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Naughty America, nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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Hi, I'm Jeff, your producer for the day.
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Julia, nice to meet you.
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How are you?
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I'm really good, thank you.
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Yeah, so I got your number because I'm getting ready to put my house on the market.
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And I have some really big plans coming up.
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I'm thinking about retiring, maybe out of white or something.
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I want to buy something really nice.
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So I've kind of heard that you're really good at your job.
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And I'm hoping that there's like a certain number I have in my mind that you need the house to a place for.
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Okay, well we can check it all out and make sure we can get LHB kind of ballparked there.
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Well, let me start by saying, you know, I've made lots of upgrades in the house.
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Okay, that's good.
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Everything I did, it was really good quality, you know, top of the line appliances and things.
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Oh, okay, so you've got a lot of good appliances.
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We'll just double check those to make sure they're in working order.
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Right, right.
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Yeah, so I was thinking actually we could start in the bedroom
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because I've really done a lot in there and it's my favorite room.
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So, yeah, maybe let's start there.
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You can go out from there and you can look at the other rooms.
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Yeah, I mean, I normally get started in the living room area.
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It's actually an office.
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We work our way to the back.
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Yeah.
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Kind of like a mess.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm kind of hoping maybe to just change your method
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because I think you really need to trust me that the bedroom is the place to start.
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It's a really great room.
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Is there like some sort of painting position or stuff in there?
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You know, you really have to see for yourself, honestly.
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Can we deviate from the usual plan?
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Okay.
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Does it really matter when he's back to you?
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No, you're the customer.
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Whatever you want.
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Great, great.
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I really think this is going to help the appraisal.
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Absolutely.
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Come on.
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Okay, come on.
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I really, really think you're going to like it.
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It's a wonderful room.
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There's not really many upgrades in there.
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Well, no, no.
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I mean, I recently had the walls painted and the carpet new and the bed.
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I figured I would sell it with the house.
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So it would just be, you know, probably a great bed.
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Oh, you want to fill a furnace?
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Well, I mean, at least the bed.
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It might add like five, maybe 10,000 for all of your furniture so far.
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There's not much quality furniture.
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Yeah, well, I sort of have a price in mind that I really need to get to.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's going to be a little lenient, though.
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What do you have in mind?
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I'm kind of thinking like half a million or something.
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Five hundred thousand?
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Yeah, like five hundred thousand.
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You're joking, right?
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No.
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Of course I'm not joking.
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Just from walking from the front door to here, maybe like 3,200.
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I could be generous and have like maybe 10, maybe 20 on there,
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but like there's just no way.
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Even if it's furnished, maybe 350.
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Like you're pushing a toss or something.
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I don't know about this.
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There's got to be a way.
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I mean, honestly, there has to be a way to upgrade the house more than that.
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I mean, the bed, the mattress, the mattress alone.
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I mean, look, I mean, this mattress, it's so comfortable.
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I really should try it out.
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Okay.
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I mean, we can add that on there.
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You know, it'll look good.
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No, I know.
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But honestly, it doesn't just look at it.
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I mean, you can't really tell.
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You really should have a tentacle.
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It's so cushy.
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It feels like you're missing springs or something.
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No, no, absolutely not.
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I've hardly used this bed maybe just a few times.
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You really overwash it.
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I mean, it's pretty rough texture.
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That's just the bedspread.
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That's just the bedspread.
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We can always upgrade the bedspread.
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I don't know if I could do that.
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It's a little...
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Come on.
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I think we can.
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We can work out a deal, don't you think?
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There's got to be something that we can do.
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I mean, honestly, you should just really try...
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Just try the bed.
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You should just...
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Yeah, the bed's fine.
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There has to be a way.
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We can just discuss this a little bit.
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Maybe we can do some upgrades or we can add some extra stuff to the house.
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You know, it's not about adding a few things myself,
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but just with the experience of today,
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I think we should add a little something to it.
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And I'm sure by the time we're done with the appraisal
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and he's seen the rest of the house, maybe...
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Yeah, we could...
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Show me the rest of the house.
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I think that maybe we could start here, though.
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I think...
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The bedroom looks great.
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We should go...
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You really just need to relax.
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I think we should just...
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You talk a lot.
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That's talking.
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More appraisal.
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How about if I just push that...
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400 is good, yeah?
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400 is good.
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No, I think we still have 100 grand to go.
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Yeah, 400.
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That's it.
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I bet you...
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Final offer.
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I bet you we could get the house and go for an easy five.
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Are you sure you don't want to show me the rest of the house?
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Oh, um, you know...
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Maybe there was some really nice artwork in the front.
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We can, you know, up the valley for that.
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I think we're going to start right here.
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For the negotiation.
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I'm sure by the end of it you'll see it, my guy.
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I'm sure we can come up on five, don't you think?
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I think we can come up on five.
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Just a little bit.
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Yeah, it's definitely coming up.
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So, shh.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Get on board.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, nice.
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Mm-hmm.
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Aw.
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All right.
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You'll be staying at my way in no time.
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Mm.
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That's really come up.
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Aw, yeah.
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I still think there's room for growth.
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Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm.
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Do you want to get more comfortable?
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I think you should back up and feel a little bit more.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is a nice...
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Oh, yes.
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It's going to get so good.
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Mm.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Nurturing mouth.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Oh, yes.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Aw.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh
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Oh
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Haha
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Yeah
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Oh
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It has all of it in there
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Oh
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God
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Hmm
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I told you the bed was comfortable
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So
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Do I get my $500
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For the house?
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Sure
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I'll just send you the report in the mail
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You're amazing
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You are too and
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Let yourself out
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I'm just gonna lay here for
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a little bit
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$500,000
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Naughty America
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Nobody
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Nobody
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Does it better
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Haha
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