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Thank you.

I'm telling you now.

There's something wrong with that girl.

She's a witch.

Carlos, that is no way to talk about your own flesh and blood.

I know, I know, but you know that.

She's too loose.

All men follow her feet and on top of it.

She fucked them all.

Well, who do you think she gets that from?

Me?

Please, Carlos.

I've had to fire five chambermaids in the last year because you couldn't keep

your cock in your pants.

Yeah, I know that.

But you know what? This conversation is not about me.

It's about our little Juanita.

But our daughter, you know that.

The rumor has it that she's been screwing around with some taco girl.

Well, believe it or not, if it's true, I'm going to send her to America to work

in one of our companies.

I'm telling you right now, I won't have a dyke disgrace in my house. Not even my

daughter, my own daughter.

You know, Carlos?

What? You worry way too much about what other people think.

Oh, really?

Really. Really, sure.

So what do you think about this?

About what, Juanita?

No.

We are going to be late.

Well, so we will, my love, so we will.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, that was great.

That was great.

My God.

Juanita, we need to talk.

Let me guess.

Papa thinks I'm a slut.

Are you?

Well, I'm just a girl that likes to fool around.

And that is exactly what's going to get you sent away.

What are you talking about?

Your father says if you don't stop fooling around with that girl at the

stand, he's going to send you to America to work.

He can't do that.

He can and he will.

Are you just going to stand and let him?

I have no choice.

I pray to God I'm not as weak as you, Mom. No man is ever going to tell me

to do.

They always do.

They always do, Juanita.

Please be careful.

Okay, Mom.

Well, good night.

Thank you.

No te va a dejar irte.

El señor Dimas va a irnos a montar a caballo.

Mi patrón.

No me va.

Dime.

Ah, no te va a dejar ir. Déjame hablar con él.

OK.

A ver, salte de ahí.

Hola, Dimas.

Hola, ¿qué nos pasa?

¿Me puede decir que Anesto se vaya hoy conmigo?

Porque tiene que trabajar hoy.

Okay,

no problem.

Okay. Okay,

gracias.

Something two hours, please.

Okay.

Okay, thanks.

Okay.

Okay.

Hello

in

Atlanta. Are you sure you want to do this?

Yes, I want to be with a woman at least once. Kiss me.

Sound goes blue.

What do we think of that?

We'll see you.

¿Te sientes tan bien?

Ahí vamos.

¿Dónde aprendiste todo eso?

Thank you

You don't answer.

You're so tired.

You seem like you know what to do.

Are you sure this is your first time?

Who could be now?

Yeah, this is Valdez.

Really? What's going on?

This is it!

To America with her!

Uncle Carlos, I understand.

When will Juanita be here?

Okay. Looking forward to it.

Bye now.

Remember I told you about my uncle who's part owner of this company?

Yeah. Well, he's going to be sending out his daughter with my cousin out here to

work, but sort of like a punishment.

Punishment? Punishment for what?

Well, supposedly, she screws around a lot out there.

My kind of woman. Hey.

You don't talk to yourself. You don't want to end up like that guy John

do you?

That's right.

You look kind of sexy with your hands down there anyway.

Cool.

Come here. I'm going to break time.

Oh,

man.

Oh no.

Let's give it our all.

Oh, fuck me hard, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Come on with me.

Oh, fuck.

Yuck. I'm East Mexico already.

But I won't be here long.

Once I've ruined Daddy's taxi company, he'll have to let me come home.

And I know just how to do it.

Hmm.

Juanita?

Yes?

Hop in. I'm your ride for work.

I'm Gina.

So?

Nice to meet you, too.

Rhonda, this is Gina.

I'm going to be heading on the freeway right now.

And hopefully I should be there in about an hour.

He's supposed to pick me up. Though, unless he's with another two -bit whore,

you know, he's history. That's the end of it. Goodbye.

We're here.

Hi.

Juanita, this is Rhonda.

You're the boss.

It's a pleasure.

Save it. Oh, stop being conceited. Okay, what's Phil?

Well, he just called. He's going to be late. He was just paid a visit by the

health inspector.

Health inspector?

Likely, sorry.

I'm going to take a nap in the back.

And while I do that, you two get acquainted.

No catfights, nothing.

Okay?

Oh, goody. So, Juanita, have you ever driven a cab before?

Do you like?

Penis boyfriend?

Bill? Bill? Well, if you like that type.

Do you like that type, Rhonda? Well, why do you want to know?

Wait, has anybody told you you have beautiful eyes?

Well, yes.

Gosh, I'm feeling rather funny.

Do you want to fuck Phil?

Yes, I do.

When Phil comes in, you won't be able to get your hands off him.

No, I won't.

So, have you ever driven a cab before, Juanita?

Hey, where's Gina?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hi.

I am. I am. I am.

Oh, for that big thing.

Oh.

Fuck me with your tongue.

Fuck my flat.

Fuck my whore pussy.

She made me do it.

I don't know what got into me. Just, you know, bear me. Okay, I quit.

As for you, I want a divorce.

Honey, damn you. Honey, please wait.

You, you had a part in this, didn't you?

Me? Yeah. Don't blame me, honey. You were the one with the dick up your ass.

Bitch.

Remember me?

Not really.

It has been a long time. I'm Carla, your cousin.

I'm thrilled.

You know, Uncle Carlos told me you had an attitude.

My father's a jerk.

Why do you have to be such a bitch?

Because I don't want to be here. I want to go back to Mexico.

Think again. The way your father made it sound, you're here for good.

Yeah, right.

this. What are you reading?

That's mine.

Spells and binding.

Now I get it.

You put that spell on Rhonda so she could jump on Phil, huh? Yeah, right.

What else? Can I ride up in a broomstick?

Think about it twice.

That's true. I'm sorry. What was I thinking?

Beats me.

Well, I gotta hit the road.

You know, we're like family around here, so just try to be a little nicer, okay?

Okay.

I'll try.

I want to go back to Mexico.

I'm going back to Mexico no matter what.

Hey, Gina, what's up?

They're just pigs.

Well, maybe I'm not the best one to talk to you, but what's up?

It's not your fault, Billy.

Oh, no. You're kidding me. Bill, you cheated.

With Rhonda, of all people. I wouldn't have lived up with Rhonda's boyfriend.

Oh, really?

Gina, could you come here a minute, please?

Um, who's that?

That's Connor's crazy cousin. I'll be right back. Hold on.

What is it?

Who is that?

Connor's boyfriend.

He's cute, isn't he?

Very. But off limits.

Would you like to go with him?

Yeah, but I wouldn't because I fell.

You're gonna go fuck Juan.

No, not Juanita.

Juan. Juan.

Juan.

Hey, what's up? What's up, Gina?

Nothing. Nothing?

I mean, what's going on?

Why don't you just fuck me?

What? Yeah.

What are you talking about?

You're nice and handsome.

What? No, no.

Don't psychoanalyze me. Just fuck me.

What are you talking about?

Come on.

Cousin, you're not going to believe what I just saw.

Gina and your man were going at it in the woods.

I don't believe you.

Come see for yourself.

They're still going at it.

Shit. What is this? Fuck over your best friends, eh? It wasn't me. It was Carla.

She put a spell over me.

What do you mean? She's evil or something?

She does black spells, you know. Black magic, everything. You know that.

You mean the book really does work?

Yes.

You have to get it away from her.

Or she destroys us all.

I got a plan.

Are you sure about it?

Listen.

Where is that little devil?

I sent her shopping.

Something no woman can resist.

Speaking of what no woman can resist, it says here in the book that if we find

someone more powerful than Juanita, possibly someone that can cast a spell

her, that might do the trick.

True. I know the perfect guy.

Who? They call him Mr.

X.

Anyone I know?

Do you have a big dick?

Car 4, go to 77th and Wiltshire.

You know, we can use our paychecks right about now. That would be nice. No

problem. Got it.

Hi.

Hi.

You know, maybe the steak's not that bad, after all.

Juanita, listen.

Tonight, I have a special fare for you.

You mean you want me to drive a taxi?

Well, that's what we do here. And since Carla and Gina have quit, I'm rather

shorthanded. Well, where would you like me to go?

Beverly Hills. Cool.

Yeah. All right.

Pretty cool.

She's going to get fit.

Hello? Hello?

Did somebody call a cab?

Hello?

Hello?

Did somebody call a cab?

Hello?

Hello?

Did somebody call a cab?

Do you want to pay the electric bill?

I like it this way.

This is weird. I'm out of here.

Is that what you really want, Juanita?

Let go of me.

Why won't you look at me? Perhaps you see too much of yourself.

Someone who knows the power of sexual magic.

You're crazy.

Look at me, Juanita. Look into my eyes.

Yes.

Much better. Now, you've been a naughty brat, haven't you?

Yes.

You've used the power of magic for evil purposes.

Yes.

Yes.

You must be stopped. Tell me, Juanita, what did you tell your mother you'd

let a man do to you?

I told her I'd never let a man tell me what to do.

You fear being tamed?

Yes.

Then that will be your true punishment.

Ah.

I see.

Any harder, we'll be through the wall.

Carve.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Well, any sign of Juanita yet?

Not yet.

You know, I hope Mr. X was strong enough for her. I don't know.

Oh, trust me. I'm sure he was.

Hey, look! Here she comes.

Hey, Juanita.

My name is now Harriet.

Harriet Jones.

Well, it's a good name for a good American wife.

Well, it looks like Mr.

X took care of her problems for us.

Yeah, really.

Well... Why are you guys dressed like that?

Like what? You know, you should be ashamed of yourself.

You should dress up like ladies.

Now, I'm going to go bake some cookies for my man.

Your man?

Yes, he's waiting outside.

We're getting married in a few days.

Toodles. Any chocolate chip cookies?

Well, looks like Carlos, Uncle Carlos, got his way.

Juanita's going to cook for one hell of a time. Yeah, for life.

We teach you real well.

You look like a nice guy, but it's so hard to tell.

The city is changing.

Just turn on the news.

You have to be careful. There's so much to lose.