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CHARLIE:
Once upon a time

there were three little girls
who went to
the police academy.

One in los Ange/es.

One in San Francisco.

The other in Boston.

And they were each assigned

[BUZZING]

very hazardous duties.

But / took them
away from all that

and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

I,”

Sharon, it's gorgeous.

Wait till Scott gets
a look of this on you.

Yours will be
just as beautiful.

Oh, not quite.

Take good care
of this, will you?

Oh, |wi||.

And you make sure that
Scott doesn't see you in that.

Not a chance.

Oh, what a weekend
it's gonna be.

We'll do all
the things we did

on my 18th birthday,
remember?

Oh, no, not everything.

I am not getting
sick on champagne.

Oh, remember, | tell down
in front ofthal guy,

the big guy, on the--
On the--

0n the high school
football team.

I'd forgotten that.

And if Randy hadn't
caught your arm,

you would have looked
great all over the rug.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh.

I'm sorry.

How did Randy take it?

He kept congratulating me,

telling me that he
wanted me to be happy.

"If that skier of yours
is such a great guy,"
he said--

Well, am I? Hm?

What other kind of guy could
I fall in love
with in one day?

One glorious day.

By the way,
I had lunch with Randy today.

Oh, Scott.

No, now we
needed to talk.

There where
some things that, uh,

needed to be
said between us.

You know, in another
situation I think

he and I could
become good friends.

Am I lucky
or am | lucky?

Maybe a little of both.

Listen, I gotta get
back to the store now.

I wanted to say
goodbye to you.

No you didn’t. You came here
to get a look at my dress.

Come on, Kelly,
we'll walk him to the car.

Okay.

I,”

Why'd you park
way out here?

Driveway's full
of delivery vans.

Ah.
Couldn't get
near the house.

I,”

You all right?

Yeah.

Kelly?

I'm fine.

Just because
I'm not rich

doesn't mean I'm gonna
ruin the neighborhood.

[LAUGHS]

You sure you're all right,
I'll get started.

I'm fine.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Can I speak to you?

I mean professionally.

I,”

CHARLIE [ON INTERCOM]:
Near/y being hit by a car

running up on the curb
doesn’t sound

like much of
an accident to me.

You say this
isn’t the first time

something like
this has happened?

Well, two weeks ago there was
a gas leak in
Scott's apartment.

-What did the gas company say?
-Broken fitting.

Which could have
been the result

of a simple malfunction.

Well, then, last week.

He was in the stock room

ot the sporting goods store
he runs.

A cable broke on a weight
machine he was demonstrating.

Two hundred and fifty pounds
just missed his head.

A cable broke
on a new machine?

Mm-hm.

Oh, Bert, that's Scott's
partner in the store,

thinks that one of the stock
boys assembled it incorrectly.

KRIS:
Sharon,

is it a good partnership?

Oh, sure.

Bert needs Scott.

People come into the store
just because
they like the idea

of buying from a former
champion skier.

What about competitors who
have lost to him in the past?

No.

Even the guy he was
in business with up in Aspen,

Dick Guzman,

they went out of
business angry,
but not that angry.

KELLY:
Sharon there is another
possibility.

Maybe someone doesn't
want Scott to marry you.

Who?

Oh, no, no. Not Randy.

Well, he did have
trouble readjusting

to civilian life
after Vietnam.

He was in a sanatorium,
you told me that yourself.

Do you know where to find
this Randy, Sharon?

At the wedding.
He'll be the photographer.

Sharon, you're kidding.

It's all right.
He's a very good photographer

and Scott said it was
all right between them.

But that was before someone
tried to hit Scott with a car.

Looks to me like
we're going to a wedding.

lthink Tiffany is right.

-Bosley, make the arrangements
-Okay.

Kris, why don 't you
start with Burt Marsha/l?

let's see if Scott's
partner really is his partner.

Everything is gonna be okay.

Don't worry.

I'll try.

I,”

You will be there
for the bachelor party, right?

Of course.

Stop worrying. I wouldn't
miss this for anything.

This is one best man who knows
all his responsibilities.

Good morning.

Morning.

Okay, listen, I gotta go pick
up my tux at the cleaners.

Mm-hm.

My partner is the only guy
I know who'd own
his own tuxedo.

That was Scott Miller,
wasn't it? The skier.

Must be something
being partners with him.

We're a good team.

He's into slaloms,
I like waterskiing.

What can I show you?

Well, lwas gonna go
to Aspen this weekend,

uh, do a little hiking.

And maybe a little
soaking in the hot tub?

Mm-hm.

Is this all
they're wearing?

This is the most
they're wearing.

Uh-oh.
I don't know.

I,”

SHARON:
Kelly.

Hi.

Mother was wondering
where you were.

What happened?
Did you get lost?

-Oh, no.
-Come on. Come on.

Wait till you see where we're
going to have the ceremony,

it looks like
an open air cathedral.

Oh, my gosh.
How are you feeling?

Oh, I don't know.

I think that
l overreacted yesterday.

You know how things always
look brighter in the morning?

Yeah.

I think that if I told
Scott that I hired you

he'd have my head.

0h, all you should
think about is the wedding.

You know, just concentrate
on walking down the aisle.

Okay?

A little further.

I,”

Right.

SHARON:
There it is.

KELLY:
Beautiful.

WOMAN:
Contrasting ferns
and that, really.

Well, they're better
than those plastic things

we had in the place in Vegas
when we got married.

Heh-heh. 0h.

Hey, Mom and Dad,
look who's here.

Now you see what happens
when the bright young MD

gets bowled over
by the cutest Showgirl

this side
of the Casino de Paris, eh?

He didn't marry
me for my money,

he married me
for my time-step.

MR. KELLERMAN:
Now, that's not true.
The only way

that she would show me
how those showgirls

held up those big hats
was for me to marry her.

[LAUGHS]

0h, Sharon, lwantyou
to know I've been practicing.

You're really gonna
go through with it?

KELLY:
Go through with what?

She gonna sing
at the ceremony.

Oh, great.

She's afraid I'll
go into one of my

comedy routines
in between choruses.

"Good evening,
wedding-lovers,

a funny thing happened to me
on the way to the wedding."

Gloria, Gloria.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Papa.

Uh-oh.
Grandpa's at the bar.

[GROANS]

Yes, beverage of this kind
were very common

on those old English
country estates.

Somewhat pagan,
of course.

And so were Easter eggs
and maypole dancing.

Daddy.

One martini won't kill me.

Martini's are
out these days.

-And make sure ofthat.
-Spoilsport.

Well, who have we here?

You remember Kelly, grandpa.

Oh, indeed I do,
Kelly, my dear,

How you have blossomed.

Ha-ha.
Thank you.

Seventy-eight years old
and he refuses to lie down.

Oh, well, lthink
that's admirable.

Well, in that case my dear,

what are you doing
later on this evening?

Oh, grandpa,
he hasn't changed at all.

Come on, girls.

Reverend Depugh is waiting
for us in the house.

Well, I'm gonna
wait right here.

Fresh air's good
for us old geezers.

Bartender, make sure
it's just fresh air.

See you later, now.

Uh, think about
this evening, kiddo.

[CHUCKLES]

You know,
back in the early '20s

there was a drink called
"The Fresh Air."

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Made up ofthree parts gin,

a little grape juice,
and a dash of bitters.

Hm, sounds awful.

Right you are,

skip the grape juice
and the bitters.

[CAR DOOR SHUTS]

I,”

Well,
I'll be-- I never thought
I'd see him around here again.

Who's that?

Trouble.

In the name of Randy Todd.

Sharon was gonna marry him

till that skier
swept her away.

Well, Mr.
Todd doesn't look like
he's here to make any trouble.

Last time he was
here with Sharon

he was talking
loud and nasty.

Oh?

Let me tell you something,
young fella,

I don't like people
who go around

threatening other
people's fiancee.

I,”

WOMAN [ON PA]:
Flight 116 now
boarding in Gale 4.

All passengers for
flight 419 to Chicago,

we new board at Gate 43.

MAN:
Claudia.

What are you doing here?

I,”

Does that answer
your question?

Yes.

It's a good thing
I didn't ask Sharon

to pick me up
at the airport.

Well, she wanted to, but, uh,
who do you think stopped her?

I can guess.

Couldn't wait
to see you.

That's better.

That's only
the beginning.

How's it going?

Great.

Accident number four
is just about to happen.

The car?

Oh, no, that, uh,
was number three.

Food poisoning? When?

As soon as | get back
to my apartment.

Oh, wait for me to get back
to the house.

I don't want to miss this.

Let's go.

I,”

0h, Sharon,
you won't need a suit.

Right. I guess you don't need
tailored clothes on Maui.

Uh-uh.

How about this print?

-I like it.
-Garish.

But that goes for everything
south ofthe 20th parallel.

Couldn't you honeymoon
in a place where

everyone doesn't look
so disgustingly healthy?

Good idea.
We'll go to Cleveland.

When did you get in?

CLAUDIA:
| just came from
the airport.

You look radiant.

What a beautiful bride
you're going to make.

This is my cousin
Claudia Harver.

She introduced
me to Scott.

This is Kelly Garrett,
my best friend
from high school.

-Hi, nice to know you.
-Hello.

Scott's on the phone, dear.

He sounds very strange.

Excuse me.

Scott.

SCOTT [0N PHONE]:
Hello, my love.
l'm gonna be a little late.

Something late
didn't agree with me.

Scott?

SHARON [ON PHONE]:
Scotti

Scott!

I,”

What if it wasn't
something he ate?

Don't be silly, Sharon.
What else could it be?

Daddy, is he all right?

Yes, but, uh, good thing that
he was calling
you when it hit.

He is going
to be all right?

Oh, he's gonna be fine.

It's a good thing
Uncle Mark's a doctor.

I don't think
you wanna see him.

My darling,
my poor darling.

Thanks for coming
so quick, baby.

Was it food poisoning?

Yes, it was.

SCOTT:
That and my stupidity.

I brought a sandwich home
from the deli a few days ago,

and I put the potato salad
in the fridge.

Then I came in today
and l was hungry.

MARK:
It was there more
than a few days,

mayonnaise must
have turned bad.

Well, I've had a lot
on my mind lately.

See what you do to men,
Sharon?

[MARK CHUCKLES]
I'm sorry if I upset you.

That's all right,
just as long as you're okay.

GLORIA:
Well, that settles it.

The man needs a woman
looking after him.

Come on, you're going
to our house. Get your things.

And you'll stay
till after the wedding.

MARK:
That's probably
the culprit right there.

Just making sure
it gets thrown away.

Good.

Hey, I didn't know Tiffany
could play the violin.

Well, I don't think Heifitz
has anything to worry about.

You never know when one
of these little sidelines

might come in handy.

Lab said they'll have
that potato salad analyzed

as soon as they can.

Great.
By the way,
that was good thinking.

Hey, Kelly.
It's your turn.

CLAUDIA:
Try to look pretty, dear.
Do your best.

Okay.

Mrs. Kellerman wants
individual portraits

of all the wedding party.

[SCREAMS LAUGHS]

Well, my dear, we do seem
to gravitate
towards each other,

don't we?
Yes.

And always when I have to have
a picture taken or something.

I'll see you later, okay?

Here you'd think a man
of my experience would have

a little better sense
oftiming, wouldn't you.

[GROANS]

Here's to unrequited love,
bartender,

and to not going gently
into that good night.

And here's to one margarita.

One.

And to you, my friend.

Ah.

Truly the juice
from a contented cactus.

I'm gonna want you
to look right up here, now.

-Mm-hm.
-Little bit more.

You comfortable?

-|t's fine.
-Good.

Open your lips
just a little bit.

Beautiful.

You and Sharon
always did violate

Maznick's rule
about girlfriends.

What's that?

Oh, he's a guy
I knew in Vietnam.

It states that beautiful girls

never have beautiful
girlfriends.

That's Maznick's rule.

Now, that's very important
when arranging double dates.

[GIGGLES]

[CLICKS]

Beautiful.

Sharon told me
you had a hard time

when you came
back from Vietnam.

That's over now.

You know,
to be very honest,

I'm surprised to see you here.

I guess everybody
thinks I'm crazy.

Oh, of course not.

I mean, you must admit,
it's kind of unusual

for a guy to be at his
ex-fiancee's wedding.

We go on, no matterwhat.

Besides, if Sharon and |
aren't meant to be together,

well, how do you fight that?

You're very understanding.

What am I supposed to do,
shoot that guy?

All right, look,
I'm gonna do one more here.

Up a little more.

[CLICKS]
Good.

There are other
photographers.

Yeah, that's what I said.
Next thing I know,

Scott comes up to me,
says he wants to be my friend,

we ought to have
lunch together,

I'm the only photographer
Sharon really wants.

So that's why you said yes.

That and the fact
I need the bread.

And the recommendation.

Now, let's do one more
for protection, huh?

Right here.

Give it to me, now.

Goon.

[CLICKS]
Good.

So looks like we all got
exactly what we wanted.

Sounds like Scott's
some kind of politician.

Yeah, he thinks of everything.

Including lunch.

Yep, he's a terrific cook.

You ate at his place?

Yep.

When?

Yesterday.

On top of everything else,
the fellow's a gourmet chef,

regular cordon bleu.

You didn't know that?

No, I didn't.

KRIS:
Well, the question is,

what is a cordon
bleu chef doing
eating spoiled potato salad?

Especially after he '5
just prepared a meal

earlier in the day.

Well, he said he had
a lot on his mind.

I can believe that.

This does make
four near misses.

He's just lucky whoever's
trying to kill him

isn't doing a very
good job of it.

Yeah. Real lucky.

Kris, I don't like the way
you're saying that.

Sony, just thinking
like a detective.

Listen, I'm off to Aspen.

ill let you know
if Scott's eX-partner

likes him as much
as his new one does.

And I'll call you
if anything comes up, okay?

Okay. Bye.

All right, people.
Let's pretend

it's the real thing, now.

In time to the music, please.

[PLAYING WAGNER'S
"BRIDAL CHORUS"]

Lovely.
Very lovely.

Uh, the best man
and the--

The maid of honor now, please.

In cadence,
in cadence.

Grandpa, it's your turn.

Uh, to be on the other side.

Grandpa,
you are in the lily pond.

To the right please.

To the right,
get out of the lily pond.

Thank you.

And now
the father of the bride
escorting our vision in white,

our raison d'eetre.

I said, Mr. Kellerman
and Sharon, please.

DEPUGH:
Stop the music.

Sharon must be somewhere
with Scott.

They were upstairs
a few minutes ago.

You mean you don't know
where they went?

They're in love,
they probably wanna be alone.

After the ceremony
they can be alone.

They can be up to their
ears alone for all I care.

GLORIA:
Come on, everybody,

let's go find them.

Oh, I'm so sorry, reverend.

I know you understand about
young people, I apologize.

Kelly?

Yes?

I know where they went.

Where?

Over there, in the woods.

Thank you, sweetheart.
Thank you very much.

This way?

If it was you that was lost,

I'd know where to find you.
In the bar.

If it was me that was lost,
I'd be in the bar.

Get out ofthe lily pond.

That preacher's
gonna kill us.

Hm. In that case,
he won't get paid.

Don't worry so much.

[SCREAMS]

Are you two all right?

Did you see who did it?

No.

But he came from over there.

Oh, my God!
Sharon!

Darling, are you hurt?

Are you hurt?

You all right, sweetheart?

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Tiff, did you pass anyone?
He ran through there.

-No. Is she hurt?
-ls Sharon all right?

Yes, just scared.

Did you see anyone running
the otherway?

No, no one.

Darling.

Mark, who did this?

Who did this, |--

I,”

[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

-Will you go
upstairs and get--?
-No, I'm not going.

KELLY:
Everybody, just wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Did anybody see anything?

No, we didn't see anything.

Wait, please.

There's something I must say.

I'm endangering you.

Everybody.

We must...call
off the wedding.

What? Call off the wedding?

Listen, please.

Now,
what happened out there...

It wasn't an accident.

I think somebody's
trying to kill me.

This is not the first time
this has happened.

l-l think I'm gonna call
for police protection.

I don't think
that's necessary.

Well, I do.

He only wants me.

Whoever it is, I'll handle it.

Scott, do you have any idea
who might be doing this?

SCOTT:
Possibly an old enemy.

But I can't believe
he'd go this far.

What if he misses you
and kills Sharon?

No way.
I'm for calling the police.

Excuse me, I think I have
something to say about this.

If anything happened to you,
I'd never forgive him.

Claudia,
you're the best cousin
a girl ever had,

but I'm supposed
to take a vow tomorrow.

In sickness or in health,

good times or bad, right?

Now,
if all of this had happened
after the ceremony,

there'd be no question,
and as far as I'm concerned,

there's no question right now.

Delaying the ceremony
is not gonna change a thing.

CLAUDIA:
Fine,

but I'm still
for calling the police.

l-l think Claudia's right.

Excuse me, but wouldn't
that be beautiful?

Sharon and I married
under police guard?

Hey, the something blue

could be, uh, their uniforms.

[CHUCKLES]

What else can we do?

This guy seems to strike
from the back.

Now, if we all stick
together between now

and the time Sharon and |
go off on our honeymoon,

might work.

Right, if we stay in a crowd,

he wouldn't dare try anything.

Sorry, I don't like it.

Well, it is the only way
I will let
the plans go forward.

I,”

We're right in the middle
of my wedding rehearsal,
right?

Okay?

Let's get on with it.

All right.

Everybody out.

You think it'd be worthwhile
to search the woods?

We'd never find that slug
before the ceremony.

Okay, what do we got?

Nothing.

Except for the lab analysis
of the potato salad.

And?

And
the mayonnaise had gone bad.

He's lucky he didn't
get any sicker.

Couple more bites--

Bosley, did you notice

what Randy Todd was doing
during all that excitement?

Now that you mention it,
no, I didn't.

I,”

MAN:
Yeah, I knew him.

Wanna get to the point?

Let me show you
some identification.

"Townsend Detective Agency."

So?

So I'm investigating
an attempted murder.

I am still not impressed.

Unless, of course,
uh, I'm the target.

Ha, no.
As a matter of fact,

it's your ex-partner,
Scott Miller.

Good.

Listen, I appreciate you
being real candid, but...

If I'm suspect number one,
how am I doing it?

Personalized guided missiles

launched from on top
ofthe mountain?

No, a hit man
would be cheaper.

Not that cheap.

You ought to see
my bank account.

Ever since he took up
with that lady.

Sharon?

She kept telling him
to pull out.

She convinced
him that she knew
how they both could get rich.

Mr. Guzman, it would
be very helpful to me

if you could tell me
the name ofthis lady.

Claudia Harper,

but who's Sharon?

She's the lady that Scott's
marrying this weekend.

Oh, Scotty getting married?

Claudia's not gonna like that.

Not at all.

MAN:
Attention, please.
Coming through. Make way.

May I please have
your kind indulgence?

I think you've all
had enough to drink by now

so that you're all
a little bit uncouth

and you probably think a big,
beautiful naked girl

is gonna come up
out of this cake.

Not in this house.

Another tankard, innkeeper.

And you keep me
to a two-drink limit.

Don't you, uh, need a steady
hand to take those pictures?

If it's a little out of focus,
they think it's arty.

[SHUTTER CLICKS]

Where's my drink?

Why don't you go
a little easy?

What do you think this is,

some sort of a Van Nuys
singles bar?

Fill it up.

I don't think so.

You know,

I haven't punched anybody out
since I was in Saigon.

Wait! Wait, wait,
take it easy.

This is a nice party.
No need to spoil it, huh?

You okay?

I thought lwas over all that.

Sorry.

BURT:
It's all right,
just take it easy.

You're right.

Too much liquor
does bad things to me.

Rehab.

RANDY:
Where's Scott?

He was over there.

While Mr. Marshall
was playing referee,

Mr.
Miller slipped out the door.
He headed for the woods.

Kelly.

How's the party going, Bos?

Our bridegroom
just slipped away.

Well, not to meet Sharon.
She's right here.

Well, uh, grandpa says
he saw him head for the woods.

I don't like it, Bos.

All right, look,
I'll see what I can find out.

You stay with her.

Right.

Sharon.

You're not planning a little
midnight rendezvous

with Scott, are you?

That's not a bad idea.

They aren't doing anything
weird down there, are they?

Well, that's why we have
Bosley down there bartending.

[PHONE RINGS]

Oh.

Hello?

KRIS [ON PHONE]:
Kel?

Kris.

Hi, listen. My plane's gonna
leave in a couple seconds,

but I wanted you to know that
Richard Guzman is not our man,

but I do have a name
for you to check out.

It's "Claudia Harper."

I guess she's
an ex-girlfriend of Scott's.

Anyway, this Guzman said she's
not a very graceful loser.

Who?

Claudia Harper.

Oh, there's my plane,
I gotta go.

Talk to you later.
KELLY [ON PHONE]: Kr is!

Something wrong?

Have you seen Claudia lately?

Well, she went for a walk
about 10 minutes ago.

Stay here. Look the door,
don't move until I get back.

I mean it, Sharon.

I,”

Shh, shh.

Scott and Claudia.

KELLY:
Well, I'd say she definitely
doesn't want to kill him.

I,”

Oh, it's beautiful.
Thank you, Laura.

[KNOCK 0N DOOR]

Come in.

Oh, boy,
do you look beautiful.

It is pretty.
Isn't it?

Yes.

Thank you, Laura.

Oh, Kelly. I am so happy
I can hardly breathe.

No doubts?
No last minute butterflies?

We've solved Scott's problem.

We're moving to Europe,
right after the honeymoon.

Just let him try to find us,
whoever he is.

Europe?

Switzerland, maybe Italy.

Scott knows all about Europe.

He's skied everywhere.

Sharon,
have you told your parents?

I wanted your reaction first.

Maybe it would be
the best thing.

I knew you'd feel that way.

Especially after that scale
you threw my way last night.

"Don't move, Sharon,
don't leave the room, Sharon."

Be glad it was nothing.

It wasn't nothing.

It got me thinking clearly for
the first time in a longtime.

It's the perfect solution.

Can you imagine actually
living in a Swiss chalet?

Oh. Don't you think you should
save some of that energy

for yourwedding night?

Haven't you
ever been in love?

Isn't she the most beautiful
bride you've ever seen?

Just wish I were sure she was
going to be the happiest.

What's that mean?

I understand
you introduced them.

Uh. Likeafool.

What's that supposed to mean?

Who would have thought
they'd hit it off so fast?

How can you fight it?

Must have been
very hard on you.

Well, it wasn't
one of my better moments.

I went on
a chocolate mousse binge,

gained 10 pounds.

That's the most
I ever gained over a guy.

You wanna know the truth,
Kelly?

Yes, I do.

Sharon's better for Scott
than I ever would have been.

So that's what
you were talking
about in the woods last night?

0h. Huh.

So that's what
all this is about.

You're afraid that Scott
is still carrying on with me,

but marrying Sharon
for her money.

You didn't hear
what we were saying

when you were snooping
around out there, did you.

-No.
-Well, you should have.

I'm not proud of myself,
but I gave it one last try.

It's over, Kelly.

It really is.

And I want
nothing but the best
for both of them.

Mom, have you seen my perfume?

Guess it had to happen
sometime today, didn't it.

Yeah, I guess it did.

Marl.

Thanks.

So I hope my being here isn't
making you uncomfortable.

Scott insisted
that you wanted me.

No.

I wanted you to come,
but I didn't think you would.

You want me to go?

No. Not unless you want to.

I'll just take this one minute
at a time, I'll be all right.

Thanks.

I care about you.

I always will.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, not the way
I care about you.

Randy, don't.

That's okay,
I don't blame you.

H can see how you'd
go for the guy.

I just want you
to know that...

l-l still love you
and I do understand.

Sharon.

Randy.

Mr. Kellerman.

Well, it's, uh...
time, darling.

We...have to go.

I,”

You, come with me. Need help
with the drinks, this way.

REVEREND:
We're about to begin,
gentlemen,

we're about to begin.

All right, everybody
in the bridal party,

we are gathering on the lawn
for the promenade.

BOSLEY:
All right, we better
compare notes fast.

Did you talk to
Cousin Claudia?

I don't know
what to make of her.

She didn't deny a thing.

She said she made one last try

and he turned her down.

She seemed to really
feel guilty about it.

That's not what
it looked like to me.

Could be true.

Maybe she made
one last attempt

before she got desperate
enough to really kill him.

You think she's crazy enough
to try something now,

in front of everybody?

I think we better warn Sharon.

Warn her?
Warn her about what?

That we saw Claudia kissing
Scott in the woods last night?

That we think she still
might be in love with him?

If only we had proof.

What are you looking at,
Claudia?

I was just wondering what
Sharon's nosy maid of honor

had to talk to about
with a bartender, a maid,

and a violinist.

Well, whatever it is,
I wouldn't worry about it.

That's the difference
between us, Burt.

I worry about everything.

Relax, Claudia.

This is one wedding
no one will ever forget.

And we'll be worth a fortune.

Now, ifshe had the gun,

the one that was used
on Scott and Sharon,

That'd be proof, all right.

Well, listen. When everybody
gets involved in the ceremony,

I'll sneak upstairs
and check out Claudia's room.

Just to be safe, let's check
out all the bedrooms.

lfwe don't find a gun,
maybe we'll find something.

Okay.

I'll try to get
away later too,
if! can.

Well, whatever you do,
do it fast.

I gotta go.

lfwe stop this wedding,
we'd better be right.

Poor Kelly.
Really hard on her.

[PLAYING WAGNER'S
"BRIDAL CHORUS"]

[CAMERA CLICKS]

You're more nervous
than I am.

Everything's gonna be fine,
you'll see.

Okay.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

DEPUGH:
Dearly beloved,

we are gathered together
here in the sight of God,

and in the face
ofthis company,

to join together
this man and this woman

in holy matrimony,

which is an honorable estate,
instituted of God...

-Who's room is this?
-Claudia's.

-Why don't you
try the next one.
-Shall do.

DEPUGH:
For our hearts shall
rejoice in him,

because we have hoped
in his holy name.

Let thy merciful kindness,
oh, Lord, be upon us,

like as we do put
our trust in thee.

[PLAYING]

fl 0h, promise me
That someday you andl

I Will take our love
Together to some sky

I Where we can be alone
And faith renew

R And find the hollows
Where those flowers bloom

I Those first...

GLORIA:
I 0h, promise me

I 0h, promise

Ill/1e

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[SCREAMS]

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[RUSTLING]

[KNOCKING ON CLOSET DOOR]

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[BANGING]

Help! Help!

Kris?

I'm in the closet.

Hand the wedding band
to the bridegroom, please.

Scott, take the bride's hand.

-Okay.
-Hurry, hurry.

Okay, listen to me,
now, listen to me.

This is Burt Marshall's room.

I found a snipers rifle
in that suitcase.

-We gotta go.
-Wait.

Why would Burt
wanna kill Scott?

He doesn't wanna kill Scott.
But supposing he's aiming

at Scott and he accidentally
hits Sharon.

After the wedding, Scott would
be the tragic,
grieving widower.

Right, a very rich
grieving widower.

And then in a year or so
he can many Claudia.

I just saw her in the hallway.

-Did you ever stop a wedding?
-First time.

Do you, Scott Miller,

take this woman,
Sharon Rose Kellerman,

to be your
lawfully wedded wife,

to love, honor and cherish,

as long as you
both shall live?

I do.

And do you,
Sharon Rose Kellerman,

take this man, Scott Miller,

to be your
lawfully wedded husband,

to love, honor and cherish,

as long as you
both shall live?

I do.

If there be anyone here who
knows why these two people

should not be joined
in holy matrimony,

let him speak now
or forever hold his peace.

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Then by the power vested in me
by the state of California,

and the holy church,

I hereby declare you to be--

Hold it up! Wait! Hold it!

Wait!
TIFFANY: Hold everything.

Sharon.

Oh, Sharon, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry,
but you can't marry him.

I found a snipers rifle
in his suitcase.

What is all this?

Claudia locked Kris
in the closet.

Who are these people?

KRIS:
They're all in it together.

Claudia, Scott, and Burt.

TIFFANY:
Burt was gonna kill
Sharon by accident.

Scott would get her money.

Yes, and Claudia
was gonna help him spend it.

Scott, that-- That's crazy.

You have to tell me
that's not true.

-Mark!
-Listen here, l--

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[GRU NTS]

I'll kill her.
I mean it.

GRANDPA:
Stay right where you are.

Oh, poor--

[GRUNTING]

We'll take it from here.

CHARLIE [ON INTERCOM]:
You see, Ange/s,

Scott planned to be
the perfect, grieving widower

for a year or so,

while he and Burt
opened a chain

of sporting goods stores,

and then Claudia would just
drift back into his life.

it would seem perfectly
natural after all.

She is one of the family

I feel so stupid.

Don't be silly.

He was good-looking,
charming, sophisticated.

All the attributes
of the well-crafted con man.

He fooled us too.

He had to, if his plan
was going to work

Sharon, it's nice to see that
you're handling it so well

Well, I stay home,

watch TV,

read a lot.

I told her she ought
to get out more.

Well, Randy called
a couple oftimes,

but I don't know.

After the way I treated him
when lwas with Scott.

Good photographer, Randy.

You ought to see the portrait
he did of you.

I'll call him eventually,
I guess.

Maybe you won't have to.

Hi.

Hi yourself.

We just thought we'd give
you a little nudge.

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