn't matter. I am done.
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No, no, I am sorry. If you stop, you are
going to regret this forever.
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As your wife, I cannot let you quit.
Nope, I have to.
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All right, you want me to cross that
finish line, you're going to have to
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me there in a hearse.
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Okay, come on. I'll run it with you.
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But you're being insane.
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Well, you're going to have to run if you
want to tell me what a bitch I am. Come
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on. Let's go. Come on.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You can do it.
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We got this.
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Danny?
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I know I told you not to come, but I'm
so glad that you're here.
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00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,540
Hey.
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00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,700
How's your mother?
251
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320
She's okay.
252
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,420
But we have to talk.
253
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,040
Yeah, I understand.
254
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:40,320
I know this isn't what we planned, but
my mom needs us.
255
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560
So...
256
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,960
Can she come live with us in Italy?
257
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,400
What? Really?
258
00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:50,740
Yeah. You will bring her to Italy?
259
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,740
Of course. That's her home now.
260
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,020
Is she excited?
261
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,360
Well...
262
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,540
Oh, very Lucy.
263
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:22,500
You want to buy some wine?
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00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:26,960
Oh, um... Okay.
265
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560
Hi.
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00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,640
Hey, Ann.
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00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:42,600
Listen, I know that I encouraged it, but
I think this has gone too far.
268
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,940
What?
269
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840
We need to stop texting.
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00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,360
Sorry, I thought we were just having
fun.
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We were, and I just... Listen, I...
After the shore, I was really hoping
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you'd call.
273
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,020
And when you didn't, I moved on.
274
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,980
And I am certainly not trying to shame
you, and I was definitely flirting, too.
275
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But when you sent me that photo of your
vagina, I thought that crossed the line.
276
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440
What?
277
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:17,940
you know, say something before, you
know, things went any further.
278
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,620
And I, I, I don't know. Hello?
279
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,140
Are you there?
280
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,160
Yes, I am. Listen, this is a huge
misunderstanding.
281
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,160
Now, would I have loved to receive that
photo in September? Yes, I would have.
282
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:35,660
I just, I think we should shut this down
before it goes any further, both for
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Tori and Jean -Pierre's sakes.
284
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,180
Yeah.
285
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,600
Yeah, I totally agree.
286
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,500
But it sure looks like you're living a
wonderful life there, Ann.
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And I'm really happy for you.
288
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Bye.
289
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Eduardo, it has to be a motorized lift.
290
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,900
Yes! I know how old the house is.
291
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,980
The internet says, if you take me to
Italy...
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That's human trafficking.
293
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,000
Uh -huh. Sure is.
294
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,680
Well, you can't live in your house alone
anymore.
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I'll move in with her.
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There you go. No.
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You're coming to Italy. It's just what
has to happen.
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Danny. Okay, okay. Eduardo, if you can't
do it, I'll just have to find another
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contractor who can. Okay? Ciao.
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00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:34,400
Eduardo thinks that he can't install the
lift because the house is 400 years old
301
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,380
and it may collapse. It's fine. We'll
just buy a different house. What?
302
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:39,600
Here's the thing. I'm not gonna go.
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00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,000
I don't trust the hairdressers. Where
would my bank be?
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Belle, brace yourself.
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00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,040
There's no Wawa in Italy.
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Then there's no Beverly in Italy.
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I don't blame you, girl. Mom, stop
trying to die.
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00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,240
Hey, I don't think... Claude, I'm
handling it.
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00:21:58,820 --> 00:21:59,820
Okay.
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00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,940
I'm gonna get some air.
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Open your eyes.
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You see me. And you.
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Stop egging her on.
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What do I do?
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00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:15,730
Please, let's just stop.
316
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:19,750
No, no, come on, Jack. You need this.
No, I don't. I don't need this. You need
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this. This is your bullshit.
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00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,190
No, it's not.
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I'm helping you deal with your feelings.
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00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:29,090
No, I'm trying to deal with my feelings
by sharing them with my wife.
321
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:32,090
And then you ask the violinist to play
it over them.
322
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,150
How are we supposed to connect, huh?
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00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:36,530
No, just have fun.
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00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:40,930
Go to the movies. Pre -order food on AMC
Stubbs. That's not a marriage, all
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00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:44,250
right? And why are you so afraid of the
depths, Kate?
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00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,610
What do you got lurking down there?
Nothing is lurking. Yeah, oh,
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00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:51,130
lurking, all right? You're going to be
so obsessed with trying to fix me, there
328
00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:52,570
wasn't something eating you up, too.
329
00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:57,850
So what is it? Oh, I don't know. Who
knows? Maybe I'm sad that vacation's
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00:22:57,850 --> 00:22:58,850
over. Come on.
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00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:00,610
Come on, come on, come on.
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00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:01,970
Yes, good.
333
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:03,010
Keep going.
334
00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:04,510
Yeah, you keep going, too.
335
00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:08,110
Oh, maybe I'm sad that...
336
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:12,010
Our child is grown, and I left the
house, and I don't have a purpose.
337
00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:13,730
And?
338
00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:17,470
And I don't want to do this, Jack. I'm
not like you. I don't like wallowing.
339
00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:20,270
What? It's not wallowing. It's sharing.
340
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:22,990
It's sharing and wallowing.
341
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:27,110
And when you do it, I feel like I have
to use all of my energy to keep us both
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00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,029
above water.
343
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:33,240
Why? You don't have to do it. Because if
I also say every dark, horrible thing
344
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,460
that I am feeling, we will go down.
345
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,300
If I'm not a buoy, we are going to wind
up on the ocean floor.
346
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,520
Look, I can be a buoy, too. All right?
Just give me a chance.
347
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,380
Fine. If you keep running.
348
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:51,340
Come on. Spill it.
349
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:57,480
Fine. I am upset about many things. All
right?
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00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:02,540
I'm at the pinnacle of a career that I
worked my whole life for, and it's only
351
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,540
okay.
352
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,460
And my best friend moved away.
353
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,820
And our other friend died.
354
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,880
And oh, by the way, the world is real
dark.
355
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,240
Every news story puts my stomach in
knots.
356
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,560
My stomach was already in knots because
my body doesn't work very good anymore.
357
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,980
And I worry that you and I are just
going to get weirder and weirder and
358
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,720
pulling apart until we're living like...
359
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:32,310
strangers and all the neighborhood kids
are gonna skip our house on halloween
360
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:39,270
because we're too creepy and sometimes
honestly i'm afraid to die and
361
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:45,810
other times i'm like it seems nice like
sure the big sleep right let's fucking
362
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:46,810
do it
363
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:14,670
I just put Gino down for a nap. I saw
the photos on the family iCloud. Are you
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00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:18,050
having, like, the most insanely amazing
time?
365
00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:19,810
Jenny, those pictures are lies.
366
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:23,930
Today was a turd bucket, and then it
ended with me sending Mark a vag pic.
367
00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:27,790
Uh, yes, I actually did see that. I
just, I thought it was European.
368
00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:32,330
No. It was just old underwear with pad
elastic.
369
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:34,630
You sound a little sad.
370
00:25:35,690 --> 00:25:37,090
I used to know who I was.
371
00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:40,390
Like, in my 20s, I was this wild.
372
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:45,780
creature just running around the east
village and then i had lila and i was a
373
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:52,420
mom and now i'm just i'm just
floundering okay that's not
374
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:57,860
yeah that's not the ann that i saw this
year the ann i saw saved my literal life
375
00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:04,860
she was capable and confident and she
was my family when she definitely
376
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:08,000
did not have to be those photos aren't
live
377
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,380
Those photos are you.
378
00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:16,160
Who cares about stupid Mark Brett?
379
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,980
You can still live that way for
yourself.
380
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,720
You're still a wild creature.
381
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,780
Mom, I'm begging you.
382
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,160
Please come to Italy.
383
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,580
Honey, I lived my whole life in
Philadelphia.
384
00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:41,510
But that's where we live now.
385
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:48,370
And Claude, our whole marriage has taken
good care of me.
386
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,750
Gone along with every stupid idea I've
ever had.
387
00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:55,930
That man loves me, even though sometimes
I don't deserve it.
388
00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:00,270
Do you remember what I was like before I
met him?
389
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,670
I sure do, you little asshole.
390
00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:03,910
That's right.
391
00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:09,050
He said... Oh, baby, please.
392
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:11,140
Don't get upset.
393
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,340
It's just Italy's the only thing he's
ever asked for.
394
00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,020
And he's so happy.
395
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,680
Please.
396
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:24,920
Mom, please.
397
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:29,100
Honey, I don't belong in Europe.
398
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,020
But there's a nursing home.
399
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:38,980
Five minutes from Pam, I can go there.
400
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800
What? No.
401
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,100
No, no, no. My girlfriend, Gail, she
lives there, and she said it's a nice
402
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,100
place. They got good pot.
403
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,200
What about action news?
404
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,160
Oh, well, it might not have been action
news. It might have been SVU or
405
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,380
something like that. I'll be fine, baby.
Don't worry about it.
406
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:00,060
Okay.
407
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,700
Here's what is going to happen.
408
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,120
Beverly, you will stay in your house,
but you will move to the first floor.
409
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,860
Danny and I will take over the second
floor. What? Yep.
410
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,280
You're going to move here and take care
of your mother.
411
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,360
No. I am Claude, and you will do as I
say.
412
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,320
Sound good?
413
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,140
Dude, we ran a marathon.
414
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,480
Well, I'm sorry if I got a little dark.
415
00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:28,280
But I'm better now. I feel better.
416
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,440
I'm okay with dark. I want all of it.
417
00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:35,390
So when you said you're not afraid of
death.
418
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:40,430
I am. I am. Especially my car being
submerged in water. I'm very afraid of
419
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:42,270
You know, we have the same fear.
420
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,610
Car being submerged?
421
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,610
You know, there's this hammer getting
advertised on Instagram.
422
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:49,990
We'll pull away from each other like the
older and weirder we get.
423
00:28:50,810 --> 00:28:53,470
You know, when we were freeballing, it
was awful.
424
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,390
We just got to remember to move towards
each other, right?
425
00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,510
Because otherwise we go insane.
426
00:29:01,390 --> 00:29:02,390
I love you.
427
00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:29,340
What are you guys doing?
428
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,260
Oh, Danny made us fantastic.
429
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,660
But the nurse won't let Beverly have
any. Yeah, tight ass took my nom.
430
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:39,880
Well, we're all flying home tomorrow,
Beverly. We'll sneak you in some rum
431
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,560
Thank you. That's exactly what she
needs. Yes, I do.
432
00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:48,400
Um, actually, I should probably tell you
all something.
433
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:52,600
Um, I am not flying home tomorrow.
434
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,620
I am daying.
435
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,620
Oh, my god, Ann.
436
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,940
You are?
437
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,020
For how long?
438
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360
I don't know.
439
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,420
Danny and Claude said that I could house
it for a little while, and I'm just
440
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:06,580
craving a change of scenery.
441
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,040
Is this fan 2 .0?
442
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:12,360
No, I think this is fan classic.
443
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,160
All right, girl. Take your turn.
444
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:16,740
We love you in classic.
445
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:25,360
Oh, I can't.
446
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,300
Classic travel.
447
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,520
Yeah?
448
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,559
All right, Amy.
449
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,560
Good luck.
450
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,480
Let us know of any exciting updates.
451
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,960
Oh, yeah. I'm sure there will be tons.
452
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,880
Oh,
453
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,140
that's perfect.
454
00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:54,669
That is perfect.
455
00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:58,610
I live just over the way, and I've
received quite a few packages for you.
456
00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:02,210
opened one before I saw the name, and I
regret to say I tried on a pair of your
457
00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:03,210
trousers.
458
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:04,710
And they fit.
459
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:08,570
I'm sorry. I must have put the wrong
address. I have terrible executive
460
00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:09,570
functioning.
461
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:11,290
Sorry. My name is Anne.
462
00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:12,909
Lovely to meet you.
463
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:13,910
I'm Jan Piero.
464
00:31:20,350 --> 00:31:21,350
Do you want to come in?
465
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:23,400
Yeah. Yeah. Come and see where you go.
466
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:30,060
I mean, do they look good on you? You
could keep them if they... Why do you do
467
00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:34,000
that? Be honest. Tell me. I'll show you
and you can just be absolutely honest.
468
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,160
Good night.
469
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:05,600
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