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Once upon a time,

there were ihree iitl/e girls who went
to the police academy--

two in Los Ange/es,

the other in San Francisco--

and they were each assigned
very hazardous duties.

[Buzzing]

But i took them away from all that,
and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

[Mumbling]

[Phone Rings ]

Yes?
[ Man ]
Miss Hatter?

This is Walt downstairs.
I got three young ladies
down here.

They say Mr. Rollins
is expecting 'em.

They say they’re from
a detective agency.

80 early? Mr. Rollins
won't be in before 10:00.

But he's expecting them,
so you might as well
send them up.

[Door/mob Turning ]

Oh, you must be the ladies
from the Townsend Associates.

Yes. I'm Sabrina Duncan.

This is Kris Munroe.
Hi.

This is Kelly Garrett.
Hello.

I’m Edna Halter.

Someone should have told you
that Mr. Rollins doesn’t
come in before 10:00.

And neither does anyone else
in the office force.

We often get more work done
without a crowd--
Yeah.

- I mean, like you, I imagine.
- That's true.

And checking security’s really
more effective in private.

I imagine it is.

You know,
your boss, Mr. Townsend,
told Mr. Rollins...

that you three are
the best security experts
in the business.

Well, Charlie does
exaggerate now and then.
Yeah.

- But we do know ourjob.
- Hmm.

Now, if you could
show us the safe.

Oh, why, yes.
It's right over here.

Here it is.

We purchased it
just two years ago.

Uh-huh. We're familiar
with this model.

- Some ofthem do have flaws.
- Flaws?

- Mm-hmm.
- A safe is just like
a new car, Miss Hatter.

Most operate perfectly,
but every now and then
you get a lemon.

Oh, dear.

- Just how much money do you
usually keep in here?
- Oh, 20,000, 25,000.

- Would you open it, please,
so we could examine the works?
- Of course, of course.

[ Tumbler Clicking ]

Mr. Rollins and l
are the only two
who have the combination.

- That’s a plus right there.
- [ Safe Opens]

Fine. Uh, Kelly?

You and Kris
examine it carefully okay?
Yeah.

And you, Miss Halter--
Would you show me
where this door leads?

0h. Why, that’s--
that‘s Mr. Rollins‘s
private bathroom.

Ah, perfect way
for a thief to enter
ifthere's a window.

Gracious, I wouldn't know.
I‘ve never been in there.
[Chuckling]

Well, I certainly think
we should examine it.

Well, if you think so.
Um--

Well--

Miss Duncan?

Miss Duncan,
wh y did you close the door?

Security, Miss Hatter.
Strict security.

[ Hatter ]
But this is not
at all necessary.

Open the door.
[Pounding]

/ demand
you open the door.

Charlie said
he would call at 70:00 sharp,
and it's already half past.

That’s not like him.
It's not like him
to be late.

I know it.
When it comes
to a work conference,

you can set your clock
by Charlie‘s call.

[Kelly]
Hi.
I had a flat tire.

- Honest. I had a flat tire.
- Oh, I believe it.

/’m sorry
lmissed Charlie’s call.

We are still waiting
for Charlie's call.

What? He said he'd call
at 10:00. It‘s 10:30.
[Phone Rings]

Ah. There he is.

Charlie?

Bosley, I’m sitting here with
Detective Sergeant Dirkson.

I want to speak
to you privately
before the Angels get there.

It’s very important.
That’s why i called you
a half hour ear/y.

- But--
- [ Mouths Words]

You’re not to mention this
to the girls when they
get there.

Just when
do you expect them?

Well, Charlie, I expect them
at the time you said earlier.
I understand.

Dirkson's men should
be there soon too.

They have warrants
for the Angels
on suspicion of robbery

Robbery?
That’s right.

Someone cal/ed Jack Rollins,
who owns the sports arena,

and pretended to be me.

Rollins and l are old friends.
He swore it was my voice.

Whoever it was,
he convinced Rollins...

he should have
his security system
checked by my operators.

Then three girls showed up,
said they were from our firm

and cleaned the safe
of $25, 000.

Well, Charlie,
they were impostors.
We both know that.

We do,
but the police don't.

A woman named Edna Hatter,
who works in the office,
opened the safe for them.

The police showed her
a picture of the real Ange/s,

and she swears
they were the ones.

it's on the basis of that
that the police plan
to arrest the Angels...

and hold them
for questioning.

Knowing those three,
they’d go undercover
to escape arrest...

and try to find out
who was behind this.

Oh, you're right, Charlie.
They certainly would.

But if anyone
can keep them there,
you can, Bos/e y.

Charlie, believe me,
I will keep them under
lock and key ill have to.

Good. The sergeants
letting me remain free...

since no one made a positive
identification of me.

But i did promise
my cooperation.

Charlie, you can count
on my cooperation
a hundred percent.

How could the police
pick us up when they know us?

They've worked with us.
They have an eyewitness
who says we robbed her.

What's her name?
Hatter?
Edna Hatter.

They can’t convict us, Kris.
We have alibis.
Then why are we running?

Charlie obviously wants us
to find our impersonators...

before they do us
any more damage.

You know how it is
when stories hit the papers.

People read
that you're accused,

and then they find it
hard to forget
when your name is cleared.

But we have to clear it up
before it hits the papers.

We'll need a safe place
to stay.

Bos/e y gave me
the key to an apartment
Charlie keeps downtown.

There‘s an underground
parking lot.

There’s even
a freight elevator
we can use.

- It sounds charming.
- Yeah, very.
It‘s the Rochester Club.

The Rochester Club?
Uh-huh.

That‘s one of the last
men‘s-only clubs left in
the city. I hate those places.

Aw, come on. They’ll never
think to look for us
in the Rochester Club.

They'd look for us in
the Rams‘s dressing room...

before they’d look for us
in the Rochester Club.

- We’ll settle in, then we‘ll
go talk to Miss Patter.
- Hatter.

Hatter, Hatter.
All right.
Hatter.

[Man imitating W 0. Fields ]
it was a pleasure, my
little chickadees, a pleasure.

N [Band' Lounge ]
Thank you.

M [Ends]
You get it?

Oh, come on.

[ Quietly ]
Close the door.

How much?
Ten thousand.

Ten thousand?
I gotta pay Asher 20.

Mickey, what can I say?
There was only 25,000
in the safe.

The girls each got five.
That was the deal

And ldidn‘t even
take a commission.

And for Sam Punch,
that’s a first.
Believe me.

I know. I know, Punch.
| just need more. That's all.

Maybe Asher’ll
settle for half.
Oh, sure.

Instead of breaking
both my legs,
he'll just break one.

What if I talked to him?
That’s a new one.

Send your agent
to negotiate your life.

No. Asher might
take this 10...

if I can promise him the rest
within 24 hours.

But isn‘t that cutting it
a little too thin, Mickey?

Look, if I can set this up,

you can take the 10 to Asher
and buy me another day
of breathing.

But you‘re only getting
yourself in deeper.

Hey, relax, Punch.
[ Bell Dings]

I gotta set up anotherjob
for my Angels.

[Dialing Phone ]

[lmitating Charlie Townsend]
Mr. Frederickson?

Charlie Townsend. Yes, yes.
That’s where we met.

I'm very glad you remember.

Look, Bob, I don't usually
call people at home
in regards to business,

but this is rather delicate.

Well, one of my
three female operators
was shopping in your boutique,

and she noticed that
your security system
was awfully lax.

I'd like to send
the three girls over tomorrow
and check everything out.

Then you could consider
their recommendation.

No, I'm glad to, Bob.
Glad to.

I’ll have the girls there
first thing in the morning.

Talk to you later.

[Drops Impersonation]
Okay, agent.
Go see my bookie.

And don't get me a contract.
Get me out of one.

[Game Beeping]

[Chuckles]

That was a lucky hit.
I had you goin'.

- Mm-hmm.
- [Phone Rings ]

- Get that.
- I can't. l‘ll lose my point.

[Ringing Continues]
Your point or yourjob.
It‘s up to you.

Yeah.
Sam Punch outside.

He '5 the agent
for that mimic.

- Okay.
- Send him on back.

You owe me 15 now, Toby.

That last game
didn’t count.

Around here, I'm the only one
that does the countin', babe.

[Door Opens /

Hi, Mr. Asher.

Punch.
Got a quarter?

Oh, yeah, I thinkso.

Here you go.

Uh, I came to talk
about Mickey.

Oh, yes. The man
with a thousand voices
and one very short life.

That’s what happens
to welshers.

Aw, Mickey’s
not a welsher.
No, sir.

No? Mickey Biggs.

Details.

[ Coin Drops ]

[ Ringing, Clattering]

[ Ringing,
Clattering Continue ]

"Biggs, Mickey.
Lost four $5,000 bets
on four losing baseball teams.

"Last bet in June.
Promised payment
on three occasions.

”Failed to show.
Warned twice,
leaned on once.

Recommendation:
Write off debt,
make example of debtor."

No! I mean, look,
you don't have to worry.

Believe me. Honest.

Here. Here’s 10,000.

Mick said
he'll have the other 10,000
by this time tomorrow night.

I’m tellin‘ you.
This kid is onto
somethin’ sure.

Somethin’ good,
somethin' big.
What do you say, huh?

I say a sure thing don’t come
along in my line real often.

Well, not in my line either.
But old Mick, he‘s got one.

Can i tell him you it
give him the extra day?

Sure.
You can tell him that...

after you tell me something.

When a deadbeat comes up
with 10 grand...

and says he can make
10 more the next day,
I wanna know how.

/ wanna know all about
this so-ca/led ”sure thing. "

So youd better start talkin’,
fiesh peddler,

or I'm gonna be takin‘
10% of you-- outta your hide.

[ Footsteps Approaching ]

Excuse me. Miss Hatter?

Why, yes.
Who are you?

Actually,
I'm here to get a story.

Oh, a reporter.

Would you like to come in?
No, if you don’t mind staying
out here for a few minutes.

l have a couple of questions.
It won't take long.

I understand that
you identified

a photograph positively
the police showed you...

of the three ladies
that robbed you.

Oh, yes.
They showed me a picture
of the Townsend people.

And they were
the same ones all right.
I see.

And did they tell you
it was the Townsend people
before you saw the photograph?

Why, l--
ldon‘t remember.

Is that important?
Very.

If they had told you
it was the Townsend people,

then showed you
the photograph,

they could have
put that idea in your mind,

and you could’ve made
a mistake
in the identification.

Oh, no. There was no mistake

I'm very good at faces.

Why, when those three
walked into the office,

I recognized the blonde one
right off.

You recognized her?
What do you mean?

Well, she must also
be a model.

She‘s on that
Restful Mattress commercial

they show every night
on The Late Show

I guess she's a model
in her spare time.

Are you absolutely positive?
I certainly am.

I see that commercial
evew night.
[Sighs]

Miss Hatter, am I the girl
in the mattress commercial?

Why, no.

You do look a lot
like her though.

lam the girl you identified
from the photograph.

[Footsteps Approaching ]
And so are they.

Hi, Miss Hatter.
Could you just
look at us very closely,

because we were all three
in that picture.

But we're not the girls who
were in your office, are we?

Oh. Yes, you're the ones.

- You've come to get me.
- No, no. No, no.

- You want to silence me.
- No, no.
We just want you to see...

that you've made a mistake,
Miss Hatter, really.

- Don’t touch me!
You want to kill me!
- Oh, no!

Help! Don‘t touch me!
Help! Help!

[Angels Pleading, Shouting]
Help! Help! Murder!

Let’s get outta here!
Let’s move!
Help! Help!

Somebody help me!
Help!

Someone call the police!
There they go!

They tried to kill me!
Call the police!

[Chattering]

Good morning.
Urn, can I help you
find something?

We'd like to see
the manager, please.

I'm Mrs. Brown.
I'm the acting manager.

This is Kris Munroe.
This is Kelly Garrett.

- We're from
Townsend Associates.
- Oh, yes.

Mr. Frederickson said
you'd be in this morning.

He asked us to give you
our full cooperation.

Tell me. Do you have much
of a shoplifting problem?

0h, hardly any.
Harry’s been with us
for two years.

He can spot
just about anything.

Yes, but if he should
become ill and a new man
were put in his spot,

or if he were bought off--

- You know,
those things do happen.
- Well, uh--

The point is, we would
like to seejust how alert
your salespeople are...

if you didn’t have Harry
to rely on.

Kelly and Kris here
will see just how much
they can get away with...

if you alert Harry
that this is just a test.

Well, I suppose
I could do that.

Then I’d like you to show me
where you keep
your cash receipts.

Very well.

[No Audible Dialogue]

Harry won’t
interfere.
Good.

We, uh, keep
the cash receipts
in the office.

Fine. Happy shopping,
Angels.

Okay. I love
diamond bracelets.

- Can I show you something?
- 0h, um--

I love
these diamond bracelets.

Are they expensive?

Around 5,000 apiece.
But they‘re really stunning.

Let me show you.

Oh!
[Murmurs]

Yes, they--
they are.

But I’m not sure
I like these, uh,
diamond necklaces.

Do you have any gold chains
I could see?

Why, yes.
We have a large selection.

This really is
quite lovely.

But $10,000?

Oh. These are lovely.

We have these--

Anyone realize
they're being robbed?
No.

ldidn't think
they were up to it.

Tell her saleslady
that it‘s all right for her
to wear the coat outside.

We'll go out,
and we‘ll wait five minutes
before coming back in.

We wanna see
how long it takes
your salespeople...

to realize
things are missing.

I’ll take care of it.

Kris, we have to run.

0h, I'll come back
for this one later.
Okay.

Kelly.

Harry!
Harry, stop them!

They took our cash.
Stop them.

Excuse me!
Out of the way!

[Tires Screech ]
[Woman Screams]

Go get her purse.

[Tires Screeching]

Here’s that
mattress commercial, Kelly.

Thank you, Tommy.
We really appreciate it.
Well, this is a first.

I’ve had friends come down
here to look at some
of our better shows,

but never at a commercial

We like station breaks too.

- Let me put this cassette
in here.
- Thank you.

- Showtime.
- IN Tl/.' instrumental]

Hey, no wonder
you wanted to see this.

She looks just like you,
doesn’t she?

You know what?
She does look
a little bit like you.

She does.

In an odd sort of way.

Is there any way
we could find out her name?

Sure. That commercial
was shot right here.
Her name would be in the file.

And her address?
No.

But you could go
and see her agent.

Sam Punch,
/ think his name is.

All right.
Thank you.

Be right back.

- Maybe you ought to
go see this Sam Punch.
- Good idea.

Something just occurred to me.
lfl go see this Mr. Punch,

l'dbetterput on
a bit of disguise.

If he’s involved in this scam,
he’ll recognize me the minute
I walk through the door.

That’s a good thought.

Do you really think
I look like that?

It's hard to say.
We've never seen you
in a mattress garden.

- [Chuckles]
- Hmm.

- Mr. Punch?
- Uh-huh.

I understand you handle
people for commercials
and things like that.

lmight be able
to help you.

How'd you happen
to come to me?

I worked with a girl once
who said you were
a very good agent.

Janet Ames. You got her
a mattress commercial,
lbefieve.

- Oh, sure. Jan.
-Yeah.

Great gal.

lwas hoping
to see her again.

You wouldn‘t happen to have
her address, would you?

- Sure.
- Great.

In the meantime, uh,
you give me your background,

sign with me,
and I‘ll see what I can--

[Phone Rings]

Hello. Punch.
What?

- [Man On Phone, lndistinct]
- Where? Is she hurt bad?

Yeah, yeah.
All right. You told me.

Where are you?
The both of you?

All right.
Stay there and wait for me.

[Handset Settles in Cradle [

Uh, you were looking
for Janet’s address.

Not now, kid. I gotta split.
One of my clients--
They have a problem.

It'll only
take a minute.
Later. Tomorrow maybe.

Yeah. You come back tomorrow,
and we'll have
lots of time then.

[Bosley]
You’re positive that
this is Sabrina Duncan?

No. That’s why
I sent for you.

No purse, no identification.

But the three
who hit the boutique
match the description...

of the three who robbed
the sports arena.

Uh, what--
what’s he doing?
He’s from our lab.

If you can't
identify the lady,

we’ll have to take a set
of fingerprints.

There’ll be no need
for any fingerprints,
Sergeant.

That‘s Sabrina Duncan.

Okay, Fred.
Pack up.

Thanks very much,
Mr. Bosley.

I’m gonna have
to post a guard
outside the room...

until we can move her
to a prison ward.

I understand.
Of course.

But look, Sergeant.
Could I ask you
a small favor?

I‘d like to spend
just a few minutes
with her, if I could.

- We were very close friends.
You know?
- Sure.

Let’s go, Fred.
Thanks.

Boy, wouldn't you know?

I’ve got this dry feeling
in my throat,
and this is empty.

Do you know where
the water fountain is?

This should be full.

Never mind.
I’ll take care of it.

Thanks.
Thanks very much.

[Pinball Machine Clatters [

Okay, nice score.
Got a quarter, Mickey?

Oh, I'm afraid not,
Mr. Asher, but, uh,

maybe you can
send your boy here
out for some change.

Well.

That should buy
a lot of games.

About 10,000 dollars’ worth.
[Snapping Fingers]

Guess that makes us dead even,
right, Mr. Asher?

A man that lives
as close to the edge
as you do, Mickey,

shouldn't toss that word
”dead" around too easy.

[lmitating Humphrey Bogart]
”It‘s a rough life,
sweetheart,"

as Bogie would say.

Huh.

Yeah. See you around,
Mr. Asher.
Sure.

Hey, uh--

What gives?
lthought we were square.

We will be...

after you agree to make
one more telephone call
as Charlie Townsend.

Uh, but how, uh--

how’d you know about that?
Never mind.

Real smart act
you put together, Mickey.

You're a bright boy,
but you’re still
strictly a small-timer.

You go twice for petty cash
with a gimmick that could
open up a bank vault.

Now, me,
I got the perfect spot
for this routine of yours.

I’m-I'm afraid
it can‘t be done, Mr. Asher.

You see, one of the girls
got hurt today, and she--
So you get another girl.

Don’t you ever
say ”can't" to me.

Okay. Okay.

From now on,
I give the orders.
[Weakly ] Yes, sir.

And all you do is nod.
Yeah, okay. Okay.

[Lock Turns]
Hello.

Hi.
What you doin'?
Look at that.

You got a new outfit
and a new suitcase.
You gonna elope?

That‘s not a bad idea.

It sure beats being cooped up
in this chauvinistic place.

- Did you see that agent?
- Uh-uh.

I almost got
your look-alike’s address.

Then he got a phone call and
had to rush out. He told me
to come back tomorrow.

Close. I used Charlie’s
credit card and bought us all
some new clothes.

Great. That’ll teach him
to do this to us again.

Who cares
if we look great in here?
[Knocking]

I hope nobody followed you.

[Knocking Continues]
I don't think so.

[Bosley]
Hey it's me.
Sounds like Bosley.

Who is it?
It‘s me, Bosley.

Oh, Bosley.

Hello, fugitives.
Hi, Bos.

Ah, welcome
to Cell Block 11.

I've never been here before.
It’s very nice.
The lobby is lovely.

We wouldn‘t know.
We've been riding
up and down...

in the freight elevator
with the empty garbage cans.

Did you talk to Charlie?
Yeah. I talked to him
this morning.

He said
the most important thing is
to locate those three girls...

and whoever it is that
is impersonating Charlie
with the telephone calls.

That‘s the only sure way
to clear the company's name.

- Hey, hey, hey!
- Bosley.

I mean, we could've
figured that out
all by ourselves.

We've already got a lead
on one ofthe girls.

Oh, good. Then we've got
a lead on two of them.

Bree, the one that's
impersonating you
is Carol Brewster.

That’s her address
and all the background
that we have.

Where’d you get this?
Fingerprints.

- Fingerprints?
- Yeah.

Brewster and the other two
robbed a boutique
this morning,

and then she was hit by a car
during the getaway.

She's in the hospital
right now in a coma
with a police guard.

Then we're off the hook.

lfthey have her fingerprints,
they know it's not Bree and
they know we're not involved.

- Right.
- [Bosley] Wrong.

Why?
Because the police didn‘t
take her fingerprints.

I did, after I positively
identified her as being
Sabrina Duncan.

Wait a minute.
You told the police
that she was me?

Yes, because Charlie feels
that if the police
close in now,

they'll probably scatter
or at least the top man
would getaway.

But if they think
that you three
are still being blamed,

then they'll feel safe
and they won't have
their guard up.

Good old Charlie. First he
lets us live among the wolves,
then he throws us to them.

Uh, well, I don’t know.
Maybe it’s a good idea.

I mean, maybe the only way to
solve this thing is for one of
us to get into the gang.

That girl in the hospital
is a dead ringer for you,
Bree.

Well, Kelly did a--
a kind of a disguise thing...

when she went in
to talk to Sam Punch.

So I could do the same thing.
Only I'd have to just take it
one step farther.

Right. You can't look
too much like yourself,

or else they’ll know
who you are really.

Right. I'll just
have to do a--

a continuing impersonation
of—- of me.

Which is a much tougherjob
than my one visit
to Punch‘s office.

Yeah, but, Bree, at least
you got one thing
goin' for you.

I don’t know what.

You look an awful lot
like Sabrina Duncan.

Uh.

Hiya.

Uh, not now, honey.
it's a busy time.

- Why don’t you
come back, uh--
- I gotta be dreamin‘.

We're standing here talkin'
about a certain type of gal,
and in she walks.

Punch.

Yeah. She could be
Carol’s double.

[With East Coast Accent]
Carol.

You talkin'
about Carol Brewster?

Yeah.
Yeah?

loughta look like Carol.
I’m her sister, Sandy.

Oh, well, uh,
that explains it.

Let me tell you
what‘s happened here.

I came in to visit Carol
for the weekend.

Only | go to her apartment--
She‘s moved away.

Yeah, well, uh,
she’s staying
with some friends.

Yeah? Well, you know,
I figure, "What’s
goin' on here?"

So I look and I remember
that Mr. Punch is, uh--

is Carol’s agent,
you know?

So I say, "What could I do?
I could go to talk
to Mr. Punch,

and he'll tell me
where Carol is."

Wel|-- Sandy, is it?
Yeah. Sandy.
Sandy-- Carol's sister.

I got a little bad news.
Why don't you
sit down here.

What’s the matter?
Has something happened
to Carol?

No, she’s fine.
She had a slight accident.

She’s in the hospital
but she’s all right.
In the hospital?

Well, where? I should
go to her right now.

No, no. No, no.
Um, I think the best thing
you can do for your sister...

is to listen very carefully
to what I’m about to tell you.

- Sure.
- Now, she‘s getting
medical help,

but she‘s going to need
the best legal help.

And that’s very,
very expensive.

Legal help?

I’ll make sure
that she gets it,

but you can help
raise the money
to pay for that.

I'm sure you‘ll wanna do
everything that you can.

Oh, anything.
I would do anything.

- Anything?
- Anything.

[Doorbell Rings [

Hi, Mickey.
Hi.

Hello.
[Chuckles]
Oh.

Well, can‘t you
even say hello?

Hello. Sorry.
Nice to meet ya.

lthought you were Carol
out of the hospital at first.

She‘s the image of Carol.

Well, natural/y.
This is Sandy Brewster.
She’s Carol ’5 sister.

- Hiya. [Laughing]
- 0h.

No wonder. I’m Janet Ames,
and this is Annie Collins.
Hi, Janet. Annie.

Well, Sandy will be
using Carol‘s room,
and she’ll, uh--

Good.
be taking Carol‘s place
on our nextjob.

[Sabrina [
Ah, see?
Another one?

- Mickey, you said just two.
- Yeah, / know

But I got a partner now,
and he's calling the shots.

Look, he says
one more job, a big one.

We might all make enough money
to buy our own nightclub.

Oh, in that case,
maybe another one
wouldn’t hurt.

I don't know. I mean,
it all seemed so easy until--
until Carol got hurt.

Hey, accidents
happen anywhere.

Even Boy Scouts
get hit by cars.

Look, this big job
won 't have any risks.

- Believe me.
- Hey, Mickey.
Uh, where is it?

Well, |, uh--

I gotta check
with my partner.

- I'll let you know tomorrow.
- Who’s your partner?

Well, honey, you’re better off
not knowing this guy,
and that's a fact.

All right.
Well, look, uh,
get settled, get acquainted,

and I'll see you all
tomorrow.

Yeah.
Good night now.
Yeah.

Bye-bye.
Thanks a lot.

Ah.

[Asher]
Did you find another girl?

Oh, yeah.
Yeah, a great one.

Good. Now you can
make a phone call
to George Simmons.

I left his number
here on the table.

- Who is he?
- Top man in charge
ofthe Gand Corporation.

- Gand? That's a think tank
- Right.

I’ve been wantin'
to bust into their safe
for years.

What makes you think
a place like that
keeps a lot of cash?

They don't, but the papers
they keep in that safe
/ can sell for a million.

- [Whistles]
- It’s bad luck to whistle
in a dressing room.

Even lknow that.

M [ Band: Jazz]
[Tap Dancing]

Now make that call.
I’m due at the fights.

Look, will this, uh,
George Simmons know
who Charlie Townsend is?

They used to play golf
together.

Set it up for tomorrow night.
ill give you the game plan
tomorrow afiernoon.

N [ Continues]

Not a bad group.
They're crummy, man.

Now, who said
I was cuttin' him in?

/’m using his gimmick
That’s all

After they get
that safe open,

Mick and his three chickadees
are gonna get cut down
on the spot.

I gotta get some use outta
those security guards
I‘ve been payin’. Hmm?

All right.
These are the floor plans
of the Gand Corporation.

There are heavily guarded
checkpoints throughout
the entire building.

Do we bluff ourway
through all of them?
You won‘t have to.

George Simmons, the top man,
will meet you at the entrance,

and he'll escort you
right to the conference room.

-I thought we were
after a safe.

-You are.
That’s where the safe is.

They keep all
their important papers
in the conference room.

And the top secret ones,
they keep in the safe.

Those are the ones
we is after.
What do we do
with George Simmons?

You won’t have to do anything
with George Simmons.

As soon as he opens the safe,
get him to unlock
the side door they never open.

My partner and I
will be outside, and we'll
take care of Mr. Simmons.

We finally gonna get
to meet your partner?

Well, tonight at 7:00,
if you remember to open
the side door.

- Right.
- [Chuckling ] Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, wait, Mickey.
Mickey, one thing.

Could you do Charlie Townsend
for us, huh?

Oh, yeah.
That‘s not very hard.

He’s, uh--

[lmitating Charlie’s Voice]
He’s really very polished,
warm and friendly.

I entertained
at a charity affair
he attended last month.

That’s right, Charlie.
He actually sounded like you,
even better.

0h. That‘s because
the telephone filters
some ofthe charm...

out of my low tones.

I remember him
from that
charity party though.

He sat at our table
for a while
and was very chummy.

Well, that was because
he was trying to learn
how to do your voice.

Mm-hmm. He's given no hint
who this partner of his
might be?

No, but there's definitely
somebody pullin‘ the strings.

[ Charlie]
it’s nice to know they’ll both
be on the scene tonight.

it’s our big chance
to get everyone in volved

I'll phone George Simmons
and tell him that first call
was a fake.

I’ll ask him to have
those secret papers
moved out of the safe.

Then l’ll ask him to go along
with the original plan.

Once Mickey Biggs
and his partner are inside,
you three can take ’em.

We three? Uh, Charlie,
I’m the only one
that‘s in the gang.

And you’re forgetting
that Bosley is a very
ingenious switch artist.

I'd never send you
into a situation
like this alone, Sabrina.

But if those bogus Angels
can impersonate you,

why can‘t you all
impersonate them?

Well, it's a good idea,
if it works.

[Sabrina ]
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Now, I don’t know
whether it’s down--
I think it’s over here.

I’m sorry.
Why did you park
so far away?

I’m sorry.
Idon‘t know
the neighborhood.

Why didn’t you
let me drive you
to find those slacks?

You go with me,
I buy what you like.
I don‘t buy what I like.

I'm sorry.
Where is it?

I'm sorry. I thought
it was on this block.

- Maybe it's one block over.
- Which way?

Aw, would you look at that?
I’m all outta gum,
and I‘m nervous.

Gum helps to calm me down.
l’m gonna get some more.
/’/I be right back.

You just wait for me
right here.
Wait for me.

Gum.

Gum. That girl
is weird.

[Tires Screech ]

[Dirkson ] All right, ladies.
Hold it right there.
[Janet Scoffs]

Oh, what is this?

Uh, Kris, Kelly, it’s me.
I’m sorry. I’m the Judas.

- Who the devil are you?
- Now, look, Angels,
there's no use in bluffing.

The only reason
I arranged this meeting
was to turn you in.

- / couldn ’t allow you to keep
going on your rampage.

- He’s nuts.
We don’t know him.

I understand how you feel,
and I’m sorry.
I don’t blame you.

All right.
We’re goin’ downtown.
Put ’em in the car, Mike.

Oh! This is false arrest!
I mean, we‘ll sue!

Yeah. Well, that's
all three of 'em.

We, uh, want to thank you for
your cooperation, Mr. Bosley.
Yeah.

You know, there's room
for you in the front.
[Car Doors Closing]

No. No, thanks.
I think I'll just
take a little walk.

I‘d like to be alone.
Well, we’ll be in touch.

Yeah.
Okay.

- [Man] Oh, hello. You must
be Charlie Townsend’s group.
- [Kelly] Hi.

Hi.
You make us sound
like rock singers.

I’m George Simmons.
I’m Sabrina Duncan. This is
Kris Munroe and Kelly Garrett.

We have identification
if you care to see it.
No, no. I believe you.

Although I must admit,
I also thought that first call
was from Charlie.

He had a pretty clever
thing goin'.

Did you take
the important papers
out of your safe?

Oh, yes. / put them
in my own office safe.

Okay.
Do your security people
know what’s goin‘ on?

No. Charlie seemed to feel
there might be a leak.

He said you three
could handle it alone.

Hope so.

- Shall we get on with it?
- All right, fine.

It’s all right, John.

No guard?
Oh, no.
There‘s no need.

I'm the only one
who has a key.

Okay.

Well, there it is.
That’s the target.
Impressive.

I believe ourjob now
is to convince you
to open it.

Yes. I believe that’s exactly
what the fake caller
asked me to do.

- Could you open it for us,
please?
- Oh, sure, sure.

There‘s nothing in it now
except old Pentagon memos.

Great. Okay, look,
/ think this is the part...

where Kelly and I
try to convince you
to open that door,

and Kris checks the dial
on the safe.
Right.

You know, this door
hasn’t been opened in years.

It only leads to the alley.
I'm sure they're aware
ofthat, Mr. Simmons.

if you it just open the door
and let them in,

and please don‘t try
to be a hero, all right?

[Key Turning ln Lock]

Mickey.
Hey, you did
a good job, kid.

Pat her on the back later.
Stand easy, Simmons.

Let’s get into that safe.
Toby, get in there and start
throwin‘ out boxes.

- Okay, drop the gun
or you’re a dead man.
- You stand easy too, mister.

- Mister? Hey--
- Drop it!

[ Gun Clatters
0n Floor]
Hey, you‘re not Annie.

That‘s right.
This time Charlie
sent in the first team.

My, my, my. You ladies
are really quite remarkable.

Oh, good.
You certainly got here
at the right time.

They sure did.

You take that gun
out of my spine,

or those guards are gonna
blow your pretty head off.

Don‘t be ridiculous.
They work for me.

He’s not kidding,
Mr. Simmons.

You all just better
do what he says.

Ah-ah-ah-ah!
No, no.

Shoot! Shoot!

Why don't you get up
real slowly now.

Real slow.

And, Mr. Simmons,
why don ’t you go over
to that telephone...

and call some guards
who do work for you.

Hey, what about me?
I mean, I didn't even
come in here with a gun.

- They made me come in.
- Say it like Charlie, Mickey.

It'd sound
a lot more convincing.

Well, well, well.

Don‘t you all
look industrious.

Hmm. It feels so good
to relax.

And walk in
front doors again.

I'm thinkin‘ about
writing an article...

about how Charlie Townsend
kept three women
in the Rochester Club.

I think we should all
pose for pictures.

I wouldn’t if I were you,
not after that
mattress commercial.

- [Laughing ] Oh, thanks!
- You know what I‘m gonna do?

I'm gonna have Bosley
endorse the article,

since he was
the only witness.

Hmm.
[Phone Rings]

Oh, saved by the bell.

[ Speakerphone
Button Clicks]
Charlie?

[ Charlie imitating
Humphrey Bogart ]
Don ’t take things for granted.

- Lemme talk to them Ange/s.
- [Mouthing Words]

[lmitating Katharine Hepburn]
Charlie, darling. Thank you
so much for the calla lilies.

They're so terribly,
terribly lovely.

You deserve 'em, sweetheart.
Who else is there?

[lmitating Vivien Leigh]
Uh, I’m here, Charlie.

After all,
tomorrow is another day.

- [ Charlie Drops imitation ]
Sabrina, are you there?
- No!

- No impressions from you?
- No. I‘ve been doin’ myself
for two days already.

And very well too.
Thank you very much.

As a matter of fact,
I do think it's my turn.
I do Sydney Greenstreet.

[lmitating Sydney Greenstreet]
My dear Mr. Spade. Hmml
You‘re a most devious man.

I’m going to have to keep
a very close eye on you
from now on.

- Do you understand that,
Spade?
- [ Charlie Laughs ]

- All right, Bosley Your turn.
- Well, Charlie, I--

Very funny, Spade.
Very funny.

- [Giggling ]
- [Both Laughing]

Very--
[ Chuckles ]
funny.

[Charlie]
Oh, come on now,
Bosley.

Oh, save your breath,
Charlie.
Sydney just left.

[Both Laughing]
[ Laughing ]
He’s terrific.