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Previously onYoung Sheldon...We've never really discussed
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the status
of our relationship.
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Men don't break up with me.
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Ido the breaking up.
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STURGIS:
So, uh,
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how's Connie?
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Hit him!
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Hit him again.
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Mom's good.
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I'm glad she's doing well.
Tell her I say hi.
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Or wait, greetings.
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Greetings from John.
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Hey, can I talk to you?
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You tell my granddaughter
she can't play baseball?
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I was just looking out
for her, that's all.
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Well, you and me are
gonna have problems.
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MISSY:
Meemaw got a date
with the coach.
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What?It was a productive afternoon.
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[both laughing]
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ADULT SHELDON:
Before that disembodied voice
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on AOL started saying,
"You've got mail,"
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we relied on my mom.
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Shelly, you've got mail!
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ADULT SHELDON:
Some mail brought great joy. Ooh!
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Greetings, Mr. Spock.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Some mail brought pain.
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George, you got jury duty!
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GEORGE SR.:
Tell 'em I died!
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ADULT SHELDON:
And one time...
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Missy, you got something.
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...mail caused a war
between neighbors
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rivaling that
of the Klingon Empire
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and the Federation, which--
trust me-- was a doozy.
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What'd you get?
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An invitation
to Billy's birthday party.
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That's nice.
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I wonder where Sheldon's is.
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[phone rings]
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MARY:
Hey, Brenda. It's Mary.
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Oh, hey.MARY: So,
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we got Missy's invitation
to Billy's party.
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Great. Hope she can make it.
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But Sheldon's didn't arrive
for some reason.
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Maybe it got lost in the mail?
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It didn't get lost.
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What are you saying?
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I think you know
what I'm saying.
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So Sheldon isn't invited?
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See? You knew. Bye.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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All right, Moon Pie.
I'll see you after class.
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Aren't you going
to walk me in?
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I think you can manage it.
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Is it because you're trying
to avoid Dr. Sturgis?
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No.
Is it because
you're getting old,
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and you're trying to limit
the number of steps you take?Get in there.
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Connie.
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Oh, hello, John.
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It's nice to see you.
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It's nice to see you, too.I assumed
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you stopped bringing
Sheldon to class
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'cause you were worried it would
be awkward running into me
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after our breakup.SHELDON: I asked her
the same question,
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but she assured me
that wasn't the case.
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What a relief!
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So, I suppose I'll
see you after class?
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I suppose you will.
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Now, didn't she used to
walk you to your seat?
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She did,
but she was younger then.
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That makes sense. [knock on door]
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Sheldon and Billy
are friends.
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My son should be at his party.
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[sighs]
Look,
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I'm not trying
to be mean here.
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Billy has a tough enough
time with other kids
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without them seeing him pal
around with the local weirdo.
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I thought you weren't
trying to be mean.
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That was the nicest
way I could say it.
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Well, I'm not trying
to be mean here either,
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but you are behaving
very unneighborly.
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[scoffs] That was mean?
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You're darn tootin'.Tootin'?
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Tootin'!
Okay.
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So if Einstein's analysis
of time is correct,
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the future's already happened,
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but we'll discuss that
in more detail next week.
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Or perhaps we already have.Exactly. [laughs]
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Good one. Let's hit the road.
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It was nice seeing you, Connie.
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Uh, we should get coffee
sometime and catch up.
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Maybe, sure, yeah. We'll see.
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What about, uh,
tomorrow morning?
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Oh, that's not great for me.
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Well, what about Sunday?
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Mm, I can't do that either.
Maybe another time.
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Oh, I see.
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You should probably settle
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on a specific date
because when I want to go
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to RadioShack and my dad says,
"Maybe another time,"
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we never end up going.
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Thank you so much, Sheldon.
I think we got this.
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Yes. Well, uh, Sheldon, uh,
s-see you next week.
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Bye. Can you explain why you
didn't settle on a specific date
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for coffee with
Dr. Sturgis?
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Maybe another time.
Okay.
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And then she said
she didn't want the other kids
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to see Billy hanging out
with Sheldon.
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That boy's only other friend
is a chicken
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and she's worried about Sheldon?
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What do we do?
Tell Missy she can't go?
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If we're only gonna
let Missy go places
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where they want
to have Sheldon,
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then she ain't gonna
get out much.
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Well, I don't think
it's right that...[TV turns on]
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Sup.
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Excuse me. Can't you see that
your father and I are talking?
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Yeah, but you can
talk anywhere,
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and this is the only room
in the house with a TV.
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Get out of here.
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Suit yourself.[TV turns off]
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But I'd like to point out,
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if you'd let me buy a TV
for my bedroom,
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we wouldn't be in this
situation, now would we?
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Go.
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I just hate
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that our little boy
gets left out.
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Me, too, but he should
probably get used to it.
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That's a terrible thing to say.
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Oh, come on, Mary, the boy's
not exactly a social butterfly.
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In fact, he's scared
of butterflies.
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Besides,
it's their house.
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If they don't want him,
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there's nothing
you can do about it.
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Pastor Jeff, are you
still looking for a topic
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for this week's sermon?
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You mean the one I'm
doing in 20 minutes?
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Sorry, silly question.No.
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What do you got?
I was gonna do Noah's ark,
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but Sheldon's
gonna eat me alive,
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like those two lions would've
done to those two giraffes.
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Well, I've been thinking
about the importance
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of being neighborly.
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CONGREGATION:
♪ Heart of my
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♪ Own heart...
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♪ Old MacDonald
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♪ Had a farm...
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CONGREGATION:
♪ Still be my
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♪ Vision
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♪ O Ruler of all...
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♪ E-I-E-I-O.
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Please be seated.
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A Pharisee once asked Jesus what
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the greatest commandment was,
and do you know what he said?
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Sheldon,
it's a rhetorical question.
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Aw.
He said it was
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to love God and love
your neighbor as yourself.
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And that's what I want
to talk about today,
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being a good neighbor.
How do we love our neighbors?
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We check in on them,
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we welcome them
into our homes.
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If we're having a party,
we invite them.
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Even if they're not
the most popular.Are you kidding me?
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Shh.
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Some of the Romans
thought he was a little weird,
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but if you invite him
into your heart,
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you get to go to
the biggest party of all,
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the one in the sky.
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Ooh, a party
in the sky.
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Fun.
He means heaven.
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Or a blimp.
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He means heaven.
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I can't believe you told
on me to Pastor Jeff.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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[whispers]:
Hi, neighbor.
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Hi.JEFF: No matter
how funny they look.
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It just don't
make no sense.
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If I'm gonna pay for it
with my own money,
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why can't I get a TV
for my bedroom?
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You have so much money, why
don't you save it for college?
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If you're not gonna
take this seriously,
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I don't even know why
I'm talking to you.
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Your mother won't let me
have a TV in my room,
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so you're not
getting one in yours.
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Why do you care what Mom says?
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You're the man of the house,
what you say goes.
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If you're not gonna
take this seriously,
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I don't know why
I'm talking to you.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hello, George.
Uh, John Sturgis here.
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Oh, hey, how you doing?Well, honestly,
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it's been a bit
of a confusing week,
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and I was hoping we could
schedule some male bonding time.
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Oh?Perhaps go to a bar
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or, uh, take a brisk walk
together.
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[chuckles]
I'm not really a walker.
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Well, that's true.Well, bar it is.
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How's, uh, 2:00?
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Uh, today's not great for me.
Uh, maybe some other time.
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Oh, I understand.
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Uh, I won't bother you again.
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Well, it's not like that,
y-you know,
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I'm just kind of busy right now.
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Of course, you made that
perfectly clear.
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Goodbye.[line disconnects]
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You just dump
somebody?
No.
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Dr. Sturgis wanted to hang out,
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and I'm busy.
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Yeah, busy breaking hearts.
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You win. Hope
you're happy.
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This was never
about winners and losers.
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Two kids means two gifts.
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And no Play-Doh,
he'll just eat it.
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[squeals quietly]
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Hey, Shelly,
I got something for you.
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What is it?
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An invitation
to Billy Sparks's
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birthday on Saturday.
Isn't that nice?
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Sheldon's gonna go?
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A child's birthday party?
No, thank you.
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Great.You're going to Billy's party.
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But I don't want to.And I don't want him to.
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Too bad, he's going.
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Then I don't want to go.
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Everyone's going
and everyone's gonna have fun.
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This is so unfair.
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It is. You should
run away from home.
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So they don't want Sheldon
at the party,
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and Sheldon doesn't
want to be at the party,
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but you're making him go
to the party.
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I'm sure he'll have a good
time when he gets there.
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And this isn't just because
you made a big fuss,
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and you're gonna be embarrassed
if he doesn't go?
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No.
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For a good Christian lady,
you sure do lie a lot.
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I just think it's important
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that every once in a while
Sheldon does normal kid things.
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You realize he's not
a normal kid?
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Of course I do.
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Then what are you doing?
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I'm trying to make sure
he knows how to be social
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so he doesn't become some lonely
adult no one wants to be around.
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[sighs]
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Damn it.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh.
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Hello.
253
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,287
Hey, John.
254
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,159
Oh, George.
255
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,596
Uh, you just caught me
on my way out...
256
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,642
to a party... with people.
257
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,600
A people party.
258
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,516
Sure. Hey, listen,
I just wanted to let you know
259
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,693
that my schedule opened up, and
if you still want to hang out,
260
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,869
you could come over on Saturday
and watch a game.
261
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:57,439
I don't know
if Saturday works for me. Uh...
262
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,267
Okay, well,
you just let me know.
263
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,616
Wait!
264
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,532
Saturday's fine. I'll be there.
265
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:04,968
[laughs]:
Okay.
266
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,666
Have a good night.
267
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,580
Goodbye!
268
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,627
Sheldon's going
to that party.
269
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,890
I'm a good liar.
270
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,981
[rattling]What'd I get him?
271
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,200
Connect Four.
272
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,637
That was thoughtful of me.Shelly?
273
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,117
Come on!
It's time to go.
274
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,727
Do I have to
wait for Sheldon?
275
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,294
Can't I just go now?
276
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,252
No, we're going together
as a family.
277
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,777
Greetings, Mother.
278
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,996
I'm ready to beam down
to the party.
279
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,347
You go on ahead.
280
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,436
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
281
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,483
What do you think
you are wearing?
282
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:42,832
A Mr. Spock outfit.
283
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,704
I know it's a
Mr. Spock outfit.
284
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:45,661
Then why did you ask?
285
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,880
You can't wear that.
286
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,490
No one else is
gonna be dressed up.
287
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,926
That's fine.
I plan on pretending
288
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,494
I'm a neutral observer
of an alien culture.
289
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,931
Or you can go and play
with the other kids
290
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,238
and wear pants from this planet.
291
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,935
I thought you said
I was supposed to have fun.
292
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,330
Go and change.
You are not wearing that.
293
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,897
Then I'm not going.You're going.
294
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,594
Then I'm wearing this.No, you're not.
295
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,335
Yes, I am.
296
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,903
Well, if you're gonna wear that,
you need to participate.
297
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,121
Participate how?
298
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,210
Party games, cake...
299
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,430
and singing "Happy Birthday."
300
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,041
No games, one slice of cake,
301
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,565
and I will mouth the words
while the others sing.
302
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,786
One game,
303
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,703
andyou need to interact
with the other children.
304
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,791
♪ Y'all ready?
305
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,401
♪ Ready!
306
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,620
♪ Do the funky chicken now
307
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,622
[whirring]
308
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,710
♪ You flap your arms...
309
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,146
Fascinating.
310
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,409
It seems to be a
carbon-based life-form.
311
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,020
♪ Then you know...
312
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,891
I'm interacting.
313
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,806
♪ Oh, oh.
314
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,677
[chicken clucking]
315
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,075
Hello!
316
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,947
Sheldon's not home.Oh.
317
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,298
I-I'm here to watch a sporting
event with your father.
318
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,082
Really?Yes.
319
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:03,521
He only called it "the game," so
I don't know which one it is.
320
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:06,263
Well, this is just great.
Come on in.
321
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,787
Thank you.
322
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:11,660
Hey, Dad, Dr. Sturgis is here
to watch football with you.
323
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:15,577
Oh, football. Good, that
was the one I read up on.
324
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,448
Hey, John, nice to see ya.
325
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:20,582
You, too. Uh, brought
some snacks for the game.
326
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,844
How nice.
327
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,541
Hope you like grapes.
328
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,849
Oh, there's nothing my dad loves
more than football and grapes.
329
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,113
[laughs] Why don't you head on
in to the den, John?
330
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,856
You, get lost.
331
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,077
So you two can feed
each other grapes? Got it.
332
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,299
♪ [clucking]
333
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,953
[whirring]
334
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,826
Hmm. Gallus gallus domesticus,
335
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,785
otherwise known
as "Earth chicken."
336
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,484
Live long and prosper...
you filthy bird.
337
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,053
I thought you
didn't like chickens.
338
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,576
Sheldon doesn't
like chickens.
339
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,665
Mr. Spock finds them
fascinating.
340
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,668
Who's Mr. Spock?I'm Mr. Spock.
341
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,627
I'm Billy.
342
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,715
What you doing?
343
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,630
Using my tricorder
to collect data.
344
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,501
What's a tricorder?
345
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,112
It's a multifunctional
handheld device
346
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,896
used for scanning
and analysis.
347
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,073
Cool. And what's everything
you just said?
348
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:20,076
Fascinating.
349
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,558
♪
350
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,909
[TV playing indistinctly]George, would you
prefer me to wait
351
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,345
for a commercial break
352
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,696
before I bring up
my emotional state?
353
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,569
Oh, still want
to talk about that, huh?
354
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,657
Well, I...
355
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,312
do think it would be
helpful for me.
356
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:42,316
Uh, we got seven minutes
till kickoff.[TV turns off]
357
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,796
Have at it.Where to begin?
[chuckles]
358
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:48,278
I saw Connie for the first time
since I broke up with her,
359
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,064
and it was harder
than I expected.
360
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,109
[chuckles]:
Well, breakups can be rough.
361
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,633
I thought I was doing
the right thing by her,
362
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,201
but now it seems
that I've lost her,
363
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,944
not only as a romantic partner,
but even as a friend.
364
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,773
Women, huh?I've been feeling
365
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,211
the loss very profoundly
and it's making me wonder
366
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,474
if she also is feeling lonely
367
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,825
and I made a bad decision
for both of us.
368
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,656
I hate to be the one
to tell you this, John,
369
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,050
but, uh...
370
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,444
she's kind of been
seeing someone new
371
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,446
and, uh...
372
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,622
she seems to be
doing okay.
373
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:31,278
I see.
374
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,975
[stammers]
375
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,455
Is she happy?
376
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,632
Hard to tell.
Her face is all scrunched up
377
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,939
and pinched
most of the time.
378
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:43,855
Well, I hope this man she's
seeing treats her well.
379
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,423
He seems okay.
380
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:50,036
I also hope he gets lost
at sea and never returns.
381
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,214
I'm having a lot
of feelings.
382
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,956
Well, when that happens to me,
I have another beer.
383
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,567
I haven't finished
this one yet.
384
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,872
More for me.
385
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,790
Ensign Sparks, there appears
to be a white object
386
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,576
under this chicken.It's called an egg.
387
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,709
Interesting. What is its
function on this planet?
388
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:15,496
People eat them and throw them
at me on Halloween.
389
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,846
What are you doing out here?
390
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,326
Playing with Sheldon.
391
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,849
You're missing your party.
392
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,329
But I'm having fun.
393
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,679
Do not be alarmed,
our mission is one of peace.
394
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:28,074
I'm gonna go have a little chat
with your mother.
395
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,773
Seems unlikely;
my mother's on Vulcan.
396
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,818
My mom is on Valium.
397
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,270
Oh, they scored
another touchdown.
398
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,446
That's just
a replay, John.
399
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,882
[laughs]
400
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,974
Hey.Connie.
401
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,716
I saw your bike outside,
so I-I thought I'd just,
402
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,675
uh, say hi.
403
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,460
Well, that's so nice of you.
404
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,549
I don't mean to interrupt
or anything.
405
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:12,248
I just wanted to... check in.
406
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,991
Would it be awkward
if I asked her to join us?
407
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,733
Oh, couldn't be
any more awkward.
408
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,388
Would you like to, uh,
watch the game with us?
409
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,824
It's-it's football.
410
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,348
Well, sure. [chuckles]
411
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,784
I guess a...
412
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,830
little visit wouldn't hurt.
413
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,225
Excellent.
414
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,489
Let me guess,
you brought the grapes.
415
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,665
I did.
[laughs]
416
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,759
Hey, how many of those
have you had?
417
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,674
So many!
418
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,155
[door closes]
419
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,939
Hope you're happy.
420
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,724
Billy's missing his own party
'cause he's playing spaceman
421
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,813
in the chicken coop
with your son.
422
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,123
You were right. I shouldn't have
made you invite him.
423
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,385
I'm sorry.
424
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,216
Okay.
425
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,566
Well, good.
426
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:13,266
It's just hard
to see him be left out.
427
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:16,965
And I worry it's not gonna
get better when he grows older.
428
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,275
Can't say that Billy
is exactly Mr. Popular either.
429
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,279
I'm sure this kind of stuff
bothers me
430
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,107
way more than
it bothers Sheldon.
431
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,503
Doesn't make it any easier,
does it?
432
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,897
No.
433
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,986
I'm gonna take Shelly back home
434
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,598
so that Billy can
get back to his party.
Eh.
435
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,297
You know, they're
having fun out there.
436
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,820
[door opens]
437
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,257
SHELDON:
Gallus gallus domesticus
pooped on my uniform!
438
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,912
The mission
is compromised!
439
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,133
Maybe take him home.Yeah.
440
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:02,228
I've got something here for
both of you. It's from Billy.
441
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,186
I hope it's not
another invitation.
442
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,797
It's probably a thank you note.
443
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,669
So now I have to write
a you're welcome note?
444
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,236
You people are killing me.
445
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,541
"Dear Sheldon
and Missy,
446
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,195
"thank you for coming
to my party.
447
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,023
"I liked playing with Mr. Spock
448
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,286
and watching Missy throw up
Kool-Aid in the bushes."
449
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,245
Still tasted like cherry.
450
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,944
"My mother also threw up,
but that was because of wine.
451
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,512
My dad says she
drinks because..."Okay, that's nice.
452
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,992
But there's more.No, there's not.
453
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,952
Guess we'll never know
why she drinks.
454
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,088
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