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No couch, boys.
I gave it to the poor.
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Neddy? Neddy.
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Oh, Maude, you've come back.
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Completely clothed
and untouchable.
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This is the sexiest dream
I've ever had.
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Wait, Maudie.
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Just one little kiss.
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All tongue, no lips.
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Just like Maude.
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Daddy, why are you crying?
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Oh, just watering
the old lip lawn.
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I had a dream about your mom.
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Don't you ever dream about her?
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Faster, Mommy, faster.
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Aah!
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Ow!
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What's wrong, Todd?
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I can never unsee that.
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It's okay, son.
Just a bad dream.
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Want some lukewarm water?
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Daddy, I can't remember
what Mommy looks like.
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I think I might have
a video or two of your mother.
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What's wrong?
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I'm doing
Mommy's old skin routine.
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Now, that's the healthy way
to grieve.
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I'm scared.
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Well, I have faith in you.
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Who are you people,
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and what have you donewith my family?
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Answer me!
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Oh, Dad, every time we make youshovel the driveway,
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you wind up someplace crazy.
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Won't you join us for dinner?
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He sure will.
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I'll pick him up tomorrow.
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Mommy was so nice.
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And she still is,
Roddily Doddily.
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How do you know?
Have you heard from her?
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Oh, uh, n-no, sir.
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But, uh, faith is believing
in something without proof.
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Uh, you can't see my lip
below my mustache,
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- but you know it's there.
- Can I see it?
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No.
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My math teacher said
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believing in something
without proof is crazy.
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You think the coat
of many colors was crazy?
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Noah's ark and the Holy Ghost,
crazy?
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Don't tell me you're doubting
Balaam's talking ass.
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Mommy, if you still remember me,
give me a sign.
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This is Homer Simpsonauditioning
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for the air guitar championshipof the world.
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I'm taking you down,Bjorn Turoque.
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Ooh!
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Whoo-hoo!
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And for that simple reason,
we are right
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and Episcopalians
are wrong, wrong, wrong.
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Now I'd like to invite
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our littlest parishioners
to the front.
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Gertie, a little
traveling music, please?
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Soon as we can, we're
replacing her with Spotify.
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I'm taking middle C.
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So, tell me, young Christians,
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if you could speak
to Baby Jesus,
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what would you say?
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I'd say thank you
for being born,
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'cause that gave us Christmas.
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Aw!
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Mmm, I'm killing it.
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Ralph, what would you say?
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I'd say, "Baby Jesus,
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thank you for dying
for our shins."
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And you, Todd?
What would you say?
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I lost my voice from crying.
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Oh, come on, young man.
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You're my closer.
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What would you say to Jesus?
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I'd say... thanks for nothing!
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My mommy's dead
and she's never coming back,
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and I don't believe
in God anymore.
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No. No!
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Thank God these
collection baskets were empty.
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You're welcome.
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Now, son,
let me put this gently.
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We're all going to hell!
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You opened a doorway
to disbelief in God's own house!
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Why does God need
so many houses?
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Couldn't some go to poor people?
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You just stop right there, boy.
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You do not question
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God's real estate holdings
and tax-free status.
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I have to let off
a little steam.
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Shucks! Shucks! Shucks!
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That's it. Young man,
I am FaceTiming the reverend.
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Reverend,
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I know you hate it
when I bother you.
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Aah!
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I'm at my daughter's
ballet recital.
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Oh, is she good?
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Seriously, are any of them good?
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Reverend, like the pharaoh'sarmy in the Red Sea,
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I'm in over my head.
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My heathen sonneeds you right now.
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Oh, sorry, got to go.
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I have to read the last rites...
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for the art of ballet.
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Lord, please punish
my boy thoroughly
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so he may once again believe
in thine divine mercy.
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- Daddy, I have a problem.
- Oh, you, too?
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I accidentally watched
a 30 Rock by mistake.
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Oh! Oh, my good, good boy.
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- Mmm.
- So it's okay to watch?
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Just Kenneth. Just Kenneth. Mmm.
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Good morning, Rod. Todd. God.
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- Good morning.
- Morning.
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Let us, uh, stiffly resume
our nice, regular routine.
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Dear Lord, we thank you
for this breakfast,
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each generic brand Circle-O
a symbol of God's unending love.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Todd?
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Son? Can I just get an amen?
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A prayer without an amen
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is like a Tootsie Popwithout a center.
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Oh, I apologize for thinkingthe word "tootsie."
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But there must be a way
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to scare religion backinto my son.
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Isn't there some hell on earthI could briefly place him in?
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Let me in, boy!
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The school bus
will be here any minute!
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To find your clothes,
just solve this series of clues:
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what has bark but no bite?
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Um, the dog?
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Wrong. A tree.
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Here's another.
If a plane crashes
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on the border
of North and South Dakota,
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where do you bury the survivors?
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Uh, Minnesota.
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Wrong.
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You don't bury the survivors.
They're survivors!
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I don't understand,
but I'll bury you.
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Tell you what.
I'll give you your pants back
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-if you can answer this last one.
-Uh-huh.
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- What has two hairs on top...
- Right.
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- ...is somebody's dad...
- Somebody's dad, yes.
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...and starting right now
he's getting quite mad?
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I don't know,
but just give me my pants, boy!
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Can we take pictures?
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Wait, you see that, too?
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That Simpson house
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will put the fear of Godin him.
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Give me your pants.
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Todd Flanders, I cast thee out.
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Daddy, do you love me more now?
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Just by asking,
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you have committed the sin
of pride.
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Yes, Ned, yes.
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We'll keep him here
till tomorrow.
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Yes, I'll read him
a good bedtime story.
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Right, right. No wizards.
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No pagans. No wild things.
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How about
The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
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No, that celebrates gluttony.
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Clifford the Big Red Dog?
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Clifford
the satanic abomination.
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Everyone Poops?
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Not me.
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Todd. Psst! Todd.
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I know what it's like to leave
the faith of your family.
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Thank you so much, Lisa.
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At last, someone gets it.
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But have I got a god for you.
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Consider the Buddha.
He brings peace from within.
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He avoids the pitfalls of ego,
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he loves yoga and Yoda,
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and he's lost weight.
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What happens when you die?
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You get reincarnated as a human
or an animal or a ghost.
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Pass. Buddha's no god,
and neither is God.
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Don't worry, I'll get him.
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By the way, what did you
reincarnate David Bowie as?
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Help me, love. It's Bowie.
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I've been meditating too much.
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Where's Todd?
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It was horrible.
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I woke up,
and he'd cleaned my room.
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What kind of psycho does that?
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Hi, Grampa Simpson.
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You're talking to me directly?
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Even my Alexa won't do that.
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Being with him has
made me so tired.
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Hey, Marge, you may have noticed
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I took a shower
earlier this week.
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I can't. I can't.
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Not with Todd in the house.
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Oh, we've had kids in the house
for ten years.
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Not that one.
He's used to silence.
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- He'll hear us.
- No, he won't.
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Yes, I will!
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Oof! Got to get rid of that kid.
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Can it be?
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Oh, my goodness!
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The face of our Lord and Savior
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in a humble piece of toast?
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Clearly,
no human could have made this.
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Huh?
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And the Lord said,
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"Take this and eat,
for I am the toast of the town."
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- You drew that on.
- No, no.
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God drew it on.
Look, he signed it.
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"Jebus." See?
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Why would God make toast
that looked like Jesus?
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'Cause parents are always
showing off pictures
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of their kids?
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So much innocent bread
died for my sins.
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So innocent.
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Yo, this is Todd.
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I have to share my room
until he believes in God again.
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You don't believe in God?
Well, that's crazy.
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Who else but an all-loving,
omnipotent being
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could create beautiful wedgies
and purple nurples?
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Not so fast.
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What if I'm the only being
in the universe,
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and you're all
my mental projections?
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Project this!
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I must have wanted this
to happen!
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So now that you see
how bad kids turn out,
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you want to go home, right?
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Stop using us as examples!
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I believe your friends
are all going to Hell.
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-Whoa! -Yeah! -Cool!
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I hear you!
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What doesn't
that little twerp hear?
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I don't know, but I heard that.
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Okay. He can't hear us now.
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Yes, I can.
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You're unbuttoning your shirt,
Mr. Simpson.
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What does that paper say?
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Oh. Hi, Todd.
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Still seeking enlightenment?
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I told you, not now.
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Maybe I'll reconsider
your stupid beliefs
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when I come back as a worm.
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In Buddhism,
that's halfway to "yes"!
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Look, Todd,
you don't have to believe.
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In church, just smile and nod,
but be sleeping on the inside.
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That works at work, too.
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But I really don't believe.
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I'm sad because my mommy's gone
and never coming back.
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You know how that feels?
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Oh, do I.
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Oh, no, don't relive it. Don't!
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You don't come home for dinner
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till 10:00 at night.
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You never cook anything
worth eating.
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Well, who wants
to cook for a failure?
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Good God, woman,
why did you marry me?
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To piss off my mother,
and it worked!
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Tell the kid I love him,
but I'm as bad at goodbyes
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as I am at picking husbands.
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My mom is gone.
264
00:13:44,978 --> 00:13:47,313
And so is my ice cream.
265
00:13:47,314 --> 00:13:50,231
And so is my hair!
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00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:55,028
Moe, I got to get drunk.
And fast.
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I'll take one, too.
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What the...?!
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I'm losing everything.
Just give me a drink!
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I'm sorry, Flanders.
I can't pour you a drink.
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You're too good. It's just,
it's not something I can do.
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Please. I'm begging you.
273
00:14:10,987 --> 00:14:13,247
Yeah, that's $24.
274
00:14:51,694 --> 00:14:53,069
You know,
Homer, I always thought
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00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:54,955
you proved the existence of God.
276
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I mean, you fall off cliffs,
and you're fit as a fiddle.
277
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Well, ain't that a diddle!
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Diddly, diddly.
279
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- Diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle.
- Diddly, diddly.
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Whoa!
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00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:10,229
So this is what it's like
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to look down on someone.
283
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,091
You know what, Ned?
There may...
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there may not be a heaven,
285
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,844
but getting drunk with you
ain't hell.
286
00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:23,349
Oh, you're great.
287
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:26,376
This is the beginning
of a beautiful...
288
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You killed them!
289
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,690
This is the worst
Uber ride ever!
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You're getting four stars.
291
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No...!
292
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Welcome to Heaven.
293
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Oh, Lord. It's just as beautiful
as I pictured it.
294
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This is your version, Ned.
295
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Homer gets his, too.
296
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,379
So, not like I'm feeling
I put in way too much work,
297
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,423
but Homer got in, too?
298
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:16,217
Well, a couple of years ago,
sloth became a virtue.
299
00:16:16,218 --> 00:16:18,219
I don't really understand it.
300
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,055
You'd have to talk to my kid.
301
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:22,223
He's 33 and still lives at home.
302
00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:24,577
I've been through
some stuff, man.
303
00:16:24,578 --> 00:16:26,936
Abe Lincoln!
304
00:16:26,937 --> 00:16:28,229
Did you know the picture
305
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:31,584
about my life is
Spielberg's biggest movie?
306
00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:35,111
No! What about Jaws and E.T.,
and all the Jurassic...?
307
00:16:35,112 --> 00:16:37,280
Well, how did I do
in the awards?
308
00:16:37,281 --> 00:16:39,925
- You were beaten by Argo.- Argo?!
309
00:16:39,926 --> 00:16:43,596
That was the worst experience
I ever had in a theater.
310
00:16:43,597 --> 00:16:45,914
You have other people to see.
311
00:16:45,915 --> 00:16:48,124
- Wear these passes.
- Visitors?
312
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,751
Hmm, that's odd.
313
00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:52,012
It must mean that
your bodies aren't dead yet.
314
00:17:04,809 --> 00:17:07,936
Ned Flanders, I swear to you
I will use every ounce of skill
315
00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:10,146
in my body
to bring you back to life.
316
00:17:10,147 --> 00:17:12,366
What about Homer?
317
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,775
Mm, que ser�, ser�.
318
00:17:24,829 --> 00:17:27,747
Oh, my.
They're holding a vigil.
319
00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:30,476
Look how many, many lives
Dad touched.
320
00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:31,977
That's Flanders' vigil.
321
00:17:31,978 --> 00:17:33,646
Dad's is over there.
322
00:17:33,647 --> 00:17:36,965
Vigils are a surprisingly
large part of this job.
323
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:39,652
Oh, yeah! So sad!
324
00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:42,804
Dad's an acquired taste, Lis,
like Hawaiian pizza.
325
00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:46,066
Dad never judged a pizza
by where it came from.
326
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,994
He just ate it.
327
00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:50,829
God, this is just you and me,
328
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:52,689
so I'm gonna tell you a secre.
329
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:55,316
I love my dad,so please don't take him.
330
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,745
Bart, what are you praying for?
331
00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,380
New bike.
332
00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:04,492
Are you sure you don't want
to pray for your dad?
333
00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:05,752
I can't pray.
334
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,204
I don't think
anyone's listening anymore.
335
00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:11,040
Oh, sweetie, prayer doesn't
have to be to God.
336
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,427
It can also just be
an honest conversation
337
00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:15,378
we have with ourselves.
338
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,881
Just do what your heart
tells you.
339
00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:21,527
Oh, I'm not really sure
what's happening,
340
00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:24,863
but I'm really sad,
and I need help.
341
00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,128
I'm winning every bet!
342
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:50,556
And there's no stupid
Fox halftime show.
343
00:18:50,557 --> 00:18:52,391
Could Heaven be any better?
344
00:18:54,585 --> 00:18:57,837
I agree. This is everything
I could possibly dream of.
345
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:03,218
Todd is praying.
He's praying for me.
346
00:19:03,219 --> 00:19:05,428
And it's working!
347
00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:07,388
I'm returning to my family!
348
00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:08,656
Bye, Homer.
349
00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:13,320
- Homer?
- Mom?
350
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:17,824
I never got a chance
to say goodbye, but now I can.
351
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,659
Remember, I'm not a hugger.
352
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,086
Oh, right. Sorry.
353
00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:23,613
You never need
to apologize to me.
354
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:26,533
In my eyes, you're perfect.
355
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,093
Ah, we're in Heaven.
356
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:30,170
Come here, you.
357
00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:34,767
Oh, my God,
this is all I ever wanted!
358
00:19:34,768 --> 00:19:35,641
Aw, damn it!
359
00:19:37,604 --> 00:19:40,588
Hallelujah! I'm alive and back
in this big beautiful world.
360
00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:43,108
I could kiss
the first thing I see.
361
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:45,277
Ah. Promise is a promise.
362
00:19:45,278 --> 00:19:46,803
- Homie!
- Dad!
363
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,471
- Doughboy!
- Yay!
364
00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:51,617
Daddy, you came back!
I believe again!
365
00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:53,935
Two lives saved by prayer.
366
00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:55,436
And modern medicine.
367
00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:57,289
This is why I became a doctor.
368
00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:59,291
Because you both owe me $12,000.
369
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:06,706
No, no, no, no.
370
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,467
Nirvana is for closers,
and you couldn't close the deal.
371
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,469
- But-but...
- But-but-but-but-but nothing!
372
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,213
You couldn't even close
Todd frickin' Flanders!
373
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:15,048
That kid would follow
a butterfly.
374
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,975
Just give me one more chance.
375
00:20:16,976 --> 00:20:20,646
Do you think I got
to be Buddha by being patient?!
376
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:23,840
Check this out.
I got you Ralph Wiggum.
377
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:27,176
Ralph Wiggum? What am I gonna do
with Ralph Wiggum?
378
00:20:27,177 --> 00:20:29,470
Everything is nothing!
379
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:33,066
Kid, you just blew my mind.
380
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,334
Good night, Roddy.
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00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:49,157
Ha!
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00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:24,458
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00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,757
Shh!
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00:21:32,305 --> 00:21:38,310
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