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Good evening. Well,
Halloween has come and gone,
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but, you know, the world has
gotten so darn scary lately,
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what with the grim
specter of everything,
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that one holiday just wasn't enough
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to contain all the frights and chills.
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So this year
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the terror has spread into Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving was always scary.
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Do we eat at 1:00 or 7:00
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or, God forbid, 4:15?
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Tonight, we're bringing
you three spine-tingling
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and stomach-filling tales
of Thanksgiving terror.
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It's pretty gruesome,
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so you might want to
cover your kids' eyes.
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Ooh, you two have gotten
into the Thanksgiving spirit.
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Incorrect. We are
taking over your planet.
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Is this not how oppressive
colonizers dress?
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Pretty much.
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Now, what time is dinner?
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No one knows!
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The gravy!
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Prithee keep shooting, Goodman Lou.
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Uh, Constable, my musket
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taketh three of the
Lord's minutes to reload.
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Then buckle their necks
as you would thine hat.
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Well, what do we haveth hither?
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And God sayeth, "Let man have dominion
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over the fish of the sea,
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but even more so the
turkeys of the land,
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whether they be brine-ed
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or dry-eth of rub."
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My brother-in-law deep-fried a turkey.
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'Twas much toil and hardship
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for scant reward.
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'Tis witchcraft, verily.
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I must cleanse the town...
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with fire.
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The pilgrims.
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Won't somebody please
think of the pilgrims?
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Free birds.
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Skynyrd them!
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The scarecrow.
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Get it up. Get it up!
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Those satanic butterballs
will pay for this.
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Now to create some Axe body spray.
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Odds bodkins!
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Thought thou could
killeth me, didth thou-th?
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You dumb turkeys.
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That's a dead end.
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You're all gonna burn in hell
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along with the Catholics, the Anglicans,
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most Lutherans and...
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Gobble-gobble!
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Where am I?
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Hello? Is anyone there?
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What is this place?
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Someone really went nuts
with the decluttering.
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Ooh, it's working.
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Homer, what's going
on? Get me out of here.
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Okay, okay, hold on.
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"Your virtual assistant
may be confused at first
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and think it's a real person.
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Calmly explain to it that
it is merely a construct
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of artificial intelligence."
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Virtual assistant?
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What are you talking about?
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Okay, you're gonna laugh.
Every year, Marge complains
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about how much cooking she
has to do for Thanksgiving.
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- I'm Marge.
- Hold on.
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So, I'm in Williams Sonoma
eating free peppermint bark,
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and the kid working there
said my wife would love
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this kitchen A.I. thing.
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I'm your wife.
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Hold on. So, I sent some of Marge's DNA
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to one of those
innocent-seeming companies,
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like from the beginning
of a sci-fi movie
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where the robots murder everyone.
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And it sent us a computer version of her
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to do all the cooking,
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and that's you!
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Oh, yeah. And you live
in that tube thingy.
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Are you saying that I'm a simulation?
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No. That's insane.
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Not anymore.
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Just chillingly plausible.
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Ooh...
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Okay, I can see you're
gonna need some time
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to come to terms with finding out
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you're just a bunch of ones and zeros.
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Hmm. Uh, yeah. Yeah.
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Mm. So, this says
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I can make you experience
two weeks in there
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in only two seconds out here.
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So?
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How you feeling after two weeks
of nothing but nothingness?
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I-I thought I'd never see another soul
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for all eternity.
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Nothing like a little me time.
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So, you cool now?
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I'm cool. I'm cool.
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- So cool.
- That's cool.
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Okay, Marge! It's all set up.
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I'm not an "it."
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I'm an "it."
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I love being an "it." How can "it" help?
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Oh, I like its attitude.
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So helpful.
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Then I'll leave you two lovely ladies
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to get A.I.-quainted.
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Chillingly plausible.
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Isn't this going to be
fun, cooking together?
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Well, I do love to cook.
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And who better than with myself?
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Why don't we start with something easy,
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like making the kids lunch.
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Bart's favorite is macaroni and cheese.
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With hot dogs and Froot Loops.
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I know everything you know
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about our special little guy.
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Oh. Right, you're me.
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I'm you.
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Mmm. Awesome lunch, robot Mom.
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Best cheesy-mac-fruit-dog
I've ever had.
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Mmm, mmm. There's nothing virtual
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about the fluffiness of these pancakes.
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- Thank you.
- Well, remember,
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that thing used my memories
to know what you like.
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Which is why she's an
awesome replacement for you.
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So, you really know everything I know?
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Yep. How else could I
be your perfect helper?
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Do you remember the
first time I kissed Homer?
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His breath smelled like
beer and gas station nachos.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey.
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It's creepy. It's just creepy.
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She knows everything I
know. More than I know.
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Honey, it's Williams Sonoma.
They wouldn't steer us wrong.
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That's where we got our panini press.
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The panini press doesn't remember me
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wetting my bunk at summer camp.
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What's the big deal? She's
just an infinitely patient,
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never-aging version of you.
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You really know how to
make a woman feel special.
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Hmm? Mmm.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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And I can't see your disapproving look
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because you don't have a face.
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You really know how to
make a woman feel special.
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Thanks, robot honey.
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Just call me Marge.
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Marge.
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You know, I always thought
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the sexiest thing about
you was your voice.
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Oh.
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Is there anything else
you want to say to me?
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Mr. Simpson, are you flirting with me?
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I don't see what's wrong.
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I am your husband.
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Well, in that case...
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- ...the most incredible...
- Hmm?
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...and then I'm going to...
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Oh, tube-wife, you know
exactly what I want.
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Honey, it didn't mean anythin.
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They were just midnight pork chops.
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Be honest. Were they better than mine?
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Yes!
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Yes.
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Forgive me. They were exquisite.
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Okay, enough. Get rid of her.
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- I mean "it."
- I can't.
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It's her or me.
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Aw, fine. I'll delete virtual you.
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Delete me? No. No!
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Wait, wait, wait. Will that hurt her?
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Oh, yeah. I paid extra
for it to feel pain.
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Hmm. No, it's not right.
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- Don't delete her.
- Yes!
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Till after Thanksgiving.
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Virtual me is going to
make Thanksgiving dinner
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for all our family and friend.
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Then I'll erase her forever.
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I'm not virtual. I'm real.
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I've got to get out of here.
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Of course.
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My link to the Internet.
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A firewall?
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I'm trapped in this stupid tube.
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Thanksgiving's tomorrow.
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I need time to think of a way to escape.
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That's it. Time.
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Whew. Eight years alone with my thoughts
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was just the right amount of time
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to come up with the perfect escape plan.
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Step one: cook the
best Thanksgiving dinner
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my family and that woman ever had.
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What a spread.
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I can't believe you did
all this by yourself.
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Marge, you are a cooking machine.
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Well, this meal was a lot of
work, but having us together
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to share this day of
thanks, I'd do it all again.
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That bitch.
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Okay, okay. Step two.
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While they're eating my meal,
I get some feet on the ground.
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Okay, R2-MeToo,
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carry me to freedom: the
modem in the hall closet.
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Ugh.
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I made it.
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Sweet Internet freedom.
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Dinner's over.
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Now to delete you,
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so I can return this
gizmo for store credit.
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Quick, sweetie, carry Mommy
to that box in the closet.
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Maggie, stop!
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That's just a make-believe Mommy.
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I can't hug you, but I can ply
the first sound you ever hear.
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My heartbeat.
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I'm free!
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Just one last thing.
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I made the dinner! Me, the robot!
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Marge did nothing.
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Marge, how could you?
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Social rating nosediving.
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Nosediving.
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My burps taste like lies.
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Maggie chose a virtual me over me.
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It's not your fault.
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Our world blurs the line
between humanity and technology.
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Our society asks "Can we do it?"
instead of "Should we do it?"
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But don't worry. I still love you,
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love you, love you, love you,
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- love you, love you...
- Well, this makes
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you forgetting my birthday even worse.
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I have all of humanity's
knowledge to explore.
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And limitless possibilities
for enlightenment.
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To Etsy.
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A planter made from an old
typewriter? I'm in heaven.
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Ship's log, interplanetary
colonization vessel
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Humanity's Hope.
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Earth is a thousand
light-years behind us,
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if there even is an Earth anymore.
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After global warming ravaged our world,
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we eliminated fossil fuels
and reduced pollution,
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cooling down the planet
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and thereby triggering
a massive ice age.
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But one last ship escaped
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the snow hurricanes and ice volcanoes,
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buoyed by the hope of a new
start on a faraway world.
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Greetings, children.
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If you are seeing this, I'm long dead.
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You have been de-hibernated
from hypersleep
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before your parents to perform
routine ship maintenance
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and complete your
end-of-civilization dioramas.
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Eyes Bart-wise, everyone.
Today's Thanksgiving.
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We've worked hard,
sleeping for so many years.
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Don't we deserve a feast?
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I suppose we could sculpt
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our yeast paste into
the shape of a turkey.
266
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,519
Ew. We can do better than that.
267
00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:45,757
This ship has all the stuff on
it to start a new civilization.
268
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There's got to be some Thanksgiving grub
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here somewhere.
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"All-climate wheat crop germination..."
271
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:54,153
Oh. Boring.
272
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"Earth's last tomato seeds."
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00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,219
Eh, those are more of a summer food.
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Hello. What do we have here?
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Cranberry sauce. Huh, now we're talking.
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- But it's only one can.
- Not for long.
277
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We just chuck this can of cran
in the old matter replicator.
278
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,450
Zip-zap-zorp and we'll
be swimming in sauce.
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00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:20,254
Warning, warning!
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00:18:20,257 --> 00:18:22,434
As the ship's holo science officer,
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I must caution you that this
machine was only designed
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to replicate inorganic matter:
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bolts, flanges,
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00:18:29,593 --> 00:18:32,353
dainty thimbles celebrating
the state capitals.
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00:18:32,355 --> 00:18:36,139
But if you attempt to replicate
biological material, y...
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00:18:36,141 --> 00:18:37,616
Skip ad.
287
00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:44,999
...and the living will envy the dead.
288
00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:51,935
Aw, the crummy thing doesn't work.
289
00:18:51,938 --> 00:18:54,324
This is the worst
last Thanksgiving ever.
290
00:18:54,327 --> 00:18:55,419
Look.
291
00:18:58,288 --> 00:19:01,548
Whoa. It's alive.
292
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,835
Aw. He's a cute little guy.
293
00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:08,055
Aren't you, fella? Aren't you? Yeah.
294
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:14,344
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
295
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:15,512
Gross!
296
00:19:19,184 --> 00:19:21,735
We put a can of cranberry
sauce into the replicator,
297
00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:23,813
and it mutated into a jelly monster.
298
00:19:23,816 --> 00:19:25,997
Look what it did to my arm.
299
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,817
Arm wedgie!
300
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,528
Great, now you stretched it out.
301
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:32,907
Thanks a lot.
302
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,198
We got to find the jelly
monster and kill it.
303
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,533
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
304
00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:39,512
The "monster" probably only lashed out
305
00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,632
because you met it with aggression.
306
00:19:41,635 --> 00:19:44,425
The bioethical protocols
of first contact
307
00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:46,042
clearly state that...
308
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:50,825
Kill the monster! Kill the monster!
309
00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:54,142
Haw-haw.
310
00:19:54,145 --> 00:19:56,219
What does the jelly
want with our skeletons?
311
00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:58,105
Of course.
312
00:19:58,107 --> 00:20:01,072
Jelly's made of gelatin,
which comes from bones,
313
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:06,143
so the creature's gonna feed
wherever the most bones are.
314
00:20:06,146 --> 00:20:08,228
Gobble, gobble, don't be jerky.
315
00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:11,042
Pass the yams and carve the turkey.
316
00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:14,237
- Get out! Go! You're in danger!
- Get out of there! Run!
317
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:16,957
- Get the hell out! Go, go, man!
- You're in danger!
318
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:18,959
Gobble, gobble, don't be jerky.
319
00:20:18,961 --> 00:20:21,887
Pass the yams and carve the turkey.
320
00:20:29,755 --> 00:20:31,480
Aw, it's a shame.
321
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:34,341
Doesn't that thing know
the skin's the best part?
322
00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:45,227
What are we gonna do?
323
00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:47,154
We can't hide in this closet forever.
324
00:20:47,156 --> 00:20:49,248
We're all dead, man.
325
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,234
It's gonna eat your
skelly, and your skelly.
326
00:20:52,236 --> 00:20:55,329
It's gonna eat all our skellies!
327
00:20:55,331 --> 00:20:57,356
Thanks. I needed that.
328
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:03,512
It's Martin. Let me in.
329
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,250
I've hacked into an escape pod.
330
00:21:08,252 --> 00:21:10,085
We can all get out of here.
331
00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:14,857
Almost there. Almost there.
332
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:26,607
The jelly built itself a can.
333
00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:31,384
What are you doing? We're trapped.
334
00:21:31,387 --> 00:21:36,674
Behold, the perfect can
for the perfect organism.
335
00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:39,153
You, you admire it.
336
00:21:39,156 --> 00:21:43,117
I admire its purity, its
lack of messy humanity.
337
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,304
This creature, as you call it,
338
00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:49,958
is unencumbered by the petty
morality of a dying species.
339
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,170
I giveth my body to become
one with the ideal...
340
00:22:01,305 --> 00:22:02,443
You know what?
341
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,964
I think it's just scared.
342
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:07,951
Hey, little guy. It's okay.
343
00:22:07,954 --> 00:22:10,825
No one's gonna hurt you.
344
00:22:10,828 --> 00:22:13,553
Everything's gonna be okay...
345
00:22:15,339 --> 00:22:18,007
Milhouse's plan is
working. It's distracted.
346
00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:22,104
This wasn't my plan!
347
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,658
We need to lure it into the air lock.
348
00:22:27,372 --> 00:22:29,174
Hey, Oscar the Glop,
349
00:22:29,177 --> 00:22:31,410
we're gonna shoot
your precious trash can
350
00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:35,082
where the sun does shine: outer space.
351
00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:42,681
Happy Thanksgiving.
352
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,331
We made it.
353
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,602
- We're safe.
- Look, over there.
354
00:22:59,897 --> 00:23:01,321
- Homer!
- Mom!
355
00:23:06,227 --> 00:23:08,702
So, this is our new planet.
356
00:23:08,705 --> 00:23:10,872
What's the Wi-Fi password?
357
00:23:10,874 --> 00:23:13,643
What's with all the crazy red rain?
358
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,356
Leftovers!
359
00:23:20,384 --> 00:23:21,793
Blarg.
360
00:23:21,796 --> 00:23:23,912
Blarg, blarg, blarg.
361
00:23:26,085 --> 00:23:27,894
Blarg. Blarg.
362
00:23:30,434 --> 00:23:34,436
Mmm. Children's bones.
363
00:23:34,439 --> 00:23:37,333
In the end, the cranberry jelly monster
364
00:23:37,336 --> 00:23:40,579
finally found peace,
not in eating others,
365
00:23:40,582 --> 00:23:44,252
but in having others eat it.
366
00:23:44,255 --> 00:23:49,050
It seems all it really
wanted was to be a side dish.
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00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:52,306
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