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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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D'oh!
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Fold down that...
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and then up that...
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and this and over there
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and you have a beautiful swan!
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What the...?!
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This is Anger Watkins, and
you're watching basic cable's
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angriest sports show.
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Folks, this is difficult to say,
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but, today, I'm angry!
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I like how angry he is.
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I want to broach a topic
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that no one else has the
airtime to fill to discuss.
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Greatest of All Time.
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LeBron, Kobe or MJ?
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I'll tell you why you're all wrong!
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Let's open the lines.
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The producer says I'm gonna go on.
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Please, Sports Jesus,
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guide my blather.
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Welcome to Rage Nation.
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What the hell is your problem?
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Uh, first-time listener,
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long-time caller.
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So, I, uh...
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Give me a take!
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Anger needs a take.
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Who is number one?
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Uh, John Stockton!
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John Stockton?!
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We're trying to have
our daily conversation
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in which we rank
and re-rank three demigods,
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and you bring John "Never Won
a Title" Stockton into the mix?!
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Shame! For shame!
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Homer, you got flushed.
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A man who don't know sports,
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um, he ain't much of a man.
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You're nothing to me now.
Just a husband and father.
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Stupid Anger Watkins
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flushing me with an audio effect.
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Why not eat your feelings
with a cheer-up kebab?
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Let's see. Pizza slice,
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summer sausage...
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Here you go.
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It was only a dumb call-in show.
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Easy for you to say.
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If that jerk
didn't like your sports notions,
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listen to someone else.
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The Internet's full
of homemade sports shows.
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Anyone could put one on,
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- I mean, even...
- Don't say "you."
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Don't say "you."
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Even you.
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Damn it.
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Oh, yes. Of course!
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An Internet sports talk show!
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But where could I find a host
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who thinks all my opinions are great?
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Me.
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Marge, prepare a congratulations kebab.
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These are hard as rocks.
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Food fight!
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Uh, this calls for massive retaliation.
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Use your quadratic equations, men.
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Oh, my God. I'm having a flashback.
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Good Lord, I'm reliving
the Tot Offensive.
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Skinner...
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I'll Heimlich you, sir.
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Just be still so I can embrace
you from behind.
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Get... off... me.
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Shh, you're safe now.
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Now, which of you little
hoodlums tossed the first tot?
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- The nerd did it.
- Principal Skinner,
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it wasn't me. It was physics.
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Is this true, Fizix?
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I would've thought better of a
Turkemenistani exchange student.
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Ah! I had nothing to do with it.
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I came to this country
to escape food-based violence.
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Lisa, one week's detention.
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Welcome to Walkoff Homer!
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This is Homer Simpson,
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the rudest dude on the InnerTube.
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They say Muhammad Ali
was the greatest of all time,
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but he never fought Cassius Clay.
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What was he afraid of?
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Boom! Hot take.
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And how come, in basketball,
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they use the basket all the time
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but you could literally play
football without any feet?
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This show sucks.
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I can't believe he's wasting
Flanders' Wi-Fi on this.
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Here's a few things that bug me.
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How can they call traveling
on a home team?
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Why is soccer so stupid?
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How can they play hockey in a garden?
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Why can't golfers carry their own clubs?
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Lazy jerks.
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"Moose Poo"?!
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Why, you hilarious...
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Eat Sunset Rose!
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Semi-gloss.
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Seed bell?
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Like that's gonna stop me.
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Huh?
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Oh, so cute!
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Look at...
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Oh, my face! My face!
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What the hell's so funny?
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We must come together...
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to lower our carbon...
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- Stupid boy.
- Dumb dad.
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First, he ruins my life.
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- Then he ruins my livestream.
- Me ruining his show was
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- the only good part of his show.
- I'm gonna change the NHL with my idea
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Fat goalie was his only good take.
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- for morbidly obese goalies.
- Should've led with it.
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Hello. #FirstImpression.
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Oh, my God, a hipster!
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Marge, bring him a microbrew!
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- Quick!
- I'm on it!
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Ah...
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The alluvial hops really bring
out the riparian bitterness.
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He likes it.
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- I think.
- I did like it.
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My name's Warburton Parker.
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I'm a stranger to you.
Why should you listen to me?
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- You don't know my backstory.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, here it is... colon...
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as a child,
my only friend was my computer.
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I was teased every day.
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Then I became a pro snowboarder,
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married a supermodel, went into tech,
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made a fortune, bought the factories
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where the kids who teased me's
parents worked
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and shut the factories down.
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Do you have a backstory?
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Once, when I was six, I ate a radio.
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I like you,
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but that won't get in the way.
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Let me cut to the chase.
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I make money from viral videos.
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And you two have gone viral.
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"Raccoon in a revolving door" viral.
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You're right to dance in such a fashion.
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Because I'll show you how to make videos
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that will make you rich.
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And me richer.
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And me richest.
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What are you doing here?
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I get an alert
whenever anyone's getting rich.
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Wow. 5.million views!
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Wow! Good, not great.
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That's the population of Colorado.
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Is that the Broncos one?
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- It is.
- Aw.
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The question is,
how much money have you made?
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Let's see. Uh, third quarter take...
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- Factor in overhead.
- Of course.
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- Overhead.
- Projections.
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Apples to apples.
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Figure net profit.
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Got it. Nothing.
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The question was rhetorical, you idiots.
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Sorry about the "idiots" thing.
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But what you need to do is monetize.
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- Monetize! Monetize!
- Monetize! Monetize!
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Monorail. Monorail.
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Wait, what are we talking about?
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Perhaps you are familiar
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with the greatest viral video
of all time,
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"Monkey smells finger
and falls out of tree."
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Hmm. No, I've never seen...
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Oh, my... Oh...
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Oh, that monkey!
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And the-the monkey!
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He smelled his finger.
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Then boom!
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Smell.
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That monkey and that monkey's estate
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made zero dollars.
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Even less in monkey dollars.
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If he had signed with me,
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I mean, just hypothetically,
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there would be... oh, I don't know...
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Monkey Finger Sniff T-shirts,
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Monkey Finger Sniff Finger Wipes,
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Monkey Finger Sniff sponsorships
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and a spot on Weekend Update on SNL.
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Host, Rami Malek or better.
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Musical guest, Pitbull.
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What this monkey didn't sniff
was opportunity.
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In the next five minutes,
you'll get more views
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than the entire rebooted Murphy Brown.
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Ugh, such high hopes.
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Not the same without Eldin.
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Now, this fight, you're
gonna get kickback from...
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- Duff Beer?
- Look at your shirt.
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Oh!
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Label to camera.
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Hey, label to camera.
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They're gonna love this publicity.
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You guys just earned your first quarter.
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First quarter revenue?
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No. First quarter, like the coin.
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Halt and Catch Fire, boy!
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Silicon Valley!
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How the Web Was Won.
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I'll give you another quarter
to shut up.
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Monetize.
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Look at us,
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the bully,
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the princess, more bullies,
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the Ralph and me, the
smart kid no one gets.
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Yet, maybe, by the end of the day,
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I'll realize this is just what I needed.
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This is what I needed
to break through the...
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Lisa, you don't belong here.
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Oh, thank God. So long, delinquents!
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Your detention is being held in
our new facility, the R.O.C.C.
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Welcome to the Remote On-site
Correctional Center.
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How can something be both remote
and on-site?
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All right, wisenheimer.
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You just earned yourself
a day in the hole.
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The Holistic Obstinance
Lessening Environment.
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Uh-oh.
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There's nothing in here
but old Goosebumps books.
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Fine. Read those.
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They aren't scary. They aren't scary!
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What happened to regular detention?
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Well, because we could no longer afford
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any after-school activity,
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the school district has
outsourced detention.
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Welcome to Misbehavior Solutions,
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a Torture 500 company.
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You privatized detention?
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Lisa, you have to understand.
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Anyone who's done anything remotely poor
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is in private prison.
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Oh, did I say "poor"? I meant wrong.
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No more questions.
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So, how's the monetizing going?
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Pick a hand.
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Pick again.
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Not the same hand.
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I'm not a magician.
It's in the other hand.
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Please pick the other hand.
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All right, I'm just gonna
show you the check.
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Oh, my God!
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$5,000!
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This will come in handy
when I buy a boat!
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Now, for the really big money,
I sold the location rights
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- to your next fight.
- Huh?
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No, no, no. This needs
to be a discussion.
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It's here in this
fried chicken restaurant.
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End of discussion.
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You see, this place
has an image problem.
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They've had nine salmonella deaths
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and one fried pinky in the past week.
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Mmm...
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Salmon-ella.
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So they want you two... you and you...
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to change the conversation.
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If there's a regional,
casual dining chain
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that needs my help, I'm there!
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My heroes.
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Okay, kind of, you know, fake nibble.
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- Pretend you're enjoying the thighs.
- I am.
269
00:12:10,516 --> 00:12:11,548
Uh, they're made of wax.
270
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,384
Whatever. I'm on my fourth bucket.
271
00:12:13,486 --> 00:12:15,486
Sad. Okay, just action.
272
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:19,423
Why, you little...
273
00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:23,360
And escalate and escalate.
274
00:12:23,462 --> 00:12:25,329
Views, views, views.
275
00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:27,431
Yes!
276
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:30,167
Feel the burn. Literally sit in it.
277
00:12:30,269 --> 00:12:32,236
Would you like some onion rings?
278
00:12:32,338 --> 00:12:33,992
I don't see why not.
279
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:37,608
Ah. Beautiful.
280
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,444
Look at those view numbers fly.
281
00:12:40,546 --> 00:12:42,212
I-I shouldn't say this.
282
00:12:42,314 --> 00:12:43,414
No, I-I'm gonna say it.
283
00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:45,215
Okay, I say it a lot.
284
00:12:45,317 --> 00:12:49,353
You two are more beloved
than Marathon-Diarrhea Guy.
285
00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:52,222
- I love that guy.
- Best guy.
286
00:12:52,324 --> 00:12:54,425
We have so many sick
sponsored fights lined up.
287
00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:56,527
We're gonna make
Marathon-Diarrhea Guy look
288
00:12:56,629 --> 00:12:58,529
like Dog on Washing Machine.
289
00:12:58,631 --> 00:13:02,166
- I love that dog!
- Best dog.
290
00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:07,104
Violence is the best.
291
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:09,339
Dad, you're holding my hand.
292
00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:11,108
Is that weird?
293
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,276
I've seen it in books.
294
00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:15,112
Say, boy, can I buy you a...?
295
00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:17,581
Nah, I'm good, but thanks.
296
00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:19,450
Give me a Duff, Moe.
297
00:13:19,552 --> 00:13:21,518
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Your money's no good here.
298
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,288
You're a celebrity now, Mr. YouTube.
299
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,290
The biggest one this bar has seen
300
00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:28,525
since the snake
that ate three pool balls.
301
00:13:28,627 --> 00:13:31,195
Got a picture of that. See it?
302
00:13:31,297 --> 00:13:32,463
Anything I can do for you.
303
00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:34,298
Anything. You just name it.
304
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,400
Well, little more
than I thought you'd ask for,
305
00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:38,368
but, uh, no, I respect the greed.
306
00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:40,370
Now I'm going back to my people.
307
00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:42,306
Hey, how you doing?
308
00:13:45,578 --> 00:13:49,179
It's that kid from YouTube!
309
00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:52,549
You, my friend, are getting an escort.
310
00:13:52,651 --> 00:13:56,420
Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah.
311
00:13:56,522 --> 00:13:58,255
Aw, isn't that cute?
312
00:13:58,357 --> 00:14:01,291
Let's give the biggest one a gun
and take the week off.
313
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:06,196
Milhouse, why are you in detention?
314
00:14:06,298 --> 00:14:08,432
For using the metric side of my ruler.
315
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,201
That seems pretty arbitrary.
316
00:14:11,303 --> 00:14:13,270
Uh, why am I here?
317
00:14:13,372 --> 00:14:16,473
All I did was wear swim trunks
in the shower.
318
00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:18,308
They're packing detention
319
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,543
with minor infractors.
320
00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:21,311
But why?
321
00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:23,380
Why do corporations do anything?
322
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,249
To help society.
323
00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:27,317
We need you
to make kiddie license plates.
324
00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:30,220
I need 100 Caitlyns, 100 Kaitlyns
325
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,849
and a thousand Kate... Lynns.
326
00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:35,159
Oh, my mom's picking me up.
327
00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:36,426
She'll be frantic!
328
00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:38,529
Oh, they said
I could pick him up at midnight.
329
00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:40,164
Mm!
330
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:41,565
You want something stamped?
331
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,367
How about this?
332
00:14:43,469 --> 00:14:45,402
Strike! Strike! Strike!
333
00:14:45,504 --> 00:14:47,538
Strike! Strike! Strike!
334
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,374
Strike! Strike! Strike!
335
00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:52,176
How do you know about unions?
336
00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:54,511
'Cause our history books end
in the 1930s.
337
00:14:55,681 --> 00:14:57,581
Thanks, guys.
338
00:14:57,683 --> 00:14:59,383
Hey, Dad!
339
00:14:59,485 --> 00:15:02,252
Hey, son! I kind of missed you.
340
00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:04,188
I kind of missed you, too.
341
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,455
Aw.
342
00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:07,257
Okay, they're hugging.
343
00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:09,259
Excuse me, but I thought
the hate was real.
344
00:15:09,361 --> 00:15:10,863
I have not been so angry
345
00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:13,230
since I saw every Star Wars
since the second.
346
00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:15,399
They are no longer my heroes!
347
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:19,369
Kumiko, we are changing
the Comic-Con costumes.
348
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,371
We're going back to our old costumes...
349
00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:23,273
Sailor Moon and the Moon.
350
00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:31,745
Hey there, Chalmers. Hey there, Skinner.
351
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:34,738
We will be here until dinner!
352
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,308
These Norma Rae-sinets
refuse to back down.
353
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:41,711
You can cut detention with a knife.
354
00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:43,747
In other news, the Pope has died.
355
00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:46,383
My corporation has a deal
with this school
356
00:15:46,452 --> 00:15:50,287
to provide free... kishly happy workers.
357
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:51,755
You better fix this and fast.
358
00:15:51,857 --> 00:15:53,590
I think I have an answer.
359
00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:56,626
I know people who will do
anything for money
360
00:15:56,728 --> 00:16:00,497
as long as it doesn't involve kids...
361
00:16:00,599 --> 00:16:05,235
the teachers.
362
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:18,348
Take it from the Moon.
363
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,550
Bart and Homer have cratered.
364
00:16:20,652 --> 00:16:23,353
I hate them and I... uh-oh.
365
00:16:23,455 --> 00:16:25,388
So, because people think
you like each other,
366
00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:26,556
you're has-beens.
367
00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:27,691
Yesterday's views.
368
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,526
Deader than MySpace.
369
00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:32,295
15 minutes of lame.
370
00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:35,432
Why are you still here around me?
371
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,601
Please help us. It hurts so much to know
372
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:40,403
that no one is clicking me or liking me.
373
00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:41,705
They might have no opinion.
374
00:16:41,807 --> 00:16:43,540
I can't live with that!
375
00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:46,643
May I make an original
and groundbreaking observation
376
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:48,378
that no one has ever said before?
377
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,413
There is one thing
that show business loves.
378
00:16:50,516 --> 00:16:51,748
- Betty White?
- A comeback.
379
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:53,550
We are going to put you out in front
380
00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:55,318
of some of the greatest influencers
381
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,144
and tastemakers alive.
382
00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,456
We will remake Bart and Homer Brand.
383
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:02,459
What do you say to BHB2?
384
00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:04,093
Is it a drug? Lay it on me.
385
00:17:04,132 --> 00:17:06,563
It stands for
"Bart Homer Brand 2," you moron.
386
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:08,532
Of course it is.
387
00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,433
Is it a pill?
388
00:17:10,536 --> 00:17:12,369
Or the other end?
389
00:17:13,772 --> 00:17:16,573
This is the largest gathering
of social media influencers
390
00:17:16,675 --> 00:17:18,119
in the western hemisphere.
391
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:19,342
There's Detonator,
392
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:21,378
the Internet's leading
walkthrough gamer.
393
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,612
What's your side quest, Demon?
394
00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:24,548
- Uh, well, I...
- Terminate dialogue tree.
395
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,349
Return to main quest.
396
00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:28,173
Hmm.
397
00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:29,604
Hey, there's Leslie Sky.
398
00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:32,474
She does makeup tutorials
with veiled white nationalism.
399
00:17:32,576 --> 00:17:35,577
For the foundation,
we can either go with brown,
400
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,278
or skin color.
401
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,447
Oh, my God, it's Jurgen,
402
00:17:39,549 --> 00:17:41,416
Southern Norway's leading unboxer.
403
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,452
First we take the burger box
from the bag, yeah.
404
00:17:44,554 --> 00:17:48,423
Carefully open the box
so it can be reclasped.
405
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,501
Mm-hmm.
406
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,692
Robust hinging.
407
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,665
I am tired now.
408
00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:59,567
And winter comes.
409
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,207
And now, to tell you
what you're gonna do.
410
00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:08,610
Live Online.
411
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,578
Doesn't "mortal" mean "dead"?
412
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,249
Um, it can, but it's just
a figure of speech.
413
00:18:14,351 --> 00:18:16,217
So we don't kill each other?
414
00:18:16,319 --> 00:18:18,286
Oh, if you did, that would be great.
415
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,388
But let's play it by ear. Okay, guys,
416
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:21,533
when you're in combat,
417
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,258
definitely killing each other,
418
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,393
it's important to feature
your sponsored weapons.
419
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:28,196
Bart, you're promoting Netflix.
420
00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:31,232
Got it? And Trident gum.
421
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:34,168
Homer, you're repping Axe Body Spray
422
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:36,471
and Trident Spearmint gum.
423
00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:37,649
Do you get it, Homer?
424
00:18:37,674 --> 00:18:39,474
The product things match the words.
425
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,442
I don't know, this seems kind of lame.
426
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,587
You know what's not lame?
427
00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:44,579
An audience of 200 livestreams
428
00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:46,414
while you kill your own father.
429
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,349
Or whatever. Feel it out.
430
00:18:48,451 --> 00:18:51,252
I don't know, I'm gonna need
some more inspiration.
431
00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:54,589
Oh, my God, is it really you?
432
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,460
It is.
433
00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:02,430
Ladies and gentlemen,
434
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,500
YouTubers, Instagrammers,
435
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,570
and homeless former Viners,
436
00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:11,606
you loved them in their
smackdown at Panda Express.
437
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,375
Then they hugged
and you were like, "What?"
438
00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:17,245
Homer and Bart Simpson!
439
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,347
Do I smell fear?
440
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,215
I'm not afraid of you.
441
00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:25,253
You're smelling the refreshing
scent of Axe Body Spray.
442
00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:26,588
Dark Temptation.
443
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:40,301
I don't know, Dad.
This just doesn't feel right.
444
00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:41,603
I don't want to fight you.
445
00:19:41,705 --> 00:19:43,504
Me, neither, son.
446
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:50,645
Who'd have thought that two guys
from such different worlds
447
00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:52,547
could connect like us?
448
00:19:55,518 --> 00:19:57,518
Quit using your words!
449
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,490
Hello. I'm Homer Simpson.
450
00:20:23,592 --> 00:20:27,394
And this is episode
two of Walkoff Homer.
451
00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:28,595
Today's question:
452
00:20:28,697 --> 00:20:31,631
are sports talk shows a complete
and utter waste of time?
453
00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:33,500
We will get to the bottom of this
454
00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:35,502
within the next five hours.
455
00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,537
Five hours?!
456
00:20:37,639 --> 00:20:39,573
I can't get my point across
in five hours.
457
00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:42,442
My whole career depends on me never
quite getting to the finish.
458
00:20:42,544 --> 00:20:44,086
Because I know...
459
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:48,275
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