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Oh, great!
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Hi, Wiz. We're here to hang out.
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But it's Kazuma and the girls.
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Welcome.
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We are sorry to bother you.
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What do we do in the tent
of the undead?
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You saw me, didn't you? Why are you ignoring me?
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If it isn't Yunyun,
my self-proclaimed rival.
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I am not self-proclaimed!
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What, you're not?
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No! We really are rivals!
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This girl is a crimson demon
we ran into recently.
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He calls himself Megumin's rival,
and challenges her whenever he can, but...
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Come on, Megumin,
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even though we have met
by complete coincidence...
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today we will settle our dispute!
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Bless this wonderful choker!
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Episode
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Solve what?
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In addition, I have won
almost all of our matches.
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Don't mention it!
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Sorry...
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We will leave so as not to cause
trouble in the store.
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Don't worry.
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I know you started shopping at my store.
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because you heard that Megumin
and his friends often stop by.
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You will see...!
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I'm taking this today!
This cute choker!
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Have you been coming here all the time
hoping to run into Megumin?
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You know, Yunyun?
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You can stop by the mansion
whenever you want, okay?
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What? Really?
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But if I show up later
with drinks and food...
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do you promise me
that you won't make a face of disgust
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because I was only invited out of commitment?
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As irritating as ever, eh?
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If you want to go, just go and go!
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Besides, are we going to fight, compete or what?
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Wait, Megumin!
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I'm not used to talk to so many people...
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Can we postpone it until the afternoon?
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Why don't you ever make up your mind!
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That's why you have no friends!
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Hey, can I have some tea?
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And by the way, something to eat.
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Right away, Mrs. Aqua! I'll be right back!
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Are you all right?!
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Sorry, I'm fine!
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Hey, how long do you plan to be?
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Let me help.
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As scandalous as ever...
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Are you ok?
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I would kill for a little peace...
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How about this?
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Let's go, let's go!
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Yes!
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"One of the store's
strangely popular items in the store.
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A choker that fulfills your wishes".
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I don't know if this is the best way
to sell a product.
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And for 100,000 eris, it's not cheap.
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What is this?!
Can you explain it to me?!
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They grew again?!
Do you plan to sell melons?!
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Stop it! Don't take it out on me
just because you're still flat!
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Damn it!
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They are so flexible...!
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Hey, this tea is a little cold.
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These undead and their frozen bodies....
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Sorry, Ms. Aqua!
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Are you telling me about this potion
to attract beasts?
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Would it make a man who looks like a beast
find me much more attractive?
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It is a potion to attract
beast type monsters.
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They will attack whoever drinks it relentlessly.
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I'll take it!
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What? Are you sure?
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They will become very violent...
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Is it one of those items
that improve your luck when you equip them?
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Kazuma!
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That's...!
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The choker that fulfills your wishes?
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Was I wrong to put it on?
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In addition to not being able to take it off
until you get your wish,
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is adjusted every day
you pass without fulfilling your wish.
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Was she cursed?!
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No! It is very popular among women.
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It helps motivate them to lose weight.
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Should I fulfill my own wish?
Are you serious?!
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Well? What did you wish for, Kazuma?
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The truth is that I did not wish
anything in particular.
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That's terrible, Kazuma!
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If we do nothing, it will gradually
little by little until on the fourth day...
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You're saying I'll die for a dieting gadget?!
for dieting?!
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It's my fault...
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Kazuma picked it up
because I dropped it, and now...
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I'm also to blame
for yelling at you.
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No. If Aqua and I
hadn't distracted Wiz...
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Sorry, Kazuma.
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It's my fault!
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I shouldn't have left something so dangerous
within the reach of anyone.
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Kazuma...
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I will do whatever it takes
to remove your choker.
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Don't worry.
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I'll help too!
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For the greatest prodigy
of the crimson demons
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removing a magic artifact is nothing.
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Count me in as well.
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I did nothing wrong.
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But for the record...
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Sorry. But if you die,
I will use Resurrection.
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I don't know if I will agree to revive
the next time I die.
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I will go on strike.
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What are you saying?
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Don't we have to kill the Demon King?
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By the way, if I die,
our enormous debt will fall on you.
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I got it!
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I'll help too, okay!
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I'll do whatever you want
you can take off your choker!
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Whatever you want, you say?
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Excuse me, Kazuma...
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That's me.
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Are you comfortable?
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Your thighs are very comfortable,
cool and soft.
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And also...
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Seeing you so embarrassed makes it all better.
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Yes?
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Well, thanks, I guess...
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A wish-fulfillment choker?
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It's better than I thought!
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There are still four days left
to strangle me...
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I'll figure it out.
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He does not mince his words
nor from the first desire.
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Very good!
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I don't know what you will ask me,
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but I will bear all that...
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Take off your armor and do 100 push-ups.
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One, two,
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three, four,
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five, six...
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Not bad at all.
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I am exposed to his beastly gaze
hungry with no escape...
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In his head it must be even worse.
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To see me humiliated in such a way...!
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No...
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No more...!
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But as a gentleman,
I can't afford to lose.
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I can't believe it.
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Do you intend to use beauties like us
to satiate your baser instincts?!
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You go buy me some yakisoba bread.
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Why?!
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Mrs. Aqua!
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And now...
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You are rivals, right?
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No, that's what Yunyun says.
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They will have a little competition.
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If you insist... I dare you, Megumin!
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Why do you sound so happy?
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I will choose the type of competition.
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Deciding who won
will also be at my discretion.
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Hey...
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Is not lying on your lap
is not done on the back?
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Where I come from,
we also tend to do it that way.
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Really?
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Here it is!
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How slow! And treat me like a gentleman!
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Yes, sir!
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Hey...
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You ate half of it, didn't you?
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It's not true!
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You look like a fucking squirrel!
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Rock, paper, scissors!
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The world is destined
to grant me victory!
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What are those two doing...?
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The one who loses gets naked.
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You really don't beat around the bush, do you?
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Even I am surprised.
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Yunyun, at this rate,
we're both going to be hurt.
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Someday I will lead
the crimson demons...
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I can't lose to you!
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Thinking of playing hard to get right now?
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You're not going to force me
to do the same, are you?
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Buy me an expensive sparkling wine.
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Why?!
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Mrs. Aqua!
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Rock, paper, scissors!
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One more time! One more time!
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Once again, more, more, more!
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Rock, paper, scissors!
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One more time! One more time!
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If they keep it up for three more rounds,
both will remove a garment.
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Yunyun...
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I trust you.
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You are both my rival and my friend....
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I know you will not be swayed
by their words.
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Megumin...
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I trust you too.
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Let's go on. One more time!
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What's wrong with you?!
Are you mad because you lost?!
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Wait! My clothes will fall off!
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Stop it!
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Hey, Kazuma, shouldn't you stop them?
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Wiz...
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I have no choice.
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It's the only way
to take off my choker.
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It is true...
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Thank you for your understanding.
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Kazuma!
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I finished the 100 push-ups.
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I never thought
that you would leave me in there alone...
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The humiliation and loneliness I felt...
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Now, 100 squats.
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Konosuba!
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I, despite being a goddess,
I have been defiled...! Defiled!
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Tell me, has the choker come off yet?
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As much as it weighs on me,
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looks like I'll have to keep
wish fulfillment tomorrow.
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Konosuba!
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Konosuba!
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After that, we kept on
trying to fulfill all my wishes.
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Why do I have to do this?
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Do I exercise again today?
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What a shame...
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I don't know why,
but there's something sinister about this outfit.
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Let's go on!
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I just have to take a bath...?
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Yes, nothing else.
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As I watch you.
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You will defile the goddess again, won't you?
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What will I do this time?
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Find a hot spring.
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You can, can't you?
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Huh? Why?
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Aren't you a water goddess?
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Sorry, weren't you the goddess
of party tricks?
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I will do it!
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You will see my goddess powers!
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Are you itching anywhere?
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I would say the front part.
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What? Your p***?
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I hope you drop it...
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It seems that the choker
tightens again.
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What am I going to do, am I going to die?
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Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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There you go.
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What are you afraid of? You said yourself p***.
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Megumin...!
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Come on, get it off me! Do it!
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Take it off!
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My f***!
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It's coming, sorry...
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Let's go!
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Hurry up!
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Let's go!
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Here it comes!
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Konosuba!
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Why is it not removed?
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They have fulfilled my every wish.
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Don't you have desires
that are not perverted?
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What am I missing?
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Wiz, can I have something to drink?
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Ah, yes.
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From your mouth.
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Damn it!
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Tomorrow is the fourth day!
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It's clear that your dirty tricks
don't work!
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What, useless goddess!
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Do you think I can do anything with
my special magic, Light of Saber?
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00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,670
You're not doing a bad job!
268
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,650
I've done the best I can!
269
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,540
I see!
270
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,380
And what do you mean "dirty?
271
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,520
Are you saying that we can remove
the choker after decapitating him?
272
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:45,350
Every man dreams of drinking
from a girl's mouth!
273
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,980
That would kill him!
274
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:50,380
I was just wondering
if the choker could be cut.
275
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,860
Kazuma! Kazuma!
276
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,210
That thing strangles you a little at a time.
277
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:55,600
How does it feel?
278
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,300
It must be great, right!
279
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,570
Don't you just love that slow pressure!
280
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:01,410
I can't take it anymore!
281
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,580
Is there nothing else you want?
282
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,580
I can't think of anything.
283
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,960
Well, you'd better start thinking.
284
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,840
I don't want you to die!
285
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,290
Tomorrow is the last day...
286
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,890
It was you, Yunyun.
287
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:36,280
Why do you go to such lengths
to help Kazuma?
288
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,900
If Kazuma were to die,
289
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:43,990
who will carry me home
after using my explosive magic?
290
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:48,180
Their existence is necessary
to master the explosions.
291
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,580
In addition...
292
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,080
Kazuma is my friend.
293
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:27,160
The best crimson demon
would never abandon a friend.
294
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,960
I hear you.
295
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:33,890
I am also partly to blame,
296
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,920
so let's take that choker off.
297
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,330
You can't imagine the atrocities
I could ask for.
298
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,300
I don't care! As long as it's with you...
299
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,910
Don't get any funny ideas!
300
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,860
Thank you, girls.
301
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:59,280
They made me very happy.
302
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:04,650
You won't ask us for more atrocities
like yesterday's?
303
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,970
This is fine.
304
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,490
Thank you for fulfilling my whims.
305
00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:10,060
I am very grateful.
306
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:14,490
I did nothing more
but exercise and bathe!
307
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,750
Couldn't you ask me something more... daring?
308
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:22,650
I had a shameless life.
309
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:27,120
Satisfying all your desires
only leaves you with an emptiness.
310
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,850
Do scum lose the will to live
to live after satiating their desires?
311
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:35,860
When I die, keep my sweater.
312
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:39,700
Let it be proof
that I lived in this world.
313
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:41,890
Wait...
314
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,690
Aqua.
315
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,200
The bread with yakisoba
and the sparkling wine you bought...
316
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,490
were very tasty.
317
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,230
Kazuma...
318
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,300
Kazuma...
319
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,470
Kazuma...
320
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,500
Kazuma...
321
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,250
Don't die, Kazuma.
322
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,480
We have to defeat together
the Demon King, don't we?
323
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:24,740
Yes...
324
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,970
I will not let you die.
325
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:31,010
You can ask for whatever you want.
326
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,300
Is this what it feels like to be at peace?
327
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,130
I see.
328
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,990
As it is the end,
I would like to apologize.
329
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,010
Megumin...
330
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:55,670
When I was carrying you home after
you used your explosive magic,
331
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,620
I was doing my best to feel
your chest against my body
332
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,500
I was getting comfortable and changing my posture.
333
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,770
Sorry.
334
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,070
Yunyun, Wiz...
335
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,250
Whenever I talk to you,
336
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,760
my gaze always goes down to her breasts.
337
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,120
Wiz is very busty
338
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,760
and Yunyun's clothes are very revealing....
339
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,790
I even blamed you guys
for being the way you are.
340
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,540
Sorry.
341
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,650
Darkness...
342
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,760
Since we started living together,
343
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,740
I only see you as a pair of boobs.
344
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,240
You are boobs.
345
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:31,550
Boobs.
346
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,970
Sorry.
347
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,220
You're not thinking of blaspheming
against a goddess like me, would you?
348
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,310
Aqua,
349
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:41,370
when we slept in the stables...
350
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,310
I can't eat anymore...
351
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:54,910
I did everything I could to feel
some interest in you, but it didn't work.
352
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:56,760
Sorry.
353
00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:00,010
Don't give up so soon, Kazuma!
354
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,790
Don't give up!
355
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,460
I beg you!
356
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,800
Now I can leave in peace.
357
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,840
Thank you very much indeed.
358
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,150
Huh? Why?
359
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,850
I would kill for a little peace...
360
00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:24,680
Was my wish to be at peace?
361
00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:32,130
Girls, you look at me like I'm trash.
362
00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:34,380
Hey, you crappy nini,
363
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,870
why don't you put it on again?
364
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:42,850
Don't worry. I can assure you
that your dear friends will save you.
365
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,520
Hey...
366
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,480
can I tell you something?
367
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,570
Go ahead.
368
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,230
Try not to die
because of ridiculousness like that.
369
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,880
I don't know what to say.
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