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Look, it's no use you going on like
this.

Going on? I haven't said a word.

Well, that's just it. Even when you're
quiet, you're nagging.

Look, the new plant has developed a
fault, and I'm the senior engineer.

It's my job to find it. It could cost
the company a fortune, you know.

Yeah, so you say.

I don't see why it's got to take a whole
week.

Why you have to take your squash racket
and your short to make the boiler?

A boiler?

Is that all you've learnt in ten years?

It's a hydroelectric plant.

The biggest in the country.

I'm going to be working flat out all
week. I need some exercise and

don't I?

That rotten old bank.

Why have they got to send you out to
Scotland, Jojo?

Tell me you'll miss me, Jojo. Every
second away from you is going to be like

eternity, my sweetiekins.

But you know what it's like.

Somebody's got to go up and check their
accounts each year.

Someone's got to make sure the books are
straight.

Tell me you'll miss me terribly.

More than you will your stupid wife.

I'll miss you terribly.

Not like that. In a special way. You
know.

Oh, not again, my love.

I couldn't. You haven't let me sleep all
night.

I'm not a young man, you know.

But I shan't see you for a whole week.

Look. Just relax.

Lay there.

I'll do it.

We've only been married two weeks.

How can they send you away so soon?

It's just not fair.

Well, I know it's not fair.

But, you know, they're very important
clients.

Oh, very important clients.

Say you'll miss me. Say you'll be true
to me.

Tell me you love me.

Of course I love you.

I'm going to miss you.

Well? How can I be untrue to you?

No, no, no. Kiss me.

One more thing, Albert.

Just let me find out that you've been
seeing that floozy from the underwear

department the year before it.

Oh, no, love, no, no. I want no anky
-panky from you, Albert, as soon as

out of my sight. How do you know? Do you
hear me, Albert?

I do, love, I do, yes.

Bye, love. Bye, Albert.

Albert! Oh,

thanks, love.

Now, you do hear me, don't you, Albert?

And so, gentlemen, it's my job to
welcome you to the start of your well

break.

My name is Penny, and I'll be on hand
throughout your stay with us.

Forget the cares of business life, the
hurly -burly and bustle of the offices

and banks in which you've all worked so
hard.

For one week, you'll reap the benefits
of your labours. You will relax, be

pampered and pleasured.

The staff at Mega Boob Manor are all
hand -picked by our principal.

who will greet you on your arrival.

Our only task is to ensure that you want
for nothing.

This is to be your reward from your
grateful employers.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Welcome to Megaboot Manor. I know that
you're all acquainted with each other

through your local chamber of trade.

Allow me now to introduce you to my
girls.

My name is Patricia.

I'm known as Mummy Megaboot.

Now this is Sally, and here's Mary,
Sophie,

Sarah, Esther, and Susan.

A girl's job will be to make the most
pleasurable time of her life.

Right,

girl. Take our guests to their rooms and
make them comfortable.

We'll all meet in the bar for drinks
later this evening.

Just a bit worried about my heart.

We'll soon take care of that.

Thanks very much, darling.

Hello?

Jane? Jane, is that you? It's Dorothy.

Dorothy? What's the matter? You sound
upset.

Upset? Wouldn't you be upset?

It's my Joseph.

He's left me.

Joseph left you?

Absurd. He wouldn't leave you. Last
week, he tells me that he's gone away to

check the account of the bank in
Scotland.

So yesterday, I packed his case and he
caught the train at midday.

He didn't phone me this morning, so I
phoned his bank in Scotland.

Oh, dear. I am sorry.

It gets worse.

I phoned his branch and spoke to that so
-called secretary of his. And?

She gave me the same story he had.

So what's the problem?

You know how stupid those backward
people can be. Perhaps they've made a

mistake. Mistake?

It's that fawning secretary of his who
made the mistake.

She said she drove him to the bus
station this morning.

So where's he been all night? Is that
what you're saying?

It's not last night I'm worried about.

I've known for a long while that he
works off his so -called excess energy

top of that secretary.

He used to say he was jogging, but I
know. No, what worries me is where he's

going to be for the next week.

All his sports clothes have gone, his
swimming trunks. He only wears them once

year in Ibiza.

His flowery T -shirts and his squash
racket. His squash racket?

I guess you're supposed to do that.

You're safe?

I think.

She's going to take me for an assisted
jacuzzi later on, whatever that may be.

Have you any idea?

Serge, mate, I still can't believe this
is happening.

If Jane and Dottie found... Shh, don't
mention those names here.

We're here to forget about them for the
whole week, mate.

This is the business, Sophie.

Who'd have believed it, eh?

You've made a really great game. Where
was the bit for your eggs? Any more of

that and I'll come out there and drag
you in here with me.

But you don't have to drag me in.

So you want to find out about the
assisted part of the jacuzzi?

Assisted?

Yeah, you bet.

Okay.

How wonderful.

Sorry, I couldn't sense it.

Don't worry about it.

Come on in.

Yeah, join us.

Yeah,

do it. It's nice and warm.

Good evening, everybody.

I am pleased you settled in so quickly.

As you may know, this idea of rewarding
the top employee with a crud bill came

from the Chamber of Trade.

They decided it would be a good idea not
only to give their usual reward of a

week's holiday, but to make the most
unforgettable experience for you.

Is there anything at all you require
during your stay? You have only to ask

young lady.

Oh, and don't worry about your wife.
That's all been taken care of.

And now I think dinner's served.

The snivelling little wretch.

If only I'd known.

How could he possibly do a thing like
that to me?

Well, we're not sure whether they're up
to anything.

But it all seems a bit suspicious.

It appears to be connected with the
Chamber of Trade thing.

Look, I must be going now. I've got to
see some other wives this evening.

And if there is anything wrong, we can
decide what to do.

You know what?

You're the tastiest little morsel I've
ever seen.

Do you know what I've got to do to you?

No. Go on, tell me.

I'd love to cover you in chocolate and
cream.

And cover it all over your body and lick
it.

Every part of you.

Oh,

it's

all right for that lot over there. They
don't have to face up to my wife when

they get back.

The dragon.

That's what they call her at Brinkley.

You know, I used to enjoy myself when we
used to marry. The cheap was a stock to

all us.

I used to... I used to like to go
clubbing. I became a snooker with the

a Friday night.

It was just a bit of fun, really.

Can, uh... Can you play the flute for
me?

I don't know.

Maybe you should sit down.

Oh! I said, you know, sometimes if we
have a table here, I

think I might.

Oh, dear.

They were hardly right, but they said
everything we wanted was here.

Albert, don't ever go and teach me what
to do.

If you just hold it there. Just one more
move.

And leave it at the back, just there.

And I'll get a cue and don't you move.

Ah!

Jesus!

Let's just get the badger and the
badger.

I don't think I can take much more of
this.

I haven't even started yet.

Now how about a real mega -biz man a
-massage? A what?

You heard, now lay still and we'll be
back in a minute.

Hello.

I'm not supposed to sprinkle milk, don't
you know?

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what I'm saying. I'll tell
you what makes it right.

Okay, right.

You're okay. Excuse me, everyone. I
don't swear.

See you later.

Bye. Bye.

I'm going to get it. I'm going to get
it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to

it. I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get it.

Right.

Well, that's nearly perfect.

Oh, yes.

That's absolute.

Just move that leg. Right.

Oh.

Keep it as straight as you possibly can.

That's, I think, the perfect snooker
position if you like to have a go.

Oh.

Am I getting it now, Albert?

Not at the moment, love, but you will.

You know, that's almost the perfect
position I have ever seen on a snooker

table. Now, love, let us just stretch a
little more.

That's it.

Stretch more. Go on.

Oh, that's right in the arm.

Can I just say, you've got me into that
position on purpose.

Just look what's happened now.

It's thrown out.

What am I going to do now?

Well, you could take it all off, my
dear.

Albert, you naughty boy.

Well, I'm sorry I didn't want to offend
you. I must have had a little bit too

much wine.

Do you really think I'm pretty?

Oh, it's one of the finest sights that
I've ever seen.

Do you know, love, I'm no spring
chicken, but I haven't felt like this

first started courting.

Oh, yeah, sweet.

Oh.

Don't you think my bits are too big? I
mean, I can never keep them in my dress.

They're the most wonderful pair that
I've had the privilege to set my eyes

Do you know, I'm head of a department in
one of the biggest departmental stores

in town.

I've often wondered what it would be
like to be in lingerie.

It'd be a lot more different than garden
tools and furniture.

Oh.

Do you know I'm head of a department in
one of the biggest departmental stores

in town?

I've often wondered what it would be
like to be in lingerie.

Never again? Never again.

Oh, Christ.

I'm dying.

Hi, fellas.

Thank you.

Not at all.

Back in a minute, she says.

And guess who she came back with?

Go on, go on.

Madam, um, the boss, you know, uh,
mega... Big tits. Big tits. Yeah, yeah,

Yeah, her.

Came in naked as the day she was born.

Oh, yeah.

She laid in and said, climb aboard.

I mean, what is a bloke supposed to do,
eh? Do the business.

You did.

I did.

Just like being at the bank, I suppose.

At the bank? Yeah.

Put it in, make a deposit, withdraw.

All night.

All night.

Look,

I honestly don't know if I can go
through with this. It seems, well, you

sneaky somehow.

It just does seem sneaky.

Well, I've spoken to all the other wives
and we're all agreed you're the only

one who's got any chance of getting that
creep from the Chamber of Trade to tell

us where those rats are.

Let's be honest, he's hardly going to
succumb to Dottie's charms, is he?

Or mine, either, for that matter.

You're the youngest and the prettiest,
and it's down to you.

I must be going.

Let me help you if you can.

Oh, thanks.

Remember, we're all relying on you.

Look, why don't you get on the phone to
him right away?

He's probably old and ugly.

I know it won't be easy, dear, but do
whatever you have to to get this

information.

OK, I'll figure it out.

Thanks. Okay, bye.

Bye.

Yeah.

I wonder if it's possible.

What's possible? To do it in the
swimming pool.

Of course it is.

Well, I don't know. You might have a bit
of trouble getting it up.

And when you do get it up, you might
bounce off. Bounce off?

You blame me, don't you? You touch it
and bounce it.

I didn't mean it that way.

Well, there's only one way you're going
to find out.

I always get mummy megaboots to fix it
for you. Hey, that sounds like a bit of

fun.

Simple law of dynamics, isn't it? Simple
law of nature, mate. See? Albus got it

right. A simple law of fun.

A simple law of...

Well, Linda girl, you've really done it
this time.

Just grit your teeth and smile.

Hello,

I'm Mike from the Chamber of Trade.

And there you have it.

Oh, there he wants it. And the pool.

Well, why not? It won't be the first
time.

But you think he might need a little,
how can I put it, help in getting it

together? Getting it helped, really.

You see, he's just recently married and
he may be having some guilt feelings

about the whole thing. I was wondering
possibly if you could fix something up

for him, just to put his mind back in
the right track.

I'll have to think about that. Now, let
me see.

Well, I think I might know what'll do
the trick.

You get him in the pool and I'll get the
girls.

Great. Thanks very much.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Moore. I just don't
think I can help you.

Please call me Mary.

Look, I know you have all these rules
and so on, but I've just got to know

he is. Just knowing where he is, that's
all.

I'm sorry.

Look, I won't tell anyone that you told
me. It'll be my little secret.

I'd do anything to find out.

You really mean that, don't you?

You're going to make me, aren't you?

Look, you started this, not me.

You're going to make me, aren't you?

Do you want me to make you?

Maybe it's easier if I have to do it.

I want to see your body, and you're
going to show me.

Turn around.

Take rest.

Come here.

We've been asked to assist in a serious
experiment.

The question is, can you do it in a
swimming pool?

Albert is very kindly offered to be the
judge.

So select your partners and let's get to
it.

Come on.

One of those long evenings, you don't
know what to do

with yourself.

One of those long evenings, when you
feel like your heart

is on the shelf.

Don't you get down.

Well, what's erotic? It wouldn't do for
everyone to be the same.

Oh, I agree.

It would be pretty dull.

But, I mean, it is nice once in a while
to watch a girl making herself look

pretty. You know, like they do in the
Hollywood films, lying in a bath full of

soap, wearing sexy clothes and make -up
their lot. Do you know what I mean?

Well, life's not really like that, I'm
afraid.

Yeah, no, that's the trouble. It should
be.

Life should be full of glamour.

Well, I tell you what, we'll do a deal.

I'll make your wish come true if you'll
help me.

Me? Help you?

How? Well, for years I've had this
dream.

Okay.

Okay.

Thank you.

Well, it still doesn't seem right.

I mean, we're no better than they are.

And we're no worse, either.

If those stupid fools think they can
leave us here twiddling our thumbs while

they're living it up with some glamour
pussies, I, for one, certainly oughtn't

to let them get away with it.

Come here, young man. We need your help
as well.

Come over here.

Well? I've never cheated on my Albert.

You know, I'm really going to enjoy it.

Gentlemen,

it was the wish of one of you that he be
allowed to lick fruit and cream from

the body of the lovely Sally.

With the gentleman concerned, please
step forward.

Your wish is our command.

Please help yourself.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Come on, Albert.

Come on, Albert. Come on.

You know, it's funny.

You read about this sort of thing
happening in the newspaper and on the

but you don't think it's actually true.

I mean...

It doesn't actually happen to ordinary
folk like us.

Oh, I suppose I can't really blame my
Albert.

I mean, I'm not the greatest girl in the
world, I have to admit.

Hmm, I feel the same way about my Frank.

I suppose he misses the sex and thrills
the willing young body.

Oh, that's nonsense, Jane.

I'm sure your body can thrill him just
as much as those young things.

You think so?

I wish it could be that way.

I've forgotten how to be sexy and
provocative.

I shan't say any about this when he gets
home.

I thought I'd be ashamed of him and
myself, but I don't feel that way at

I just feel, well, love, love all round
me.

Frank, he won't know what picked you.

You know, I bought these things
specially for today.

I knew it was going to be something
wicked.

I was frightened but fascinated.

I thought, I've got to see it through.

Right to the end.

I didn't know it was going to be such a
pleasure.

I thought the men had all the pleasure
and we got all the pain.

I don't know why I let you lot talk me
into this.

My sex life's fine.

I don't need any fear to boost it.

But I must admit, I wouldn't mind doing
it again.

Oh no, that's the end.