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>> KIM: Tonight on...
>> KHLOE: It's so beautiful!

Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you!

Kylie did a phenomenal job for
my birthday.

(all cheering, whooping)
>> WOMAN: We love you!

>> KRIS: I bought a dog for
Khloe.

>> KIM: I think it is the
absolute worst idea.

>> KRIS: Surprise!
>> KHLOE: No.

>> KRIS: Happy birthday, Khloe.
>> KHLOE: What is this?

Is this for me?
>> MALIKA: It's from Tristan.

>> SCOTT: It looks fully like an
engagement ring.

>> KHLOE: No! No! No! No! No!
♪ ♪

>> KIM: Okay, babe, do you want
to explain the game?

>> KANYE: Okay, so, the idea
behind this game is to highlight

the words that you feel are
positive.

So, like, pick a page.
>> KHLOE: Any number? Are we...

>> KOURTNEY: 25.
>> KHLOE: Okay. Perfect.

>> KOURTNEY: I picked it.
>> KIM: Kanye always wants

people to be more positive, so
he came up with this little

dictionary game.
We, like, pick a page in the

dictionary, and everyone has to
underline the positive words.

Okay, did anyone highlight
"barrel"?

>> KANYE: No.
>> KIM: "Barter"?

>> KOURTNEY/KIM: I did.
>> KHLOE: No.

>> KANYE: So why didn't you?
>> KOURTNEY: I thought it was a

nice practice.
>> KHLOE: But it can be, but it

could also introduce so many
negative things at the same

time.
>> KANYE: And I don't like the

word "practice."
"To do or perform something

habitually."
I don't really like the word

"habitual," like "habitual
liar."

"To work..." I don't like...
I don't like the word "work."

(laughter)
"...on over..."

>> KOURTNEY: I put "basic."
>> KANYE: I didn't put "basic."

>> KHLOE: Yeah, why'd you put
"basic"?

>> KOURTNEY: It's, like, a
"basic bitch."

>> KHLOE: You're not wrong or
right‐‐ I just want to know why.

>> KANYE: See, this always
sparks these kind of

conversations.
People get into, like, parenting

and this and that.
This is a fire "bored" game,

like, when you're bored.
This is a bored game.

>> KHLOE (laughs): Yeah!
It's true.

(Kanye chuckles)
♪ ♪

>> KIM: That's so cute.
So, this comes down, so it'll

just be like that‐‐ these are
really high‐‐ with a big Louis

coat.
>> KHLOE: Love.

>> KIM: Look two, it's a dress,
but it has a high slit.

>> KHLOE: To die.
Love a high slit.

>> KIM: So cute.
Today, Khloe, Kourtney and I are

doing a shoot for Carine
Roitfeld's magazine, called CR.

This shoot is just about having
fun in the most amazing clothes,

and it's so much fun every time
I get to do something with my

sisters.
>> KHLOE: Hey, bitch.

>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
How the hell are ya?

(Khloe slapping Kourtney's back)
Stop. I don't like that.

>> KHLOE: Oh.
>> KOURTNEY: I had to make this

breakup playlist for Poosh.
>> CESAR: I can't listen to

music.
I'm so heartbroken right now.

>> KHLOE: What, you broke up
with him?

>> CESAR: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.

>> CESAR: I'm heartbroken
because I was such an ass

(bleep) in the relationship.
>> KHLOE: Oh, but that's nice.

>> CESAR: I'm like, "Oh, my God,
I actually fell in love and I

treated him like (bleep)."
And I think in the back of my

head I always felt like...
>> KHLOE: You would get back

together, yeah.
>> CESAR: You know, like, I kept

thinking, like, if I just do all
these things, he's gonna come

back.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, I feel

like you're the Tristan and I'm
your ex‐boyfriend, 'cause now

Tristan's like, "What can we
do?"

I'm like, "There's really
nothing."

Like, what do you want me to do,
risk everything and look like a

moron for you to do it again a
third time?

I don't think so.
Lately, Tristan's been telling

me that he's sorry and that he
loves me and appreciates me.

But right now, the most I can
handle is a co‐parenting

relationship.
And I really believe that

Tristan wants more than that,
but that's just not what I'm

about.
I love that, Kim.

You look so good.
Yes, girl!

That's amazing!
>> KOURTNEY: We gotta start

shooting.
♪ ♪

>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Yeah.
Yes!

♪ ♪

>> KOURTNEY: I have that robe.
>> KRIS: Oh, you do?

>> KOURTNEY: Mm‐hmm.
>> KRIS: It's cute, right?

>> KOURTNEY: Mm‐hmm.
>> KRIS: It's so comfortable.

>> KOURTNEY: Mine's gray.
>> KRIS: Oh, it is?

I almost got the gray one, but
then I got this one.

>> KOURTNEY: Mine's an actual
robe. Is yours?

>> KRIS: I don't know.
>> KIM: Hi, guys.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> KIM: So... Khloe and I always

talk, and, like, you know,
she'll kill me for saying this,

but every time, like, Kylie
throws a party, she does these,

like, huge extravagant things.
I mean, she has a Halloween

party, she has a Friendsgiving
party‐‐ she literally has

everything for her friends...
>> KRIS: Oh, on a weekly basis.

>> KIM: And Khloe really feels
such a way, not, like, in a

jealous way, just more, like,
"Damn, like, why can't I have

fun?"
Like, "Why wouldn't you do

something like this for your
sisters?"

So Khloe's birthday's this
weekend, and I feel like... if

anyone deserves a Kylie‐thrown
party, it's Khloe.

>> KRIS: A hundred percent.
>> KIM: I'm so happy that Kylie

decided to take over Khloe's
birthday party.

She just goes all out.
♪ ♪

And I know it'll be amazing.
>> KYLIE: I creative directed

this whole party.
>> KIM: Khloe's had a rough

year, so I'm excited that she's
gonna have this fun birthday

party where we can just, you
know, have a good time.

>> KRIS: I'm not gonna be here.
So have fun.

>> KIM: And my mom is gonna be
on some yacht in the middle of

some ocean‐‐ I don't even know
where she'll be.

But it sucks, 'cause she's gonna
miss a good party.

So, Kylie called Khloe and said,
"Hey, I want to take over your

party, just send me the list."
Three seconds later, Khloe texts

me, "Did you tell Kylie about
the parties?"

And I go, "No, what are you
talking about? What party?"

>> KOURTNEY: Now she's gonna
know when she watches this.

>> KIM: I know, but I'll take
one for the team of being a liar

for her to have a better party.
You know?

♪ ♪

>> KIM: Is this all your hair?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.

>> KIM: It's wild.
>> KOURTNEY: It's, um, how he

blow‐dried it.
It's kind of Jennifer

Aniston‐y.
>> KIM: I like it.

(knocking on door)

Hi. How are you?
>> MELISSA: Hi. I'm Melissa.

So nice to meet you.
>> KIM: I'm Kim.

Nice to meet you.
>> STACY: Hi. Stacy.

Nice to meet you.
>> KIM: Nice to meet you.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi. Kourtney.
>> KIM: When the fires happened

last year, Kourtney found out it
started from the Santa Susana

Field Lab.
This site is extremely toxic and

could be really damaging
people's health.

We are just miles away from this
place.

I remember hearing those stories
about there's a street‐‐

everyone on the street is sick.
Lisa Miles has been one of my

mom's best friends since before
I was even born.

And her husband, who we were all
extremely close to, for the past

six years has been really sick.
So today, we are meeting with

this group of moms that has been
fighting this issue for years.

I think it's really important
that we get more information and

see what we can do to actually
help.

>> MELISSA: Thank you so much
for having us.

>> STACY: Yes.
>> KOURTNEY: Of course.

I think we both wanted to get
more information, just about,

you know, what's really going
on.

>> DENISE: So, the Santa Susana
story is complicated, because

there are different responsible
parties that have been involved.

There's widespread contamination
in the soil, in the groundwater

and in the surface water.
NASA is responsible for cleaning

up areas where the rocket engine
testing occurred, which has

heavy chemical contamination.
The Department of Energy is

responsible for cleaning up the
area where the nuclear work

occurred, but Boeing owns most
of the site.

In 2010, they said it was gonna
be cleaned up; by 2017, they

haven't even started.
>> MELISSA: And people started

to realize this isn't just
scientists arguing over little

insignificant facts, this is
actually hurting people and

children.
My daughter's a two‐time cancer

survivor and I really feel like
the site gave her her cancer.

>> KIM: I'm so sorry.
How old is your daughter?

>> MELISSA: She's nine now.
>> KIM: Oh, wow.

>> MELISSA: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Is she cancer‐free

now?
>> MELISSA: She is right now.

Thank you.
>> KOURTNEY: Amazing.

>> MELISSA: Yeah, and we know 54
other kids in our community with

cancer.
>> KOURTNEY: What do you think

we can do to help?
>> DENISE: I think that Senator

Stern's a good person to talk
to.

Him hearing from you would be
brilliant.

>> KIM: It really is clear how
many people are affected and how

many people really want it
cleaned up.

Automatically, you just want to
do anything you can to help.

>> KOURTNEY: We just want to
make sure that we can get the

site cleaned up so this doesn't
keep happening.

>> KIM: Well, I'll definitely
reach out and meet with Senator

Stern, you know, hopefully,
within a week.

>> STACY: This is exciting.
>> MELISSA: It really is.

>> STACY: For the first time, I
feel like we have hope.

>> KIM: Oh, good.
>> STACY: Yeah, I really thank

you.
>> KIM: I really hope that we

can help.
>> KOURTNEY: I know, I hope we

can help.
>> KRIS: I bought a dog for

Khloe as a surprise.
I feel bad that I'm not gonna be

here for Khloe's birthday party,
so what better time to give her

the gift of a puppy?
>> KIM: I think it is the

absolute worst idea.
>> KHLOE: What is this?

Is this for me?
>> MALIKA: It's from Tristan.

>> KHLOE: What?

♪ ♪

>> KIM: Wait. How funny is this,
Mom?

I told Tracy where the forks
were one time, and sh‐‐ I think

she picked up, like, something
weird, you know?

'Cause this is, like, the forks
are here.

And she's like, "Um, so, like,
which one is your fork?"

And I was like, "Oh, it's
neither."

She's like, "You never know at
your guys' house what the new

and latest fork is supposed
to be."

>> KRIS: What the new fork is.
Oh, my God, you have to see a

picture of Scott's dog.
I mean, look at the dog sweater.

I'm not even a dog person.
So do you remember where we got

Gabbana?
>> KIM: Yeah.

>> KRIS: Gabbana was the best
dog in the world.

Khloe was the best, best mommy
to Gabbana.

♪ ♪
And they have the litter of

puppies with Gabbana's
bloodline.

Like, how cool.
So I reached out to him, and I

bought a dog for Khloe as a
surprise.

I really feel bad that I'm not
gonna be here for Khloe's

birthday party, so what better
time to give her the gift of a

puppy that will bring her so
much joy.

Look at this puppy.
Oh. Look, it's kissing.

It is so sweet.
Look at this one.

After going through a rough time
this year, I know it'll mean a

lot to her.
>> KIM: I think it is the

absolute worst idea.
However, Khloe bought North a

hamster without my permission.
Wait. W‐What?

Who said this was okay?
>> NORTH: KoKo.

It does not bite.
>> KIM: How do you know?

>> NORTH: Let me get him.
>> KIM: What on earth?

So I will happily go with you to
pick up a few of these dogs for

her and drop them off and their
big huge (bleep) in her kitchen

that she likes to keep really
clean.

>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
>> KIM: I'll happily go with

you and pick one out.
♪ ♪

>> KHLOE: We're going to
Connecticut, guys.

>> MALIKA: I'm drinking from the
minute we‐‐ Okay, n‐n‐no.

Actually, I'm gonna pace myself.
I take it back, I take it back.

>> KHADIJAH: We have to take
advantage of the fact that we

don't do this together all the
time, so I think we do have to

drink.
>> MALIKA: These moments are

meant to be taken advantage of.
>> KHLOE: Okay.

>> MALIKA: It's only 24 hours.
>> KHLOE: I never say no for

that.
>> MALIKA: Well, guys, here's to

another adventure.
>> KHLOE: I am hosting an

appearance at a place called
Mohegan Sun and the twins are

joining me.
We're here for 24 hours.

We're gonna have a girls night.
And just have fun.

>> KHADIJAH: It's so pretty
here.

Okay, that's nice.
You usually see pictures of

stuff like this, like, from your
Apple TV, you know?

>> KHLOE: From your Apple TV.
>> KHADIJAH: But you have no

clue where that is.
>> MALIKA: I wish there was...

>> KHLOE: It is so pretty here,
this view.

Is that chocolate?
I don't think that's chocolate.

>> MALIKA: That's...
>> KHADIJAH: Did they give you

a‐a gift?
>> KHLOE: What is this?

>> KHADIJAH: It doesn't say
anything?

>> KHLOE: Is this for me?
>> MALIKA: It's from Tristan.

>> KHLOE: What?
We're in another state.

I'm in a random hotel room.
How‐‐ Like, I'm thinking, how

did Tristan know where I am?
My room number?

Like, I'm thinking so many
things.

Guess I'm in shock, and I...
I have so many who, what, when,

where, whys.
>> MALIKA: He asked for help to

surprise you with something.
>> KHLOE: What?

>> MALIKA: Before we left for
Connecticut, Tristan reached out

to see if we would help him give
Khloe this gift.

Of course we said yes.
I think that Khloe's priority is

to have peace in her
relationship with Tristan.

And if this is just one step
towards him showing her that he

wants her to feel better, I
think it's... it's good.

>> KHADIJAH: I think it's okay.
>> KHLOE: That is so crazy.

Why did he do that?
For my birthday?

>> KHADIJAH: Wow.
>> MALIKA: I did not get that,

no.
I just got he wanted to give you

something‐‐ do something nice
for you.

>> KHLOE: How'd it get in here?
(laughs)

>> MALIKA: Well, I... he had a
little help.

I traveled with it.
>> KHLOE: Do I accept stuff like

this?
I don't know what to do.

>> KHADIJAH: You brought it, you
do the honor.

>> MALIKA: You always accept.
>> KHADIJAH: He got you a

beautiful diamond necklace.

Don't even think about anything
else right now.

>> KHLOE: Now I'm supposed to
call him?

>> KHADIJAH: Well, yes, you do
have to say thank you.

>> KHLOE: No. I‐I am...
Ugh, is my neck this fat?

>> MALIKA: N‐N‐No, it's‐‐
I can‐‐ thank you so‐‐

It's your hair is kind of in the
way, so I can...

>> KHLOE: It's so pretty.
I just literally didn't think‐‐

You put on the, probably the...
>> MALIKA: There you go.

How's that? Let me see.
That's stunning.

>> KHLOE: I just really didn't
know that was for me.

>> KHADIJAH: I think you should
wear it tonight.

>> KHLOE: I am conflicted as to
if I should keep it or not,

'cause I just want to really
make sure there's no

expectations.
If I accept something, is that

misleading to Tristan?
It's the sweetest, kindest

gesture, but that still doesn't
mean, okay, a necklace is just

gonna fix everything.
Oh, my God.

(line ringing)
>> KHADIJAH: Thank you.

>> TRISTAN: Hello.
>> KHLOE: Hello.

Can you hear me?
>> TRISTAN: I can hear you.

>> KHLOE: Thank you so much for
my necklace.

I was literally startled.
>> TRISTAN: Oh. Well, you're

welcome. Do you like it?
>> KHLOE: I love it.

Look, I'm wearing it.
But what's it for?

>> TRISTAN: Just 'cause.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.

You weren't this nice to me when
we were together ever.

(Tristan chuckling)
But thank you very much.

>> TRISTAN: Khloe, you're
welcome.

Something to go with your outfit
tonight.

>> KHLOE: Thank you.
It will.

>> TRISTAN: I guess, send me a
picture of when it's all

together.
>> KHLOE: You'll find pictures

online.
>> TRISTAN: Oh, my gosh.

>> KHLOE: Thank you very much.
I love it, I really do, and I

was very happily surprised.
>> TRISTAN: All right, I'm glad

you like it.
>> KHLOE: Happy birthday to me.

>> TRISTAN: (chuckles)
Happy early birthday.

>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> TRISTAN: (laughs) All right.

>> KHLOE: Bye.
>> TRISTAN: I'll talk to you

later. Bye.
>> KHADIJAH: So is it a birthday

present, he just didn't want to
say that?

>> MALIKA: I think she just made
it a birthday present.

(overlapping chatter)
Yeah, she's more comfortable

feeling like it's for a reason.
>> KHLOE: I don't want someone

to give me diamonds for no
reason, it freaks me out.

>> KIM: Wait, Khlo, can I talk
to you for a sec inside?

>> KHLOE: What's happening?
>> KIM: Okay. Stay in here.

I'll be right back.
>> KHLOE: No, I don't want to.

>> KRIS: Surprise!
>> KHLOE: He was like, "I want

to give you your birthday
present."

I go, "Yes, Tristan.
What did you want to give me

that was so important?"
And he goes, "I hope you accept

this ring."
>> SCOTT: It looks fully like

an engagement ring.
>> KHLOE: No! No! No! No! No!

♪ ♪

>> KOURTNEY: If we're trying to
change the world, we do need to

change, too.
>> KIM: Water bottles? Okay.

You're right.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm only having

these from now on.
(knocking on door)

Hi.
>> HENRY: Hi. Henry.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> HENRY: Nice to meet you.

>> KIM: On some prison reform
work that I was doing, I met

Senator Stern.
He represents our area, and is

actively involved in trying to
help with cleaning up the Santa

Susana Field Lab.
So, literally, I called Kanye

from the car right after we met
with the moms.

I go, "What are you doing?"
He's like, "I'm heading to Simi

Valley to go check out this new
office space that I might want

out there."
And I was like, "Simi Valley?

That's right next to the Santa
Susana Field Laboratory.

You can't have an office in Simi
Valley."

And...
>> HENRY: He didn't even know?

>> KIM: No.
>> HENRY: Well, I mean, this has

been living under all of our
noses for decades, and no one

wanted to talk about it, but,
like, we've got to just start

getting soil off the mountain.
>> KIM: How do we help?

>> HENRY: So I think we're gonna
have to go push both Boeing and

the Feds to clean up their mess.
>> KIM: So what if we publicly

went after them?
>> HENRY: Yeah, you've got an

incredible megaphone, and a lot
of credibility, especially as

people who live here.
>> KIM: Mm‐hmm.

>> HENRY: Shame helps.
I mean, you happen to have a

Twitter account.
You're scary.

>> KOURTNEY: Mm‐hmm.
>> HENRY: You're nice, but you

guys are... you're...
You can be scary, too.

>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, we will...
We have things to say.

>> HENRY: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: It's been years

since this contamination
occurred, and nobody has been

able to get this cleanup to
happen, but I definitely think

that we could use our voices to
push this along, and we're happy

to do so.
So nice to meet you.

>> HENRY: Yeah, really nice to
meet you, too.

>> KOURTNEY: Thank you for
coming, also, so last second.

>> HENRY: No. Totally.
So, uh, we'll get to work.

>> KIM: So good to see you.
>> HENRY: Okay. You, too.

>> KIM: Thank you.
>> HENRY: Okay. Glad to.

♪ ♪

>> KHLOE: Hi, boo.
>> TRISTAN: You're gonna say

"good night" to Mommy?
>> KHLOE: I love you.

>> TRISTAN: Say "good night."
Say "I love you, Mom."

>> KHLOE: I love you.
Mwah.

Bye, boo.
>> TRISTAN: All right, I love

you.
>> KHLOE: Bye.

>> TRISTAN: Bye‐bye.
>> KHLOE: Thank you.

>> MALIKA: "I love you."
"Thank you."

>> KHLOE: Well, I don't know
what to say.

>> KHADIJAH: I know.
Listen, "thank you" is nice.

I mean, I don't...
>> KHLOE: I mean, I just think

now, you know, I've already seen
how this ride goes, and I'm

not... I don't enjoy it.
>> KHADIJAH: You're not

interested in getting back on.
>> KHLOE: Why would I want to do

it for a third time?
>> KHADIJAH: Metaphorically

speaking, you're too goddamn old
for amusement parks.

Enough is enough.
Yes! Work, work.

>> MALIKA: Now it's time to
drink.

>> KHADIJAH: Work.
>> ANDREW: Let's get our drink

on.
>> KHLOE: We're just doing a

photo shoot.
>> MALIKA: I live for this.

(crowd cheering, whooping)

>> KHLOE: Tonight is my hosting
gig at Club Novelle, and I'm

happy I'm here, 'cause I can
definitely use a drink.

♪ ♪

I really don't know the last
time I've been to a club, but

it's so nice just to have
carefree fun.

>> KHADIJAH: Go! Go!
>> MALIKA: Let me tell you

something about yourself.
You are...

>> KHLOE: I'm in a (bleep)
video, bitch.

>> MALIKA: You're incredible.
Walk, bitch.

I came to party, too!
I came to party, too!

>> KHLOE: I feel like this is
the best night we've had in so

long.
Oh, my God, are you okay?

>> ANDREW: That was... that was
perfect.

♪ ♪
>> MALIKA: Pretty‐ass mother

(bleep).
>> MAN: Thank you. Take care.

Have a safe flight.
(Malika yawning)

>> KHLOE: I want to eat, and
then go to sleep.

I did not sleep a second.
>> MALIKA: I don't know what the

(bleep) happened.
>> KHADIJAH: Yeah, can someone

crack their window?
>> KHLOE: That was fun.

No?

At least this is a little better
than Vegas, 'cause you have time

to recover on the plane.
>> KHADIJAH: Right.

>> KHLOE: In Vegas, it's, like,
torture, 'cause it's such a

short flight.

Okay.
I am... bright‐eyed and

bushy‐tailed.
I feel like I'm good, I'm ready

to go, but Malika and Khadijah‐‐
they're really struggling.

I'm not laughing.
It's just... a little funny.

Overall, I think we would rank
Connecticut as a 15 on a scale

from one to ten, so, yay!
Ding, ding, ding, ding.

Ow.
You're hurting me.

>> MALIKA: I just kicked your
ass.

(grunts)
>> KHLOE: That video where I

throw you to the bathroom‐‐ it's
just... too... funny.

Well, did you see that video?
>> KHADIJAH: No.

>> KHLOE: Stop it.
Let me show you.

Here, look.

(laughter)
I'm, like, "You're ruining the

video."
Is that not hysterical?

It's just so funny.
Thank you.

Namaste.
Have a beautiful Sunday.

>> KHADIJAH: See you later,
skater.

♪ ♪
(horn honks)

>> SCOTT: You call me?
>> KRIS: Yeah.

>> SCOTT: Sorry. I was having
breakfast.

What‐‐ is that mushroom soup?
>> KRIS: Broccoli.

>> SCOTT: Ah. Smells nice.
>> KRIS: Those are cute pants.

>> SCOTT: They're Purple Label
Ralph.

>> KRIS: Oh.
>> SCOTT: If anybody asks.

(sighs)
>> KRIS: Oh, Kelci, did you get

leashes or collars?
>> KELCI: Yeah.

>> KRIS: You did? Okay.
Thank you.

>> KELCI: You're welcome.
Got a lot of variations.

>> KRIS: Okay.
>> SCOTT: Are you getting a boy

or a girl?
>> KRIS: They're three girls.

>> SCOTT: Oh. Okay.
>> KRIS: Yeah.

>> SCOTT: Amazing.
>> KRIS: So, listen, when I

called about the puppy, I asked
him, you know, how many girls,

how many boys, what was born.
>> MAN: Listen, are you looking

for a female?
>> KRIS: I am.

>> MAN: All right, I've got
three females left.

>> KRIS: Oh, my God, that's so
cute.

Are‐‐ and they're sisters I'm‐‐
They're from the same litter?

>> MAN: Yes.
>> KRIS: I just...

They're all sisters, and having
five girls myself, I can't

imagine somebody separating
sisters, so I talked my friend

into letting me have all three
girls.

I can't wait to see the look on
her face.

Oh, my God, you guys.
>> SCOTT: Hello, little puppy

dogs.
>> KRIS: Oh, they're so cute.

>> SCOTT: Come to me, my jungle
friends.

You're a nice dog. Oh!
>> KIM: Wait. Why are there

three?
Stop.

You're giving Khloe three?
>> SCOTT: She needs them.

>> KRIS: Yes.
>> KIM: We're gonna give it to

her tonight?
>> KRIS: We're gonna give it to

her right now.
>> KIM: You think she can handle

this?
>> KRIS: Yeah.

>> KIM: I think my mom getting
Khloe a puppy is the dumbest

idea I've ever heard.
Like... ugh.

And three of them.
I'm so confused to even how it

went from one dog to three dogs.
>> KRIS: Grab a dog and get in

the back.
>> SCOTT: Come on, puppy dogs.

Oh, wow.
>> KRIS: Okay, come on.

(dog growling)
>> KIM: Mom, there's something

wrong with this one.
>> KRIS: It's okay, it's okay.

You're gonna go meet your new
mommy.

(dog whining)
What happened?

>> SCOTT: You're gonna live a
very good lifestyle, guy.

Don't worry.
(whining continues)

(Scott howling)
>> SCOTT: Khloe's gonna be so

excited.
>> KRIS: Okay, are we ready?

>> KIM: Okay, so I'll be like,
"Khloe, come here."

And then you guys come in with
the dogs.

>> KRIS: Okay, but hurry.
>> KIM: Okay, okay.

>> SCOTT: These guys are chunks
of meat.

>> KIM: Wait. Khlo, can I talk
to you for a sec inside?

>> KHLOE: Okay, I'm coming.
Will you just figure it out?

>> WOMAN: Yeah. Yes.

>> KIM: Wait. So, you're not
gonna believe this.

>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
What is happening?

>> KIM: Okay, stay in here.
I'll be right back.

>> KHLOE: No, I don't want to.
What's happening?

>> KRIS: Surprise!

>> KHLOE: That is so (bleep)
cute.

Kylie wanted everything for my
birthday celebration to be a

surprise.
Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!

(gasps)
Holy crap.

So, after you left the party,
Tristan came over.

>> KOURTNEY: So he was at the
party?

>> KHLOE: Yeah.
Like, Malika and O. T. were like,

"I just don't think it's over
with you and Tristan."

>> KOURTNEY: Really?

>> KIM: Wait. Khlo, can I talk
to you for a sec inside?

So, you're not gonna believe
this.

>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
What is happening?

>> KIM: Okay, stay in here.
I'll be right back.

>> KHLOE: No, I don't want to.
What's happening?

>> KRIS: Surprise!
Happy birthday, Khloe.

>> SCOTT: Oh!
>> KHLOE: No.

(Kris laughs)
Oh, my God.

>> KRIS: Here's your new babies.
(laughs)

>> KHLOE: This is so cute.
I thought you were gonna tell

me, like, something horrible
happened.

>> KRIS: These are your new
daughters.

>> SCOTT: They love you.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.

Take a picture.
>> KHLOE: But what am I supposed

to do?
(Kris laughs)

>> KIM: She doesn't want 'em,
guys.

>> KHLOE: No, I want them, but
I‐I don't... What?

It's kind of, like, crazy for
anybody to think they should

gift any human being three
puppies.

>> SCOTT: It's a lot of dogs.
>> KHLOE: Three?!

I don't know if this is the
sweetest thing or the meanest

thing in the world.
(laughing): I can't figure it

out.
(dog whining)

Where are the other two, people?
Where are the other two?

(dog whining)
Oh, my God.

What's happening?
♪ ♪

>> KOURTNEY: Wow. My shake is so
disgusting today.

I don't even think I can eat it.
>> KIM: Well, it really looks

disgusting.
>> LISA: It does.

>> KOURTNEY: It's normally good.
Oh, here's the sign.

"Rock the Cleanup."
>> LISA: Oh.

>> KOURTNEY: So this event is
supposed to put pressure on the

elected officials.
'Cause they've already agreed to

do the cleanup, but they just
haven't done it.

>> LISA: I think this is so
important.

>> KIM: After talking to the
moms and Senator Stern, I

realize how serious this really
is.

And I just think it's super
important that we bring

awareness to this.
So, today I'm gonna go to this

event called Rock the Cleanup,
and it is an event that the moms

have put together so that we can
see what we can do to help.

>> MELISSA: Thank you so much
for coming.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi. How are you?
>> KIM: Hi.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> LAUREN: Hi, I'm Lauren.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi. Kourtney.
>> LAUREN: Nice to meet you.

I actually met your sister.
Um, one time, she came to the

hospital and visited my
daughter, Hazel.

>> KOURTNEY: Aw.
>> LAUREN: And she brought a

bunch of little gifts for her,
like a space thing to put on the

wall, and she was just so sweet.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe?

>> LAUREN: No, it was Kylie.
And then she came back and wrote

a special note for Hazel, 'cause
she really connected to her.

This is Hazel. (chuckles)
>> KIM/KOURTNEY: Aw.

>> LAUREN: So, anyway, but I'm
really thankful you guys are

here and...
>> KIM: Aw, thank you.

>> LAUREN: ...speaking for our
kids.

>> MELISSA: Come on over and
join the fun.

>> KIM: For sure.
>> MELISSA: We have wishes over

here that we're writing.
>> LAUREN: We have them

pre‐addressed to the different
congressmen in the area.

If you guys want to do that, you
can.

>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> LAUREN: And then the‐the

rocks we're painting over there.
♪ ♪

>> MELISSA: This is my daughter,
Grace.

>> LISA: Hi. Hi, Grace.
>> MELISSA: Can you say hi?

She went through treat‐‐
treatment with Hazel.

That's how they got to know each
other.

>> KOURTNEY: What'd you say?
>> KIM: "60 years has been way

too long.
We know you care to help the

families that are all affected
by the Santa Susana Field Lab.

Please clean up the site."
>> STACY: Today, we're going to

create art as a symbol of our
unity and our community.

>> MELISSA: We've been hurt and
divided for years, and we want

to heal our community.
(applause)

I want my friend Lauren to share
a little bit of her story and

why she got involved.
>> LAUREN: My daughter, Hazel,

she was two years old in 2013,
and they found a Nerf

football‐sized tumor inside her
abdomen.

Within two days, we had a cancer
diagnosis.

She went through 18 months of
treatment‐‐ chemotherapy,

radiation, an eight‐hour tumor
resection surgery, a stem cell

transplant, which led to such
devastating side effects, she

ended up in the ICU for four
weeks in a coma.

She almost didn't pull through,
um, but she did.

She made a full recovery, and we
enjoyed two and a half years of

glorious remission.
And then Hazel relapsed.

And it was March of last year
that she...

that she took her last breath at
Children's Hospital.

(sniffling)
Grace and Hazel were very close,

so...
I know what it's like to lose a

child with cancer.
>> KIM: That's so sad.

>> LAUREN: And nobody should
ever have to face that again.

>> KIM: Hearing from these moms
and just having them walk

through their pain and what
they've been through with their

children, I couldn't even
imagine if this was one of my

children.
>> MELISSA: She comes from Katie

Hill's office.
>> LAUREN: Yes.

Our representative.
>> MELISSA: And this is

something that‐that you are
probably aware of, but I thought

you guys would really like to
see what is happening and‐and

rather quickly, too.
>> KELSEY: Yeah. There are six

members of Congress, as well as
Senator Dianne Feinstein, who

have submitted a letter that
all three responsible parties

take effective action to ensure
full cleanup in a timely manner.

>> MELISSA: You got to show the
signatures.

>> KELSEY: So, we got
signatures.

>> MELISSA: This is really
powerful.

We've never had this before.
This has never happened before.

>> KOURTNEY: Amazing.
(cheering and applause)

>> KELSEY: So...
>> LISA: That's fantastic.

>> LAUREN: So, thank you for
bringing that today.

>> KELSEY: Of course.
>> MAN: Katie Hill.

>> LAUREN: Yes, thank you, Katie
Hill.

>> KELSEY: Yes.
>> KIM: Thank you so much.

>> MELISSA: And, again, we so
appreciate the Kardashians' help

getting this out to social
media, because they have a power

that none of us possess and
that's the power of the people.

So, again, thank you, guys,
for...

>> KIM: Thank you.
>> MELISSA: ...helping us and

helping the children, too.
>> LAUREN: You're moms, too...

>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
It finally seems like there's

been some movement to really
make all the parties responsible

for actually cleaning up the
site.

>> KIM: It's definitely a step
in the right direction, but I

know there's a long way to go.
So Kourtney and I will

definitely continue to use our
voice and help in any way that

we can.
>> MELISSA: Gracie wanted to

share something with you.
>> LAUREN: Go on, Gracie.

>> KIM: Yeah.
Aw...

Thank you so much.
This is so nice.

Can I get a hug for giving it?
>> MELISSA: Want to give her a

hug?
>> KIM: No? Okay.

(laughter)
No worries.

>> LAUREN: It's okay.
>> SCOTT: It looks fully like an

engagement ring.
>> KHLOE: No! No! No! No! No!

>> SCOTT: I feel like you're
being really hard on yourself.

Just overthinking everything.
Did you invite him to

your birthday party?

♪ ♪

>> KIM: Hi.
This rug is so soft. I love it.

>> KHLOE: Thank you.
>> KIM: Where are the dogs?

>> KHLOE: Oh. I mean...
>> KIM: What?

>> KHLOE: Don't make that face
at me.

>> KIM: What?
>> KHLOE: I told you guy‐‐ First

of all, I told Mom‐‐ not
kidding‐‐ three times in writing

I couldn't have a dog right now.
And I think she got me a dog for

every time I said no.
I mean, True is just one years

old.
We just got back in the house.

I want to get her a dog when
it's, like, the right time.

I'm just dealing with a lot,
and it‐‐ like, three dogs is

wild to give somebody.
As much as I absolutely love and

adore these puppies, I believe,
if you have animals, you have to

really love them and give them a
lot of attention.

They're just like babies.
I just moved back into my house,

and I wanted to give True a dog,
like, for Christmas when she's

older.
Right now, she's kind of afraid

of dogs, and...
>> SCOTT: No, she's too little.

I kind of want one.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God. No. Stop.

>> SCOTT: I just worry that my
wiener, aka Hirsch, would have a

problem with it.
And she's the star of my house,

so...
>> KHLOE: She's the star wiener.

>> SCOTT: I just can't chance it
right now.

>> KHLOE: I am such an animal
person.

Like, if I have a dog, the dog,
like, you know, sleeps in a bed

in my room.
It's with us all the time.

Like, we‐‐ They're a part of the
family.

I don't just have a dog and,
like, don't know where it is.

So they would be in a much
better place elsewhere.

>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: I've done my research.

I know exactly where they're
going.

They're going to people who will
love and adore them and be the

best...
>> KIM: That's good.

>> KHLOE: Like, be real dog
owners, which I just can't be

right now.
It's the best thing for them.

>> KIM: That's important.
I think so, too.

>> KHLOE: I've never heard of
anybody giving somebody three

dogs.
>> KIM: That's insane.

No, no, no. It was.
>> KHLOE: Yeah.

>> KIM: I kind of loved it,
but‐‐ Yeah.

>> KHLOE: You loved it 'cause
you were, you know, pushing 'em

on to somebody else.
>> KIM: Getting you back.

No, getting you back for the
hamster.

I was like, "Ha‐ha‐ha."
>> KHLOE: Oh, is that what this

was?
>> KIM: No, no, no. Mom really

wanted to do that, and then I
just was like, "Okay!

That's fun." (laughs)
>> KHLOE: I didn't even put two

and two together.
>> KIM: Yeah.

>> KHLOE: I'm not mad at the
get‐back.

>> KIM: I just didn't say no...
>> KHLOE: Yeah.

>> KIM: ...when Mom's like, "Do
you think this is a good idea?"

I was like, "No, it's not."
But it is. It's amazing.

>> KHLOE: It's a great idea.
Yeah.

>> KIM: You know?
>> KHLOE: It's just a lot.

I love them, and, one day, I
will get her a Lab.

Not right now.
>> KIM: Yeah.

♪ ♪

(birds chirping)
>> KHLOE: Hey, Sainty.

How strong are you?
Let me see your muscles.

(Saint screams)
Oh.

Wow.
>> SCOTT: Just to start the day,

this is one thing for you.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my goodness!

Why'd you get that for me?
>> SCOTT: 'Cause I love you.

You want to put 'em on?
>> KHLOE: Yeah.

Today is my birthday.
And, um, I'm 35.

I just feel‐‐ I don't know.
It's just a lot.

So, I'm just gonna chill at
Kim's house, just the family,

before the big party.
I mean, I don't even need to

have sex with anyone and I'm
getting diamonds.

Tristan got me a necklace when I
was in Connecticut.

>> SCOTT: What? Where did he
send it, to your hotel?

>> KHLOE: Mm‐hmm. It was nice.
But... last night, when I get

home, he was like, "I want to
give you your birthday present."

I go, "I don't want a present
from you."

He was like, "Please?"
And so I was like, "Come at

10:00, but you're only staying
30 minutes.

I don't like you here
after‐hours when True's not

awake."
So he gives me a card and he

goes, "And I hope you accept
this ring."

And I go, "No! No! No! No! No!"
He's like, "This is a promise

ring."
I go, "A promise for you to be

nice to me as True's mom,
right?"

I was like, "I really appreciate
it.

I don't think I can accept it."
He's like, "Just think about it.

It's yours."
I go, "Not everything needs to

be bought."
>> SCOTT: It looks fully like an

engagement ring.
>> KHLOE: So, I‐I totally...

>> SCOTT: This is a whole
different...

>> KHLOE: I didn't know it was
this, listen.

He gives me a card.
The card is literally something

I've been, like, waiting for
forever.

It was the nicest, longest card,
and it was, like, in his bad

handwriting, which is what I
wanted.

Like, just something tangible
that I can keep.

>> SCOTT: At least he has
empathy, right?

He feels bad, and there's guilt.
>> KHLOE: I go, "This is a

beautiful new you that I'm
seeing.

I just don't want there to be
any blurred lines or you to

think anything."
>> SCOTT: I feel like you're

being really hard on yourself,
hard on him and just

overthinking everything.
>> KHLOE: But, like, there's

really nothing romantic between
Tristan and I, and I'm just

afraid...
>> SCOTT: I mean, listen, I know

what it's like when you can't
communicate with somebody that

you love and that you have
children with, and you're doing

anything you can, and it might
not be the right thing.

And I don't think you need to
worry about what it means.

It's just somebody trying to get
through to somebody and not

knowing what the hell to do.
I mean, it's not the first time

in the world somebody has messed
up.

Aka every single athlete on the
planet.

(Khloe laughs)
>> KHLOE: Hear, hear, Scott.

Hear, hear.
>> SCOTT: Right.

Did you invite him to your
birthday party?

>> KHLOE: No.
♪ ♪

(squeals)
That is so (bleep) cute.

All day long, I've been out of
the house.

Kylie wanted everything for my
birthday celebration to be a

surprise, so I literally have no
idea what was being done to my

home.
How cute is everything?

Hi, guys.
>> KYLIE: It's Auntie KoKo.

>> KHLOE: What on earth?
Are you in the cutest outfit?

Can I have a huggy?
Oh!

Stor!
You look amazing.

(Kylie laughs)
Wow.

(gasps)
Look at everything.

Kylie's a really great party
planner, so I'm super excited to

see everything.
I know Kylie does not

disappoint.
Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!

(gasps)
Oh, my goodness.

Holy crap.
What is happening out here?

Oh, my God!
It's so beautiful!

Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you!

Kylie did a phenomenal job.
(Kim screams)

It is a pink explosion of love
and fabulousness.

>> WOMAN: Happy birthday, Khloe!
(all cheering, whooping)

(Kim grunts, laughs)
>> KHLOE: Malika and O. T. were

like, "I just don't think it's
over with you and Tristan."

Tristan is really trying to show
that he's sorry on a daily

basis.
Whether that be a nice gift, a

text, I do appreciate that.

♪ ♪

>> KHLOE: Oh, my goodness.
What is happening out here?

Oh, my God!
It's so gorgeous.

Oh, my goodness!
It's so beautiful!

Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you!

>> KYLIE: Wait, I‐I never saw
the photo op.

>> KHLOE: I didn't go over
there, either.

I saw everything else.
Kylie did a phenomenal job.

She went all out.
It is a pink explosion of love

and fabulousness.
Look at that photo booth.

Oh, my God, it's a workout
facility?

I'm so thankful that Kylie did
this for me.

It makes me feel really special
and loved, and I am so grateful.

Pink grilled cheese?
>> KYLIE: Wait, did you see the

cups?
I can't get over these straws.

Everything has Khloe quotes
everywhere.

>> KHLOE: I can't believe I said
half these things.

>> KYLIE: I know.
I added a little bull.

>> KOURTNEY: A bull?
(Kim screams)

>> KENDALL: You can go a little
faster.

Can I do it?
>> KIM: No!

No, don't let her do it!
>> SCOTT: Hit that puppy into

overdrive!
>> KIM: I'm literally gonna fall

off already.
>> SCOTT: Kenny?

(Kim grunts, laughs)
This is fun.

This is cute.
>> KYLIE: So cute.

I did it, of course.
>> SCOTT: Oh, no wonder it's

nice.
>> KHLOE: This is crazy.

>> KIM: Is this anything that
you planned?

>> KHLOE: No.
I literally was like, "Let's

just have, like, everyone chill
in the backyard."

And this is so spectacular.
This is more than I would ever

dream for it to be or look like.
Are you crazy?

I didn't even know my backyard
could look like this.

>> KIM: I'm so happy that Kylie
decided to take over 'cause she

just goes all out.
I think Khloe was totally not

expecting it.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, and I feel

like she just has been through a
lot this year, so I'm really

happy to see her just having fun
and being free.

>> KIM: Yeah, I mean, I think my
wish for Khloe is just to have

so much fun and just live life.
>> WOMAN: Happy birthday, Khloe!

(all cheering, whooping)
>> KOURTNEY: Hi, Malik.

>> MALIKA: Hello, cuteness.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.

>> KIM: We rode the bull.
Have you ever done the bull?

>> KHLOE: Oh, my goodness!
My last year has been an

eventful year, but I like to
hold on to the beautiful things,

and it's been an amazing
experience being a mom to True.

And, you know, this year, I
hope, just gets better.

>> ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to
you. ♪

(all cheering)
>> KHLOE: My birthday wish is

just to have peace.
I want to put everything behind

me, and I want to have
forgiveness and happiness in my

life.
>> WOMAN: Yes, birthday girl!

(Khloe whooping)

♪ ♪

>> SCOTT: Kokes.
>> KHLOE: Hello.

>> KIM: Hi, Kokes.
How are you feeling?

A little hung?
>> KHLOE: I have more, like, a

headache.
North, we have the coolest

photos from yesterday.
Hi.

>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> KHLOE: Wait, look how cute

our photos are of me and North.
>> KIM: Oh, I saw.

>> KHLOE: So, Malika and O. T.
were like, "I just don't think

it's over with you and Tristan."
I was like, "I don't want to be

with him."
I don't.

But I appreciate how nice he's
being to me, and he should be

nice to me.
And there's nothing wrong with

that.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.

>> KHLOE: And I want to be able
to get to the point where you

are with Scott, where I can just
be like, "Hey, let's have a pool

party. Do you want to come?"
And have it be cool.

I want us to have a healthy,
kind and, yes, a loving

relationship where True can see
her mom and dad hug each other

when we see each other.
Tristan is really trying to show

that he's sorry on a daily
basis.

Whether that be a nice gift, a
text, I do appreciate that

because I know that he's trying.
So, I think we're slowly moving

to the right direction of
being friends as well as

excellent co‐parenters.
Go, Mase, go.

(laughs)
How do you get up?

Oh, my God, he's stuck.
You have a hickey on your neck?

>> KOURTNEY: Don't worry about
it.

>> KHLOE: Next on...
Where are you going?

>> KOURTNEY: I gotta run.
>> KIM: Kourtney, if you're not

gonna share your (bleep), we're
gonna share it for you.

Where is she going?
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.

>> KOURTNEY: Why are you guys so
in my business?

>> KIM: Kourtney has so many...
>> BOTH: Restrictions.

>> KHLOE: Kim and I are just
over it.

>> KOURTNEY: How annoying are
Kim and Khloe?

>> KRIS: The most annoying.
>> KHLOE: You should want this

show to be successful.
>> KIM: She doesn't want to

work, she has too many (bleep)
boundaries, she's out.

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