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CHARLIE: Once upon a time,

there were
three beaulifu/ girls.

Oh!

Two 0/ them graduated
from the police academy.

The other graduated
from a top school for models.

And they each reaped the rewards
of their exciting careers.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

But l took them away from all that
and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

Now, Mr. C,
if you'll just sign this.

(CHUCKLES)

Right... Right there.

Good, thank you.

Now, Mr. C,
this is the card you use

if you wish to withdraw cash
from your account

with our
automatic teller device
out on the street.

You may withdraw up to $100.

Would you like me
to show you how it works?

Not necessary.

Well... (CHUCKLES)

If you have
any problems, you just
feel free to call me, okay?

I am most grateful.

(LAUGHS)

(MACHINE BEEPING)

(MACHINE BEEPING)

CHARLIE: Angels, I'm afraid
we ’re lacing a rather
mind-boggling situation.

Twelve banks
were hit, Charlie?

That's right, Kelly
12 different banks.

Twelve different depositors

who used their cards
to rip off the automatic
tellers machine.

And here is
a list ofthe banks and
the names ofthe depositors.

Hmm.

What was the total loss,
Charlie?

A little more than
a quarter of a million,

about $20, 000 from each bank.

So 12 people were
walking around with
$20,000 a piece in $100 bills?

Twelve men.

Ismail Stang, Oliver Krupp,
Ulysses Smith?

Very international group.

Who's our client on this,
Charlie?

The president
of one of the banks
is a friend of mine,

and he’s persuaded the other
ban/r presidents to hire us.

Okay, anybody have any ideas
of how to get a
handle on this?

Well, there is one
common denominator here.

Which is?

That each of the
12 banks installed

the same make and model
of automatic teller,

which was the Rancaway’s
model 541A.

Well, that means that
at least one ofthese 12 men

knew how tojimmy
that particular model.

Rig/7r.

l’m going to research
the Rancaway Corporation

while you four split up,

co yer the 12 banks.

You mean hopefully get
a description of Sam Prong,

Arville Wilkes,
Montgomery Smith...

That is an odd-sounding group.

Odd but cle yer.

Okay Ange/s, stay in touch.

Well, what do you say
we press on,

meet back here for lunch
and compare notes, okay?

-Mmm-hmm.
-0kay.

Your depositor, uh,
Edward Waters,

can you remember
what he looked like?

Hmm... Yes.

Yes, as a matter of fact,
I do recall him.

Moderate build, yes.

Oh, about six feet.

Graying hair,

uh, mid 40$.

Rather distinguished looking
but odd sort of duck.

You've just
described yourself.

Ah, but he was English!

0h, English!
Well, how could you tell?

He spoke very properly, yes.

And he dressed English.

Smoked a pipe.

Yes, wore a plaid coat.

Funny hat.

-Bowler?
-I'm afraid I didn't ask him.

(CHUCKLES)

No, I mean his hat,
was it a bowler hat?

Ah. my, yes,
I believe that he did.

Well, uh, thank you very much.

Well, you're quite welcome,
I hope I've been helpful.

Yes, so do I.

-Goodbye.
-Goodbye.

You issued
the automatic tellers card
to a Mr. C?

Yes.

Can you describe Mr. C?

Well, he couldn't hardly...

Couldn't hardly what?

See!

He wore very thick glasses.

Ah, how large a man was he?

Well, it was hard to tell,
he was stooped over
quite a bit.

-E|der|y?
-Yes.

With a goatee.

I hope you catch that old fox.

We'll try.

So tell me, Mr. Yamaguchi...

Uh, it is Yagamuchi.

"Yag" before "Mu".

Takeshigi Yagamuchi.

-Right.
-Right.

Uh, your depositor,
Morales Morales...

Uh, why do you keep
repeating yourself?

Well, uh,
I'm not repeating myself,

uh, that's his name, you see.

Senor Morales Morales.

(CHUCKLES) Odd name.

Yes.

Do you remember him?

Ithink I do.

Can you describe him?

Tall.

How tall?

Very tall, six feet.

Do you recall his complexion?

Pale.

Senor Morales Morales
was pale?

Perhaps his hat was too big,
no sunlight.

He wore a somb... Somb...

Sombrero?

Sombrero.

You are repeating yourself
again.

Sorry.

Uh, do you remember
anything else about him?

Mustache.
-Ah.

And did he have an accent?

I did not notice.

(PHONE RINGS)

Yes?

He's here.

For you.

Ah, thank you.

Hello?

Yes.

All right,
I'll be right there.

Well, thank you very much.

You've been very helpful,
very helpful.

(CHUCKLES) Sorry.

BOSLEY: Food's here!

Ah, how'd it go?

Learn anything about
our dirty dozen?

-They're an odd group, Bosley.
-Very odd.

A most unlikely
gang ofthieves.

Yeah, well, we just may have
a line on their leader.

A fellow by the name of
Ted Markham.

Name doesn't ring a bell.

Well, Ted Markham is
a computer electronics genius

who, for the past two years,

worked forlhe
Rancaway Corporation.

He designed
their automatic teller,
the 541A.

So far Mr. Markham hasn't
broken the law, Bosley.

He also installed the 541A

in each ofthe 12 banks
that was robbed last night.

Still not against the law.

And this morning,
Mr. Markham quit his job
at the Rancaway Corporation.

Well, a lot of people
quit theirjobs, Bos.

Yes, I know, but don't all of
these coincidences make you
terribly suspicious?

Well, it's suspicious,
but hardly a case to take
to the District Attorney.

I agree.

But most of these
$100 bills have
sequential serial numbers.

So the moment that
we catch Mr. Markham
squandering said bills,

we nail him.

The moment "we" catch?

Well, actually,

Charlie's idea was that
just one of you three lovelies
would take the assignment.

You mean Mr. Markham should
squander some of those bills
on one of us?

Mmm-hmm, that's the plan.

Here's a photo of Mr. Markham

that the head of personnel
at Rancaway Corporation
sent over.

Well now, this case might have
possibilities after all.

Mmm, not bad.

-Uh, Bosley?
-Mmm?

You can tell Charlie
I'll take the assignment.

-Well...
-Hey! Wait a minute,

don't we get to vote on this
or something?

Well, I vote that, uh,
Mr. Markham spends
some of those bills on me.

I would say that you two
have been out-maneuvered.

You're right, Kelly.

This case has
definite possibilities.

Charlie, we've been
in front of this apartment
for two hours.

So far, Mr. Markham hasn't
gotten out to greet the day.

Did Kelly and Julie
have any luck?

So far, they can learn
nothing about
the names on that list.

All 12 depositors have
post office boxes for mailing.

-No addresses?
-0r phone numbers.

You know, Charlie,
it occurs to me...

Wait a minute,

I think Mr. Markham
is up and about.

I'll get back to you later.

-If you need any help...
-I'II get to you.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

You drinking?

Scotch rocks and,
uh, whatever the gentleman
would like.

(INAUDIBLE)

The gentleman doesn't drink
while he's gambling.

What's your friend got
on his wrists?

(CHUCKLES)

Any fellow that won't
let me buy him a drink
is no friend.

Open.

Not me.

-How about you?
-I'II open.

-100.
-I'II see it.

Oh.

Everybody's in.

How many?

-Two.
-Two for you.

And three for you.

One for you.

I'll take two.

Mmm-hmm.

All right.

I'll stay.

MARKHAM: Aces.

DEALER: Hmm.

Big winner.

You've been staring.

I like your moves.

Let me buy you a drink?

You wouldn't let me
buy you one.

Well, I can't keep
track of the cards
when I drink.

Ruins my concentration.

Give the lady another.
I'll, uh, have mineral water.

All right, sir.

Interesting watch.

-You noticed?
-(CHUCKLES)

-I noticed you won
a lot of money.
-(CHUCKLES)

What is it, some kind of
magic poker machine?

No, it's just a calculator,
simple one.

Helps me keep
track of the cards,
figure percentages.

Hmm, yes, you do seem to
know yourway
around a poker table.

It's one of my interests.

What are your other interests?

Dice, roulette,

pretty ladies...

In that order?

Depends upon the lady.

What about this lady?

0h, Iget the feeling
you could be top ofthe list.

Hmm, it's the only way to fly.

Here you go.

To being top ofthe list?

Ah, nice grip you got there.

I don't like your watch.

Well, you don't
have to wear it.

I don't like people that
come to my place and cheat.

Oh, I don't cheat,
I'm just very smart.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Now, you let go of my wrist,

-or I'll break
some of your parts.
-(LAUGHS)

-Listen, pal, I think
maybe you better leave.
-Ah.

(GRUNTS)

I think I just
outwore my welcome.

Uh, I think you did.

I didn't get your name.

-Ted Markham.
-Kris Munroe.

Hi. (CHUCKLES)

You, uh, thinkwe're
about to become an item?

I think we're
about to become a statistic
if we don't get out of here.

You got a car?

Right there.

My place or yours?

I'll follow you to your house.

How about Vegas?

-Pardon?
-Will you follow me to Vegas?

-We could
catch a jet from LAX.
-Are you kidding?

Oh, I never kid on Wednesdays.

Well, I'll have to stop
by my place
and get a few things.

Not necessary.

What you need, I'll buy.

(CHUCKLES)
I have to warn you,
I have very expensive taste.

I wouldn't have it
any otherway.

My car's over there.

I'll follow you
to the airport.

I think you better get
in my car, quick.

-Hey, that fellow has a gun.
-So do I.

Yeah, so I noticed. Why?

I'll explain later! Get in.

Don't let him get away.

(GUNSHOT FIRES)

Nice.

Go get the car.

-Uh, I suppose you've noticed
they're shooting at us.
-Yeah, I noticed.

Now, I must tell you,
I get very upset
when people shoot at me.

It's worse when they hit you.

(CHUCKLES)
You look on the positive side,
I like that.

MARKHAM: You just answered
my question.

-KRIS: What question?
-About why you have a gun.

Because you obviously know
how to use one.

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(TIRE RIM CLANKING)

(SIGHS)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-You know something?
-What?

You're something else.

Yeah?

You just made top of the list.

Still game for Vegas?

Urn, well, whatever's fair.

(CHUCKLES)
Definitely top ofthe list.

Listen, relax, I'm all right.

Yeah, I'm getting
the tire fixed right now.

So why were they
shooting at you?

They thought Markham was
cheating at cards.

-We||, was he?
-l don't know

I do know
he's a very cle ver gambler

But, Kris, do you have to go
to Vegas with Markham?

Why don't you just grab
a handful ofthose $100 bills
that he's flashing around

so we can check
the serial numbers.

Bosley, I haven't had
a chance to grab
any of those $100 bills.

Besides,
that's called stealing.

That is also called
gathering evidence.

But if he's innocent,
it's called stealing.

Did you come up with anything
on his 12 accomplices?

No, we had
a handwriting specialist in

to check the signature cards
at the banks

and he said that all 12 people
had very strange penmanship.

Which could mean maybe
they don't exist at all.

What do you mean?

I'm not sure yet,
but take a look at this.

At what?

Kris, I'm looking at the
first letter ofthe names on
the list of the depositors,

in the order
the deposits were made.

And?

Julie, read the letters.

I-O-U-S-U...

M-E-M-O-N-E-Y.

I-O-U...

Some... Some money.

Let me look at that.

BOSLEY: lOU some money.

No wonder that handwriting
expert was going crazy.

None ofthose 12 men,
including Mr. C, exist.

What? Wait a minute.
Twelve people opened accounts.

I don't think so.
I think one person, one man,

Mr. Ted Markham opened
those accounts.

Disguises?
You mean he wore disguises?

Right. A thiefwith a sense
of the absurd.

IOU some money.

(GASPS)
Uh, listen, I gotta go.

I'll call you when
we get to Vegas.

-Wait a minute, Kris.
-I can't. Markham's coming.

I'll get back to you.

Car's ready.

Well, I checked my service,
I'm all clear.

Listen, I called the airport
and all the flights from
Las Vegas are booked.

But we can drive it in five
and half hours from here.

You really are anxious
to see Vegas.

Oh, there are many things
I'm anxious to see.

Vegas is just a necessary stop
along the way.

Let's go.

-|'|| drive first shift.
-Okay.

Well, you were right,
they stopped to fix the tire.

That was their second mistake.

Yeah.

What was their first?

Messing around with me
and my club.

So now what do we do?

Don't worry,
I'll think of something.
For now, we just follow them.

(ENGINE STARTING)

Well, I guess you figured out
where they're going
on this road, huh?

That's right.

Vegas.

Right.

Listen, we could waste them
right out here in the desert.

I mean, right now.

Yeah, we could do that.

But on the other hand,
lfthey start hitting
one ofthe casinos

for some big bucks...

Well, I could make myself look
real good by tipping off
the management.

Get friendly with some
of the heavyweights.

(CHUCKLES)
Like you always say,

"If you just had friends
in Vegas."

Yeah, I wouldn't be running
that dump I've been running.

-Now we just keep
following them and who knows,
-(SIGHS)

we may turn this
into a profit.

(LAUGHS)

Right.

Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

Hi. May I help you?

Hi. We need a room
and I need a couple
of hours sleep.

Excuse me.

Uh, let's make that rooms.

Two bedroom suite?

Is that S-U-I-T-E
or S-W-E-E-T?

Both.

Good. I will need
a place to put all those
little necessities

that I didn't pack
that you are going to buy me.

Oh, right.
Toothbrush, toothpaste...

Gowns, furs, diamonds.

(KRIS CHUCKLES)

Um, you have a suite?

Mmm-hmm.
Two bedrooms. $400 a night.

We're in luck.
They're having a sale.

(CLEARING THROAT)

You are so fortunate.

Why, it suits you perfectly.

Isn't she fortunate?

Very fortunate.

You know, it'd be a crime
if she didn't have it.

A travesty.

Have you got a total?

That's $1,264.50.

Listen, why don't you go
to the tables.

I'll take care of all ofthis,

take everything up
to the suite and meet you
in about a half an hour.

Okay.

Half an hour.

You know what?
I'd like to put this
on my credit card.

I don't understand.

The lady wishes to have her
own little bankroll
for the casino.

Yes?

Exactly.

I understand.

It will take just
a few moments
to check this out.

All right.

Listen, uh, do you mind
if! use your telephone?

Of course not.

Thank you.

(PHONE RINGING)

Townsend Associates.

-Hi, Bos.
-Oh, Kris. Where are you?

Vegas. Grab a pencil,
will you?! have some of those
serial numbers for you.

Oh, you, uh, you got
some ofthe bills, huh?

Right.

Well, you don't sound
too happy about it.

I don't, do I?

How come?

(SIGHS) Well, I don't know.
Start writing, will you?

8-2-8...

5-0-5-8-4-9—A.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

18.

And six is 22.

(LAUGHING)

WOMAN ON P.A.: Telephone call
for Miss Kris Munroe.

Miss Munroe, please pick up
the house courtesy phone.

-Would you excuse me a minute?
-Sure.

Operator, this is Kris Munroe.

Hi, Bos.

Listen, Kris, those serial
numbers you gave me,

I put them into the computer
and Markham is our man.

Oh.

I'm kind of sorry
to hear that.

I was growing rather fond
of Mr. Markham.

I'm not gonna like
seeing him go to jail.

Well, you won't see him
go to jail,

unless you get him
back to California,
where they can arrest him.

Bos, he's winning big.

The last thing he's gonna
want to do is go back to LA.

Well, then you've gotta
think of something
to bring him back here,

because the wheels ofjustice
move very slowly.

And if he should lea ve
the country or something,
they will never catch him.

Okay. I'll think of something.

Bye.

Unbelievable!

-Stay there.
(CHUCKLES)

(PHONE BUZZING)

Yes?

WOMAN: (ON INTERCOM)
There are a couple of men
here to see you.

They say it's urgent

And Steve is calling
on line three.

Uh, send them in
after this call.

WOMAN: Yes sir.

Okay.

Steve, what's up?

Yeah, listen. Some fellow
with a funny wristwatch
is hitting us pretty hard.

What do you mean
"funny wristwatch"?

I don't know. It...
It's some sort of calculator.

Another card counter.

Yeah, probably

Well, how much is he
into us for?

Well, about $300,000.

Three...
Well, shut him down! Quick!

Right. Yes, sir.

-(KRIS GASPS)
-Twenty one.

-(LAUGHS) Unbelievable.
(CHUCKLES)

A little, uh, support.

Uh, ladies and gentlemen,

this table is closed.

-What?
-What are you talking about?

Sir, the management thanks you
for your patronage.

We want you to use the hotel,
rooms, shows, no charge.

But you won't take my action
at yourtables. Right?

No, sir.

And I doubt if any of
the other casinos will either,
after we speak to them.

You can't do that.

STEVE: Sir, we can do anything
we want.

Now, as I say, you're
welcome to enjoy the other
diversions of the hotel.

There's no charge.

Well, that's a rotten deal.

Madam, you have
to understand...

Look, don't madam me,
big mouth.

And honey,
don't let him push you around.

Look, let me
handle this, okay?

We can stay here
as long as we like
and do whatever we like.

Cash him in.

Who are you?
Who are you?
Wait a minute.

(GROANING)

(KRIS SCREAMING)
Put me down!

I told you
I wanted to handle it.

Well, I wanna go back to LA.

Well, I don't.

I don't think
you have much choice.

Here are yourwinnings.

You can count them
on yourway out of town.

Well, it's been a little
slice of heaven.

CASINO OWNER: You tell Steve
the next time he has something
urgent to tell me,

to tell me before
I lose 300 grand.

300 grand?

They got 300 grand?

They're not gonna
have it for long.

Get the car.

Pull in there.

-What?
-Over there, at the bank.

How come?

Pull in.

Okay.

I'll be right back.

(RINGING)

Oh, boy. Never fails.

Townsend Agency.

Oh, Kris. Where are you?

in front of a bank
on the outskirts of Vegas.

Where's Markham?

In the bank with $300,000
he won at the table.

What...
Is he depositing it?

Probably.

BOSLEY: Are you on your way
back to LA?

Yeah.

And he's not suspicious
of you?

No.

BOSLEY: Where's the first
place you think hell go
after you cross the border?

Well, he left his car
at that poker parlor
in Gardena.

I think he wants to sneak in
and get it.

Well, we'll be there waiting
with the police.

Right.

You don't sound too thrilled.

No. No, I'm all right.

Um... We should be there
about 4:00.

Okay, we'll be waiting.

Okay.

(ENGINE STARTING)

(ENGINE STARTING)

So quiet.

Oh, I've got a lot on my mind.

Yeah, me too.

Have you ever seen the country
between Rome and Zurich?

Rome and Zurich?

It's best to go by train.

At least that's
what I've been told.
I haven't been there.

Yet.

Neither have I.

So what do you think,
should we go there first?

-(LAUGHS) Just like that?
-Just like that.

We could take one of those
little chalets in the Alps.

Maybe go over to Davos,
ski there.

Maybe Kitzbuhel.

You do ski, don't you?

-Mmm. A little.
-We||, little's enough.

They tell me halfthe thrill
is the view.

The feeling of freedom.

That's what you
were told, huh?

Many times.

So where should we
spend the summers?

I don't know.

Come on, think. Your choice.

I have this painting
in my house.

It's a Van Gogh.

Reproduction, of course.

It's of this wheat field
in Auvers.

I've always wanted
to go there.

Auvers is...

Where Van Gogh died.

Do you know the last 70 days
of his life

he must have painted
over 100 paintings?

No kidding.

It's true.

The man was absolutely driven.

He died so young.

But he saw so much and he...
He felt so much.

He cared so deeply.

All my life
I've worked with machines.

I'm very good with machines.

I always put
what I felt aside.

I waited to have enough money,

so that I'd never have
to look at another
machine again.

Now I do.

Now, like your
friend Van Gogh,

all we have to do is see,

feel and care.

You realize, of course,
I am hopelessly mad about you.

(SIGHS)

I kinda like you, too.

(SIGHS)

When are we gonna move on 'em?

He must have left his car
at my place.

He might just be
going back for it.

So we wait till then?

That's right.

Like they say,
"Home court advantage."

Okay, will do.

Well, Charlie finally got
in touch with the DA

and brought him up to date
with what's been going on.

So a warrant has been issued
for Markham's arrest

and a patrol car should be
here in a few minutes.

None too soon.

Let's get it over with.

Listen, I don't see
the two fellows

whose windshield
you spidered, but...

Let's not hang around.

-Follow me to my place, okay?
-Okay.

(TIRES SQUEALING)

Ted, look out!

Bos, tell that patrol car
to step on it.

-Okay.
-Come on.

Get her! I'll get him.

You stay right there.

(CHUCKLES)

Now, ifthere's enough money
in this bag,

maybe I won't bruise
you up too much.

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

(GUN SHOT)

Guess where I'm gonna
put the next one
if you don't drop that gun.

Drop it.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the lady who's gonna
blow your socks off

if you don't put
that gun down.

BOSLEY: Police will be here
in a minute.

-MARKHAM: Who called
the police?
-I did.

Who are you?

John Bosley,
Townsend Associates.

(SCOFFS) Townsend Associates?

They're friends of mine.
They're detectives.

We work together.

You're a detective?

I'm sorry.

Well, | always have had
a fatal attraction
to machines.

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

"You have the right
to remain silent.

"If you give up the right
to remain silent,

"anything you say can
and will be used against you
in a court of law.

"You have the right to speak
with an attorney..."

Officer, uh,
you can let him go.

-What?
-The charges have
been dropped.

-KRIS: What?
-Yeah, that's right.

Seems that just
a little while ago,
each of the 12 banks

received a transfer of money.

From that bank you stopped at
outside of Vegas.

Wait a minute.
Say that again, Bos?

He paid the money back.

With interest.

And now the banks
don't want to be embarrassed

by any public disclosures
of what he did to them

so they're refusing
to prosecute.

Incredible as it may seem,

he's a free man.

Oh, by the way, Officer,
the DA wants you to call him.

You took the money
to bankroll yourself.

What was the name ofthat
place in France you wanted
to see again?

Auvers.

Right. Auvers.

I guess it wouldn't be
the same if we went there
together now, hmm?

I guess not.

Why don't you go there?

I'd love for you to see it.

For both of us.