All language subtitles for charlies.angels.s04e09.remastered.b.x264-rovers-en

CHARLIE:
Once upon a time

there were three little girls
who went to
the police academy.

One in los Ange/es.

One in San Francisco.

The other in Boston.

And they were each assigned

[BUZZING]

very hazardous duties.

But i took them
away from all that

and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

I,”

Do you think this is enough
for a suit and tie?

[FOREIGN ACCENT]
I think it is unwise
to carry around

that much currency,
Your Highness.

This is a great deal?

I believe in this.

I also believe George
should ride in
the front with me

and you should ride
in back seat, Your Highness.

I don't like
the back seat.

And I told you not to call me
Your Highness
while we are here.

Call me Eric.

That is hardly proper.

The devil with proper.

And don't crowd me,

guard me from a distance.

Would you let me breathe?

I,”

What is that?

It's a skateboard.

What does it look like?

A skateboard.

Pretty far out, eh?

Purple.

Do you think Charlie
will look good in purple?

Since we've never seen him,
how would we know?

Actually, I think
I hate this color.

Actually, so do I.

Uh, do you see
something you like?

I just started looking.

Perhaps it you told me about
the style

of your husband's dress,

I could suggest--
It's not for him.

No?
I mean,
ldon‘t have a husband.

Ah.

Then this is for a...
A friend?

A birthday present.

Close friend?

Um, yes, actually.

0h.

Well, perhaps if you told me
about his taste in clothes,

I could suggest--
I can't.

Difficult to explain?

Well, I've never seen him.

Eh. You've never seen him?

It's difficult to explain.

How much is this tie?

Oh, that‘s very reasonable.

How much is reasonable?

Mm...
Make me an offer.

Do you always do business
this way?

Is there
any otherway?

Doesn't the owner
object?

Uh, the owner?

Doesn‘t he object
to you bartering
with customers?

No, you see,
lam the owner?

0h.

See how it works out?

A-ha.
Tell you what.

I'd give you a dollar
for this tie.

Sold.
You're kidding!

I mean, I'm kidding.
I mean,

you can't let me have
this tie for a dollar.

On one condition.
Which is?

You'll be my guest
for lunch.

That's a very clumsy
approach.

Is the only one
I can think of.

[CHUCKLES]

The fact is so clumsy
I think I'll take you upon it.

I'll have this giftwrapped
and delivered.

Delivered?
l-l insist.

You're very strange.

But willing.

I'll just tell my friend.

Okay.

I,”

Buy this, have it giftwrapped
and wait for me at the hotel.

But Your Highness--
Wait for me at the hotel.

I think I'm beginning
to like it.

Would you mind ill broke
our date for lunch?

Depends.
On what?

Who's replacing me?

[WHISPERS]
Him.

Mm. You're forgiven.

Do you mind ifl have him
for dinner?

I'll let you know
after lunch.

I'll call you if I need
a ride home.

I bet you don't.

I don't like that.

Actually, it grows on you.

Ready?
Ready.

There is a charming cafe.

Do you agree?

[CHUCKLING]
I agree.

Why don't you
make the decision?

I've been out ofthe country
so long.

Ah, there's a place close.

l-- I'm sure
you'll like it.

Okay.

By the way, I'm Eric.

Jill Munroe.

I'm very pleased to meet you,
Miss Munroe.

Thank you.

Ah.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Uh, this is one
of my favorite places.

Would you like to try?
I'd love to.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

Thank you.

Thank you.

How did you do this?

This?

I went into your store
to buy a tie.

And now, all of a sudden,
we're sitting here

staring to each other
over the top menus.

Well, I confess.

I'm very attracted to you.

And I'd like to...

To what?

To know you better.

| sort of figured
that was the plan.

You are American, yes?

Yes, aren't we all?
What I meant was

even though you've been living
out ofthe country, well,

you are familiarwith
the American way of living?

Aren't you?

Oh, of course.
Of course.

Why don't I believe
that "of course"?

You think l'm...lying?

No, lying is a strong word.
It's just that...

In my line of work,
I have to be observant,

and I get the impression

you're not
what you appear to be.

Well, you are very clever.

You've discovered my secret.

Which is?

I'm really a... A prince.

A prince?

Yes, I'm traveling incognito

because a group
of political assassins

tried to kill me
in my homeland,

where my father reigns
as a benevolent king.

Mm. That's good!

[LAUGHING]

That's very good.

You believe me?
Every word.

Good. Now, why don't we
order something?

Yeah.

And that was really good.

I,”

You just got me to spend
two hours over lunch.

I never spend two hours
over lunch.

It could take even longer
on the water.

On the water?

ERIC:
I'm a very good sailor.

Tomorrow I could
rent a boat?

We're going on with this,
are we?

I think we should,
don't you?

It's not a bad idea,
actually.

I could pick you up
tomorrow at 11?

Sounds fine.

In the meantime,
could you get me a cab?

l have to get home.

I'll drive you.
Oh, no. No, lcan't--

No, I insist.
Okay. Where's you car?

Uh...

I'll tell you,
why don't you go back inside

and have an aperitif,
and then come back out.

I'll have my car here
in about 10 minutes.

All right?
Okay.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Wow!
Where did you get this?

Ah, ljust took
the liberty.

[HORN HONKING
AND TIRES SQUEALING]

[ENGINE STARTING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Well, how do you like it?

It's a very nice buggy.

B-- Buggy?

Buggy, a set of wheels.

Ah, yes.
Maybe you'd like to drive.

No, I think
you need the practice.

You have a very good
sense of humor.

I like that.

Tell me something.

When did you decide
to buy this car?

And you just went inside
and bought it?

lam impulsive...sometimes.

[CHUCKLING]
You must also have
very good credit.

ERIC:
No, I gave them currency.

Currency?

You paid cash?

Yes. See?

God, do you always carry
a wad like this round?

Awad?

A wad. Um, a bundle,
a bankroll, you know?

As I said, I am impulsive.

If! see something Iwant,
I buy it at once.

That takes cash, no?
I guess so.

JILL:
I think we've got a problem.

What do you mean?

I thought I saw a man
in a blue Ford watching you,

straight in front
of the restaurant.

And now he's behind us.
See?

I,”

Watch out!

Sorry.

[SIGHS]

How long have
you been driving?
For years.

It doesn't show.
This is a new car.

I'm just not used to it yet.

Tell me, you--
You think he is following us?

I know he's following us.

The question is,
do you know why?

Maybe he saw my quad?

You're very strange.

Look, if you don't want him
to follow us,

there's no problem,

I'll just leave him behind.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Ahh!

I don't think
you're qualified for this.

Don't worry,
I'm in control.

There's
a driveway to the right
around the curb. Take it.

Well, I did good,
yes?

A little rough around
the edges, but not bad.

Well, I'm pleased
you're pleased.

I'm not pleased.

No?

No.

I don't think
you're leveling with me.

Not...leveling?

See? That's exactly
what I'm talking about.

If you are who you say
you are,

you know what
that expression means.

What does it mean?

To tell the truth.

All right.
Then I will level with you.

All right.

Tomorrow.

Now.

Tomorrow. I promise.

I will tell you everything.

Everything?
Everything.

You know, the more
I get to know you...

I,”

The more I like you.

Well, I'd like
to get to know you better,

but at a much slower pace.

You have my word.

Do you mean that you
were actually picked up

in a man's haberdashery?

Picked up sounds
so declasse.

Mm.

Was I picked up?

I'd say you were confiscated.

On a scale
from one to 10,

how would you rate
this confiscate?

An 11.
Wow!

[CHUCKLES]

Maybe the guy who's
chasing you is a detective.

A detective?

Working for a suspicious wife.

I never thought about that.

Well, maybe you should have.

Do me a favor and run this
through the computer,
would you?

It was a dark blue Ford.

I think it was
this year's model.

The first three numbers
of the license plate

were 395, something,
something, something.

BOSLEY: Will do.
JILL: Thankyou.

Jill, you come back here
to play a little

and help us coax Charlie

into coming to his own
birthday party.

Now your little romance
is taking up all your time

and all your energy.
It's not fair.

When it comes time to blow out
the candles, I'll be here.

Promise?
Promise.

You really bought that?

|-- I decided I liked it.

I hate it.

Amen to that.

Here, here.
[CHUCKLES]

It's pretty.

It's awful.

[ALL LAUGHING]

It's so beautiful here.

I'm happy you came.
Oh, me too.

Thank you.

So...

To beginnings?

And explanations.

Well, you were right.

I don't own that shop
where we met yesterday.

You mean,
I'm not gonna get my tie?

Oh, no.

You still get the tie.
Oh, good.

l have my two bodyguards
buy it for you.

Bodyguards?

A crew of bodyguards?

You see,
I manufacture clothing.

Really?
Yes.

In Paris. High fashion.

It's very expensive
and very original.

Several of my competitors have
attempted to buy my company,

and when I refused,
they became violent.

Violent as in
trying to kill you?

That is the impression
I get from their actions.

Because you won't
sell your company,

which is called?

[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
Designer International.

I had no idea the rag business
was that competitive.

The rag business?

Rags. Clothes.

0h!

Oh, yes, it can be
very competitive.

Now that you know
the truth about me,

we'll put those
unhappy thoughts aside

and concentrate on you.

Me?
You haven't told me

what you do for a living,

orwhere you do it.
I was a policewoman.

then a private detective
and now I race cars.

[CHUCKLES]

That's very good.
You are very imaginative.

You don't believe me?
Oh, I believe you.

Of course I believe you.

Policewoman, detective,
race car driver.

Get that out!

Stay back!

Will you tell me
why you're carrying a gun?

I told you
I was a detective.

You did not tell me.

I did.
Not so I'd believe it.

Well, believe it.

And then we better
figure out who he is,

'cause you may have
just used up

all the luck
you're entitled to.

I,”

CHARLIE:
/’m afraid your friend Eric
is still lying to you, Jill

What do you mean,
Charlie?

Well, lcheclred
at that company of his.

'Dessine " international?

And?

As near as i can tell,
it doesn 't exist.

I wonder why
I'm not surprised.

KRIS:
This is all beginning
to sound very unreal.

Except those bullets coming.
That was very real.

Well, if he's not
a clothing tycoon,

why are the bullets
coming at him?

I don't think we're gonna
find any answer to that

until we find out
who he really is.

Look, I hate
to sound mercenary,

but since this isn't a case
that we were hired to solve,

and since we're not
being compensated in any way,

why don't we just
forget the whole mess?

Jill, is that
what you wanna do?

No.

ldidn't think so.

I think you should.

Why do you want
to get involved
with a guy that's a...liar?

Because he does it
so beautifully,

which makes me
wanna figure out why.

I think he needs me.

What does he think?

He thinks I'm gonna meet him
at a picnic this afternoon.

CHARLIE:
And are you?

Yes, I am.

Maybe by then we'll have
some information on who he is,

and why he has
these bodyguards who,

by the way,
aren't very good.

Okay, where do we start?

Why don't you try
the marina?

I think I did some damage
to that boat l
was shooting at.

Maybe you could find out
who was driving it.

I think I'll try to lift
your friend's fingerprints

off the champagne glass,
and see if Charlie

can run it through NCIC.

l'll do that, Kris.

Well, keep in touch, Ange/s.

All this for no client,
and no fee.

Bosley.

The fellow
who rented this boat...

Well, he said his name
was George Brown.

Usually they use
Smith or Jones.

Did he show you
any identification?

No,
theyjust, uh, give me cash
for the deposit on the boat.

Did he pay
for the damage?

Sure, paid cash for that.

No. No argument,
just gave me the cash

and drove off in a hurry.

In a blue Ford?
No, ldon't believe it.

You mean he didn't come
in a blue Ford?

I didn't see him
drive off,

just seen him
drive away.

Well, did you see the car
he drove away in?

Brown model car.

Oh, brown model car.

Yeah.

I don't pay much attention.

You can't hardly fish
from a car, you know.

Right.

Tell me, what did this fellow
look like?

Young fellow,
just a kid.

A kid?

50 or so, I'd say.

Well, thank you.

Next time lam by,
I'll buy you a drink.

You are old enough
to have started drinking?

Well, the truth
of the matter is

I'm old enough,
so I better not start.

Yeah. Okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.

Bye.

City girls.

A-hal Perfecto!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. You like?

The question is
will Charlie like it?

You have any information
on my friend?

Ah, yes we do, and you
are never gonna believe it.

I'll believe it.

BOSLEY:
No, you won't.

Try me.
Okay.

Your friend Eric is,
brace yourself,

a crown prince.

Run that by me again.

He's a prince.

Formerly
of Austrian vintage,

now one of those
newly formed border republics.

How'd you get
that information?

Well, the fingerprints
that Charlie

took off the champagne glass,

he struck out with the NCIC.

So he ran it through
lnterpol's files,

and voilaa,
a crown prince.

That somebody wants dead.

And you're in
their line of fire.

[SIGHS]

So when we get finished here,
I'm gonna come out

and keep an eye
on your picnic.

I'll stay out ofsight.

Okay. Stay outta earshot,

because you
might not like what
I have to say to the prince.

Bye-bye.

Hello.

I was afraid
you weren't coming.

Why would you think that?

Well, you are a bit late.

Ah... I was detained.

Oh, how nice.

Wait till you try this.

I,”

Whoa.

So, what shall we drink to?

Anything that pleases you,
Your Highness.

Then let's drink to--

What?

I said, "Your Highness."

How did you find out?

I'm a detective,
remember?

Though, it would have been
a lot easier for us

if you hadn't lied to me.

I did not lie to you.

You did!
No.

When we met, I told you
I was a crown prince.

But not so I would
believe you.

Well, believe it.

I do, now that it's too late.

Too late?

What do you mean
too late?

ljust can't see myself
becoming involved with...

A prince.

Are you saying
you're not involved?

I'm just saying that--

I don't know
what I'm saying.

What are you doing here
anyway?

There is a great deal
of unrest in my country.

There have been two attempts
on my life.

So my father sent me
incognito, as you say,

until he could find out
who was trying to kill me.

Obviously,
they followed you here.

So it would seem.

And where does all
leave us?

I don't know.

I need time to think.

To time.

And not wasting it.

I,”

You could get
yourselves killed,

walking up behind me
like that.

If you are so deadly,

how is that you can't
seem to hit your target, hm?

You didn't tell me the girl
on the boat was armed.

We did not know she was armed.

It seems
she is a private detective.

Detective?

Why has he hired
a detective?

He has not hired her.

It is an affair ofthe heart,
as they say.

Sorry I took your car,

but I felt I best
leave the marina

as quickly as possible.

BODYGUARD:
It is no matter.

He was too busy driving
the young woman

in his new sports car.

He did not even notice
Paul and I had to take a taxi

back to the hotel.

This is getting
dangerously complicated.

The people who hired me have
paid you very
well to assist me.

You have not been
very helpful.

We have given you two
opportunities to
make your move.

The failure is yours,
not ours.

PAUL:
When they have finished
their picnic,

they will ride
their horses.

The trail leads
in that direction.

I suggest you make
your move then.

I agree.

Also, on the chance that
the young woman's interest

in the prince
has become more than personal,

I suggest you dispose
of her also.

She could point
an accusing finger at this.

She is your problem.

True.

But then if we
were in trouble,
we would be your problem, eh?

[SIGHS]

Very well.

For the mutual good
of us all,

I will dispose
of her also.

I,”

Hello.

You must be the bodyguards
for the prince.

How do you know that?

She's my sister.

And what are you doing here?

Well, someone's shooting
at your prince,

and she's in the line of fire.
I'm concerned.

Oh, you don't need to be.

We're watching them
both very closely.

What happened
to the brown Sedan?

What do you mean?

My sister said the prince
drives a brown Sedan.

We changed cars
as a security precaution.

Who's that?

Relax, they're my associates.

What are these people
doing here?

I don't know.

But we better
keep them occupied.

We're nearly
to the end of it.

Yeah, Bos,
we just got here.

[BUZZING]

Did you get anything
on the blue Ford?

Yeah, I did.
Hang on a second.

I,”

How did you do
at the marina?

Well, we're not sure.

What do you mean?

Well, the man
who rented the boat

was around 50, gray hair,
wore dark glasses.

He brought the boat back
in a hurry,

paid for the bullet hole
damages,

then he drove off.
In a blue Ford?

No, which has us
a bit puzzled.

TIFFANY:
Hang on, Bos.

Listen.

Bos did some checking,

and a blue Ford
rented under what turned out

to be a phony name
was found abandoned

in Beverly Hills
yesterday afternoon.

Well, that makes sense.

After he blew it chasing
Jill and Prince Charming,

he dumped the car.

Which explains why he drove
a brown car to the marina.

TIFFANY:
Wait a minute.

The old guy at the marina

said he saw him drive
the brown car away.

Now, we're just assuming
that he drove it there.

Where are you getting at?

TIFFANY:
I'm not sure.

But my daddy always told me
that in police work,

you don't assume anything.

When I asked the bodyguards
about their brown car,

they said they had switched
cars as
a precautionary measure.

Somewhere in here there's
a very disturbing coincidence.

Maybe the gray-haired
gentleman

did take another car
to the marina.

Like a cab, maybe.

Okay.

I don't know
where we're going,
but let's try it on.

Bos?

You gotta do
some more checking for us.

Find out if a cab
dropped anybody off

at Grayson's
Marina Boat Rental
on Washington Boulevard

yesterday about noon.

Yeah, I'll hang on.

You know,
it's very strange.

In the middle of
this large city
you have a wilderness.

Well, it's not
a wilderness.

I could grow very fond
of this country.

You better not
grow too fond of it.

Why not?

'Cause sooner or later
you'll have to go home.

Yes, I suppose
that probably is true.

You and I?

We'll we see
each other again?

I drive in Europe.
Drive?

Race cars.

Race cars?
You're a race driver too?

I told you that.

Yes, but...

[IN UNISON]
Not so I believe it.

You know,
besides the fact that
someone was trying to kill me,

there were other reasons
why I was glad to come here.

Such as?

I've been protected
all my life.

Everything was given to me.

Arranged for me,

where I went,
what I said.

Even the clothes I wore.

I wanted to see
what it would be like to be...

Self-sufficient.

To make my own decisions.

That's really why
I didn't tell you who I was.

And you like it,
being self-sufficient?

Very much.

I looked at you
in that store,

and I said to myself,

I'l want her.‘I

And I went after you.

Yes, you did,
didn't you?

[CHUCKLES]

I,”

Okay, Bos. Thanks.

Bos checked out
the cab company
in service at the marina area.

Any luck?
TIFFANY: It's hard to tell.

There's no record of a man
being dropped off

at the old fellow's boat yard.

But two men were
picked up there

about a half an hour
after the shooting incident.

Two men?
TIFFANY: Mm-hm.

And here's
the interesting part.
The cab took them into town,

and dropped them off
at the Wilshire Arms.

Wilshire Arms?
Wait a minute.

Didn't Jill say the prince

was staying
at the Wilshire Arms?

She did, and he is.

You know that disturbing
coincidence

you were talking about?

Doesn't it seem like more
than a coincidence now?

Well,
it does if the two the cab
dropped off at the hotel

were the prince's
bodyguards.

And the brown car
the gray-haired fellow

drove off in
was their sedan.

That they switched
for the Lincoln.

I'm gonna go warn Jill.
I'll go with you.

I'll take care
of those two.

I,”

Talk to you later,
Bos.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Where are they going?

She's determined
to get in the way.

But you're not.

Let's throw
those guns out here.

Come on, move.

Down on the ground
spread-eagle.

Down.

[HORN HONKS]

[HORN CONTINUES HONKING]

[GUNSHOTS]

[HORSE WHINNIES]

Eric!

[TIRES SCREECH]

Don't touch it!

[HORSE WHINNIES]

Jilll

KRIS:
You okay?

We're okay.

We'll I guess this isn't
a terrific time

for introductions.

This is Kelly Garrett
and I'm Kris, Jill's sister.

Hello, Kris.
I'm very pleased to meet you.

I am crown prince
Eric Railman.

Hello.

Hello.
Eleven. Definitely an 11.

A-ha.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I,”

Come around.

Oh, very nice!

[PHONE RINGS]

Oh, I love the banner.

If this doesn't get Charlie
to come to his party,

nothing will.

Hello?

Oh, yes, Charlie.

Your name was just
on our lips.

Yeah, everyone's here.
Just a minute.

Let me put you
on the speaker.

CHARLIE:
Hello, Angels.

ANGELS:
Hi, Charlie.

Charlie.
Yes, Kris?

You haven't forgotten.

My birthday party?
Hardly.

Then why aren't
you here, Charlie?

i will discuss that
in a moment.

Business first.

I understand the prince

has returned
to his own country

Yes, the men who were trying
to kill him
have been arrested.

His father wanted him
to come home.

We just saw him off
at the airport.

Oh, you sound
rather subdued Jill

Well, I like him a lot.

In fact, enough so that
I'm gonna see him next month

when l race at Le Mans.

Well, then the relationship
is still very much alive.

Very much alive, yes.

But let's talk about you
and your party, Charlie.

Oh, yes. Well,
I loved it.

And I specially like
the purple sweater.

BOSLEY:
Presents?

I just realized
they're gone.

They are gone.

Charlie, how did you get
the presents?

Why, I, uh--

I picked them up
when I had my piece of cake.

What?

Charlie, you cheated.

Cheated?
It was my cake, wasn't it?

But you're not
supposed to--

Have my cake
and eat it too?

Yes! I mean, no.

It's not fair. I came back
just because of your birthday.

And you promised we'd give you
a party. Didn't he?

Absolutely.

Charlie, I heard you're sad.

Well, it was a fine party,
Angels,

and I loved the presents.
And I love you.

Better luck next year.

Charlie...
Thanks.
Happy birthday.

'Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.

I,”