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Oh, I just made one. I didn't know that
you already... Oh, yeah, we're good.
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It's a big milestone, actually, because
just little guys slept through the
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night. No!
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Good boy!
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Well, five hours, but... Oh, it's
amazing what a little extra sleep can
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feel so awake.
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I also came up with, like, five business
ideas.
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One... It's for a fitness app that has a
storytelling component, and one's a
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fitness app that links with your aura,
and then one's a fitness app that, um...
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Okay, yeah, you know what? I think
they're all bad, but I feel really good.
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Oh, come on. You can burp for Mama. Come
on. I don't know why he's not... Let me
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try. Yeah, um, okay.
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I will try it.
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I will try it.
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Oh, yes, we're gonna get this.
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We're gonna get these burps out.
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Oh, pal.
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You got it.
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Gino always saves his best books for me.
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Thank you.
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So where were you?
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Oh, I went for a walk.
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Oh, no, but in the middle of the night.
You weren't in bed.
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Yeah. I slept outside.
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I was really drunk, so I just, like,
basically passed out in the gutter.
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Oh, my God.
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That's a lie. I had sex with a man.
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Please don't tell anyone.
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I need that house. Buy me that house.
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Morning. Hey, morning. Hey, I'm making
breakfast.
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Just don't do that thing where you make
one plate of eggs and small 35 pots and
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pans get dirty in the process.
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But then we can have foam washing dishes
together. I could snap the towel at
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your butt.
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OK,
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we get it. You had sex.
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It's gross.
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Roll up.
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Are you going to hang out with Mark
today?
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I don't know. I texted him and he wrote
back, can't family thing.
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You think we weirded him out?
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Yeah, he's probably had enough of us. I
would leave it. I would just leave it.
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Oh, no, we're out of eggs. I'll get more
today.
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Oh, don't bother. We're leaving
tomorrow.
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No, we leave Monday.
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Yeah, Sunday.
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What's happening? Are you crying?
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I don't know. I just get sad all of a
sudden.
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Oh, my God. Well, here. Don't touch me.
Don't come out.
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I'm uncomfortable.
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What's going on?
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Nothing, no. I just, you know, I think
I'm just sad that vacation's coming to
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end. You know, I don't want to go back
to work and normal life and... Our
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You know what I mean. We're just having
a lot of fun and... You're your old self
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here.
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So it's not home, it's going home with
me.
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No, that is not what... I...
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Hey, this sentence is not making me feel
better the slower you say it, so I'm
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going to go for a run. I'll keep working
on being less of a bummer.
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Jack.
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How?
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He didn't even cook anything.
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Chic.
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What, Anne of Green Gable?
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Chic because Anne of Green Gable. Hey,
guys.
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How's it going? Hey.
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Is Jack home?
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He's out for a run. Oh, okay. I took his
vape by accident.
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Maybe you could give it back to him.
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And also, there's something in here for
Ann. Oh, she's home. Want me to get her?
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No, no. I'm late for a family thing. So,
see you later.
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Bye.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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Okay, now.
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How did you know about that? I did not
know.
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Oh, good Lord.
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She doesn't have to be home.
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Oh, hey.
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Brenda just emailed.
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Checking in because another family wants
me to be their surrogate, but I love
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meeting you guys. She wants to know if
we're still considering her.
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Had a look, haven't we?
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I think so. I liked her.
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Should we tell her that we're in?
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Let's talk about it when we get home.
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We should never make a big decision on
holiday. That's how I come back from
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Bermuda with the crystal statue of
Cinderella.
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Come on. Okay.
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Do you not want to do it?
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I just want to keep talking about it. If
we keep talking about it, we'll never
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do it.
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I know it's scary.
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I'm nervous about it, too.
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But at some point, we just have to take
them. I don't want to do it.
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I'm sorry.
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I've just been thinking about how much
four kids are, how tired new parents
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I worry we are too old.
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We are not too old. You saw me at my
high school reunion. I look like a
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celebrity at a charity event for bald,
fat men.
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Listen.
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I know we could do it.
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All I'm asking is, should we do it?
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Yes.
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Well, at this moment, I think no.
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We keep talking about it when they're
home.
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Let's figure it out. We always do.
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See you later.
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or let me ride in front of you. No.
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Hey.
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Oh, shit. Okay.
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Park my bike.
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I hate this bit.
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I'm not picking up your bike.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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655 Ocean Lane.
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I mean, the wallpaper is Midwest funeral
home. The storks can go fuck
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themselves, but the house... If we were
smart, we would buy it and turn it into
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a bed and breakfast.
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Oh, I'm in. I will retire early and run
it, and then when our husbands die...
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Claude, botch, facelift, jack,
perforate, erectum from too many
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colonoscopies. Yeah, we'll...
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Claude's pissing me off.
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Oh, is it because of his bonnet?
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The surrogate asked if we were still
interested.
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But now all of a sudden, Claude thinks
that we're too old. Oof. I mean, I get
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it. No, bitch. You're supposed to say
you're not too old. And how dare he?
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I'm sorry. You are very young.
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You told me who Sizzle was.
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Do I know for sure, for sure, if we
should do it?
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No. But I do know we can't keep talking
about it.
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We're either never going to do it, or
we're going to become two Tony Randalls
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who feed our baby applesauce that we
also eat.
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Okay, if you're really having trouble
making a decision, my therapist has a
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called The Three Magic Questions. I'll
kill you in your sleep. It really helped
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me decide whether I should do Invisalign
for a third time. I decided possibly at
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a later date. There's nothing to decide.
At this point, we just need to push
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through. Yes, you could push through or
you could seriously consider Claude's
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concerns. Is this right for both of you?
Hi, Brenda.
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We are definitely still interested.
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What are you doing?
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I'm pushing through.
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Man, there is nothing like a long run
and a dip in the ocean to make him feel
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totally at peace.
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Oh, dick, I swam with my wallet.
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Hey, I think I'm going to take the baby
in for his first swim.
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Oh, honey, he hasn't even had his shots
yet. You're going to take him in a fish
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toilet?
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I'm not going to dunk him. I'm just
going to dip his little toes in. Well,
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yogurt comes.
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Listen.
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More than mom.
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Whatever you think.
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Hold on. Let me stay out, too.
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No.
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That's probably a bad idea.
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Wait, there's Mark.
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Mark!
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Mark! Just stop, Jack, please. God, this
is because of the swinger thing.
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Mark! Come on, Jack. Mark!
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Mark! It could be for many reasons.
After that, stop screaming, Mark.
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I've got to explain myself.
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Jack,
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come back.
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Why? Is that the guy that you...
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Hey, buddy, listen. No, Jack, no.
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Oh, my God, you did have a family thing.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, sorry. Congrats.
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Well, catch us after. We're right over
there.
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Sorry again.
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So... Are you going to tell me why you
were crying this morning?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Our house has just been kind of a bummer
recently.
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Because of the Chevron backsplash?
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Do not use your powers against me.
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When I ask Jack if he's feeling better,
he says yes, but something's off.
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At night, he barely talks to me. He just
zones out on the couch watching
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SportsCenter.
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Like when he's high or all the time?
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Well, Jack doesn't get high.
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Okay, not a big deal, but maybe a big
deal for you.
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Remember back in college when I took you
to a Cypress Hill concert, and you
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asked me, do you think anyone here is on
drugs?
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Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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What's on that thumb drive?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Hey, Jeff.
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Hey, man. I hope I didn't ruin the
wedding. Oh, no.
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Nobody even cared.
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Except for the photographer. He said
you're in every picture.
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Hi, guys. Hey, man.
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Hey,
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we're all going to the boardwalk for our
last night. You in?
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Oh, uh, yeah, maybe.
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Yes, you should come.
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If you'll send me a break.
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Okay, great. Yeah, I just got to go to
my niece's.
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Wedding reception, but I can dip out
early. It's not even my goddaughter.
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the other one.
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Awesome. Okay, awesome.
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Cool.
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I'll see you later.
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Okay.
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Cool. No, that's cool. That is cool. You
are cool.
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Hey.
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Hey. Mark Brett dropped this off for
you.
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Okay, okay. I cannot emphasize enough
how not a big deal this is.
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Then why are you hiding it?
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Because we don't have to tell each other
everything, all right? I know you still
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Google your high school boyfriend, but
you don't tell me that.
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Yeah, because he cheated on me, and I
like that he's ugly now.
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Look, at the end of the school year, I
had a bunch of confiscated vapes from
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kids. So you started using them?
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How often are you doing this?
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Not often, just like at night.
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Every night?
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So when I'm suffering through
SportsCenter with you, you're high?
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I'm not high, all right? It's like a
glass of wine. I could do the...
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Saturday crossword. Not Pizza Man,
you'll die!
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I guess I'll find out for myself.
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Hey, honey, you know, if you want to go
on the boardwalk tonight, I'm happy to
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stay home with Gino. Nope, that is okay.
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I'm gonna bring him.
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Oh, are you sure?
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It gets pretty dirtbaggy after dark.
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The other night I saw a woman with a
three stooges, tube top, headbutt, her
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boyfriend and her boob popped out.
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Well, I think we can manage just fine.
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I'm the mom, right?
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Yeah, no, I'm just saying I'm happy to
stay home.
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I know you're happy to stay home because
then you would not have to see the man
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that you had sex with.
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Okay, you got me. I'll go.
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Wait, you guys, should we stop and get
beers?
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But they have live music, your greatest
hate.
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Honestly, it's a vibe.
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Uh, Catherine, are you late?
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Danny, I did a drug.
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I'm deciding I'm going to buy beers for
everybody.
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Beer, beer, beer, beer.
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Jeannie?
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I'll pump and dump.
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Oh, that's fun.
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Honestly, I get why you do this. If I
took this every night, I wouldn't feel
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miserable all the time.
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You'd feel miserable all the time? Hey,
Gus!
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Mark Brandt!
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Hey,
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man.
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Hey, Gus.
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Hiya. Hi, Mark.
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00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:25,180
Hey, Gus, do you think anybody is going
to judge me for drinking with a baby?
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On the Jersey Shore boardwalk?
258
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,820
So, I'm...
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Sorry I snuck out this morning.
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Is that what happened?
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I just assume I rolled over and the
arrow bed launched you out the window.
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00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:44,050
I just, I didn't want it to be awkward,
and I think maybe that I got in my head
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a little bit. Hey, look, no pressure
from over here. I mean, you're leaving
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tomorrow, right? This is the last night
we're ever going to see each other.
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Yeah.
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So we don't have to worry about
impressing each other.
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I wonder where this is going.
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Uh, it's going nowhere, baby. We can do
everything wrong if we want. Watch this.
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I love you, Ann.
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Okay.
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Well, let me try.
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That baby over there is my late husband.
273
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What?
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See, nothing matters. Yeah, trashy sort
of thing.
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A typical fork.
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Bitch gets high once and thinks she
works at NASA.
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What is this email from Brenda?
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Why is she accepting our offer?
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Okay, listen.
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Are you fucking serious?
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I'm wearing my father's face as a mask.
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What?
283
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,700
Well, I weigh like 10 pounds more than
you.
284
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,580
More than 10 pounds?
285
00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,040
So what I say doesn't matter, right?
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You're just going to do whatever you
want to do.
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No, come on, uncazzo, listen to me.
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This is how it always is with us.
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You call the shots and I go along with
it because I have to make you happy.
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Like, uh, Patrizia, our wedding song,
the Halloween decorations. I told you
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00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,740
could put the Dracula out. You just
couldn't turn it on.
292
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Fuck the Dracula.
293
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,850
This is a baby we're talking about. It's
not something I can just go along with.
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I said, Danny, I said I don't want to do
it, and I meant it.
295
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,470
So why did you say you wanted to do it
months ago?
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Because I would have loved to have a
baby with you.
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Okay. I would have loved to be fathers
together.
298
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,250
But I'm sorry.
299
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:08,890
We're older now.
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00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,530
I just think the window is closed.
301
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,930
But that's just fucking great.
302
00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,110
So, okay.
303
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,950
What's your big plans for us now?
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00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:24,550
Are we just going to redo our kitchen
over and over again?
305
00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:29,130
I don't want to get to the end of my
life, look back at this conversation and
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00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:30,170
think we fucked up.
307
00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,230
Aren't you afraid we're going to regret
this?
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We might regret it. We might.
309
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,650
But I don't regret it right now.
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I'm sorry, Danny.
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Feels like this night is done.
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00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,140
You know what? I'm going to get going,
too.
313
00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,440
Guys, I'm going to head out.
314
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,060
Okay, man. We'll check out that podcast
you told me about.
315
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,680
I'm going to check out that dry rub that
you recommended for steak.
316
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,360
No, it works on pork chops, too.
317
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Well,
318
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,280
Mark, it's been a great summer.
319
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,560
Yeah, it has. I'm sad to see it come to
an end.
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00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,520
Well, it has to, because this fall
you're going to be playing ball at
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I'm going to be...
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00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,150
A ballet school.
323
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:28,530
Yes, where you will incorporate hip -hop
into the dance routines.
324
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:30,650
I sure will.
325
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,710
Okay. Oh, this has been really fun.
326
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:35,090
Thank you, Mark.
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00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,610
Um, just give me your number.
328
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,130
No, what?
329
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:47,090
No, I thought we were never going to see
each other again. Okay, yeah. No,
330
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,830
you're breaking the rules. You're right.
You're totally right.
331
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:51,510
I'm sorry. I don't know why I... Anyway.
332
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,660
It was really nice to meet you. Yeah.
And don't forget, you're winning.
333
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,440
Okay,
334
00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:58,820
bye, everybody.
335
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,740
Ciao.
336
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:01,980
Bye.
337
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,380
Okay, guys, this baby is done.
338
00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:25,910
How was your night out with Mark?
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00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:27,490
It was good.
340
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:33,370
Yeah, and I know you guys were hoping
that it would be something more, but I'm
341
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:34,430
glad it didn't go any further.
342
00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:41,590
Your bra's in that bagel bag. Oh, Danny,
why didn't I take his number? He was so
343
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:42,590
nice.
344
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:46,550
Why did I say no? I'm such a stupid
idiot.
345
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,510
No, honey, you're not.
346
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:49,830
Oh, God.
347
00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:55,830
Jacked up decisions.
348
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:59,130
Maybe it's because we're old.
349
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,870
The stakes are too high.
350
00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:06,470
Every decision feels like I'm trying to
stick the landing on my entire fucking
351
00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:07,470
life.
352
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,090
Well, at least it's almost done.
353
00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:50,170
I wish I could have told you sooner.
354
00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:53,270
Oh, you didn't know?
355
00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:59,870
No, but there were moments, you know,
even months ago when I thought, do we
356
00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:00,870
really want this?
357
00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:06,430
There was one of them when I suggested
we do the baby's room in white suede.
358
00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:08,370
Yeah.
359
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,570
What you want does matter.
360
00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:17,390
And if you believe it's something we
shouldn't do, then maybe we shouldn't.
361
00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:20,470
Are you sure?
362
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:22,770
No.
363
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,670
Are you sure?
364
00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:27,090
I think.
365
00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:30,390
How can you ever be sure?
366
00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:38,690
Well, there is a book I know of.
367
00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:47,150
Random House Audio presents The Three
Magic Questions by Dr. Suzanne Solner as
368
00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:48,150
read by the author.
369
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:53,680
Prologue. When I was 27... Oh my God,
that's her voice? My life was at a
370
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,660
crossroads. One path in front of me.
371
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:09,020
Upon checkout, please strip all beds and
start laundry, but only sheets, not
372
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:12,620
towels, unless it's Sunday, in which
case, please wash both using detergent
373
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:15,300
under the sink, not the one labeled for
guests. I live in hell.
374
00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:30,130
How you doing?
375
00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:34,750
Well, I can no longer feel my heartbeat
in my eyes, so better.
376
00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:38,370
I'm sorry.
377
00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:40,570
Here, look.
378
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:42,410
Summer's over.
379
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:43,470
We're done with this.
380
00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:46,890
Okay.
381
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:51,090
But, you know, in the future, if you're
struggling, you don't have to secretly
382
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:54,310
get high. Like, when I ask you if you're
okay, tell me the truth.
383
00:24:54,730 --> 00:24:55,810
Yeah, totally.
384
00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:03,100
I mean, okay, except I feel like you
don't ask if I'm okay.
385
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,600
You ask if I'm better, which is a little
bit different.
386
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:12,040
Okay, well, I am too hungover to take
the emotional SATs right now. What do I
387
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,040
do? You don't like it when I'm
struggling, right? I can feel you
388
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:19,860
You're getting annoyed that I'm, like,
not done with whatever this is yet,
389
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:24,040
right? And that's why I've been getting
high every night. Okay, so this is my
390
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:24,779
fault now?
391
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:28,650
I just want my husband to be happy and
our house to not... feel like an Edgar
392
00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:33,490
Allan Poe immersive experience. Oh,
okay. And that's all me. Because you're
393
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,190
fucking rainbow bright, right?
394
00:25:35,610 --> 00:25:38,750
I mean, you said it last night. You're
miserable all the time.
395
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,530
Yeah, because when you're down, I'm
down.
396
00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:42,849
Oh, bullshit.
397
00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:46,390
If you think that I'm your only
problem... I'm sorry, what does that
398
00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:47,390
are my problems?
399
00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:51,050
Well, I don't know. Because you never
tell me what's wrong with you. You only
400
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,470
told me what's wrong with me.
401
00:25:53,090 --> 00:25:54,090
Because I'm fine.
402
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:55,990
Oh, yeah. You're perfect.
403
00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:59,730
Oh, and here's your sniffing sandal.
Thank you.
404
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:07,690
Okay.
405
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,870
Look, maybe it's nobody's fault, right?
406
00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:19,890
Maybe we're just in a bad pattern.
407
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,870
I feel like everything I try just makes
you feel worse.
408
00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:24,770
So maybe we need to...
409
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,150
Stop trying. Just, like, freeball it.
410
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:32,930
Like, instead of you trying so hard to
make me happy and me trying to pretend
411
00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:37,050
that I am, like, we're each responsible
for our own happiness.
412
00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:43,110
So we're still married, but we stopped
trying to fix each other.
413
00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:45,690
Yeah. Doesn't that sound nice?
414
00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:48,070
Yeah.
415
00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:50,210
Can we workshop the name?
416
00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:53,470
I'll tell you what.
417
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:58,560
I will call it free -balling. You call
it whatever the fuck you want to. Right?
418
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,740
See? We've already begun.
419
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,480
Which brings me back to my point.
420
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,640
You already have the answer.
421
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,880
The questions just serve to illuminate
them.
422
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,100
Oh, my God, it's Suzanne.
423
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:29,660
It's all there within you.
424
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:35,860
So without further ado, we begin by
saying the decision that's troubling you
425
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,880
aloud. Should we have a baby?
426
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:42,940
And now, as I ask the magic question,
don't think.
427
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,920
Just say the answer that you already
know.
428
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,980
Is this right for me?
429
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,920
No.
430
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,380
Is this right for the world?
431
00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:56,340
Stupid question. Is this right for us?
432
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,840
No.
433
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,020
Congratulations, dear reader.
434
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:03,440
You have now answered...
435
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:11,180
It's
436
00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,180
okay.
437
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,100
Really.
438
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,800
Maybe you don't get to do everything.
439
00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:24,850
That's just the way it goes.
440
00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:32,990
Like, we didn't get to have a baby, but
we also didn't get to be
441
00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:34,110
models in Milan.
442
00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:37,910
I wasn't modeling in Milan. You know
what I mean.
443
00:28:41,570 --> 00:28:47,530
But what we have gotten to do is really
wonderful.
444
00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:50,870
I love our lives together.
445
00:28:51,710 --> 00:28:52,710
I do, too.
446
00:29:12,170 --> 00:29:13,330
Okay, I'm all packed up.
447
00:29:14,050 --> 00:29:15,210
I'm just going to give Gino his bottle.
448
00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:18,950
Oh, no, honey, I wouldn't. He'll fall
asleep. I would just wait until we get
449
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,430
the car, that way he'll sleep on the
way.
450
00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:23,250
Gino, he's on the way.
451
00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:25,370
Actually, I'm going to take him for a
walk.
452
00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:03,530
Do you want to go in the ocean?
453
00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:05,870
Do you want to go in the ocean, Gino?
454
00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:07,650
Oh,
455
00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:09,550
that's right.
456
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:12,310
Oh, Mama's got you.
457
00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:15,010
Mama's got you.
458
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,350
And Mom.
459
00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,770
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