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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:02,554 CHARLIE: Once upon a time, 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,513 there were three little girls who went to the police academy, 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,791 two in [as Ange/es. .. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:16,749 the other in San Francisco, 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:22,114 and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. 6 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,470 but i took them away from all that, 7 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,273 and now they work for me. 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,118 My name is Charlie. 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,278 [m] 10 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,153 [m] 11 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:36,909 That was terrific. 12 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:37,996 Now, Bosley, you remember 13 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,599 to thank Charlie for the tickets. 14 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,433 Oh, you can thank him yourself in the morning. 15 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,432 You don't mean in person, finally? 16 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,670 Oh, no, no, no. 17 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,393 On the phone, from Max‘s office. 18 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,755 Max? Who's Max? 19 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:48,916 Max is the fella 20 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,349 that gave this little charity shindig. 21 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,477 You mean the guy who owns the ice show? 22 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:56,116 Yeah, well, he's an old friend of Charlie's. 23 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,509 Why do | get the feeling 24 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,074 that this was not strictly for fun? 25 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,230 Uh-huh... 26 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,714 Well, as a matter of fact, 27 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,558 Max has had a few minor problems lalely. 28 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,876 What kind of problems, Bosley? 29 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,430 Well, a couple nights ago, somebody broke into his office. 30 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,789 You mean he was robbed? 31 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,553 Well, not exactly. Max isn't sure. 32 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,398 It seems somebody broke into his files, 33 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:15,993 Well, that doesn't make much sense. 34 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,713 Well, it might not mean anything, 35 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,109 but we'll talk to Max, 36 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,311 and ifwe've got a job, then we're working, 37 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,079 and if not... well, come on. 38 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,236 We've had a good time. 39 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,432 Even ifl didn't get much of my candy apple. 40 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,955 It was delicious. 41 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,318 [m] 42 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,836 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 43 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,033 [TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING] 44 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,672 Yeah? 45 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,359 This is Billy. 46 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,873 About a halfan hour. 47 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,151 They're practicing one of the numbers. 48 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:01,632 Remember, you promised not to touch her, just him. 49 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,595 You got my money? 50 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,555 Billy don't break his word. Door's gonna be open. 51 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,671 Half an hour. 52 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,393 Okay. 53 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,394 [m] 54 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,069 Here. 55 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,032 Thank you, Billy. 56 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,515 Sure... 57 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,558 Boy, it's too bad 58 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,269 you have to keep taking all those pills, Helene. 59 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,677 Keeps the old asthma under control. 60 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,916 How come you never help me with my skates, Billy? 61 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,590 Don‘t tease him, Jack. 62 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,636 Mm, you've got great hands. 63 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,799 Hey, easy, Billy. 64 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,636 JACK: You got any plans for tonight? 65 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,797 HELENE: No. 66 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,032 Mm, that feels great. 67 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,113 Why don't you knock off for the night, Billy-boy? 68 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,273 Mm... Night, Billy. 69 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,118 Thank you. 70 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,439 [HELENE GIGGLING] 71 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,559 [m] 72 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,794 0h, sir? 73 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,314 Sir, sir... 74 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,079 Um, sir, excuse me. 75 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,271 Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir. 76 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,754 Just wondering, uh-- 77 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,270 Iwas wondering, sir, if, um... 78 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,872 itl might negotiate a loan. 79 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:18,990 What? 80 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,235 A loan, sir. 81 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,597 Iwould like to make a loan. 82 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,872 Well, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. 83 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,234 [m] 84 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,278 MAX: Charlie, what is this? 85 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,795 I call you for help and what do | wind up with? 86 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:32,751 Three cheerleaders 87 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,712 and a guy who inhales nuts. 88 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,149 CHARLIE: They'l/he/p, Max. 89 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,196 Trust me. 90 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,396 "Trust me," he says. 91 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,272 First, somebody breaks into my office, 92 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,516 now my two lead skaters are gone-- vanished. 93 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,872 In six days, I officially open the season. 94 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,872 Opening night, we're sold out. 95 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,270 Movie stars, big oil men from the Middle East... 96 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,118 And what do l have? 97 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,435 I'll tell you what I have. 98 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,915 Missing stars is what I have! 99 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,872 A show is what I have not. 100 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,230 When were they last seen? 101 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,191 Last night. 102 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,993 Billy left them in the training room. 103 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,190 Who's Billy? 104 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,959 Billy? Well... 105 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,196 He's sort of our goler, our flunky. 106 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,351 Nice fella-- good strong back. 107 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,318 Above the neck? Not so strong. 108 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,110 Anyway, Billy saw Jack and Helene together 109 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,555 having a... 110 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,398 well, a little hanky-panky, 111 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,590 if you know what I mean. 112 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:21,915 Jack and Helene, are they married? 113 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,912 Jack, yes. Helene, no. 114 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,595 If you get my drift, young lady. 115 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,155 Have you checked with Jack's wife? 116 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,873 Aw, for... 117 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,713 Charlie, will you please tell these girls 118 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,031 that I'm not just another pretty face... 119 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,550 Of course, I checked with his wife. 120 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,199 She doesn't know where he's at. 121 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,118 Have you checked Helene's apartment? 122 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,310 I called. 123 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,953 She's not there. Hasn't been. 124 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,595 Well, why don't you just call the police? 125 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,199 [CHUCKLING] 126 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,710 Why don't I call the newspapers too? 127 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,989 And tell the ticket-buying public 128 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,952 that my stars are missing? 129 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,915 Charlie, are you sure these people can help me? 130 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,590 Trust me, Max. 131 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,634 Angels, find out why they're missing. 132 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,712 P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT: Rehearsal in 10 minutes, everybody 133 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,474 10 minutes... 134 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,835 May l have your attention, please? 135 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,590 There will be a crew call at 3:30 this afternoon. 3:30. 136 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,672 You with the ice show? 137 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,557 The only ice I want to see is at the bottom of a glass. 138 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,668 My so-called husband is the lead skater. 139 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,593 Jack Ward? I hear he's a terrific skater. 140 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,509 Yeah, skater, 10. Husband, zero. 141 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,511 Damn! 142 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,955 Did you lose something? 143 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,669 Yeah, him... 144 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,195 and the keys to the Chevy. 145 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,549 Hey, listen, 146 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,074 I'm going downtown anyway. 147 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,510 I could drop you off at the locksmith. 148 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,478 I might as well. 149 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,074 Thanks. 150 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,318 lgot a feeling he ain't coming back. 151 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,358 You mean he disappeared? 152 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,591 That's what I mean, love. 153 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,711 Wow. You must be really broken-up. 154 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,877 I'm devastated. 155 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,036 I'm sorry, Helene. 156 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,998 They said they wouldn't touch you. 157 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,719 They promised me. 158 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,958 But they lied. 159 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:35,671 You gotta believe me, Helene, it wasn't my fault. 160 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,672 I'm sorry. 161 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,399 [DOOR OPENING] 162 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,036 There will be a costume fitting for everyone involved at 4:00. 163 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,551 4:00. Don't be late. 164 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,836 Is this it? 165 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,076 What? 166 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,591 No whirlpool? No electrotherapy? 167 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,916 What kind of a training room is this? 168 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,349 The show travels a lot. 169 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,592 Ah... Very astute. 170 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,916 It isn't economically feasible 171 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,269 to take them with you 172 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,276 when you travel. 173 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,276 And you? 174 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,879 Me? What? 175 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,749 Well, you are obviously one of the key members 176 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,559 ofthis organization. 177 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,432 What is your name? 178 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,597 Everybody calls me Billy. 179 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,030 Good, Billy... 180 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,278 We'll need someone to run the show from backstage, 181 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,470 if you know what I mean. 182 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,349 Lady, you ain't supposed to be in here. 183 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,272 Oh, yes, of course, lam, Billy. 184 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,913 You see, I'm Sabrina Duncan. 185 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,474 I represent the conglomerate 186 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,268 that will most probably buy this show from Max Brown, 187 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,750 lock, stock, and barrel-- personnel included. 188 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,031 Of course, you don't have to worry, Billy. 189 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,311 You will have a job with us. 190 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,795 Oh, thank you. 191 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,355 Now, Billy... 192 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,158 It's usually people like you 193 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,078 who know the true facts. 194 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,557 The girl who disappeared, Helene, 195 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,432 what's her last name? 196 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,470 It's Robinson. 197 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,398 It's Helene Robinson. 198 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,430 She was the best. 199 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,470 Was? 200 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,630 Isl 201 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,796 And, uh, what about Jack Ward? 202 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,274 He's a bum. He's no good. 203 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,476 Well, that's a very interesting 204 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,676 point of view. 205 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:17,949 Lady, you don't belong in here. 206 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,993 Now, I understand that Helene just disappeared. 207 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,271 Well, that's not very professional, is it? 208 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,874 It's their fault. 209 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,195 She wasn't supposed-- 210 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,669 Whose fault? 211 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,836 Come on, Billy. 212 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,348 What are you trying to say? 213 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,915 Lady, you ain't supposed to be in here. 214 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,151 If I am to evaluate things properly, 215 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,156 I must understand 216 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,351 the odd disappearance of our stars. 217 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,670 Don't say anything bad about Helene. 218 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,830 I wouldn't dream of it. 219 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,309 Lady, I told you. 220 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,477 You ain't supposed to be in here. 221 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,518 That's it-- look up everything, 222 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,829 nice and neat. 223 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:51,916 There's a place for everything, 224 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,519 and there's a place for everything 225 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,717 and everything in its place. 226 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,115 Would you care to explain 227 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,992 your relationship with Helene Robinson? 228 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,840 I told you, I don't want to talk about that. 229 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,269 Can't you understand? 230 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,508 Yes, okay. All right. 231 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,835 I've got it. 232 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,190 l have it. Thank you much. Very informative. 233 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,080 Very, very, very enlightening. Thank you. 234 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,554 [m] 235 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,312 Did you think about what I asked? 236 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,555 Look, we weren't kidding. 237 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,636 She's got asthma. 238 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,951 She needs those pills. 239 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,719 Look, whatever you had in mind, 240 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,316 it doesn't include killing us, or you'd have done it by now. 241 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,830 Please, the pills are in the top drawer in her dresser. 242 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,235 You can't miss them. 243 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,238 A small brown bottle. 244 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,792 Hey, look, you can't just let her die. 245 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,473 We're here-- We're here to kill the traitors. 246 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,911 If someone else dies, it will look bad for us. 247 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,679 Maybe we should go to the apartment, 248 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,150 get her medication. 249 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,150 First things first. 250 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,990 The guard at the arena. 251 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,750 [m] 252 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,675 Hello. 253 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,830 Come over here, please. 254 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,118 Yeah, what can I do for you? 255 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,431 [TIRES SQUEALING] 256 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,800 SABRINA: listen, lam telling you, 257 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,275 Billy knows more than he's saying. 258 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,555 He almost spilled it. 259 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,671 When I pushed him, he got a little dangerous. 260 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,631 Oh, please. 261 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,239 My Billy's a pussycat. 262 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,351 You just pushed the wrong button. 263 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,834 Your 'pussyoat" has a record 264 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,798 of assault and battery, Max. 265 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,078 All right, so a long time ago, he was a little short-tempered, 266 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,315 but believe me, 267 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,033 he is not responsible for Helene's disappearance. 268 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,514 He loves her. 269 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,995 A lot of strange things happen In the name of love. 270 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,794 i think you'd better check her apartment, Sabrina. 271 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,559 Good idea, Charlie. 272 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,359 Check her apartment for what? 273 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,749 What will you be looking for? 274 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,758 Well, I'll try to figure out if she's been abducted, 275 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,190 or if she's gone away for the weekend to play. 276 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,795 I don't think it's romance. 277 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,479 Shirley said, after a couple of drinks, 278 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,716 that Jackie-baby always comes home to mama. 279 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,070 This time, he didn't. 280 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,310 I vote for foul play. 281 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,636 Is this beautiful, Charlie? 282 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,750 The children are voting. 283 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,189 My life is at stake, 284 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,755 and they're holding democratic election! 285 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,393 How about some results? 286 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,750 Soon, Max, soon. 287 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,832 But, first, you've got to hire us on as skaters. 288 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,559 Skaters? 289 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,716 Alvin will never buy it. 290 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,109 Who's Alvin? 291 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,355 My director. 292 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,119 I'll just have to tell him who you are. 293 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,276 Well, you can't do that, Max. 294 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,471 You can't risk blowing our cover. 295 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,836 Shall we hit the ice for a little practice? 296 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,194 Just my luck. 297 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,436 Jill skates like a pro, and | get this assignment, 298 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,671 and all the bruises. 299 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,593 Yeah, Max, i got the flu, 300 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,711 but my cousin is going to fill in for me 301 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,319 until I get better. 302 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,750 He knows the ropes, Max. 303 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,157 There's an extra uniform right in the locker. 304 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,793 Oh, you can just send me the check. 305 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,315 That's all right. Yeah. 306 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,160 Max, listen. I got to say goodbye. 307 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,159 I'll talk to you later. 308 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,158 How did I do, huh? 309 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,151 Hey, what about the pill-- 310 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,836 Welcome to the club. 311 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,155 What's going on here? 312 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:08,355 It can destroy six traitors in 1.8 seconds. 313 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,995 You shoot very well at melons. 314 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,833 Can you do the same with people? 315 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:17,358 Pay as you promised, we'll do what you want. 316 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,876 From now on, you do not know me or Kalik. 317 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,030 You understand? 318 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,873 We understand. 319 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,036 Good day, lovely people. 320 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,435 Are you aware 321 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,918 that I am now borrowing money at 18% perannum? 322 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,390 Clear the ice for auditions, please. 323 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,756 Clear the ice for auditions. 324 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,032 Sufficient. Absolutely sufficient. 325 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,038 I've seen enough. 326 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,594 Well, what do you think? 327 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,359 They are amateurs. 328 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,516 Just a little. 329 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,358 You like them, you run the show. 330 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,073 Oh, no. No. No. 331 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,435 Your decision. 332 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,188 On the ice, I back you up. 333 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,509 El con job. Let's go. 334 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,278 Uh, girls... 335 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,913 You know, when you showed us that turn, 336 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,236 the way you came out of it was so beautiful, 337 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,511 I mean, you just stopped and... 338 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,114 it was great. 339 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,799 It's Canoe, isn't it? 340 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,718 Oh, I knew it was Canoe. 341 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,039 You know, what with your body chemistry, 342 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,150 it's like, I don't know... 343 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,396 it's like gardenias in the fall. 344 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,314 Oh, really? How nice. Thank you. 345 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,834 Listen, girls, I'm sorry, but... 346 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,317 You know, you just stopped, and you were so graceful. 347 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,592 What is it that you do to make it seem so... 348 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,916 so-- what is the word, Kris? 349 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,310 So, so... Organic. 350 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,635 Right, right. 351 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,478 You know, you could have been a ballet dancer. 352 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,116 Don't tell anyone, but I was. 353 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,469 The Hoboken Nureyev. 354 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,832 You see? I knew it. 355 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,076 You know, Alvin, you're really outrageous. 356 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,315 Oh? 357 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,033 Well, I mean, who else could getaway 358 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,469 with fuchsia and magenta? 359 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,677 Oh, and you make it work too. 360 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,995 How did you think of that combination? 361 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,068 Oh, I just don't let myself go to sleep 362 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,271 until I choose the next day's outfit. 363 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,319 ljust toss and turn until it's just right. 364 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,437 "Righteous" is the word. 365 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,550 Right. 366 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,592 You know, I think that you girls 367 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,440 have actually conned me into hiring you. 368 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,598 You definitely are not pros, 369 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,836 but you do bring a certain... 370 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,199 je ne sais quoi elegance into this world of ready-mades. 371 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,438 Alvin, we'll never be able to thank you. 372 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,315 Probably not, but try, dears, oh, I beg of you, try! 373 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,396 Okay. 374 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,470 I hope you don't mind my asking, but who the devil are you? 375 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,716 I'm Olga. 376 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,194 This is Luisi. 377 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,190 Olga, Luisi. 378 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,714 Terrific. 379 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,876 What are you doing here? 380 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,559 We heard a rumor 381 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,354 that your lead skaters have disappeared. 382 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,631 Ugly news travels fast, 383 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,512 but what has that got to do with you? 384 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,074 We would like to audition. 385 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,475 Audition? 386 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,751 You mean to replace them? 387 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,957 We watched the show in Detroit. 388 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,719 We studied all the routines. 389 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:49,870 They are simple. 390 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,149 I developed the routines. 391 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,634 I don't think they're simple. 392 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,871 No, no, no. She means, they're simply beautiful. 393 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,755 This is either a daydream or a nightmare. 394 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,634 If you have the music, we will show you. 395 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,114 Well, why not? 396 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,914 "Alvin's Gong Show--" amateurs and nuts. 397 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,110 Hit the music, Sam. 398 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,908 Cue six. 399 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,035 [m] 400 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:52,789 ilfwe only have Iove...l1 401 00:25:53,720 --> 00:26:00,273 I‘ Then tomorrow will dawn J 402 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:06,476 l‘ And the days of our years J 403 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:13,313 It Will rise on that morn it 404 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:21,478 ilfwe only have lover 405 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:28,512 l‘ We can reach those in pain P 406 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:34,875 It We can heal all the wounds J 407 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:41,076 It We can use our own names it 408 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:48,993 ilfwe only have lover 409 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:55,150 l‘ We can melt all the guns P 410 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:02,077 rAnd then give the new world P 411 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:08,037 P To our daughters and sons P 412 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:16,953 ilfwe only have lover 413 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:23,594 It We will never bow down it 414 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:30,228 l‘ We'll be tall as the pines J 415 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:36,675 It Neither heroes nor clowns it 416 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:43,838 ilfwe only have lover 417 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:50,275 J‘ For the songs that we sing P 418 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:56,835 P Then we'll have a way out P 419 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:03,229 l‘ Ifwe only have love N 420 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,798 Oh, I have only one thing to say. 421 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,991 Where have you been all my life? 422 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,793 You are both exquisite. 423 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,957 Whoever you are, you're hired. 424 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,036 You open the show. 425 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,952 Alvin, stop the auditions. 426 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,755 Work with them day and night and in between. 427 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,632 Work? What's to work? 428 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,353 They are perfection. 429 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,959 Just like me. 430 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,474 I can't tell you what it means 431 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,510 to see skating like this. 432 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,516 You are just wonderful. 433 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,870 Wonderful. 434 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,156 They're in. 435 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,953 You'd better go to the apartment 436 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,389 and get the pills. 437 00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,669 Now. 438 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,835 They're fabulous. 439 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,553 Makes me want to hang up my skates. 440 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,030 Yes, aren't they? 441 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,912 What's the matter? 442 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,952 Well, I don't know much about professional skaters, 443 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,719 but this all seems so easy. 444 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,036 Just doesn't make sense. 445 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,117 Listen, maybe we'd better talk to Bree about it. 446 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,112 Well, it'll have to be later, 447 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,590 because she's checking out Helene's apartment. 448 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,599 Let's go. Practice makes perfect. 449 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,279 Okay? 450 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,238 Oh, excuse me. 451 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,272 [KEYS RATTLING] 452 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,915 [SCREAMS] 453 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,036 Excuse me, can I borrow your truck? 454 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,958 It's an emergency. 455 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,958 Why are you holding your hands like that? 456 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,036 Oh, I'm sorry. 457 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,389 I'll bring it back... 458 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,075 Sorry. 459 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,033 Hi there. 460 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,389 Out of the truck, please, miss. 461 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,477 Listen-- I know you're probably wondering-- 462 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,915 Out of the truck. 463 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,792 Yes, sir. Your way. 464 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,513 License, please. 465 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,273 Uh... 466 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,592 That would be a driver's license? 467 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,916 That's the idea. 468 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,235 Well, look, 469 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,834 you're never going to believe this, 470 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,235 but I don't have it with me. 471 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,788 You see, I left it in the room 472 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,036 when I took my gun out of my purse to... 473 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,190 to... to shoot at the gorilla 474 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,959 who was driving the limousine. 475 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,395 The gorilla... driving the limousine? 476 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:24,719 Well, I mean, no, it wasn't really a gorilla. 477 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,234 I mean, a gorilla can't drive... 478 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,635 Even if he did have his license. 479 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,158 It was a person in a gorilla mask... 480 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,113 Have you been drinking, ma'am? 481 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,833 Oh, no. No, no, no. No. 482 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,030 Scout's honor. 483 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,039 Is this your truck? 484 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,753 No. No. 485 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,393 I rented this truck. 486 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,153 Well, actually, 487 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,358 I didn't rent this truck. 488 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,631 I borrowed this truck. 489 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,591 Borrowed? 490 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:57,995 You could say that. 491 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,788 You stole the truck. 492 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,470 You could say that too. 493 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,273 Listen, look. 494 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,318 I can clear this whole thing up. 495 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,319 I am a private detective. 496 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,034 Now, if... A detective. 497 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,514 Yeah. 498 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,479 Lady, I believe everything you've said today. 499 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,710 But you know what? 500 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,955 Uh... 501 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:26,676 You don't believe I'm a detective? 502 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,313 I'm afraid not. 503 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,073 How do you spell "gorilla"? 504 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,877 KELLY: / wonder what Charlie's going to say-- 505 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,674 You mean about the cost of Sabrina's bail? 506 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,109 It really adds up, doesn't it? 507 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,078 Operating a vehicle without a license, 508 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,072 stealing a truck, reckless driving, 509 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,833 and I never even heard of "felony littering." 510 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:44,876 Bah! 511 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,315 While Sabrina's busy 512 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,431 turning into one of the 10 Most Wanted, 513 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,278 what have we learned? 514 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,709 Did Helene's apartment tell you anything? 515 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,951 Well, it tells me she probably didn't go away 516 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,719 for a romantic weekend. 517 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,393 Shelefl her most expensive perfume, 518 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,511 and her eyelashes, and all that stuff. 519 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,353 Iguess that pretty much confirms 520 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,915 Helene's disappearance as a kidnap victim. 521 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,315 I'll take one too, Bos. 522 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,796 Pretty much. 523 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:08,990 Listen, whoever it was 524 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,556 has a good set of teeth prints on his right hand. 525 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,590 If it was Billy, 526 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,916 I think I can get close enough to find out. 527 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,189 He likes me. 528 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,999 Yeah, well, if it was Billy, 529 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,116 I wouldn't get too close. 530 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,908 He's not fully domesticated yet. 531 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,071 I'll have a double. 532 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,674 You got it. 533 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,798 Okay, boys and girls, from the top. 534 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,999 Ready, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 535 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,953 one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 536 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:38,956 One, two-- 537 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,958 Wait! Hold it, hold it, hold it. 538 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,468 Let's go back. 539 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,109 Take it from the follow-up. 540 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:50,190 Ready, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 541 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,711 one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 542 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,750 one, two-- 543 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,950 Wait, hold it! Hold it! 544 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,468 Take five. 545 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,318 When I say five, 546 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,909 I mean 300 seconds, and start counting. 547 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,392 One one-thousand, two... 548 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,798 I'm sorry, Alvin. 549 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,314 I'll practice that move tonight, okay? 550 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,034 Honey, you don't have enough nights in your life 551 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,639 to get that move. 552 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,713 I am going to take you out of this line 553 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,995 and turn you over to Michael. 554 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,474 Who's Michael? 555 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,994 Our top clown. 556 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,474 He'll put you in a red nose, 557 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,835 a pillow here, a pillow there,... 558 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,269 I hate to ruin such a figure, 559 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,993 but this way, if you... 560 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,111 if you fall, they'll think it's funny. 561 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,196 Okay? 562 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,350 Now go... 563 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,113 All right, boys and girls, it's back to work. 564 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,874 Now... What? 565 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,149 What's that for? 566 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,630 For being a sweet guy and not firing me. 567 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,831 I can't stand gushy. Now go. 568 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,075 All right, boys and girls, 569 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,710 we're going to take it back from the top... 570 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,389 Ready and... 571 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,429 [DOOR OPENING] 572 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,354 When do I go in? 573 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,636 Soon. 574 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,434 I need two days to fix the guns. 575 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,233 Fix them right. 576 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,030 [KNOCKING] 577 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,072 If you're Alvin, go away. 578 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,429 the muskets aren't ready yet. 579 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,233 And if I'm not? 580 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,714 They told me you could fix anything. 581 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,553 I think my blade's a little loose. 582 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,553 Oh, sure. No sweat. This is what blew me out. 583 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,596 Excuse me? 584 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,638 You see. See this? 585 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,439 I used to do two flips with a roll 586 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,716 over more barrels than you got freckles. 587 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,391 Then one day, I landed perfect, elevation and everything. 588 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,472 Blade snapped, and so did this leg. 589 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,036 I really appreciate this. 590 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,316 You're new around here, aren't you? 591 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,431 Sometimes I feel like a stranger in a crowd. 592 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,915 Everybody knows what's going on except me. 593 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,912 What's to know about? 594 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,195 Well, I mean, 595 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,198 about your two lead skaters disappearing. 596 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,435 You mean Helene and Jack? 597 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:19,598 Yeah. Do you have any idea what happened to them? 598 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,190 Sure, sure. That's easy. I figure they're dead. 599 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,993 They're just dead, that's all. 600 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,191 Oh... Well, how come you figure that? 601 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,799 Well, when you get ice in your blood, 602 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:29,990 you just don't up and leave. 603 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,111 Why, you take me. Gimpy old me. 604 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,356 If I get too far away from ice, I get nervous. 605 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,159 Yeah, they must be dead. 606 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,238 It doesn't seem to bother you very much. 607 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,629 Being human is a terminal illness. 608 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,036 We all deserve what we get when we deserve it. 609 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,675 Yeah, Ifigure they must be dead. 610 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,315 There's a limit, Max, to what a person can take. 611 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,113 All right, Alvin. Steady, steady! 612 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,317 We're waiting for the muskets, Iggy! 613 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,749 You are asking about the muskets? 614 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,029 Your hearing is perfect. 615 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,156 All right. 616 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,591 Excuse me if you will, gentlemen. 617 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,233 Here you are, my darling. 618 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,430 Put that up to your shoulder, 619 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,312 and face that way... 620 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,510 and aim at them. 621 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,274 Now come on, deaf, just like we've been rehearsing. 622 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,310 One, and two, 623 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,033 and aim, 624 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,276 and fire... 625 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,996 Perfect! 626 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,110 MAX: Even better than perfect. 627 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,071 All right, now, 628 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,270 when will they all be fixed? 629 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,556 Well, I figure if I work all night, 630 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,512 you can have them tomorrow for rehearsal. 631 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,997 Well, in that case, Iggy, you are perfect too. 632 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,838 I know. 633 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,111 Okay, work, work, work, work! 634 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,190 Would you be interested 635 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,708 in advancing Mason Fairchild 636 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,709 a loan payable within the year at 12% interest, 637 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,194 and that is much better 638 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,038 than anything the banks are offering. 639 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,355 No thanks. 640 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,434 And I thought this territory was going to pay dividends. 641 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:10,314 l have been here for more than one week, 642 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,874 and thus far, 643 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,559 have not been compensated enough 644 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,512 to drown a termite, 645 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,199 much less wet a man's whistle, 646 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,708 but, of course, it... 647 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,594 You've been here for over a week? 648 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,838 Through thick and thin. 649 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,549 Foul weather and worse. 650 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,749 I say, you don't happen to have a little... 651 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,429 a little drink in that bag of yours, do you? 652 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,797 No, but if you'd answer a few questions for me, 653 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,071 I might be able to work something out. 654 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,512 Are you intimating that l have my price? 655 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,712 Yes. 656 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,277 Ah, sweet nectar. 657 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,596 Okay, now, Mason. 658 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,438 Could you tell me 659 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,597 if you've seen anything out of the ordinary 660 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,950 since you've been staying outside the ice show? 661 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:10,389 Would you believe a long, blue thing... 662 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,318 that spits money 663 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,160 and sucks people up right off the street? 664 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,795 Must have been 30 feet long. 665 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,798 What? 666 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,196 Young lady, please pay attention. 667 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,234 In five minutes, I will not be coherent. 668 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,788 I'm sorry. 669 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,957 Could you... could you just tell me that again? 670 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:35,439 Long and blue with smoked windows. 671 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,312 A limousine! 672 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,158 A blue limousine. 673 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,477 You are a believer. 674 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,433 I think I have seen it... 675 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:48,709 It sits there like a beast, 676 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,510 and it spits them out and sucks them in. 677 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,159 Just like a vacuum cleaner. Whoosh. 678 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,637 Listen, Mason, 679 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,758 I wasn't close enough to get the license plate. 680 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,314 Did you happen to get it? 681 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,631 Oh, no, no, no, no. 682 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,718 They only do that in 1930 movies. 683 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,118 On the other hand, it was in the 1930 684 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,079 that they had a superb sherry. 685 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,277 It was called "diplomat." 686 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,519 The most incredible bouquet. 687 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,157 "Diplomat," that's what it said on the license plate. 688 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,079 "Diplomat"? You sure? 689 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,796 Young lady, do I look like someone 690 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,680 who is not sure of himself? 691 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,074 Oh, Mason, don't ask me that. 692 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,116 I thought I was the only crazy working late. 693 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,034 Who is it? 694 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,556 What's with the crazy masks? 695 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,274 What is it? Halloween or something? 696 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,635 and he says it also spits out money. 697 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,955 Oh, that's great. 698 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:13,195 Now we've got a drunk 699 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,159 that sounds like a bad song is supplying the clues. 700 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,677 He also saw the "Diplomat" license plates. 701 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:20,790 Which means the car is from 702 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,274 a foreign consulate in the city. 703 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,629 A foreign consulate-- 704 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,797 foreign go vernment involvement. 705 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,389 This could get very sticky, Sabrina. 706 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,639 Charlie... 707 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,797 I've got a feeling we're running out oftime. 708 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:39,910 Ready, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 709 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,077 two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 710 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,078 three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 711 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,430 three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 712 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,797 four, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 713 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,117 five, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 714 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,597 six, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 715 00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,509 muskets up, aim and fire... 716 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,472 That was really adequate. 717 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,832 What is this with muskets up and all I see is sticks? 718 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,430 Alvin, baby, how are we going to get them 719 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:10,630 to get the feel of everything 720 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,673 if all | see in their hands are sticks? 721 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,713 All right, boys and girls, go to lunch. 722 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:21,192 Because Iggy said that they would be here today. 723 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,948 Iggy! Again with Iggy. 724 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,356 I don't want to hear anymore about Iggy! 725 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,709 There will be a lunch break, 726 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,353 ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 727 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,635 from 12:15 to 7:75. 728 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,673 Iggy! 729 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,350 Iggy, what is this with no muskets? 730 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,392 Iggy? 731 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,355 There's not supposed to be any visitors in here. 732 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,550 It is all right. 733 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,791 He's my cousin visiting from the other side. 734 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,195 Billy, where is my Iggy? 735 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,151 I don't know, Max. 736 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,793 How could you not know? 737 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,751 Between you and Iggy, 738 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,393 I depend upon you for everything. 739 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:19,994 I didn't see him today. 740 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,032 Well, when you see him, tell him he's fired, 741 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,389 and if you find him, 742 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,910 tell him we need those muskets. 743 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,236 Who is this? 744 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,398 This is my cousin, Durgas. He just came over. 745 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,591 I thought maybe he could find some work here. 746 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,440 Send him to unemployment. Billy, I told you no visitors. 747 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:41,110 I told them no visitors, Max. 748 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,312 Mister, you got to go. 749 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,670 Please-- Durgas is a master woodcarver-- 750 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,069 and a machinist-- 751 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,839 and he works very cheap. 752 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,792 Cheap, huh? 753 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:52,990 Can you fix muskets? 754 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,428 Durgas can fix anything. 755 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,432 Listen to this. 756 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,637 Okay, you're hired until we find Iggy. 757 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,114 Then you're fired. 758 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,477 Billy, show him where to go. 759 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:21,319 [m] 51635

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