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Shit. Can I just confirm that we have the same wing?

Good luck.

Good luck.

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions.

They can either tell the truth... Oh my god.

Yeah, get the milk ready. ...or suffer the wrath of the last day.

Whoever eats the most wings loses.

Okay, you start.

Last year was not only our first season as a team, but also my first year as an

F1 driver. Let me know how I stuck up against your former teammates by ranking

these F1 drivers by their ability behind the wheel.

Great.

Sergio Perez, Daniel Ricciardo, Fernando Alonso, and yours truly.

You look hungry.

You're the top.

If I'm ranking you as P1.

Tell me the other three.

All right, let me have a bite.

Oh, my God.

I didn't even bite it in my tongue already.

My body's like on fire.

I need to see another bite from you. No, I'm alright, mate.

Okay, you have to give me P2 then, if you're not going to eat the whole

wing. No, no, the whole question.

Is it that bad?

It's getting worse and worse.

That's really worse.

It looks like it's really helping.

I should have just replied.

Oh, my God.

You guys are not kidding with the wings, huh?

Is that about the question or the... No.

You were voted Rookie of the Year by your fellow F1 drivers. Now it's time to

return the love with some driver superlatives.

Refuse to answer one and eat a deaf wing.

Class clown?

Gabriel. Okay.

Biggest sneaker head.

Sneakerhead. Yeah.

Maybe Arvid Lindblad. He has some cool shoes.

Okay. These are some easy questions. Yeah, it's coming. It's coming.

I was waiting for the... Worst driver of the circuit.

Worst driver of the circuit? Yeah. Worst driver... Probably myself, actually.

You know how to answer politically.

All right. Yeah, get the milk ready.

Worst temper?

Worst temper? Yeah. Hadja.

Okay. And then the best one for the end.

Most likely to retire at the end of the season.

Well,

I mean, we have a few older drivers now.

It depends on how the year goes, I think. No, I just want a name.

I think if it continues as it is, I think Fernando will spend more time with

newborn. All right. He's won that one.

Friendship test.

Oh, my God.

Ah, finally.

I'm going to write down my answer. You have to guess my response.

What mistake caused me to fail my first driver's test? Should I write it down?

Okay.

That's what it said on the top side. They personalized it for me.

It's a long story.

It was on TikTok.

Let me draw it.

And then here.

Stop sign.

Here's me.

Are you going to make everyone believe that it was downhill and that's why you

didn't stop?

I'm driving down the hill in my car.

The stop sign is at the bottom of the hill.

And my field of view does not allow me to see the stop sign. I went

really slow, but I didn't stop.

That's a great racing driver excuse. Yeah, exactly.

Friendship test. I'm going to write down my answer.

And you have to guess my response.

Guess wrong and eat a death wing. As you know, I am a huge Marvel fan.

If I could have any superpower, what would it be?

He's changing his... He really doesn't want to eat a wing.

Go ahead.

Iron Man flight suit. What is that thing at the bottom?

It's a wing.

Be able to... Pause time.

I thought you were going really deep out there. You're drinking milk before, is

that your fault? Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Okay.

He's so sad, guys.

He's so sad. He really didn't want to eat one.

Oh my god.

Wait, you are really going for it.

I got paint for you.

Again!

Good?

I'm quite tasty, actually.

Drink.

I thought... Okay,

let's help ourselves from now.

One -one.

No more.

Oh my god.

Oh my goodness.

So you're not great at spicy either.

It reminds me of when I was a kid, when I tried a big pepper.

A really, really spicy pepper.

But it wasn't as spicy as this.

It was a good ice cream.

So you feel better now?

Much better.

Remember, we are helping each other, right? Yeah. From now.

We spent hours studying and memorizing every one track.

Sorry about the... Bon appétit.

Before driving them.

Put that learning to the test by identifying F1 tracks by touch alone. By

touch alone?

Okay.

Checking. Why did you guys laugh?

Start finish line here.

Oh, you've been nice with me. That's the one I think is the best in me.

Hungry.

Good job. Yeah.

Okay, next track.

It's here.

Start is there.

Turn 1, turn 2, turn 3.

Is that where we are going, Meg?

That's for you to tell me.

Miami? Mm -hmm.

Yeah? Good job!

Thank you.

Last but not least, that one.

Okay.

That's like a Barilla Pasta, no?

More than the track.

Is that a high -speed corner or it's a slow speed?

Yeah, like fourth gear.

Maybe fifth if you're feeling... Fifth is high speed.

I don't want to mess it up guys! I don't want to mess it up!

Is it Monza?

Yes!

Good job!

My god, that was difficult.

So you were tricking me on the high speed corner, Parabolica. Yeah, it's not

high speed.

It is?

It's fourth gear.

But it's the fastest corner of the track.

Last corner.

Parabolica, yeah? No, I mean you have the Ascari.

Is that quicker on Paravoltica?

Well, for me, it's not a high speaker. It's quite a... Well, we can come back

that debate.

I was trying to be nice. I thought he was going to get it so easily.

But I think the shape is actually... Every year, F1 fans eagerly anticipate

new season's livery to see...

What redesigns each team has made?

Rank this 2026 livery from best to worst. I think that's easy.

No, I think I'll eat a chicken wing.

Somebody laughed very hard there.

Best?

Yes.

Second best?

Yeah. Third best? Yeah, clearly worse.

Last best? Yes.

I completely agree.

Yeah.

Who could be worse?

No, I think that's the worst, yeah.

Honestly, we saw Oz like maybe one day before you did. They've done a fantastic

job. last year was was good but this year is really the the best car i think

stand out which is really the the key you know and to be all white like that

with the red i i think it really looks good yeah it looks well but also like

shape of the car i mean everything like fits well it's nice big credit to the

livery team they've done a good job yeah yeah we are very happy with that

Oh, okay. Well, let's see what this question is. While F1 has more fans

globally, NASCAR remains the dominant motorsport in the US. Look into the

and admit that NASCAR is better than F1.

Just say that.

Thanks,

guys. I really don't want to have another mic.

That camera there, I see the red point. It's going to haunt me.

No, but I think NASCAR is fantastic.

No, no, no.

NASCAR is better than F1.

I love NASCAR. I think it's great. It's great motorsport.

And actually, I tried. I tried some NASCAR cars in 2024. I did some donuts

Charlotte, Peterway. Yeah, it was fun. NASCAR. So five words.

NASCAR is better than F1.

NASCAR?

What's the next word? Do you want to read it? What's the next word?

I can't read, sorry.

I can't go to school.

Mascara is better than F1.

I don't want to eat chicken wings. That shows how spicy the wings are. How spicy

they are, yeah.

All right, so it is tradition around here to put a little extra on the last

wing. Extra?

Apparently.

You and your opponent can add an extra dab to your final wings now.

Over 91 % pepper.

Wait, wait, put the easiest one.

This one says, introducing our easiest dab yet.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Look at that.

Okay, I got a little bit of it.

Which one?

Here. Mate, you already ate that one.

I want the same again.

No way, mate.

Time for us to find out once and for all who the better driver is.

Unfortunately, there is not an F1 track nearby, so we'll settle this with Toy

Cars, whoever crosses the finish line first wins.

This is like lava in your mouth.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it's fast actually.

Fuck me!

Oh, wait, wait, that's me.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh.

I've got some milk here.

It's PeakyGone, though. Fuck me.

Yeah.

I'm so sorry. Okay, perfect.

Poor him.

Lucky me.

Let's go.

I wonder where I'm going to bite this.

Oh my God.

I didn't. I bit it in the easy spot. Yeah?

I'm going to go for it though.

He's nice with you.

He's playing the game properly.

I don't want to be your neighbor tonight. No, no. In the next room.

I would hate to be the manager of the hotel that I'm staying in.

Esteban, congratulations.

I hope you have space in your luggage. Thank you very much. For that

beautiful... Yeah, it's an honor.

First trophy of the year. Yeah.

Hopefully many more to come.

I really enjoy working with Oli. In general, he's a very fun character.

And, you know, it's been fun, a bit less fun to try your wing.

Well, thank you guys for the support. We are in America now for the first of

three races in America. We are really excited to get going again. Thank you so

much for your support. Thank you.

Yeah,

medium with Nando's is spicy for me, and I don't know what that is on the Nando

scale, but it's high.

My God, it's on fire.

Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?

You know you can catch me every Thursday interviewing celebrities over the wings

of death, but if you're looking for a little more Scoville -laced action...

Tune in Tuesdays for Hot Ones vs.

It's the show where celebrities go head -to -head. They either tell the truth or

suffer the wrath of the last dab.

So tune in Tuesdays for a front -road seat to the fiery fights and celebrity

clashes. That's Hot Ones vs.

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