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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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What are all these cars?
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Oh, just a few strays. We didn't have
anywhere to go.
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It's not that many people.
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That's Lila and her girlfriend, Zadie,
and Derek and Eric, Rita from my shop,
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right? Jim, Megan, Aaron.
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I think that's Tom and Tommy. OK, honey,
take this in. We're going to be here
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for a while. No, it's not that many
people.
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And that one's Ginny.
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She's pretty much all packed up.
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Oh. How you doing with that?
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Good. It was good to have him here, but,
you know, it's time. I've got to get my
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house back to myself. Where's Jack?
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Oh, he's driving up separately.
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Yeah, he's doing one of his last long
runs before next week, and I didn't feel
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like waiting for him.
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Hmm. We've been trying to let each other
do our own thing more lately.
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We're free -balling it.
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Okay. Sounds gross.
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Whose car is that?
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I don't know. It's just a Whittle.
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Who do I know that's Whittle?
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Do you borrow that car from Polly
Pocket?
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Guys, careful where you park that thing
because the baby might choke on it.
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But for real, if we drip water on it,
will it get bigger?
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Fuck y 'all.
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You must be Zadie.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Good to see you.
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Red or white? Talk to the boss.
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Right, please.
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You got so big.
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Hi, Happy Thanksgiving.
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Oh, you got big, too.
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Wonderful.
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I'll drink this and my mood will change
as follows.
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Quiet rage.
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Mostly rude.
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Flirty. Still rude.
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And finally, a return to me being
adorable.
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Let the journey begin.
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I wanted a 2020 car.
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But then he hates it. You know why?
Because he cannot drive stick.
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Because I live in the present. I also
don't take steam trains or listen to the
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phonograph while I jog.
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Anyway, the reason why we wanted that
car is because we've been talking about
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our next chapter and... What?
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Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
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Hey. Hey.
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So many people. Hey, Joe.
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Hi. Well, congratulations on becoming a
state trooper, by the way.
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Talk to me about the look.
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Don't worry. I brought a sweater for
dinner.
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I do not care. Have you heard they've
been free -balling? Mm -hmm. Yeah. Put
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that in immediately.
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We hacked marriage.
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You know, she lets me look like this,
and I don't say anything when she wears
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her big mama underwear.
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Yeah. And we don't have endless
arguments about what's for dinner
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have Triscuits and Cottage Cheese, and
he can order a meatball sub from that
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place where I saw a rat once.
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Chuck, is it your marathon next week?
Yes, Team Nick.
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You know, I've been thinking about him a
lot this week.
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Oh, yeah.
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He used to love Thanksgiving. Remember
he spent a fortune on that stupid turkey
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sword thing?
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It was an old English carving blade, and
I have it right here.
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No way!
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We're doing all his old traditions
because that's what he would have
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know, just the people he loved the most
together.
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Terry, alert. Terry approaching.
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Terry is here, everybody.
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Terry is here.
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Everybody, Terry, make yourself at home.
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All right, then. Pants coming off.
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Whoops.
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Whoops.
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Ramona, this is my hot tub crew.
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Hi. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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This is Ramona. She makes handcrafted
looms. Oh, okay.
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So you're a weaver?
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No, I make looms.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Talk to the boss.
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It was a long ride in an uncomfortable
car.
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My hat got smushed.
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Okay, but is it just about the car?
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Why didn't you let me tell them about
our plans?
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Are you changing your mind?
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No, it just wasn't the right moment.
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I'll tell them.
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Okay.
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I miss him.
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I can't do this without my haberdashery
tools.
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Why did Anne invite all these randos?
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They didn't get a big enough turkey.
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Terry and Ramona are going to throw off
the vibes of the talent show. Maybe
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their talent could be grinding
conversation to a halt.
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What's all this?
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Oh, that is the little business plan for
the place down the shore.
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What do you think?
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Well, I think when you mentioned doing
an Airbnb, I didn't realize you were,
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like, make a whole binder series about
it. It's not an Airbnb.
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It's a B &B, like a bed and breakfast
that I could run.
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New hardship.
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Okay, cool. Well, have fun. Tell me how
your life goes.
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Wait, are you mad?
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Well, I'm not psyched. You're like
planning a new Airbnb life down the
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without me. It's not air.
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And it's not without you.
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This isn't happening tomorrow. There's
going to be loans and inspections.
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And before any of that, I need to talk
to Danny and see if he's even into it.
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Oh, well, that makes sense because
Danny's your husband and I'm a cartoon
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that you hang out with.
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Do you really not see what's mean about
planning a life without me? You're the
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one who wanted us to do our own thing.
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Yeah, I meant like we get off each
other's backs, not like we need an easy
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to go see each other.
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I don't think slamming drawers is
healthy.
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I am not mad. I am thinking while
closing drawers that are sticky.
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Jack, Danny does this for a living.
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This binder is just... A bunch of shit I
printed off Getty Images until Danny
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either likes it or doesn't. Yeah, or
worse, until Danny likes it then
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Big idea Jones changed his mind about
what he wants every two weeks.
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I'm sorry.
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Bet he'll like it.
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to be in Brooklyn for your vegan
Thanksgiving.
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It's not vegan. You're adding that in
for no reason.
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I'll probably leave in like an hour.
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You think you'll be back tomorrow for
pie?
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I got two things of cool whips so we can
just raw dog one straight from the
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container. Oh my god, don't say raw dog.
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Is Adie having fun?
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You think she'll be back for Christmas?
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I don't know about that.
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My therapist has been saying it's really
good to Change up holiday traditions
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after someone dies.
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And this house. Yeah, it's hard.
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There's just so many memories here.
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Yeah, and they were all with Dad.
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So, my friends and I were talking about
taking our own trip for Christmas. Maybe
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volunteer.
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I'm sorry, is that okay?
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Yeah, I know.
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I get it. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yes, definitely.
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For sure. You should go somewhere, too.
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Like, um, Sexy Christmas in Tokyo.
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Honey, I am fine right here.
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You don't worry about me, okay?
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Okay.
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Thank you. Okay.
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Love you. Love you more.
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It's okay, baby boy.
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Come on, just leave the crib in case you
guys sleep over on Christmas.
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Oh, thanks, but he's used to that one.
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Somebody kiss.
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Is he hungry?
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No, I just gave him a bottle.
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Is his diaper wet?
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It wasn't actually in his butt, just
near his butt hole.
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And if I had been by myself, he would
have been like this for hours and hours.
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Don't make me take the earring out of
your butt.
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Want me to help take down the crib?
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Um, yeah, I don't know. Maybe later.
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Wait, who has COVID?
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I cannot get sick right before Loom
Fest.
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No, no, no. No one has COVID, all right?
It's just a Pagano family Thanksgiving
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tradition started by the late, great
Nick Pagano.
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Oh, and first prize is this bad boy.
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Who's in?
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Lila. Fuck. Lila, come on. Can I put you
down for a song?
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Mm -mm.
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You still know how to play Riptide on
the ukulele? No, I'm good, Uncle Jack.
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All right.
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Anybody else?
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It's a tradition here we do. Come on,
come on.
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Terry! Can't believe I'm saying this,
but let's bust out that guitar, huh?
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Why would I have brought a guitar?
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Hey!
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Cat!
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Sorry, did I scare you?
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No, wait, sit.
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Actually, I wanted to talk to you. Well,
actually, I want to talk to you, too.
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Oh, okay. Do you want to go first?
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You go first.
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Yeah, you go first. You go first.
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OK.
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OK. Well, this is going to sound like a
zag.
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Claude and I are moving to Italy.
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Sorry. I went first.
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What?
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Yeah.
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That's why we rented that stupid little
car, because that's what we'll need when
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we live in Claude's mountain village.
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Mountain village? I know.
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When Claude first said it, I thought,
what? Am I going to have to put on skis
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every time I need to go down to get
toilet paper?
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But then, we'd be closer to his family,
you know, since we've always lived near
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mine.
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It's big, I know.
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What do you think?
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Okay, well, if this is your latest
thing, fine.
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What do you mean, my latest thing?
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Do you not see that you keep doing this?
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You retile a kitchen for no reason, and
Patrizia, we all know how that turned
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out.
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You were emailing surrogates three
months ago. Hey, madam, return to your
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No, okay, I'm sorry, okay.
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But you asked me what I thought, and you
know I would never lie to you. I mean,
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do you see yourself yodeling on an alp
for the rest of your life?
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Catherine, stop.
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Claude really wants this.
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And you're getting cold feet, and that's
why you're fighting, and that's why you
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asked me what I thought.
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I'm gonna go remind Ann to put out both
kinds of olives.
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Yeah, you really should go fucking do
that.
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Hey, you talk to Danny?
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Uh, kind of.
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What do you mean, how do you kind of
talk to someone? It's complicated, okay?
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Don't worry about it. Wait, come on. I
feel shitty about earlier.
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Can we just knock free ball for a
second?
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What happened?
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Jack, it is the middle of Thanksgiving.
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Does everyone here need a one -act...
about our communication skills, I am
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Hey, we're trying to leave, but there's
like a food delivery robot in the way.
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That's my car.
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Are you talking about me?
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No.
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It's this car.
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Why doesn't it know I'm good at
everything?
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Is it just a car?
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Really?
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You've been stressed out all day.
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I think this is about the move.
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I know how hard it is. I've been there.
I've done it.
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Yeah?
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You know how long it took me to adjust
to your disgusting food and language?
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I know.
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I only want to go to Italy if you're
excited to go to.
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And get the fuck out so I can move the
car.
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It's okay. In Italy, we believe cars can
touch a little bit.
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You're
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quiet.
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You okay over there?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Wow. since I found a stuffing that has
wild rice, raisins, and jalapenos in it.
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Should I throw it out or call the
police?
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Oh, hey, Ann.
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Hey.
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I just want to say thanks for inviting
all of us with nowhere to go. It means
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the world. That is so sweet, Terry.
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You know, some of my friends were
ribbing me about inviting too many
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Well, I think it's beautiful.
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No, I have to say I was a little shocked
when I got your eve.
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But then I'm like, Terry, there's only
one reason why somebody would invite
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many people to their house.
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So many people that you can't hear your
own thoughts because of the chatter.
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And the reason is, Ann, you've got a big
heart.
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Yes.
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Daddy.
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Terry, go see if people want to.
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Oh, okay.
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Daddy!
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Uh -uh. Nope.
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All righty. Kate, can I grab you for a
second? Yeah.
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Katie, I'm sorry. Look, we are moving to
Italy.
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And parts of it are scary.
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And Claude and I will have dumbass
fights where I act like a little bad
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tiny car.
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But I'm a little bad about a lot of
things. About the length of straight
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shorts. When we enter a restaurant and a
waiter says, welcome in.
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The point is, this is our next chapter.
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It's the next chapter that the man I
love wants the most.
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And I'm not going to let my bullshit
fuck it up.
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You sound sure.
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You know, you could have said all that
the first time.
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So when do you go?
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Two weeks.
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Wow.
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Okay, so you, my friend, are moving to
Italy.
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Yeah.
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Congratulations.
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I look forward to hearing you say, it's
3 p .m., why the fuck is everything
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closed?
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Don't let Jersey change you too much,
little bro.
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I don't want to find a gold chain in
your neck rolls.
294
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,930
Well, actually, I think we might hold
off on New Jersey for a second.
295
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Yeah, I think we might stick around here
for the holidays.
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Seriously? Yeah.
297
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,130
Your mom kind of hinted we could stay.
Okay.
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Just maybe try to move out before your
fully gray garden thing.
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No, I say that with love. Yes, I deeply
appreciate that.
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Yeah. No gray gardens for us.
301
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Okay.
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I love you. Love you.
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You too. Thank you. We'll send pics
Thanksgiving day.
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Thanksgiving day.
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Cute in his camp.
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Thanksgiving pimp. Dinner's ready.
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Oh, great.
308
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:43,750
Better. Yes.
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Wow. I feel good.
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All right, the turkey's ready.
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Oh.
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Oh, Jack, you can sit here and I'll go
sit at the card table. No, no, no, no.
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You stay. I'm happy to sit at the card
table. Yeah. Thank you.
314
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Hi.
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Oh, hi. Park it here. Park it here.
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00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,400
turkey pork. Oh, wow.
317
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,880
Hey, have any of you seen Kate?
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00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,620
No.
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00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,060
So, Jeff, you work at ShopRite with
Rita?
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00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,280
Uh,
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00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:22,860
excuse me.
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00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,880
Kate?
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00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:31,940
Hey.
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00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,300
What happened?
325
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:34,860
Is this about Danny?
326
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,480
What'd he say?
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00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:38,740
I'm fine. Go.
328
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,860
No, Kate, come on. You're crying.
329
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,500
I talked to Danny.
330
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,160
There's too much to explain.
331
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,460
Wait, was he snarky about it?
332
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,480
I mean, this Thanksgiving is fucked up
enough without the core group turning on
333
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,060
each other. What are you talking about
core group? We're not the fucking
334
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,060
Goonies.
335
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,600
Wait, why'd you throw out the Airbnb?
336
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,280
It's not air and it's not happening. Go
out.
337
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:25,980
Not air. Were you mean about the binder
of it?
338
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,120
Are you having a stroke?
339
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,180
Am I having a stroke?
340
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440
Jack, are you OK?
341
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,219
You need to calm down.
342
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:35,740
No, no, no, no. He needs to answer me.
All right? Kate is upstairs right now
343
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,800
sobbing. Stop telling him.
344
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,880
Look, you don't want to do the bed and
breakfast?
345
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,180
Fine. But you didn't have to hurt her.
What bed and breakfast?
346
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:46,080
All I said was that we're moving to
Italy.
347
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,040
What? You're moving to Italy? Uh -huh.
348
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,780
Oh, so what? Just fuck? the core group.
Stop saying core group.
349
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,600
Jack, you need to take a deep breath.
You're approaching a woman who needs to
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00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,080
duct taped to her plane seat territory.
351
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:05,220
Jack, stop it. Wait, why are you carving
the turkey before we say what we're all
352
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,220
thankful for?
353
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:07,820
What, this is the turkey?
354
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,500
Oh, I thought it was a little side
turkey for like me and Ramona.
355
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,160
Okay, you know what?
356
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:59,060
Thank you, and I appreciate you, and I
love you, and drive safe.
357
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Are you okay?
358
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,180
I'm sorry I called you a wong.
359
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,960
A wong? A wang. A wang. What is a wang?
Don't even worry about it. I'm fine.
360
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,620
Although I have been a wang.
361
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,040
I'm sorry about today.
362
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:17,000
I'm excited to go with you to Italy. I'm
so excited.
363
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:20,760
And if it makes you happy, I'll get an
even smaller car when we get there.
364
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:23,360
I can drive with my head popping out of
the sun.
365
00:22:56,370 --> 00:23:00,410
Why are these things two modes, broken
umbrella and bear trap?
366
00:23:01,030 --> 00:23:05,390
I brought you some leftovers for the
weekend, and the meat is rotisserie
367
00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,810
from my fridge. I promise it is not dirt
turkey.
368
00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:10,110
Thanks.
369
00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:21,530
I, um, I was thinking of maybe taking
you up on your offer to stay just a
370
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:25,390
bit longer. I know you were, but I am
kicking you out.
371
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,140
You are ready for this, and you are good
at it, Jenny.
372
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:37,200
Okay, yeah, but what if I fuck up, and
you're not there to help me? Yeah, it's
373
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,820
okay to fuck up. It is literally how you
get better at it.
374
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:44,500
I just hate seeing you doubt yourself,
because once you invite that voice into
375
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:50,620
your head, the one that tells you that
you can't do anything, it is really hard
376
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:51,760
to evict that fucker.
377
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,580
You got to trust me on that one.
378
00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:11,890
Okay. I got to get one last hit off of
this good stuff. Yes.
379
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:15,610
I got to get one last hit off of this
good stuff.
380
00:24:17,150 --> 00:24:18,150
Boy.
381
00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:21,330
Boy.
382
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,590
Sand meter piece back.
383
00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:35,330
Let me see it.
384
00:24:39,370 --> 00:24:41,890
Oh, what were you thinking?
385
00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:43,670
I mean, isn't it obvious?
386
00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:48,230
I wanted to ruin Thanksgiving and the
marathon that I worked all year on.
387
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:52,750
I definitely wasn't worried about my
crying wife who won't talk to me. Oh,
388
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:55,650
my fault. That's why you kicked
everyone's dinner across the... I fucked
389
00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:56,810
okay?
390
00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,250
It's okay.
391
00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:01,330
You're going to be okay.
392
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:05,670
I'm really sorry. I mean, I... Me too.
393
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,760
Think of the amazing story you gave
Ramona for Loom Fest.
394
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,200
God.
395
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,880
We've been married like a billion years.
How are we still so bad at this?
396
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,120
I don't know.
397
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:26,220
But, you know, maybe growing further
apart on purpose was a stupid idea.
398
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,020
Okay, kiddo.
399
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,510
Okay, it's just you and me now.
400
00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:41,030
Yeah.
401
00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:44,850
How'd you like to gray gardens with me
for the next 18 to 40 years?
402
00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:46,929
That's a yes.
403
00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:47,930
Okay.
404
00:26:46,709 --> 00:26:48,110
Annie!
405
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,680
Annie.
406
00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:30,610
Everybody. Good night.
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