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I grew up in this
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And I know one thing's for sure
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Everybody's got a story to
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I've heard both kinds
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I like the Romantic sexy ones
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They're the kind of stories that people
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People think don't happen in real life
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But believe me
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Sometimes they do
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And in this city
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Anything can happen
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I started collecting these stories a few years
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I called them
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Night Dream
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Some of my favorites
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Like the one about
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The new guy in town
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Driving
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Turn on the Sunset Strip
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Small town guy on his first day in the city
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Looking for a prestigious Law Firm
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He prided himself on being prepared
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I'm prepared him for her
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She pulled up alongside of him in a red Jag like a vision of peering out of nowhere
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She had a perfect profile
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She was absolutely stunning
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Then she smile
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He smiled back
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Follow me
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He couldn't believe what was happening
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What was he getting himself into
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You took a deep
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And stepped inside
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But sudden
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There she was
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He just couldn't believe it was him
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Is bubble
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What's the second he
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Where did the car outside
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It's my husband she said urgent
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And he said
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Shut the hell out
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To call the day amazing would be an understatement
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His head was spinning
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I think he's going to like it here
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Like I said
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Some stories are true some are
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I happen to know this
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Because it happened to a friend of mine
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He was at a restaurant to meet his wife
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Adults been so busy today
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Rarely got to see each other anymore
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So she had this crazy idea to make a date
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She thought
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Spice up their relationship
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He went along with it anyway
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Someday
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This was turning
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For over an hour
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He couldn't believe it
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By his own wife
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He looked around the room
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That's quite surprised
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I said what
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He wasn't quite sure what would happen next
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But when she opened the door
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He thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world
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It wasn't quite sure what to do next
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Finally he figured he should at least go back downstairs
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Cancel the dinner reservation
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Perfect timing
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Who was there sitting at the bar waiting for him
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The most beautiful woman in the world
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His wife
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I don't know if you've ever worked for a large company
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I did for a while
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Didn't like it much
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But I did find out a few interesting things from a very surprising source
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Secrets from their
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Play Secrets From the other people I work with
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Secretaries in the Mailroom kids
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But nobody hides secrets from my buddy the night Watchman
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Nothing could get pretty boring on the night shift
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Just by pushing a couple of buttons
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He could tune in some really interesting stuff
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And he told me all about it
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Of course my buddy knew the big shot had the spare key
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Security gate
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Made for kind of an interesting evening for both of them
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Well it was almost 2:00 a.m. and his shift was over
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Just another day at the office
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I want to tell you about a guy I met in a bar one
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Said it was a private investigator
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He told me a story I'll never forget
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I had to wonder how a square Joker like him got into a fix like this one
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He told me it was because of a pair of beautiful eyes
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That can see right through a man
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You got a message from the secretary Blanche to get over to Beverly Hills on the double
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You spoke his language
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Statue
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With more angles than an architect can handle
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Her legs were long enough to make Route 66 Je
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And she had the kind of walk
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It could make a
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Play squirm in his dream
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And
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She needed help
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She told him she was a good girl from
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Who fell on bad times
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Well who hasn't fallen on bad times
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But somehow her having hard luck seem more like a crime
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Like something that shouldn't be allowed
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She met a guy
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Play some treated her well at first
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But then she found out he was with the mob
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But he wouldn't let her out
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He had people
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Connections
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Everywhere
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Maybe a rock could turn her away
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Play but not a man
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Not flesh and blood
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She asked for help and then said the one word that can melt a
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She looked at him when I was Angelic eyes and said
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Please
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She asked him to wait by the pool
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She was good
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Real good
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He was caught
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And sink
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As it turned out
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Add quite a little story to tell
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It seems her boyfriend
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A respected shipping Tycoon
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He had the peas name and address on him
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I had reported missing a week before
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You also seems she had made a mistake
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She didn't make sure he was dead before she took all the money and the jewels out of her boyfriend's safe
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And this lady
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For a
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To take the fall
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What can you do
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But try to get her out of his head
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Just think of her as a dream
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It
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In the
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Now this next story
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I can't vouch for
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I kind of Heard it Through the Grapevine from a friend who heard it from a Bellboy who worked at a ritzy Downtown hotel
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By the time it got to me this is how it went
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Apparently a guy checked into the hotel
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He always said timing was everything
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That boy was he right
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This particular night
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He came across a Damsel in Distress
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And I guess you could say it brought out the night
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But true or not I think you'll agree
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Timing is
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Everything
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Well like I told you before
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In this city
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Everybody's got a story to tell
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Including me
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I can't remember how many nights I've spent cruising aimlessly around this town
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I don't know what I'm looking for
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But I guess I haven't found it yet
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Of all the nights to be alone this was one I sure hadn't counted on
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I decided to head home
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I was minding my own business when a cop pulled me over
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I wanted to ask her what the hell was going on
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Is what happened next
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Like I said I have spent a lot of lonely night
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Is it my sweet wife didn't forget our anniversary
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Well I hope you enjoyed these stories
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I got plenty more of them
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But I think I'll save them for
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