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Morning, babe.
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Oh, hey.
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- You're up.
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh, I was just gonna get us some coffee.
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I can't believe that I'm here.
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It's amazing.
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I mean, just yesterday, we were, uh,
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completely broken up.
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I know, it's crazy, right?
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Bonkers.
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Oh, I'll be right back.
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This is brutal.
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I have to break up with her.
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Three days before Christmas?
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Don't you want to wait
till she's pregnant, too?
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It just feels wrong not
to be honest with her.
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It's three days before Christmas, man.
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It's not happening.
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You're with Ali through New Year's.
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Personally, if it was me, I'd fake it
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through Valentine's Day,
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but I'm a gentleman.
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Yeah, I guess it's just a few days.
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Look at you, all twisted up
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in knots over our cousin's girlfriend.
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Goodbye.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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I know it's kind of cheesy, but
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I've been trying to get Dan to go
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on one of those, like,
European river cruises.
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- Oh.
- I have hundreds
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- of brochures for those in my drawer.
- She does.
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- Really?
- Well, looks like
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someone's dating their mother.
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- Gross.
- No.
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I'm actually flattered.
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Thank you very much.
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I think it's a good thing that
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you two are gonna move in together.
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I like this.
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Next step, we got to get him
to take the LSATs.
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Third rail... I'm not touching that one.
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Mom, there must be something
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in one of your textbooks
about humans having free will.
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Ah, well argued, Counselor.
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I'm so sorry that you
had to spend the night
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- in that crusty old RV.
- Oh, yeah.
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Sean, you're giving 'em your room.
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Well, I guess we're prorating the rent.
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I think that's a can of worms
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you don't want to open right now, son.
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- What the hell is this?
- Mm-hmm.
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Did you tell Ali we're caroling tonight?
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Uh, we're caroling tonight.
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My dad takes it very seriously.
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The neighborhood would riot if I didn't.
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- Do you sing?
- Uh, a little bit...
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I was, I was in an
a cappella group in college.
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- A cappella!
- Well, let me guess...
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- Alto?
- Yeah, actually I am.
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The missing link.
Do not break up with her, okay?
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Because, otherwise, we side with her.
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Hey.
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- Uh, Ali, this is my sister Bridget.
- Hi.
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Yeah, just 24 hours
ago, you would have been
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- impressed with her.
- All right...
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You okay, Bridge?
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So, listen.
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It's coming up on my
busy season at work.
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- No-no, we've been through this.
- And I was thinking... what?
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- We went over this.
- Listen to me... I-I just,
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I think it's time you
learned the heating
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and air-conditioning business.
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I don't want to. I...
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Visionaries don't wear uniforms.
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Mm-hmm. What if you like it, okay?
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You might find that you like it,
and then, you know,
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you could take over for
me one day when I retire.
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My business is about to take off.
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Like, today I've got a meeting.
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It's gonna change everything.
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Do you know how many
times you've told me that?
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No, and neither do you,
you mixed-up old codger.
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- By the way, here are the songbooks.
- Oh.
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- In a box marked "garden hose."
- Yes.
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Nice to know we're on
the Dewey Decimal System.
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Ah.
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Next time you see me,
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I'll be wearing a money suit.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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We are in business.
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Just finding a quiet spot.
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Yeah, about that floor drain...
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Oh, Bridget. Sorry.
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- Hi, Tony.
- Uh...
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I didn't realize you'd still be in bed.
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Is that French toast?
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And some fruit.
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Are you doing okay?
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Was just about to go for a run.
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Just so excited to
be here with you guys.
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I told you Ali was
gonna love this place.
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I think you're the only man
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here between the ages of ten and 75.
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Yeah, I haven't had
this much dill in a while.
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So, Ali... tell me about yourself.
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Are you the oldest? No... middle child.
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- How'd you know?
- Because I'm the middle child.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Do you ever feel like sometimes you have
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to fight just to be heard?
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- "Sometimes"?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Me, too.
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Excuse me, I need to use the men's room.
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I don't anticipate a line.
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Mind if I come over?
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Please.
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Sisters?
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You're so good at this.
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Yeah, I have two sisters.
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God...
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Less wild?
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That actually felt pretty good.
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Of course it did.
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Right now endorphins
are flooding your body.
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Who needs an HMO if you have sneakers?
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Yeah, totally.
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The school gives you insurance,
though, right?
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I mean, I wouldn't
want to have any heavy
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orthodontic work, but yeah.
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Wow, I feel clear. I feel awake.
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That's your system saying,
"Thank you, this works for me."
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What are you gonna do
with this good energy?
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I should go talk to Doug.
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You know what?
I'm gonna do it right now.
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- I love it!
- Okay.
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Thank you for getting me out of bed!
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- Heel-toe with that stride, please!
- Yes.
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- Heel-toe!
- Okay.
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Hey, I'm closing a deal.
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I can't really talk. What's up?
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Cora wants me to take
photos for her today.
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Don't do it.
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I'm in the Uber.
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Where's Ali?
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Uh, I left her with Mom.
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You bailed on her?
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They're having more fun without me.
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Mom's taking her to The Nutcracker.
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Ah, I've actually heard mixed things.
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You know, child dancers are a wild card.
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Cora lives on Fullerton.
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Near the farmers market, man.
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That's, like, my favorite street.
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She invited you to her apartment?
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Oh, wait, also,
you have a favorite street?
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Sh-She loves my work.
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- And that's coming from another artist.
- Turn around.
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Dan, you do not have
the skill set for this.
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I'm not gonna do anything.
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I'm playing the long game.
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Okay, Long Game, when this
all blows up... and it will...
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I want you to know that
I'm siding with Marco.
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He makes a lot more money than you do.
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All right, I'm at the penthouse.
I got to go.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How are you? I'm Rebecca Miller.
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General counsel for Cole's company.
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Sean Moody Jr., CEO
and spokesman for the revolution.
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Uh, where's Cole?
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Why don't we take a seat, hmm?
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Okay.
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Bridget?
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Hi.
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Is it okay if I come in?
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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Doug, please.
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I came all this way.
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Hey, Bridget?
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- Can I get a signature?
- Sure.
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I, uh, I just want to thank you guys
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for the holiday gift card.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Uh, we appreciate you, Terrence.
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Oh, hey, Doug.
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Well, merry Christmas to both of you.
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- Thank you.
- Much health and happiness.
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Thank you.
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- Best couple on the block.
- Oh.
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- Everyone says so.
- Okay.
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Merry Christmas, Terrence.
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Look, Doug, you need to believe me.
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That night in Atlanta
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was the single stupidest
thing I've ever done.
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If I could take it back, I...
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Listen, I got a lawyer.
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What?
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What are you saying?
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I can't get past this.
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So, I'm meeting with everyone
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- on Cole's calendar today.
- Hmm.
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I assume that's... standard protocol?
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How familiar are you
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with Cole's mental health situation?
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Uh, I'm not at all, so...
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Well, over the last 72 hours,
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he's been in the throes
of a manic episode.
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Oh.
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Um...
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How does that affect
any ongoing business?
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And, more importantly,
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how is Cole as a person?
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Is he o... Is... How is he?
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He's in a facility outside Minneapolis.
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Oh, crap.
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We're still trying to piece it together,
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but apparently he
committed over $10 million
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to a variety of start-ups,
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including one particularly insane one
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where you blow up dead
people with fireworks.
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- That's crazy.
- Yeah.
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Also, probably not the
way it was pitched.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry, Sean.
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Do you need a minute?
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Yeah, thank you. That'd be nice.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Wow, look at your place.
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If I had this apartment in New York,
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I'd have to have, like, 12 roommates.
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Just opened a bottle. Want a glass?
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Uh... yeah.
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It's a super Tuscan.
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Oh, uh, Marco, hey.
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What's up, bro?
My boy at the wine shop hooked it up.
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Yeah, chugalug, baby.
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Actually, don't chug it.
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Sip it. It's expensive.
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♪ You're a gift from heaven... ♪
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It's good.
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It's better than good. It's Italian.
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Okay, so I guess we should,
uh, shoot some jewelry.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, before we get too far into it,
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you mind taking a picture of me and Cora
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in front of the Christmas tree?
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- I want to send out our holiday e-card.
- No, no, no.
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Dan doesn't want to take
our holiday picture.
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Oh, come on.
I want to show you off, babe.
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And Dan doesn't really mind, right, bro?
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Yeah, sure. Yeah.
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Hey, my mom told me that
your girlfriend flew in last night.
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Really?
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I thought you guys broke up.
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Uh, it-it was kind of a surprise.
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I heard she's a total smoke show.
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So you're back together?
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Uh, yeah... no... I mean...
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Yeah, she's, she's here.
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My cousin, the waffler.
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Okay, no more talking. Let's shoot.
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00:10:39,799 --> 00:10:41,851
Is this too sexy for a Christmas photo?
263
00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:44,336
All right, everyone,
it's gonna be a long night.
264
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,437
We've added another street by request,
265
00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:49,109
but I have extra socks.
266
00:10:49,134 --> 00:10:50,242
Yeah, everyone.
267
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,593
We are expecting snow tonight.
268
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,218
The weather girl promised.
269
00:10:54,243 --> 00:10:57,078
Uh, I was thinking that, since
not everyone here is Christian,
270
00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:58,429
perhaps we could also sing
271
00:10:58,454 --> 00:11:00,289
something nondenominational?
272
00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:02,906
Maybe a song the Beatles
did with Ravi Shankar.
273
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,771
Can I see you in the
kitchen for a second?
274
00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,296
Sure.
275
00:11:07,692 --> 00:11:09,781
Roger, Ann and I are extremely happy
276
00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:12,054
that you're in love again,
277
00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:14,359
and that you're having
somebody else's son.
278
00:11:14,598 --> 00:11:16,382
But we do the same songs every year.
279
00:11:16,407 --> 00:11:18,140
Just a couple options
off The White Album.
280
00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:19,965
The White Album is a great album. Okay?
281
00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,257
But it's not a Christmas album.
282
00:11:21,282 --> 00:11:23,593
Just a few sitar selections like...
283
00:11:23,618 --> 00:11:26,257
Roger, respect the hat.
284
00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:27,773
Okay? Are you wearing the hat?
285
00:11:27,798 --> 00:11:29,516
No. I'm wearing the hat.
Why am I wearing the hat?
286
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,312
'Cause I'm the captain of caroling.
287
00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:32,337
All right?
288
00:11:32,362 --> 00:11:34,601
Are we doing this over at
your fancy bachelor condo
289
00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:35,771
with the crazy leather couches? No.
290
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:36,821
We're doing it in my neighborhood,
291
00:11:36,845 --> 00:11:38,424
where we have been bringing
Christmas merriment
292
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,984
and Christmas songs for
25 very Christmassy years.
293
00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:44,539
Okay? So don't come after caroling.
294
00:11:44,564 --> 00:11:46,093
It's a sacred cow.
295
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,601
What's so funny?
296
00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:51,539
That's actually a Hindu
expression, so...
297
00:11:51,564 --> 00:11:52,968
Oh, if I was still drinking,
298
00:11:52,993 --> 00:11:54,984
- I swear to gosh...
- Okay. But it-it...
299
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,391
Okay, let's go.
300
00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:00,507
Oh, Stan, don't feed Leon.
301
00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:01,984
He's on a special diet.
302
00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:03,009
But he loves it.
303
00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:05,015
His liver's worse than yours is, Stan.
304
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,743
All right, alto, let's see
what you got. Ready?
305
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,133
- Okay. Oh.
- Uh-oh.
306
00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:10,789
♪ Joy to the world ♪
307
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,179
♪ The Lord has come ♪
308
00:12:13,204 --> 00:12:15,257
- ♪ Let Earth receive ♪
- ♪ Let Earth ♪
309
00:12:15,282 --> 00:12:17,226
- ♪ Receive her King ♪
- ♪ Her King ♪
310
00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:19,656
♪ Let every heart ♪
311
00:12:19,681 --> 00:12:21,881
♪ Prepare Him room ♪
312
00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:24,679
- ♪ Let heaven and nature sing ♪
- ♪ Nature sing ♪
313
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:27,015
Wow. You should've broken
up with her this morning.
314
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,492
Thanks. That was my instinct.
315
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:30,585
Yeah, I think you're stuck
till Easter, buddy.
316
00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:31,835
♪ ... sing ♪
317
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,031
- Yeah.
- Fantastic.
318
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,812
- She's the alto.
- Fantastic.
319
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,499
- My God.
- Oh, my.
320
00:12:36,524 --> 00:12:37,524
Wow.
321
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,816
- Voice of an angel.
- Wow.
322
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:45,373
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
323
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,123
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
324
00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:50,959
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
325
00:12:50,984 --> 00:12:53,601
♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
326
00:12:53,626 --> 00:12:56,308
♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪
327
00:12:56,333 --> 00:13:01,195
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. ♪
328
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,404
- Aw, thank you.
- Thank you.
329
00:13:03,429 --> 00:13:05,162
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
330
00:13:05,187 --> 00:13:07,609
- ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
- Good night.
331
00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:08,954
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas... ♪
332
00:13:08,978 --> 00:13:11,201
Hey, sorry we're late.
Traffic was terrible.
333
00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:12,265
- Hey.
- I guess someone
334
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,016
didn't hear about lane
closures on the Kennedy.
335
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,773
I'll forward you the CTA site.
336
00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:17,921
Hi. I'm-I'm Cora.
337
00:13:17,946 --> 00:13:20,012
Hi, I'm Ali. I'm Dan's girlfriend.
338
00:13:20,037 --> 00:13:21,169
I'm Marco's girlfriend.
339
00:13:21,194 --> 00:13:23,062
Marco, Daniel's favorite cousin.
340
00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:25,585
We used to spy on his sister together.
341
00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:26,718
Really?
342
00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:28,443
Okay, you're blushing.
343
00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:30,359
What are you...? Shut up.
344
00:13:30,384 --> 00:13:33,512
Ali, Cora, come on.
I need some angelic voices over here.
345
00:13:33,537 --> 00:13:34,936
Here we go.
346
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:36,517
Hey.
347
00:13:37,187 --> 00:13:39,953
Thanks for ruining
my afternoon delight, bro.
348
00:13:39,978 --> 00:13:41,703
- What?
- What, you thought I got
349
00:13:41,728 --> 00:13:43,656
that bottle of wine for you? No, man.
350
00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,724
I had this whole thing
planned out for Cora.
351
00:13:45,749 --> 00:13:48,850
It was gonna be meaningful and erotic.
352
00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:51,351
W-Wait, so she didn't know
you were coming over?
353
00:13:51,376 --> 00:13:53,499
No, man, it was a surprise.
354
00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:55,265
I even skipped basketball
and everything.
355
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,382
I'm trying to show her my hidden depths.
356
00:13:57,407 --> 00:13:58,820
How's that going?
357
00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:00,024
Exhausting.
358
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,406
Humans. Complicated fish, bro.
359
00:14:07,571 --> 00:14:09,953
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
360
00:14:09,978 --> 00:14:12,717
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
361
00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:15,210
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
362
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,843
♪ Laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha ♪
363
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:20,058
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
364
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,359
♪ Making spirits bright ♪
365
00:14:22,384 --> 00:14:24,724
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
366
00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:28,999
- ♪ A sleighing song tonight... ♪
- Dude, I owe so much money.
367
00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:31,890
I owe $9,000.
368
00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:34,406
And that's just the patent lawyer.
369
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,271
Why don't you just go work for Dad?
370
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,421
He'd be thrilled.
371
00:14:37,446 --> 00:14:39,845
Then I'd have to admit
to him that I flamed out.
372
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,382
Again.
373
00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:44,617
It'll just confirm his image
of me as a total screwup.
374
00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,179
Well, it doesn't need to be forever.
375
00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:48,024
You just need to get a
little cash in your pocket.
376
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:50,322
It's hard to think clearly
when you can't pay rent.
377
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,646
Not that you pay rent.
378
00:14:51,681 --> 00:14:53,437
She said from across the hall.
379
00:14:53,462 --> 00:14:55,953
So sad and so true.
380
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,130
Did I just ruin my life?
381
00:14:59,155 --> 00:15:03,529
Uh... as much as I'm
enjoying your setback,
382
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,620
um... no.
383
00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:07,066
Really?
384
00:15:07,091 --> 00:15:08,457
Yes.
385
00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:10,422
And in the meantime, maybe it's...
386
00:15:10,883 --> 00:15:13,648
time for you to take a break and
start asking some bigger questions.
387
00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:14,739
Like...?
388
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:16,672
Like, what would your life look like
389
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:18,571
if you didn't have to be
so perfect all the time?
390
00:15:18,595 --> 00:15:20,061
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
391
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,572
♪ And a happy New Year ♪
392
00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:25,903
Hey, guys. Quit gabbing.
393
00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:27,636
We're going to the hot chocolate house.
394
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,828
I'm having the most amazing time.
395
00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:31,183
Yeah, me, too.
396
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,286
Getting to know your family
397
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,376
has made me feel so much closer to you.
398
00:15:35,322 --> 00:15:37,066
I want to do this every year.
399
00:15:37,091 --> 00:15:39,144
It just makes me so happy.
400
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,273
And, look, I know we, um,
401
00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:43,731
we haven't said this
to each other yet, but...
402
00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:45,556
I love you, Dan.
403
00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:48,270
And I want to be with you.
404
00:15:48,837 --> 00:15:52,863
I want this. I want... all of this.
405
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,449
Ali...
406
00:15:56,808 --> 00:15:58,713
we need to talk.
407
00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:03,151
♪ Silent night ♪
408
00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:06,871
♪ Holy night... ♪
409
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,769
So you had me fly across the country
410
00:16:08,794 --> 00:16:10,201
so you could break up with me?
411
00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:12,324
I know. I know, I suck.
412
00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:14,035
Three days before Christmas?!
413
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,919
- It's-it's complicated. I...
- You know, it doesn't seem
414
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:18,627
that complicated, it kind of
just seems like you're a jerk.
415
00:16:18,652 --> 00:16:21,504
I'm so, so sorry.
I should've told you right away.
416
00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:23,419
No, you never should've
left me a voice mail message
417
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,853
begging me to move in
with you, you psycho!
418
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:27,168
Hold on, please.
419
00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:29,816
You know what? You're paying
me back for that plane ticket.
420
00:16:29,841 --> 00:16:32,775
♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪
421
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,900
Merry [BLEEP] Christmas!
422
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,095
♪ Peace ♪
423
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,385
- ♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪
- Ali.
424
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,613
Come back.
425
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:43,582
Ali, can I...?
426
00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:45,440
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
427
00:16:45,465 --> 00:16:47,632
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
428
00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:51,183
♪ And a happy New Year ♪
429
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:57,752
Never a good way to break
up with someone, huh?
430
00:16:57,777 --> 00:16:59,577
No, but that was...
431
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,713
that was a Christmas massacre.
432
00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:03,791
Yeah. I was a mess in my 20s, too.
433
00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:07,118
Yeah, well, you weren't
exactly the gold standard.
434
00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:08,553
Neither of us were.
435
00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:09,782
I don't know.
436
00:17:10,345 --> 00:17:12,915
The one I'm most
worried about is Seanny.
437
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:16,627
You know? I mean, he just seems so lost.
438
00:17:16,652 --> 00:17:18,890
I was actually lost at his age.
439
00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,821
Nine days in the Ozarks.
440
00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:24,077
I just wish... you know,
I wish he could see it,
441
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,687
how good this would be for him,
you know, working with me.
442
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,618
The truth is, it'd probably
be good for you, too, right?
443
00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:31,993
Maybe he needs to hear that.
444
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,063
You know what, Big Stan?
445
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:40,626
I think you might be ready
to sponsor somebody yourself.
446
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,265
All right, now let's remember
for next year
447
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:48,454
the songbooks are in
the "garden hose" box.
448
00:17:48,821 --> 00:17:50,218
Garden hose box.
449
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,541
Come on, Ali, I really want
to drive you to the airport.
450
00:17:52,565 --> 00:17:54,196
Yeah, I'm gonna take an Uber.
451
00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:56,788
Okay, well,
a-at least let me use my account.
452
00:17:56,813 --> 00:17:58,402
Oh, you're such a gentleman.
453
00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:00,310
Wow. Now we're even.
454
00:18:01,032 --> 00:18:02,006
Are you kidding me?
455
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,674
I cannot get a flight until tomorrow.
456
00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:06,133
Did-did you try Midway?
Sometimes, if you go standby,
457
00:18:06,158 --> 00:18:07,536
- they can, uh...
- Yeah, I tried every airport.
458
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,663
- I even tried Milwaukee.
- Oh, come on, Ali.
459
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:10,984
It's midnight, stay here.
460
00:18:11,009 --> 00:18:12,251
You can take the bed.
461
00:18:12,704 --> 00:18:14,591
A-And the, and the entire room.
462
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:16,030
Fine, whatever, just...
463
00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:18,391
Can you leave... me alone, please?
464
00:18:18,908 --> 00:18:20,430
Okay.
465
00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:25,376
I'm sorry.
466
00:18:51,071 --> 00:18:52,671
- Hey.
- How are you, old fella?
467
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:53,914
What's going on?
468
00:18:53,939 --> 00:18:58,126
I haven't been in this baby
since we went to the dunes.
469
00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:01,913
Dad, uh, so about the conversation
470
00:19:01,938 --> 00:19:02,977
that we had earlier...
471
00:19:03,002 --> 00:19:04,509
N-N-N-N-No, no, no. No.
472
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,067
Let me just say, I-I apologize.
473
00:19:06,092 --> 00:19:07,950
I came on way too strong about
the work thing, you know?
474
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:10,508
No, no, no, I...
If anything, I think that I...
475
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:12,255
No, n-n-n-n-n-no.
That's why I came in here.
476
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,146
I wanted to apologize for that,
477
00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:16,336
and...
478
00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:18,843
I wanted to tell you something.
479
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,518
- Okay.
- But I promised your mother
480
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,155
I wasn't gonna say anything
to anybody about this
481
00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,780
until after the holidays,
so whatever I tell you,
482
00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:26,359
you can't tell anybody else.
483
00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:27,384
Yeah, okay.
484
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,649
Um...
485
00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:31,524
I have cancer.
486
00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:33,296
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no.
487
00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:34,666
It's not an "Oh, my God" kind of cancer.
488
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:37,421
It's-it's, uh,
it's an "Oh" kind of cancer.
489
00:19:37,446 --> 00:19:39,501
It's highly treatable.
We caught it early.
490
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,180
And there's nothing to worry about,
there really isn't.
491
00:19:43,368 --> 00:19:44,775
Okay?
492
00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:46,523
I'm so sorry, Dad.
493
00:19:46,548 --> 00:19:47,885
- Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry.
494
00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:49,390
No, no, nothing to worry about.
495
00:19:49,415 --> 00:19:51,530
Tell me, uh, tell-tell me everything.
496
00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:54,008
Uh, well, it's breast cancer.
497
00:19:54,321 --> 00:19:56,452
Oh, that's a bit more to process.
498
00:19:56,477 --> 00:19:58,867
Yeah. Yeah. Um, I have a lot
499
00:19:58,892 --> 00:20:00,424
of pamphlets with titles like, uh,
500
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,982
"What Every Woman Should Know."
501
00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:03,905
Yeah, I can imagine.
502
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,804
I got a pink T-shirt that
they already gave me. Yeah.
503
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:09,343
So, does that... does that mean
I get to make jokes, too?
504
00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:12,062
Be my guest. Uh,
I-I told a couple of my AA buddies
505
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,562
and they've already pretty
much made every joke
506
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,219
you could possibly think of, but...
507
00:20:15,244 --> 00:20:17,374
Hey, look, don't underestimate me.
508
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:18,877
You know, you'll get
a lot of mileage out of
509
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,890
"my eyes are up here" kind of stuff.
510
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,113
Um...
511
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,313
So, so you're gonna be okay,
though, you said?
512
00:20:24,338 --> 00:20:25,693
Hundred percent, all right?
513
00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:28,280
So do not worry about me, okay?
514
00:20:28,305 --> 00:20:29,687
I mean, there's gonna be surgery
515
00:20:29,722 --> 00:20:31,923
and, uh, you know, and then radiation.
516
00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,062
You know, there's gonna be the chemo.
517
00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:37,384
And so I'm gonna need a
little help with the business.
518
00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:40,264
And that's why I thought, you know,
519
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,405
I was hoping you would reconsider.
520
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:43,601
Just for a little while.
521
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,055
I mean, it is cancer.
522
00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:51,075
So my business will have
to be kind of put on hold.
523
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,633
- Oh, yeah.
- But...
524
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,992
I'm-I'm your namesake, I'm the eldest.
525
00:20:56,017 --> 00:20:58,632
This is my duty to
follow in your footsteps
526
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,118
and, uh, make sacrifices for the family.
527
00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:03,298
It's-it's almost archetypal.
528
00:21:03,323 --> 00:21:04,368
- So...
- See, this is why
529
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,633
I felt like I had to tell you.
530
00:21:05,658 --> 00:21:07,124
- Absolutely.
- Yeah. Thank you, son.
531
00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:08,270
- Absolutely.
- I knew I could count on you.
532
00:21:08,294 --> 00:21:10,294
- Always.
- And, uh,
533
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:13,702
I'm guessing your sure thing
kind of blew up in your face?
534
00:21:13,727 --> 00:21:15,773
Like a terrorist shoe bomb.
535
00:21:15,798 --> 00:21:17,124
Okay.
536
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:20,315
Hey, join the party.
537
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,837
- Hey.
- Hi.
538
00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:23,195
Look at this.
539
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,055
Yep, I got, uh...
540
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,299
I got two sons living in the RV.
541
00:21:28,324 --> 00:21:29,324
Yep.
542
00:21:29,349 --> 00:21:31,149
This thing kind of paid for itself,
didn't it?
543
00:21:32,349 --> 00:21:34,124
All right, guys, I'll see you later.
544
00:21:34,149 --> 00:21:36,241
- Be, be well, Dad.
- Night.
545
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,187
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